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Okay. Burn Unit, commence.
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- You go first.
- Oh, I play soccer, 'cause I forgot I have hands.
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Burn! I'm on the news
because I have a huge head
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Burn! I can't outrun a lawn mower
'cause my dress is so tight.
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- Oh! I'm dead.
- Burn!
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- ?? [Western]
- Whoa. It's Banjo.
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- Oh, I'm a cowboy, and I got-
- Wait, wait, wait.
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Suspend Burn Unit. This is a great movie.
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It's a spaghetti western-
the best one- underappreciated.
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- He plays a banjo.
- ?? [Strums Chord]
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- Yeah, I can see that.
- They made a whole bunch of these.
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Dad. Do we have anything bigger than this?
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- Oh, Gene. What did you do?
- Nothing yet.
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- Just planning ahead. What are you guys watching?
- [Bullet' Ricocheting]
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Nothing. Go back to bed.
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The Burn Unit is just me and Dad.
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- [Gunfire]
- Whoa! Did he just shoot bullets out of his banjo?
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- Yes.
- Damn!
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Oh, you like that, Gene?
'Cause we�re changing the channel.
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No, no! Let's watch it.
This is pretty much the beginning.
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- What?
- Gene, sit here.
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[Shouts] What?
[Grunts]
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It's like pushing a couch off the couch! Yah!
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Here. Hold my plunger.
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- Yah!
' [Thugs]
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[Gene]
Ow!
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Ah! We are just so thrilled
that you chose us to cater the event.
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Mom. Mom. Fill me up.
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- I just hope we can live up to last year's event.
- Mom.
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- That Colleen Caviello-
- Mom!
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She really outdid herself...
and never lets anyone forget about it.
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Just fill up the little mug.
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- Ouch.
- Right. Right, right. [Laughing]
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Okay, Mr. Frond. Good-bye. Good-bye.
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So, What are we catering?
That sounded promising.
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Oh, it's a real big deal, Bobby.
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It's a fund-raiser
for Tina's Conflict Resolution Club.
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Colleen Caviello made the food last year.
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This year she can go... blow a balloon.
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Yay! You're catering our fund-raiser.
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- That's great. How much does it pay?
- Nothin'.
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- Nothing?
- It's a benefit, Bobby.
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- It's a spaghetti dinner.
- But we don't make spaghetti.
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This is school fund-raising, Bob.
It's a pasta game.
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You make spaghetti, or you go home.
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Besides, it's for a good cause.
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Oh, yeah- to one-up, uh, Colleen Caviello.
That's a- That's a great cause.
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You weren�t there, Bob!
You don't know how awful it was.
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[Voice Slowed Down]
This is delicious.
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Oh, my God, I love this ziti.
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[Laughing]
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[Both Laughing]
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They love my ziti.
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And that was the worst day of my life.
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Anyway, this isn't about Colleen
This is about 77?-;a.
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We're raising money
to buy a bulletproof trash can...
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- so gang members can finally throw out their guns.
- Aw.
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And we're teaching conflict resolution
skills you can use in your own lives.
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That's right, Tina.
And Mr. Frond is runnin' the whole thing.
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Ugh. Mr. Frond?
He's a tall drink of... annoying.
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- That may be true, but you're gonna drink that drink, mister!
- I don't want to.
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I have worked too hard
to get us this event...
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so you'll be nice to Frond,
and you'll make spaghetti and meatballs!
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- No.
- Yes.
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- No!
' Yes!
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I'm gonna half-ass it.
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- Yay.
- Dad, check it out.
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- Little Princess Guitar.
- Gene, that's mine!
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You never use it. I'm like Banjo.
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- What's the bad guy's name?
- Ceviche.
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Ceviche, yeah. He reminds me
of this kid at school- Choo-Choo.
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- Choo-Choo?
- Yeah. He's kind of my nemesis.
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If I'm telling a joke,
he'll say the punch line before I do.
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Vampire walks into a bar
and says, �I'll have a-"
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- I'll have a blood lite.
- Huh?
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What do you calla Spanish guy
with a rubber toe?
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- Ruberto!
- Ruber- [Frustrated Grunt]
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What kind of bees make milk?
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- Boo-bees!
- Boo-bees! [Screams]
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So, I'm gonna use this guitar...
