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[cheers and applause]
andy: Coming to you you from the
historic largo theater in
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Andy: Coming to you you from the
historic largo theater in
hollywood, it's conan!
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Historic largo theater in
hollywood, it's conan!
I'm andy richter.
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Hollywood, it's conan!
I'm andy richter.
Tonight, evan rachel wood.
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I'm andy richter.
Tonight, evan rachel wood.
And now, here he is, conan
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Tonight, evan rachel wood.
And now, here he is, conan
o'brien!
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And now, here he is, conan
o'brien!
Conan: Yes!
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O'brien!
Conan: Yes!
Yes!
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Conan: Yes!
Yes!
Thank you.
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Yes!
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Welcome to the show once again
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Thank you very much.
Welcome to the show once again
being filmed here in the
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Welcome to the show once again
being filmed here in the
abandoned largo theater in west
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Being filmed here in the
abandoned largo theater in west
hollywood, joined once again by
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Abandoned largo theater in west
hollywood, joined once again by
cardboard cutouts of all of our
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Hollywood, joined once again by
cardboard cutouts of all of our
fans across the nation and the
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Cardboard cutouts of all of our
fans across the nation and the
world.
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Fans across the nation and the
world.
How are you doing, andy?
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World.
How are you doing, andy?
Andy: It's not abandoned.
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How are you doing, andy?
Andy: It's not abandoned.
I'm here.
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Andy: It's not abandoned.
I'm here.
And we and the gang, we're all
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I'm here.
And we and the gang, we're all
here.
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And we and the gang, we're all
here.
Conan: You've been here at night
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Here.
Conan: You've been here at night
with the cardboard cutouts.
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Conan: You've been here at night
with the cardboard cutouts.
Andy: That's when they come to
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With the cardboard cutouts.
Andy: That's when they come to
life.
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Andy: That's when they come to
life.
Conan: Yeah, exactly.
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Life.
Conan: Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
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Conan: Yeah, exactly.
Yeah.
That look means that you're
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Yeah.
That look means that you're
telling the truth.
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That look means that you're
telling the truth.
Andy: Yes.
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Telling the truth.
Andy: Yes.
Conan: Ok.
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Andy: Yes.
Conan: Ok.
No time to waste tonight.
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Conan: Ok.
No time to waste tonight.
Terrific evan rachel wood is on
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No time to waste tonight.
Terrific evan rachel wood is on
the program.
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Terrific evan rachel wood is on
the program.
I do love her so.
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The program.
I do love her so.
Going to get a chance to talk to
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I do love her so.
Going to get a chance to talk to
her.
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Going to get a chance to talk to
her.
But first, I've talked about
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Her.
But first, I've talked about
this before, but I think it
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But first, I've talked about
this before, but I think it
bears repeating.
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This before, but I think it
bears repeating.
You've probably noticed a lot of
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Bears repeating.
You've probably noticed a lot of
late night hosts, they just come
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You've probably noticed a lot of
late night hosts, they just come
out and tell monologue jokes.
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Late night hosts, they just come
out and tell monologue jokes.
That's fine for them.
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Out and tell monologue jokes.
That's fine for them.
But this guy, I like to
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That's fine for them.
But this guy, I like to
innovate.
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But this guy, I like to
innovate.
I'm sorry, other hosts.
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Innovate.
I'm sorry, other hosts.
That's just the way I roll.
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I'm sorry, other hosts.
That's just the way I roll.
You see, I found a way to tell
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That's just the way I roll.
You see, I found a way to tell
great, topical jokes that add
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You see, I found a way to tell
great, topical jokes that add
excitement, sex appeal and a
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Great, topical jokes that add
excitement, sex appeal and a
little 1980's nostalgia.
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Excitement, sex appeal and a
little 1980's nostalgia.
It's a great new way I've di
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Little 1980's nostalgia.
It's a great new way I've di
viced.
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It's a great new way I've di
viced.
We're going to do it again
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Viced.
We're going to do it again
tonight.
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We're going to do it again
tonight.
Check it out.
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Tonight.
Check it out.
Well, it was reported today that
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Check it out.
Well, it was reported today that
there are 240 u.S. Schools named
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Well, it was reported today that
there are 240 u.S. Schools named
for confederate leaders.
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There are 240 u.S. Schools named
for confederate leaders.
Yeah.
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For confederate leaders.
Yeah.
The confederate leaders include
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Yeah.
The confederate leaders include
robert e. Lee, stonewall jackson
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The confederate leaders include
robert e. Lee, stonewall jackson
and kid rock.
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Robert e. Lee, stonewall jackson
and kid rock.
♪
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And kid rock.
♪
thanks to conan's epic burn.
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♪
thanks to conan's epic burn.
Did you ever think that you
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Thanks to conan's epic burn.
Did you ever think that you
could laugh while you learn ♪
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Did you ever think that you
could laugh while you learn ♪
andy: What?
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Could laugh while you learn ♪
andy: What?
What was that?
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Andy: What?
What was that?
Conan: What do you mean, what
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What was that?
Conan: What do you mean, what
was that?
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Conan: What do you mean, what
was that?
I'm trying to save the world
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Was that?
I'm trying to save the world
with laughter, andy.
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I'm trying to save the world
with laughter, andy.
Oint oh.
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With laughter, andy.
Oint oh.
Conan: Fox news is laying off
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Oint oh.
Conan: Fox news is laying off
people who do hair and makeup or
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Conan: Fox news is laying off
people who do hair and makeup or
as fox news calls them,
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People who do hair and makeup or
as fox news calls them,
reporters.
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As fox news calls them,
reporters.
♪ conan's statement just caused
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Reporters.
♪ conan's statement just caused
a truth quake
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♪ conan's statement just caused
a truth quake
and make you think ♪
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A truth quake
and make you think ♪
andy: Yeah, I don't know how
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And make you think ♪
andy: Yeah, I don't know how
that made me think that joke.
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Andy: Yeah, I don't know how
that made me think that joke.
Conan: Andy, just go with it.
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That made me think that joke.
Conan: Andy, just go with it.
Go with it.
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Conan: Andy, just go with it.
Go with it.
It's working.
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Go with it.
It's working.
Recent polls reveal that joe
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It's working.
Recent polls reveal that joe
biden is struggling with latino
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Recent polls reveal that joe
biden is struggling with latino
voters.
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Biden is struggling with latino
voters.
Today, biden reminded a latino
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Voters.
Today, biden reminded a latino
group that he voted against the
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Today, biden reminded a latino
group that he voted against the
mexican-american war.
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Group that he voted against the
mexican-american war.
♪ creepy joe just got destroyed
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Mexican-american war.
♪ creepy joe just got destroyed
now
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♪ creepy joe just got destroyed
now
direct hit from c.O.B.
