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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:51,867 --> 00:00:55,144 With the Indians! 2 00:01:32,533 --> 00:01:33,773 Avram! 3 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:22,206 I want to talk to you in private. 4 00:02:23,633 --> 00:02:25,544 Speak only English. 5 00:02:26,467 --> 00:02:30,176 And no matter what I say, don't smile. 6 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:46,673 Out of 88 students graduating from this yeshiva... 7 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:49,841 you came in a close 87. 8 00:02:52,733 --> 00:02:53,734 Don't smile. 9 00:02:56,067 --> 00:02:57,444 Look sad. 10 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:02,447 There is a new congregation... 11 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,535 In America? 12 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:04,977 Wait! 13 00:03:16,800 --> 00:03:20,748 Some meshuggener suggested your name to become the new rabbi. 14 00:03:22,633 --> 00:03:26,604 I am forced to take an official vote of the board of rabbis. 15 00:03:58,833 --> 00:03:59,834 Close. 16 00:04:01,000 --> 00:04:02,479 It's a close vote. 17 00:04:04,033 --> 00:04:06,035 But I am the Chief Rabbi! 18 00:04:06,867 --> 00:04:09,347 I am the one who has to decide! 19 00:04:10,367 --> 00:04:11,903 So, cowboy... 20 00:04:13,133 --> 00:04:16,410 I am sending you to San Francisco. 21 00:04:19,300 --> 00:04:21,644 - Where is San Francisco? - By New York. 22 00:04:31,367 --> 00:04:32,937 Get out, quick. 23 00:04:42,067 --> 00:04:46,777 And so, on a wonderful sunny day in 1850... 24 00:04:46,833 --> 00:04:50,007 I started out my great adventure... 25 00:04:50,067 --> 00:04:53,344 and I left Poland for Philadelphia... 26 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,904 the city where all the brothers love each other... 27 00:05:41,000 --> 00:05:42,604 The boat's gone. 28 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:48,710 Understand? 29 00:05:48,767 --> 00:05:50,212 Somebody should have told us! 30 00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:51,371 This is the devil's work. 31 00:05:51,433 --> 00:05:53,106 - What'd he say? - Says the boat is gone. 32 00:05:53,167 --> 00:05:55,613 Mister, what'd you just say about the boat to San Francisco? 33 00:05:55,667 --> 00:05:56,771 - Gone! - Well, that can't be. 34 00:05:56,833 --> 00:05:59,143 That boat's supposed to leave first tide in the morning! 35 00:05:59,200 --> 00:06:00,543 Supposed to? 36 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,375 What the hell's the matter with you? 37 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:03,810 It's a gold rush. 38 00:06:03,933 --> 00:06:06,038 Haven't you people heard anything? 39 00:06:06,100 --> 00:06:08,603 - Next boat two months. - Oh, God! 40 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,608 Oh, my God, help me! 41 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:14,173 Just this morning me and my brother got the news. 42 00:06:14,233 --> 00:06:15,837 All right. Who's next? 43 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:24,310 Our mama's dying in San Francisco. 44 00:06:25,033 --> 00:06:26,979 What am I gonna do? 45 00:06:27,133 --> 00:06:31,980 There must be some way that a person can go to San Francisco... 46 00:06:32,033 --> 00:06:33,569 in another way than the boat. 47 00:06:33,633 --> 00:06:35,271 Not for us, sir. 48 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,980 Just 10 minutes ago, me and my brother sold our horses and our wagon... 49 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:43,310 so as we could purchase tickets on this here boat. 50 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:46,037 And now we ain't got neither. 51 00:06:46,100 --> 00:06:48,603 Well, perhaps if you go to the man... 52 00:06:48,733 --> 00:06:51,509 and you told him your troubles and you give him back the money... 53 00:06:51,567 --> 00:06:53,672 he would give you back the wagon. 54 00:06:54,467 --> 00:06:55,946 You think he'll do it? 55 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:59,345 If he is a good man, I think he would do that, yes. 56 00:06:59,400 --> 00:07:02,813 Mister, would you help me, please? 57 00:07:03,033 --> 00:07:05,980 I'm not much good at explaining myself and... 58 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:10,611 I usually just start to cry. 59 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,010 I will do that. 60 00:07:12,067 --> 00:07:13,478 I would be happy to do it. 61 00:07:13,533 --> 00:07:15,911 But I don't know if I would be much help to you. 62 00:07:15,967 --> 00:07:17,446 With the way I speak English... 63 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:19,673 Wait, you don't have to carry the bags. 64 00:07:19,733 --> 00:07:21,576 My brother, his name is Matt. 65 00:07:21,633 --> 00:07:23,806 - Oh, say, what's your name? - Avram. 66 00:07:23,867 --> 00:07:25,847 Avram. My name's Darryl, Darryl Diggs. 67 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:28,176 Anyway, my brother's got a temper. 68 00:07:28,233 --> 00:07:30,372 Sometimes he just unloads, you know what I mean? 69 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:32,379 - Can't I help you to carry... - No, that's all right. 70 00:07:32,433 --> 00:07:33,969 I've got it all. Don't worry about a thing. 71 00:07:34,033 --> 00:07:36,445 Just step in here, anyway. Come on, what is it again, Avrum? 72 00:07:36,500 --> 00:07:38,912 Avram. But you didn't do nothing wrong. 73 00:07:39,467 --> 00:07:42,448 - Everything go all right? - Well, we missed the boat. 74 00:07:43,067 --> 00:07:45,047 - What? - The boat sailed yesterday. 75 00:07:45,100 --> 00:07:48,980 The whole town's gone crazy, Matt. It's gold rush. It sailed yesterday. 76 00:07:49,467 --> 00:07:51,276 Yeah, but what are we supposed to do now? 77 00:07:51,333 --> 00:07:54,746 Well, God may be on our side yet, Matt, thanks to this here gentleman. 78 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:57,037 Avram, this is my brother, Matthew Diggs. 79 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,239 - How do you do? - Mr. Jones! 80 00:08:00,033 --> 00:08:03,845 Mr. Jones, we missed our boat and we find ourselves in a desperate state. 81 00:08:03,900 --> 00:08:05,436 We need our horses and our wagon back... 82 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:09,073 so as we can get to San Francisco to see our mum before she dies. 83 00:08:09,267 --> 00:08:11,770 So if you’d be kind enough to take your money back... 84 00:08:11,833 --> 00:08:15,246 I sympathize with your misfortunes, fellows. But you've got to understand... 85 00:08:15,300 --> 00:08:17,837 I'm in the business of buying and selling... 86 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:21,341 and I don't sell unless I can make a profit. 87 00:08:21,767 --> 00:08:24,304 But we don't have no money to give you a profit. 88 00:08:24,367 --> 00:08:26,278 Then we don't do no business. 89 00:08:27,067 --> 00:08:30,310 Excuse me. Excuse me, Mr. Jones. 90 00:08:32,133 --> 00:08:36,081 How much profit do you need from these gentlemen? 91 00:08:36,500 --> 00:08:38,002 $50. 92 00:08:38,233 --> 00:08:41,112 $50. That's it, Matt, we're sunk. 93 00:08:41,233 --> 00:08:43,713 I'm sorry, Avram. Sorry I wasted your time. 94 00:08:44,300 --> 00:08:48,009 Well, perhaps I could pay the $50. 95 00:08:59,967 --> 00:09:01,913 It's real kind of you, Avram. 96 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:05,311 I don't know how's we could ever pay you back. Do you, Matt? 97 00:09:05,933 --> 00:09:08,743 $50, look, I don't know. 98 00:09:09,100 --> 00:09:11,740 If I could have a seat on your wagon to San Francisco... 99 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:13,802 I would be more than paid back. 100 00:09:14,067 --> 00:09:15,341 Well, you pay the $50... 101 00:09:15,400 --> 00:09:18,574 you could have a seat with a cushion on it. Can't he, Matt? 102 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:20,273 All the way. 103 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:22,541 I would share the cushion. 104 00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:26,675 Matt, the Lord is smiling on you and me today! 105 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,871 Amen. 106 00:09:29,233 --> 00:09:30,871 Gentlemen, quiet! 107 00:09:31,733 --> 00:09:33,713 Wonderful, marvelous news. 108 00:09:35,100 --> 00:09:37,671 Just this morning, I received this letter. 109 00:09:41,033 --> 00:09:43,104 "Dear Mr. Bender: 110 00:09:43,167 --> 00:09:46,842 "This is to inform you that soon, God willing... 111 00:09:47,200 --> 00:09:49,942 "you will have a rabbi and a Torah. 112 00:09:55,667 --> 00:09:58,876 "Rabbi Avram Belinski has left Poland... 113 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:01,812 "to join you in the village of San Francisco. 114 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:05,903 "Avram thanks you for the picture of your lovely family. 115 00:10:06,167 --> 00:10:10,741 "He is looking eagerly forward to meeting your daughter Sarah Mindl... 116 00:10:10,800 --> 00:10:12,905 "with an eye towards matrimony." 117 00:10:14,700 --> 00:10:17,738 - Papa! - Not now, Sarah Mindl. 118 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:20,140 But, Julius! 119 00:10:21,100 --> 00:10:22,477 Go to your room. 120 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:24,369 What's the matter with Sarah Mindl? 121 00:10:24,433 --> 00:10:28,074 Bender, a rabbi is better than a Rosensheine. 122 00:10:44,867 --> 00:10:46,403 You want a bite? 123 00:10:46,467 --> 00:10:47,775 Oh, thanks. 124 00:11:05,000 --> 00:11:06,775 There she is, Avram. 125 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,073 That little shortcut I was telling you about. 126 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:11,977 Gonna get us to San Francisco four days earlier. 127 00:11:12,033 --> 00:11:13,068 Good. 128 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:52,901 Whoa! 129 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,911 What happened? Is it Indians? 130 00:11:54,967 --> 00:11:56,810 Mr. Jones, what's happening? 131 00:12:03,833 --> 00:12:05,972 I don't understand. What's... 132 00:12:06,033 --> 00:12:08,479 Darryl, tell him I paid the $50! 