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♪ ♪
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(neon buzzing)
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(flicker)
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(neon buzzing)
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(birds chirping)
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(wind blowing)
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(pterodactyl screech)
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♪ ♪
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(hawks screech)
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♪ ♪
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(sigh)
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♪ Can I be the ♪
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♪ First man ♪
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♪ To finally learn
the way the children ♪
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♪ Were meant to play? ♪
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♪ Can I be the ♪
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♪ First man ♪
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♪ To throw away these swords ♪
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♪ We've made? ♪
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♪ Is it finally time? ♪
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♪ Could this destiny ♪
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♪ Somehow be mine? ♪
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(upbeat percussive
music playing)
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♪ Am I the first man ♪
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♪ To know the meaning of ♪
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♪ Loyal friend? ♪
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♪ Will I be the first man ♪
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♪ To bring this warring
season to an end? ♪
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♪ Too many years ♪
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♪ Too many scars ♪
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♪ Just one last fight ♪
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♪ Oh, here we are ♪
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♪ Can I be the first man ♪
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♪ To ferry goodness
over this wall? ♪
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♪ Can I be the first man ♪
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♪ To strike you down
and end this hate ♪
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♪ Once and for all? ♪
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♪ Or maybe this time ♪
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♪ I'll get it right ♪
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♪ Oh, maybe this time ♪
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♪ I'll get it right ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Can I be the first ♪
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♪ Man to ferry goodness ♪
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♪ Over this wall? ♪
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♪ Can I be the first man ♪
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♪ To strike you down
and end this hate ♪
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♪ Once and for all? ♪
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♪ Maybe this time ♪
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♪ I'll get it right ♪
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♪ Yes, maybe this time ♪
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♪ I'll get-- ♪
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(lightning zapping)
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(dramatic music playing)
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Fancy meeting you here, Kyran.
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Hello, Durkon.
Been a while.
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(chuckles)
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Oh, just a few thousand years.
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-I've waited much longer.
-As have I.
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(birds chirping, wind blowing)
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Nice.
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-A bit quiet for my taste.
-(Kyran sighs)
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I can't tell if
this is before
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or after the fall
of the humans.
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What does
it matter?
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Well...
I suppose it doesn't.
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(slicing)
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(chuckles) Hey now,
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does that mean there's
no time for tea?
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Let's just get this
over with, Durkon.
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If I didn't know
you any better,
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I'd say that's fear
I see in your eyes.
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You don't know me at all.
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After all
these years,
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all these battles we've
waged against each other...
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-that hurts my feelings.
-(scoffs)
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I'm gonna hurt a lot
more than that, Durkon.
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(cracks neck)
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(rock music playing)
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♪ One wrong move ♪
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♪ I know every move
you're gonna do ♪
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♪ Before you knew what
you were gonna do ♪
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♪ I know your every move ♪
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(mocking laughter)
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♪ One wrong move ♪
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♪ I know all your dirty tricks ♪
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♪ I've battled you just like
this for thousands of years ♪
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-(grunting)
-(swords clashing)
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(clanging)
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Both:
♪ One wrong move ♪
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♪ And you're dead ♪
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♪ One wrong move ♪
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♪ And this all comes ♪
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♪ To an end ♪
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♪ One wrong move ♪
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♪ And you're dead ♪
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♪ One wrong move,
one wrong move ♪
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♪ One wrong move,
one wrong move ♪
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♪ One wrong move ♪
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(sword clatters)
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♪ And now it's time ♪
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♪ To say goodbye ♪
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♪ For I will be the ♪
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♪ First ♪
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♪ Man ♪
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From whence he came,
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so shall he be gone!
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(wind blowing)
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(gasping)
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Durkon: No!
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(gasping)
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(grunting)
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That was a close one.
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(sigh) Granada.
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-(Kyran exhales)
-How are you, Kyran?
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(groan)
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I'm better now
that you're here.
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Granada:
Indeed.
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Lucky for you,
it's a bit windy out.
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I just slipped,
that's all.
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That's all.
