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I thought last years
Art Crawl was terrible...
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but they really outdid
themselves this year, huh?
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-[Louise] Yeah.
- Ugh, bad.
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- Very bad.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Oh, look at that. Really bad.
-[Gags]
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- Really, really bad.
- I think they�re... good.
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Dad, why does Art Crawl suck so much?
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Well, it's just a very loose definition of art,
Louise. And don't say �suck.�
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Don't say �suck,� please.
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You're right though. It does suck.
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I don't want you kids to think
this is What art is.
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We should go to a museum.
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- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Yeah, maybe not.
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- We should not go to a museum.
- Let's not overdo it.
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- Let's just Walk around and make fun of this stuff.
-[Gene] Yeah.
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Why don't we just go back
to the restaurant?
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Because your Aunt Gayle is there
hanging up her art...
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which we�re not allowed
to make fun of at all.
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Well, why can't we make fun
of Aunt Gayle's paintings?
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- She's family.
- Yeah.
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That means never holding back anything.
Right, pit stains?
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- Am I showing?
- Let's just say your shirt looks like my underwear right now.
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Yeah. Well, look, no one tells Gayle
anything she can't handle.
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That's your mom's rule.
You treat her like a mental patient
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Well, I mean, she probably
should be one, right?
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Yeah, I heard she ate her lipstick once...
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because she Wanted to feel �red� inside.
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And she made a dress
out of �live shrimp� and wore it to Mass.
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- Oh, and she shaved her cat.
- Louise, you know none of that is true.
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Except for the cat shaving.
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Maybe the shrimp and the lipstick.
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Are you kidding me?
My kid could paint that.
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[ Tina]
Wow. It costs $200.
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Someone bought that mess?
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- How rude! Harold!
-[Snoring]
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- Harold!
- What?
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There are some poorly supervised
children amongst the art.
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- Get rid of them!
- All right.
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Let's go. Keep moving.
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Excuse me. Are you a- Are you a bouncer?
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- Are you gonna bounce my kids?
- No, no.
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- Just keep it moving, chubs.
- Chubs?
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You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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-[Coughs, Wheezes]
- Hey, easy, pal. All right?
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- Don't touch.
- Come on, Dad. This guy's not Worth it.
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- Listen to your kids, fatsy.
- Fatsy?
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- Come on, Dad. Dad, look me-
- Louise-
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- Give me your eyes, Dad. Give me your eyes.
- Mm-hmm.
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Take a deep breath. You are lucky, pal!
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It's not Worth it, Dad.
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If you hit him, your hand would
smell like ointment and pee.
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You smell like ointment and pee.
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You smell like ointment and pee!
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You smell like ointment and pee!
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- You smell like ointment and pee!
- You-
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Well, that was awkward.
What is that place?
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You don't know Reflections?
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They sell art, not just during Art Crawl,
but year-round.
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Reflections.
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Sounds like a strip club
the way you say it.
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- Reflections.
- Mmm!
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So, brace yourselves
for Aunt Gayle's art show.
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Mom said Aunt Gayle told her
they're just adorable animals.
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Oh, yeah? Well, that doesn't sound so bad.
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- H-H-Hi, hon! How was Art Crawl?
- Hey.
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Huh? Everything's going great here.
We're having fun.
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- Oh, WOW.
- Lin-
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Gayle's here. We h-h-hung her paintings.
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Look at this one! Look at that one!
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Linda, can you just let me see-
Oh, my God!
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Yeah! Anuses!
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Oh, God. Oh, my God, Lin.
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It's a few days, Bobby.
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Linda, there are animal anuses
all over our walls.
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- Just think of 'em as cute little rumps.
- Lin, they're anuses.
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I'm trying to think of Worse paintings
to hang in a restaurant.
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Um- Nope. I can't think of any.
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- Bad monkey!
- Kids, stop that.
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No. I'm spanking the monkey!
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No way, Dad. This is the best thing
that has ever happened to us.
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Horse butt.
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Oh, hello, sir.
Don't look at the pictures of the anus-
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Oh, he already did. Okay.
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You see that, Lin? No one wants to eat
with one of those staring at them.
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Come oh, you can�t seriously
think that this is a good idea.
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Well, they're not for me...
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but we promised Gayle she could display
her art for the Art Crawl.
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We can't take it back now. She's fragile.
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- We have to support her.
- She's not that fragile, Lin.