133 00:12:08,967 --> 00:12:10,640 He paid the $50. 134 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,280 - You paid the $50? - Yeah, I did. 135 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:23,002 Is it clothes what you want? 136 00:12:23,067 --> 00:12:24,808 You want to take my clothes? 137 00:12:24,867 --> 00:12:27,814 You need my clothes so much? You don't have your own clothes? 138 00:12:30,700 --> 00:12:33,806 No! No! Not the Torah, please! 139 00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:35,847 Take my money, you can have the... 140 00:12:35,900 --> 00:12:38,437 God! God, help me! 141 00:12:38,567 --> 00:12:40,808 Mr. Jones, please don't do that! 142 00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:47,512 Please! Please! No! 143 00:12:47,567 --> 00:12:49,547 What's you need my tallis for? 144 00:12:52,633 --> 00:12:54,374 Why are you doing this? 145 00:12:54,433 --> 00:12:55,741 - We love you. - Mr. Jones... 146 00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,677 why are you doing this? 147 00:12:57,733 --> 00:13:00,111 - You're not happy with our service? - No. 148 00:13:03,900 --> 00:13:08,576 God! I don't want to be with these filthy crooks! 149 00:13:08,633 --> 00:13:11,307 - We'll fix that for you, bucko. - No! 150 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:12,846 There you go! 151 00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:29,780 - How'd we do? - I got the rest of his money. 152 00:16:31,267 --> 00:16:33,770 This you couldn't throw out first! 153 00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,237 America. 154 00:17:33,067 --> 00:17:35,673 Landsmen! Landsmen! 155 00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,278 Hello! 156 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,144 Landsmen! 157 00:17:41,300 --> 00:17:42,301 Landsmen! 158 00:17:42,467 --> 00:17:43,639 Hello! 159 00:17:45,300 --> 00:17:46,608 Landsmen! 160 00:18:22,967 --> 00:18:25,504 Dost thou speak English? 161 00:18:28,700 --> 00:18:30,202 Dost thou... 162 00:18:31,867 --> 00:18:33,778 speak... 163 00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:24,107 You know, I think he's crazy. 164 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,135 We have decided... 165 00:20:18,467 --> 00:20:22,244 that thou shouldst have this money for the train to Akron. 166 00:20:27,600 --> 00:20:30,137 We are sorry it cannot be more. 167 00:20:32,167 --> 00:20:36,343 We all hope it will help thee on thy journey... 168 00:20:36,933 --> 00:20:38,344 Brother Avram. 169 00:20:44,767 --> 00:20:49,375 I will never forget thy kindness. 170 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,439 Thanks. 171 00:21:06,067 --> 00:21:09,708 Bye-bye. Good-bye, children. 172 00:21:11,733 --> 00:21:15,340 Good-bye. Thank you very much. 173 00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:17,437 Thanks. 174 00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:20,913 - Good-bye. - Good-bye, Avram. 175 00:21:23,467 --> 00:21:25,572 My parents have a farm... 176 00:21:25,633 --> 00:21:29,410 not big like this one, but they have a nice farm. 177 00:21:30,067 --> 00:21:32,308 How is it that thou are not a farmer? 178 00:21:33,567 --> 00:21:35,638 Well, God made me a rabbi. 179 00:21:36,367 --> 00:21:38,643 - Why? - Why? 180 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:42,903 I think he had enough farmers. 181 00:21:46,667 --> 00:21:48,704 What a wonderful country. 182 00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:14,447 Simple Simon says, "Put your fingers on your nose." 183 00:22:16,767 --> 00:22:19,270 Simple Simon says, "No laughing." 184 00:22:20,500 --> 00:22:24,642 Simple Simon says, "Put your fingers on your nose." 185 00:22:25,133 --> 00:22:26,908 I really have to go! 186 00:22:29,067 --> 00:22:32,276 Simple Simon says, "Put your fingers on your nose." 187 00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:35,978 Don't bother the man, honey. 188 00:22:37,733 --> 00:22:40,942 Simple Simon says, "You don't have to play." 189 00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:50,343 I think we're an hour and a half away. 190 00:23:39,700 --> 00:23:43,170 - Mommy, I'm getting sleepy. - Then take a nap. 191 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:26,306 - Can you stop it? - Mama, I'm hungry. 192 00:25:08,700 --> 00:25:12,147 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention, please? 193 00:25:12,333 --> 00:25:14,108 Now I want you all to stay calm and listen... 194 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:16,147 'cause I'm only gonna say this once. 195 00:25:17,567 --> 00:25:20,207 First thing is: don't turn around. 196 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:22,972 There's a man behind you with a big shotgun... 197 00:25:23,034 --> 00:25:25,207 and he don't care to be recognized. 198 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,108 Them that don't believe me is gonna die. 199 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:34,373 All right now. You all put your hands on top of your heads. 200 00:25:35,067 --> 00:25:37,479 Good. That's real good. 201 00:25:38,300 --> 00:25:41,042 Now we're all gonna play like we're in church. 202 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,871 You got something for the collection, sir? 203 00:25:44,733 --> 00:25:45,973 Very kind. 204 00:25:46,900 --> 00:25:49,107 Ma'am? Thank you. 205 00:25:49,167 --> 00:25:51,010 Thank you very much. 206 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:52,134 Ma'am? 207 00:25:58,267 --> 00:25:59,371 Thank you. 208 00:26:00,300 --> 00:26:02,473 Well, thank you all very much. 209 00:26:02,533 --> 00:26:05,343 Mr. Jake, I'm jumping here, you go at the next bend. 210 00:26:05,733 --> 00:26:07,212 Remember, folks... 211 00:26:07,267 --> 00:26:10,646 the best way to keep your heads is keep your hands on top of them. 212 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,304 And don't turn around. 213 00:26:13,500 --> 00:26:16,413 Better to give than to receive, ain't it, folks? 214 00:27:12,500 --> 00:27:17,040 Simple Simon says, "Everybody laugh." 215 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,877 Don't you get the joke? 216 00:27:27,934 --> 00:27:32,041 Simple says, "Everybody gotta laugh." 217 00:28:30,867 --> 00:28:35,407 It's difficult to explain that a Jew can’t ride on a Saturday. 218 00:28:35,833 --> 00:28:39,872 And, fora Jew, Saturday begins on Friday. 219 00:28:41,667 --> 00:28:43,510 - Name? - Joseph Pellerton. 220 00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:48,679 See the foreman. Name? 221 00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,177 Good? Good. 222 00:28:54,234 --> 00:28:56,908 See the foreman. Name? 223 00:28:56,967 --> 00:28:58,344 You funny looking fellow. 224 00:28:58,900 --> 00:29:02,109 - Yes. Yes. - See the foreman. Name? 225 00:29:02,933 --> 00:29:04,037 Yes. 226 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:06,870 See the foreman. 227 00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:10,380 - You ever work on railroad before? - No. This is the first time for me. 228 00:29:10,434 --> 00:29:11,435 K-O-V... 229 00:29:14,367 --> 00:29:15,368 See the foreman. 230 00:29:15,434 --> 00:29:17,436 - You sure talk funny. - Name? 231 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,806 - Yes. - See the foreman. 232 00:29:21,867 --> 00:29:22,902 - Yes. - Name? 233 00:29:22,967 --> 00:29:23,968 John Browning. 234 00:29:24,033 --> 00:29:26,309 Strange-looking characters looking for jobs. 235 00:29:26,367 --> 00:29:27,778 See the foreman. 236 00:29:28,467 --> 00:29:29,969 - Name? - Belinski. 237 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:49,243 Sorry, Paco. Sorry. It wouldn't happen again. 238 00:29:49,567 --> 00:29:52,207 You can bet your boots on that. 239 00:30:05,200 --> 00:30:06,508 He did it again. 240 00:30:20,533 --> 00:30:23,070 Wait, Paco. Wait! 241 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:25,437 Wait, it wasn't done on purpose. 242 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:29,345 - Avram, some water over here. - Coming right up. 243 00:30:29,600 --> 00:30:32,376 Got nice, fresh water coming right up. 244 00:30:32,933 --> 00:30:35,743 - Avram. - What? What happened? 245 00:30:35,933 --> 00:30:38,072 Paco? No! 246 00:30:38,134 --> 00:30:41,877 - It was an accident. I didn't mean to... - I kill you, pendejo! 247 00:30:41,933 --> 00:30:43,776 I'll bust your Jewish bones! 248 00:30:44,233 --> 00:30:47,339 You smart, you listen. We open a big restaurant. 249 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:49,937 You work one year, make enough money to buy a wagon. 250 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,445 Maybe we even go with you, huh? 251 00:30:51,500 --> 00:30:53,605 Open a big joint in San Francisco! 252 00:30:53,667 --> 00:30:57,376 Paco, would you show me where to buy a horse? 253 00:30:57,767 --> 00:31:00,907 Hey, pendejo. How you going to find your way? 254 00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:05,311 Paco, please, just show me where to buy a horse. 255 00:31:10,033 --> 00:31:14,812 You're crazy, Jew-boy! You gonna get lost! 256 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:19,374 Believe me, I won't get lost! 257 00:31:19,767 --> 00:31:22,475 Oh, yes, you will. 258 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:28,540 Good-bye! 259 00:31:29,334 --> 00:31:31,314 Good-bye, Paco. 260 00:31:32,033 --> 00:31:34,377 Good-bye, Mr. Ping! 261 00:31:34,567 --> 00:31:37,548 Wait! Wait, horsie! 262 00:31:37,667 --> 00:31:39,977 Wait, wait, horsie! Take it easy. 263 00:31:40,767 --> 00:31:44,772 Nice horsie. That's a good horsie. 264 00:31:44,867 --> 00:31:45,971 That's it. 265 00:31:46,267 --> 00:31:48,406 Let's take it slow and easy. 266 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,243 Slow! Slow. 267 00:31:51,734 --> 00:31:53,714 That's it. You're a good horsie. 268 00:31:53,767 --> 00:31:58,682 Sarah Mindl. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah. 269 00:32:00,433 --> 00:32:03,812 Oh, my Sarah, Sarah. 