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Tina, quick, Rorschach test, go.
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Um, Greg Kinnear from
As Good as It Gets?
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Yes, wow.
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Shh, shh, I'm on the
phone with the bank.
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Okay, so bounce the check
to the power company,
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bounce the check to the relish guy,
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but make sure the beef
supplier goes through.
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Without beef, the whole
system falls apart.
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(laughing): Yeah, at least my
bedroom beef supply is free.
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Yeah.
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Sheesh.
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Thanks, Marci.
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You're a lifesaver.
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I'll talk to you later, honey.
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God, I can't believe we're
doing controlled bounces,
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and I can't believe you
talk that way to the bank.
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Oh, what, with Marci?
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It's okay. We don't have any secrets.
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You know, her husband had to
get recircumcised last year.
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The first one grew back.
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They don't grow back. Somehow it did.
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They had to have an adult
"brisk"; it was freaky.
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It's not a brisk; it's a bris.
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All this brisket talk
is making me hungry.
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And why do you do the books
this way? Your system is crazy.
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It's the only way to keep our
heads above water, my love.
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Well, then, we've got to find
a way to cut down on expenses.
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What can we live without?
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Uh, probably Gene and
Tina. That's a good start.
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Huh, well, it makes the things
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I was gonna cut irrelevant.
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Good.
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You know what? I could
get a part-time job.
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Huh, what?
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No, Lin, it hasn't come to that yet.
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Yeah, you're right.
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Hey, maybe I'll start shopping
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at that Fresh Feed place up the street.
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I hear it's really cheap.
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Oh, yeah, that's good.
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They have those peanut
butter mini donuts.
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I prefer the yogurt-covered
peanut butter mini donuts,
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but, hey, I have a refined palette.
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Refined? You lick your own armpits.
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They're naturally spicy.
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"People go nuts for our nuts."
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(laughs) What a hoot. I love it.
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"In a hurry for some curry?"
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Hmm, kind of.
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Mmm... mmm... mmm.
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Hey, buddy, one sample per customer.
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A serving size is four mini egg rolls.
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Therefore, four pieces
equals one sample.
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Good day, sir.
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(growls)
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I think there's someone behind the milk.
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Maybe it's a dairy fairy.
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Or a stalker watching our every move
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with their creepy frozen eyes.
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Hi.
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Look at these crazy low prices.
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Excuse me, Greg.
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Uh, hi, Greg.
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Yeah, can you tell me where the wine is?
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Ah, the grown-up grape juice.
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Come with me to our vineyard.
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Ooh, wine in a squeeze bottle.
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Fun. (disco music playing)
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Oh. Huh?
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It's time for a disco minute.
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How long's it last?
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A minute.
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It must be great working here.
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Yup, we have fun.
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It's kind of our thing.
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I love it when a place has a thing.
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And the hours are flexible,
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which is fantastic for someone like me.
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You never know when the perfect breeze
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is going to blow. Huh?
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I'm a semipro kite pilot.
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A what? I don't understand.
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What part do you not understand?
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The words-- I don't
understand them.
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I'm a kite pilot.
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Kite pilot.
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Mm-hmm, my babies.
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Okay.
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Wow, that's great.
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So there's flexible hours here, huh?
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Hey, did this just
become a job interview?
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You interested?
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Me? What? No.
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No, I don't know,
I couldn't-- no...
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Guess who got a job at Fresh Feed.
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Check it out.
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That's what Mom will be
doing at the checkout.
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Yeah, paper or plastic, Mom?
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Am I right? All right.
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What, you got a job?
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But it hasn't come
to that yet, remember?
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I think what Mom's trying to say is:
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"Take this job and shove it, Bob!"
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Yeah, I'm bringing home
the bacon now. (laughs)
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Oh, I forgot to get bacon.
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We have to go back! (panting)
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Lin, you really, uh, leapt
out of bed this morning.
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I couldn't wait!
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Oh, I'm so freaking excited
about my first day on the job!
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Yeah, I heard you the first time,
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when you were singing in the shower.
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? I'm so freaking excited
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? About my first day on the job. ?
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Yeah! Ow, ow! Soap in my eye!
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You finally got out,
Mom. Don't look back.
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It's only part-time.
Don't be so dramatic.
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It's just something I'm
doing to save the family.
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No big deal.
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Hey, Greg! Hey, Linda.
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Show me around. Give me the tour.
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Okay. A little pushy there.
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Ooh, is that a water cooler?
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Oh, God, I'm gonna be gossiping around
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a real water cooler like on TV!
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I love it. Aw...
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This is the bread aisle. There's Mitch.
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He's in a Steve Miller Band cover band.
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Hey, does anyone call
you the Space Cowboy?
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Yeah, but right now I'm
the Gangster of Loaves.
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Ooh...
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Good one, Mitch! They
get funnier every time.
