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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,421 --> 00:00:10,421 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:23,964 --> 00:00:26,298 Bob, we're gonna miss the beginning of the movie. 3 00:00:26,332 --> 00:00:28,099 Plus, I'm smuggling chocolate in my pants. 4 00:00:28,132 --> 00:00:30,083 We got to get there before it melts. 5 00:00:30,116 --> 00:00:31,583 I'm gonna get it. Just a sec. 6 00:00:31,617 --> 00:00:33,335 Ugh! Can you roll down the windows back here? 7 00:00:33,368 --> 00:00:34,969 I'm starting to breathe in Tina's breath. 8 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:36,703 I can't. They're broken. 9 00:00:36,736 --> 00:00:38,837 I think I forgot to brush this morning. Did I? 10 00:00:38,870 --> 00:00:40,221 Yeah. Yeah, you did. 11 00:00:40,254 --> 00:00:42,455 Hey, who am I? 12 00:00:45,289 --> 00:00:46,673 I'm Bob's car! 13 00:00:46,707 --> 00:00:47,957 Good one, J.P. 14 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:49,425 Uh, not a good one, Jimmy. 15 00:00:50,825 --> 00:00:52,126 Started right up. 16 00:00:52,177 --> 00:00:53,610 - They went inside, Dad. - Oh. 17 00:00:53,644 --> 00:00:55,828 Start driving! Gene just took off his shoes! 18 00:00:55,862 --> 00:00:57,546 And my socks! 19 00:00:57,579 --> 00:00:59,764 Why don't you wash your children? 20 00:01:02,514 --> 00:01:05,316 Oh, great. Can't I just take my family to a stupid movie? 21 00:01:05,349 --> 00:01:08,134 Dog Prom 3D is not a stupid movie! 22 00:01:08,184 --> 00:01:10,435 Are we gonna just leave our car there like that? 23 00:01:10,468 --> 00:01:12,686 That's what we're gonna do when Dad and Mom break down. 24 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:14,302 Leave them by the side of the road! 25 00:01:14,354 --> 00:01:16,471 Hey, guys, you want to see a live TV show taping? 26 00:01:16,520 --> 00:01:17,988 - Do I! - Give me that. 27 00:01:18,022 --> 00:01:20,123 "Come to a taping of Family Fracas." 28 00:01:20,155 --> 00:01:22,273 What's Family Fracas? 29 00:01:22,306 --> 00:01:24,691 It's a game show where they make families do weird stuff 30 00:01:24,725 --> 00:01:26,192 and then dump foam all over them. 31 00:01:26,225 --> 00:01:28,293 I'm into weird stuff and foam. Can we go? 32 00:01:28,326 --> 00:01:30,294 We should go home and call a tow truck. 33 00:01:30,327 --> 00:01:31,861 The car's not going anywhere, Bobby. 34 00:01:31,894 --> 00:01:33,328 Come on, it'll be fun. 35 00:01:33,362 --> 00:01:34,729 Please, Dad? 36 00:01:34,762 --> 00:01:36,529 - Please, Dad! - Come on! 37 00:01:36,564 --> 00:01:37,930 - Come on, come on. Come on. - Please! 38 00:01:37,947 --> 00:01:39,732 Please! 39 00:01:42,899 --> 00:01:44,233 Oh, look! Pam's Court! 40 00:01:44,266 --> 00:01:46,501 I love the way she bangs that gavel. Bang! 41 00:01:46,534 --> 00:01:49,103 - Aah!- Hey, isn't that Pam's ex-husband Chuck? 42 00:01:49,136 --> 00:01:50,069 Oh, my God. 43 00:01:50,103 --> 00:01:51,286 - What's he doing here? - Aah! 44 00:01:51,320 --> 00:01:53,121 - Oh, hey, Chuck. - Hello, Belchers. 45 00:01:53,155 --> 00:01:55,873 Long time no see since you got my show canceled and me fired. 46 00:01:58,057 --> 00:01:59,791 A boobity boobity boobity boo! 47 00:01:59,824 --> 00:02:02,025 - Linda, nice to see you dressed again. - Thank you. 48 00:02:02,059 --> 00:02:03,492 Yeah. Sorry about that. It... 49 00:02:03,526 --> 00:02:05,560 Water under the bridge, Bob. 50 00:02:05,593 --> 00:02:07,544 - Oh, good. - Dark, dirty water. 51 00:02:07,578 --> 00:02:09,579 - Under a horrible bridge. - Um... 52 00:02:09,612 --> 00:02:11,313 Oh, but all is well now. 53 00:02:11,346 --> 00:02:12,813 You're looking at the new host of Family Fracas! 54 00:02:12,847 --> 00:02:14,414 Chuck, we got a problem. 55 00:02:14,447 --> 00:02:16,215 - The Morgan family just dropped out of the show. - Aah. 56 00:02:16,248 --> 00:02:18,049 Food poisoning. Gross! 57 00:02:18,082 --> 00:02:20,217 We got to find another family of five in the next ten minutes. 58 00:02:20,250 --> 00:02:21,650 But how the heck are we gonna do that? 59 00:02:21,684 --> 00:02:23,218 The heck right here. 60 00:02:23,251 --> 00:02:24,685 Yeah! We're a family of five. 61 00:02:24,718 --> 00:02:26,886 No, we're not. One, two, three, four. 62 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:28,353 Oh, yes we are! 63 00:02:28,387 --> 00:02:29,754 Harry, this is a bad idea. 64 00:02:29,788 --> 00:02:31,188 No idea's a bad idea. 65 00:02:31,222 --> 00:02:32,589 I like this guy! 66 00:02:32,622 --> 00:02:33,856 I... I don't know. 67 00:02:33,889 --> 00:02:35,573 Grand prize is a brand-new minivan. 68 00:02:36,741 --> 00:02:38,041 Dad, this is a no-brainer. 69 00:02:38,075 --> 00:02:39,809 - Dad, come on! - No, no. No, no, no. 70 00:02:39,842 --> 00:02:41,209 Bobby! If we win the minivan, 71 00:02:41,243 --> 00:02:43,311 we can put the car out of its misery. 72 00:02:43,343 --> 00:02:45,328 No. What the hell. Let's do it! 73 00:02:45,361 --> 00:02:47,512 - No! - Fantastic! Hooray for Family Fracas! 74 00:02:47,562 --> 00:02:51,315 It's time for Family Fracas! 75 00:02:51,347 --> 00:02:53,849 Here's your host... Chuck Charles! 76 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,683 Hiya, folks! 77 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,651 - Western Med... - Whoa. Is that Bob? 78 00:02:57,684 --> 00:03:00,886 Let's welcome back the reigning champs, the O'Donnell family! 