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Now
direct hit from c.O.B.
He's crying on an amtrak train
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Direct hit from c.O.B.
He's crying on an amtrak train
the power of comedy ♪
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He's crying on an amtrak train
the power of comedy ♪
andy: You know, this is actually
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The power of comedy ♪
andy: You know, this is actually
my least favorite song written
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Andy: You know, this is actually
my least favorite song written
for the movie "st. Elmo's
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My least favorite song written
for the movie "st. Elmo's
fire"."
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For the movie "st. Elmo's
fire"."
conan: Thanks, andy, I'll keep
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Fire"."
conan: Thanks, andy, I'll keep
that mote
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Conan: Thanks, andy, I'll keep
that mote
♪ed.
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That mote
♪ed.
Scientists have discovered a gas
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♪ed.
Scientists have discovered a gas
on venus that's a sign of life.
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Scientists have discovered a gas
on venus that's a sign of life.
Here on earth, a noxious gas is
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On venus that's a sign of life.
Here on earth, a noxious gas is
a nearby arby's.
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Here on earth, a noxious gas is
a nearby arby's.
♪ it's the antidote and conan
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A nearby arby's.
♪ it's the antidote and conan
is the vaccine ♪
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♪ it's the antidote and conan
is the vaccine ♪
conan: Well, looks like no
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Is the vaccine ♪
conan: Well, looks like no
snarky comment from andy on that
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Conan: Well, looks like no
snarky comment from andy on that
one.
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Snarky comment from andy on that
one.
♪ andy doesn't like this song
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One.
♪ andy doesn't like this song
but no one asked what andy likes
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♪ andy doesn't like this song
but no one asked what andy likes
cut to him right now
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But no one asked what andy likes
cut to him right now
look he's not paying attention
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Cut to him right now
look he's not paying attention
♪
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Look he's not paying attention
♪
conan: In these truly trying
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♪
conan: In these truly trying
times, many people may be
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Conan: In these truly trying
times, many people may be
struggling with depression,
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Times, many people may be
struggling with depression,
anxiety and other mental health
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Struggling with depression,
anxiety and other mental health
issues.
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Anxiety and other mental health
issues.
Infortunately, there's one very
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Issues.
Infortunately, there's one very
widespread mental health issue
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Infortunately, there's one very
widespread mental health issue
that isn't often discussed.
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Widespread mental health issue
that isn't often discussed.
Luckily, there's a new
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That isn't often discussed.
Luckily, there's a new
medication to help.
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Luckily, there's a new
medication to help.
>> are you experiencing extended
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Medication to help.
>> are you experiencing extended
periods of happiness?
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>> are you experiencing extended
periods of happiness?
Feeling little to no anxiety?
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Periods of happiness?
Feeling little to no anxiety?
Still looking on the bright
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Feeling little to no anxiety?
Still looking on the bright
side?
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Still looking on the bright
side?
Something must be seriously
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Side?
Something must be seriously
wrong with you.
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Something must be seriously
wrong with you.
Given everything that's been
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Wrong with you.
Given everything that's been
going on, you should be freaking
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Given everything that's been
going on, you should be freaking
out.
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Going on, you should be freaking
out.
Luckily, realitrex is here to
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Out.
Luckily, realitrex is here to
help.
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Luckily, realitrex is here to
help.
It's a pro anxiety and
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Help.
It's a pro anxiety and
depressing medication to get
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It's a pro anxiety and
depressing medication to get
your head out of everything else
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Depressing medication to get
your head out of everything else
what's going on.
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Your head out of everything else
what's going on.
>> before realetrex, I walked
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What's going on.
>> before realetrex, I walked
around with no mask.
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>> before realetrex, I walked
around with no mask.
And now I realized the pandemic.
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Around with no mask.
And now I realized the pandemic.
>> I didn't really get the black
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And now I realized the pandemic.
>> I didn't really get the black
lives matter protest.
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>> I didn't really get the black
lives matter protest.
But after realetrex, I thought
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Lives matter protest.
But after realetrex, I thought
is america super racist?
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But after realetrex, I thought
is america super racist?
Turns out, it is.
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Is america super racist?
Turns out, it is.
Thanks, realetrex.
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Turns out, it is.
Thanks, realetrex.
>> side effects include
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Thanks, realetrex.
>> side effects include
diarrhea.
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>> side effects include
diarrhea.
Realetrex, the safe way to
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Diarrhea.
Realetrex, the safe way to
remind yourself how awful things
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Realetrex, the safe way to
remind yourself how awful things
are.
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Remind yourself how awful things
are.
Now available in blueberry.
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Are.
Now available in blueberry.
Conan: Ok.
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Now available in blueberry.
Conan: Ok.
We've got a great show.
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Conan: Ok.
We've got a great show.
Evan rachel wood is here.
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We've got a great show.
Evan rachel wood is here.
I'll be talking to her in just a
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Evan rachel wood is here.
I'll be talking to her in just a
second.
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I'll be talking to her in just a
second.
Stick around, we'll be right
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Second.
Stick around, we'll be right
back.
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Conan: My guest tonight is an
award-winning actor known for
"west world," across the
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Award-winning actor known for
"west world," across the
universe and is the voice of
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"west world," across the
universe and is the voice of
queen aduna in "frozen."
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Universe and is the voice of
queen aduna in "frozen."
I'm thrilled she's here.
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Queen aduna in "frozen."
I'm thrilled she's here.
Please welcome evan rachel wood.
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I'm thrilled she's here.
Please welcome evan rachel wood.
How are you?
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Please welcome evan rachel wood.
How are you?
>> I'm good.
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How are you?
>> I'm good.
Conan: Where are you you right
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>> I'm good.
Conan: Where are you you right
now.
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Conan: Where are you you right
now.
>> I'm at my house.
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Now.
>> I'm at my house.
I'm still quarantining at my
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>> I'm at my house.
I'm still quarantining at my
home, doing home school and
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I'm still quarantining at my
home, doing home school and
trying to work and be a single
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Home, doing home school and
trying to work and be a single
mom all at once.
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Trying to work and be a single
mom all at once.
Conan: Oh, my god.
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Mom all at once.
Conan: Oh, my god.
That's right.
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Conan: Oh, my god.
That's right.
I don't know anything -- I don't
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That's right.
I don't know anything -- I don't
know any basic math beyond say
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I don't know anything -- I don't
know any basic math beyond say
third grade level.
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Know any basic math beyond say
third grade level.
I honestly couldn't help my
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Third grade level.
I honestly couldn't help my
kids.
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I honestly couldn't help my
kids.
So I give it up for you because
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Kids.
So I give it up for you because
that's tough to be a single
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So I give it up for you because
that's tough to be a single
parent right now during covid.