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-[Fork Clinks]
- Oh![Hyperventilating]
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What happened? What happened?
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Gayle, Gayle honey, look.
Look, it's a fork.
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- [Whimpering] What?
- Look, it's a fork.
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Oh, it's a fork. Heh.
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- Oh, you're killing me. She's killing me.
-[Chuckling]
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Okay, so she's fragile.
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And that means we have
to be the anus restaurant?
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Yes, it means that.
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Oh, we can make T-shirts!
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It'll say: �Milk, milk, lemonade.
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Around the corner, art is made.�
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Bob! Do you love 'em?
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Or do you just love 'em?
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Um, how did you-
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Why- Why would you paint- this?
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The inspiration came to me
on a mountaintop.
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What should I paint?
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[ Creature Chittering]
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[Chittering]
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[ Gayle's Voice]
? I /0ok at you, I see In you,/*
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? I see what's inside you??
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- Huh.
- He loves 'em!
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All right, listen up.
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All the suckers come out for Art Crawl.
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And they all want to pay money for crap.
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So paint some crap, and we can sell it.
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- Wait. You're not painting?
- No. I'm management.
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You two paint the stuff. I'll do the rest.
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I'll be wheelin' and dealin'.
I'll be gettin' my percent.
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Okay, let's see What you got so far.
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Time's up. Paint brushes clown
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What the hell is this?
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I told you to paint
commercial, touristy crap.
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I'm sorry. I'm not a sellout.
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I can only paint What I feel.
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And I can only paint the truth!
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The robots are coming!
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[ Imitating Laser Blasts]
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Hide!
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Ah, this is great.
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You guys want to be real artists, huh?
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Okay, that's an angle. I can sell that.
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But if you're going artsy,
then you're going all the way.
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Someone's cutting off an ear
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I need both of mine. I Wear glasses.
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Whelp, what's your excuse?
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Don't got one. Have at it.
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Teddy, what's wrong?
You haven't touched your food.
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I don't know, Bob. lt's just the, uh-
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- The anuses?
- Yeah, you know.
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- Yeah, they're, uh-
- I know.
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They're like Mona Lisa's eyes.
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They follow you wherever you go.
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- Ooh, you're right.
- Well, I like 'em.
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- You like 'em?
-[Groans]
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Yeah. What's the problem?
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-[Bell Rings]
- The anus is the Window of the butt.
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It's true. I guess she's just painting
What we�re all thinking.
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Well, okay, but, Mort, would you hang them
up in your funeral home?
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Course not. That would be terrible
for business. I'm not an idiot.
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Count to three, but do it on �two."
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- I'll keep it on ice until Art Crawl's over.
- Thanks, T.
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Here goes. Now listen, Gene.
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- I'm gonna have trouble cutting through
the cartilage at first. - Mm-hmm.
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- Uh! Aaah!
- While I'm doing it, just think about your art.
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- Okay!
- All right.
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- Ready?
- Ninja robot. Ninja robot. Ninja robot.
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- One, two-
- Hey, kids.
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- Oh, hey, Dad.
- I had to get away from those anuses for a While.
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- You mean Mort and Teddy?
- No. No.
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Your- Gayle's paintings.
What are you kids doing?
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- What knife?
- What do you mean, �What knife?�
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- Why are you holding a knife?
- Why am I holding a knife?
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She's turning me into a real artist.
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No, she's not. Put the knife down.
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I want to be an artist!
Like Leonardo DiCaprio.
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That's right.
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- That's da Vinci, Gene.
- No!
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The only way I can sell this garbage
is if I make them legit!
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Hey, wait a second. I have an idea.
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You know who loves
the stuff you kids draw?
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- You?
- No. Your mother.
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This crap is like catnip to her.
She can't resist it.
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Bring 'em inside.
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All right, we need to get
these up before they get back.
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Your mom will be so excited
to see this stuff...
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she won�t even notice
that I took Gayle's paintings down.
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Pretty manipulative, Dad.
I see where I get it.
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Thank you. You should see my taxes.
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What's this supposed to be?
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A ninja robot fighting
a vampire tape recorder at Stonehenge.
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- Who's that in the background?
- That's my friend Ken.
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- Why is he like that?
- He's an albino.
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- Oh.
- Yeah.
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I've never met Ken.
ls he real or imaginary?
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He's real, and he does improvised hip-hop.