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- to stand up to Choo-Choo like Banjo.
- ? [Chord] ?
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That's, uh- That's great, Gene.
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- But I think your face is wrong.
- My face is wrong?
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Yeah, you should do the Banjo icy stare.
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Like this?
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[Laughs]
N- No. Not like that.
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- [Growling]
- No, no, no. Don't growl.
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- Like this?
- Hmm. Maybe try that.
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- Is Choo-Choo scared of stroke victims?
- Terrified!
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[Man]
? Banjo, Banjo ?
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Hey, Gene, Gene.
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"How do you plead?" "I�m innocent."
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�Your fingerprints were all over
the murder weapon!"
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�I don't have fingers." �Your Honor!"
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- I don't have time for this.
- What?
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You don't have time for Food Court?
Where are you going?
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Hey. Wanna hear a good one?
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- [Groans]
- What's green and sings?
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Go ahead. Do it.
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- El-
- ? [Chord] ?
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- Elvis P-
-}; [Chord]
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- Elvis Par-
- Ah!
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- Forget it.
- I'll tell you what's green and sings.
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- Elvis Parsley.
- [Laughing]
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You don't say the punch lines
to other people's jokes anymore!
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- You got that, poo-poo?
- ? [Chord] ?
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- [Laughing]
- What the hell?
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Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, everyone. Thank you.
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Anyway- Gene, look.
They're about to announce the verdict.
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Guilty!� �No;
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�Take him away!"
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Gene, where are you going?
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�What's up with Gene?�
I don't know, lasagna. I don't know.
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You know, cooking spaghetti
isn't even cooking.
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It's just, like, boiling water
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- Hey, Bobby, can I come to this thing?
- Uh, I don�t think so.
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Why not?
Some of these moms are divorced, right?
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They meet me, I meet their kids...
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maybe throw the ball around-
not inside, but-
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Uh, we agreed,
no more school events for you, Teddy.
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- Hey, Dad. Guess what?
- What?
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- I acted like Banjo and took Choo-Choo down.
- ? [Chord] ?
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- Everyone laughed.
- Well, one kid laughed.
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Peter Pescadero.
He has a learning disability.
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Yeah, but he knows what's funny.
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Now that you've stood up for yourself-
oh, congratulations, Gene-
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can we stop talking about it?
[Chuckling]
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Okay, tonight, I propose, Dad...
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that after everyone else
goes to bed- Gene-
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we fire up the Burn Unit
and we watch Canine Criminals...
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and then that stretching show...
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and then maybe
a little Beetlejuice in espa�ol
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Beetlejugo.
Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Ayayayay
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I Would, except a certain
best dad in the world...
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Went out and got this!
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It's the complete Banjo box set!
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All 12 DVDs and over 28 hours of extras.
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Yeah!
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Twenty-eight hours?
Dad, can I see that fork for a minute?
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- Um, here.
- Thank you.
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And I just want to-
[Shouting]
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey! Hey!
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No!
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,/',/' [Banjo Chord]
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Best part right here, Gene.
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There's only gonna be two shots-
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me shootin' you,
and then me drinkin' this shot of whiskey.
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- [Gunshot]
- [Puts Shot Glass On Table]
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- Wow.
- Oh, What a line!
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Go ahead, watch your stupid movie.
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There are other people
for me to hang outwith around here.
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Tina, get up. Let's hang out.
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Okay. Maybe we can practice
conflict resolution.
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Say something mean to me
so I can not react.
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- Anything I want?
- Yeah.
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Ha-ha! Well, your room looks like...
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it was decorated by a perverted jockey.
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When you say that, What I feel is that
you're trying to hurt my feelings.
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Oh, my God. [Speaking Slowly]
Why do you talk so slow?
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- When you say that, What I feel is that you're trying-
- Oh, man, Tina.
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- This is really, really boring.
- Okay. Well-
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- Hey, Mom, you want to hang out?
- Oh, I'd love that!
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Aw, mother-daughter bonding time.
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Just like me and my mother.
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Oh! Makeover!
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Mmm.
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Okay, my little cowpokes.
Time for school.
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You can watch the rest tonight.
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- Mom! How could you?
- How could I what?
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How could you encourage this?
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Oh, Louise, don't be a pill.
