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Reality Junkies
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Name of actor that stolen items as of right over here
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You mean the missing item and it's detective sorry
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No it's been stolen can't you see
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Right here my husband bought it for me in China and now it's gone
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See that's the problem nowadays no one's buying American anymore
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It's missing my Monday dildo is missing
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Where's your husband at right now
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What does dildo anyway
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It's my Monday dildo my husband bought it for me for the days that he works like you know I'm a
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Very sexual woman and I have needed
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Why don't you just use Wednesdays dildo
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Let's stay calm your mom I understand
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You mean you got a special doodle to
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No I mean I understand you have needs
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Oh that's a sweet that's a great idea what's a great idea
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I can have sex with you because then I will be cheating on my Monday dildo
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I mean
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You're so good at that
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Oh God
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I guess so grown
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Oh God
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You're definitely detective you're feeling going all the right places
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So good
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Take that off
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Kick the dust-up
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Looking good
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Forgot
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Oh my God
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Oh God
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Oh God
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Oh God oh God oh God oh God
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Oh God oh God
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How far are you
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Don't fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk fuk
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Google
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Oh my God yes
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Feels so good
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So bad
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Oh yeah
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Oh my God
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Hi
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Found your dildo
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Hey solve the mystery of the missing dildo
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