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I thought I taught you
better than that, Kyran!
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It's not as if man's entire
destiny is on the line!
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Listen, it's not a big deal.
I'm just a little rusty.
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(swords clashing)
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(grunting)
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(grunt)
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Rusty indeed.
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You really know how to
make a guy feel better.
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I'm not here to make
you feel better, Kyran.
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I'm here to
make you better.
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To ensure that
the future of our world
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falls into the right hands.
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(sigh)
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-(grunt)
-(swords clash)
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(laughing)
Not bad.
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Maybe you do
still have it.
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How about a little...
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tune up?
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-(grunting)
-(swords clash)
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If you say so,
my lady.
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-Ha.
-(chuckling)
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♪ ♪
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(swords clashing)
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(grunting)
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Kyran:
But how can I best himwhen he knows my every move?
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Granada:
You must not shy awayfrom this familiarity
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with your opponentand his familiarity with you.
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You must go further in.
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You must enter his souland become one with him
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if you wish tobecome victorious.
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(panting)
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(grunting)
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(hawk screech)
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(panting)
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Ah!
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Granada:
For the road to victorywill not be paved
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with the mind,but only through the heart.
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Unless we can learn to quietthe mind and embrace the soul,
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we will rage in battlefor all eternity.
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♪ ♪
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(fire crackling)
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(heavy breathing)
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I know I'm
your student but,
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why after all these years have
you not given me a chance?
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Because you are
a little boy.
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You could teach me.
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I've taught you
enough, Kyran.
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(upbeat music playing)
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(slicing)
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(grunting)
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(Kyran laughs)
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Finally!
Finally, I'm ready!
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(birds chirping)
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(sigh) Very well then.
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It's time.
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I will be...
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victorious.
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(wind blowing)
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(birds chirping)
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♪ Maybe this time ♪
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♪ He'll get it right ♪
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♪ Maybe this time ♪
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♪ He'll get it... ♪
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♪ Right ♪
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(thunder rumbling)
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(man laughing)
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Okay. Watch and learn,
my offspring.
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It's all in the wrist.
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-(shaking dice)
-Dad: It's all...
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in... (blows)
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-(lightning)
-(yelping)
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(groaning)
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Woman:
Door! Get to the door! Come on!
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(grunting)
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Hey! Hang on, Pops.
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(groaning)
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(rain falling)
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Honey!
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-Honey! Honey!
-(grunting)
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(sigh)
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(drinking, grunting)
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(sigh)
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(sigh, groan)
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-(turns on TV)
-Yes!
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-(TV chatter)
-Cable TV! (laughs)
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Ah, it's been so long,
my old friend.
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(sigh)
Glad to see you before
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the goddamn internet kills
you off for good, eh?
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It's coming.
I'm tellin' ya.
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(chuckle)
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Your days are numbered,
my sweet, sweet friend.
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(sigh)
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-(TV chatter continues)
-(pouring)
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(sigh)
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-(changes channel)
-Man: And the winner
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of theGreat Outdoors
Survival Competition is...
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-Caroline.
-(woman laughing)
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-(chuckling)
-Congratulations, Caroline.
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-Thank you for watching...
-(laugh) Dumbass!
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(chuckle)
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Look how excited you are
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to be the last one standing.
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Yeah, that's gonna
make you happy.
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Can be a champion,
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win a million dollars,
get to do whatever you want,
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whenever you want, eh?
Sure, I get it.
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Sounds awesome!
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-(music on TV)
-(chuckle)
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Just imagine what it's
like when your competitor
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just disappears on you.
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Just never shows the fuck up,
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even when the fucking
lightning strikes and shit!
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Yeah.
There's no one to fight,
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or compete with,
or anything, it's just you,
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you, alone,
with yourself,
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and your fucking
million bucks
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and these weird-ass clothes!
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Think about that shit!