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That's tough to be a single
parent right now during covid.
Would be tough.
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Parent right now during covid.
Would be tough.
>> yeah, you should have seen me
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Would be tough.
>> yeah, you should have seen me
this morning trying to zoom call
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>> yeah, you should have seen me
this morning trying to zoom call
and work while he was supposed
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This morning trying to zoom call
and work while he was supposed
to be doing school and I'm
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And work while he was supposed
to be doing school and I'm
having a serious conversation
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To be doing school and I'm
having a serious conversation
and he comes up behind me and
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Having a serious conversation
and he comes up behind me and
puts a fireman hat on me.
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And he comes up behind me and
puts a fireman hat on me.
I looked at my meeting and
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Puts a fireman hat on me.
I looked at my meeting and
shrugged.
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I looked at my meeting and
shrugged.
At least everyone's
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Shrugged.
At least everyone's
compassionate.
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At least everyone's
compassionate.
So I think it's fine.
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Compassionate.
So I think it's fine.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
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So I think it's fine.
Yeah, it's pretty wild.
It's pretty wild.
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Yeah, it's pretty wild.
It's pretty wild.
Conan: Sounds like you handled
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It's pretty wild.
Conan: Sounds like you handled
it well.
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Conan: Sounds like you handled
it well.
In the 1970's when I was a young
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It well.
In the 1970's when I was a young
man that age, and we did that
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In the 1970's when I was a young
man that age, and we did that
stuff to our parent, they lost
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Man that age, and we did that
stuff to our parent, they lost
-- our parents.
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Stuff to our parent, they lost
-- our parents.
They lost it on us.
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-- Our parents.
They lost it on us.
That's what used to happen in
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They lost it on us.
That's what used to happen in
the good old days of.
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That's what used to happen in
the good old days of.
-- Days.
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The good old days of.
-- Days.
>> you get a back hand.
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-- Days.
>> you get a back hand.
Conan: No physical hitting.
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>> you get a back hand.
Conan: No physical hitting.
Emotional scarring.
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Conan: No physical hitting.
Emotional scarring.
I love what you're wearing.
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Emotional scarring.
I love what you're wearing.
You're known for bringing
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I love what you're wearing.
You're known for bringing
pantsuits back.
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You're known for bringing
pantsuits back.
And I commend you.
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Pantsuits back.
And I commend you.
>> thank you very much.
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And I commend you.
>> thank you very much.
Just keeping up with tradition.
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>> thank you very much.
Just keeping up with tradition.
Conan: What's your collection
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Just keeping up with tradition.
Conan: What's your collection
like?
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Conan: What's your collection
like?
Is it incredible, your
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Like?
Is it incredible, your
collection?
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Is it incredible, your
collection?
>> you, no it's funny, I
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Collection?
>> you, no it's funny, I
actually had a friend call me
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>> you, no it's funny, I
actually had a friend call me
and ask me if she could borrow a
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Actually had a friend call me
and ask me if she could borrow a
suit.
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And ask me if she could borrow a
suit.
I actually don't have any.
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Suit.
I actually don't have any.
She said what are you talking
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I actually don't have any.
She said what are you talking
about?
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She said what are you talking
about?
I borrow all my clothes.
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About?
I borrow all my clothes.
I don't get to keep any of these
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I borrow all my clothes.
I don't get to keep any of these
suits.
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I don't get to keep any of these
suits.
Conan: You're literally
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Suits.
Conan: You're literally
borrowing stuff -- so you find
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Conan: You're literally
borrowing stuff -- so you find
out you have to do a show with
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Borrowing stuff -- so you find
out you have to do a show with
conan and you you have to go to
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Out you have to do a show with
conan and you you have to go to
neighbors and ask for a
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Conan and you you have to go to
neighbors and ask for a
pantsuit?
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Neighbors and ask for a
pantsuit?
>> I have a stylist, but I give
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Pantsuit?
>> I have a stylist, but I give
it back.
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>> I have a stylist, but I give
it back.
It's an illusion.
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It back.
It's an illusion.
>> we found a photo of you and
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It's an illusion.
>> we found a photo of you and
you're still wearing a suit --
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>> we found a photo of you and
you're still wearing a suit --
>> that's true.
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You're still wearing a suit --
>> that's true.
Yes, I have been rocking the
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>> that's true.
Yes, I have been rocking the
suits for quite some time.
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Yes, I have been rocking the
suits for quite some time.
Look at me.
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Suits for quite some time.
Look at me.
Look at my little business
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Look at me.
Look at my little business
haircut I have.
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Look at my little business
haircut I have.
Conan: No, I love this.
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Haircut I have.
Conan: No, I love this.
It looks like you're there to
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Conan: No, I love this.
It looks like you're there to
sue somebody.
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It looks like you're there to
sue somebody.
Looks like you're a lawyer.
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Sue somebody.
Looks like you're a lawyer.
[laughter]
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Looks like you're a lawyer.
[laughter]
>> that's what I was going for.
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[laughter]
>> that's what I was going for.
Conan: All of us are trying to
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>> that's what I was going for.
Conan: All of us are trying to
get through in the best that we
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Conan: All of us are trying to
get through in the best that we
can.
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Get through in the best that we
can.
We find ours making decision the
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Can.
We find ours making decision the
best we can.
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We find ours making decision the
best we can.
I understand that you've been
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Best we can.
I understand that you've been
fostering a dog, take caring of
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I understand that you've been
fostering a dog, take caring of
-- taking care of a dog
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Fostering a dog, take caring of
-- taking care of a dog
temporarily.
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-- Taking care of a dog
temporarily.
Oh my god -- oh, my god.
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Temporarily.
Oh my god -- oh, my god.
What's his name?
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Oh my god -- oh, my god.
What's his name?
>> this is tommy.
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What's his name?
>> this is tommy.
He's like a little old man.
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>> this is tommy.
He's like a little old man.
He's the sweetest dog.
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He's like a little old man.
He's the sweetest dog.
Usually I'm working and
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He's the sweetest dog.
Usually I'm working and
traveling of but I can't take
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Usually I'm working and
traveling of but I can't take
care of a dog.
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Traveling of but I can't take
care of a dog.
I had a friend reach out.
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Care of a dog.
I had a friend reach out.
I was not planning on having a
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I had a friend reach out.
I was not planning on having a
dog.
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I was not planning on having a
dog.
And the next thing I know, I got
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Dog.
And the next thing I know, I got
this guy.
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And the next thing I know, I got
this guy.
If you go to @wagmore, if anyone
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This guy.
If you go to @wagmore, if anyone
is interested in adoppingt
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If you go to @wagmore, if anyone
is interested in adoppingt
tommy, I'm going to have him
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Is interested in adoppingt
tommy, I'm going to have him
until he finds a forever home.