270 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,374 Oh, show me what you meant to me. 271 00:32:28,867 --> 00:32:32,838 Oh, my food! My food! 272 00:32:42,333 --> 00:32:43,573 Why me? 273 00:32:43,633 --> 00:32:45,442 My food, you're gonna take? 274 00:32:45,567 --> 00:32:48,446 You got the whole world, you're gonna take my food! 275 00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:56,279 Not you! Wait! 276 00:32:56,333 --> 00:32:59,576 Not you! Wait! Horsie, wait! 277 00:33:02,100 --> 00:33:04,046 No food and no horse. 278 00:33:06,667 --> 00:33:08,044 Come back! 279 00:33:08,100 --> 00:33:09,807 Come here, horsie! 280 00:33:09,867 --> 00:33:12,404 I'll be good to you! I'll be nice! 281 00:33:12,467 --> 00:33:14,447 I'll pick grass for you! 282 00:33:14,533 --> 00:33:16,376 I'll scratch your back! 283 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,140 I'll give you a nice rub! 284 00:33:25,167 --> 00:33:28,011 Chicken, chicken. Chickie, chickie, chicken. 285 00:33:28,067 --> 00:33:30,741 Come here. I don't wanna hurt you. 286 00:33:30,967 --> 00:33:32,776 I just want to eat you. 287 00:33:37,434 --> 00:33:40,506 Come here, wait! I don't wanna hurt you! 288 00:33:40,700 --> 00:33:43,146 I just want to make you kosher! 289 00:34:26,500 --> 00:34:28,173 How hungry are you? 290 00:34:30,600 --> 00:34:32,273 I'm pretty hungry. 291 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,739 If you had been here yesterday... 292 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,780 we could've had roast chicken! 293 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:03,246 So that's Jewish cooking, huh? 294 00:35:04,800 --> 00:35:06,302 Pretty good, huh? 295 00:35:08,834 --> 00:35:10,575 Where're you coming from? 296 00:35:11,967 --> 00:35:13,105 Back there. 297 00:35:14,334 --> 00:35:16,177 You're from California, huh? 298 00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,711 California is that way? 299 00:35:26,234 --> 00:35:28,043 You're lost, ain't you? 300 00:35:30,367 --> 00:35:33,007 - Got any money? - No. 301 00:35:35,267 --> 00:35:36,871 Got any food? 302 00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,201 No. 303 00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,811 Sure talk funny. 304 00:35:45,867 --> 00:35:48,211 - Where you born at? - Poland. 305 00:35:50,033 --> 00:35:52,536 Is that near Pittsburgh? 306 00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,936 No. That's near Czechoslovakia. 307 00:35:56,800 --> 00:35:58,245 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 308 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:02,904 And you're going to California? 309 00:36:03,567 --> 00:36:04,637 Yes. 310 00:36:08,200 --> 00:36:09,907 You ain't gonna make it. 311 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:12,674 Excuse me... 312 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:15,810 in the morning, would you be kind enough... 313 00:36:15,867 --> 00:36:19,110 to point out in which direction is San Francisco? 314 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:21,543 - Sure. - Good. 315 00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:24,407 - In the morning. - In that case... 316 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,110 would you like to fight for that last fish? 317 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,206 You think you got a chance? 318 00:36:34,300 --> 00:36:39,249 I think I can say, with complete confidence, none whatsoever... 319 00:36:40,467 --> 00:36:42,003 but I'm still hungry. 320 00:36:43,267 --> 00:36:45,508 - Help yourself. - Thanks. 321 00:36:49,033 --> 00:36:50,944 What you call this kind offish? 322 00:36:51,767 --> 00:36:54,839 - That's a trout. - A trout? 323 00:36:56,234 --> 00:36:58,009 It's got a lot of bones. 324 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:03,271 You got family waiting for you? 325 00:37:03,733 --> 00:37:06,839 I'm promised a wife when I get to San Francisco. 326 00:37:06,900 --> 00:37:08,470 But I haven't never met her. 327 00:37:08,534 --> 00:37:11,606 You gonna marry a woman that you never seen? 328 00:37:12,234 --> 00:37:14,180 I didn't say I never seen her. 329 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:15,872 I said I never met her. 330 00:37:17,200 --> 00:37:20,875 They sent me a picture before I left Poland. 331 00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:29,304 Well. 332 00:37:29,367 --> 00:37:30,505 What you think? 333 00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,205 Well, that's my kind of woman. 334 00:37:32,267 --> 00:37:33,644 You son of a gun. 335 00:37:34,367 --> 00:37:36,779 You son of a gun, you. 336 00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:39,474 Shee-it! 337 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:42,710 I guess so. 338 00:37:42,934 --> 00:37:45,073 This other one ain't bad, neither. 339 00:37:47,967 --> 00:37:52,109 - Good night, Rabbi. - Good night, cowboy. 340 00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:15,080 Well, it's nice meeting up with you, pard. 341 00:38:15,200 --> 00:38:17,202 Nice meeting up with you, pard. 342 00:38:17,634 --> 00:38:19,636 - You got it straight? - Oh, sure. 343 00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:21,304 Right from this tree... 344 00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:23,711 I head straight north five or six weeks... 345 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,804 till I come to the flat country. 346 00:38:26,034 --> 00:38:30,176 - Yeah. - Then I make a left for two days. 347 00:38:30,234 --> 00:38:32,236 That way I avoid the Indians. 348 00:38:33,267 --> 00:38:34,974 Then I cross the river... 349 00:38:35,867 --> 00:38:39,076 and I make a sharp right, away from the mountains. 350 00:38:41,167 --> 00:38:43,704 Once I get to the desert, God willing... 351 00:38:44,034 --> 00:38:46,947 I just continue straight as piss... 352 00:38:47,134 --> 00:38:50,581 till I come to the ocean. Take a left... 353 00:38:51,067 --> 00:38:53,547 keeping the ocean on my right shoulder... 354 00:38:53,667 --> 00:38:56,671 and just hot-tail it right into San Francisco. 355 00:38:58,000 --> 00:38:59,001 Good? 356 00:39:00,500 --> 00:39:01,672 Pretty good. 357 00:39:02,634 --> 00:39:03,635 Well... 358 00:39:05,233 --> 00:39:06,735 I hope you make it. 359 00:39:12,900 --> 00:39:17,906 Okay, wait, horse. Good. All right, go, horsie. 360 00:39:18,700 --> 00:39:22,614 That's it, straight ahead. 361 00:39:26,200 --> 00:39:30,979 - Speak any Mexican, do you? - No. Why do you ask? 362 00:39:32,267 --> 00:39:35,373 Oh, nothing. Just curious. 363 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:42,446 If you should ever come to San Francisco, I hope that you'll call on me... 364 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:45,011 and we could talk over some nice times. 365 00:39:51,367 --> 00:39:53,973 - Come on, horsie. - Hey... 366 00:39:56,200 --> 00:39:57,679 that way. 367 00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:01,203 That way? 368 00:40:03,267 --> 00:40:05,440 Of course, I know it's that way... 369 00:40:05,700 --> 00:40:09,477 but first I have to go around that big log before I can go that way! 370 00:40:09,767 --> 00:40:13,613 You mustn't turn a horse so quick. That's how accidents happen. 371 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:18,710 You gotta start nice and slow. That way you get off on the right foot. 372 00:40:26,100 --> 00:40:30,412 Hey! What kind of crazy horses they got in this country? 373 00:40:35,900 --> 00:40:39,905 - What do you call this in Jewish? - A tokhes. 374 00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:45,309 Well, you keep your eyes on this tokhes and don't take them off till I tell you. 375 00:40:46,334 --> 00:40:49,178 Keep my eyes on the tokhes... 376 00:40:56,367 --> 00:40:59,644 Shee-it! Don't get no closer to that edge, Rabbi. 377 00:41:01,434 --> 00:41:03,880 - What kind of word is that? - What word? 378 00:41:04,034 --> 00:41:06,605 You always say, "shee-it" at a certain moment. 379 00:41:06,667 --> 00:41:08,078 Shee-it? 380 00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:13,645 Well, that's a... That's a... 381 00:41:13,934 --> 00:41:18,110 What do you... You must have a word in your language that you... 382 00:41:19,800 --> 00:41:22,610 What do say when you get really took by surprise? 383 00:41:22,967 --> 00:41:24,173 Oygevald. 384 00:41:25,034 --> 00:41:26,035 Oygevald? 385 00:41:26,367 --> 00:41:30,873 - Yeah. - That's it. That's what "shee-it" means? 386 00:41:33,800 --> 00:41:35,404 Oy, shee-it! 387 00:41:36,634 --> 00:41:38,443 Yeah, that makes sense. 388 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,440 Slow. Slow, horsie. 389 00:41:50,067 --> 00:41:51,910 Well, this is it. 390 00:41:53,267 --> 00:41:55,508 - Where are you going? - Back down the river a few miles... 391 00:41:55,567 --> 00:41:57,069 it's a good place to cross. 392 00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,038 - Why not here? - Here? 393 00:42:00,067 --> 00:42:01,375 Here's a good place to die... 394 00:42:01,500 --> 00:42:03,707 but it ain't a good place to cross the river. 395 00:42:03,767 --> 00:42:08,045 We just jump in and swim straight across. Simple as pie. 396 00:42:10,034 --> 00:42:11,877 You wanna kill yourself, go ahead. 397 00:42:11,934 --> 00:42:14,642 I don't like the odds. I'm taking the long way. 398 00:42:23,400 --> 00:42:25,880 Well, that shouldn't be so difficult. 399 00:42:36,234 --> 00:42:39,807 Wait a minute! Where you going, horsie? 400 00:42:40,034 --> 00:42:42,947 I didn't say where to go yet! 401 00:42:44,634 --> 00:42:46,375 Oh, no! Oh, no! 402 00:43:04,834 --> 00:43:06,507 That snake could've killed me! 403 00:43:07,034 --> 00:43:09,446 Well, damn me! If he can do it, I can do it. 404 00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,212 Help! Oygevald! 405 00:43:21,700 --> 00:43:22,701 God damn! 406 00:43:32,034 --> 00:43:33,445 Shit! 407 00:43:38,167 --> 00:43:41,614 You know, Rabbi, you're one crazy bastard! 408 00:43:42,100 --> 00:43:43,101 Remember... 409 00:43:43,434 --> 00:43:47,746 I'm the kind of person when he says he's gonna do something, he does it. 410 00:43:49,067 --> 00:43:52,276 You got a guarantee, huh? He could be laying out there somewhere... 411 00:43:52,334 --> 00:43:54,974 - dead in the wilderness! - Bite your tongue! 