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-(pouring)
-(sigh)
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♪ ♪
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(sigh)
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♪ I've been around the block ♪
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♪ I've seen a thing or two ♪
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♪ It's fun to beat the clock ♪
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♪ I've managed quite a coup ♪
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♪ But if you want to know ♪
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♪ Just what it means to me ♪
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♪ It's difficult to say 'cause
lately I can't find you ♪
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♪ I don't know
where you've gone ♪
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♪ And while it's nice to rest ♪
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♪ It feels a little wrong ♪
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♪ I'm starting to lose sight
of what it's all about ♪
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♪ And what's there
left to live for ♪
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♪ If there's no one
left to fight? Oh ♪
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♪ La-di-di-la ♪
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♪ I've seen the most
interesting things, oh ♪
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♪ La-di-di-la ♪
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♪ Adding it all up comes to ♪
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♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
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(scoffs)
Okay.
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♪ Here's some Fabergé eggs,
a painting of Attila ♪
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♪ An invisibility pill, oh!
Tastes just like vanilla! ♪
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♪ A velociraptor's toe ♪
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♪ A futuristic car ♪
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♪ They power these with urine ♪
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♪ Oh, don't forget those women ♪
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♪ Who finally took control ♪
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♪ A moment of utopia ♪
270
00:14:14,422 --> 00:14:16,047
♪ Man, we were on a roll! ♪
271
00:14:16,130 --> 00:14:17,839
♪ And here's a souvenir ♪
272
00:14:17,923 --> 00:14:19,839
♪ Of when aliens came to town ♪
273
00:14:19,923 --> 00:14:21,881
-♪ Made sex slaves of us all ♪
-(vibrating)
274
00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:24,756
♪ And burned everything down ♪
275
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:28,339
♪ La-di-di-la ♪
276
00:14:28,422 --> 00:14:31,881
♪ I've seen the most
extraordinary things, oh ♪
277
00:14:31,964 --> 00:14:35,255
♪ La-di-di-la ♪
278
00:14:35,589 --> 00:14:37,339
♪ Without you here, it means ♪
279
00:14:37,422 --> 00:14:39,923
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
280
00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:42,172
(sigh)
281
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:45,881
(heavy breathing)
282
00:14:45,964 --> 00:14:48,130
♪ ♪
283
00:14:48,214 --> 00:14:49,798
(panting)
284
00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:55,839
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
285
00:14:57,089 --> 00:14:58,422
(grunt)
286
00:15:00,464 --> 00:15:03,798
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
287
00:15:07,506 --> 00:15:10,631
Absolutely... nothing.
288
00:15:12,339 --> 00:15:14,631
(heavy breathing)
From whence he came,
289
00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:17,881
so shall he be gone.
290
00:15:17,964 --> 00:15:19,464
-(thunder cracks)
-(grunt)
291
00:15:19,547 --> 00:15:20,464
(thud)
292
00:15:21,673 --> 00:15:23,005
(groan)
293
00:15:26,005 --> 00:15:27,297
What the hell happened to you?
294
00:15:27,381 --> 00:15:28,631
Oh.
295
00:15:28,714 --> 00:15:30,506
Uh, nothing. (grunt)
296
00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:32,172
Whole lotta nothing.
(chuckle)
297
00:15:32,714 --> 00:15:35,339
You do realize I could
kill you right now, right?
298
00:15:36,339 --> 00:15:37,506
Yep. Crossed my mind.
299
00:15:38,631 --> 00:15:40,047
Really?
300
00:15:40,130 --> 00:15:42,130
Really, after all this time?
This is how we're gonna end it?
301
00:15:42,214 --> 00:15:45,130
What, do you...
Do you want a kiss or?
302
00:15:45,214 --> 00:15:46,714
(kissing, laugh)
303
00:15:47,422 --> 00:15:48,381
Listen,
304
00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:51,589
you wanna kill me?
Come and get it.
305
00:15:51,673 --> 00:15:53,089
Put that away.
306
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:55,214
(rain falling)
307
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:57,839
I'm gonna get some water,
and you get yourself together,
308
00:15:57,923 --> 00:16:00,172
and when I come
back, let's...