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- Okay. How old is he?
- He's 28.
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You can't have
a 28-year-old albino friend.
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Yes, I can!
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I can't deal with this right now.
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- Tina, What do you got?
- It's our dentist.
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Dr. Yap? Why is he nude?
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Wait. Has he been nude with you, Tina?
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I exercised some artistic license.
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[ Murmurs]
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- We're switching dentists.
- No!
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I can't deal with that right now.
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- But-
- Let's get 'em up.
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[Bell Rings]
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Linda, Gayle. How was lunch?
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Very interesting.
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I think the Waiter
might have been hitting on me.
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Yes. He was very attentive.
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And he asked you a lot
of questions about food.
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What was that all about?
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Uh, Bob?
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Where are my paintings?
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What? Wha- Oh.
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I had to take a few down
to make room for the kids' stuff.
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Bobby! Aw.
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- The kids' stuff!
- Yeah.
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It's like our wall
is a giant refrigerator. I love it.
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Oh! Gee, Bob,
if I didn't know any better...
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I'd think you didn't like my paintings.
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- What? No. I-
- Aw.
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No, no, no. I know when
I'm being lied to, Bob.
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It's like when I look at myself in the mirror
and say, �It's going to be okay.�
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Fine, look, Gayle,
I'm gonna level with you.
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No. No, Bob. No. No leveling.
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- No.
- Here we go.
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Gayle, the thing about your paintings-
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- Bobby!
-[Bell Rings]
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Oh, look. Senior visitors! Yay!
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Oh-ho-ho! Well, look who it is.
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Great. The art store people.
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Oh! Reflections. I love that store!
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I love your yarn. What can we get for you?
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I'm not here as a patron.
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I'm here as Edith Cranwinkle,
chairperson of the Art Crawl.
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I rushed right over here
because there are murmurs-
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whispers and murmurs around town-
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that you're displaying-
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[Whispering]
certain offensive orifices during the Art Crawl.
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Offices?
235
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- Orifices!
-[Shrieks]
236
00:09:22,028 --> 00:09:24,099
Not anymore. I took them all down.
237
00:09:24,196 --> 00:09:27,700
Oh, What a relief.
I'm glad you agree with my decision.
238
00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:29,438
Your decision? What decision?
239
00:09:29,535 --> 00:09:31,879
That you can't display
that type of art here.
240
00:09:31,971 --> 00:09:34,679
- Wait. I can't?
- Absolutely not!
241
00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,253
- It's obscene.
- Obscene.
242
00:09:36,342 --> 00:09:38,686
- Oh, really?
- Yes. I won�t allow it.
243
00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:40,917
[ Scoffs]
Excuse me? You won�t allow it?
244
00:09:41,013 --> 00:09:42,788
That's right, tubsy. You heard her.
245
00:09:42,882 --> 00:09:46,329
Who are you two to tell me
What I can or can't hang on my Wall?
246
00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,025
I am chairperson of the Art Crawl.
247
00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:51,101
Well, I'm the chairperson
of this restaurant.
248
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:52,897
And you know what?
They're gonna go back up.
249
00:09:52,992 --> 00:09:54,369
How dare you!
250
00:09:54,460 --> 00:09:56,599
AW, Bobby!
251
00:09:56,696 --> 00:09:58,437
Gene, Louise, go get the paintings.
252
00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:00,033
- Here they are!
-[Both Gasp]
253
00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:02,669
- Step into the butt closet!
- I will not!
254
00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:04,839
- You should try it.
- I will not!
255
00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,884
What's it gonna take to get you
into this rhino anus today?
256
00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:11,945
You are in direct violation
of my wife, Bob.
257
00:10:12,044 --> 00:10:14,854
Oh, I am, am I? Well, how about this?
258
00:10:14,947 --> 00:10:16,221
- Horse anus.
- Oh!
259
00:10:16,315 --> 00:10:18,158
- Look at it.
- Aaah!
260
00:10:18,250 --> 00:10:19,752
- Chicken anus.
- Agh!
261
00:10:19,852 --> 00:10:21,126
Take a closer look.
262
00:10:21,220 --> 00:10:22,961
- Fox anus.
- Harold!
263
00:10:23,055 --> 00:10:25,626
Gayle, I'm commissioning
a new series of anus paintings.
264
00:10:25,725 --> 00:10:28,331
Two words- bigger and more.