412 00:43:55,234 --> 00:43:57,714 You're talking about my future son-in-law. 413 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:07,809 Somebody, maybe, should remind Sarah Mindl. 414 00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:14,777 Rosalie. 415 00:44:16,100 --> 00:44:17,101 Rosalie. 416 00:44:17,600 --> 00:44:21,980 - Get your sister away from that idiot! - I'm not mixing in. I'm not mixing in. 417 00:44:24,300 --> 00:44:28,112 This is a nice little town. Cold, but nice. 418 00:44:28,400 --> 00:44:30,641 Yeah, I guess. 419 00:44:31,534 --> 00:44:35,107 I don't think that fellow is 100**. 420 00:44:39,667 --> 00:44:41,943 I'll see if I can find us some place to stay. 421 00:44:45,267 --> 00:44:48,874 - Someplace pretty cheap. - Yeah, pretty cheap. 422 00:45:17,634 --> 00:45:18,772 About tomorrow morning... 423 00:45:20,434 --> 00:45:22,380 This ain't traveling weather. 424 00:45:22,700 --> 00:45:26,409 I know this place ain't fancy, but it's got a roof. 425 00:45:27,234 --> 00:45:29,373 And like you say, it's cheap. 426 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:34,012 So we just stay here for a couple months and then head south. 427 00:45:34,067 --> 00:45:36,513 No. I've wasted too much time already. 428 00:45:42,067 --> 00:45:45,537 When they banged on your head, they must've mushed your brains! 429 00:45:45,934 --> 00:45:49,746 So goddamned worried about time, how come you don't ride on Saturday? 430 00:45:49,900 --> 00:45:53,074 I told you, it's against my religion to ride on the Sabbath. 431 00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:58,112 I got me a new religion, too! And one of the things you ain't allowed to do is die! 432 00:45:58,500 --> 00:46:02,380 There's real mountains out there, and that's a real blizzard building up. 433 00:46:02,434 --> 00:46:05,574 - I'm telling you we can't make it. - I can make it. 434 00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:11,206 God damn! I ain't gonna let you talk me into this. It's just impossible! 435 00:46:11,467 --> 00:46:15,472 Every goddamn Indian knows that! Every goddamn trapper knows that! 436 00:46:18,767 --> 00:46:21,543 I know, you don't like it when I talk that way. 437 00:46:22,534 --> 00:46:26,607 But I'm telling you, you ain't gonna talk me into it this time! 438 00:46:28,500 --> 00:46:31,504 Am I trying to talk you into anything? 439 00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,706 Good night! Have a nice trip. 440 00:46:39,500 --> 00:46:43,915 Good night. And thanks for everything you did for me... 441 00:46:45,067 --> 00:46:48,207 up until the time I needed you the most! 442 00:46:52,467 --> 00:46:54,378 Don't wake me in the morning! 443 00:46:56,267 --> 00:46:59,510 I'll try to be as quiet as possible! 444 00:47:02,200 --> 00:47:04,237 What do you think now, Rabbi? 445 00:47:04,867 --> 00:47:06,073 It's cold. 446 00:47:10,400 --> 00:47:12,243 You should see it in winter. 447 00:47:20,767 --> 00:47:24,909 In the Talmud it says, "Find thyself a teacher." 448 00:47:25,700 --> 00:47:27,270 And this I had done. 449 00:47:31,900 --> 00:47:36,440 However, there were times I feared that he would find another pupil. 450 00:47:39,967 --> 00:47:42,140 Get your horse down! 451 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:05,643 If we’d have gone on, we'd have froze to death! 452 00:48:06,834 --> 00:48:08,745 No, make one! 453 00:48:11,267 --> 00:48:14,646 Move! Come here... 454 00:48:17,634 --> 00:48:18,874 closer! 455 00:48:21,434 --> 00:48:22,469 Wait. 456 00:48:22,867 --> 00:48:26,314 We are doing this to keep warm, aren't we? 457 00:48:27,300 --> 00:48:29,906 In that case, you can put your arms around me. 458 00:48:32,467 --> 00:48:33,946 Come here, darling. 459 00:48:37,634 --> 00:48:39,204 That's better. 460 00:48:48,300 --> 00:48:50,143 Hey, look. 461 00:49:01,334 --> 00:49:03,837 I think we've found the Garden of Eden. 462 00:49:04,234 --> 00:49:06,612 Well, it ain't exactly the Garden of Eden. 463 00:49:10,734 --> 00:49:12,941 What a wonderful place America is! 464 00:49:13,434 --> 00:49:15,107 There are no walls around these cities. 465 00:49:15,167 --> 00:49:17,875 You don't have to worry about soldiers coming in from the next town... 466 00:49:17,934 --> 00:49:19,038 and killing people. 467 00:49:20,334 --> 00:49:22,746 You know, I think this is the West. 468 00:49:23,000 --> 00:49:27,380 We're in the Wild West here, just like the books I read in Poland. 469 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:32,871 This is a wonderful city. They got banks and restaurants... 470 00:49:33,967 --> 00:49:38,143 they got merchants of all kinds here. And look at the people... 471 00:49:38,200 --> 00:49:41,613 how they're dressed. I think those are cowboys. 472 00:49:44,067 --> 00:49:45,740 - Howdy. - Howdy. 473 00:49:45,867 --> 00:49:50,077 Hold up here. I got a little business I wanna take care of. 474 00:49:50,367 --> 00:49:52,404 Hold on to the horses, will you? 475 00:49:56,567 --> 00:49:58,274 I'll be right back. 476 00:50:27,267 --> 00:50:28,507 Move it! 477 00:50:29,767 --> 00:50:32,509 - What's happening? - We just robbed the bank! 478 00:50:32,567 --> 00:50:35,741 - What did you say? - We just robbed the bank! 479 00:50:37,734 --> 00:50:39,680 What do you mean, "we?" 480 00:50:43,934 --> 00:50:45,914 The bank, they just robbed the bank! 481 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:47,001 Oygevald! 482 00:50:51,000 --> 00:50:53,480 - We need a posse, boys, let's go! - What for? 483 00:50:53,534 --> 00:50:54,535 I said, we need a posse! 484 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:56,580 To hell with you! I ain't got any money in the bank. 485 00:50:56,634 --> 00:50:59,979 - But they robbed it! - Well go get 'em. It's your bank. 486 00:51:00,034 --> 00:51:02,173 - $5 a man when we catch them! - $5? 487 00:51:02,234 --> 00:51:03,713 - $7.50! - Not worth it... 488 00:51:03,767 --> 00:51:05,610 - I'll go for $11. - $10! 489 00:51:05,667 --> 00:51:08,614 - $11! - All right, you bastards... 490 00:51:08,700 --> 00:51:10,509 $11. Let's go! 491 00:51:31,200 --> 00:51:33,146 Don't get comfortable. We can't stop here. 492 00:51:40,967 --> 00:51:45,211 - How could you do this to me? - It's what I do. I'm a bank robber. 493 00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:49,177 - But you made me a bank robber! - So what? You get your half. 494 00:51:49,367 --> 00:51:53,543 - Get out of my life! - What? 495 00:51:55,267 --> 00:51:56,871 Get out of my life! 496 00:51:56,933 --> 00:51:59,243 Get out! I don't want you here! 497 00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:01,173 Get out of my life! 498 00:52:07,167 --> 00:52:08,168 Take it easy! 499 00:52:08,400 --> 00:52:11,176 Take it easy. You better cool off. 500 00:52:24,667 --> 00:52:26,010 Guns? 501 00:52:27,100 --> 00:52:29,444 You gonna shoot guns at me? 502 00:52:31,834 --> 00:52:32,835 Guns! 503 00:52:43,633 --> 00:52:47,775 - You know, you're really crazy. - Sure I'm crazy. I'm a bank robber. 504 00:52:47,834 --> 00:52:49,836 Who else would rob a bank but a crazy? 505 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:52,813 You, you ain't no bank robber. All you did was hold the horses. 506 00:52:52,867 --> 00:52:55,143 - Think I could tell them that? - Sure! 507 00:52:55,467 --> 00:52:59,244 - And would they listen? - Yeah, they'll listen. Then they'll hang you! 508 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,674 - And what if I gave back the money? - You mean, your half? 509 00:53:06,100 --> 00:53:09,912 - Yes, I mean my half! - First they'll string you up by your balls... 510 00:53:09,967 --> 00:53:13,642 till you tell them where the other half is, then they'll hang you! 511 00:53:18,300 --> 00:53:20,473 Make up your mind, pardner. 512 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:37,101 Oygevald! 513 00:53:37,934 --> 00:53:40,540 Go fast, horsie! Go fast! 514 00:53:40,800 --> 00:53:43,371 Wait, Tommy, wait! I'm coming. 515 00:53:50,667 --> 00:53:52,374 Looks like fresh tracks. 516 00:53:52,534 --> 00:53:55,378 They was here all right. Here's some blood. 517 00:53:55,733 --> 00:53:58,236 Hey, that was me. I knew I got that one. 518 00:53:58,767 --> 00:54:01,611 If you did, he sure took a long time to start bleeding. 519 00:54:01,667 --> 00:54:05,137 All right, let's go, men. Let's look for a tree for the hanging. 520 00:54:21,367 --> 00:54:23,938 Hey. Hey! 521 00:54:25,500 --> 00:54:27,070 Another river? 522 00:55:01,967 --> 00:55:05,676 - I wish that we could build a bigger fire. - Well, we can't! 523 00:55:06,133 --> 00:55:09,512 We're lucky to have this much. They ain't that far behind us. 524 00:55:09,734 --> 00:55:12,806 By sunrise they're gonna catch on to my dumb-ass trick. 525 00:55:13,900 --> 00:55:18,610 There, that ought to warm you up. $320 each. 526 00:55:18,700 --> 00:55:19,804 Not bad, huh? 527 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:27,706 Now ain't you something. 528 00:55:28,333 --> 00:55:30,973 To tell you the truth, I never figured you's gonna take the money... 529 00:55:31,034 --> 00:55:32,843 tainted and all, like it is. 530 00:55:33,967 --> 00:55:37,380 So you're rich. What are you gonna do with it all? 531 00:55:39,900 --> 00:55:43,040 When we get to the next town, I'm going to send it back. 532 00:55:45,167 --> 00:55:49,013 Well, I'd be careful till then. It's dangerous out here. 533 00:55:50,067 --> 00:55:52,069 Fella could get himself robbed. 534 00:55:54,700 --> 00:55:57,408 I'll keep out a watch for strangers. 535 00:56:12,867 --> 00:56:14,346 About ready. 536 00:56:27,233 --> 00:56:29,645 Church over. We'd better make tracks. 537 00:56:33,734 --> 00:56:36,374 I figure they know pretty much where we're at. 538 00:56:39,667 --> 00:56:42,238 It ain't gonna take them too long to find us. 539 00:56:42,900 --> 00:56:45,244 Hold still. Hold still, horsie. Be good. 540 00:56:45,467 --> 00:56:47,572 We can't really afford such a late start. 541 00:56:57,067 --> 00:57:00,879 - What the hell are you doing? - I don't ride today. 542 00:57:03,234 --> 00:57:04,975 What're you talking about? 543 00:57:05,767 --> 00:57:08,213 - Today is Saturday. - So? 544 00:57:08,500 --> 00:57:11,913 - I don't ride on Saturday. - Well, I know that. But don't tell me... 545 00:57:11,967 --> 00:57:15,414 - you ain't gonna ride today? - I ain't gonna ride today. 