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Babe!
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I thought you
weren't touching yourself?
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So what's this for?
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Babe, what
are you talking about?
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That's for my skin.
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It's got friggin' SPF in
it. I'm on the field for hours
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during practice and games. You
could you imagine what my skin
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would look like if I didn't
take take care of it, baby.
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It's part of my regimen.
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Oh my God, you wore it.
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Yeah. Yeah,
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I know what my guy likes.
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How
about I help you out.
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Yes.
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Come here.
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Oh, ok.
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God damnit, Mom!
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God, I told you to knock!
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If you don't want me barging
in, lock your door.
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Your door has a lock on it?
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Well. Yeah honey, Rustin
and Melanie are downstairs.
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Would you like
me to invite them up?
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Oh, shit!
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What's up guys?
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Sorry Mrs. Banks.
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Oh shit, you guys were
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playing dress up
when your mom walked in.
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Oh and a cheerleader outfit,
very nice.
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Oh,
how'd the audition go?
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Can I get you guys anything?
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Bye, Sarah.
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Fuck, your mom's hot, dude.
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We should get a picture of this.
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Ok, alright, and then I want my
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chin to look better so just
alright and uh Mel if you could
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lay across the
front of us, you know?
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Go fuck yourself Rustin.
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You
already took 30 pictures before
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we even got up the driveway. I'm
trying to be present in my life
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not document it
for a bunch of internet pervs.
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I'm sorry about that, babe.
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Ready?
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Nice.
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I get it. If my parents lived
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close to
campus I'd still be there.
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It beats the life of crippling
debt I'll amount between dorm
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costs and tuition by
the time we graduate.
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Chelsea posted a pic of the
Aggie Press review of Hairspray.
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Oh, she's a bitch! I was
supposed to have that part.
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Didn't you
like miss the audition?
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You know if I can speak
as the only working actor here,
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60% of great
acting is great hair, but
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the other 30% is
just showing up on time.
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Working actor?
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You landed one
non-union anti vaping commercial
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for a $500 buy out, and
now you're a working actor?
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It's my
life, and my lungs, and it's
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just not cool. Escape the vape.
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Your sister scares me bro.
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You have no idea.
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What the fuck.
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Ok guys, check this out. This is
that haunted corn maze thing in
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Davis Jamie Solis
was telling me about it.
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Yeah, it's
Fright Farm or something.
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We should
totally do this!
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I don't know. I
don't like the weird people
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touching you and shit.
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Seriously lotion boy?
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What else are we gonna do?
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Movie.
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Can we just do something
different for a change?
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Well, what do you mean?
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All we do is
either have someone buy us beer
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or go somewhere and play
drinking games. I mean, come on.
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Or we go to
the movies, or dinner.
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Ok, well it's a small town, it's
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not my fault we
are limited on options.
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We should totally do
this! It's only an hour away!
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Rustin
wants to, don't you.
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No. No I
don't think we should.
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Why?
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You guys, that place is bad,
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like very bad.
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People really got killed there.
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Nice try Macbeth!
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See
this is why you never get cast.
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Shut up Melanie! You
don't know! There's a lot of
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reasons I never get cast.
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It's true.
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Ok so like 15 years ago,
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before it was a haunt, this
satanic clan broke into one of
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the cornfields
and they set up this altar.
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They kidnapped a local
virgin girl and
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offered her up as sacrifice by
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systematically dissecting
her while she was still alive.
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By the time the cops got there,
the only thing left was this 11
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inch piece on her skin that
looked like it had been peeled
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off by some kind of
potato peeler or something.
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You are so full of shit.
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Fuck you.
It's true. It was on the news!
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The killer shot a
video and everything. Crazy.
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Let me see. Give it.
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Ok, here, look.
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Give it.
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I'll be right there.
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Rustin! God damn it!
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Alright, you little
bitches better sack up
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because we
are totally doing this.
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Whoa, Hey!
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Oh if
you're scared I totally get it.
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Shut up Melanie,
you know I'm not scared!
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I was the only one
at Brandon's 10th birthday to
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watch
all the Nightmare on Elm Streets
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and not even cover my eyes once.
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Whatever. I am in.
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You know,
guys please. Let's not be the
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group that all
does the "I'm in thing."
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I don't know. I am pretty sure
my girlfriend dressed up in this
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nice cheerleader outfit to...
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you know.
I'm pretty sure I'm in.
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Alright,
fuck! Fine, you guys want to
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hang out with a bunch of 10 year
olds, we'll go to the corn maze.
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Jesus. But
we're bringing your flask.
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Oh
hell yeah we bring my flask.
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Not my car.
I'm low on gas.
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Yeah, and drinking.
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No, we can take
my car, but you have to drive.
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What the fuck?
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Look Mel, we talked
about this. If you want to be a
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fucking nerd and not drink with
us that's fine, but you're gonna
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have to drive.
It's the right thing to do.
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Fuck off, Rustin.
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Oh hey, can we stop by my
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house on the
way so I can change?
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Babe,
you know you chose to wear this.
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Excuse me? You can't
expect me to go wearing this.
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Guys, ya know.
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No. 100% you're gonna wear that.
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Melanie.
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I'm sorry,
I'm with the guys on this one,
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it's way too good to pass up.
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Hey, sack up, right?
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I fucking hate you guys.
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Whoa, since
when do you carry a knife?
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Ever since
the Time's Up Movement started.
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If somebody fucks with me,
I am feeding them their balls.
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Jesus dude,
why are you always so angry?
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Whatever, I
think it's bad ass.
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You're awesome Mel!
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Thank you.
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You guys,
let's play a game.
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Oh yeah, how
about we play padiddle?
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What is padiddle?
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Padiddle, a game where
you see a car, the headlight is
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out, you have to be the first
person to go padiddle and if you
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are right, everybody in the car
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has to take off
an article of clothing.