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It's a little buggy in produce.
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Yeah, turns out flies like fruit.
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Thanks for pointing that out, though.
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MORT: How you gonna get
by without Linda, Bob?
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She's only working
part-time. I'll be fine.
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Did Linda show you how
to work the thermostat?
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It's the same as it always is.
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No.
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Linda accounts for outside
temperature, grill temperature,
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the number of customers in here.
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Linda can play that
thermostat like a violin.
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Now that you mention it,
I do feel a little shvitzy.
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Oh, me, too. Shirt's coming off.
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Fine, I'll turn it down.
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That's not how Linda does it, Bobby.
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You overshot it. Now
we're all gonna freeze.
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What are you talking about?
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I moved it, like, two degrees, Teddy.
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Two degrees is everything.
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Two degrees killed the dinosaurs!
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Fine! I'll move it back!
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Too far again.
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(groans) That's got to come off! Aah!
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We're gonna start you
off nice and easy today.
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On the ten-items-
or-less register.
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If they have 11, ban 'em or scan 'em.
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Your call.
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Oh, my call! Okay. I'm in charge.
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To a point.
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Excuse me, did someone lose a monkey?
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(both chuckle)
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You're gonna do just fine here.
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Hey, with Linda gone,
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we can get into some
raunchy locker room talk.
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Hey, let's describe our
testicles with a movie title.
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(laughs) BOB: What?
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The Wild Bunch!
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Wait a minute. What are we doing?
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One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.
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(laughs) You have one testicle?
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You knew that. (door opens)
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Hey, Bob. Whoa. It's warm in here.
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Yes, I know, Mike. Thanks.
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Linda got a part-time job.
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Teddy, you're looking good.
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Uh... I don't know.
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You got a lot of bills here.
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It's all bills.
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You guys should pay your bills.
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Mike's smart. Yup.
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Hey, we're doing locker room talk.
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Tell us about your testicles. Good-bye.
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? Linda stocked corn
and she don't care ?
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? Linda stocked corn
and she don't care ?
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? Linda stocked corn
and she don't care... ?
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? 'Cause she's also got
diced tomatoes. ? Whoo!
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Hey nice cans, lady.
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Kids! You came to see
Mommy at her new job?
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Come on. I'll introduce my home family
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to my new work family.
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Hey, Jamie, these are my kids.
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Kids, this is your new brother, Jamie.
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Hey, what's up?
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Go ahead with the tour, Mother.
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I'm going to visit with James.
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That's right, I'm part of
the Fresh Feed family now,
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so don't bother with the toothpicks.
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They just slow me down.
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(gobbling loudly)
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Who wants a balloon?
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Actually, I would like many balloons.
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I'm gonna do something I
should've done years ago.
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I was hoping you could take me
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on a tour of the dairy fridge.
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Oh, yeah. Sure, honey. Yeah. Come on.
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(humming)
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Ooh! Go! Be free!
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You'll float for a few days!
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Maybe a week. Who knows?
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But you'll live. You'll live!
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Wow. It's like I'm backstage
at a Broadway show...
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about people who buy milk.
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Ooh, I'd see that
show-- sort of.
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Hey, Linda, grab a mop, will you?
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Aisle three's got
a spill-a-roosh.
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Will do-a-roosh.
That's fun.
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Okay, I'll be right back, honey.
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No hurry.
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What if I put that hand on that arm?
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And those hips on those legs?
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Come on, Tina, don't
play God. It's dangerous.
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Oh, that hand is so handsome.
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BOY: What? What?
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Is someone back there? Maybe.
How'd you hurt your finger?
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My turtle bit me. Oh, no.
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Ah, I was being a jerk.
He was just being a turtle.
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How old are you?
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I'm, um...
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How old are you? Uh, you first.
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We'll say it at the
same time. One, two...
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BOTH: Twenty-five.
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BOTH: Really?
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No, 13. No, 14.
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Cool!
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So... you like chocolate milk?
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Yes. No.
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But... yes.
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You sound complicated.
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Well, I like it, but
my body doesn't like it.
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So I'm trying to train
my body to like it.
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You're brave.
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No. I'm lactose intolerant.
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(sighs) Labels. (phone buzzes)
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Ah. Mom's texting me. I got to go.
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Wait! What's your name?
Or number? Or measurements?
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He's gone...
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(sniffs) but not forgotten.
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I'm going to use this to find him.
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I'm looking for a boy with a turtle bite
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on his index finger.
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Isn't every woman?
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So, did, uh... did your mom mention
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anything about missing the restaurant?
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No, she seems happy at Fresh Feed.
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But maybe I just think that
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because she kept
saying how happy she is.
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Let her live a little, Dad.
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She's only been off leash one day.
260
00:08:26,518 --> 00:08:28,285
Yeah, give the woman
some breathing room,
261
00:08:28,319 --> 00:08:29,687
needy-saurus rex.