546 00:57:15,767 --> 00:57:19,044 - I asked you not to tell me that! - That's what I'm telling you. 547 00:57:19,100 --> 00:57:21,944 But this ain't no ordinary Saturday! 548 00:57:24,267 --> 00:57:27,737 Why is this Saturday different from all other Saturdays? 549 00:57:28,000 --> 00:57:31,675 'Cause this Saturday, there's a hanging-posse chasing us! 550 00:57:35,367 --> 00:57:38,678 I promise you. Right now, they're doubling back to that stream. 551 00:57:38,734 --> 00:57:41,510 I don't ride on Saturday! 552 00:57:41,867 --> 00:57:44,677 Jesus! You give me the P-doodles! 553 00:57:46,467 --> 00:57:49,004 There ain't no Jews in that posse, you know! 554 00:57:49,067 --> 00:57:52,378 They'd as soon string you up on Saturday as any other day! 555 00:57:52,434 --> 00:57:55,813 They don't give a shit for your holiday, don't you know that? 556 00:57:56,867 --> 00:57:59,108 Goddamned if I'm gonna walk! 557 00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:04,412 I've asked you not to say that. 558 00:58:11,533 --> 00:58:14,207 You stupid, ignorant, son of a bitch! 559 00:58:14,967 --> 00:58:17,777 I ain't waiting around for that posse to find us! 560 00:58:19,300 --> 00:58:22,406 - I'm leaving! - Who's asking you to stay? 561 00:58:22,700 --> 00:58:24,179 Good-bye! 562 00:58:33,967 --> 00:58:35,037 There it is. 563 00:58:54,267 --> 00:58:56,269 I'm gonna show you something. 564 00:58:59,100 --> 00:59:00,477 Look over there. 565 00:59:02,933 --> 00:59:04,537 You know what that is? 566 00:59:06,200 --> 00:59:07,201 Yes. 567 00:59:08,634 --> 00:59:09,635 Well? 568 00:59:12,934 --> 00:59:14,572 When the sun sets. 569 00:59:16,134 --> 00:59:17,545 Know what you are? 570 00:59:18,500 --> 00:59:20,241 You're a real meshigoonu. 571 00:59:24,400 --> 00:59:25,401 Meshuggener. 572 00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:37,345 They're coming. Damn you! 573 00:59:38,634 --> 00:59:40,170 - Come on. - They're coming. 574 00:59:42,234 --> 00:59:44,009 Now? 575 00:59:45,467 --> 00:59:46,775 Not yet! 576 00:59:48,667 --> 00:59:49,839 Now? 577 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:53,301 Not yet. 578 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:54,601 Now! 579 01:00:08,934 --> 01:00:11,073 - Now! - Thank God. 580 01:00:18,100 --> 01:00:19,704 Longest damn day of my life! 581 01:00:26,500 --> 01:00:28,844 That tree is a apple tree. 582 01:00:41,867 --> 01:00:45,246 Hot. It's hot. 583 01:00:54,400 --> 01:00:57,381 - Will you quit that! They ain't coming. - How do you know? 584 01:00:57,434 --> 01:01:01,712 'Cause it's been four days. I'm telling you they ain't coming. Now just relax. 585 01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:04,078 What's that? 586 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,335 Them's Indians. Let's go! 587 01:01:10,533 --> 01:01:11,637 Go, horsie! 588 01:01:14,467 --> 01:01:16,970 Let's go! They ain't serving tea, you know, you idiot! 589 01:01:18,734 --> 01:01:20,611 Go, horsie. 590 01:01:23,234 --> 01:01:24,645 Shee-it! 591 01:01:27,034 --> 01:01:31,744 Quick! Go quick, horse! Can't they see that we're friends? 592 01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:44,244 What did they want? 593 01:01:47,400 --> 01:01:50,938 They wanted our horses, our guns, our scalps, our heads. 594 01:01:52,034 --> 01:01:54,981 Jesus, I don't know. They wanted our asses, that's what they wanted. 595 01:01:55,034 --> 01:01:56,377 But, why? What did we do? 596 01:01:56,634 --> 01:02:00,047 They've been shit on by white men so long they don't ask questions no more. 597 01:02:00,567 --> 01:02:04,481 They wasn't painted up for one of your bar matzavahs, I can tell you that. 598 01:02:04,733 --> 01:02:08,579 Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, my God! 599 01:02:09,067 --> 01:02:10,569 - What's the matter? - Oh, my God. 600 01:02:10,667 --> 01:02:12,408 - What's the matter? - Oh, God! 601 01:02:12,667 --> 01:02:16,080 - The Torah... - Wait! Wait, damn it! Wait! 602 01:02:18,400 --> 01:02:20,505 I ain't going with you this time, goddamn it! 603 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:22,673 - Let go! - That was war paint... 604 01:02:22,734 --> 01:02:24,736 - you stupid ignoramus! - Let go! 605 01:02:24,800 --> 01:02:26,939 - They won't talk, they'll just kill you! - Will you let go? 606 01:02:27,000 --> 01:02:28,741 I ain't going, you son of a bitch! 607 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:30,905 Who's asking you? 608 01:02:33,567 --> 01:02:35,069 So long, sucker! 609 01:02:36,900 --> 01:02:38,345 Have a nice funeral! 610 01:02:39,400 --> 01:02:41,380 You dumb asshole! 611 01:03:02,067 --> 01:03:04,911 Oh, come on, get me out of this. 612 01:03:05,234 --> 01:03:07,646 Oh, please, please, please. 613 01:03:08,367 --> 01:03:13,316 I'm your friend. I don't wanna die. Please, God... 614 01:03:39,567 --> 01:03:41,342 I never did anything wrong. 615 01:03:44,234 --> 01:03:46,145 How did I get into this? 616 01:04:09,267 --> 01:04:14,080 - Who the hell are you? - Me, rabbi... 617 01:04:15,600 --> 01:04:17,375 Jewish rabbi. 618 01:04:18,800 --> 01:04:22,942 Come from far away across big ocean. 619 01:04:23,467 --> 01:04:26,107 I read much books about Indians. 620 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:32,440 You don't speak English very well. 621 01:04:40,700 --> 01:04:44,807 He's a holy man, Chief. Speaks to the spirits every morning and every night. 622 01:04:44,867 --> 01:04:48,542 And he's so good and kind and gentle, just a sweetheart of a man. 623 01:04:48,767 --> 01:04:51,270 Why, even when we robbed the bank and the posse was chasing us... 624 01:04:51,333 --> 01:04:53,506 he wouldn't ride on Saturday. No sirree! 625 01:04:53,567 --> 01:04:56,328 'Cause that's his holy day and he didn't wanna make his spirits angry. 626 01:04:56,534 --> 01:05:00,607 - Can he make rain? - Rain, rain? 627 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:03,874 You should've seen the rain... 628 01:05:03,934 --> 01:05:06,107 I mean buckets of rain coming down day after day. 629 01:05:06,167 --> 01:05:09,080 I didn't know what the hell we were gonna do with all the stuff. 630 01:05:09,134 --> 01:05:12,513 - And if you wanna talk about snow... - Don't talk about snow! 631 01:05:16,300 --> 01:05:20,612 - You came for this? - Yes! 632 01:05:21,867 --> 01:05:24,677 I have read this book. 633 01:05:27,467 --> 01:05:29,640 Did not understand one word. 634 01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:40,311 - What do you call this book? - Torah. 635 01:05:45,500 --> 01:05:47,207 The Torah. 636 01:05:47,734 --> 01:05:48,769 Torah. 637 01:05:48,967 --> 01:05:50,105 Good. 638 01:05:54,800 --> 01:05:57,713 Will you trade your horse for Torah? 639 01:06:02,367 --> 01:06:04,904 - Yes. - Your horse and your boots? 640 01:06:05,634 --> 01:06:07,910 - Yes. - And your clothes? 641 01:06:08,600 --> 01:06:09,738 Yes. 642 01:06:10,067 --> 01:06:14,675 - And everything else you own? - Yes, everything. 643 01:06:17,534 --> 01:06:20,515 - Even your knife? - I have no knife. 644 01:06:22,367 --> 01:06:23,675 No knife! 645 01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:33,677 - You have no knife? - No. 646 01:06:37,234 --> 01:06:39,805 If I give you back Torah... 647 01:06:40,734 --> 01:06:43,681 will you purify your soul through fire? 648 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:02,506 Yes. 649 01:07:08,634 --> 01:07:09,908 Shit! 650 01:07:21,000 --> 01:07:25,005 If I let you go, may I keep Torah? 651 01:07:28,734 --> 01:07:29,769 No! 652 01:08:05,734 --> 01:08:09,944 Rabbi with no knife, you are a brave man. 653 01:08:12,767 --> 01:08:17,409 And you, who speak to Indians as if to little children... 654 01:08:18,634 --> 01:08:22,275 your heart is big, not as big as your mouth... 655 01:08:23,100 --> 01:08:24,135 Well... 656 01:08:24,367 --> 01:08:26,347 but you have good feelings inside. 657 01:08:27,834 --> 01:08:29,677 Thanks, Chief, thanks very much. 658 01:08:56,634 --> 01:08:57,942 Thanks. 659 01:09:04,600 --> 01:09:08,707 You should just be healthy, and that's the most important thing. 660 01:09:14,367 --> 01:09:16,745 Now this is a good drink. 661 01:09:19,700 --> 01:09:21,805 Great spirit, send us rain. 662 01:09:22,067 --> 01:09:26,743 Wonderful! Wonderful and nice dancing. 663 01:09:27,134 --> 01:09:30,946 Nice does not make rain. Yes or no, can your God make rain? 664 01:09:31,234 --> 01:09:32,338 - Yes. - But he doesn't. 665 01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:33,708 - That's right. - Why? 666 01:09:33,767 --> 01:09:37,340 - Because that's not his department! - But if he wanted to, he could? 667 01:09:37,400 --> 01:09:39,971 - Yes! - What kind of God do you have? 668 01:09:40,167 --> 01:09:43,910 - Don't say, "my God." He's your God, too! - Don't give him to us... 669 01:09:43,967 --> 01:09:45,607 we have enough troubles with our own gods. 670 01:09:45,667 --> 01:09:48,807 - But there's only one God. - What does he do? 671 01:09:48,900 --> 01:09:52,006 He can do anything! 672 01:09:52,167 --> 01:09:54,511 Then why can't he make rain? 673 01:09:54,767 --> 01:09:59,716 Because he doesn't make rain! He gives us strength when we're suffering. 674 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:03,072 He gives us compassion when all that we feel is hatred! 675 01:10:03,267 --> 01:10:05,247 He gives us courage when we're searching around... 676 01:10:05,301 --> 01:10:10,114 blindly like little mice in the darkness! But he does not make rain! 677 01:10:20,034 --> 01:10:24,073 Of course, sometimes just like that... 678 01:10:24,167 --> 01:10:26,169 he'll change his mind. 679 01:10:48,100 --> 01:10:50,478 - This is really good fruit. - Watch out for that stuff. 680 01:10:50,534 --> 01:10:53,037 What's the matter with you? I love this fruit. 681 01:10:53,101 --> 01:10:57,777 - It ain't fruit! I'm telling you, watch out. - Eat. 682 01:10:59,934 --> 01:11:01,470 See that? 683 01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:09,771 Good! I don't know what the recipe is, but this is good. 684 01:11:14,867 --> 01:11:19,441 Tell me, what do Jewish people do to express joy? 685 01:11:19,500 --> 01:11:23,073 Just like the Indians, they dance, just like this. 686 01:11:23,500 --> 01:11:27,243 - Show me. - Me? Oh, I'm not a very good dancer. 