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Gross, why do all your games end
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with me and my sister
getting naked together?
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Alright, let's play
two lies and a truth.
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Guys, let's not do the
expositional dialogue thing, ok?
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Let's just you two grope
each other in the back seat.
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We'll pretend it doesn't make us
very uncomfortable and we'll
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listen to music up here and
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we'll just
we'll drive. You know?
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Well that's cool.
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Sounds good.
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Alright everyone let's
settle down and let's get this
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safety meeting over with
so we can start our work day.
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It's another night,
and the season is almost over,
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so we've
got to keep our energy levels up
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and not make any
lazy mistakes out there.
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Remember we're a small business.
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A family business.
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So we've got
to work twice as hard to beat
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those strip mall pop up
haunts that have deep pockets.
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And you
know how we beat em?
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We beat them
with our hearts and our passion.
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Because we give our
customers an amazing experience,
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and we thrive,
thrive on word of mouth.
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Now boys, the
guests in the VIP maze,
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they need special attention.
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God Damnit Andy
get off your fucking phone!
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As I was saying, if
you have any questions just
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ask your sister. And can we
just-can we try, for the love of
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God to keep the mess down.
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Laundry ain't cheap.
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We got to keep costs
down to keep the doors open,
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to continue
your mother's legacy.
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Oh, and
brother Deacon was kind enough
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to bake some
peanut butter delights
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so make sure you
grab one on your way out.
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Oh and Deacon,
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they are very, very good.
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Ok...
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let's bring it in.
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Sweetie,
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I know you're
up there looking down upon us,
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so proud of the work we're doing
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and just know that there isn't a
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day that
goes by that we don't think
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of you and miss you.
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Sweetie, we
figured it out.
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We finally figured it out
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and everything is
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gonna change for the better.
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Your boys and little girl
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have grown up strong.
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Please watch over them
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and guide them as they
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continue your legacy.
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Just know
that we love you and miss you.
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Ok. Let's finish this.
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Don't forget your two for one
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combo with any
student ID at Fear Farm!
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Alright
guys, you're not listening.
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There's already
been a famous Justin.
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There's already
been a famous Dustin
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which means the world
is ready for a famous Rustin.
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Now I'm the most
popular Rustin on social media
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by almost 200 people.
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So when that
excellent opportunity meets my
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incredible online preparation,
I'm gonna break through to the
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big screen
and when that happens,
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what are
you gonna do, dude?
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Play professional soccer, ok?
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You
don't even look Italian.
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Bro you know
what? It can happen.
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Ok? I believe it.
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Yeah, baby.
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Dude, all I'm saying is
that any day now, they're gonna
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find me and they're gonna be
like oh my God, it's just what
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we've always wanted,
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another passibly handsome,
generic looking white guy.
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This is perfect.
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I'm gonna get a big
agent and it's gonna be crazy.
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Jesus, man!
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Hey aren't you the
"Escape the Vape" guy?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, come on let's
do this. Pull out your phone.
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What?
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Yeah, you
want a selfie, right?
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I'm sorry
dude, I don't do autographs.
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I don't want to
make a scene you know.
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Nah, I'm good.
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I mean I'll do it. We can
use my phone if you want.
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Alright Ryan
Gosling, let's move on.
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You really think I
look like Ryan Gosling?
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I've been
doing something with my hair.
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Absolutely not.
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I've gotta hit it
real quick before we go.
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I've gotta
piss like a race horse.
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Gross, dude. The only thing
I'm actually scared of here are
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00:17:14,284 --> 00:17:15,552
those fucking porta potties.
255
00:17:15,853 --> 00:17:17,487
You know Becky Snyder
got crabs from one of those.
256
00:17:17,755 --> 00:17:19,356
Didn't you give Becky crabs?
257
00:17:19,489 --> 00:17:22,260
HA HA. No,
she gave me crabs. So-
258
00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,028
Ew. Fuck
Rustin, you have crabs?
259
00:17:24,162 --> 00:17:26,663
1 in 2 Americans are
gonna get an STD in their life.
260
00:17:26,798 --> 00:17:28,766
80% of those are
gonna get it in college.
261
00:17:28,900 --> 00:17:31,002
As someone who's almost
completed an entire semester of
262
00:17:31,135 --> 00:17:34,172
college 4 times, I'm still
well below the average 3.
263
00:17:34,304 --> 00:17:37,340
And yet I am still taking
a piss dude, so let's go.
264
00:17:37,474 --> 00:17:38,408
Ah, me too.
265
00:17:38,542 --> 00:17:39,777
What? You literally just said--
266
00:17:40,111 --> 00:17:41,913
Yeah dude, you can't get
crabs if you don't have pubes.
267
00:17:42,046 --> 00:17:43,915
Have fun.
268
00:17:44,048 --> 00:17:45,582
Hey I
thought you gave Becky crabs.
269
00:17:45,715 --> 00:17:47,952
God no. My ex McKenna did.
270
00:18:01,999 --> 00:18:04,334
So I read online
we gotta go to the south
271
00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,870
entrance to
sign up for the maze.
272
00:18:07,171 --> 00:18:08,239
Alright then. Let's stop fucking
around here and do this thing.
273
00:18:08,371 --> 00:18:09,273
I'll text the boys.
274
00:18:09,406 --> 00:18:11,541
Ok.
275
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:15,913
That looks
almost too good to be here.
276
00:18:16,047 --> 00:18:16,914
What?
277
00:18:17,048 --> 00:18:18,015
That scarecrow.
278
00:18:18,816 --> 00:18:20,284
Dude, there's nothing there.
279
00:18:23,187 --> 00:18:26,456
I swear there was a
creepy ass scarecrow there.
280
00:18:26,590 --> 00:18:27,959
Isn't that kinda
the point of this place?
281
00:18:28,092 --> 00:18:29,060
Yeah.