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A little father-son bonding is going on here,
and that's a good thing.
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These two don't always do it so well.
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- Tambourine solo!
-?? [Electronic Beats]
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Eesh.
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[Water Lapping]
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All right. This is how you throw a spiral.
You ready?
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- Here comes a bullet.
- Hmm.
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Oh, stupid ball!
It's 'cause there's no laces.
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- I'm hungry.
- All right, we�re done. Go inside.
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I want peanut butter!
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It turns out we bond better...
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over movies that I like to Watch...
that I make Gene Watch.
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- Yeah.
- Oh, that's- that's adorable.
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- I'm going to school.
- Good.
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Great. Why don't you learn something
and become a lawyer.
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ABS-
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the conflict resolution program
sweeping our school.
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You all know my system,
and at the spaghetti dinner...
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so will your parents or legal guardians-
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um, Becky, 'cause your mom's in jail.
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Tina, Jocelyn, Jimmy Jr., let's rehearse.
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Becky, you just Watch.
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Tina here just found out that
her best friend Jocelyn told Jimmy Jr...
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that Tina is �wack."
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And... acting.
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Tina, Jocelyn told me you are wack.
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Jocelyn, you skank. I hate you.
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Whatever. it's true. You are wack.
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[Both Grunting]
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And... freeze!
Well, that resolved nothing.
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Let's rewind, shall we?
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[Imitating Voices Speaking Backwards]
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Let's work out our ABS.
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�A�! Access your feelings!
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When you gossiped about me to Jimmy Jr.,
it hurt my feelings.
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Be apologetic!
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Sorry.
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Us-H slap it!
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Well done.
Do it just like that at the dinner.
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- [Bell Ringing]
- Oh, enjoy your lunch, everyone.
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If you ever gossip about me
to Jimmy Jr...
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outside of a conflict resolution skit,
I'll punch you in the face.
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It was just a skit, Tina.
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I will punch you again and again...
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and again and again and again-
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- My God. What a psycho.
- and again and again...
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and again and again and-
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Well, the important thing is,
I shared this movie with Gene...
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and it helped him
stand up for himself at school.
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Eh, I beat up a lot of kids like Gene
when I was his age.
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Not that I was a bully. Just kids like Gene,
you know, they get beat up.
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Bob, how are the meatballs comin'?
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- 'Cause they need to be perfect.
- [Bell Rings]
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- Hey! it's just like your burgers, only spherical!
- Hey!
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- �Hey� what?
- They're not for you!
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They're for me to show off in front
of the other moms at the fund-raiser.
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Bobby, make one extra big
for Colleen Caviello to choke on.
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Okay.
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All right.
Looks like I'm sitting with you today.
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Here's the pecking order.
Me, then either of you.
232
00:10:56,522 --> 00:11:01,369
Which sticker do you like better-
my purple ladybug or Susie's red one?
233
00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,371
And good-bye.
234
00:11:04,697 --> 00:11:06,699
Hey there, spew-spew.
235
00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:08,472
Funny seeing you here.
236
00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,513
In the cafeteria during lunch?
237
00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,412
- Yeah!
- ? [Chord]
238
00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:15,111
- Why do you keep doing that?
- Keep doing what?
239
00:11:15,207 --> 00:11:17,687
- ? [Chord]
- You're weird!
240
00:11:17,777 --> 00:11:20,223
Weird? I think you mean �antihero."
241
00:11:20,312 --> 00:11:23,350
- Look at the hat.
- It's Mom's sun hat, you dork.
242
00:11:24,283 --> 00:11:26,422
You like finishing my jokes?
243
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:29,398
[Munching]
Well, finish my food.
244
00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:32,867
Gene, you are being a class-act jerk!
245
00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:35,529
This is all about jokes
from your stupid joke book.
246
00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:39,508
You've insulted Jokes for Blokes
for the last time.
247
00:11:39,598 --> 00:11:43,068
- Mmm.
- Oh, don't you even think about it, Gene.
248
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,120
[Grunts]
249
00:11:52,211 --> 00:11:53,690
Food fight!
250
00:11:53,779 --> 00:11:55,281
[Grunting, Shouting]
251
00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:58,055
[Men]
? Food... fight ?