687 01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:32,278 - Do you feel joy? - Yes, I do, very much. 688 01:11:32,367 --> 01:11:34,677 Then show me, please. 689 01:11:35,367 --> 01:11:36,937 Dance with my people. 690 01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:45,077 Well, I'll take a crack! 691 01:11:46,967 --> 01:11:48,241 No! 692 01:11:56,234 --> 01:11:58,180 I want him to dance with you. 693 01:11:58,601 --> 01:12:01,912 He is going to show you how his people dance. 694 01:12:07,834 --> 01:12:08,835 Well. 695 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:11,971 Ready on the tommies? 696 01:12:18,834 --> 01:12:19,904 Go! 697 01:12:20,067 --> 01:12:24,140 Everybody dance always with the left foot first. 698 01:12:24,734 --> 01:12:29,706 First we start slow. Then we're gonna do some nice footwork. 699 01:12:30,667 --> 01:12:33,011 That's it. That's good with the hands. 700 01:12:33,067 --> 01:12:36,708 Watch that lady. I think that lady's a Jewish Indian. 701 01:12:37,267 --> 01:12:41,875 Just have a little fun and don't you worry what the neighbors are thinking. 702 01:12:52,500 --> 01:12:54,002 Watch the lamp post. 703 01:12:54,067 --> 01:12:57,879 Try to keep in time with the other boys and girls. That's it. 704 01:12:58,000 --> 01:13:01,743 Just get a message from your feet. They are talking to you all the time. 705 01:13:01,800 --> 01:13:04,713 I'll tell you, if you could move the waist and the hips a little bit... 706 01:13:04,767 --> 01:13:09,739 you'll be very happy with the results. Then walk toward the left... 707 01:13:09,834 --> 01:13:11,814 the left shoulder out. 708 01:13:12,334 --> 01:13:15,838 That's the way we do it in the old country. 709 01:13:15,900 --> 01:13:19,643 And hold on tight. Here we go. 710 01:13:19,934 --> 01:13:21,936 And don't get wet. 711 01:13:22,001 --> 01:13:25,414 Move a little faster, faster. Listen to the beat. 712 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:30,209 Steady, hold, careful, let you down. Get ready, let's jump. 713 01:13:30,434 --> 01:13:33,904 Now we do a jump, a little bitty jump. That's the way we do it. 714 01:13:33,967 --> 01:13:36,140 Try a little jumping, one, two, three. 715 01:13:36,200 --> 01:13:39,670 And get ready for a trick. Here we go. 716 01:13:39,734 --> 01:13:42,112 Clap your hands, both sides, one, two, three, four. 717 01:13:42,167 --> 01:13:44,306 Clap right. Clap left, one, two, three, four. 718 01:13:44,401 --> 01:13:48,747 Clap right. Clap left. I think you got it now. You got the swing of it. 719 01:13:57,434 --> 01:13:59,778 One, two, three, four, clap right, clap left. 720 01:14:02,267 --> 01:14:04,645 One, two, three, four. One, two, three, four. 721 01:15:14,067 --> 01:15:15,239 Hello. 722 01:15:24,700 --> 01:15:27,180 Am I in the right place? 723 01:15:31,367 --> 01:15:32,903 I hear bells. 724 01:15:37,634 --> 01:15:38,669 Oy vey. 725 01:15:41,000 --> 01:15:42,206 Am I? 726 01:15:46,167 --> 01:15:47,544 Is this? 727 01:15:51,534 --> 01:15:52,911 I'm not... 728 01:15:59,234 --> 01:16:02,306 I think I was a little sick. Wasn't I? 729 01:16:07,034 --> 01:16:09,036 You want to ask me anything? 730 01:16:11,000 --> 01:16:14,243 - He can't, cuz. - Tommy. 731 01:16:14,967 --> 01:16:17,174 - How are you? - Good. 732 01:16:17,234 --> 01:16:21,410 You look a lot better. Boy, you were really out of your head last night. 733 01:16:22,334 --> 01:16:24,075 You had me really worried. 734 01:16:25,067 --> 01:16:26,387 Could you eat a little something? 735 01:16:27,434 --> 01:16:31,940 - Always. - Good. They're waiting breakfast for us. 736 01:16:33,367 --> 01:16:35,540 Leave that Torah here, it'll be safe. 737 01:16:36,000 --> 01:16:37,911 I've had enough trouble with that Torah. 738 01:16:40,767 --> 01:16:42,371 - You're okay, huh? - Yeah. 739 01:16:42,434 --> 01:16:44,539 Oh, good. Boy! 740 01:16:44,934 --> 01:16:47,915 Why didn't you listen to me when I tell you about that stuff? 741 01:16:47,967 --> 01:16:50,504 You think I'm talking to you for my own good, I tell you... 742 01:16:50,567 --> 01:16:52,308 I'm not talking to you for my own health... 743 01:16:56,067 --> 01:16:59,014 What's the point of all my experience, you don't listen to me. 744 01:16:59,067 --> 01:17:00,467 Come on, they're waiting breakfast. 745 01:17:00,934 --> 01:17:04,143 You mean they never say anything, ever? 746 01:17:04,767 --> 01:17:08,840 See, once they take the vow, they stop talking. I mean... 747 01:17:09,267 --> 01:17:12,271 not one word. There's an old man here, Father Joseph... 748 01:17:12,367 --> 01:17:16,941 - he ain't spoken in 45 years. - 45 years? 749 01:17:17,267 --> 01:17:18,769 What... How do they... 750 01:17:18,934 --> 01:17:22,677 What if they’re playing cards and they wanna ask their partner something... 751 01:17:22,734 --> 01:17:25,715 what do they do? 45 years? 752 01:17:25,767 --> 01:17:27,678 How can you live that long... 753 01:17:27,734 --> 01:17:30,738 without ever asking a person one question? 754 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:48,304 Good! 755 01:17:49,734 --> 01:17:50,838 I like this food. 756 01:17:55,501 --> 01:17:57,845 I know not to ask any questions. 757 01:17:59,367 --> 01:18:01,904 Don't worry, I understand. 758 01:18:07,234 --> 01:18:08,542 Do you grow these right... 759 01:18:09,967 --> 01:18:11,503 Sorry, sorry. 760 01:18:12,300 --> 01:18:14,337 I understand, no talking. 761 01:18:19,300 --> 01:18:22,304 It's just that I'm not used to this, you know? 762 01:18:35,801 --> 01:18:36,802 Would you please... 763 01:18:39,800 --> 01:18:40,835 The salt. 764 01:18:41,534 --> 01:18:43,445 Pass the salt, please! 765 01:18:51,300 --> 01:18:53,246 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 766 01:19:49,034 --> 01:19:50,945 You did it, didn't you? 767 01:19:51,600 --> 01:19:53,807 You gave them back the money. 768 01:19:53,901 --> 01:19:55,881 - Yup. - Yup. 769 01:19:57,034 --> 01:19:58,411 Well, that ain't the American way. 770 01:19:59,234 --> 01:20:02,511 What's more, now you ain't got no money. Well, now what you gonna do? 771 01:20:03,501 --> 01:20:04,502 Don't know. 772 01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:08,541 You don't know? Well, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do... 773 01:20:08,601 --> 01:20:10,979 I'm gonna get me a bath, then I'm gonna get drunk... 774 01:20:11,834 --> 01:20:14,110 then I'm gonna catch me a whore with great big tits... 775 01:20:14,634 --> 01:20:16,307 then I'm gonna get drunk again... 776 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:19,940 then I'm gonna rob that Wells Fargo office and get my money back. 777 01:20:20,200 --> 01:20:21,543 You dumb-ass Jew! 778 01:21:42,034 --> 01:21:43,069 Evening. 779 01:21:46,434 --> 01:21:47,708 Evening. 780 01:21:48,034 --> 01:21:49,945 We don't allow dancing in the street. 781 01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,800 You wanna dance, you go on over to the saloon. 782 01:21:52,567 --> 01:21:54,137 Oh, thanks. 783 01:21:54,601 --> 01:21:56,274 - Evening. - Evening. 784 01:22:38,601 --> 01:22:39,773 Hello. 785 01:22:41,700 --> 01:22:44,977 - Hope you don't mind if I watch. - Stranger in town? 786 01:22:45,500 --> 01:22:49,141 - Welcome to the Red Dog. - I like your piano playing. 787 01:22:53,934 --> 01:22:56,107 Ain't you got the darndest... 788 01:22:57,867 --> 01:22:59,642 You won again, Matt. 789 01:23:10,967 --> 01:23:12,537 No more bets, please. 790 01:23:26,334 --> 01:23:28,905 Hey, what the hell you doing, mister? 791 01:23:32,134 --> 01:23:34,273 Would you hold this for me, please? 792 01:23:34,334 --> 01:23:35,745 Well, I'd... 793 01:23:37,567 --> 01:23:39,012 All right, the wheel waits for no man. 794 01:23:39,067 --> 01:23:40,273 - Come on, Matt. - Place your bets. 795 01:23:40,334 --> 01:23:42,780 - You're on a winning streak. Let's go for it. - Place your bets. 796 01:23:42,834 --> 01:23:45,508 Let's go. Come on. Let it ride, all right. 797 01:23:46,401 --> 01:23:49,007 One, red. A winner, he wins again. 798 01:23:53,667 --> 01:23:55,874 I want back my money. 799 01:23:56,267 --> 01:23:57,871 I know you from someplace, don't I? 800 01:23:57,934 --> 01:23:59,413 You must be loco, mister. 801 01:23:59,934 --> 01:24:01,845 I want my $200. 802 01:24:03,134 --> 01:24:04,169 Piss off. 803 01:24:13,234 --> 01:24:14,941 All right, all right. 804 01:24:16,234 --> 01:24:19,681 No more bets, please. That's good there. No more bets. 805 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,110 I can't believe it. 806 01:24:26,667 --> 01:24:29,273 If he's smart, he'll leave right now. 807 01:24:29,367 --> 01:24:30,846 Looks like big trouble. 808 01:24:43,967 --> 01:24:45,571 I don't want to hurt nobody. 809 01:24:47,201 --> 01:24:48,612 I just want my money. 810 01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:53,040 We gonna kill you. 811 01:25:02,567 --> 01:25:04,638 That there is just to get your attention. 812 01:25:06,267 --> 01:25:08,747 Better stay on the floor. Pretend you're hurt. 813 01:25:32,734 --> 01:25:34,179 You ready, Mr. Jones? 814 01:25:34,267 --> 01:25:35,712 Oh, I'm ready. 815 01:25:43,167 --> 01:25:45,238 Now I remember you. 816 01:25:45,934 --> 01:25:48,312 - Are you ready? - Yeah. 817 01:26:04,734 --> 01:26:06,077 Put him on the bar. 818 01:26:11,200 --> 01:26:13,612 He's going to do the beer barrel. 819 01:26:13,767 --> 01:26:15,940 We haven't done that one in a couple of months. 820 01:26:19,100 --> 01:26:21,603 Now, come on now, don't mess up his funny beard. 821 01:26:23,367 --> 01:26:25,142 He'll break the bucko's face. 822 01:26:26,367 --> 01:26:27,437 Don't break the bar. 823 01:26:27,501 --> 01:26:29,447 I hope he's got enough money to pay for this. 824 01:26:38,400 --> 01:26:39,902 Nobody move. 825 01:26:43,301 --> 01:26:44,302 You... 826 01:26:45,567 --> 01:26:47,046 put $200 on the bar. 827 01:26:52,334 --> 01:26:53,774 You know where the next one's going. 828 01:26:59,100 --> 01:27:00,170 Yes, sir. 829 01:27:06,067 --> 01:27:07,068 And you... 830 01:27:07,834 --> 01:27:09,939 - how much you got? - $82. 831 01:27:10,100 --> 01:27:11,101 Get it up there. 