282
00:18:30,527 --> 00:18:35,333
I've got spirit, yes I do!
I've got spirit, how about you?
283
00:18:35,465 --> 00:18:38,236
You
look like a shitty porn star!
284
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:42,840
I'm gonna fucking kill
Rustin for spreading that rumor.
285
00:18:42,974 --> 00:18:44,342
Fucking-
286
00:18:44,474 --> 00:18:45,776
I think you look hot.
287
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,186
Oh Jesus! Fuck!
288
00:18:57,054 --> 00:18:58,155
Jesus.
289
00:18:59,257 --> 00:19:02,093
Occupied means occupied!
Dickfer!
290
00:19:04,161 --> 00:19:05,395
That was awesome.
291
00:19:05,528 --> 00:19:07,430
Dude I got piss on me.
292
00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:08,799
Yeah I know it was a good prank.
293
00:19:08,933 --> 00:19:10,667
Did you hear
he called you Dickfer?
294
00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:12,469
What's a Dickfer?
295
00:19:12,602 --> 00:19:13,971
From what I hear,
296
00:19:14,105 --> 00:19:16,573
yours is for well
lubricated masturbation.
297
00:19:17,241 --> 00:19:20,477
Girls are at the south gate.
298
00:19:33,057 --> 00:19:35,793
Welcome to Fear Pharm.
299
00:19:35,927 --> 00:19:38,628
For your
safety and that of others,
300
00:19:38,763 --> 00:19:42,432
we ask you to abide
by a few simple rules.
301
00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:46,670
First of all please turn in
all of your cell phones before
302
00:19:46,804 --> 00:19:48,272
entering the maze. Don't worry.
303
00:19:48,406 --> 00:19:49,840
You'll get them back.
304
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:55,413
Also, each guest will be
stamped for your own safety.
305
00:19:56,013 --> 00:19:58,916
Our maze is
over 100 acres long.
306
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:01,718
You don't
want to get lost in there.
307
00:20:08,692 --> 00:20:11,561
Thank you.
308
00:20:18,302 --> 00:20:19,502
Is everything okay?
309
00:20:35,119 --> 00:20:37,721
Yeah I don't blame you.
310
00:20:53,570 --> 00:20:56,007
What's
going on? Is everything alright?
311
00:20:56,140 --> 00:20:58,342
Is there something
wrong with my stamp?
312
00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:00,878
Everything's fine.
313
00:21:01,012 --> 00:21:02,746
Do you
know what this stamp means?
314
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,249
No. What
does it mean?
315
00:21:05,383 --> 00:21:08,119
It means that
you're the 10,000th visitor to
316
00:21:08,252 --> 00:21:09,253
our maze this season.
317
00:21:09,387 --> 00:21:12,323
Sweet. So then what?
318
00:21:12,456 --> 00:21:16,526
It means that you get to
visit our VIP maze experience.
319
00:21:25,469 --> 00:21:27,004
What do you say Bobby?
320
00:21:33,277 --> 00:21:37,148
So, which one of
you is the lucky winner?
321
00:21:37,281 --> 00:21:39,716
Uh, that's me. I guess.
322
00:21:39,850 --> 00:21:42,420
Well congratulations...
323
00:21:42,552 --> 00:21:43,421
Melanie.
324
00:21:43,553 --> 00:21:45,890
Melanie, Melanie...
325
00:21:46,023 --> 00:21:47,124
Brandon.
326
00:21:47,258 --> 00:21:48,492
Wendy.
327
00:21:48,625 --> 00:21:49,692
Rustin.
328
00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:54,398
Melanie,
Brandon, Wendy, Rustin.
329
00:21:54,532 --> 00:21:55,399
Yeah.
330
00:21:55,533 --> 00:21:56,566
Great name.
331
00:21:56,699 --> 00:21:57,600
Thank you.
332
00:21:57,734 --> 00:21:59,036
Well I'm Herschel,
333
00:22:00,271 --> 00:22:02,073
Herschel Walker, and I just
so happen to own this place.
334
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:03,107
Very cool.
335
00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:05,910
Thank you,
and Melanie here just
336
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:09,413
so happens to be our
10,000th customer this season.
337
00:22:09,547 --> 00:22:11,015
That is what they tell me.
338
00:22:11,849 --> 00:22:13,417
So what does it mean?
339
00:22:13,551 --> 00:22:16,420
Like we get a couple t-shirts,
a free t-shirt or something?
340
00:22:16,554 --> 00:22:18,122
Hey, what's the VIP maze?
341
00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:25,930
Well, looks like
somebody spoiled the surprise.
342
00:22:26,063 --> 00:22:29,934
Sorry. I
just-I get so excited.
343
00:22:33,636 --> 00:22:35,372
I completely understand.
344
00:22:37,408 --> 00:22:38,876
The VIP maze
345
00:22:39,009 --> 00:22:42,679
happens maybe once a year.
346
00:22:43,881 --> 00:22:45,916
You know,
we're a small family business.
347
00:22:46,050 --> 00:22:49,520
So sometimes we don't
even get 10,000 visitors.
348
00:22:49,652 --> 00:22:51,822
Heck sometimes we build the
VIP maze and nobody
349
00:22:51,956 --> 00:22:53,357
is there to experience it.
350
00:22:53,491 --> 00:22:56,160
So the VIP maze is
different than the normal one?
351
00:22:56,693 --> 00:23:00,264
Oh yeah, yes it is.
352
00:23:01,532 --> 00:23:05,402
Melanie, how would
you and your friends like
353
00:23:05,536 --> 00:23:08,205
to experience the VIP maze?
354
00:23:08,339 --> 00:23:10,574
Now I'll tell you what.
355
00:23:10,707 --> 00:23:12,977
You finish
in under two hours,
356
00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:15,980
you'll win $5000.
357
00:23:16,113 --> 00:23:20,985
Fuck me. I mean $5000?