252
00:11:58,150 --> 00:11:59,925
? Food... fight ?
253
00:12:00,019 --> 00:12:02,260
No!
254
00:12:02,354 --> 00:12:05,096
? Food fight ??
255
00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:09,099
And these two, Bob,
were throwing at each other.
256
00:12:09,195 --> 00:12:11,141
- I hate you.
- I hate you.
257
00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,506
They seem to be in conflict.
258
00:12:13,599 --> 00:12:15,840
I'm sure we can, uh, work through it.
259
00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:18,916
I'd like you to take a look at my ABS.
260
00:12:19,004 --> 00:12:20,984
Um, no, thank you.
261
00:12:21,073 --> 00:12:22,814
Show him your ABS, Mr. Frond.
262
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,251
- We'd all like to see your ABS.
- Okay.
263
00:12:24,343 --> 00:12:25,879
- I really don't.
- And your ding-dong.
264
00:12:25,978 --> 00:12:26,752
Gene.
265
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:29,156
Gene, why don't you Access...
266
00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:32,161
how it makes you feel
that Louise is angry with you?
267
00:12:32,251 --> 00:12:33,889
- Fine.
- ? [Chord]
268
00:12:33,986 --> 00:12:37,490
- That's all I'm gonna say.
- Well, this is all I'm gonna say.
269
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,536
Hi-yah!
[Grunts]
270
00:12:39,625 --> 00:12:41,969
- Let go of my-
- H-Hey.
271
00:12:42,061 --> 00:12:45,531
L-Louise? Louise, Louise?
You're not using your ABS.
272
00:12:45,631 --> 00:12:47,474
- Um, this is dumb.
- [Chuckles]
273
00:12:47,566 --> 00:12:48,874
- Bob.
- Yes.
274
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,777
When you say �this is dumb�...
275
00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:54,977
it makes me feel
like pinching you in the eye.
276
00:12:55,074 --> 00:12:56,712
[Laughs]
Why did you do that?
277
00:12:56,809 --> 00:13:00,814
So we can resolve this
and set a good example for your children!
278
00:13:00,913 --> 00:13:04,156
Okay. I will now kick you in the shin.
279
00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:06,127
[Chuckles]
Okay. Okay.
280
00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,061
- All right.
- ? [Chord]
281
00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:12,364
- Hey! Don't throw Repressed Memory Emily!
- She won�t remember this.
282
00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:15,837
Well, this is really working out, Mr. Frond.
Your system is amazing.
283
00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:18,033
- Oh! No, no. No, no, no.
- We're gonna go.
284
00:13:18,130 --> 00:13:21,703
You know What I forgot to say?
Detention! Detention!
285
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,509
And you- I am gonna out you!
286
00:13:24,603 --> 00:13:28,176
I'm gonna out you out of the
Conflict Resolution Spaghetti Dinner!
287
00:13:28,274 --> 00:13:30,345
- Wha- Oh, come on. You can't-
- Too late!
288
00:13:30,442 --> 00:13:35,585
The Conflict Resolution Spaghetti Dinner
will now be a Conflict Resolution Fast.
289
00:13:35,681 --> 00:13:37,592
Well, that didn't go so well.
290
00:13:37,683 --> 00:13:39,720
- Mm-mmm.
- Yeah, he seemed angry.
291
00:13:39,819 --> 00:13:41,856
- Frothy.
- And kind of bloated, right?
292
00:13:41,954 --> 00:13:43,956
- Mmm.
- Maybe he's dehydrated.
293
00:13:44,056 --> 00:13:46,036
[Groans]
Your mom is gonna kill me
294
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,162
[Frond]
So glad we had a chance to talk this out!
295
00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:49,466
' [Shouts]
' [Thuds]
296
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:51,041
Emily, I'm sorry!
297
00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:57,443
Detention? And we're banned
from catering the Peace Club dinner!
298
00:13:57,536 --> 00:13:59,243
- Bobby!
- I'm sorry, Lin. I-
299
00:13:59,338 --> 00:14:03,514
I can't even tell you how many favors
I had to call in to cater that thing!
300
00:14:03,609 --> 00:14:05,088
- How many?
- Two!
301
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,851
Tina, you're supposed to
be watching the restaurant!
302
00:14:07,947 --> 00:14:09,620
I'm too upset to serve food.
