All language subtitles for Bobs Burgers s10e01 The Ring But Not Scary.eng

LINDA: Okay, Gayle,
stop screaming.

I promised the kids I'd take them
to the water park today,

but I'll come over tonight.
All right?

- Bye.
- What's wrong with Gayle now?

Other than everything?

Oh, she got pink eye

from letting her
cat sleep on her face

and she can't do
her eye drops herself.

So I have to go do 'em
for her later.

- Sure.
- Poor Gayle. She's just so...

- (groans)
- She really is.

I got pink eye
on my foot once.

- Hmm.
- What's taking the kids so long?

I want to get a prime spot
in the adults-only tanning area.

Got to get my rich,
deep-developed summer tan

- in just one day.
- Do you mean

you're just gonna get
really burned?

Aw.
Yeah.

The burn is just
the sun's way

of saying,
"Hey, beautiful."

Well, the goggles aren't
in the dresser.

We have to find them.
If my gorgeous eyes get red,

they'll cancel
my modeling contract.

LOUISE: You know,
while I'm under here,

maybe I should just
check in

the super secret
hiding place.

I mean, it's not even
close to my birthday,

but you never know...
Oh, my gosh.

What have we here?

Probably something secret

and we should put it back
and forget we ever saw it?

Or we could go
the other way with it.

GENE: Who could it be for?

Well, it was in the
super secret hiding place,

so it's clearly
for one of us.

I bet it's a small
energy-efficient car for moi.

Maybe it's one really
delicious grape?

Well, whatever it is,
we're about to find out.

Slowly, slowly.

- A ring?
- (gasps) Gasp.

Dad's gonna propose.
Mom's gonna be so surprised.

Hold on.
Aren't they already married?

I think so. Wait, no.
They're brother and sister?

Huh. I wonder
what this is for.

Well, I got to go round
up my little sea creatures.

My little piranhas
in pajamas.

- (door opens, bell jingles)
- (whispering): Bob.

Bob. Bob.

Wh-What, Teddy?

Isn't tomorrow
your anniversary?

Yes, but
why are you whispering?

- There's no one else in here.
- (normal voice): Oh, right.

Well, I got a notification
on my phone this morning

that tomorrow was
the big day.

9/3.
So I figured I'd remind you

- so that you'd...
- Oh, wait, wait, wait.

You have my anniversary
on your phone?

Of course I do.
Got your size, food allergies,

- birthstone.
- Uh, that's f-fine, I guess.

So, do you need some help
throwing something together,

- last-minute?
- No. Actually, I...

I-I started working on
a song for you.

- To sing. ? Linda... ?
- Teddy.

? You're so pretty ?

- ? It's a sin-da... ?
- Teddy, Teddy.

- Teddy. I remembered.
- What?

Okay? I... I-I remembered
our anniversary.

- You did?
- Yes, and this year,

not only did I remember,
I actually got her

a gift she's really gonna love.

I'm finally gonna give her
an engagement ring.

Wow.
Wait, why?

Are you doing, like, a
Benjamin Button marriage?

Where you get engaged
at the end?

No, no. When I proposed,
I didn't have a ring.

I just gave her
a-a high five.

Uh, you know.
A romantic one.

But now I finally got her
something she can actually wear.

It even has a diamond on it.

- (whistles)
- Yeah. Cost me $329.

- Which... Yeah. Which, um...
- Wow. (groans)

which I'm gonna pay off
in $15 increments

- over 24 months with interest.
- So where is it?

Where is it?
I-I want to see it.

- I want to see it.
- Teddy, Teddy. Calm down.

Sorry, sorry.

I-I've got it all
wrapped up and hidden away

- in the super secret hi...
- In the super secret hiding spot?

You also probably
shouldn't know about that.

But, yes.
I-It's gonna be perfect.

I actually feel really
good about myself for once.

So,
should I not tell you

you've got a weird booger
in your nose?

It's been wiggling around
a lot while you talk.

- Oh. No, no, no, no.
- Want me to just get it?

- Just, uh, just a little. Let me get it.
- No, I'll get it.