262
00:08:32,623 --> 00:08:34,508
? Look at me
263
00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:38,195
? I'm wrangling these
carts on my own ?
264
00:08:38,229 --> 00:08:40,614
? Look at me
265
00:08:40,648 --> 00:08:44,518
? I'm chopping up
this lettuce alone ?
266
00:08:44,569 --> 00:08:47,020
? I'm at work
267
00:08:47,055 --> 00:08:51,041
? And you can hear me sing
268
00:08:51,076 --> 00:08:56,613
BOTH: ? This is working,
this is working ?
269
00:08:56,648 --> 00:08:58,348
(humming)
270
00:08:58,383 --> 00:09:00,817
? Grind, grind, grind,
grind ? ? Look at me
271
00:09:00,835 --> 00:09:03,337
? I'm sitting in this thing ?
? Grind, grind, grind, grind ?
272
00:09:03,371 --> 00:09:05,489
? Grind, grind, grind,
grind ? ? Is it on?
273
00:09:05,507 --> 00:09:08,225
? La la la la la ? Look at me
274
00:09:08,259 --> 00:09:11,311
? I've barely even noticed that
she's gone ? ? La la la la la
275
00:09:11,346 --> 00:09:14,314
? Mommy is a-working
? Someone threw up
276
00:09:14,349 --> 00:09:18,285
? In the bathroom sink
? You can hear me sing
277
00:09:18,319 --> 00:09:23,774
BOTH: ? This is working,
this is working. ?
278
00:09:25,777 --> 00:09:27,244
Kids, listen. Your mom...
279
00:09:27,278 --> 00:09:28,979
she wants to be here, right?
280
00:09:29,013 --> 00:09:30,647
Oh, yeah. Of course. Yeah, sure.
281
00:09:30,682 --> 00:09:32,149
It's so great here.
282
00:09:32,183 --> 00:09:33,550
Uh, yeah, I think so.
283
00:09:33,585 --> 00:09:36,920
Hello, my family. Oh, God, it's hot.
284
00:09:36,955 --> 00:09:39,356
Guess who aced her
first performance review!
285
00:09:39,390 --> 00:09:41,658
Listen, Lin, uh, I
want to say something.
286
00:09:41,693 --> 00:09:43,093
Are you gonna say
287
00:09:43,128 --> 00:09:45,329
that I got all A's on my report card?
288
00:09:45,363 --> 00:09:46,697
In all Fresh Feed areas?
289
00:09:46,731 --> 00:09:48,582
Report cards at work? Really?
290
00:09:48,616 --> 00:09:51,869
Yeah, I aced my first week.
They want me to go full-time.
291
00:09:51,903 --> 00:09:53,103
Shift manager.
292
00:09:53,138 --> 00:09:54,688
You're not gonna take it, right?
293
00:09:54,722 --> 00:09:57,107
No, it's just nice that
they appreciate me there.
294
00:09:57,142 --> 00:09:58,942
That's all. Oh, come on, Lin.
295
00:09:58,977 --> 00:10:00,244
You're feeling underappreciated here?
296
00:10:00,278 --> 00:10:01,612
A little bit.
297
00:10:01,646 --> 00:10:02,913
What, do you want me
298
00:10:02,947 --> 00:10:04,181
to give you a performance review?
299
00:10:04,215 --> 00:10:05,682
That would be a nice start, Bob.
300
00:10:05,717 --> 00:10:08,018
(laughing): Hold on,
hold on, let me get comfy.
301
00:10:08,052 --> 00:10:09,553
And... evaluate your wife.
302
00:10:09,587 --> 00:10:12,456
Okay. Uh, Linda, you
clean the bathroom well.
303
00:10:12,490 --> 00:10:14,024
Okay. And you know how
304
00:10:14,058 --> 00:10:16,593
to restock a napkin
dispenser. All right.
305
00:10:16,628 --> 00:10:18,896
But you're on the phone
sometimes when you shouldn't be.
306
00:10:18,930 --> 00:10:19,963
Ooh.
307
00:10:19,998 --> 00:10:21,231
And you don't wear a hairnet
308
00:10:21,266 --> 00:10:22,766
and you hair falls out a lot.
309
00:10:22,801 --> 00:10:24,101
What?!
310
00:10:24,135 --> 00:10:25,536
And you're always sneaking pickles!
311
00:10:25,570 --> 00:10:27,604
But you are, um... Come on, Dad.
312
00:10:27,639 --> 00:10:29,072
You've got this, Dad.
313
00:10:29,107 --> 00:10:30,707
You're sometimes friendly to people.
314
00:10:30,742 --> 00:10:32,409
Oh! Mom, huh?! Yeah.
315
00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:34,278
That's nice. Not enjoying this.