358
00:23:21,118 --> 00:23:21,785
Uh huh.
359
00:23:21,919 --> 00:23:23,821
$5,000 dollars, dollars?
360
00:23:23,954 --> 00:23:25,422
Like not pumpkin
money or something?
361
00:23:25,556 --> 00:23:27,391
Yes sir.
362
00:23:27,525 --> 00:23:29,493
You know what? It's
coming to the end of the season
363
00:23:29,627 --> 00:23:30,594
I'll do you one better.
364
00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,297
You finish in under
one hour and I'll double it.
365
00:23:34,598 --> 00:23:37,067
$10,000? Seriously?
366
00:23:37,201 --> 00:23:41,305
Yes. Uh huh.
What do you say Melanie?
367
00:23:44,408 --> 00:23:46,076
Well don't look at me.
368
00:23:46,210 --> 00:23:47,144
You know I'm in.
369
00:23:47,278 --> 00:23:49,180
There's no
doubt about that, no.
370
00:23:49,313 --> 00:23:49,980
I'm in.
371
00:23:50,114 --> 00:23:50,981
Yeah, fuck yeah. I'm in.
372
00:23:51,115 --> 00:23:52,383
I guess we are all in.
373
00:23:52,516 --> 00:23:53,751
Fantastic!
374
00:23:53,884 --> 00:23:55,419
Let's go for a ride!
375
00:23:56,554 --> 00:23:57,988
Come on, strap in.
376
00:23:58,122 --> 00:23:59,722
Safety first, people.
377
00:24:17,675 --> 00:24:20,110
Hang on!
378
00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:24,515
Saving Private Ryan!
379
00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:26,083
I don't
know what's happening!
380
00:24:32,289 --> 00:24:34,091
Alright.
381
00:24:34,225 --> 00:24:37,661
Ok. Are you guys
out of your fucking minds?
382
00:24:37,795 --> 00:24:39,096
We're all gonna die out here.
383
00:24:50,608 --> 00:24:53,043
Hey! It looks like we've
got ourselves a road block.
384
00:24:53,177 --> 00:24:55,212
I'm gonna need
your help on this one.
385
00:24:55,346 --> 00:24:57,548
Man those guns.
386
00:25:00,651 --> 00:25:02,486
Come on guys, nut up!
387
00:25:07,858 --> 00:25:10,027
Hey, hey!
five bucks for every dick shot.
388
00:25:10,894 --> 00:25:14,031
This must be how
Mariah Carey feels every day!
389
00:25:20,237 --> 00:25:21,138
See ya!
390
00:25:21,605 --> 00:25:26,243
Stop with the dick shots!
391
00:25:28,112 --> 00:25:30,281
Oh my God. I
almost feel bad.
392
00:25:30,414 --> 00:25:31,782
I don't.
393
00:25:38,489 --> 00:25:40,858
Fuck yeah, dude!
394
00:25:41,825 --> 00:25:43,827
Fuck you!
395
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,096
Thank you.
396
00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:54,773
So which one of
these is the VIP maze?
397
00:25:55,539 --> 00:25:57,975
Now you don't think I was
gonna make it that easy, do you?
398
00:25:58,108 --> 00:26:00,311
Wait,
there's more than one option?
399
00:26:00,444 --> 00:26:01,679
Actually five.
400
00:26:01,812 --> 00:26:05,049
Now they all go down and
end up at the end of the maze,
401
00:26:05,182 --> 00:26:07,151
just some
take longer than others.
402
00:26:07,284 --> 00:26:09,754
Do some take
longer than 2 hours?
403
00:26:09,887 --> 00:26:12,389
Why
yes Rustin, you are catching on.
404
00:26:12,523 --> 00:26:16,795
Ok so we all
get a path and if we're bad on
405
00:26:16,927 --> 00:26:19,463
the path and it doesn't work
out, we don't get the money.
406
00:26:19,596 --> 00:26:20,799
Right, again.
407
00:26:20,931 --> 00:26:21,899
Ok.
408
00:26:22,032 --> 00:26:23,634
Can we split up?
409
00:26:23,768 --> 00:26:24,835
Wait, what?
410
00:26:25,436 --> 00:26:27,037
Well
there's 5 paths and four of us.
411
00:26:27,171 --> 00:26:28,906
If we split up we have
a way better chance of winning.
412
00:26:29,039 --> 00:26:31,542
Well I just
see the wheels a' turning.
413
00:26:31,675 --> 00:26:34,645
Yes you can split up.
414
00:26:34,779 --> 00:26:36,246
Now, you are not required to.
415
00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:38,716
You can all go on one path, or
416
00:26:38,849 --> 00:26:43,554
you go your separate
ways, increase your chances.
417
00:26:44,756 --> 00:26:47,826
If we all get there in under two
hours do we all get $10,000?
418
00:26:47,958 --> 00:26:49,159
Nice try.
419
00:26:49,293 --> 00:26:50,795
Guys I don't
want to split up.
420
00:26:50,928 --> 00:26:52,229
Well you can go with me, baby.
421
00:26:52,363 --> 00:26:54,131
Yeah we can all go together.
422
00:26:54,264 --> 00:26:55,834
We'll just pick
one path and stick with it.
423
00:26:55,966 --> 00:26:57,234
Come on
guys, are you serious?
424
00:26:57,368 --> 00:26:59,838
Statistically if we split up we
425
00:26:59,970 --> 00:27:01,605
have a way
better chance of winning.
426
00:27:02,573 --> 00:27:04,508
Mel
makes a good point though.
427
00:27:05,008 --> 00:27:07,077
Hey, do
people ever get lost out here?
428
00:27:07,611 --> 00:27:09,313
Lost?
429
00:27:09,880 --> 00:27:12,983
Son
it's a corn maze.