79 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:04,621 And competing against the O'Donnells are the Belchers. 80 00:03:04,654 --> 00:03:06,555 - Hi! - Hi, Linda. 81 00:03:06,588 --> 00:03:08,055 Look. Tina's on Family Fracas. 82 00:03:08,089 --> 00:03:09,823 My cousin was gonna be on that show, 83 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:12,191 but he didn't want to wear that outfit. I don't blame him. 84 00:03:12,224 --> 00:03:13,825 Belchers, introduce yourselves. 85 00:03:13,858 --> 00:03:15,859 Uh, well, I'm Bob, and this is my wife Linda. 86 00:03:15,892 --> 00:03:17,226 Don't look at my hair. 87 00:03:17,259 --> 00:03:18,727 I didn't know I was gonna be on TV. 88 00:03:18,760 --> 00:03:20,327 And this is my daughter Louise. 89 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:22,195 It's Louise! * And she is gonna win. * 90 00:03:22,228 --> 00:03:23,562 Okay, okay, okeydoke. And that one. 91 00:03:23,596 --> 00:03:25,030 That's Gene. 92 00:03:25,063 --> 00:03:26,430 Camera, take the day off! 93 00:03:26,464 --> 00:03:27,864 I added ten pounds to myself! 94 00:03:27,897 --> 00:03:29,331 And the last one's Tina. 95 00:03:29,364 --> 00:03:31,566 Hi. I'm Tina. I like horses, music and boys. 96 00:03:31,599 --> 00:03:33,767 Hi, boys. I'm Tina. 97 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,267 Okay, that's more than enough. 98 00:03:35,301 --> 00:03:36,668 All right, let's get Frackin'! 99 00:03:36,701 --> 00:03:38,335 It's time for the Brain Drain! 100 00:03:38,369 --> 00:03:40,537 Well, it looks like these guys have lost their marbles. 101 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:41,903 The first team to fill their brain 102 00:03:41,938 --> 00:03:43,338 with these wins the challenge. 103 00:03:43,371 --> 00:03:44,805 And what does the other team get? 104 00:03:44,839 --> 00:03:45,872 Foamed! 105 00:03:45,906 --> 00:03:47,207 That's right... foamed. 106 00:03:47,240 --> 00:03:50,743 On your mark, get set, go! 107 00:03:50,775 --> 00:03:53,543 Are you trying to distract me by holding my hand? 108 00:03:53,576 --> 00:03:55,009 Huh, what? Owen, I feel it, too. 109 00:03:55,044 --> 00:03:56,678 But right now, we're competitors. 110 00:03:56,711 --> 00:03:59,046 I can't be sweet on you before I beat on you. 111 00:03:59,078 --> 00:04:00,445 Tina, marble me! 112 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:01,847 Oh, right. 113 00:04:01,880 --> 00:04:03,114 Done! 114 00:04:06,715 --> 00:04:08,249 I ate it! I ate it! 115 00:04:08,282 --> 00:04:10,183 Num, num, num. I like it! 116 00:04:10,217 --> 00:04:13,052 First team to remove all the flies from their soup wins. 117 00:04:13,085 --> 00:04:15,019 Losing team gets... face full of foam! 118 00:04:15,053 --> 00:04:17,254 - All right, Mom, you ready? You pumped? - Yeah! 119 00:04:17,287 --> 00:04:18,621 - Slap my face! - What? 120 00:04:18,654 --> 00:04:19,921 - Slap it! - Oh, uh... 121 00:04:19,955 --> 00:04:21,856 I'll slap yours. 122 00:04:21,889 --> 00:04:23,389 Oh, uh, I'm pumped! I'm pumped! 123 00:04:23,423 --> 00:04:25,958 And... go! 124 00:04:27,325 --> 00:04:29,259 - Done! - Aha! 125 00:04:29,292 --> 00:04:30,760 Yeah! Foam time! 126 00:04:32,761 --> 00:04:34,561 The Belchers and the O'Donnells are tied. 127 00:04:34,595 --> 00:04:36,896 Whoever wins the Human Claw challenge wins the whole game. 128 00:04:38,130 --> 00:04:39,630 I can smell that minivan. 129 00:04:39,663 --> 00:04:41,564 I call shotgun! I call optional third row. 130 00:04:41,598 --> 00:04:43,465 Ugh! The whole third row. 131 00:04:43,499 --> 00:04:44,932 Children, shut up, shut up, shut up! 132 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,467 And Bob and Pat are gonna get dunked 133 00:04:46,501 --> 00:04:47,901 into a pit full of blue balls. 134 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:49,869 The first one to find a yellow ball wins. 135 00:04:49,902 --> 00:04:52,637 But they have to grab the ball with their teeth. 136 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:55,238 Families, you control the crane. No crane, no gain, am I right? 137 00:04:55,271 --> 00:04:56,738 I am right! 138 00:04:58,005 --> 00:04:59,072 My harness is a little tight 139 00:04:59,106 --> 00:05:00,039 - around the groin... - Go! 140 00:05:05,642 --> 00:05:07,877 Come on, Dad! Make us proud for once! 141 00:05:07,943 --> 00:05:10,011 I got one! I got one! 142 00:05:10,044 --> 00:05:12,713 Dad won! Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha! 143 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:14,213 Well, bash my head in with a brick. 144 00:05:14,247 --> 00:05:15,580 The Belchers won. 145 00:05:15,614 --> 00:05:17,081 - We won! We won! - Yah! 146 00:05:17,114 --> 00:05:18,615 - Yes! Yay! - All right! 147 00:05:18,648 --> 00:05:19,581 Yay, Bobby! 148 00:05:19,616 --> 00:05:20,983 Wow, Tina won. 149 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:23,718 Honk, honk, honk! 150 00:05:23,751 --> 00:05:26,319 O'Donnells, we are really sorry to see you go. 151 00:05:26,352 --> 00:05:27,352 You are good people. 152 00:05:27,386 --> 00:05:29,053 Bye, Joey and Owen! 153 00:05:29,087 --> 00:05:30,454 You're leaving in shame, but you played a good game. 154 00:05:30,487 --> 00:05:32,088 They were terrible. 155 00:05:32,121 --> 00:05:34,422 And now the Belchers are gonna spin the prize wheel 156 00:05:34,456 --> 00:05:36,624 for a chance to win a brand-new minivan! 157 00:05:38,791 --> 00:05:40,725 I got this. 158 00:05:40,758 --> 00:05:43,960 Come on, come on, come on, minivan. 