832 01:27:19,834 --> 01:27:21,313 Put the barrel down now. 833 01:27:32,434 --> 01:27:33,435 Now... 834 01:27:34,634 --> 01:27:35,635 the three of you... 835 01:27:36,934 --> 01:27:37,969 go away. 836 01:27:50,367 --> 01:27:51,368 Leave the rest. 837 01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:54,305 Yes, sir. 838 01:28:23,000 --> 01:28:24,274 You're a rich man. 839 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:27,246 I got your $200 back. 840 01:28:28,034 --> 01:28:29,604 Your friends just left. 841 01:28:31,534 --> 01:28:33,036 Well, in that case... 842 01:28:36,434 --> 01:28:38,607 let's go out and have a little fun. 843 01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:43,001 I'm game. 844 01:28:45,200 --> 01:28:47,373 Well, cuz, we made it. 845 01:28:48,134 --> 01:28:49,454 See, it's just like I told you... 846 01:28:50,834 --> 01:28:52,177 right at that big tree... 847 01:28:53,334 --> 01:28:55,405 then left for a couple days, sharp right... 848 01:28:55,467 --> 01:28:57,667 and then as straight as piss till you come to the ocean. 849 01:28:58,101 --> 01:29:00,547 Who would've dreamed it could be so simple. 850 01:29:02,500 --> 01:29:03,501 Yeah. 851 01:29:04,200 --> 01:29:05,611 If you don't know me next time you see me... 852 01:29:05,667 --> 01:29:07,667 I'm gonna kick your ass all the way back to Poland. 853 01:29:08,567 --> 01:29:10,046 Why wouldn't I know you? 854 01:29:10,567 --> 01:29:13,912 - You going away someplace? - Well, yeah. 855 01:29:15,201 --> 01:29:16,839 This is where we say goodbye, Avram. 856 01:29:17,800 --> 01:29:18,801 What do you mean? 857 01:29:19,567 --> 01:29:22,673 Well, you follow that beach for a day and a half, you'll be in San Francisco. 858 01:29:23,200 --> 01:29:24,543 You don't need me no more. 859 01:29:27,967 --> 01:29:30,880 - Where are you going? - I'm going that way. 860 01:29:31,867 --> 01:29:32,868 Sutter's Mill. 861 01:29:34,467 --> 01:29:35,468 That's where the gold is. 862 01:29:39,901 --> 01:29:41,608 But I don't want you to go. 863 01:29:45,234 --> 01:29:47,976 - Well, I got to go. - Why? 864 01:29:49,834 --> 01:29:51,336 Well, I got people to see... 865 01:29:52,734 --> 01:29:54,736 banks to rob, you know, I... 866 01:29:55,901 --> 01:29:56,936 got to make a living. 867 01:29:57,201 --> 01:29:59,340 Who's going to be the best man at my wedding? 868 01:30:00,534 --> 01:30:04,175 Well, what do you mean? That's for one of your Jewish friends. 869 01:30:05,334 --> 01:30:08,144 You got to pick your best friend for that. 870 01:30:13,467 --> 01:30:14,468 You... 871 01:30:16,167 --> 01:30:17,976 You are my best friend. 872 01:30:21,301 --> 01:30:22,302 I'm your best friend? 873 01:30:27,734 --> 01:30:28,974 You're my only friend. 874 01:30:37,200 --> 01:30:39,305 Now listen to me, cuz... 875 01:30:41,834 --> 01:30:44,075 you keep your eyes on this tokhes... 876 01:30:45,834 --> 01:30:49,372 and don't you take them off till we get to San Francisco! 877 01:30:51,867 --> 01:30:53,175 I never had a best friend. 878 01:31:16,600 --> 01:31:19,342 I got a bank robber, a bank robber... 879 01:31:19,400 --> 01:31:22,244 you think a bank robber is stronger than God? 880 01:31:22,467 --> 01:31:26,745 I'm a rabbi! I can beat any bank robber! 881 01:31:27,834 --> 01:31:29,313 Swimming lesson's over. 882 01:31:30,534 --> 01:31:33,879 Look at them. Mermaids out of the ocean. Caught with their pants off. 883 01:31:34,334 --> 01:31:36,541 It's time for a little comeuppance, boys! 884 01:31:40,434 --> 01:31:41,640 Damn you, horse! 885 01:31:42,000 --> 01:31:43,138 Whoa! Whoa, now! 886 01:32:33,801 --> 01:32:34,939 He's out of bullets! 887 01:32:36,034 --> 01:32:39,208 He dropped the gun! Get the gun! Shoot him! 888 01:32:40,900 --> 01:32:44,575 There, right there, look! It's in the sand! 889 01:32:44,901 --> 01:32:46,676 Don't let him grab the other gun! 890 01:32:49,234 --> 01:32:52,545 Shoot him! He's gonna kill us! Shoot him! 891 01:32:53,934 --> 01:32:55,277 Shoot him, Avram! 892 01:32:56,201 --> 01:32:57,771 He's going for the other gun! 893 01:32:59,334 --> 01:33:01,405 Shoot him for Christ's sake! Shoot him! 894 01:33:03,300 --> 01:33:04,404 Help me! 895 01:33:06,001 --> 01:33:07,708 He's gonna kill us, shoot him! 896 01:33:10,134 --> 01:33:12,136 Shoot him, Avram! Shoot him! 897 01:33:12,867 --> 01:33:16,007 Don't you understand! He's going for the other gun! 898 01:33:16,267 --> 01:33:19,737 Don't let him grab that gun! Don't let him grab the other gun! 899 01:33:21,134 --> 01:33:23,307 There, see right there! 900 01:33:24,767 --> 01:33:26,974 Look, it's in the sand! 901 01:33:27,434 --> 01:33:29,937 Shoot him, Avram! Shoot him! 902 01:34:07,667 --> 01:34:11,342 It only looks bad, cuz. I've been hurt worse before. 903 01:34:14,501 --> 01:34:15,605 Give me the whiskey. 904 01:34:17,634 --> 01:34:18,977 Get the saddle bags. 905 01:34:19,667 --> 01:34:22,978 I'll show you how to fix me up. 906 01:34:26,334 --> 01:34:27,335 All right? 907 01:34:34,934 --> 01:34:36,538 You never killed a man before, huh? 908 01:34:42,134 --> 01:34:43,579 Get me the saddlebag! 909 01:34:54,200 --> 01:34:55,235 Now go to sleep. 910 01:35:00,600 --> 01:35:02,238 You're still acting kind of funny. 911 01:35:03,034 --> 01:35:06,914 - Are you sure you're all right? - I'm fine. You go to sleep now. 912 01:35:16,867 --> 01:35:18,938 Hey, Rabbi... 913 01:35:23,167 --> 01:35:24,976 you think God sent me to show you the way? 914 01:35:33,967 --> 01:35:34,968 Perhaps. 915 01:35:38,034 --> 01:35:39,741 I must be some kind of angel. 916 01:36:27,167 --> 01:36:30,410 - Well, it's sure a pretty day, ain't it? - Yes. 917 01:36:33,000 --> 01:36:34,570 It's a beautiful day. 918 01:37:35,167 --> 01:37:36,271 Howdy. 919 01:37:40,034 --> 01:37:41,035 Hello. 920 01:37:43,400 --> 01:37:44,401 Howdy. 921 01:37:45,934 --> 01:37:49,711 Howdy. How do... Hello there. 922 01:37:49,867 --> 01:37:50,902 Do you want something? 923 01:37:52,267 --> 01:37:54,907 Well, do I want? 924 01:37:54,967 --> 01:37:58,141 No! Well, gol dang it, ma'am, my name is Tommy Lillard... 925 01:37:58,201 --> 01:38:01,944 and I come from the Texas. I come from Texas. 926 01:38:05,134 --> 01:38:08,274 Excuse me, if I gave you a little startle there. I was... 927 01:38:08,701 --> 01:38:10,612 a little startled there for a second. 928 01:38:11,001 --> 01:38:12,036 What do you want? 929 01:38:13,334 --> 01:38:17,840 Well, I came to bring this thing here for... 930 01:38:17,901 --> 01:38:20,745 for Mr. Bender, iffing I got the right house and all. 931 01:38:20,934 --> 01:38:22,345 You do, I'm his daughter. 932 01:38:22,400 --> 01:38:25,040 Yes, I know that. Oh, you're the daughter? 933 01:38:25,167 --> 01:38:27,010 You are the Bender daughter! Oh! 934 01:38:28,600 --> 01:38:29,601 Howdy. 935 01:38:30,334 --> 01:38:31,677 Would you care to come in? 936 01:38:32,500 --> 01:38:37,415 Well, I would like to, but thanks, no, because I got a friend... 937 01:38:37,467 --> 01:38:40,073 waiting at the saloon and... 938 01:38:40,400 --> 01:38:44,143 my other friend, the rabbi, asked me to bring this here to you. 939 01:38:44,200 --> 01:38:46,737 - I mean, bring this to your father. - What is it? 940 01:38:47,267 --> 01:38:50,476 This thing? I don't know. I think it's some kind of Torah. 941 01:38:51,034 --> 01:38:52,069 A Torah? 942 01:38:52,667 --> 01:38:56,410 - Yeah, I think that's what he called it. - So, where is he? 943 01:38:57,334 --> 01:38:58,904 - Who? - The rabbi. 944 01:39:01,034 --> 01:39:04,607 Where is the rabbi? Oh, where is the rabbi, the rabbi. 945 01:39:04,801 --> 01:39:07,042 Well, I don't rightly know, ma'am. 946 01:39:07,734 --> 01:39:11,307 The last time I seen him I was busting my britches in the cathouse. 947 01:39:12,000 --> 01:39:16,574 And, my friend, the rabbi, asked me if I should ever come Frisco way... 948 01:39:16,801 --> 01:39:19,509 would I drop by this house and do him this favor. 949 01:39:21,601 --> 01:39:24,582 Anyway, it was nice to... 950 01:39:24,800 --> 01:39:26,871 make your acquaintance, ma'am. 951 01:39:28,567 --> 01:39:29,602 I'd... 952 01:39:33,367 --> 01:39:34,437 Is something wrong? 953 01:39:37,367 --> 01:39:39,244 No, no. 954 01:39:39,334 --> 01:39:42,315 It's just I didn't know that your eyes would be so brown. 955 01:39:43,967 --> 01:39:45,674 How would you know that? 956 01:39:49,034 --> 01:39:50,513 How would I know that? 957 01:39:51,134 --> 01:39:55,048 How would I know that? That's right. How could I know that? 958 01:39:55,101 --> 01:39:57,877 I couldn't know that. Well... 959 01:39:59,001 --> 01:40:01,242 I'd better get going. 960 01:40:01,501 --> 01:40:03,344 I hate to keep my sidewinder waiting. 961 01:40:03,867 --> 01:40:07,974 So, I'll just give you that to give to your father. 962 01:40:08,234 --> 01:40:11,010 Oh, wait. Papa! 963 01:40:11,067 --> 01:40:13,206 Oh, no, no, don't call the papa! 964 01:40:13,467 --> 01:40:16,346 I'd really better get my ass out of here. So, thanks. 965 01:40:16,467 --> 01:40:19,073 - And adios for everything. - Wait. 966 01:40:19,134 --> 01:40:21,307 Wait, please. Papa! Wait! 967 01:40:22,700 --> 01:40:23,701 Wait! 968 01:40:25,334 --> 01:40:26,335 Papa? 969 01:40:37,901 --> 01:40:39,676 You ain't gonna eat none of this? 970 01:40:39,800 --> 01:40:41,245 I don't understand you, man. 971 01:40:41,301 --> 01:40:43,542 If you don't eat, you're gonna sure lose your strength. 972 01:40:44,134 --> 01:40:46,740 This a good piece of meat. You ought to have something. 973 01:40:46,801 --> 01:40:48,303 Got to eat something. Thank you. 974 01:40:48,934 --> 01:40:49,969 Gracias. 975 01:40:52,967 --> 01:40:56,437 Now look, you go up and change. And then we'll go together... 976 01:40:56,634 --> 01:41:00,047 and we'll tell your people that the new rabbi has arrived. All right? 977 01:41:03,367 --> 01:41:06,075 I told you that I can't be a rabbi. 978 01:41:07,534 --> 01:41:10,276 Don't you tell me that! Just don't say that again! 979 01:41:10,400 --> 01:41:13,080 Not after what I've been through to get your goddamn ass here alive! 980 01:41:14,467 --> 01:41:16,572 If you hadn't shot that man, we'd both be dead! 981 01:41:16,734 --> 01:41:18,543 Do you understand that, you ignorant asshole? 982 01:41:21,068 --> 01:41:22,308 You do understand that? 983 01:41:23,001 --> 01:41:25,401 He was gonna kill you, then he was gonna kill me. Am I right? 984 01:41:26,300 --> 01:41:28,712 When you shot that son of a bitch, that was not a sin! 985 01:41:31,634 --> 01:41:33,238 Then what the hell are we talking about? 