- Let me get it. Let me get it.
- I got it. Get...

- Let me get it. Ow!
- Oh! Get away!

Ow, ow, why?

- Ring-a-ding-damn.
- My turn.

- What are you kids doing in here?
- Oh.

Just talking about
how great you are.

Aw, well, come on.
We got to go.

It's called Wetty, Set, Go,
not Wetty, Set, Wait Around. (laughs)

- Take the ring off.
- I can't get it

- off my finger.
- LINDA: Come on.

Come on, come on, come on.
Out, out, out, out, out.

Let's go, let's get wet.

(Gene grunting)

- This mama jama is stuck.
- Wow, it's really on there.

I know. I think it may
have grafted to my skin.

We're just gonna have
to cut the finger off.

No. What about when I want
to waggle my fingers

- and say "toodle-oo"?
- LINDA: What are you kids

whispering about
back there?

- Oh, uh... -Secrets.
- Boys we like.

Oh, fun.

We'll get it off
when we get there.

Until then,
everyone just act cool.

You got it. (whistles, grunts)

I'm okay.

??

Okay, guys.
Mommy's got to go get bronzed.

Meet me back here
at closing time.

Wait, Mom,
can we have the sunblock?

Nerd alert.

I mean,
so responsible.

- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- (grunts)

It's like someone put a
tiny belt on a sausage.

- I love my finger curves.
- Let me try.

(grunting)

- (grunting)
- (agonized yelling)

Harder! Pull harder.

(Tina and Gene yelling)

Pull!

- (yells)
- (feeble grunt)

Guys, I hate to say it,
but we might have to ask

- a grown-up for help.
- You shut your mouth.

Listen, we're already here
and it's already stuck,

and it's not like it's
Christmas tomorrow,

so let's just try to
relax and enjoy ourselves

and we'll get the ring off
tonight.

And if not... (blows raspberry)
Gene's married to Dad.

- The end.
- Okay, well, what do we want

to do first...
slides or tubes?

TINA: Do we go crazy then lazy,
or lazy then crazy?

LOUISE:
That's the age-old question.

I'm going lazy river.
There's nothing better

than drifting along in a
tube and peeing into a river.

It's the closest
a man can get

to being back in the womb.

A float could float my boat.

Sure. But I want to be upstream
from Gene's pee.

You can't escape it...
The lazy river is a flat circle.

Is it just me,
or am I getting hit on

a lot, because
people think I'm taken?

Hey, Tina, Louise.
Boy Louise.

- What's shaking?
- Nat the limo driver?

As I live and breathe.

Oh, hi.
Cool swim shoes.

Oh, no, these are regular shoes.
They're just wet.

How have you been, Nat?

Drive anyone interesting lately?

You know a guy
by the name Tom Cruise?

- Yeah.
- Well, I drove a guy

who had never heard of him
to the airport this morning.

- Nice.
- Yeah, then I decided

to head on over here
for my daily lazy.

You come here every day?

I know
one of the ticket sellers.

We were next to each
other in a human chain

that saved a Chihuahua
that had fallen

into the half-pipe
at a skate park.

So I come here on hot days
during my lunch break

And sometimes
that break lasts...

Well, one time I fell asleep
and woke up in the ocean.

Explain that.

- Your life is perfect.
- It is.

- It really is.
- All right, well,

we're gonna go get
some slide on our hides.

I'm gonna do a quick loop
and check for Speedos,

- then I'll meet you guys there.
- Actually, I think

I'm gonna stay in the lazy river
until my bones dissolve.

But come find me
if you get ice cream or hot dogs.

The hot dogs are good here.

They put 'em right
in the middle of the bun.

? Ooh, ooh, ooh ?

? I'm gettin' tan right now ?

? I'm gonna burn real bad ?

? And then it's gonna
get real brown, yeah. ?

SINGERS: ? Water park,
water park, water park ?

? Ooh, water park ?

? Soakin' up the sun till
I'm a leather couch mom ?

? Soakin' in the water
till my bones dissolve ?

? Ooh... ?

? Ooh, wet butts ?