309
00:16:00,839 --> 00:16:02,005
do battle.
310
00:16:03,506 --> 00:16:05,673
(sword rattling)
311
00:16:07,714 --> 00:16:08,631
(cracks neck)
312
00:16:08,714 --> 00:16:10,798
-Durkon: Hey, stop it.
-(grunt)
313
00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:13,047
Come on. Come on,
drink this.
314
00:16:17,881 --> 00:16:19,839
(Durkon sighs)
315
00:16:19,923 --> 00:16:21,547
(grunt)
316
00:16:23,089 --> 00:16:24,547
(sword clangs)
317
00:16:29,297 --> 00:16:30,673
(sigh)
318
00:16:34,255 --> 00:16:36,422
-You're welcome.
-Thank you.
319
00:16:37,589 --> 00:16:38,964
(groan)
320
00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:40,714
-(grunt)
-It's okay, you take a second.
321
00:16:40,798 --> 00:16:42,881
(coughing)
322
00:16:43,798 --> 00:16:45,422
-I can wait.
-(burp)
323
00:16:45,506 --> 00:16:47,506
-Oh.
-Nice one.
324
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,714
(grunt)
325
00:16:49,255 --> 00:16:50,839
(grunt) Okay.
326
00:16:50,923 --> 00:16:53,089
(inhales, exhales)
327
00:16:53,839 --> 00:16:56,297
-(grunt)
-Oh, my God.
328
00:16:56,381 --> 00:16:57,964
This is it?
329
00:16:58,881 --> 00:17:00,005
This is the place?
330
00:17:00,089 --> 00:17:02,631
(sigh) You had
the dream, too, eh?
331
00:17:02,714 --> 00:17:04,047
(sniff)
332
00:17:04,130 --> 00:17:06,297
-Final battle.
-(grunt)
333
00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:08,798
Right here in this room.
334
00:17:08,881 --> 00:17:10,339
Well I knew
335
00:17:10,422 --> 00:17:12,297
when I first got here.
336
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:15,506
You'll notice that
no matter when we are,
337
00:17:15,589 --> 00:17:17,881
-(urinating)
-it always smells the same?
338
00:17:17,964 --> 00:17:20,130
I never thought of that.
339
00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:23,631
-Wait, do you...?
-(flushes toilet)
340
00:17:25,255 --> 00:17:27,923
Do you think that we've been
fighting in this same place
341
00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,005
this whole time?
342
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:31,422
-(grunting)
-Huh?
343
00:17:31,506 --> 00:17:34,214
1,384 battles...
344
00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:37,923
-(grunt) all... right here.
-(scrubbing)
345
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:40,589
It's kind of
the end of an era
346
00:17:40,673 --> 00:17:42,798
when you think
about it that way.
347
00:17:42,881 --> 00:17:43,964
(sigh)
348
00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:48,547
(exhales)
349
00:17:48,631 --> 00:17:50,589
What the hell do
you care anyway?
350
00:17:51,255 --> 00:17:53,714
-Are you, like, mad
at me or something?
-(laughs)
351
00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,339
Well, you are my
sworn mortal enemy,
352
00:17:55,422 --> 00:17:57,756
and we have been battling
for an eternity, so, you know.
353
00:17:57,839 --> 00:17:59,923
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know, but, like,
354
00:18:00,005 --> 00:18:02,130
beyond, like--
I mean, I don't...
355
00:18:02,214 --> 00:18:03,589
You seem off.
356
00:18:03,964 --> 00:18:07,047
I'm fine, okay?
Let's just get this over with.
357
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:08,464
No, no, no, no, no...
358
00:18:08,547 --> 00:18:10,798
If you got something
to say to me,
359
00:18:11,464 --> 00:18:12,547
say it.
360
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:15,673
It's, it's just...
361
00:18:15,756 --> 00:18:18,714
(sigh) It's just
too hard, okay? So,
362
00:18:19,005 --> 00:18:21,214
I-I-I'd rather
just kill you.
363
00:18:21,297 --> 00:18:24,130
Go figure. I mean, some
people really don't change.