986 01:41:34,867 --> 01:41:38,906 When those men were shooting at you... 987 01:41:40,601 --> 01:41:42,581 I ran to save the Torah. 988 01:41:42,967 --> 01:41:44,969 So? I understand that. 989 01:41:45,167 --> 01:41:49,047 - You're a man of God. I understand that. - I wasn't thinking about God. 990 01:41:50,667 --> 01:41:55,582 I didn't do it because of God. I don't know one thing about God. 991 01:41:58,634 --> 01:42:00,375 I was thinking about a book. 992 01:42:01,867 --> 01:42:04,848 I cared more for a book than I did for my best friend. 993 01:42:06,934 --> 01:42:09,608 I don't know if you can understand that. 994 01:42:09,667 --> 01:42:13,171 I don't want to insult you, but do you understand what I mean? 995 01:42:15,134 --> 01:42:19,640 I chose a piece of paper, instead of you. 996 01:42:21,634 --> 01:42:23,045 But I forgive you. 997 01:42:26,367 --> 01:42:28,040 I know that you do. 998 01:42:29,034 --> 01:42:30,741 But you're a good man. 999 01:42:30,800 --> 01:42:34,805 I am a good man. I am. But I'm not a rabbi. 1000 01:42:35,267 --> 01:42:36,473 You don't say that! 1001 01:42:36,534 --> 01:42:40,038 - Tommy, I'm not a rabbi. - Don't say that! 1002 01:42:46,100 --> 01:42:48,307 You are a rabbi. 1003 01:42:48,734 --> 01:42:52,739 I'm a bank robber. I'm a card player and a whore-monger. 1004 01:42:52,800 --> 01:42:54,006 That's what I am. 1005 01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:55,611 You are a rabbi. 1006 01:42:56,634 --> 01:42:59,046 You can fall in the mud, you can slip on your ass... 1007 01:42:59,101 --> 01:43:00,774 you can travel in the wrong direction. 1008 01:43:01,134 --> 01:43:03,307 But even on your ass, even in the mud... 1009 01:43:03,367 --> 01:43:07,543 even if you go in the wrong direction for a little while, you're still a rabbi! 1010 01:43:08,101 --> 01:43:09,637 That's what you are! 1011 01:43:10,234 --> 01:43:11,235 Right? 1012 01:43:14,034 --> 01:43:16,207 If I'm who I am, how come you ain't what you are? 1013 01:43:17,501 --> 01:43:19,674 You're just too goddamn good to have the same rules. 1014 01:43:21,134 --> 01:43:22,306 Now you answer me. 1015 01:43:22,867 --> 01:43:24,540 You look me in the eye and you answer me. 1016 01:43:26,100 --> 01:43:27,977 Don't you dare sit there and not answer me! 1017 01:43:29,234 --> 01:43:30,838 You'd better have an answer for me! 1018 01:43:41,801 --> 01:43:43,303 Is this the place? 1019 01:43:43,534 --> 01:43:45,571 This doesn't look like a place that a rabbi... 1020 01:43:46,467 --> 01:43:48,708 Maybe Rosalie made a mistake. 1021 01:43:49,401 --> 01:43:51,278 We don't belong in here. Come, Benjamin. 1022 01:43:57,167 --> 01:43:59,113 Look at those funny-looking people. 1023 01:43:59,434 --> 01:44:01,345 Those dresses look like they came from Europe. 1024 01:44:17,367 --> 01:44:20,075 What's he talkin' about? What's he talkin' about? 1025 01:44:20,201 --> 01:44:22,374 He wants to know if you’re the rabbi. 1026 01:44:23,634 --> 01:44:24,669 Me? 1027 01:44:30,100 --> 01:44:31,408 You tell 'em. 1028 01:44:37,500 --> 01:44:38,740 I'm the rabbi. 1029 01:44:41,700 --> 01:44:42,872 You're the rabbi? 1030 01:44:45,567 --> 01:44:47,376 Funny, you don't look like a rabbi. 1031 01:44:52,934 --> 01:44:56,143 I just traveled 3,000 miles across this country... 1032 01:44:56,834 --> 01:45:00,441 and I was thanking my best friend for getting me here alive! 1033 01:45:01,901 --> 01:45:03,972 My name is Avram Belinski... 1034 01:45:04,700 --> 01:45:06,907 and I come from a small village in Poland... 1035 01:45:07,300 --> 01:45:09,712 and don't you judge people by their appearance! 1036 01:45:11,401 --> 01:45:14,348 - We have a rabbi! - We have a rabbi! 1037 01:45:19,401 --> 01:45:22,075 Excuse me, Rabbi, please forgive me. 1038 01:45:22,467 --> 01:45:25,004 I am very, very happy to see you. 1039 01:45:25,700 --> 01:45:29,079 - Let's have a drink, for God's sake. - Wait a minute. Wait a minute! 1040 01:45:29,267 --> 01:45:30,268 Wait a minute! 1041 01:45:30,534 --> 01:45:31,638 Who's paying? 1042 01:45:31,767 --> 01:45:35,180 Take from the building fund. Everybody to the bar! 1043 01:45:41,167 --> 01:45:45,013 Pardon me, everybody, please, please make a little room here. 1044 01:45:45,067 --> 01:45:47,377 Thank you. I'm so sorry to spoil your... 1045 01:45:47,434 --> 01:45:50,711 Bartender, drinks for all my friends. 1046 01:45:50,767 --> 01:45:53,179 - Well, what'll you have? - Straight whiskey! 1047 01:45:53,268 --> 01:45:55,111 Whiskey for everybody! 1048 01:46:05,967 --> 01:46:08,777 Rabbi, this is Mrs. Bender. 1049 01:46:10,934 --> 01:46:13,744 Welcome. Welcome, Rabbi. 1050 01:46:13,934 --> 01:46:17,313 And, this is my younger daughter, Rosalie. 1051 01:46:18,434 --> 01:46:21,108 I know that in our marriage agreement... 1052 01:46:21,167 --> 01:46:23,773 I mentioned my other daughter, Sarah Mindl. 1053 01:46:23,834 --> 01:46:26,940 - But what difference does it make... - Papa! 1054 01:46:42,834 --> 01:46:44,939 You know, your father thinks that... 1055 01:46:45,000 --> 01:46:48,072 you can just switch one promised-wife for another promised-wife... 1056 01:46:48,234 --> 01:46:50,874 but I know that it isn't that way in America. 1057 01:46:52,300 --> 01:46:55,509 So, please don't feel... 1058 01:46:55,667 --> 01:46:57,476 obligated in that way. 1059 01:47:02,867 --> 01:47:04,869 Wouldn't you like to dance with me? 1060 01:47:07,234 --> 01:47:10,647 I would. I would love to dance with you. 1061 01:47:11,367 --> 01:47:15,611 But, you know, a rabbi shouldn't do that. 1062 01:47:18,467 --> 01:47:21,175 A rabbi can dance with his fiancee, can't he? 1063 01:48:17,034 --> 01:48:18,069 Bartender! 1064 01:48:18,734 --> 01:48:19,735 Yes. 1065 01:48:20,434 --> 01:48:21,435 You get out here! 1066 01:48:24,467 --> 01:48:25,468 Yes. 1067 01:48:26,434 --> 01:48:27,742 Now, you listen good! 1068 01:48:34,167 --> 01:48:35,669 That man killed my brother. 1069 01:48:38,267 --> 01:48:40,042 Me and him gonna have a fair fight. 1070 01:48:41,301 --> 01:48:43,338 There ain't gonna be no advantage taken here. 1071 01:48:44,767 --> 01:48:46,075 We're going outside. 1072 01:48:47,201 --> 01:48:49,340 Bartender, I just want it down for the record... 1073 01:48:51,067 --> 01:48:52,478 this gonna be a fair fight. 1074 01:48:54,634 --> 01:48:55,635 Rabbi. 1075 01:48:57,601 --> 01:48:58,602 Rabbi, let's go. 1076 01:48:59,800 --> 01:49:00,835 No more killing. 1077 01:49:03,568 --> 01:49:04,603 Oh, yes. 1078 01:49:06,567 --> 01:49:07,875 Oh, yes. 1079 01:49:09,734 --> 01:49:12,806 Please, don't do this. 1080 01:49:17,067 --> 01:49:20,810 It'd be terrible if some innocent people in here got hurt, wouldn't it? 1081 01:49:28,000 --> 01:49:29,070 Huh, Rabbi? 1082 01:49:31,434 --> 01:49:33,072 Is what he says true? 1083 01:49:35,334 --> 01:49:36,438 Is it? 1084 01:49:40,501 --> 01:49:42,344 All right, get outside, both of you. 1085 01:50:07,200 --> 01:50:08,679 Go somewhere else. 1086 01:50:12,300 --> 01:50:13,506 Rabbi... 1087 01:50:14,000 --> 01:50:15,343 you got a gun? 1088 01:50:34,567 --> 01:50:36,547 Well, there you go. 1089 01:50:39,767 --> 01:50:41,610 Well, don't worry. 1090 01:50:42,667 --> 01:50:44,374 You know this gun. 1091 01:50:45,334 --> 01:50:48,315 This is the one you used to kill my brother Darryl with. 1092 01:50:49,867 --> 01:50:52,711 There gonna be no advantage taken here. 1093 01:51:03,267 --> 01:51:04,678 There. 1094 01:51:05,867 --> 01:51:07,278 Just like a man. 1095 01:51:31,367 --> 01:51:32,675 Make your move! 1096 01:51:36,500 --> 01:51:38,707 Well, don't just stare at me! 1097 01:51:39,434 --> 01:51:41,505 You ain't gonna get away with it like that! 1098 01:51:43,367 --> 01:51:45,643 Draw, you stinking coward! 1099 01:52:02,867 --> 01:52:05,905 You yellow bastard! Draw! 1100 01:52:07,267 --> 01:52:10,009 You draw or I'm gonna bash your head in! 1101 01:52:27,634 --> 01:52:29,580 That was just to get your attention! 1102 01:52:34,100 --> 01:52:35,545 Now listen to me! 1103 01:52:36,367 --> 01:52:37,937 The war is over! 1104 01:52:40,634 --> 01:52:42,204 You understand that? 1105 01:52:44,067 --> 01:52:45,512 No more killing! 1106 01:53:01,034 --> 01:53:03,913 You reach for that pistol again and I'll blow your head off! 1107 01:53:05,034 --> 01:53:06,604 This ain't your fight! 1108 01:53:07,101 --> 01:53:08,705 This is my fight! 1109 01:53:09,400 --> 01:53:11,880 But he killed my brother, and I'm gonna kill him! 1110 01:53:12,667 --> 01:53:15,147 You and your partner and your pig-faced brother... 1111 01:53:15,201 --> 01:53:17,010 ambushed us on the beach... 1112 01:53:17,167 --> 01:53:19,613 and if the rabbi hadn't pulled the trigger... 1113 01:53:19,767 --> 01:53:21,838 you'd have shot us both in cold blood! 1114 01:53:31,467 --> 01:53:33,970 Reach for it! Please! 1115 01:53:39,134 --> 01:53:40,511 Wait a second. 1116 01:53:41,634 --> 01:53:43,113 Now wait a second. 1117 01:53:44,900 --> 01:53:46,208 Let's talk this over. 1118 01:53:47,434 --> 01:53:49,471 I'm not a rabbi for nothing, you know. 1119 01:53:50,501 --> 01:53:51,912 I think I have a solution. 1120 01:53:52,867 --> 01:53:54,073 Just wait a second. 1121 01:54:09,134 --> 01:54:11,307 This is a very big country. 1122 01:54:12,401 --> 01:54:15,245 I'll tell you what I think is the best thing. 1123 01:54:17,267 --> 01:54:19,042 I'll take San Francisco... 1124 01:54:19,800 --> 01:54:21,473 you take the rest of America... 1125 01:54:23,401 --> 01:54:26,143 and if you ever come back to this place again... 1126 01:54:27,301 --> 01:54:30,009 I don't think you're gonna get off so easy. 1127 01:54:36,834 --> 01:54:38,609 Now get the hell outta here. 1128 01:54:55,234 --> 01:54:59,979 Would somebody please show this poor asshole the way out of town? 1129 01:55:13,267 --> 01:55:14,746 Mazeltov! 1130 01:55:19,734 --> 01:55:23,773 I've crossed rivers and l've climbed high mountains... 1131 01:55:23,967 --> 01:55:26,413 and l was captured by wonderful lndians. 1132 01:55:27,134 --> 01:55:29,080 I did so many things. 1133 01:55:29,201 --> 01:55:31,545 God has truly blessed me. 1134 01:55:33,200 --> 01:55:34,941 And what's more... 1135 01:55:35,101 --> 01:55:39,243 how many rabbis can say that they had a bank robberfor a best man? 1136 01:55:40,934 --> 01:55:42,845 Mazeltov! 1137 01:55:43,334 --> 01:55:45,336 Music, Maestro, please! 1138 01:58:33,801 --> 01:58:34,801 83803

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