159 00:05:43,994 --> 00:05:45,895 Oh, hey, a five-gallon bucket of Fracas foam, 160 00:05:45,928 --> 00:05:47,762 so you can get foamed at home. 161 00:05:47,796 --> 00:05:49,296 Home foam! No! 162 00:05:49,329 --> 00:05:51,264 Yes! It tastes good. Trust me. 163 00:05:51,297 --> 00:05:53,198 The Belchers will return tomorrow as the champs 164 00:05:53,231 --> 00:05:55,065 and have another shot at the minivan. 165 00:05:55,099 --> 00:05:56,566 Hey! We're coming back! 166 00:05:56,599 --> 00:05:57,966 That's exactly what I just said. 167 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,333 Put your hands together for the winning family! 168 00:05:59,367 --> 00:06:00,734 You hear that? 169 00:06:00,768 --> 00:06:02,169 We're the winning family! 170 00:06:02,202 --> 00:06:03,569 Yes, they all hear that! I have a microphone. 171 00:06:03,602 --> 00:06:05,003 Congratulations to the most annoying 172 00:06:05,036 --> 00:06:06,670 winning family in Fracas history. 173 00:06:06,703 --> 00:06:09,172 - We won most annoying! Yeah! - Hi, Ma! 174 00:06:12,994 --> 00:06:15,762 You guys, this is so much better than the minivan. 175 00:06:15,795 --> 00:06:17,162 Mmm. 176 00:06:17,196 --> 00:06:18,864 Gene, stop eating that crap. 177 00:06:18,897 --> 00:06:21,899 You're just jealous that I have frothy diarrhea. 178 00:06:21,931 --> 00:06:23,365 Come on, you big idiot. 179 00:06:23,398 --> 00:06:25,633 ? La, la, la... 180 00:06:25,666 --> 00:06:29,069 Hey, Jimmy, did you happen to catch Family Fracas last night? 181 00:06:29,101 --> 00:06:30,702 'Cause we were on it, and we won. 182 00:06:30,735 --> 00:06:32,069 Oh yeah, is that the show 183 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:34,304 where the most pathetic family wins? 184 00:06:34,337 --> 00:06:36,204 No, no. No, it isn't, Jimmy. 185 00:06:36,238 --> 00:06:38,239 Why don't you watch it tonight? I'll send you a shout out. 186 00:06:38,272 --> 00:06:40,073 Oh, yeah, why don't you watch this? 187 00:06:40,106 --> 00:06:42,274 Hey, I'm Bob! I'm on a game show! Blah, blah, blah! 188 00:06:42,307 --> 00:06:44,709 I... I don't want to watch that. I'm gonna change the channel 189 00:06:44,742 --> 00:06:46,610 with my remote that I have. Click! 190 00:06:46,643 --> 00:06:48,577 - I'm still Bob, and I'm still on... - Wait, wait, wait. Click. 191 00:06:48,611 --> 00:06:50,044 This channel. I just shut you off! I just shut you off... 192 00:06:50,078 --> 00:06:51,445 - And I'm on that. - So you can't say anything! 193 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:52,945 Now I'm on shut off channel. I shut you off! 194 00:06:52,979 --> 00:06:55,046 Belchers, meet your competition... the Changs. 195 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:56,280 Hey. Everybody Chang sons tonight. 196 00:06:56,313 --> 00:06:58,648 Oh, dear lord. 197 00:06:58,681 --> 00:07:00,082 Oh, my gosh, there's Pam! 198 00:07:00,115 --> 00:07:02,550 Hi, Pam! I mean, Your Honor. 199 00:07:02,583 --> 00:07:05,785 Chuck. I see you're working with these nice folks again. 200 00:07:05,818 --> 00:07:07,218 How fun for you! 201 00:07:07,253 --> 00:07:08,553 Well, I have to get to court. 202 00:07:08,586 --> 00:07:10,087 ? You're not a real judge. ? 203 00:07:10,153 --> 00:07:12,421 ? If anyone needs me, I'll be in my chambers. ? 204 00:07:12,455 --> 00:07:14,956 ? It's not chambers. It's a dressing room! ? 205 00:07:14,989 --> 00:07:17,156 I sentence you to kiss my ass! See this right here? 206 00:07:17,190 --> 00:07:18,757 - That's your punishment! - Oh, wouldn't you... ? Oh, you would love it. 207 00:07:18,790 --> 00:07:19,957 - Oh, you would love it. - You can just kiss it. 208 00:07:19,992 --> 00:07:21,926 Oh, I will do it. 209 00:07:21,959 --> 00:07:23,393 Somebody better kiss somebody's ass, or I'm gonna go crazy. 210 00:07:23,426 --> 00:07:24,793 Belchers and Changs are tied. 211 00:07:24,827 --> 00:07:26,394 Whoever wins the Human Claw takes the game. 212 00:07:26,427 --> 00:07:27,794 Good luck, Changs! And Belchers. 213 00:07:27,828 --> 00:07:30,196 But mostly Changs. 214 00:07:30,229 --> 00:07:31,529 And go! 215 00:07:33,664 --> 00:07:36,299 Yeah, Dad, 216 00:07:36,332 --> 00:07:37,399 grab those balls! 217 00:07:37,432 --> 00:07:39,233 - Yeah! - I got one! 218 00:07:39,267 --> 00:07:40,634 Oh! So sorry, Joe. 219 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,868 Bob's little rat snout found the ball first, 220 00:07:42,902 --> 00:07:44,502 which means the Belchers win! 221 00:07:44,535 --> 00:07:45,936 All right! 222 00:07:45,970 --> 00:07:47,204 Did you just say rat snout? 223 00:07:47,237 --> 00:07:48,905 Let me at that wheel! 224 00:07:51,106 --> 00:07:54,275 Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! Stay! 225 00:07:56,842 --> 00:07:58,376 Foam again?! 226 00:07:58,409 --> 00:08:00,310 Uh, Chuck, can I give someone a shout out? 227 00:08:00,343 --> 00:08:02,111 - Absolutely not. - Jimmy Pesto's an idiot! The end. 228 00:08:02,144 --> 00:08:03,611 Tough shout out. Hmm. 229 00:08:03,645 --> 00:08:05,279 Thanks for sharing, Bob. So glad you guys are coming back. 230 00:08:05,312 --> 00:08:06,512 If I could just mention my restaurant, Bob's... 231 00:08:06,545 --> 00:08:07,979 No, you may not. 232 00:08:08,014 --> 00:08:10,315 ? Ooh, ooh-ooh ? 233 00:08:10,347 --> 00:08:12,315 ? Pizza game ? 234 00:08:12,348 --> 00:08:14,016 ? Ooh ? 235 00:08:14,049 --> 00:08:16,784 ? Talking trash ? 236 00:08:16,817 --> 00:08:20,820 ? Ooh, spinning the wheel ? 237 00:08:20,853 --> 00:08:22,754 ? Fracas foam ? 