364
00:18:24,214 --> 00:18:25,422
Yeah, well,
I suppose they don't.
365
00:18:25,506 --> 00:18:27,297
You know, it didn't
have to be like this.
366
00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:30,297
-I mean, we could've...
-We could've what?
367
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,464
(scoff) Forget it.
368
00:18:32,547 --> 00:18:34,089
Oh, sure, sure, sure.
369
00:18:34,172 --> 00:18:36,506
You don't show up for
fucking thousands of years.
370
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:38,381
-Why should I expect
anything of you?
-Me?
371
00:18:38,464 --> 00:18:41,547
Yes! You! I've been
fucking waiting around
372
00:18:41,631 --> 00:18:42,964
for fuckin' ever,
373
00:18:43,047 --> 00:18:45,881
just, just thinking
and thinking about...
374
00:18:46,255 --> 00:18:47,381
things.
I don't like thinking.
375
00:18:47,464 --> 00:18:48,756
(stammers):
And that's my fault?
376
00:18:48,839 --> 00:18:50,673
Yes! Yes, it is!
377
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,547
Because if you
weren't so...
378
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,673
fucking evil,
we could just, you know,
379
00:18:55,756 --> 00:18:58,047
we coulda... saved
the world or something,
380
00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:00,339
but instead, we wasted
all this fuckin' time,
381
00:19:00,422 --> 00:19:02,589
battlin'
and fightin' and...
382
00:19:02,673 --> 00:19:04,798
Motherfucker!
How am I the bad guy?!
383
00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:07,339
You're the one who's been
trying to destroy me!
384
00:19:07,881 --> 00:19:09,839
You-you fucking asshole!
385
00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:11,964
-(grunting)
-(swords clashing)
386
00:19:12,047 --> 00:19:13,130
Ah!
387
00:19:13,214 --> 00:19:14,464
Trying to be first man.
388
00:19:14,547 --> 00:19:16,255
All about you
and your fuckin' ego!
389
00:19:16,339 --> 00:19:17,964
I wish I didn't have
to do it all alone,
390
00:19:18,047 --> 00:19:19,130
but I'm the only option!
391
00:19:19,214 --> 00:19:20,714
All you wanna do
is murder and kill.
392
00:19:20,798 --> 00:19:23,798
Your nickname is literally
Kyran the Killer!
393
00:19:23,881 --> 00:19:25,255
Fuck you, man!
394
00:19:25,339 --> 00:19:27,589
-(swords clashing)
-(yelling)
395
00:19:27,673 --> 00:19:30,589
♪ ♪
396
00:19:30,673 --> 00:19:34,089
(struggling continues)
397
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:36,923
-(yelling)
-(swords clashing)
398
00:19:38,214 --> 00:19:39,130
(yelling)
399
00:19:41,255 --> 00:19:42,756
-(yelling)
-(electric fizzling)
400
00:19:42,839 --> 00:19:44,756
-(grunting)
-(yelling)
401
00:19:45,214 --> 00:19:46,756
(panting)
402
00:19:48,756 --> 00:19:50,339
(growling)
403
00:19:50,422 --> 00:19:53,089
(yelling)
404
00:19:56,506 --> 00:19:58,047
-(yelling)
-(blade slices)
405
00:19:58,130 --> 00:20:01,255
♪ ♪
406
00:20:05,839 --> 00:20:06,714
(both yelling)
407
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:08,130
(blades stab)
408
00:20:08,214 --> 00:20:09,881
(thunder rumbling)
409
00:20:11,339 --> 00:20:13,089
(groaning)
410
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,297
(both groaning)
411
00:20:17,923 --> 00:20:19,506
(sigh)
412
00:20:21,964 --> 00:20:24,631
♪ And now it's time ♪
413
00:20:26,631 --> 00:20:29,381
♪ To say ♪
414
00:20:29,464 --> 00:20:31,798
♪ Goodbye ♪
415
00:20:32,005 --> 00:20:34,255
Both:
♪ I won't ♪
416
00:20:34,339 --> 00:20:36,506
♪ Be the... ♪
417
00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:39,589
♪ First ♪
418
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,881
♪ Man ♪
419
00:20:41,964 --> 00:20:45,005
♪ That one wrong move... ♪
420
00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:47,798
♪ So many wrong moves... ♪
421
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,214
♪ Maybe next time... ♪
422
00:20:49,464 --> 00:20:53,839
Both:
♪ We'll get it right ♪
423
00:20:55,214 --> 00:20:56,714
(panting)
424
00:20:56,798 --> 00:20:58,923
Both:
There won't be a next time.