430
00:27:13,117 --> 00:27:17,254
Getting lost
is kinda the point.
431
00:27:19,323 --> 00:27:21,458
And what
about the satanic cult?
432
00:27:21,592 --> 00:27:22,794
Oh Jesus.
433
00:27:22,926 --> 00:27:23,927
The what?
434
00:27:24,061 --> 00:27:25,896
10 years ago a virgin girl was
435
00:27:26,029 --> 00:27:27,664
sacrificed out
here by a satanic cult.
436
00:27:27,799 --> 00:27:28,767
It was on the news.
437
00:27:28,899 --> 00:27:30,200
Virgin sacrifice.
438
00:27:31,201 --> 00:27:33,437
Son, the average
age of the corn maze is 10.
439
00:27:33,570 --> 00:27:37,674
Heck, a 12 year old
girl won the $5000 in the VIP
440
00:27:37,809 --> 00:27:38,942
maze just last season.
441
00:27:39,076 --> 00:27:41,145
Now as much as I love the mystic
442
00:27:41,278 --> 00:27:43,614
and the urban legends
that help keep my doors open,
443
00:27:45,215 --> 00:27:48,652
in all honesty we're
just a fun, family corn maze.
444
00:27:48,787 --> 00:27:50,421
So what do you guys want to do?
445
00:27:52,322 --> 00:27:55,025
You know, we don't
have to do this, guys.
446
00:27:55,459 --> 00:27:57,796
No, we'll just
hop back in the truck, go
447
00:27:57,928 --> 00:27:58,897
back to the main gate and you
448
00:27:59,864 --> 00:28:01,398
guys can enjoy
the normal maze if you want.
449
00:28:01,532 --> 00:28:04,168
Come on, seriously
you guys. Have some balls.
450
00:28:04,301 --> 00:28:05,702
Yeah no, Mel's right.
451
00:28:05,837 --> 00:28:08,238
We're just freaking
ourselves out for no reason.
452
00:28:08,372 --> 00:28:11,041
I mean it's a child's
corn maze, what could happen?
453
00:28:11,175 --> 00:28:13,143
Yeah, little kids do this shit.
454
00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,813
Yeah, we'll
each pick a different path
455
00:28:14,945 --> 00:28:17,247
and we'll just run for the
money. Make a quick cash grab.
456
00:28:17,916 --> 00:28:20,984
Ok, ok, but I want
you to enjoy the experience.
457
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,788
Now I pay a lot of people to
dress up to scare you guys.
458
00:28:23,922 --> 00:28:27,624
It'd be kind of a waste just
to run through the corn maze.
459
00:28:27,759 --> 00:28:29,928
Ah Herschel, you're a beautiful
460
00:28:30,060 --> 00:28:31,728
man but a stupid child.
461
00:28:31,863 --> 00:28:35,065
I love you, but we come
from very Republican parents.
462
00:28:35,199 --> 00:28:37,334
We're all about the Benjamin's.
463
00:28:37,468 --> 00:28:38,535
Ah, I see.
464
00:28:38,669 --> 00:28:41,338
Ok well, I want you
guys to have a good time
465
00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:45,008
alright, not focus on
these Benjamin's, alright.
466
00:28:45,142 --> 00:28:47,211
I'm gonna do you a favor.
467
00:28:49,881 --> 00:28:51,916
Don't take the middle path.
468
00:28:52,049 --> 00:28:53,617
Why would that be, Herschel.
469
00:28:53,751 --> 00:28:56,687
Has it got a little trick
or a rig in there or what?
470
00:28:56,821 --> 00:28:58,088
It's not a trick.
471
00:28:58,222 --> 00:28:59,723
People on average
take the middle path.
472
00:28:59,858 --> 00:29:01,458
That's why I made it the
longest for that very reason.
473
00:29:01,592 --> 00:29:05,562
Look. Four
people, four paths.
474
00:29:05,696 --> 00:29:07,097
Problem solved.
475
00:29:07,866 --> 00:29:11,001
Fuck it, let's do it!
476
00:29:11,535 --> 00:29:12,536
Fuck yeah, dude!
477
00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:16,340
You guys are sure.
This is what we want to do?
478
00:29:16,473 --> 00:29:17,441
Yeah.
479
00:29:18,675 --> 00:29:20,544
Rustin, didn't I just tell
you about the 12 year old girl?
480
00:29:20,677 --> 00:29:21,880
Yeah.
481
00:29:23,080 --> 00:29:25,082
Yeah Mr. "I watched Nightmare
on Elm Street before you."
482
00:29:25,215 --> 00:29:26,583
Stop being such a pussy.
483
00:29:26,717 --> 00:29:29,019
Fuck you, Melanie! I'm
just asking him some questions.
484
00:29:29,152 --> 00:29:30,554
God, you always do this!
485
00:29:30,687 --> 00:29:32,122
This is why mom and
dad don't love you as much.
486
00:29:32,256 --> 00:29:33,190
Oh, that's funny?
487
00:29:33,323 --> 00:29:34,391
Well you know what?
488
00:29:34,525 --> 00:29:35,459
I'm gonna get there first
489
00:29:35,592 --> 00:29:36,995
and when I win the $10,000,
490
00:29:37,461 --> 00:29:39,429
we'll see who's laughing when me
and Herschel are fucking models
491
00:29:39,563 --> 00:29:40,664
in my G7.
492
00:29:40,798 --> 00:29:42,232
Stay gold, Pony Boy.
493
00:29:42,366 --> 00:29:44,903
You wouldn't be able
to afford that with $10,000.
494
00:29:45,035 --> 00:29:47,538
Alright, I guess this is it.
495
00:29:47,671 --> 00:29:49,007
Have fun.
496
00:29:49,139 --> 00:29:50,107
You too, babe.
497
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:51,108
See you in a couple hours, ok?
498
00:29:51,241 --> 00:29:52,442
Alright.