238 00:08:22,787 --> 00:08:25,789 ? Get foamed at home ? 239 00:08:25,821 --> 00:08:27,255 ? There's Jimmy Pesto ? 240 00:08:27,289 --> 00:08:28,255 ? He's so mad ? 241 00:08:28,290 --> 00:08:30,658 ? Ooh, ooh-ooh ? 242 00:08:30,690 --> 00:08:33,392 ? Fracas foam, get foamed at home ? 243 00:08:33,425 --> 00:08:35,026 ? Jealous ? 244 00:08:35,059 --> 00:08:36,526 ? 245 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:39,028 ? No minivan for you. ? 246 00:08:39,230 --> 00:08:41,498 Harry, please, please, please kick the Belchers off the show. 247 00:08:41,531 --> 00:08:43,332 You've asked me that every night this week. 248 00:08:43,365 --> 00:08:45,166 - And what do I say? - You say, 249 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,167 "Watch this," and then, you do that thing with your hands. 250 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,500 That's right, Chuck. Watch this. 251 00:08:48,534 --> 00:08:49,968 - Oh, oh. Oh, yeah. - Oh, whoa. 252 00:08:50,001 --> 00:08:51,435 - Oh, oh, rounder. - Oh, oh, oh. 253 00:08:51,469 --> 00:08:52,802 Whoa! Where we going? Opposites. 254 00:08:52,836 --> 00:08:54,636 Yup. 255 00:08:54,670 --> 00:08:56,304 - Here comes a hand. - Ah, that's how you get me! 256 00:08:56,338 --> 00:08:57,672 You said they could be on one episode, 257 00:08:57,705 --> 00:08:59,106 but they keep coming back again and again. 258 00:08:59,139 --> 00:09:01,507 Look, it's part of the job. 259 00:09:01,540 --> 00:09:04,209 Richard Dawson used to kiss all the women on Family Feud. 260 00:09:04,241 --> 00:09:05,808 He didn't pick and choose. He just puckered up. 261 00:09:05,842 --> 00:09:07,692 Pucker up, Chuck. 262 00:09:07,726 --> 00:09:10,127 - No, seriously, pucker up. - Hmm. Hmm? 263 00:09:10,161 --> 00:09:11,694 Okay, come here. Practice on me. 264 00:09:11,728 --> 00:09:14,396 - I'm Dawson, you're me. Okay. - Mm-hmm. 265 00:09:14,430 --> 00:09:15,980 - You're Dawson, I'm me. - Okay. Mm-hmm. 266 00:09:16,013 --> 00:09:17,814 - Yeah, just like that. - Okay. 267 00:09:17,848 --> 00:09:19,198 - Now we're both Dawson. Double Dawson. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 268 00:09:19,231 --> 00:09:20,665 Mmm, mmm, mmm. Okay. 269 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:21,999 Mm-hmm. Mmm. 270 00:09:22,033 --> 00:09:23,534 - Okay, are we good? - One more. 271 00:09:23,567 --> 00:09:25,868 Maybe someone else should spin the prize wheel tonight 272 00:09:25,902 --> 00:09:27,502 since Louise keeps landing on foam. 273 00:09:27,536 --> 00:09:31,605 Ooh! I thought you wanted five big buckets of foam! 274 00:09:31,620 --> 00:09:34,956 - No. - I wish you would have told me sooner, Tina! 275 00:09:34,989 --> 00:09:37,357 Don't worry. We'll beat the other family like we always do. 276 00:09:37,389 --> 00:09:39,724 And tonight, we win the van. I feel it. 277 00:09:39,757 --> 00:09:41,959 You're gonna feel your butt being spanked. 278 00:09:41,992 --> 00:09:44,093 That's what you're gonna feel. 279 00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:45,894 Jimmy?! You're on Family Fracas? 280 00:09:45,927 --> 00:09:48,629 Yup. I signed us up. Get ready to lose. 281 00:09:48,661 --> 00:09:50,963 I only count four Pestos and your bartender Trev. 282 00:09:50,996 --> 00:09:53,731 I told them he was the son I always wanted. 283 00:09:53,763 --> 00:09:55,514 - What? - Right on, Pops. Ha! 284 00:09:55,548 --> 00:09:57,565 Oh, I see you guys have met. 285 00:09:57,599 --> 00:09:58,765 Jimmy, you should just leave right now, 286 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:00,033 because we're unbeatable. 287 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,534 Jimmy Pesto! 288 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,301 Oh, you're the guy Bob called an idiot on the air. 289 00:10:03,335 --> 00:10:04,763 Yeah, yeah, whatever. 290 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:06,898 Hmm. You hate Bob, I hate Bob. I like you. 291 00:10:06,931 --> 00:10:08,665 Jimmy Jr., you and I are friends 292 00:10:08,698 --> 00:10:11,100 and have been more than friends on one and a half occasions. 293 00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,500 If you say so. 294 00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:13,934 But tonight, we're competitors. 295 00:10:13,968 --> 00:10:15,452 I have to put aside my feelings for you. 296 00:10:15,486 --> 00:10:16,803 And destroy you. 297 00:10:16,836 --> 00:10:18,503 Whoa. You're being kind of intense, Tina. 298 00:10:18,537 --> 00:10:20,071 I know. I bring it. 299 00:10:20,104 --> 00:10:21,971 And... go! 300 00:10:23,655 --> 00:10:25,406 Come on Gene and Tina! Brush! 301 00:10:25,440 --> 00:10:26,940 Tiny circles! Tiny circles! 302 00:10:26,973 --> 00:10:28,607 Come on, Jay Ju! 303 00:10:28,658 --> 00:10:30,676 I can't believe you made me care about this. Come on! 304 00:10:31,676 --> 00:10:32,776 Do it, Jimmy! Go! 305 00:10:32,810 --> 00:10:35,178 Hey, Jimmy Jr., you missed a spot. 306 00:10:35,211 --> 00:10:36,812 - On your face. - Quit it, Tina! 307 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:37,845 T! 308 00:10:37,879 --> 00:10:38,913 Pick up the pace! 309 00:10:40,013 --> 00:10:40,913 Brush, brush, brush, brush! 310 00:10:40,947 --> 00:10:41,630 Done! 311 00:10:44,282 --> 00:10:46,750 Damn it! 312 00:10:46,783 --> 00:10:47,833 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 313 00:10:49,001 --> 00:10:50,969 You hit my eye! 314 00:10:51,001 --> 00:10:53,002 Here. Now we're twins again! 