265
00:10:28,427 --> 00:10:30,134
-[Gasps]
- Out!
266
00:10:30,229 --> 00:10:31,572
I cast you out!
267
00:10:31,664 --> 00:10:34,076
[ Edith, Harold Gasping, Groaning]
268
00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:40,082
Keep 'em coming, Gayle!
269
00:10:40,172 --> 00:10:41,583
[ Gayle]
Almost done!
270
00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:44,985
Oh, my! I feel like I could
fall into this one.
271
00:10:45,077 --> 00:10:48,354
Bob, I thought you didn't want
to become �the anus restaurant.�
272
00:10:48,447 --> 00:10:52,486
Well, I've embraced it.
We are the anus restaurant, Lin.
273
00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,656
A-nus! A-nus! Kids!
274
00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:57,098
[ Chanting]
A-nus! A-nus! A-nus!
275
00:10:57,189 --> 00:10:59,362
-[Bell Rings]
- That's right! Go tell your friends!
276
00:10:59,458 --> 00:11:02,337
Or don't. Either way. it's your choice.
277
00:11:02,428 --> 00:11:03,873
Hey, you asked for this, Lin.
278
00:11:03,963 --> 00:11:07,376
I'm just doing What you Wanted
me to do- support your sister.
279
00:11:07,466 --> 00:11:09,412
Oh, What a crock of crap!
280
00:11:09,502 --> 00:11:12,881
This is about you
and your pride and that Edith.
281
00:11:12,972 --> 00:11:15,919
- You just want to provoke her.
- Damn right I do.
282
00:11:16,942 --> 00:11:18,012
[Rings]
283
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,748
This one big enough for you, Edith?
284
00:11:19,845 --> 00:11:22,086
[Laughing]
285
00:11:23,716 --> 00:11:24,854
[ Screaming]
Hah!
286
00:11:24,950 --> 00:11:28,488
Fresh from their triumphant debut
at Bob's Burgers!
287
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:31,796
That's right, gallery-quality paintings
at sidewalk prices.
288
00:11:31,891 --> 00:11:34,269
Art lover, check this out!
289
00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,772
Hey, that's Dr. Yap. He's my dentist.
290
00:11:36,862 --> 00:11:40,400
That's a good likeness in the face,
but, uh, the proportions are off.
291
00:11:40,499 --> 00:11:42,103
No, I- The proportions are right.
292
00:11:42,201 --> 00:11:44,147
Well, I'm getting adult braces.
293
00:11:44,236 --> 00:11:45,977
- So?
- So I should know.
294
00:11:46,072 --> 00:11:48,575
Dr. Yap has short, strong legs,
and his torso is-
295
00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:50,711
Well, I'm off to do
some more roller-skating!
296
00:11:50,810 --> 00:11:53,620
You know what?
I've done all I can for you hacks.
297
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,624
You refuse to paint touristy art.
298
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,592
Dad won�t let me cutoff Gene's ear.
299
00:11:57,683 --> 00:11:59,594
We're through! We are through!
300
00:11:59,685 --> 00:12:01,790
I'm dropping you as my clients...
301
00:12:01,887 --> 00:12:04,163
and I'm dropping you as my siblings!
302
00:12:04,256 --> 00:12:06,896
Go take some art classes, you wannabes!
303
00:12:06,992 --> 00:12:08,869
Hey, Andy, Ollie.
304
00:12:08,961 --> 00:12:09,939
- Hmm?
- Huh?
305
00:12:10,029 --> 00:12:11,599
- You too, Red. Come here.
- Huh?
306
00:12:13,032 --> 00:12:14,272
You ever heard of the game...
307
00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:17,006
�you guys paint whatever I say
and then I sell it�?
308
00:12:17,103 --> 00:12:19,640
Does the winner get a hug from Ollie?
309
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:23,414
Ah, Andy, you can have
one of those any old time.
310
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:26,353
- Now? Sugar.
- Mmm! Ooh, ooh, ooh.
311
00:12:26,445 --> 00:12:27,924
All right, stop hugging!
Let's paint!
312
00:12:28,013 --> 00:12:30,357
Let's paint shells and sunsets and crap!
313
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,928
[ All]
314
00:12:33,552 --> 00:12:35,361
Attention, everyone!
315
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:40,130
This installation is not approved
by the Art Crawl Association.
316
00:12:40,226 --> 00:12:43,867
It's obscene and should be
taken down immediately!