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Tommy, I'm going to have him
until he finds a forever home.
Conan: He doesn't look thrilled
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Until he finds a forever home.
Conan: He doesn't look thrilled
to be seeing me.
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Conan: He doesn't look thrilled
to be seeing me.
His face kind of fell like that
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To be seeing me.
His face kind of fell like that
one.
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His face kind of fell like that
one.
That host.
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One.
That host.
[laughter]
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That host.
[laughter]
if someone's throughout who
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[laughter]
if someone's throughout who
would love a sweet, older --
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If someone's throughout who
would love a sweet, older --
let's just say mature dog, a
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Would love a sweet, older --
let's just say mature dog, a
mature dog --
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Let's just say mature dog, a
mature dog --
>> he's mature, yes.
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Mature dog --
>> he's mature, yes.
Conan: And it's at wagmore?
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>> he's mature, yes.
Conan: And it's at wagmore?
>> uh-huh.
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Conan: And it's at wagmore?
>> uh-huh.
Wagmore.
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>> uh-huh.
Wagmore.
Just m-o-r.
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Wagmore.
Just m-o-r.
Yes.
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Just m-o-r.
Yes.
He's a sweety.
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Yes.
He's a sweety.
And he's very low maintenance.
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He's a sweety.
And he's very low maintenance.
He doesn't do a whole lot now
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And he's very low maintenance.
He doesn't do a whole lot now
except want to be cuddled and
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He doesn't do a whole lot now
except want to be cuddled and
fed.
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Except want to be cuddled and
fed.
If anyone wants little tomy,
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Fed.
If anyone wants little tomy,
he's here.
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If anyone wants little tomy,
he's here.
Conan: I'm telling you as
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He's here.
Conan: I'm telling you as
someone who gets older, that
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Conan: I'm telling you as
someone who gets older, that
happens later on.
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Someone who gets older, that
happens later on.
I want to be cuddled.
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Happens later on.
I want to be cuddled.
I want to be held.
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I want to be cuddled.
I want to be held.
Occasionally dragged on to the
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I want to be held.
Occasionally dragged on to the
coach to take care of whatever I
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Occasionally dragged on to the
coach to take care of whatever I
want to take care of and dragged
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Coach to take care of whatever I
want to take care of and dragged
back in again.
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Want to take care of and dragged
back in again.
That's pretty muff my life.
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Back in again.
That's pretty muff my life.
Let's talk about
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That's pretty muff my life.
Let's talk about
"kagillionaire."
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Let's talk about
"kagillionaire."
it's a very unusual movie and I
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"kagillionaire."
it's a very unusual movie and I
mean that in a good way.
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It's a very unusual movie and I
mean that in a good way.
Your character -- I mean, maybe
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Mean that in a good way.
Your character -- I mean, maybe
you could -- why don't you
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Your character -- I mean, maybe
you could -- why don't you
describe -- your character is
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You could -- why don't you
describe -- your character is
old dolio.
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Describe -- your character is
old dolio.
I can almost do it because I've
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Old dolio.
I can almost do it because I've
grown out my hair.
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I can almost do it because I've
grown out my hair.
>> I see that.
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Grown out my hair.
>> I see that.
Conan: You have hair over your
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>> I see that.
Conan: You have hair over your
face a lot of the time.
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Conan: You have hair over your
face a lot of the time.
And then your movements -- I
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Face a lot of the time.
And then your movements -- I
mean, you're a very gifted
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And then your movements -- I
mean, you're a very gifted
actress so I'm not surprised you
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Mean, you're a very gifted
actress so I'm not surprised you
can do this.
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Actress so I'm not surprised you
can do this.
But your movements are
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Can do this.
But your movements are
distinctive and almost look like
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But your movements are
distinctive and almost look like
you had to really think about
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Distinctive and almost look like
you had to really think about
how this character moves.
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You had to really think about
how this character moves.
>> 100%.
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How this character moves.
>> 100%.
The director and I would get
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>> 100%.
The director and I would get
together and do strange
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The director and I would get
together and do strange
exercises and improvs to try to
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Together and do strange
exercises and improvs to try to
find the physicality.
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Exercises and improvs to try to
find the physicality.
We drew a lot from animals,
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Find the physicality.
We drew a lot from animals,
weirdly.
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We drew a lot from animals,
weirdly.
And so when people say what did
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Weirdly.
And so when people say what did
you base this character on?
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And so when people say what did
you base this character on?
A proud lion who became our
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You base this character on?
A proud lion who became our
blueprint for her.
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A proud lion who became our
blueprint for her.
Conan: That's interesting
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Blueprint for her.
Conan: That's interesting
because though I'm not an actor
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Conan: That's interesting
because though I'm not an actor
when I started doing the talk
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Because though I'm not an actor
when I started doing the talk
show many, many years ago, I was
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When I started doing the talk
show many, many years ago, I was
thinking about what would --
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Show many, many years ago, I was
thinking about what would --
what do I want to embody.
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Thinking about what would --
what do I want to embody.
And I came up with scared lemur.
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What do I want to embody.
And I came up with scared lemur.
[laughter]
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And I came up with scared lemur.
[laughter]
that's a good --
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[laughter]
that's a good --
conan: Just kind of like
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That's a good --
conan: Just kind of like
wide-eyed, nervous, somewhat
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Conan: Just kind of like
wide-eyed, nervous, somewhat
bird-like.
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Wide-eyed, nervous, somewhat
bird-like.
So I'm familiar --
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Bird-like.
So I'm familiar --
>> nailing it.
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So I'm familiar --
>> nailing it.
[laughter]
370
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>> nailing it.
[laughter]
conan: Only, I've been doing it
371
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:23,341
[laughter]
conan: Only, I've been doing it
for 27 years.
372
00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:27,645
Conan: Only, I've been doing it
for 27 years.
And everyone's like, enough,
373
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For 27 years.
And everyone's like, enough,
enough.
374
00:12:29,984 --> 00:12:31,483
And everyone's like, enough,
enough.
Your really impressive moment in
375
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,452
Enough.
Your really impressive moment in
the film where you're sort of --
376
00:12:33,454 --> 00:12:35,387
Your really impressive moment in
the film where you're sort of --
your character is very sneaky,
377
00:12:35,389 --> 00:12:36,988
The film where you're sort of --
your character is very sneaky,
has to be because you really
378
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:38,990
Your character is very sneaky,
has to be because you really
have to live by your wits and
379
00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,759
Has to be because you really
have to live by your wits and
your ability to get around
380
00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:41,727
Have to live by your wits and
your ability to get around
situations.
381
00:12:41,729 --> 00:12:44,896
Your ability to get around
situations.