303
00:14:09,715 --> 00:14:11,922
- Wh- What'd you do? Did you lock up?
- Yes.
304
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:14,691
- Were there customers inside?
- I don't know.
305
00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,857
No one's gonna come
to the fund-raiser now.
306
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:20,267
- Good job, Bobby!
- It's not my fault, Lin.
307
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,464
- It was Mr. Fronds fault.
- And Louise's.
308
00:14:22,561 --> 00:14:26,134
And Gene's!
And most of all, that stupid movie!
309
00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,234
- Hey!
- Hey, don't blame the movie.
310
00:14:28,334 --> 00:14:30,314
- Leave Bingo out of this!
- Shut up!
311
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:31,574
- All of you!
- [Bob] Banjo.
312
00:14:31,670 --> 00:14:33,911
I'm looking these movies
in my jewelry drawer.
313
00:14:34,006 --> 00:14:35,917
- [Bob] Aw, come on.
- 'Bout time.
314
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:38,454
- You're overreacting, Lin.
- The hell lam!
315
00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:42,287
I'm in charge of a spaghetti dinner
that's not gonna have any spaghetti!
316
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:46,488
- If we all just worked on our ABS-
- Not now with that crap, Tina!
317
00:14:58,864 --> 00:15:00,969
,/',/' [Headphones." Dance Pop]
318
00:15:01,066 --> 00:15:03,046
I can't believe I got detention.
319
00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,910
I can't believe I got detention.
320
00:15:05,004 --> 00:15:08,247
If I were you, I would teach Gene a lesson
he'll never forget.
321
00:15:08,340 --> 00:15:12,288
I had a perfect record,
and then you tainted it.
322
00:15:12,378 --> 00:15:15,359
- Taint.
- Looks like you got Choo-Choo right where you want him.
323
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:19,520
Just give him that icy stare
with some Little Princess and finish him.
324
00:15:19,618 --> 00:15:21,598
You want a little of this?
325
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:23,428
[Shaky Breathing]
326
00:15:23,522 --> 00:15:25,365
Oh. Oh, yeah. He wants it.
327
00:15:25,457 --> 00:15:28,495
- Now give him the icy stare.
- [Growling]
328
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,972
- Put him in his place.
- You're dead!
329
00:15:31,063 --> 00:15:32,542
Quiet!
330
00:15:32,631 --> 00:15:36,306
[Man, Falsetto]
? Do-do-do, sexual, Sexual, do-do-do ?
331
00:15:36,402 --> 00:15:39,815
Okay, well, I'm gonna go get
Gene and Louise from Detention
332
00:15:39,905 --> 00:15:42,010
Great! Bring some meatballs!
333
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:45,577
Got plenty of meatballs-
all dressed up and nowhere to go.
334
00:15:45,678 --> 00:15:48,682
Mmm. Ah, meatball. Mmm.
335
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,455
- All right. I'm gonna leave.
- Mmm, mmm, mmm.
336
00:15:53,385 --> 00:15:56,423
Gene, this happens now!
337
00:15:56,522 --> 00:15:58,729
Uh, how are we doing this?
338
00:15:58,824 --> 00:16:01,361
- Staring contest?
- [Roaring]
339
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,804
- Joke-off?
- Kick his ass, Choo-Choo!
340
00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:08,067
Why are their shirts off? Oh, boy.
341
00:16:08,167 --> 00:16:11,705
I didn't want to do this. I haven't even
pressed the blue button yet.
342
00:16:11,804 --> 00:16:13,340
- I don't even know What sound it-
- [Ferocious Shouting]
343
00:16:13,439 --> 00:16:15,385
[Screaming]
344
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:18,045
- Stop. There's not gonna be a fight.
- Oh, thank God.
345
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,454
Let me go! This train is off the tracks!
346
00:16:21,547 --> 00:16:23,549
Choo-Choo!
347
00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:25,720
Oh, I get the name now.
348
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:29,595
I always thought it was 'cause of how
he chewed. 'Cause he chews like a train.
349
00:16:29,688 --> 00:16:32,168
- Hey, calm down.
- [Tires Screech]
350
00:16:33,459 --> 00:16:36,030
- Let's go home, Gene.
- You touching my kid?