317
00:12:43,963 --> 00:12:49,003
Well, I'll tell you this. It doesn't need to be
approved by the Art Crawl Association...
318
00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:52,412
because this is now
a permanent installation.
319
00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:53,711
-[Gasps]
- Permanent?
320
00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,252
- You'll regret this, Bob!
- Oh, is that a threat?
321
00:12:56,342 --> 00:12:58,481
Oh, when I threaten you, you'll know it!
322
00:12:58,577 --> 00:13:01,251
Yeah, when she threatens you,
you'll know it!
323
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,884
- Okay, was that a threat?
- You bet it was!
324
00:13:03,983 --> 00:13:08,090
- Is that supposed to scare me?
- Defi-[Coughing]
325
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:09,495
[ Wheezing]
326
00:13:09,588 --> 00:13:12,967
Yes.
[Coughing Wheezing]
327
00:13:13,058 --> 00:13:13,900
You want some water?
328
00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:16,098
He would never drink your water!
329
00:13:16,195 --> 00:13:18,766
I really need some-
[Coughing Wheezing]
330
00:13:18,864 --> 00:13:21,470
He's fine! You're fine.
331
00:13:21,567 --> 00:13:22,875
[ Gasping]
Could use some water.
332
00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:24,447
- You're fine.
- Bob, water.
333
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,746
No! He'd rather die than drink your Water!
334
00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,319
- I wouldn�t.
- Yes, he would!
335
00:13:29,408 --> 00:13:32,014
- I'll drink it!
- No water, Harold!
336
00:13:32,111 --> 00:13:33,784
- Please!
- Never!
337
00:13:33,879 --> 00:13:36,359
[Whimpering]
338
00:13:43,289 --> 00:13:45,235
[Rings]
339
00:13:47,259 --> 00:13:48,738
Edith.
340
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,938
Unbelievable. This is nuts.
341
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,068
I can't believe Edith would do this.
342
00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:56,009
[ Gasps]
My artwork!
343
00:13:56,101 --> 00:13:57,512
It's ruined!
344
00:13:57,603 --> 00:14:01,016
They painted underpants
on my beautiful anuses!
345
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:04,349
Gayle. Gayle, no need
to go off the deep end, okay?
346
00:14:04,443 --> 00:14:06,081
You should be flattered, right?
347
00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:08,351
All the great artists get censored.
348
00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:10,893
- They do not.
- Yes, yes! All of 'em do.
349
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,724
Every- All the good ones.
350
00:14:12,818 --> 00:14:14,855
Oh, God, what a whirlwind we've been on.
351
00:14:14,954 --> 00:14:17,867
I feel, like, let's just put this
all behind us and move on.
352
00:14:17,957 --> 00:14:19,300
- I'm going down there.
- What?
353
00:14:19,391 --> 00:14:20,961
- Where?
- To see Edith.
354
00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:23,097
- Bobby, don't do anything crazy.
-[Bell Rings]
355
00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,266
I'm not crazy. They're crazy!
356
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:27,105
And they're not gonna get away with it!
357
00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,707
Glue that shell in the middle, Andy!
What are you doing?
358
00:14:32,805 --> 00:14:35,649
- My hand is cramping up!
- I ate too much glue!
359
00:14:35,741 --> 00:14:38,244
Andy, Ollie, come here.
360
00:14:38,344 --> 00:14:42,759
Listen, I'm pushing you
because you've got talent, babies.
361
00:14:42,848 --> 00:14:46,057
And I'm gonna take care of you.
Oh, you better believe it.
362
00:14:46,151 --> 00:14:48,722
But first you gotta
make some money for Mommy.
363
00:14:48,821 --> 00:14:50,129
Okay, babies?
364
00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:52,361
You too, Red.
What's your name, sweetheart?
365
00:14:52,458 --> 00:14:54,131
- Devin McJim-
- Shut up!
366
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:56,706
It doesn't matter! Stop talking!
367
00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:58,866
Start working! Work!
368
00:14:58,964 --> 00:15:01,467
Shells go in the middle!
369
00:15:01,567 --> 00:15:03,240
-[Whimpers]
- Here you go.
370
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,780
One-of-a-kind original.
371
00:15:04,870 --> 00:15:08,181
- Help support these poor deformed orphans.
-[Groaning]
372
00:15:08,274 --> 00:15:09,878
- Twenty bucks.