There's this scene where you
382
00:12:44,898 --> 00:12:45,931
Situations.
There's this scene where you
bend backwards.
383
00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:49,801
There's this scene where you
bend backwards.
I thought was that c.G.I.?
384
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,302
Bend backwards.
I thought was that c.G.I.?
>> no, in fact, this happens to
385
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I thought was that c.G.I.?
>> no, in fact, this happens to
me a lot in my career.
386
00:12:53,741 --> 00:12:57,543
>> no, in fact, this happens to
me a lot in my career.
Like, I -- I -- on the show I do
387
00:12:57,545 --> 00:13:00,012
Me a lot in my career.
Like, I -- I -- on the show I do
"west world," tiny show that I
388
00:13:00,014 --> 00:13:00,546
Like, I -- I -- on the show I do
"west world," tiny show that I
do.
389
00:13:00,548 --> 00:13:03,148
"west world," tiny show that I
do.
Conan: Yeah, never heard of it.
390
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:04,249
Do.
Conan: Yeah, never heard of it.
>> never heard of it.
391
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Conan: Yeah, never heard of it.
>> never heard of it.
Like I had to ride a horse at
392
00:13:07,821 --> 00:13:08,553
>> never heard of it.
Like I had to ride a horse at
full speed while shooting a
393
00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:08,854
Like I had to ride a horse at
full speed while shooting a
rifle.
394
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,388
Full speed while shooting a
rifle.
So riding on a running horse
395
00:13:10,390 --> 00:13:12,958
Rifle.
So riding on a running horse
with no hands, holding like this
396
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,826
So riding on a running horse
with no hands, holding like this
heavy rifle and I really did it.
397
00:13:14,828 --> 00:13:16,962
With no hands, holding like this
heavy rifle and I really did it.
And everyone thought it was
398
00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:17,229
Heavy rifle and I really did it.
And everyone thought it was
c.G.I.
399
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:19,164
And everyone thought it was
c.G.I.
And I was like no.
400
00:13:19,166 --> 00:13:27,039
C.G.I.
And I was like no.
And now with "kagillionaire,"
401
00:13:27,041 --> 00:13:28,374
And I was like no.
And now with "kagillionaire,"
I'm actually doing these things
402
00:13:28,376 --> 00:13:29,575
And now with "kagillionaire,"
I'm actually doing these things
with my body.
403
00:13:29,577 --> 00:13:30,842
I'm actually doing these things
with my body.
It's not c.G.I.
404
00:13:30,844 --> 00:13:32,244
With my body.
It's not c.G.I.
That was a weird skill.
405
00:13:32,246 --> 00:13:35,280
It's not c.G.I.
That was a weird skill.
Conan: Is that -- is that yoga?
406
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:36,782
That was a weird skill.
Conan: Is that -- is that yoga?
Years of yoga?
407
00:13:36,784 --> 00:13:37,615
Conan: Is that -- is that yoga?
Years of yoga?
Did you have --
408
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:38,250
Years of yoga?
Did you have --
>> no.
409
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:40,718
Did you have --
>> no.
Conan: Did you have like your
410
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,788
>> no.
Conan: Did you have like your
sfinal column likes a few
411
00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:43,555
Conan: Did you have like your
sfinal column likes a few
vertebrae removed?
412
00:13:43,557 --> 00:13:44,189
Sfinal column likes a few
vertebrae removed?
How you do that?
413
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:46,425
Vertebrae removed?
How you do that?
>> I don't know why, but I've
414
00:13:46,427 --> 00:13:50,662
How you do that?
>> I don't know why, but I've
weirdly been somewhat of like a
415
00:13:50,664 --> 00:13:52,464
>> I don't know why, but I've
weirdly been somewhat of like a
limbo champion as a child and
416
00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:52,964
Weirdly been somewhat of like a
limbo champion as a child and
growing up.
417
00:13:52,966 --> 00:13:57,236
Limbo champion as a child and
growing up.
I was always you -- one at bar
418
00:13:57,238 --> 00:13:59,004
Growing up.
I was always you -- one at bar
mitzvahs that won whatever weird
419
00:13:59,006 --> 00:14:00,505
I was always you -- one at bar
mitzvahs that won whatever weird
hat or prize, you know, if you
420
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,207
Mitzvahs that won whatever weird
hat or prize, you know, if you
could do the limbo challenge.
421
00:14:02,209 --> 00:14:03,709
Hat or prize, you know, if you
could do the limbo challenge.
And so I don't know why.
422
00:14:03,711 --> 00:14:05,643
Could do the limbo challenge.
And so I don't know why.
It's such a strange skill that I
423
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:07,612
And so I don't know why.
It's such a strange skill that I
have that now has become
424
00:14:07,614 --> 00:14:08,547
It's such a strange skill that I
have that now has become
immortalized in this film.
425
00:14:08,549 --> 00:14:10,315
Have that now has become
immortalized in this film.
Conan: I love that you brought
426
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,684
Immortalized in this film.
Conan: I love that you brought
up all my life -- all my life
427
00:14:12,686 --> 00:14:15,520
Conan: I love that you brought
up all my life -- all my life
I've been a limbo champ whenever
428
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:18,757
Up all my life -- all my life
I've been a limbo champ whenever
in my life have I been asked to
429
00:14:18,759 --> 00:14:19,491
I've been a limbo champ whenever
in my life have I been asked to
do limbo.
430
00:14:19,493 --> 00:14:21,626
In my life have I been asked to
do limbo.
Where in the world are you
431
00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,894
Do limbo.
Where in the world are you
living that you go to events and
432
00:14:22,896 --> 00:14:26,432
Where in the world are you
living that you go to events and
you go, well, it's limbo time?
433
00:14:26,434 --> 00:14:28,900
Living that you go to events and
you go, well, it's limbo time?
>> well, growing up as a kid in
434
00:14:28,902 --> 00:14:30,836
You go, well, it's limbo time?
>> well, growing up as a kid in
the 1990's, I don't know
435
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:36,909
>> well, growing up as a kid in
the 1990's, I don't know
birthday parties,
436
00:14:36,911 --> 00:14:38,343
The 1990's, I don't know
birthday parties,
conan: You know, last time that
437
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:42,381
Birthday parties,
conan: You know, last time that
we were talking, you mentioned
438
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,282
Conan: You know, last time that
we were talking, you mentioned
that you're really into karaoke.
439
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:46,518
We were talking, you mentioned
that you're really into karaoke.
And during covid, I'm wondering
440
00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,752
That you're really into karaoke.
And during covid, I'm wondering
is that something you do at
441
00:14:47,754 --> 00:14:47,986
And during covid, I'm wondering
is that something you do at
home?
442
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:49,988
Is that something you do at
home?