? Ooh... ?

? Water park, water
park, water park ?

? Ooh, water park. ?

Oh, my God. The ring.
It's gone.

LOUISE: Oh, no! It must have
fallen off your finger in the water.

I knew swimming made my wiener
get weird and small,

but my fingers?

I guess fingers are
the wieners of the hand.

Well, your tiny wiener finger
just got us in big trouble.

That burn looks
pretty painful, Lin.

Oh, it is. It's awful.

But once this settles into a tan,
I'm gonna look

like a leather couch.
But a young one.

A hot, young,
leather couch.

W-Well, I hope your burn
is better by tomorrow

because... (giggles)

it's our anniversary, 9/3.

- (all gasp)
- Oh, my God. You're right.

- I forgot.
- But-but I remembered.

And I, uh... (giggles)

I... I have something
special for you.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
Is it tandem skydiving?

Is it Cheese of the Month?
No, no, wait, wait, wait.

- Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
- U-Uh, let's just say

you really make me
shine

- and you'll want to be a-round...
- (Tina groaning)

- to get the gift.
- Ooh!

- Oh, I know. It's a... a doughnut.
- (groaning continues)

A bagel? Is it a bagel? No, it's a hat.

- Oh, my God. Oh, God.
- A knife! A bagel.

No, no, no, no. Don't tell me.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

(groaning continues)

- What's wrong, Tina?
- Oh, nothing.

- She's fine, she's fine.
- Oh, she s-sounds fine.

Tina, do you have diarrhea?

Do you need me
and Gene to come help you

with it in the bathroom?

- Uh-huh.
- Mm-hmm.

Go help Tina with the diarrhea.
I'll get dessert.

Oh, God, the ring was supposed
to be an anniversary present.

(groaning)

BOB: Tina, you okay?

LOUISE: She's fine.

GENE: Push. Push.

And breathe. And breathe.

- What are we gonna do?
- Um, okay.

What can we do? We, uh,

we put a different ring
in the box and voil�.

We don't have
another ring, Gene.

Okay, so, we, uh, we,
we stage a burglary

and in the struggle we stab Dad.

But just a little,
and Mom is so glad he's alive

that she forgets all
about the anniversary.

I mean, I love that,
but maybe for some other time.

Christmas.

Are the kids still helping
Tina with her diarrhea?

Yeah, it's kind of gross
but sweet?

Kids, I got to go do Aunt
Gayle's eye drops for her

- 'cause she's Aunt Gayle.
- LOUISE: Okay, bye, Mom.

Tina, good luck with
your diarrhea, honey.

- Lots of rice.
- TINA: Thank you.

Bye, bye, bye.
Stay out of my room.

Should we go ask if they found
the ring at the water park?

They're closed, Tina.
There's no one there to ask.

Oh, what about that pink adult
lady we were hanging out with?

The one from the lazy river?

- Nat.
- Yeah, she said her friend works there.

Maybe they can let us in
to look for the ring.

We have to save
Mom and Dad's marriage,

so Dad won't end up
as a single skank.

Nat, it's Louise.

- Bunny ears. How's it blowing?
- Not good, Nat.

- Not good.
- Uh-oh. Lay it on me.

Today at the water park,
Gene had a ring

stuck on his finger
that we didn't know

was our dad's anniversary
gift to our mom.

Oh, boy.
So you guys were poking around

for presents
in your parents' room, huh?

Found a ring, put it on,
got it stuck,

- then lost it in the water?
- Yep.

So you need to get in there
tonight for search and rescue.

- Am I reading you right?
- Loud and clear, Nat.

Okay, I'll call my water park
buddy to come open 'er up,

and I've got
a bunch of snorkel masks

and underwater flashlights

from when I lived in a lake
for a while.

- I'll be out front in 15.
- Thanks, Nat.

Wait, better make it an hour.
We got to pretend to go to bed.

Copy that.
I'll pretend to go to bed, too.

LINDA: Okay, okay.

So just lean your head back
and I'll kind of stand up here.

And you just keep
your eyes open, okay?

- Okay.
- Here we go.