-[Gasps]
373
00:15:10,943 --> 00:15:13,480
Whoa. Dads pissed.
374
00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,217
That's a take five.
375
00:15:15,314 --> 00:15:17,521
For me! Not you!
376
00:15:17,616 --> 00:15:18,959
[ Groans]
377
00:15:19,051 --> 00:15:23,193
Oh, look, everyone. The town pornographer.
378
00:15:23,289 --> 00:15:25,462
Can it, Edith. I'm here to get an apology.
379
00:15:25,557 --> 00:15:29,562
For what- standing up
for artistic integrity and common decency?
380
00:15:29,662 --> 00:15:31,608
There's nothing decent about What you did.
381
00:15:31,697 --> 00:15:35,474
First you tried to tell me What to put
on my walls. Then you vandalized it.
382
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,671
Have you no shame?
383
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:39,079
I have no idea What you're talking about.
384
00:15:39,171 --> 00:15:40,809
- And neither does he.
- What?
385
00:15:40,906 --> 00:15:43,352
- Hither, Dad!
- I'm hot gonna hither, Louise.
386
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:45,388
- Hither, Dad!
- Gene? Tina?
387
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:47,218
- What are you two doing here?
- Learning to paint.
388
00:15:47,313 --> 00:15:48,792
We're honing our craft.
389
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:51,555
Okay, well, good luck
trying to polish a turd.
390
00:15:51,650 --> 00:15:53,095
Wait, I thought you hated my kids.
391
00:15:53,185 --> 00:15:56,723
My art Workshop is open to all
who respect art.
392
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,563
So I'll have to ask you to leave.
393
00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:00,500
- Then ask me.
- Please leave.
394
00:16:00,592 --> 00:16:03,300
- Not before I get an apology.
- Not on your life!
395
00:16:03,395 --> 00:16:04,999
Have it your way, art lady!
396
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:06,075
Hey.
397
00:16:06,165 --> 00:16:07,439
Poke her in the eye with the brush.
398
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:09,240
Oh, I've got a better idea, Louise.
399
00:16:09,335 --> 00:16:11,212
[ Laughing]
Take that!
400
00:16:12,171 --> 00:16:13,741
-[Gasps]
- Dad, What is that?
401
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,080
- It's an anus.
-[All Gasp]
402
00:16:16,175 --> 00:16:18,951
What else would it be?
What has this been all about?
403
00:16:19,044 --> 00:16:21,923
You call that an anus?
It looks just like a black dot!
404
00:16:22,014 --> 00:16:24,051
- What kind of anus is that?
- Oh!
405
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:27,722
- Well, Harold, it looks like I'll need
to practice a little more. - I'll say.
406
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:29,527
- How about one right here!
-[Harold, Edith Gasp]
407
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:31,123
- And What about here!
- Ow!
408
00:16:31,223 --> 00:16:33,100
- This one might need an anus!
-[Edith Groans]
409
00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,934
How about this lighthouse!
It has an anus now!
410
00:16:36,028 --> 00:16:37,871
-[Harold, Edith Gasp]
- Looking good, Dad.
411
00:16:37,963 --> 00:16:40,910
- Thanks, Tine.
- Rip that lighthouse a new one, Dad!
412
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,536
I feel so alive!
413
00:16:42,634 --> 00:16:44,443
This is What God must feel like.
414
00:16:44,536 --> 00:16:47,039
Kids, tell your mother not to wait up!
415
00:16:47,139 --> 00:16:51,087
Use the brown! Use the brown!
416
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:57,286
You should've seen it, Mom. Dad Went nuts!
417
00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,192
Aw, Bobby, what'd you do?
418
00:16:59,284 --> 00:17:00,592
I got justice, Lin.
419
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,825
Dad painted an anus on a lighthouse.
420
00:17:02,921 --> 00:17:06,892
Yeah. And on a mountain
and on a sunset and on a sailboat.
421
00:17:06,992 --> 00:17:09,131
- And on Dr. Yap.
- And Ken.
422
00:17:09,228 --> 00:17:11,708
Yeah, I'm sorry
I painted on your paintings, kids.
423
00:17:11,797 --> 00:17:13,071
They were in the line of fire.
424
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,577
You painted anuses on paintings?
425
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,669
Where's Gayle?
I gotta tell her how I stood up for her.