425
00:20:59,005 --> 00:21:00,089
♪ ♪
426
00:21:00,172 --> 00:21:04,005
♪ We could've been
the first men ♪
427
00:21:04,839 --> 00:21:07,005
♪ To learn how the children ♪
428
00:21:07,089 --> 00:21:09,547
♪ Were meant to play ♪
429
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:13,589
♪ We should've been
the first men ♪
430
00:21:13,673 --> 00:21:16,756
♪ To throw away these swords ♪
431
00:21:16,839 --> 00:21:19,381
♪ We made ♪
432
00:21:19,839 --> 00:21:21,172
Both:
But, we blew it.
433
00:21:22,339 --> 00:21:24,964
We blew it.
434
00:21:25,923 --> 00:21:27,923
Alas...
435
00:21:28,005 --> 00:21:29,381
this...
436
00:21:29,464 --> 00:21:30,964
is...
437
00:21:31,047 --> 00:21:32,673
good...
438
00:21:35,339 --> 00:21:39,005
♪ Bye ♪
439
00:21:40,673 --> 00:21:43,756
♪ ♪
440
00:21:47,631 --> 00:21:49,172
Both:
Granada.
441
00:21:51,089 --> 00:21:52,255
You know her?
442
00:21:54,798 --> 00:21:56,297
How do you know her?
443
00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,047
Granada:
Boys...
444
00:21:58,881 --> 00:22:00,839
Listen to me.
445
00:22:04,547 --> 00:22:07,130
You must not shy awayfrom this familiarity
446
00:22:07,214 --> 00:22:10,255
with your opponentand his familiarity with you.
447
00:22:10,339 --> 00:22:12,089
(inaudible)
448
00:22:15,547 --> 00:22:16,923
Familiarity?
449
00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:20,547
(panting)
450
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,798
(grunting)
451
00:22:22,881 --> 00:22:25,589
Granada:
You must enter his souland become one with him
452
00:22:25,673 --> 00:22:28,714
if you wish tobecome victorious.
453
00:22:28,798 --> 00:22:31,839
For the road to victory willnot be paved with the mind,
454
00:22:31,923 --> 00:22:34,172
but only through the heart.
455
00:22:34,255 --> 00:22:38,339
Unless we can learn to quietthe mind and embrace the soul,
456
00:22:38,422 --> 00:22:42,255
we will rage in battlefor all eternity.
457
00:22:42,339 --> 00:22:45,130
♪ ♪
458
00:22:47,130 --> 00:22:49,255
-Mom?
-Mother?
459
00:22:50,047 --> 00:22:52,881
Hello, my sweet boys.
460
00:22:53,381 --> 00:22:55,172
Does that mean we're...
461
00:22:55,255 --> 00:22:58,047
(rain falling)
462
00:23:00,005 --> 00:23:00,923
(grunt)
463
00:23:01,464 --> 00:23:03,255
Why didn't
you tell us?
464
00:23:03,339 --> 00:23:05,464
You used to know,
465
00:23:05,547 --> 00:23:07,464
a long time ago.
466
00:23:08,047 --> 00:23:09,673
You've been fighting
for so long,
467
00:23:09,756 --> 00:23:12,673
-I think you simply just--
-Forgot.
468
00:23:15,714 --> 00:23:17,130
(heavy breathing)
469
00:23:19,964 --> 00:23:21,964
Why'd you let us
take it this far?