315 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:54,786 - Done! - Yes! 316 00:10:56,487 --> 00:10:58,021 Oh, what's the point of having twins if they can't 317 00:10:58,055 --> 00:11:00,106 hit each other with eggs like they were supposed to? 318 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,907 The Belchers and Pestos are neck and neck. 319 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:04,475 It's anybody's game as we head into the Human Claw! 320 00:11:04,508 --> 00:11:05,975 Have fun losing, Jimmy. 321 00:11:07,309 --> 00:11:08,610 Well said, Jimmy. 322 00:11:08,643 --> 00:11:10,811 Ready, set, grab that ball! 323 00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:14,479 - We have a winner! - Huh? 324 00:11:14,513 --> 00:11:15,780 No! 325 00:11:15,813 --> 00:11:16,946 What just happened? 326 00:11:16,980 --> 00:11:18,981 We lost to the Pestos. 327 00:11:19,014 --> 00:11:20,314 We had a good run. 328 00:11:20,349 --> 00:11:22,049 And that's from a kid who hates running. 329 00:11:22,083 --> 00:11:24,484 I'm so sorry, Bob. 330 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:28,303 The Pestos are the new champs of Family Fracas! 331 00:11:32,304 --> 00:11:34,305 Uh, can you lower me down now? 332 00:11:34,338 --> 00:11:36,506 We're trying! It's stuck, Bobby! 333 00:11:36,539 --> 00:11:38,323 Chuck, the crane is stuck. 334 00:11:38,357 --> 00:11:39,507 Bob, just a second. 335 00:11:39,540 --> 00:11:42,142 And the Pestos win a brand-new minivan! 336 00:11:42,192 --> 00:11:43,526 Oh! 337 00:11:43,559 --> 00:11:45,193 - Oh! Oh! - Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! 338 00:11:45,226 --> 00:11:46,860 - Pull! - Kids, stop. 339 00:11:46,894 --> 00:11:48,461 Don't do that. Stop! 340 00:11:48,494 --> 00:11:49,795 No, no, no! 341 00:11:51,329 --> 00:11:52,863 - Oh, boy. - Oh, Dad. 342 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:57,899 Oh, that's too bad. 343 00:11:57,932 --> 00:12:01,401 Let's give the Belchers a big Family Fracas bye-bye! 344 00:12:01,434 --> 00:12:03,501 Bye-bye, Belchers! 345 00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:05,452 Bye! What? I'm saying good-bye. 346 00:12:08,887 --> 00:12:11,188 I know what you're all thinking... not only did we lose to the Pestos 347 00:12:11,222 --> 00:12:12,789 but I also humiliated myself. 348 00:12:12,822 --> 00:12:14,289 Correct. I was thinking that. 349 00:12:14,323 --> 00:12:15,923 Well, you're right. I blew it. 350 00:12:15,957 --> 00:12:18,091 At least we have all this stupid foam. 351 00:12:18,124 --> 00:12:20,860 Aw, Bobby. I'm gonna get rid of this Fracas foam. 352 00:12:20,893 --> 00:12:23,127 I'm gonna flush it down the toilet. Bye. 353 00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:24,228 No! You can't! 354 00:12:24,261 --> 00:12:25,228 It's true. It says right there 355 00:12:25,261 --> 00:12:26,528 - you can't. - Oh. 356 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:27,929 Hey, Dad, want a little good news? 357 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,263 You're about to go viral. 358 00:12:29,296 --> 00:12:30,463 Stop! 359 00:12:30,498 --> 00:12:31,764 Oh, that's too bad. 360 00:12:31,798 --> 00:12:34,399 His pants come off every time. 361 00:12:34,432 --> 00:12:37,234 Thanks a lot, guys. Thanks for helping me get past this. 362 00:12:37,267 --> 00:12:38,634 No problem. 363 00:12:38,667 --> 00:12:41,135 How did Jimmy find that ball in two seconds? 364 00:12:41,169 --> 00:12:42,119 It's almost impossible. 365 00:12:42,169 --> 00:12:43,753 Bob, stop obsessing. 366 00:12:43,786 --> 00:12:45,754 It's over. 367 00:12:45,787 --> 00:12:48,422 This is the fifth time he's circled the block. 368 00:12:48,455 --> 00:12:51,357 Jimmy, I get it. You won the minivan. 369 00:12:51,390 --> 00:12:53,191 Face it, Bob. You were destined to lose. 370 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:54,958 I knew it, Chuck sure knew it. 371 00:12:54,991 --> 00:12:57,226 Wh... what do you mean, "Chuck sure knew it"? What does that mean? 372 00:12:57,259 --> 00:12:59,060 What? Nothing. I... I have a disease 373 00:12:59,093 --> 00:13:01,845 where I say things, you know, and it makes me drive away... 374 00:13:03,346 --> 00:13:05,297 Hmm. 375 00:13:07,348 --> 00:13:09,349 We have a w... 376 00:13:10,782 --> 00:13:12,750 We have a w... 377 00:13:12,783 --> 00:13:15,735 Dad, if you watch the video in reverse your pants go back on. 378 00:13:15,768 --> 00:13:17,569 Thanks, Louise. I'm just watching Jimmy. 379 00:13:17,602 --> 00:13:19,636 It's like he knew exactly where to find the yellow ball. 380 00:13:19,670 --> 00:13:21,771 And I have a hunch Chuck told him where to look. 381 00:13:21,804 --> 00:13:22,971 Watch. 382 00:13:25,005 --> 00:13:26,439 - We... - Did you see that? 383 00:13:26,472 --> 00:13:28,774 Yeah. Wait, what was I supposed to see? 384 00:13:28,807 --> 00:13:30,808 He barely fished for it. He cheated. 385 00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,143 We were wronged. Look, there are a lot of things 386 00:13:33,193 --> 00:13:35,160 - this family's terrible at. - That's true. 387 00:13:35,194 --> 00:13:37,412 We were really good at Family Fracas. 388 00:13:37,444 --> 00:13:39,545 And if we're gonna lose, I want to lose fair and square. 389 00:13:39,579 --> 00:13:41,713 Not because that jerk Pesto cheated. 