Do you do a lot of karaoke at
443
00:14:49,990 --> 00:14:50,522
Home?
Do you do a lot of karaoke at
home?
444
00:14:50,524 --> 00:14:53,325
Do you do a lot of karaoke at
home?
>> it's gotten a bit out of
445
00:14:53,327 --> 00:14:53,725
Home?
>> it's gotten a bit out of
hand.
446
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:55,227
>> it's gotten a bit out of
hand.
I've had -- I've managed to have
447
00:14:55,229 --> 00:14:57,529
Hand.
I've had -- I've managed to have
homes that have basements in
448
00:14:57,531 --> 00:14:57,829
I've had -- I've managed to have
homes that have basements in
them.
449
00:14:57,831 --> 00:15:00,599
Homes that have basements in
them.
And it started with like one
450
00:15:00,601 --> 00:15:02,567
Them.
And it started with like one
little karaoke machine and like
451
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,635
And it started with like one
little karaoke machine and like
a string of lights.
452
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:05,203
Little karaoke machine and like
a string of lights.
And it's evolved into the next
453
00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:06,939
A string of lights.
And it's evolved into the next
house that I move into had a
454
00:15:06,941 --> 00:15:07,740
And it's evolved into the next
house that I move into had a
giant basement.
455
00:15:07,742 --> 00:15:10,342
House that I move into had a
giant basement.
And I basically spent this year
456
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:16,215
Giant basement.
And I basically spent this year
turning it into a 1960's tiki
457
00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,483
And I basically spent this year
turning it into a 1960's tiki
karaoke lounge like with vintage
458
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,619
Turning it into a 1960's tiki
karaoke lounge like with vintage
furniture and I painted all the
459
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:23,588
Karaoke lounge like with vintage
furniture and I painted all the
walls and I have disco lites.
460
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,424
Furniture and I painted all the
walls and I have disco lites.
Somebody walked down there the
461
00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:29,661
Walls and I have disco lites.
Somebody walked down there the
oh day and looked at me like I
462
00:15:29,663 --> 00:15:30,228
Somebody walked down there the
oh day and looked at me like I
was crazy.
463
00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:31,830
Oh day and looked at me like I
was crazy.
Like what is this?
464
00:15:31,832 --> 00:15:32,864
Was crazy.
Like what is this?
Conan: You know what it sounds
465
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:34,900
Like what is this?
Conan: You know what it sounds
like to me, evan, it sounds like
466
00:15:34,902 --> 00:15:35,834
Conan: You know what it sounds
like to me, evan, it sounds like
a code violation.
467
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:39,037
Like to me, evan, it sounds like
a code violation.
It sounds like you're running a
468
00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:41,773
A code violation.
It sounds like you're running a
legitimate polynesian restaurant
469
00:15:41,775 --> 00:15:45,310
It sounds like you're running a
legitimate polynesian restaurant
you -- in your basement?
470
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:46,779
Legitimate polynesian restaurant
you -- in your basement?
>> probably I need a permit for
471
00:15:46,781 --> 00:15:47,078
You -- in your basement?
>> probably I need a permit for
this.
472
00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,314
>> probably I need a permit for
this.
I actually just celebrated my
473
00:15:49,316 --> 00:15:51,616
This.
I actually just celebrated my
33rd birthday and safely had,
474
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,985
I actually just celebrated my
33rd birthday and safely had,
you know, people tested -- like
475
00:15:53,987 --> 00:15:55,420
33rd birthday and safely had,
you know, people tested -- like
three people who came over and
476
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,656
You know, people tested -- like
three people who came over and
we actually reenacted like every
477
00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,791
Three people who came over and
we actually reenacted like every
broadway show in the basement,
478
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,061
We actually reenacted like every
broadway show in the basement,
complete with a version of "it's
479
00:16:03,063 --> 00:16:05,897
Broadway show in the basement,
complete with a version of "it's
a hard knocked life" with mops
480
00:16:05,899 --> 00:16:08,733
Complete with a version of "it's
a hard knocked life" with mops
and brooms doing a whole
481
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,934
A hard knocked life" with mops
and brooms doing a whole
choreographed number.
482
00:16:09,936 --> 00:16:12,404
And brooms doing a whole
choreographed number.
It was wonderful.
483
00:16:12,406 --> 00:16:14,239
Choreographed number.
It was wonderful.
It was kneaded in such a gloomy
484
00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:14,606
It was wonderful.
It was kneaded in such a gloomy
time.
485
00:16:14,608 --> 00:16:16,841
It was kneaded in such a gloomy
time.
Just silliness.
486
00:16:16,843 --> 00:16:18,243
Time.
Just silliness.
Conan: You're -- you're -- I
487
00:16:18,245 --> 00:16:21,046
Just silliness.
Conan: You're -- you're -- I
know that you love music.
488
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:23,214
Conan: You're -- you're -- I
know that you love music.
And anyone who loves music or
489
00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,283
Know that you love music.
And anyone who loves music or
doing standup or working in
490
00:16:24,285 --> 00:16:26,251
And anyone who loves music or
doing standup or working in
front of a live crowd, that's
491
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,487
Doing standup or working in
front of a live crowd, that's
what we're all jonesing for
492
00:16:28,489 --> 00:16:29,120
Front of a live crowd, that's
what we're all jonesing for
during covid.
493
00:16:29,122 --> 00:16:31,623
What we're all jonesing for
during covid.
I mean, I really miss
494
00:16:31,625 --> 00:16:33,992
During covid.
I mean, I really miss
restaurants and audiences.
495
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:36,495
I mean, I really miss
restaurants and audiences.
And I'd love to eat a really
496
00:16:36,497 --> 00:16:38,663
Restaurants and audiences.
And I'd love to eat a really
good meal in front of an
497
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:39,064
And I'd love to eat a really
good meal in front of an
audience.
498
00:16:39,066 --> 00:16:40,732
Good meal in front of an
audience.
That would be my dream, you
499
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:41,533
Audience.
That would be my dream, you
know, in covid.
500
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:43,001
That would be my dream, you
know, in covid.
>> fantastic, yes.
501
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:45,237
Know, in covid.
>> fantastic, yes.
I would like to just blow up my
502
00:16:45,239 --> 00:16:46,671
>> fantastic, yes.
I would like to just blow up my
birthday candles.
503
00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,774
I would like to just blow up my
birthday candles.
People can't even blow out their
504
00:16:48,776 --> 00:16:51,176
Birthday candles.
People can't even blow out their
birthday candles on their cakes.
505
00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:51,776
People can't even blow out their
birthday candles on their cakes.
It's crazy.
506
00:16:51,778 --> 00:16:55,848
Birthday candles on their cakes.
It's crazy.
Conan: Well, your band evan and
507
00:16:55,850 --> 00:16:58,917
It's crazy.