470
00:23:22,631 --> 00:23:25,297
A mother can only do so much.
471
00:23:26,422 --> 00:23:28,631
She gives what she can,
472
00:23:28,714 --> 00:23:32,005
and she hopes her children
turn toward each other.
473
00:23:33,464 --> 00:23:35,631
That's all we can do.
474
00:23:37,130 --> 00:23:38,964
(inhales)
475
00:23:39,964 --> 00:23:41,464
(deep sigh)
476
00:23:41,547 --> 00:23:44,673
♪ ♪
477
00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:51,464
Kyran.
478
00:23:52,172 --> 00:23:53,339
Look.
479
00:24:03,589 --> 00:24:04,964
(gasp)
480
00:24:05,881 --> 00:24:07,005
(sigh)
481
00:24:08,089 --> 00:24:09,506
(inhales)
482
00:24:09,589 --> 00:24:11,005
We should turn...
483
00:24:11,339 --> 00:24:13,047
Towards...
484
00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:17,381
-Each other.
-(laugh)
485
00:24:20,089 --> 00:24:21,172
(inhales)
486
00:24:21,255 --> 00:24:22,964
-(straining)
-(groaning)
487
00:24:23,047 --> 00:24:24,756
(both wincing in pain)
488
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:28,005
(groaning)
489
00:24:28,381 --> 00:24:30,381
(straining, gasp)
490
00:24:30,464 --> 00:24:32,381
(groaning)
491
00:24:33,547 --> 00:24:36,422
-(gasping)
-(blades humming)
492
00:24:42,631 --> 00:24:45,214
(panting)
493
00:24:56,547 --> 00:24:58,381
I'm gonna be
the first man.
494
00:24:58,881 --> 00:25:01,047
No, I'm gonna be
the first man.
495
00:25:01,422 --> 00:25:03,673
One wrong move,
and you're dead.
496
00:25:04,381 --> 00:25:06,172
I know your
every move.
497
00:25:06,255 --> 00:25:07,631
(swords tapping)
498
00:25:07,714 --> 00:25:11,547
From whence he came,
so shall he be gone.
499
00:25:13,923 --> 00:25:16,506
♪ ♪
500
00:25:16,589 --> 00:25:19,714
(swords tapping)
501
00:25:29,673 --> 00:25:33,631
Granada:
♪ They'll be the first men ♪
502
00:25:33,714 --> 00:25:36,005
♪ To remember that children ♪
503
00:25:36,089 --> 00:25:38,547
♪ Are meant to play ♪
504
00:25:38,631 --> 00:25:43,172
♪ They'll be the first men ♪
505
00:25:43,255 --> 00:25:46,589
♪ To throw away the swords ♪
506
00:25:46,673 --> 00:25:49,172
♪ We've made ♪
507
00:25:49,255 --> 00:25:51,714
♪ I hope it's time ♪
508
00:25:51,798 --> 00:25:55,589
♪ For our destiniesto align ♪
509
00:25:57,673 --> 00:26:01,798
♪ Will they be the first men ♪
510
00:26:01,881 --> 00:26:06,130
♪ To ferry goodnessover this wall? ♪
511
00:26:06,214 --> 00:26:11,005
♪ May they be the first men ♪
512
00:26:11,089 --> 00:26:14,798
♪ To end this hateonce and for all ♪
513
00:26:14,881 --> 00:26:17,089
♪ Oh, maybe this time ♪
514
00:26:17,172 --> 00:26:19,547
♪ They'll get it right ♪
515
00:26:19,631 --> 00:26:22,798
♪ Maybe this time,they'll get it... ♪
516
00:26:23,422 --> 00:26:26,297
♪ Right ♪
517
00:26:31,964 --> 00:26:33,214
♪ (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
518
00:26:34,339 --> 00:26:36,964
-Hi, Abby.
-Bruce! Are you ready to go?
519
00:26:38,381 --> 00:26:40,130
I don't understand.
520
00:26:40,422 --> 00:26:42,506
BRUCE: Don't you remember?