Ok.
499
00:29:53,978 --> 00:29:55,712
Hey thank you, alright?
500
00:29:56,647 --> 00:29:58,783
I'm taking
the path on the right!
501
00:30:35,319 --> 00:30:37,154
Alright
boys and girls.
502
00:30:37,287 --> 00:30:38,589
Let's be safe out there.
503
00:30:39,356 --> 00:30:43,795
And remember,
preservation is key.
504
00:31:55,967 --> 00:31:59,569
I did not crush that
audition this morning.
505
00:32:44,347 --> 00:32:47,217
I'm from Ohio.
506
00:32:48,086 --> 00:32:49,921
Cool.
507
00:32:54,826 --> 00:32:56,994
Brandon
takes possession of the ball.
508
00:32:57,128 --> 00:33:00,898
Nobody can stop him and it's
a goal and the crowd goes wild.
509
00:33:01,032 --> 00:33:02,967
Wild. Wild. He wins.
510
00:33:43,775 --> 00:33:44,976
Give me an "L"!
511
00:33:45,109 --> 00:33:46,443
Give me an "O"!
512
00:33:46,576 --> 00:33:47,544
Give me an "S"!
513
00:33:47,677 --> 00:33:48,645
Give me an "E"!
514
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:49,679
Give me an "R"!
515
00:33:51,581 --> 00:33:51,883
Loser.
516
00:33:53,117 --> 00:33:54,819
Loser.
517
00:33:54,952 --> 00:33:56,988
Loser.
518
00:33:57,121 --> 00:33:58,956
Wow. Hilarious.
519
00:33:59,523 --> 00:34:01,558
Loser.
520
00:34:40,430 --> 00:34:44,334
Ok...
521
00:34:47,470 --> 00:34:49,639
Fuck me!
522
00:34:51,142 --> 00:34:55,179
You got me, man. I don't scare
easy and you fucking got me.
523
00:34:55,847 --> 00:34:58,682
You are
a big motherfucker.
524
00:34:58,816 --> 00:35:00,117
Dude, what
are you doing out here?
525
00:35:00,251 --> 00:35:01,786
You should be in movies.
526
00:35:01,919 --> 00:35:04,755
Who's your agent, man? Stella?
527
00:35:05,256 --> 00:35:06,891
You with ADA on the east side?
528
00:35:08,826 --> 00:35:11,628
Nothing? You can't
just drop character like that.
529
00:35:11,762 --> 00:35:13,197
You had the
great scare, the great entrance.
530
00:35:14,431 --> 00:35:15,565
You're fucking spooky and
then you're just gonna drop it?
531
00:35:16,733 --> 00:35:19,703
Alright look buddy, let me
uh give you a little advice.
532
00:35:19,837 --> 00:35:24,507
Ok, I've done a little acting
myself and this is basic stuff,
533
00:35:24,641 --> 00:35:26,010
real simple.
It's Meisner, ok?
534
00:35:26,143 --> 00:35:29,746
You gotta
invent the memory, alright?
535
00:35:29,881 --> 00:35:32,549
Now I know in real life you're
probably this average Joe.
536
00:35:32,682 --> 00:35:34,551
You
know you spend a lot of time
537
00:35:34,684 --> 00:35:36,254
fucking
around in a corn maze.
538
00:35:36,386 --> 00:35:37,889
Don't get laid enough.
539
00:35:38,022 --> 00:35:40,390
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever
your life is use that ok?
540
00:35:40,523 --> 00:35:42,193
But when you
put on that mask alright?
541
00:35:42,326 --> 00:35:46,596
You've got to know that
you are a psychotic murderer
542
00:35:46,730 --> 00:35:47,798
capable of anything.
543
00:35:47,932 --> 00:35:49,033
Alright it's um-
544
00:35:49,399 --> 00:35:51,601
There's a quote from
one of my favorite actors right,
545
00:35:51,735 --> 00:35:52,870
Freddie Prinze Jr.
546
00:35:53,004 --> 00:35:54,772
He always
says, acting is living
547
00:35:54,906 --> 00:35:57,574
truthfully under
imaginary circumstances.
548
00:35:57,707 --> 00:35:58,876
I think that's very true.
549
00:36:00,011 --> 00:36:01,444
Dude I'm giving you gold here.
550
00:36:01,578 --> 00:36:02,914
You should be writing this down.
551
00:36:04,782 --> 00:36:06,884
Alright well
good luck man, Jesus.
552
00:36:07,018 --> 00:36:09,320
Fuck you too.
I'm trying to help a guy out.
553
00:36:09,452 --> 00:36:11,521
Fucking asshole.
554
00:36:51,329 --> 00:36:53,798
Ok.
555
00:36:58,035 --> 00:36:59,937
Nice try, dude.
556
00:37:19,123 --> 00:37:21,192
Fuck.
557
00:37:25,528 --> 00:37:28,531
Wendy!
558
00:37:32,103 --> 00:37:34,138
Brandon?
559
00:37:37,074 --> 00:37:39,844
Rustin?
560
00:38:31,661 --> 00:38:33,563
Hey there, big boy.
561
00:38:33,696 --> 00:38:37,935
Well, aren't you handsome?
562
00:38:38,601 --> 00:38:39,970
You too.
563
00:38:41,105 --> 00:38:43,340
Think you could give me
a little pointer on how to get
564
00:38:43,474 --> 00:38:44,475
out of these parts?
565
00:38:45,543 --> 00:38:47,044
Oh, sweetie we're not
allowed to tell you that.
566
00:38:47,178 --> 00:38:49,313
That's right, right,
right. $10,000 I get it.
567
00:38:49,447 --> 00:38:53,317
But, maybe there's something
else I can help you with.
568
00:38:54,051 --> 00:38:56,686
I'm sorry.
I'm not following you.
569
00:38:57,388 --> 00:38:59,123
We're all alone out here.