351
00:16:36,128 --> 00:16:38,472
- Sorry. What?
- I said, you touchin' my kid?
352
00:16:38,564 --> 00:16:41,340
- Oh, he was attacking my kid.
- Oh, yeah? Good.
353
00:16:41,433 --> 00:16:43,037
What is going on with the shirts?
354
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:45,911
I'm gonna beat your ass so bad,
I can skip the gym tonight.
355
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,177
- Dad, this is bad.
- [Boys] Fight! Fight!
356
00:16:47,272 --> 00:16:49,343
Thank you, Louise.
I have it under control.
357
00:16:49,441 --> 00:16:51,944
- This happens now!
- [Choo-Choo] Kill him!
358
00:16:52,044 --> 00:16:54,354
- [Ferocious Scream]
- [Bob] Run!
359
00:16:54,446 --> 00:16:58,155
I can't. I've got this friggin' guitar
around my neck!
360
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,888
[Choo-Choo]
Ha!
361
00:17:01,987 --> 00:17:04,263
[Chains Squeaking]
362
00:17:06,125 --> 00:17:10,232
- [Running Footsteps]
- [Whimpering]
363
00:17:10,329 --> 00:17:12,240
- [Bob] Oh, Gene, push down.
- I'm trying.
364
00:17:12,331 --> 00:17:13,935
- [Sighs] All right.
- [Louise] Ow.
365
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,513
All right. Just so we�re clear,
we�re not hiding from those guys.
366
00:17:16,602 --> 00:17:19,811
We're respectfully declining
their invitation for a fight, okay?
367
00:17:19,905 --> 00:17:21,509
Right. No, thank you.
368
00:17:21,607 --> 00:17:25,487
I would absolutely get into a fight under
the right circumstances if-
369
00:17:25,577 --> 00:17:27,716
[Sniffs]
What's that smell?
370
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:29,656
- Oh, Gene!
- Gene!
371
00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:32,524
- I'm sorry!
- Hey! Shh, shh. I hear them.
372
00:17:32,618 --> 00:17:35,895
- [Gasps] They're coming.
- Real- You-You hear them?
373
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,127
- Gotcha. [Laughs]
- Louise, enough!
374
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,726
You've been stirring the pot for three days
and acting like a baby.
375
00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,306
Now, you owe your brother an apology
for getting him in trouble.
376
00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:46,342
Me'? Both of you owe me an apology
377
00:17:46,432 --> 00:17:49,436
Both of us? Why?
Because we Wanted to watch Banjo?
378
00:17:49,535 --> 00:17:52,072
Because you stopped hanging outwith me.
379
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:55,084
- What?
- Shh. Use your slide voices.
380
00:17:55,174 --> 00:17:57,950
First, the Burn Unit stopped hanging out.
381
00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,683
Then the Lunch Bunch stopped hanging out.
382
00:18:00,779 --> 00:18:04,955
- God, we have lame names.
- Who the hell am I gonna hang around if not you two?
383
00:18:05,050 --> 00:18:08,156
Mom and Tina, the Menstruation Nation?
384
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,028
Ugh! That's a really bad name.
385
00:18:10,122 --> 00:18:11,829
You're all I've got.
386
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:15,030
- Louise, I'm sorry.
- Me too. Don't cry.
387
00:18:15,127 --> 00:18:18,836
Ha! Got you. You thought
I was really crying.
388
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,377
- [Sniffles] Gross.
- [Farts]
389
00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,708
Gene, stop! Oh, my God!
390
00:18:23,802 --> 00:18:25,941
I can't help it. it's anxiety.
391
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:29,383
- And turkey jerky.
- It's so incredible.
392
00:18:29,475 --> 00:18:31,284
- Your farts smell like mine.
- Really?
393
00:18:31,376 --> 00:18:33,378
Oh, great.
Are you guys bonding again?
394
00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:36,016
[Chuckles]
I'm sorry, but that's a huge discovery.
395
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,562
A fart is like a fingerprint,
and we have the same fingerprints.
396
00:18:39,651 --> 00:18:41,653
- High five. Put your hand up.
- Ugh!
397
00:18:41,753 --> 00:18:44,791
- All right.
- I swear my farts smell like your farts, Dad.
398
00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:47,700
- I don't think so, Louise.
- Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
399
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:49,534
- [Small Fart]
- Huh?
400
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,006
No. That smells like your mom's
401
00:18:52,097 --> 00:18:53,576
No!
402
00:18:53,665 --> 00:18:55,406
Oh, your mom.
403
00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:57,378
What are we gonna do about Mom and Tina?
404
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,575
- They could live in here with us!
- I think I know a better way.
405
00:19:02,174 --> 00:19:04,051
[Chattering]
406
00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,783
I'm starving. How embarrassing.
407
00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,224
Guess people will be talking about
my baked ziti for another year.
408
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,558
[Mimicking] Guess people Will be talking
about my baked ziti for another year.
409
00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,495
- Oh, Linda, I didn't see you.
- Hi, Coll.
410
00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,066
How are you?
411
00:19:23,662 --> 00:19:26,006
Uh-
412
00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:31,207
Thank you. Tonight, with your help,
we raised over $100.
413
00:19:31,303 --> 00:19:33,078
- [Inaudible]
- It was 110.
414
00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:35,083
I Warned you, skank!
415
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,882
[Growls, Grunting]
416
00:19:37,976 --> 00:19:40,047
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa! Girls, please.
417
00:19:40,145 --> 00:19:43,786
- It's not time for the skit.
- This isn't a skit. This is real life.
418
00:19:43,882 --> 00:19:47,591
Last year, the only fighting
was to get seconds on my ziti.
419
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:49,290
Okay, that's it, Colleen!
420
00:19:49,388 --> 00:19:51,095
Let me tell you about that ziti.
421
00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:54,603
That sauce was store-bought,
and you know it!
422
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,900
- [Crowd Gasping]
- Ladies, please!
423
00:20:06,838 --> 00:20:08,408
I thought I told you, Bob-
424
00:20:08,507 --> 00:20:11,420
You and your spaghetti aren't welcome here.
425
00:20:13,679 --> 00:20:16,159
- But I want to say something.
- No, thank you.
426
00:20:16,248 --> 00:20:18,319
I've had enough of your... hurt speech.
427
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:21,990
Would it make a difference
if I... worked on my ABS?
428
00:20:22,087 --> 00:20:24,363
- Oh.
- I want to...
429
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:27,027
�A"- What was �A� again?
430
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:29,036
- Anus.
- Amyl nitrate.
431
00:20:29,127 --> 00:20:31,232
Access- I wanna access my feelings.
432
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:33,742
Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Enough, enough, enough.
433
00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:37,075
Everyone�s about to kill each other here.
Let's- Let's eat!
434
00:20:37,169 --> 00:20:39,513
[Linda]
All right!
435
00:20:39,605 --> 00:20:41,516
Meatballs! Meatballs!
436
00:20:41,607 --> 00:20:43,314
Get your meatballs here!
437
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,684
And spaghetti.
438
00:20:49,781 --> 00:20:51,260
Hmm?
439
00:20:54,052 --> 00:20:57,192
Here, Colleen. Why don't you
put these balls in your face?
440
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,872
- [Louise] Food fight!
- [Frond] No, no, no, no, no! No!
441
00:21:06,965 --> 00:21:10,412
[Man]
? Banjo, Banjo ?
442
00:21:10,502 --> 00:21:12,504
? Doesn't play it for fun ?
443
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:15,141
? He's just hiding his gun ?
444
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,211
? Banjo, Banjo ?
445
00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:23,316
? His chaps made of leather
even in hot weather ?
446
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:25,395
- ? Banjo ?
- [Whispering] He's comin', gunnin' for ya.
447
00:21:25,484 --> 00:21:27,054
-? Banjo ?
- He's comin', strummin' for ya.
448
00:21:27,152 --> 00:21:28,893
? You can try to talk ?
449
00:21:28,987 --> 00:21:31,593
? But he don't
give a pluck ?
450
00:21:31,690 --> 00:21:33,692
-? Banjo ?
- He's comin', gunnin' for ya.
451
00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:35,430
-? Banjo ?
- He's comin', strummin' for ya.
452
00:21:35,527 --> 00:21:36,904
? He's strumming for you- ??
453
00:21:38,830 --> 00:21:39,808
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454
00:21:39,858 --> 00:21:44,408
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