316
00:10:34,312 --> 00:10:35,552
Uh, but you're... Anything else?
317
00:10:35,580 --> 00:10:36,780
...your hands are often dirty.
318
00:10:36,815 --> 00:10:38,582
So, you get an eight out of ten.
319
00:10:38,616 --> 00:10:40,417
Well, maybe a 7.5. What?!
320
00:10:40,435 --> 00:10:42,736
No, eight. Definitely
an eight out of ten.
321
00:10:42,770 --> 00:10:44,872
Eight out of ten?! Well,
Fresh Feed loves me!
322
00:10:44,906 --> 00:10:47,207
They gave me a locker. A locker, Bob!
323
00:10:47,242 --> 00:10:49,076
Maybe I should go full-time!
324
00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:51,612
Great. Have fun with your
locker and your report cards
325
00:10:51,646 --> 00:10:53,914
and your Steve Miller Band cover bands.
326
00:10:53,948 --> 00:10:56,149
They have a name! The Abracadabblers.
327
00:10:56,184 --> 00:10:58,765
I will have fun! Because it's fun there!
328
00:10:58,753 --> 00:10:59,753
Then go ahead, Lin.
329
00:10:59,787 --> 00:11:01,639
If you don't want to be
here, then don't be here!
330
00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:04,262
We'll be fine without you! Okay, I will!
331
00:11:04,268 --> 00:11:05,668
I'm a full-time Fresh Feeder!
332
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:08,150
And here's a review for you!
333
00:11:07,295 --> 00:11:09,646
(blowing raspberries)
334
00:11:10,367 --> 00:11:13,485
Uh, Dad's gonna need your
gun and your badge, too, Mom.
335
00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,855
I get her apron because it still
smells like her and I like it
336
00:11:16,890 --> 00:11:18,857
because I'm 11 and I still like Mom.
337
00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:20,226
(blowing raspberries)
338
00:11:23,926 --> 00:11:25,810
Okay, kids, I'll see you tonight.
339
00:11:25,869 --> 00:11:27,202
I'm working a full day today.
340
00:11:27,237 --> 00:11:28,804
Bye, Mom. I'll probably see you later
341
00:11:28,838 --> 00:11:31,106
when I swing by to hang
out in the milk fridge.
342
00:11:31,141 --> 00:11:32,808
Sorry, kids. You can't go to Fresh Feed.
343
00:11:32,842 --> 00:11:34,209
I need you here.
344
00:11:34,244 --> 00:11:35,544
No!
345
00:11:35,578 --> 00:11:36,818
Your father's right, my babies.
346
00:11:36,846 --> 00:11:38,314
You better stay here.
347
00:11:38,348 --> 00:11:39,615
'Cause he's a disaster without me.
348
00:11:39,649 --> 00:11:40,649
No, I'm not.
349
00:11:40,684 --> 00:11:42,484
I'm kidding. You're not.
350
00:11:42,519 --> 00:11:44,720
No...
351
00:11:44,754 --> 00:11:45,988
Yes, you are! BOB: I didn't...
352
00:11:46,022 --> 00:11:47,222
I... (grunts)
353
00:11:48,725 --> 00:11:50,159
All right, Linda,
354
00:11:50,193 --> 00:11:51,927
here are the keys to the kingdom.
355
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:53,662
Oof. Ten pounds of keys.
356
00:11:53,697 --> 00:11:55,264
Ten pounds of fun!
357
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,466
You all set for your
first day as shift manager?
358
00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,868
You bet! I've got my shift together.
359
00:11:59,903 --> 00:12:01,970
Great! If you need me,
I'll be in Bog Harbor
360
00:12:02,005 --> 00:12:03,305
with my fellow kiters.
361
00:12:03,340 --> 00:12:05,974
And I just mighters see you tonighters.
362
00:12:06,009 --> 00:12:07,643
Hey, Greg, go fly a kite.
363
00:12:07,677 --> 00:12:09,912
(laughs) I'm kidding.
That's what he does.
364
00:12:09,946 --> 00:12:11,947
That's his hobby. Uh, I need quarters.
365
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,982
I'll just use my manager
key. 'Cause I'm the manager.
366
00:12:14,017 --> 00:12:15,484
(disco music starts playing over the PA)
367
00:12:15,518 --> 00:12:16,785
Oh, disco minute!
368
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:18,887
(g nting)
369
00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:24,309
Hey, Linda, I'm supposed
to be writing funny signs,
370
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,861
but I'm just not feeling it.
371
00:12:25,895 --> 00:12:27,679
You think I could switch
to the frozen aisle?
372
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,548
Uh, okay. What do you say
373
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,500
we take a look at the shift board, huh?
374
00:12:31,534 --> 00:12:33,469
Shift board, shift
board... where are you?
375
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,804
There you go. Okay, I'll, uh...
376
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,639
you know what, I'll
just take care of it.