570
00:38:59,890 --> 00:39:02,126
Maybe, have a little fun.
571
00:39:02,259 --> 00:39:04,694
Our little secret.
572
00:39:05,728 --> 00:39:08,999
Ah, um yeah it's just,
573
00:39:09,133 --> 00:39:12,669
I'm with someone. You know?
574
00:39:12,803 --> 00:39:15,439
Oh, that's too bad.
575
00:39:16,173 --> 00:39:20,277
What
if I let you tie me up and do
576
00:39:20,411 --> 00:39:23,147
whatever you want to me.
577
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:26,649
Oh, wow.
578
00:39:26,784 --> 00:39:29,086
It's-that sounds like a friggin'
579
00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:32,189
awesome idea 'cause
you are like fire you know?
580
00:39:32,323 --> 00:39:33,991
Now I'm gonna kill
myself for saying this.
581
00:39:34,125 --> 00:39:35,593
I just-I
got to pass you know?
582
00:39:35,725 --> 00:39:38,295
I got to be loyal.
Just damn, you know?
583
00:39:39,029 --> 00:39:43,234
Well I don't know could you
at least run or something then?
584
00:39:43,901 --> 00:39:46,103
I really need the exercise.
585
00:39:46,237 --> 00:39:47,171
What?
586
00:39:48,005 --> 00:39:48,939
And I really
like it when they run.
587
00:39:49,073 --> 00:39:50,107
What?
588
00:39:51,442 --> 00:39:53,944
Fuck! Fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Ah!
589
00:39:54,078 --> 00:39:55,946
You just fucking cut me.
590
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,182
Are you out of
your fucking mind? Fuck!
591
00:39:59,984 --> 00:40:01,952
You know what?
592
00:40:02,786 --> 00:40:04,989
I like you.
593
00:40:05,556 --> 00:40:07,424
I'm gonna give you a head start.
594
00:40:08,292 --> 00:40:10,727
Ready? Ok.
595
00:40:10,861 --> 00:40:13,430
1 one thousand.
596
00:40:13,564 --> 00:40:14,731
2 one thousand.
597
00:40:14,865 --> 00:40:16,267
3 one thousand.
598
00:40:16,400 --> 00:40:17,401
4 one thousand.
599
00:40:17,535 --> 00:40:19,003
Fuck this, man. Fuck.
600
00:40:19,403 --> 00:40:20,471
6 one thousand.
601
00:40:20,604 --> 00:40:22,072
7 one thousand.
602
00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:23,073
8 one thousand.
603
00:40:23,207 --> 00:40:24,707
9 one thousand.
604
00:40:35,586 --> 00:40:38,289
Ready or not, here I come!
605
00:40:47,898 --> 00:40:52,136
Whoa. They
really stepped their game up.
606
00:40:56,106 --> 00:40:58,342
It's ok, they're
just trying to scare you.
607
00:40:59,843 --> 00:41:02,046
You got this.
608
00:41:04,148 --> 00:41:08,752
Dude,
your outfit is creepy as shit.
609
00:41:14,692 --> 00:41:17,461
What is up with this mask?
610
00:43:19,383 --> 00:43:24,288
Come
out, come out, wherever you are!
611
00:43:30,627 --> 00:43:33,430
There you are. Gosh.
612
00:43:38,268 --> 00:43:39,436
Oh no, no, no, no!
613
00:43:39,570 --> 00:43:41,238
Ah ya!
614
00:43:41,372 --> 00:43:43,173
You lose.
615
00:43:53,417 --> 00:43:55,152
What the fuck
are you doing?
616
00:43:55,285 --> 00:43:56,920
You're supposed to be in path 4!
617
00:43:57,054 --> 00:43:59,189
I'm sorry. I lost her.
618
00:43:59,323 --> 00:44:01,860
What the fuck
do you mean you lost her?
619
00:44:01,992 --> 00:44:03,560
It means she's a fucking ninja.
620
00:44:03,694 --> 00:44:05,462
Are you fucking kidding me?
621
00:44:05,596 --> 00:44:07,531
God Damnit! Fuck.
622
00:44:17,074 --> 00:44:20,812
Look, hey, hey, hey, hey.
623
00:44:20,944 --> 00:44:23,815
I am sorry for yelling, okay.
624
00:44:23,947 --> 00:44:25,549
She's really fast.
625
00:44:25,682 --> 00:44:28,318
Yeah, I am sure she was.
626
00:44:30,320 --> 00:44:32,222
Here, why don't you take pretty
627
00:44:32,356 --> 00:44:35,025
boy here back to the lab
and I'll try and find her, ok?
628
00:44:35,159 --> 00:44:36,861
Oh my God he's so little.
629
00:44:39,463 --> 00:44:41,498
I know but I'm still not
strong enough to carry him back.
630
00:44:41,632 --> 00:44:42,566
I am.
631
00:44:42,699 --> 00:44:44,201
Yes you are!
632
00:44:45,469 --> 00:44:46,871
Just take him back to the lab
and I'll go try and find her.
633
00:44:47,004 --> 00:44:48,205
Ok.
Ok?
634
00:44:50,340 --> 00:44:51,141
Oh.
635
00:44:51,275 --> 00:44:53,076
Hey! By the way those peanut
636
00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:55,078
butter delights
you made were amazing!
637
00:44:55,847 --> 00:44:56,980
Really?
638
00:44:57,114 --> 00:44:58,649
Just as good
as Mom used to make.
639
00:45:35,285 --> 00:45:39,958
Hey dude, you uh...
Can I run something by you?
640
00:45:40,090 --> 00:45:41,525
I just, I
came up with this thing
641
00:45:41,692 --> 00:45:43,494
but I don't have anybody
to show it to, and it's like...
642
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:44,762
Ready?
643
00:45:46,898 --> 00:45:48,432
It's corn on the cock.