426
00:17:17,770 --> 00:17:20,808
She's in the basement trying to get
the underwear off her paintings.
427
00:17:20,906 --> 00:17:22,442
You shouldn't have done it, Bob.
428
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,647
Are you kidding, Lin?
It's the best thing I've ever done in my life.
429
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,052
[ Bob]
Ow.
430
00:17:27,146 --> 00:17:28,489
See, that's how you put on handcuffs.
431
00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,186
- They don't look tight enough to me.
- Why are these on me?
432
00:17:31,283 --> 00:17:33,229
Because you anally defaced
her property.
433
00:17:33,318 --> 00:17:35,059
But she started it. Look What she did.
434
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:38,397
Oh. I like the new direction
and wish I could take credit.
435
00:17:38,490 --> 00:17:40,902
But like I said,
I had nothing to do with it.
436
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:43,496
We'll see about that.
I'm pressing charges.
437
00:17:43,595 --> 00:17:44,938
We're gonna take this to court!
438
00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:47,874
Wait. Now you're charging her?
This is confusin'.
439
00:17:47,966 --> 00:17:50,310
- Is Dad going to jail?
- I'll wait for you.
440
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,542
Word of advice, Dad.
Don't tell your cell mate What you're in for.
441
00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:55,380
I hope our new dad is a blond.
442
00:17:55,474 --> 00:17:57,476
I can't take it anymore!
443
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,283
Edith didn't paint the underwear!
444
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,585
- I did it!
-[All Gasp]
445
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,853
What? You painted
all those underpants, Linda?
446
00:18:03,949 --> 00:18:05,622
Oh, I couldn't help it.
447
00:18:05,717 --> 00:18:08,823
Those anuses were haunting me in my sleep.
448
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:11,925
?[Macabre] ?
449
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:14,129
[ Male Chorus]
? Butts, butts, butts, butts ?
450
00:18:14,226 --> 00:18:16,433
? Butts, butts, butts, butts,/*
451
00:18:16,528 --> 00:18:18,906
Huh? Wha-
[ Shrieking]
452
00:18:18,997 --> 00:18:21,204
? Butts, our butts
Our butts are beautiful ?
453
00:18:21,300 --> 00:18:23,439
? Butts, our butts
Our butts are beautiful ?
454
00:18:23,535 --> 00:18:25,674
? Butts, butts, butts ??
455
00:18:26,738 --> 00:18:29,309
Whoa! Whoa! Anu- Anus! Anus!
456
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,445
No!
457
00:18:31,543 --> 00:18:33,819
You were the one who said
we had to support your sister.
458
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:37,621
I did support her- until I figured out
a way to destroy her art...
459
00:18:37,716 --> 00:18:40,526
While preserving her feelings
and blaming someone else.
460
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,428
I thought those looked familiar.
461
00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:46,162
Oh, yeah. Mom,
you painted your own underwear.
462
00:18:46,258 --> 00:18:48,898
What? How do you know
What my underwear looks like?
463
00:18:48,994 --> 00:18:50,302
How don?' I know'?
464
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:51,772
She Wears it around the house...
465
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,275
flaunting it like she's all that.
466
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:54,571
I do not!
467
00:18:54,666 --> 00:18:56,577
Okay, Bobby, let's go to jail.
468
00:18:56,668 --> 00:18:58,147
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Can't I-
469
00:18:58,237 --> 00:18:59,841
Edith, can't I just pay for the paintings?
470
00:18:59,938 --> 00:19:03,784
Well, the retail value of what you destroyed
was over a thousand dollars!
471
00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:04,877
We'll give you 200.
472
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,854
We haven't sold a burger all week, Lin.
473
00:19:06,945 --> 00:19:07,946
We don't have that kind of money.
474
00:19:08,046 --> 00:19:09,753
I got this one, Dad.
475
00:19:12,518 --> 00:19:15,260
- Are we good here?
- Fine! We'll take it.
476
00:19:15,354 --> 00:19:17,027
Me and you can settle up later.
477
00:19:17,122 --> 00:19:18,829
Where the hell'd you get
all that money from?
478
00:19:18,924 --> 00:19:21,530
Shh. Don't ask. Don't ask. it's Art Crawl.
479
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,766
- But-
- Shh! Shh, shh, shh, shh.
480
00:19:23,862 --> 00:19:26,035
- Louise. What?
- Shut your mouth. it's Art Crawl.