Conan: Well, your band evan and
zain -- zane.
508
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:00,318
Conan: Well, your band evan and
zain -- zane.
What was the last performance
509
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,854
Zain -- zane.
What was the last performance
that you did?
510
00:17:01,856 --> 00:17:03,856
What was the last performance
that you did?
Because I can remember my last
511
00:17:03,858 --> 00:17:06,058
That you did?
Because I can remember my last
live performance, I think was in
512
00:17:06,060 --> 00:17:08,160
Because I can remember my last
live performance, I think was in
this theater.
513
00:17:08,162 --> 00:17:11,363
Live performance, I think was in
this theater.
And like two days later,
514
00:17:11,365 --> 00:17:12,330
This theater.
And like two days later,
everything was shut down.
515
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,266
And like two days later,
everything was shut down.
So I have a fond memory.
516
00:17:14,268 --> 00:17:15,668
Everything was shut down.
So I have a fond memory.
Do you remember the last time
517
00:17:15,670 --> 00:17:16,835
So I have a fond memory.
Do you remember the last time
you performed live?
518
00:17:16,837 --> 00:17:18,871
Do you remember the last time
you performed live?
>> yes, the last time we
519
00:17:18,873 --> 00:17:20,338
You performed live?
>> yes, the last time we
performed live -- every year we
520
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,675
>> yes, the last time we
performed live -- every year we
do an anti-valentine's day show.
521
00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,844
Performed live -- every year we
do an anti-valentine's day show.
We turned February 15th into the
522
00:17:25,846 --> 00:17:28,881
Do an anti-valentine's day show.
We turned February 15th into the
polar opposite of valentine's
523
00:17:28,883 --> 00:17:29,081
We turned February 15th into the
polar opposite of valentine's
day.
524
00:17:29,083 --> 00:17:32,083
Polar opposite of valentine's
day.
Our band started with this idea
525
00:17:32,085 --> 00:17:34,753
Day.
Our band started with this idea
and broken hearted people --
526
00:17:34,755 --> 00:17:35,854
Our band started with this idea
and broken hearted people --
let's cram a bunch of people
527
00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:37,956
And broken hearted people --
let's cram a bunch of people
into a bar and sing just the
528
00:17:37,958 --> 00:17:39,791
Let's cram a bunch of people
into a bar and sing just the
saddest, most depressing songs
529
00:17:39,793 --> 00:17:40,893
Into a bar and sing just the
saddest, most depressing songs
about heartbreak and misery.
530
00:17:40,895 --> 00:17:43,862
Saddest, most depressing songs
about heartbreak and misery.
And it turned out to be this
531
00:17:43,864 --> 00:17:45,497
About heartbreak and misery.
And it turned out to be this
very cathartic amazing night.
532
00:17:45,499 --> 00:17:48,200
And it turned out to be this
very cathartic amazing night.
So now we've made it an amazing
533
00:17:48,202 --> 00:17:48,466
Very cathartic amazing night.
So now we've made it an amazing
thing.
534
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,168
So now we've made it an amazing
thing.
February 15th, I believe was our
535
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,303
Thing.
February 15th, I believe was our
last show live.
536
00:17:51,305 --> 00:17:53,304
February 15th, I believe was our
last show live.
And we just performed our first
537
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,005
Last show live.
And we just performed our first
streaming show.
538
00:17:54,007 --> 00:17:55,907
And we just performed our first
streaming show.
And you must be able to relate
539
00:17:55,909 --> 00:17:57,543
Streaming show.
And you must be able to relate
to this how no one collapse
540
00:17:57,545 --> 00:17:58,543
And you must be able to relate
to this how no one collapse
after anything you do.
541
00:17:58,545 --> 00:18:00,645
To this how no one collapse
after anything you do.
Like, no one laughs at jokes.
542
00:18:00,647 --> 00:18:03,181
After anything you do.
Like, no one laughs at jokes.
Conan: You mean, are you talking
543
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,784
Like, no one laughs at jokes.
Conan: You mean, are you talking
about during zoom or in my
544
00:18:05,786 --> 00:18:07,185
Conan: You mean, are you talking
about during zoom or in my
entire career?
545
00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,620
About during zoom or in my
entire career?
[laughter]
546
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,022
Entire career?
[laughter]
>> I don't know.
547
00:18:10,024 --> 00:18:10,755
[laughter]
>> I don't know.
During zoom.
548
00:18:10,757 --> 00:18:19,831
>> I don't know.
During zoom.
I just served up -- that up for
549
00:18:19,833 --> 00:18:20,765
During zoom.
I just served up -- that up for
you.
550
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,534
I just served up -- that up for
you.
Conan: We're used to feedback.
551
00:18:22,536 --> 00:18:25,403
You.
Conan: We're used to feedback.
>> you don't know whether or not
552
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:25,938
Conan: We're used to feedback.
>> you don't know whether or not
you're bombing.
553
00:18:25,940 --> 00:18:28,740
>> you don't know whether or not
you're bombing.
We did a rage against the
554
00:18:28,742 --> 00:18:30,341
You're bombing.
We did a rage against the
machine song "killing in the
555
00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:30,642
We did a rage against the
machine song "killing in the
name."
556
00:18:30,644 --> 00:18:31,943
Machine song "killing in the
name."
and man, I think that's the
557
00:18:31,945 --> 00:18:33,211
Name."
and man, I think that's the
first time that song has ever
558
00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,813
And man, I think that's the
first time that song has ever
been played to just a room full
559
00:18:34,815 --> 00:18:35,981
First time that song has ever
been played to just a room full
of no one.
560
00:18:35,983 --> 00:18:38,016
Been played to just a room full
of no one.
And the song ends with me just
561
00:18:38,018 --> 00:18:40,385
Of no one.
And the song ends with me just
screaming -- I won't do what
562
00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:42,554
And the song ends with me just
screaming -- I won't do what
they tell me.
563
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:44,556
Screaming -- I won't do what
they tell me.
And I really went for.
564
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:48,260
They tell me.
And I really went for.
I won't do what they tell me and
565
00:18:48,262 --> 00:18:52,264
And I really went for.
I won't do what they tell me and
then -- so --
566
00:18:52,266 --> 00:18:53,732
I won't do what they tell me and
then -- so --
[laughter]
567
00:18:53,734 --> 00:18:55,500
Then -- so --
[laughter]
I'm like dripping sweat.
568
00:18:55,502 --> 00:18:57,135
[laughter]
I'm like dripping sweat.
It's a very strange experience.
569
00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:57,970
I'm like dripping sweat.
It's a very strange experience.
Very, very strange.
570
00:18:57,972 --> 00:18:59,705
It's a very strange experience.
Very, very strange.