377
00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:38,707
MITCH: Ah, thanks, Linda.
378
00:12:38,742 --> 00:12:40,376
You rock. Oh, hey,
379
00:12:40,410 --> 00:12:42,411
nobody ever said I rock at my old job,
380
00:12:42,445 --> 00:12:45,247
and I was sleeping
with the boss. (laughs)
381
00:12:45,281 --> 00:12:47,249
Oh, no, you must be bad at sex.
382
00:12:47,283 --> 00:12:49,017
Same boat. Keep trying.
383
00:12:49,052 --> 00:12:51,053
Hey, Linda, I need to pick up my kids
384
00:12:51,087 --> 00:12:52,454
at school or something.
385
00:12:52,489 --> 00:12:53,922
Can I cut out for the day?
386
00:12:53,957 --> 00:12:56,058
Of course! Family first, right?
387
00:12:56,092 --> 00:12:57,793
Also, I think I'm
gonna be sick tomorrow.
388
00:12:57,827 --> 00:12:59,061
Huh? What?
389
00:12:59,095 --> 00:13:00,996
Nothing. I'll call you tomorrow.
390
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,536
(sighs) How can I find my dream boy
391
00:13:07,570 --> 00:13:09,271
if I can't find him?
392
00:13:09,305 --> 00:13:10,973
Hey, buck up, little fella.
393
00:13:11,007 --> 00:13:12,641
This guy is findable.
394
00:13:12,675 --> 00:13:15,310
Let's post this "missed
connections" flyer around town.
395
00:13:15,345 --> 00:13:17,212
"Me: a freak in the fridge.
396
00:13:17,247 --> 00:13:19,047
"You: a freak with a freaked-up finger.
397
00:13:19,082 --> 00:13:20,916
"If you want to see where this can go,
398
00:13:20,950 --> 00:13:24,086
"come to Bob's Burgers Wednesday
between 3:00 and 5:00 p.m.
399
00:13:24,120 --> 00:13:25,387
Freak to be you and me?"
400
00:13:25,422 --> 00:13:26,655
It's perfect.
401
00:13:26,689 --> 00:13:28,457
Okay, let's hang these up.
402
00:13:28,491 --> 00:13:30,492
You sure you don't want
to add "dead or alive"?
403
00:13:30,527 --> 00:13:31,967
Ooh, good point. Just so we're clear,
404
00:13:31,995 --> 00:13:33,829
you want the whole boy or just his hand?
405
00:13:33,863 --> 00:13:35,063
TINA: Whatever I can get.
406
00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:36,965
(groans) Jamie!
407
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:38,267
Oh, thank God you're here.
408
00:13:38,301 --> 00:13:39,435
Listen, grab these shopping carts.
409
00:13:39,469 --> 00:13:40,903
I need to jump on a register.
410
00:13:40,937 --> 00:13:42,905
Is it cool if I grab a nap instead?
411
00:13:42,939 --> 00:13:44,973
I just ate a meat loaf and drank a beer,
412
00:13:45,008 --> 00:13:46,241
and I am wiped out.
413
00:13:46,276 --> 00:13:47,309
Grab a nap? No!
414
00:13:47,343 --> 00:13:48,677
MITCH: Manager Linda?
415
00:13:48,711 --> 00:13:50,512
We got a shipment in the delivery bay.
416
00:13:50,547 --> 00:13:52,514
You need to sign. Whoo, whoo!
417
00:13:52,549 --> 00:13:54,149
Okay, I'm coming, coming. No nap!
418
00:13:54,184 --> 00:13:55,451
Just a little one. No nap!
419
00:13:55,485 --> 00:13:57,119
Just a little rest for the eyes.
420
00:13:57,153 --> 00:13:58,587
See you in 20. No nap!
421
00:13:58,621 --> 00:14:00,689
TINA: I'll find you.
422
00:14:00,723 --> 00:14:03,692
Until then, avoid infection.
423
00:14:03,726 --> 00:14:05,394
?
424
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:26,548
Hey, Linda, cover for me?
425
00:14:26,583 --> 00:14:28,617
I got to fly like an eagle out of here
426
00:14:28,651 --> 00:14:30,411
for a Steve Miller Band
cover band rehearsal.
427
00:14:30,420 --> 00:14:32,154
Time keeps on slippin',
slippin', slippin'.
428
00:14:32,188 --> 00:14:34,790
Well, I'm sorry, sorry,
sorry, but I can't
429
00:14:34,824 --> 00:14:36,558
because I'm covering
for someone... (gags)
430
00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:37,626
Thanks!
431
00:14:37,660 --> 00:14:38,660
(glass breaking)
432
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,849
Did I give everyone the day off?
433
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,617
Oh, God, I got to call Greg.
434
00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,452
Yeah!