390 00:13:41,746 --> 00:13:44,281 - Hey, Dad, can we put a pin in this? We're running late. - For what? 391 00:13:44,315 --> 00:13:46,783 For the Pesto's minivan. Jimmy Jr.'s having a screening 392 00:13:46,815 --> 00:13:48,416 of Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights. 393 00:13:48,449 --> 00:13:50,417 What? No! Didn't you hear what I just said? 394 00:13:50,450 --> 00:13:52,084 That's the van of a cheater! 395 00:13:52,117 --> 00:13:54,552 What are we supposed to do, Dad? Watch the TV here? 396 00:13:54,586 --> 00:13:57,120 That thing makes me sick! You know what I'm gonna do? 397 00:13:57,154 --> 00:13:58,721 I'm gonna drive down to the studio... 398 00:13:58,754 --> 00:14:00,388 The car's broken, Dad! 399 00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,723 Damn it! I'm gonna walk to the studio 400 00:14:02,756 --> 00:14:05,124 and talk to those people face-to-face! 401 00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:07,391 You, you, not you 402 00:14:07,425 --> 00:14:09,960 - and you. - Tina, what are you doing here? 403 00:14:09,993 --> 00:14:12,795 - We're here for the screening. - Yeah, let us in. Let's do this. Come on. 404 00:14:12,827 --> 00:14:14,828 I don't know, Tina. You said some pretty mean things 405 00:14:14,861 --> 00:14:17,263 on Family Fracas yesterday. We'll take that popcorn though. 406 00:14:17,296 --> 00:14:19,331 - Thank you. - Jimmy Jr., wait! 407 00:14:19,381 --> 00:14:20,614 What you saw before was my game face. 408 00:14:20,631 --> 00:14:22,732 This is my normal face. 409 00:14:22,765 --> 00:14:25,918 Let us in! Oh, you're getting a banana in your tailpipe. 410 00:14:25,950 --> 00:14:28,919 - Oh... - And I am not talking about the van. 411 00:14:28,952 --> 00:14:30,569 Oh! 412 00:14:30,603 --> 00:14:32,103 I think Jimmy Pesto cheated 413 00:14:32,136 --> 00:14:34,638 - at the Human Claw game. - Hmm. You do? 414 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:37,005 Yes, and I... I think Chuck might've helped him. 415 00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:42,843 Hmm... 416 00:14:42,874 --> 00:14:45,843 Um, what's happening right now? 417 00:14:45,875 --> 00:14:49,078 Here's the thing, Bob. I believe you believe you were wronged. 418 00:14:49,111 --> 00:14:50,662 - Thank you? - This is big. 419 00:14:50,695 --> 00:14:52,796 Yes. And I could make it a lot bigger. 420 00:14:52,829 --> 00:14:54,297 Yes! Wait, what do you mean? 421 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:57,966 I'm talking about Bob versus Chuck on Pam's Court. 422 00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,966 Um, no. I don't want to do that. 423 00:14:59,999 --> 00:15:02,834 How 'bout I just go to a real court with real lawyers? 424 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:05,035 That costs serious dough. You don't have it. 425 00:15:05,068 --> 00:15:06,835 What makes you say that? 426 00:15:06,869 --> 00:15:08,336 Those stains, your smells, 427 00:15:08,369 --> 00:15:09,636 you walked here, your children, 428 00:15:09,670 --> 00:15:11,103 you're not wearing any jewelry. 429 00:15:11,138 --> 00:15:12,972 Aw, crap. All right, Pam's Court. 430 00:15:13,005 --> 00:15:14,205 - Let's do it. - All right! 431 00:15:14,239 --> 00:15:15,205 Congratulations, Bob. 432 00:15:15,239 --> 00:15:16,639 The Belchers are back on TV! 433 00:15:16,674 --> 00:15:18,041 You know what that rhymes with? 434 00:15:18,074 --> 00:15:19,875 - Uh... - Long Island Iced Tea. 435 00:15:19,908 --> 00:15:21,309 I'm gonna have one. 436 00:15:21,342 --> 00:15:23,126 Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 437 00:15:23,159 --> 00:15:26,512 You have a bar in your desk? 438 00:15:26,544 --> 00:15:28,929 You don't have a bar in your desk? 439 00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:33,765 I'm gonna leave you alone. 440 00:15:33,797 --> 00:15:35,798 Thank you. 441 00:15:40,974 --> 00:15:43,459 - Order. - This is the courtroom of Judge Pam. 442 00:15:43,491 --> 00:15:46,677 - I'll allow it. - And Judge Pam has the final word. 443 00:15:46,709 --> 00:15:48,493 Guilty. Not guilty. 444 00:15:48,510 --> 00:15:49,560 We'll see you in court. 445 00:15:49,595 --> 00:15:51,145 Judge Pam's court. 446 00:15:51,179 --> 00:15:53,547 I sentence you to stay tuned. 447 00:15:53,597 --> 00:15:55,781 In a very special episode of Pam's Court, 448 00:15:55,815 --> 00:15:58,299 burger man Bob Belcher is suing Jimmy Pesto 449 00:15:58,331 --> 00:16:00,950 and Pam's ex-husband and new host of Family Fracas, 450 00:16:00,983 --> 00:16:03,118 Chuck Charles. 451 00:16:03,151 --> 00:16:06,120 This is the case of the Great Balls of Ire. 452 00:16:06,152 --> 00:16:08,620 All rise. Pam's Court is now in session. 453 00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:12,039 You may be seated. So, someone else besides me 454 00:16:12,072 --> 00:16:14,707 is accusing Chuck of cheating. 455 00:16:14,739 --> 00:16:16,039 Mr. Belcher, you claim 456 00:16:16,074 --> 00:16:17,407 that Chuck helped Jimmy Pesto 457 00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:19,242 cheat at Family Fracas. 458 00:16:19,275 --> 00:16:21,243 Uh, yes, Your Honor. At the Human Claw game, 459 00:16:21,276 --> 00:16:23,244 which I happen to be pretty good at. 460 00:16:23,277 --> 00:16:25,145 Do you have any evidence to support your claim? 461 00:16:25,178 --> 00:16:27,980 Uh, yes, I do, Your Honor. Jimmy said Chuck, quote, 462 00:16:28,012 --> 00:16:29,880 "sure knew I was gonna lose." 463 00:16:29,913 --> 00:16:33,015 Now, I ask the court, how was Chuck so sure? 464 00:16:33,047 --> 00:16:35,082 Mr. Pesto, did you say this? 465 00:16:35,115 --> 00:16:36,349 Yeah. I said it. 466 00:16:36,383 --> 00:16:37,850 So he admits it! 467 00:16:37,884 --> 00:16:39,084 Yeah, I admit that you lost. 468 00:16:39,117 --> 00:16:40,568 And no one was surprised. 