Babby!
521
00:26:42,714 --> 00:26:44,172
She's still in there.
522
00:26:47,214 --> 00:26:48,798
Bruce, what the fuck is this?
523
00:26:49,005 --> 00:26:51,130
BRUCE: When your hero dies,they're dead forever.
524
00:26:51,214 --> 00:26:54,005
But I've found a way
to bring Babby back.
525
00:26:54,089 --> 00:26:55,255
♪ (EXCITING MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
526
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:56,881
BRUCE: This is all a game.
527
00:26:58,005 --> 00:27:00,839
♪ (MUSIC INTENSIFIES, FADES) ♪
528
00:27:02,839 --> 00:27:03,506
(LIGHTS FLICKER AND BUZZ)
529
00:27:03,589 --> 00:27:04,589
♪ (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS) ♪
530
00:27:04,673 --> 00:27:05,839
I will be...
531
00:27:06,756 --> 00:27:07,589
victorious.
532
00:27:08,130 --> 00:27:10,255
MARK DUPLASS: So, Julian Wassand I teamed up and said,
533
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:14,089
"What if we tried to make
a truly epic...
534
00:27:14,381 --> 00:27:16,214
-(SWORDS CLANG)
-...battling...
535
00:27:17,214 --> 00:27:18,214
...time-traveling...
536
00:27:19,339 --> 00:27:20,381
....musical episode,
537
00:27:20,714 --> 00:27:23,673
that is an homage to movieslikeThe Highlander
538
00:27:23,756 --> 00:27:24,798
andThe Terminator.
539
00:27:24,881 --> 00:27:26,089
♪ One ♪
540
00:27:26,673 --> 00:27:28,005
♪ Wrong ♪
541
00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:31,339
♪ Move ♪
542
00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:33,589
(LIGHTS FLICKER AND BUZZ)
543
00:27:37,923 --> 00:27:40,798
When we sat down with
the whole crew
544
00:27:40,881 --> 00:27:42,631
after they read the script,who were admittedly
545
00:27:42,714 --> 00:27:45,047
kind of confused as to whatthe tone of it is,
546
00:27:45,547 --> 00:27:47,214
you know, what we said was,
547
00:27:48,297 --> 00:27:49,297
(SINGS)
548
00:27:49,381 --> 00:27:50,547
♪ La, da-de-da ♪
549
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:53,673
This episode is ridiculous,
and is over the top,
550
00:27:53,756 --> 00:27:55,506
and it is a farceand a parody,
551
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:57,339
but that doesn't mean
we don't take it
552
00:27:57,422 --> 00:27:58,923
absolutely seriously.
553
00:27:59,089 --> 00:28:00,381
♪ Adding it all up comes to ♪
554
00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:02,255
♪ Absolutely nothing ♪
555
00:28:02,589 --> 00:28:03,464
(LAUGHS)
556
00:28:03,839 --> 00:28:05,547
MARK: So, Julian and I gottogether,
557
00:28:05,631 --> 00:28:09,005
and you know, all of a sudden
we hire these Broadway actors
558
00:28:09,089 --> 00:28:11,756
and singers, and it just
turns into a thing
559
00:28:11,839 --> 00:28:15,631
and it's probably the most fun
thing we do on Room 104.
560
00:28:16,381 --> 00:28:18,923
MAN: It's all... in...
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00:28:19,214 --> 00:28:20,047
(EXHALES)
562
00:28:20,130 --> 00:28:21,089
(MAN 2 YELLS)
563
00:28:21,172 --> 00:28:22,089
(FAMILY EXCLAIMS)
564
00:28:22,464 --> 00:28:24,714
-(MAN 2 GRUNTS)
-WOMAN: Get the door,
get the door.
565
00:28:24,798 --> 00:28:25,923
Hang on, Pops.
566
00:28:27,089 --> 00:28:28,422
(GROANING)
567
00:28:31,964 --> 00:28:33,964
MAN: Honey! Honey!
568
00:28:35,089 --> 00:28:36,255
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
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