- (screams)
- Oh! Oh, oh, whoa.

- Gayle, hon, come on.
- Sorry, sorry, sorry. Sorry.

- Let's just do it. Come on.
- Okay, okay.

Sorry. I'm ready.
No! No! No.

- No, no, no, no, no, no, no...
- Gayle, you got to let me do this.

- You asked me to do this.
- No, no, no, no, no.

- I'm trying. I'm trying.
- Lay down. (shushes)

- I'm laying.
- Calm, calm.

- Okay, okay, I'm fine.
- Okay, here they come.

- Just a tiny little drop.
- (Gayle screams)

(both screaming)

- I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
- (yells) Get off of me!

- Ow, you're hurting me.
- Let's see how you like it.

Get off me,
you're wasting the drops.

(sputters) Oh,
it's in my mouth.

Oh, God,
it tastes like spoons.

Where's the ring?

(laughs nervously)

I believe it's,
"You rang?"

Do you guys want
to explain this?

- Not really.
- No.

Dad, I know it looks bad,

but the good news is
we know where we lost it

and we're going to find it
there now.

Okay, where is it?

Wait, why are you guys
in swimsu...

Oh, my God,
is it at the water park?

- I mean, in a way.
- (car horn honking)

Oh, good, our ride is here.
So, Dad, we'll see you later,

and we'll have that ring
for sure.

Oh, okay, you guys just
go out into the night

with a total stranger
and I'll stay here.

- Great.
- I'm joking.

I'm coming with you.

And I-I've never been this angry.

You're all grounded for
the rest of your lives.

Oh, what a fun family outing.

And none of you are
allowed to talk to me,

tonight
or maybe ever again,

and you're not
my children anymore,

and you're not allowed
to come to my funeral.

Hey, Dad, I just want...

No. No, no. No, no.
I'm still mad.

We can't talk to you yet?

- No.
- I'm sorry, Dad.

- Not now, Gene.
- How about now?

- Nope.
- You know, Mr. B,

I have good luck
finding things.

I lost a candy bar
at Lollapalooza

and found it three days later,
and there was even some left.

(sighs)
So what's the plan again?

We-we sneak into
the water park...

Not sneak...
My friend is letting us in.

Should we maybe wait
until it's light out?

Robert, the second there's daylight,

someone is gonna
find that ring,

and they're not gonna
turn it in.

They're gonna put it in
their dirty little pocket.

It's not an honesty park,
it's a water park.

(sighs) This is a disaster.

You know what might lighten
the mood in here, Mr. B?

- Do you like classical music?
- Yes.

(a cappella): ? Duh-dah,
dah-dah, dadadadada ?

? Dah-dah, dah,
dah, dah-dah ?

- BOB: Okay, great. Thank you.
- ? Dadadadada. ?

- All right, here we are.
- Let me just grab my gear.

- Hey, Josie.
- Hey, Nat.

- Everyone, this is Josie.
- Thank you for letting us in.

We're so sorry
to inconvenience you.

I already checked the lost
and found and Gary's drawer,

where he puts
the good lost stuff.

There's nothing.

Okay, well, I guess let's go in
and look for a very small ring

- in a big, dark water park.
- TINA: Move over, Nemo.

There's a new thing
lost in water.

Oh great, they're here.
My ace in the hole.

The Puff Divers,

an all-female group of scuba
and cannabis enthusiasts

I used to belong to
before I got sober.

I miss everything about it,
but I got to get up tomorrow morning

for the rest of my life.

Hey, gals. Tracey,
looking good. Simone, 'sup?

Janet, love the new wetsuit.

Leslie, I still have your
Tupperware. Sorry about that.

Carol, still mad at you.
Denise, also 'sup?

This is... Wow.
Um, thanks.

Wh-Why are you doing all this?

Ah, I'm a big fan of Linda's, Bob,

and your kids aren't
so bad either.

Mm, they're actually really bad,
but thank you.

Now buckle up, Buttercup.
Let's go save your anniversary.

(whoops)

? Got to get that ring ?

? Gotta get it, gotta get it,
gotta get it, gotta get it ?