469 00:16:40,601 --> 00:16:42,535 Your Honor, the prosecution clearly has no case. 470 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,970 I hate to agree with the defense, 471 00:16:45,003 --> 00:16:47,004 and also, I hate the defense 472 00:16:47,038 --> 00:16:49,005 and his smug face, 473 00:16:49,039 --> 00:16:50,873 and his misshapen penis. 474 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,674 Ho-ho-ho-ho! Well, it pleased the court. 475 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,241 The court was faking it. 476 00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,675 I don't think so. 477 00:16:55,708 --> 00:16:56,842 - You shut up. - No, you shut up. 478 00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,008 - Shut your mouth. - Shut your mouth. 479 00:16:58,043 --> 00:16:58,876 I will jump over there, 480 00:16:58,909 --> 00:17:00,410 - and shut it for you. - Edit that out. 481 00:17:00,444 --> 00:17:02,428 Do you have any other evidence, Mr. Belcher? 482 00:17:02,461 --> 00:17:05,029 You bet he does! You got something, right? 483 00:17:05,062 --> 00:17:06,663 - Come on, give it to 'em. - Actually, I... I don't. 484 00:17:06,696 --> 00:17:08,030 I... I... thought, uh... 485 00:17:08,063 --> 00:17:09,264 that when I said that one thing 486 00:17:09,298 --> 00:17:10,532 he would just confess. 487 00:17:10,565 --> 00:17:12,166 Bobby, that's all you got? 488 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:13,432 Quick! Let's call a surprise witness! 489 00:17:13,466 --> 00:17:14,683 Who? 490 00:17:14,717 --> 00:17:16,935 I call Henry Kissinger to the stand! 491 00:17:16,968 --> 00:17:19,270 Order! I think I have my ruling. 492 00:17:19,302 --> 00:17:22,070 Will Bob's beef be settled? 493 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:24,438 Lettuce find out after the break. 494 00:17:26,405 --> 00:17:28,106 Bob, we're gonna lose this case. 495 00:17:28,140 --> 00:17:30,041 Jimmy cheated, Lin. I know it. 496 00:17:30,074 --> 00:17:31,425 Hey, we're on TV. 497 00:17:31,458 --> 00:17:33,559 We know, Tina. We're on Pam's Court. 498 00:17:33,593 --> 00:17:35,594 Pretty neat, huh? It's a TV show. 499 00:17:35,626 --> 00:17:37,293 No, we're on that TV. Hi. 500 00:17:44,064 --> 00:17:46,398 Wait a sec. That's it! What? 501 00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:48,733 And we're back in three, two... 502 00:17:48,765 --> 00:17:51,934 I went to my chambers and reviewed this case. 503 00:17:51,968 --> 00:17:53,268 Objection! You did not! 504 00:17:53,301 --> 00:17:54,585 You were here. 505 00:17:54,618 --> 00:17:56,419 You were putting on makeup the whole time. 506 00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:58,053 You don't even need makeup, on. 507 00:17:58,086 --> 00:17:59,520 - Oh, thank you. - You're beautiful. 508 00:17:59,555 --> 00:18:01,255 - And that robe... - You're wonderful. 509 00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,923 I'd love to see you without makeup though to be honest. 510 00:18:02,956 --> 00:18:04,557 Moving on! 511 00:18:04,590 --> 00:18:06,391 In the case of Great Balls of Ire, I rule that... 512 00:18:06,424 --> 00:18:07,691 Wait, Your Honor! 513 00:18:07,724 --> 00:18:10,126 I... I have new evidence. I can prove my case. 514 00:18:10,159 --> 00:18:12,727 - Go on. - These cameras, they're always rolling. Right? 515 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,727 - Correct. - A... and the same with the cameras 516 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,295 - on Family Fracas, right? - Uh-oh. 517 00:18:16,328 --> 00:18:17,795 One of those cameras 518 00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:19,730 may have caught Chuck helping Jimmy cheat. 519 00:18:19,764 --> 00:18:21,097 The Foam Cam! 520 00:18:21,098 --> 00:18:22,631 Dad, the Foam Cam is on the ceiling! 521 00:18:22,665 --> 00:18:24,699 I never forget a camera that feeds me. 522 00:18:24,732 --> 00:18:26,633 Objection! Objection! 523 00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:28,701 Hearsay! Inadmissible... hears-say... 524 00:18:28,734 --> 00:18:29,935 Overruled! 525 00:18:29,968 --> 00:18:31,568 Bring me the Foam Cam tape. 526 00:18:31,585 --> 00:18:32,886 Does this mean we're gonna win? 527 00:18:32,919 --> 00:18:34,586 - I sure hope so, Tina. - Good. 528 00:18:36,421 --> 00:18:38,389 Your ass is grass. And I'm gonna mow it. 529 00:18:38,422 --> 00:18:39,973 Leave me alone! 530 00:18:40,006 --> 00:18:41,807 Hey, so we... 531 00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,107 can't show that tape. 532 00:18:43,141 --> 00:18:45,108 Oh, you did help Jimmy cheat. 533 00:18:45,142 --> 00:18:47,076 Yes. Yes! And I had to get rid of the Belchers. 534 00:18:47,109 --> 00:18:48,410 You gave me no choice. 535 00:18:48,443 --> 00:18:49,710 I put the ball in Jimmy's mouth. 536 00:18:49,743 --> 00:18:51,294 You put it in your mouth 537 00:18:51,345 --> 00:18:53,196 - and then you kissed it into his mouth. - What? No. 538 00:18:53,229 --> 00:18:54,563 I put it into his mouth with my hand. 539 00:18:54,596 --> 00:18:55,980 Huh. That's one way to do it. 540 00:18:56,013 --> 00:18:57,080 I'll take that. 541 00:18:57,097 --> 00:18:59,215 Ha! There's the evidence, idiot. 542 00:18:59,248 --> 00:19:00,531 Ha, you're the idiot. 