435
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,505
(phone buzzes)
436
00:14:51,708 --> 00:14:53,141
(phone rings) Bob's Burgers.
437
00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:54,743
This is Tina. Are you him?
438
00:14:54,777 --> 00:14:55,994
Tina, sweetie!
439
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,630
Uh, you want to come
hang out with Mommy?
440
00:14:57,664 --> 00:14:59,031
There's yummy samples.
441
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:00,732
You're allowing us back at Fresh Feed?
442
00:15:00,767 --> 00:15:02,668
Can I go in the milk
fridge? Yeah. Yeah, sure.
443
00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:04,303
Yeah, the milk fridge.
You can restock and...
444
00:15:04,337 --> 00:15:05,704
You're all out of shopping carts.
445
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,389
Well, then just buy
what you can hold, honey!
446
00:15:07,423 --> 00:15:08,974
Oh, and, uh... bring
your brother and sister.
447
00:15:09,008 --> 00:15:10,509
I love them.
448
00:15:10,543 --> 00:15:13,478
? This is working,
this is working... ?
449
00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:14,763
GENE: Hey, Mom.
450
00:15:14,797 --> 00:15:16,231
Where's this new batch of samples?
451
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:18,433
Are they savory or are they crave-ory?
452
00:15:18,468 --> 00:15:19,701
Oh, forget about the samples.
453
00:15:19,736 --> 00:15:22,521
You get to help Mommy bag, okay?
454
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,990
Ah, man. You tricked us.
455
00:15:25,024 --> 00:15:27,392
If we wanted to work, we
would have just stayed home.
456
00:15:27,427 --> 00:15:28,760
Yeah, if we lived here,
457
00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,028
we'd be at work by now.
458
00:15:30,063 --> 00:15:31,263
I'll help in the dairy fridge.
459
00:15:31,297 --> 00:15:32,764
Louise, uh...
460
00:15:32,799 --> 00:15:34,666
grab that pricing gun
and-and price those tuna cans.
461
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:36,034
$1.29. Okay, come on, here we go.
462
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:38,770
All I heard was "grab that pricing gun."
463
00:15:38,805 --> 00:15:40,872
Hey, Dmitri. My check bounced?
464
00:15:40,907 --> 00:15:42,741
Uh, you know, we're a
little strapped this week.
465
00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,043
Is it okay if we get
it to you next week?
466
00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:46,445
Little strapped?
467
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,413
Bob, you said you were,
like, double overdrawn.
468
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,781
Little strapped!
469
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,184
Teddy, shush! Shh, yeah, right.
470
00:15:52,218 --> 00:15:53,585
(dial tone) Oh, he hung up.
471
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,053
Guess that means no meat, huh?
472
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:57,289
Big day for fries. Right?
473
00:15:57,323 --> 00:15:59,625
(sighs) Linda has this crazy
system for our finances.
474
00:15:59,659 --> 00:16:00,926
I forgot to make the deposit,
475
00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,762
and we got checks out
all over the place.
476
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,530
Including the power company.
477
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,199
Doesn't matter. You don't have any food.
478
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,034
You know, this kind of
makes me want to loot you.
479
00:16:09,068 --> 00:16:10,302
What? Never mind.
480
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,637
This isn't working.
481
00:16:11,671 --> 00:16:13,472
I'm gonna go get Linda. I'm closing.
482
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,574
You got to go, Teddy. What? Why?
483
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,042
It's dark. There's no food.
484
00:16:17,076 --> 00:16:18,277
There's nothing here for you.
485
00:16:18,311 --> 00:16:19,978
That's okay. Go on! Scat!
486
00:16:20,013 --> 00:16:21,880
Bob-a-do, bob-a-do,
bob-a-do, bop bop bop...
487
00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:23,949
No, not...I mean... Scatty
batty batty boop bop...
488
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,384
I meant "go," not "scat."
489
00:16:25,418 --> 00:16:26,652
Go! Go! No!
490
00:16:26,686 --> 00:16:27,331
Where am I supposed to go?
491
00:16:27,451 --> 00:16:28,459
Shoo! (groans)
492
00:16:28,579 --> 00:16:29,509
Get out, Teddy! (growls)
493
00:16:29,629 --> 00:16:30,965
Aah! Aah! (growls)
494
00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:32,986
Get out! So I should go?
495
00:16:37,214 --> 00:16:38,015
LINDA: H-How are you?
496
00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,273
Nice day? Find everything all right?
497
00:16:39,308 --> 00:16:40,675
Good, good. Okay.
498
00:16:40,709 --> 00:16:42,110
Fresh Feed? More like Long Wait.
499
00:16:42,144 --> 00:16:43,945
Get it? Okay, here's your receipt.
500
00:16:43,979 --> 00:16:45,446
Next in line! Next!
501
00:16:45,481 --> 00:16:47,615
Hey, careful with the eggs, huh?