Conan: Then the doorbell screams
571
00:18:59,707 --> 00:19:02,807
Very, very strange.
Conan: Then the doorbell screams
and it's your post mate's
572
00:19:02,809 --> 00:19:03,141
Conan: Then the doorbell screams
and it's your post mate's
delivery.
573
00:19:03,143 --> 00:19:04,643
And it's your post mate's
delivery.
>> exactly.
574
00:19:04,645 --> 00:19:05,243
Delivery.
>> exactly.
Exactly.
575
00:19:05,245 --> 00:19:07,079
>> exactly.
Exactly.
Or like somebody enter results
576
00:19:07,081 --> 00:19:08,647
Exactly.
Or like somebody enter results
the streaming like with a text
577
00:19:08,649 --> 00:19:10,014
Or like somebody enter results
the streaming like with a text
message or a zoom call.
578
00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:11,382
The streaming like with a text
message or a zoom call.
Sorry, sorry.
579
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:13,385
Message or a zoom call.
Sorry, sorry.
My son -- my son runs on the
580
00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,186
Sorry, sorry.
My son -- my son runs on the
stage, puts a fireman hat on me
581
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,756
My son -- my son runs on the
stage, puts a fireman hat on me
just like -- that's how it
582
00:19:17,758 --> 00:19:18,890
Stage, puts a fireman hat on me
just like -- that's how it
works.
583
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:21,593
Just like -- that's how it
works.
Conan: Yeah, yeah, maybe you
584
00:19:21,595 --> 00:19:25,930
Works.
Conan: Yeah, yeah, maybe you
have to shelf rage against the
585
00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:28,667
Conan: Yeah, yeah, maybe you
have to shelf rage against the
machine until you get an
586
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:29,267
Have to shelf rage against the
machine until you get an
audience.
587
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,637
Machine until you get an
audience.
>> or maybe we should just go
588
00:19:31,639 --> 00:19:34,172
Audience.
>> or maybe we should just go
for it.
589
00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:37,509
>> or maybe we should just go
for it.
Conan: Maybe we should tell
590
00:19:37,511 --> 00:19:42,347
For it.
Conan: Maybe we should tell
jokes and when I don't hear
591
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,515
Conan: Maybe we should tell
jokes and when I don't hear
laughs, I lose it.
592
00:19:43,517 --> 00:19:45,217
Jokes and when I don't hear
laughs, I lose it.
Just completely escalate until
593
00:19:45,219 --> 00:19:47,185
Laughs, I lose it.
Just completely escalate until
I'm taken away that would be
594
00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:47,486
Just completely escalate until
I'm taken away that would be
great.
595
00:19:47,488 --> 00:19:48,520
I'm taken away that would be
great.
>> there you go.
596
00:19:48,522 --> 00:19:49,388
Great.
>> there you go.
We're getting close.
597
00:19:49,390 --> 00:19:50,589
>> there you go.
We're getting close.
We're getting close.
598
00:19:50,591 --> 00:19:52,825
We're getting close.
We're getting close.
Conan: Let me make sure I get
599
00:19:52,827 --> 00:19:58,730
We're getting close.
Conan: Let me make sure I get
this out because "kagillionaire"
600
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:01,099
Conan: Let me make sure I get
this out because "kagillionaire"
it opens in select theeters this
601
00:20:01,101 --> 00:20:02,867
This out because "kagillionaire"
it opens in select theeters this
Friday, September 25th, and also
602
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:05,537
It opens in select theeters this
Friday, September 25th, and also
I want to give another plug for
603
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:07,939
Friday, September 25th, and also
I want to give another plug for
this dog that you're fostering.
604
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:08,907
I want to give another plug for
this dog that you're fostering.
Where is he?
605
00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:12,244
This dog that you're fostering.
Where is he?
Let's gate home for this guy --
606
00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:13,912
Where is he?
Let's gate home for this guy --
let's get a home for this guy.
607
00:20:13,914 --> 00:20:14,746
Let's gate home for this guy --
let's get a home for this guy.
What a sweetheart.
608
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:17,149
Let's get a home for this guy.
What a sweetheart.
>> he really is.
609
00:20:17,151 --> 00:20:19,151
What a sweetheart.
>> he really is.
Conan: What's the website?
610
00:20:19,153 --> 00:20:21,920
>> he really is.
Conan: What's the website?
>> wagmor.
611
00:20:21,922 --> 00:20:26,324
Conan: What's the website?
>> wagmor.
Conan: W-a-g-m-o-r.
612
00:20:26,326 --> 00:20:27,092
>> wagmor.
Conan: W-a-g-m-o-r.
Evan, thank you so much for
613
00:20:27,094 --> 00:20:28,093
Conan: W-a-g-m-o-r.
Evan, thank you so much for
talking to him.
614
00:20:28,095 --> 00:20:29,995
Evan, thank you so much for
talking to him.
>> turks it's always good to see
615
00:20:29,997 --> 00:20:31,596
Talking to him.
>> turks it's always good to see
you -- thank you.
616
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:33,031
>> turks it's always good to see
you -- thank you.
It's always good to see you.
617
00:20:33,033 --> 00:20:35,033
You -- thank you.
It's always good to see you.
Next time I hope it's in person.
618
00:20:35,035 --> 00:20:37,469
It's always good to see you.
Next time I hope it's in person.
Conan: I want to get you my
619
00:20:37,471 --> 00:20:39,371
Next time I hope it's in person.
Conan: I want to get you my
guitars because one can look
620
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:39,771
Conan: I want to get you my
guitars because one can look
sad.
621
00:20:39,773 --> 00:20:41,840
Guitars because one can look
sad.
>> you got a whole setup.
622
00:20:41,842 --> 00:20:43,876
Sad.
>> you got a whole setup.
Conan: We have stuff everywhere.
623
00:20:43,878 --> 00:20:44,176
>> you got a whole setup.
Conan: We have stuff everywhere.
Junk.
624
00:20:44,178 --> 00:20:45,077
Conan: We have stuff everywhere.
Junk.
It's not even mine.
625
00:20:45,079 --> 00:20:45,878
Junk.
It's not even mine.
Thank you so much.
626
00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,212
It's not even mine.
Thank you so much.
And stay safe.
627
00:20:47,214 --> 00:20:56,288
Thank you so much.
And stay safe.
And belated happy
628
00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:57,122
And stay safe.
And belated happy
conan: All right.
629
00:20:57,124 --> 00:20:57,689
And belated happy
conan: All right.
That's our show.
630
00:20:57,691 --> 00:20:58,891
Conan: All right.
That's our show.
We will see you tomorrow.
631
00:20:58,893 --> 00:20:59,657
That's our show.
We will see you tomorrow.
Good night, everybody.
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