543 00:19:00,566 --> 00:19:01,966 What do we do? 544 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,533 I'm not gonna let the host of one of my shows 545 00:19:03,567 --> 00:19:05,384 lose a trial on another one of my shows. 546 00:19:05,417 --> 00:19:07,418 - Hey! What are you doing? - Whoops. 547 00:19:07,435 --> 00:19:08,702 Ah, Judge Pam, did you see that? 548 00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:09,719 Huh? See what? 549 00:19:09,753 --> 00:19:10,987 I saw it! 550 00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,254 The evidence must be on that tape. 551 00:19:12,287 --> 00:19:13,754 - Which means Dad was right. - Yes! 552 00:19:13,788 --> 00:19:17,073 What is going on with my lighter right now? 553 00:19:17,107 --> 00:19:18,540 It's burning this tape. 554 00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:20,592 What the hell? He's burning the tape! 555 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,259 Pam? You know what to do. 556 00:19:22,292 --> 00:19:24,093 Right. 557 00:19:24,126 --> 00:19:25,560 Without any actual evidence, 558 00:19:25,594 --> 00:19:28,229 I have to rule in favor of the defense. 559 00:19:28,262 --> 00:19:30,647 - Yes! - Oh, yeah! Justice! 560 00:19:31,947 --> 00:19:33,164 What's going on? 561 00:19:33,197 --> 00:19:34,431 Why are we getting foamed? 562 00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,432 This is a court show. 563 00:19:36,465 --> 00:19:38,733 - The losers get foamed on Pam's Court. - That's insane. 564 00:19:38,766 --> 00:19:40,717 They have foam on all their shows on this channel. 565 00:19:40,751 --> 00:19:42,285 Oh, no friggin' way! 566 00:19:42,318 --> 00:19:43,818 I want my minivan! 567 00:19:43,852 --> 00:19:45,286 All right, you're gonna have to sit down. 568 00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:46,552 Down you go. 569 00:19:46,587 --> 00:19:48,087 I will kick you in the jaw. 570 00:19:48,121 --> 00:19:49,655 - I will... - Just put my hand on your throat, 571 00:19:49,705 --> 00:19:50,938 and down you go. 572 00:19:50,972 --> 00:19:52,572 What're we gonna do now? 573 00:19:52,606 --> 00:19:54,139 Nothing. We lost. 574 00:19:54,174 --> 00:19:55,891 - But Jimmy and Chuck cheated. - Doesn't matter. 575 00:19:55,925 --> 00:19:57,292 We were never gonna win this case. 576 00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:58,659 This whole thing was fixed. 577 00:19:58,692 --> 00:20:00,126 Let's just go home and... 578 00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,411 and never watch any shows on Channel 13 again! 579 00:20:03,445 --> 00:20:05,479 - Oh come on, you don't mean that. - Yes I do! 580 00:20:05,511 --> 00:20:07,162 I might watch a little bit of Pam's Court. 581 00:20:07,195 --> 00:20:08,562 Just a little bit. 582 00:20:08,597 --> 00:20:10,248 When are we getting the car back, Dad? 583 00:20:10,281 --> 00:20:11,481 I don't know. 584 00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:12,731 The mechanic called yesterday 585 00:20:12,765 --> 00:20:14,132 but I never called him back. 586 00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:15,783 I thought we were gonna win the minivan. 587 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,834 - That van is dead to me! - Look, there it is. 588 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,618 Oh, I love it so much. 589 00:20:19,635 --> 00:20:22,320 Oh, problem with the van, Jimmy? 590 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:23,970 What? It's nothing. Damn it! 591 00:20:24,003 --> 00:20:26,321 You don't know how to change a tire. Ha! 592 00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:28,823 You don't know how to change a tire. 593 00:20:28,856 --> 00:20:31,124 Hey. Who am I? "I can't change a tire 594 00:20:31,157 --> 00:20:32,624 and my whole family is watching me 595 00:20:32,641 --> 00:20:34,993 not be able to do something simple." 596 00:20:35,025 --> 00:20:36,626 You are mean. 597 00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:38,160 - Yeah, Bob. - Geez, Dad. 598 00:20:38,194 --> 00:20:39,995 What? He's the one who said it to us 599 00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:41,445 when our car wouldn't start. 600 00:20:41,478 --> 00:20:43,462 - Yeah, but he was funny. - He was funnier? 601 00:20:43,479 --> 00:20:44,796 - Mm-hmm. Yeah. - No. 602 00:20:44,813 --> 00:20:46,013 - Yeah. - No. Mm-hmm. 603 00:20:46,063 --> 00:20:47,597 No, he wasn't. He kind of was. 604 00:20:47,632 --> 00:20:50,083 Are you... zll right, let me help. Move over. 605 00:20:50,115 --> 00:20:52,300 - "Let me help. Move over." - He just did it again! 606 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:53,466 - "He just did it again." - He's doing it right now! 607 00:20:53,483 --> 00:20:54,700 "He's doing it right now." 608 00:20:54,735 --> 00:20:56,302 Oh, yeah, it's funny. 609 00:20:58,236 --> 00:21:00,638 Order. 610 00:21:00,770 --> 00:21:04,406 I'll allow it. 611 00:21:04,438 --> 00:21:05,939 Guilty. 612 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,574 Not guilty. 613 00:21:09,174 --> 00:21:12,410 I think I have my ruling. 614 00:21:12,442 --> 00:21:14,944 Moving on. 615 00:21:16,444 --> 00:21:18,779 Right. 616 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:31,780 - synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 617 00:21:31,830 --> 00:21:36,380 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 44397

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