481
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,667
- But I- But the mon-
- Shh!
482
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:29,939
- Shut your mouth. Shut your mouth.
- But where did you-
483
00:19:30,035 --> 00:19:31,878
I said shut your mouth. it's Art Crawl.
484
00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:34,576
Come on, Harold,
let's get out of this ass parlor.
485
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,119
- It stinks.
- Okay.
486
00:19:37,209 --> 00:19:39,086
[Bell Rings]
487
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,589
Linda, none of this would have happened...
488
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,283
if you'd just been honest
with your sister.
489
00:19:42,381 --> 00:19:46,329
It's true, Mom. I've been honest with
these two since the day Gene got fat.
490
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:48,295
I remember the ice cream
sandwich that did it.
491
00:19:48,387 --> 00:19:49,832
I regret nothing.
492
00:19:49,922 --> 00:19:52,027
And Tina- bad breath every day.
493
00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:53,432
Not if you like fish.
494
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,560
See how tough they are?
495
00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:57,140
- We've been desensitized.
- I'm so numb.
496
00:19:57,229 --> 00:20:00,506
All right, from now on,
I'm going to be honest with my sister.
497
00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,203
She deserves to know the truth.
498
00:20:02,301 --> 00:20:03,974
[Gayle]
I did it! I did it!
499
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:05,742
I fixed all the paintings!
500
00:20:05,837 --> 00:20:09,580
I added pants and huge, pendulous breasts.
501
00:20:09,675 --> 00:20:11,052
Oh, I'm so excited!
502
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:13,089
I think it's my best work ever.
What do you think?
503
00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,888
I'm not hearing anything.
504
00:20:17,316 --> 00:20:18,226
Oh, my God.
505
00:20:19,318 --> 00:20:21,093
- Gayle, it's beautiful.
- They're great.
506
00:20:21,186 --> 00:20:23,132
- They look great.
- They're great!
507
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:24,701
-[Bob] I love them.
- Fantastic!
508
00:20:24,790 --> 00:20:26,497
Yes, they are. Very, very.
509
00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,004
- Yeah, look at that.
- I knew it! I knew they were great!
510
00:20:29,094 --> 00:20:33,133
Here, you hang these, and I'm gonna
go back down and finish the rest of 'em.
511
00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,007
- Oh, I couldn't do it.
- I wouldn�t have done it.
512
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,239
There's exceptions to the honesty policy.
513
00:20:37,336 --> 00:20:39,748
Yeah. Yeah, I mean, Lin,
you did the right thing.
514
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:41,818
Oh, thank you for supporting me.
515
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:43,750
I want to hug each and every one of you!
516
00:20:43,842 --> 00:20:46,015
- Come here, all of you! Come on!
- All right.
517
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:48,853
- Oh, I love my family!
- I can't breathe.
518
00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:51,860
- I love you.
- Ow!
519
00:20:51,950 --> 00:20:53,190
[squealing]
520
00:20:53,285 --> 00:20:54,423
- [Wind Blowing]
- [Seagulls Squawking]
521
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:55,862
Do you think she's coming back?
522
00:20:55,954 --> 00:20:57,695
I don't know. I'm so cold.
523
00:20:57,789 --> 00:21:00,531
Cut me open and crawl inside me.
524
00:21:00,626 --> 00:21:03,266
- One of us should live.
- Okay.
525
00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:07,970
[Louise] Mama's comin' back,
and Mama better see some paintings!
526
00:21:08,066 --> 00:21:08,874
[ Both Scream]
527
00:21:08,967 --> 00:21:13,416
?[Macabre] ?
528
00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,712
[ Male Chorus]
? Butts, butts, butts, butts ?
529
00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,048
? Butts, butts, butts, butts ?
530
00:21:18,143 --> 00:21:20,555
? Our butts, our butts
Our butts are beautiful ??
531
00:21:20,646 --> 00:21:22,819
? Butts, our butts
Our butts are beautiful ?
532
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,087
? Butts, our butts
Our butts are beautiful ?
533
00:21:25,183 --> 00:21:27,220
? Butts, butts, butts ??
534
00:21:34,259 --> 00:21:36,364
Let's get out of this ass parlor
535
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:37,769
It stinks.
536
00:21:40,832 --> 00:21:41,810
By Jeffreyalca
537
00:21:41,860 --> 00:21:46,410
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