? Gotta get those eye
drops in, let's do it ?

? Do it, do it, do it to it ?

? Got to find that thing ?

? Gotta get the scuba crew into it ?

? You just gotta do
it, do it, do it ?

? There's really nothin'
to it, do it, do it ?

? Scuba, scuba, scuba, scuba to it ?

? Shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba... ?

- (sighs)
- (phone ringing)

? Shoo-Ba, shoo-Ba,
shoo-Ba, shooba-shoo it. ?

Linda, hi, hi, hi.

Uh, everything's fine,
the-the kids are asleep.

Are you home? I mean,
I-I-I don't see you.

But I-I'm home.

No, I'm still at Gayle's,

but I got your message
saying to call you

when I was heading
home, so I'm calling you.

Gayle won't let me do
her eye drops,

so I guess her eyes'll
just get pinker and pinker

until she dies! Dead.
Dead with pink eyes.

BOB: No, uh, Lin,

Uh, uh, y... Look,
you can't give up now.

- I can't?
- No. Gayle needs you.

And I know that you can do this
because you can do anything.

I can't French braid
or whistle.

Well, no one can do
those things.

Look, if you give up now,

you'll-you'll hate yourself
forever.

Eh, I don't know if I will,
act...

You will! You totally will!
You got to stay.

You got to see this through.
Don't come home yet, okay?

Because I believe in you!
But take your time, no rush.

And, uh, and call me before
you leave. The kids are asleep.

Everything's great. Love you. Bye!

Okay, okay, I'll try one more time.

Hello? Hello?
Oh, he hung up.

I'm coming out.

(sighs) Where do you keep your wine?
Where's your wine, hon?

- I don't have any.
- What? Beer?

- No.
- How do you relax?

- I don't.
- Right, right, of course not.

Well, how about this?

Why don't we just go
to the grocery store

and we can get some
wine to calm you down.

Then, when we get back,
maybe you'll let me do it.

Okay, but I'm keeping
the shower curtain on.

Okay, fine,

- but I think you should put pants on.
- No.

You're not wearing
any underwear.

So what?

I got nothing,
and I'm cold.

Same here.

I feel kind of warm.

- Oh, no, Gene?
- Yup.

Enjoy it, sister.

Get back under the water,
sea otters.

Come on, come on, be there.

(grunts) My-my arm
is stuck! Oh, my God.

NAT: Hang on, Mr. B.

Here we go. Pull!

- Aah!
- Pull!

- Whoo! There you go, big guy.
- Thank you.

Okay, back at it. I'm thinking
I'll start searching every bush,

grate, nook, and cranny
in case Gene lost it

on his way to the car
or something.

Come on, ol' girl. Hyah!

No, wait, Nat,
you-you and your friends

have worked so hard to help me,
and I really appreciate it, but

this park is so big and
the ring is so small,

and, and I just got my
arm stuck in a drain,

and I-I think this is over.
I-I'm calling it.

I'll just underwhelm Linda
this year like I do every year.

All right, buddy.
I'll go let the gals know.

Dad, no.
We can still find it.

No, Louise,
I'm just gonna go underwater now,

like people do in the
movies when they're sad.

No, Dad, don't go underwater.
You live on land.

- You're a land dad.
- I just wanted to feel beautiful.

I never should have put it on.
I'm sorry, Dad.

Do you want us to go
live somewhere else?

We could go to an orphanage
for a while.

NAT: Hey, guys!

We got something in a drain
over here. I think we got it!

LINDA: Okay, let's see,
what do we want?

Red or white? Ooh, or pink to
match your eye. Little ros�?

Ah, I don't know.
I can't really see through this thing.

Gayle, I didn't bring the eye drops
into the store,

so you can take the shower
curtain off.

But I don't have any makeup on.
What if there are hot guys here?

Good point,

but what if
they're the kind of hot guys

who are afraid of
shower curtains?

Okay, I'll take it off.

Oh, and take off your glasses,
too.

Let 'em really see you,
that beautiful face.

- Okay.
- Oh, weird, look at that.