502
00:16:47,649 --> 00:16:48,816
This is careful.
503
00:16:48,851 --> 00:16:50,251
Want to see loosey-goosey?
504
00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,620
Um, a pyramid of
grapefruits fell on a lady.
505
00:16:52,654 --> 00:16:54,422
I think she's trapped. What?
506
00:16:54,456 --> 00:16:57,391
Uh, Gene, you've just
been promoted to register!
507
00:16:57,426 --> 00:16:59,327
Uh... My first promotion!
508
00:16:59,361 --> 00:17:00,795
Watch out, glass ceiling!
509
00:17:00,829 --> 00:17:02,130
What are we looking at here?
510
00:17:02,164 --> 00:17:03,998
Mmm... bananas. What is that, chicken?
511
00:17:04,032 --> 00:17:05,500
Let's just say 30 bucks.
512
00:17:05,534 --> 00:17:07,301
30 bucks? Okay, five bucks.
513
00:17:07,336 --> 00:17:08,970
Sorry. Guh.
514
00:17:09,004 --> 00:17:10,238
Next!
515
00:17:10,272 --> 00:17:12,507
Ooh, someone likes pasta.
516
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:13,975
(humming)
517
00:17:14,009 --> 00:17:15,893
Dollar whiskey, dollar scotch,
518
00:17:15,928 --> 00:17:18,012
dollar bourbon, dollar crotch.
519
00:17:18,046 --> 00:17:19,313
Hey!
520
00:17:19,348 --> 00:17:21,816
Great prices! Wish I still drank!
521
00:17:21,850 --> 00:17:24,252
(loud chatter)
522
00:17:24,286 --> 00:17:26,020
What the hell is going on here?
523
00:17:26,054 --> 00:17:27,622
Gene, where's your mother?
524
00:17:27,656 --> 00:17:29,390
She's... around here somewhere.
525
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:30,691
Might want to check poultry.
526
00:17:30,726 --> 00:17:32,527
(people shouting, grunting)
527
00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,947
Does this thing work?
528
00:17:35,981 --> 00:17:37,815
I don't know. It's my first day here.
529
00:17:39,084 --> 00:17:40,551
Linda? It's Bob.
530
00:17:40,586 --> 00:17:41,552
Wh-What?
531
00:17:41,587 --> 00:17:43,120
Listen, Lin, I'm sorry
532
00:17:43,155 --> 00:17:44,789
I acted like I didn't need you.
533
00:17:44,823 --> 00:17:46,190
Of course I need you.
534
00:17:46,225 --> 00:17:47,859
I can't run the restaurant by myself.
535
00:17:47,893 --> 00:17:49,160
Hey, can you ring me up?
536
00:17:49,194 --> 00:17:50,294
No, I don't work here.
537
00:17:50,329 --> 00:17:51,662
So, Linda, listen...
538
00:17:51,697 --> 00:17:53,130
Come on. I have one item. Just take it.
539
00:17:53,165 --> 00:17:54,799
Hey, this guy's letting us take stuff!
540
00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,167
Free aisle!
541
00:17:56,201 --> 00:17:57,568
All right, I'm going on break.
542
00:17:57,603 --> 00:18:00,338
So, what I really want to tell you is...
543
00:18:00,372 --> 00:18:02,356
you make it fun to
work at the restaurant.
544
00:18:02,391 --> 00:18:05,042
I'd rather be scraping by together
545
00:18:05,077 --> 00:18:07,745
than have extra money and be apart.
546
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,248
But I understand if you want
to try this new life out.
547
00:18:10,282 --> 00:18:12,533
I mean... I don't
really see the appeal--
548
00:18:12,568 --> 00:18:14,051
it's a pretty
nasty market--
549
00:18:14,086 --> 00:18:17,188
but if it makes you happy,
then it makes me happy.
550
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:18,456
Hey, come on. That's too much.
551
00:18:19,524 --> 00:18:21,092
Oh, Bob, it's awful here.
552
00:18:21,126 --> 00:18:22,526
This is just a job.
553
00:18:22,561 --> 00:18:24,161
Everyone who works here
just wants to leave.
554
00:18:24,196 --> 00:18:26,197
I hate it, and I hate the customers.
555
00:18:26,231 --> 00:18:27,765
I'm sorry. I know you
people can hear me.
556
00:18:27,799 --> 00:18:29,100
I just hate it.
557
00:18:29,134 --> 00:18:30,868
Yeah, it's called a microphone.
558
00:18:30,903 --> 00:18:33,170
She told me she hates
you the most. What?
559
00:18:33,205 --> 00:18:36,607
Bobby, I want to come back
to the restaurant. Oh, Lin...
560
00:18:36,642 --> 00:18:38,242
Meet me at register five.
561
00:18:38,277 --> 00:18:39,644
I'm on my way!