Someone must've let go
of a balloon

- and it floated to the ceiling.
- Huh?

(screaming) Help! Murder!

Murder!

LINDA (whispering): Bob.

Bob, wake up.

I need you
to hold Gayle's arms down

so I can get this over with,
or else I'm gonna kill her.

Bob?

Wha?

Huh.

Hello?

Well, where the hell are they?

Linda, have you been
lying to me

about being married
and having kids?

I know I've said this the
last 14 times, but I think

we're gonna get it on this try.

KIDS: Oh, please, oh,
please, oh, please,

oh, please, oh, please, oh, please...

I got it! Oh, no.

- TINA: It's a key chain.
- GENE: That says "Ooh La La"

and that I want.

Sorry, Robert.

What the hell is going on here?

- Who's that?
- Hey... boss.

I'm Eddie Wetty, young man,
owner of Wetty, Set, Go.

Uh, oh, uh,

i-it's-it's an honor,
your-your

- hi-highness. Eddie.
- Eddie.

I wasn't Wetty for this!

Josie, you want to explain
why there are a bunch of kids

and a marijuana bus and
a man in his underwear

here in the middle of the night?

Well, uh, you see, uh, Eddie,

uh, Mr. Wetty, I, uh...

No, Josie,

i-it's my fault, sir.

I-I bought my wife an engagement
ring for our anniversary...

What? That makes no sense.

I know. I-It's a... it's a long story.

My kids unwrapped the gift box

it was in and put it on
for some reason

and then they lost it, here, today.

But my wife, she deserves
something nice, for once.

I was never able to buy her
a real engagement ring.

I meant to,
but we run a small restaurant,

and-and we're poor and gross.

I mean, she's great.

- I-I'm gross.
- I'm the fun one.

Gene. (sighs) So all these
nice people came out here

to help me to look
for the ring. I just...

I hope you won't get
Josie in trouble.

She was just trying to help.

- Well...
- Hold on, Mr. Wetness.

- Mom?
- Linda?

- And me.
- And Gayle.

- Linda!
- Nat, hi!

Wh-What are you doing here?

Well, I went home

so I could have you
help me hold Gayle down,

and no one was there,
so I read Tina's diary and here I am.

So you just heard all
that, about-about the ring?

Yes. I also read about it
in the diary.

It was so detailed
and up to date.

- Thank you.
- (sighs) Lin, I'm sorry.

Another anniversary got
messed up,

and you deserve to have a good one,
one time in your life.

You don't need to give me a big old ring
to prove you love me.

- Well, it wasn't big.
- Well, I don't need it.

I didn't need one then,
and I don't need one now.

Our love isn't in a big
giant ring, you dummy.

It was very small.

Our love is in everything
we've built together,

after you begged me
to settle for you.

Mwah!

Another marriage saved
by ol' Nat King Cole.

W-Wait,
your name is Nat King Cole?

Yeah, Nat Kinkle. K-I-N-K-L-E.
How are you hearing it?

Oh, never mind.
Just-just-just like that.

Now, come on, let's all go home
and hold Gayle down

so she can stop
having poop eyes.

Never!

Aw, what the heck?

Come on, everyone.
Josie, fire up the slides!

We're celebrating this
fine couple's anniversary.

You got it, boss.

Aren't we all gonna get
pink eye? Never mind.

- I love you, Bob.
- I love you, too, Lin.

Hey! We're in a ring
right now! Ha!

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NAT: ? Mona Linda ?

? Mona Linda,
that's your name-o ?

? Like the lady in the
art museum in France ?

- All right!
- ? You make burgers ?

? And you love porcelain babies ?

? And you would surely
catch Tom Selleck's glance ?

Maybe someday.

? Do you smile 'cause you've
got secrets, Mona Linda? ?

? And is your secret
that you did a fart? ?

- Maybe.
- ? You love showers ?

? You love mornings and bologna ?

? And to Bob you'll
always be a work of art. ?

Aw, my Bobby baby.

LOUISE: Mom,
can we have the sunblock?

LINDA: Nerd alert.

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