562
00:18:45,651 --> 00:18:46,617
Oh, Linda.
563
00:18:46,652 --> 00:18:47,668
Oh, Bob.
564
00:18:49,087 --> 00:18:50,554
Oh! Oof, shrimp.
565
00:18:50,589 --> 00:18:52,356
(gags, coughs) It's happening!
566
00:18:52,391 --> 00:18:54,892
What? Louise, what did you do?
567
00:18:54,927 --> 00:18:56,394
I made it rain shrimp.
568
00:18:56,428 --> 00:18:58,078
What'd you ever do?
569
00:18:58,096 --> 00:19:00,298
Get underneath them!
They're self-dipping!
570
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:03,467
TINA: Give up, Tina.a.
571
00:19:03,502 --> 00:19:05,636
You're cold and lonely.
572
00:19:05,671 --> 00:19:07,672
And you shouldn't have
drank that gallon of milk.
573
00:19:07,706 --> 00:19:08,973
(gasps)
574
00:19:09,007 --> 00:19:10,574
Hi. I'm Tina from the fridge.
575
00:19:10,609 --> 00:19:12,843
Can I see your index
finger? Nothing weird.
576
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,099
It fits. Is it you?
577
00:19:18,133 --> 00:19:19,100
Did you come back?
578
00:19:19,134 --> 00:19:21,002
I did. Every day this week.
579
00:19:21,036 --> 00:19:22,470
For me or the milk?
580
00:19:22,504 --> 00:19:24,438
For both. I can't stop
thinking about you.
581
00:19:24,473 --> 00:19:25,906
I want to meet
face-to-face.
582
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:27,141
I-I don't know.
583
00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:28,609
What if we ruin what we have?
584
00:19:28,644 --> 00:19:30,244
Shh, shh. Don't say that.
585
00:19:30,279 --> 00:19:31,479
I can't reach. Here.
586
00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:33,114
Shh. Thank you.
587
00:19:33,148 --> 00:19:34,832
Take a chance for once in your life.
588
00:19:34,883 --> 00:19:36,950
If it doesn't work out,
we'll always have the milk.
589
00:19:38,820 --> 00:19:40,121
I'm coming out. (grunts)
590
00:19:43,525 --> 00:19:44,792
(grunts)
591
00:19:44,826 --> 00:19:46,294
I'm stuck.
592
00:19:46,328 --> 00:19:47,862
I know you can't see
the other half of me,
593
00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,330
but trust me, it's there.
594
00:19:49,364 --> 00:19:50,831
(chanting): Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
595
00:19:50,866 --> 00:19:53,200
Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
596
00:19:54,603 --> 00:19:55,836
(sighs)
597
00:19:55,871 --> 00:19:57,104
Wow.
598
00:19:57,139 --> 00:19:59,173
I'm Josh. Joshua...
599
00:20:00,642 --> 00:20:02,109
BOB: What's Tina doing?
600
00:20:02,144 --> 00:20:04,744
Tina, stop kissing strange
boys in the dairy fridge.
601
00:20:04,756 --> 00:20:05,481
We're going home!
602
00:20:05,197 --> 00:20:06,398
I have to go.
603
00:20:06,432 --> 00:20:08,066
Here's a bunch of numbers.
604
00:20:08,100 --> 00:20:09,801
They may look random, but
they're my phone number.
605
00:20:09,835 --> 00:20:11,886
Cool. They look like
they're in a good order.
606
00:20:11,921 --> 00:20:13,471
Oh, hey, Linda. (chuckles)
607
00:20:13,505 --> 00:20:15,707
The strings were tight today, boy.
608
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:16,975
Everything good here?
609
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:18,209
Hi, Greg.
610
00:20:18,244 --> 00:20:19,811
Thanks for taking a chance on me.
611
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,479
I quit, but don't let
that influence hiring
612
00:20:21,514 --> 00:20:22,480
other pre-middle-age
mothers.
613
00:20:22,515 --> 00:20:23,715
Okay, thanks, bye.
614
00:20:23,749 --> 00:20:25,683
What? I...
615
00:20:25,718 --> 00:20:26,751
(gasps)
616
00:20:26,786 --> 00:20:28,386
GREG: Hey!
617
00:20:28,421 --> 00:20:29,737
Well, I guess, now that
618
00:20:29,772 --> 00:20:31,222
I don't work at Fresh Feed anymore,
619
00:20:31,257 --> 00:20:32,824
we're back to scrimping and saving.
620
00:20:32,858 --> 00:20:35,326
Maybe we can find other ways
to make some extra money.
621
00:20:35,361 --> 00:20:37,733
LOUISE: If there's one thing
I know, it's that sex sells.
622
00:20:37,853 --> 00:20:39,873
So all we have to do is
find some sex and sell it.
623
00:20:39,923 --> 00:20:44,473
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