644
00:45:49,066 --> 00:45:51,502
Yeah it's not my best, but it's-
There's something there, right?
645
00:45:51,635 --> 00:45:53,470
It's funny. It's just I don't
know where to go with it.
646
00:45:53,604 --> 00:45:54,605
Ya know?
647
00:45:55,706 --> 00:45:57,241
Alright you're not a prop
comedy guy, that's fine.
648
00:45:57,374 --> 00:45:58,442
It's whatever.
It's not for everyone.
649
00:46:05,349 --> 00:46:06,583
Do you
know what time it is?
650
00:46:06,717 --> 00:46:08,418
I just, I've
been walking around
651
00:46:08,552 --> 00:46:10,254
this fucking
place, it feels like hours.
652
00:46:10,387 --> 00:46:12,489
I only got 2 hours
to finish this thing and I don't
653
00:46:12,623 --> 00:46:14,658
know if my friends are out yet
or if- so could you just like-
654
00:46:14,792 --> 00:46:18,595
I'm just so bad at
reading stars, you know?
655
00:46:18,729 --> 00:46:20,297
Alright, come
on man. Just help me out.
656
00:46:21,398 --> 00:46:22,767
Ok, you don't know my sister,
she's gonna be such
657
00:46:22,901 --> 00:46:24,635
a fucking cunt if
she beats me in this thing.
658
00:46:25,269 --> 00:46:27,772
Nothing. Alright.
Hard sell, that's cool.
659
00:46:27,906 --> 00:46:29,273
I get it. I get it. I get it.
660
00:46:29,406 --> 00:46:32,911
Um, well I
didn't want to have to
661
00:46:33,043 --> 00:46:37,514
pull rank on you but uh...
662
00:46:37,648 --> 00:46:38,615
I know Herschel.
663
00:46:39,716 --> 00:46:42,586
So maybe you just
got a little radio or something
664
00:46:42,719 --> 00:46:44,822
you could, ya know, just like
kind of walkie talkie to him,
665
00:46:44,956 --> 00:46:46,123
let him know his buddy Rustin is
666
00:46:46,256 --> 00:46:48,125
ready to get the
fuck out of this maze.
667
00:46:48,258 --> 00:46:49,126
That would-
668
00:46:49,259 --> 00:46:50,995
Where are ya going?
669
00:46:51,128 --> 00:46:52,262
I can see you.
670
00:46:53,263 --> 00:46:54,531
You're just gonna walk?
You're just gonna back-
671
00:46:54,665 --> 00:46:55,867
You're not even
gonna walk forward into it?
672
00:46:56,466 --> 00:46:58,435
Really fucking cool,
man. You know what?
673
00:46:58,569 --> 00:47:00,404
Have fun stopping
cousins from hand jobbing all
674
00:47:00,537 --> 00:47:02,372
over each other out
here you fucking douche bag.
675
00:47:02,506 --> 00:47:04,541
Damn I hate this fucking maze.
676
00:47:31,134 --> 00:47:35,405
And I will strike thee down with
great vengeance and furious-
677
00:47:36,774 --> 00:47:38,141
Fuck.
678
00:47:40,778 --> 00:47:43,447
You talking to me?
679
00:47:43,580 --> 00:47:47,484
I don't see anyone else here
so you must be talking to me.
680
00:47:47,618 --> 00:47:49,787
Huh?
681
00:47:49,921 --> 00:47:51,022
Fucker.
682
00:47:52,522 --> 00:47:53,490
Damn it.
683
00:47:53,624 --> 00:47:56,426
Ok. You wanna play games?
684
00:47:57,127 --> 00:47:58,362
Let's play games.
685
00:47:58,495 --> 00:48:00,297
Say hello to
my little friend.
686
00:48:02,399 --> 00:48:04,601
Fuck you!
687
00:48:18,016 --> 00:48:20,283
Oh that's it.
688
00:48:20,617 --> 00:48:24,022
Now I have had it with
this motherfucking scare-
689
00:49:06,931 --> 00:49:08,265
Holy shit.
690
00:49:09,167 --> 00:49:12,804
Shit. Hey, buddy. Hey, come on.
691
00:49:12,937 --> 00:49:15,006
We've got to
get you out of here.
692
00:49:15,139 --> 00:49:17,674
Mel?
693
00:49:18,976 --> 00:49:20,111
He killed me, man.
694
00:49:20,644 --> 00:49:23,848
No. He didn't, wait.
695
00:49:23,981 --> 00:49:26,751
No listen.
I don't think I'm gonna make it.
696
00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:30,788
You ever seen
an arm fall off before?
697
00:49:30,922 --> 00:49:32,522
No, I haven't.
698
00:49:32,656 --> 00:49:34,224
About as bad as you'd expect.
699
00:49:36,094 --> 00:49:38,896
I need you to listen.
700
00:49:39,030 --> 00:49:40,430
What?
701
00:49:40,564 --> 00:49:44,001
I just want you to know that I'm
702
00:49:44,135 --> 00:49:46,771
your brother and I would never
703
00:49:46,904 --> 00:49:51,308
forgive myself
if I didn't tell you.
704
00:49:53,543 --> 00:49:56,680
I thought you
looked so fat today.
705
00:49:57,915 --> 00:50:01,384
Just saying it's okay
to say the truth sometimes.
706
00:50:01,518 --> 00:50:04,287
Are you serious? Come on.
707
00:50:04,421 --> 00:50:07,091
You know, carbs
aren't always your friends.
708
00:50:07,225 --> 00:50:09,292
I need you to help me.
709
00:50:09,426 --> 00:50:13,030
No, listen! I need
you to go into my room.
710
00:50:13,563 --> 00:50:15,432
Under my bed
711
00:50:15,565 --> 00:50:18,535
there's
some really dark porn stuff.
712
00:50:19,036 --> 00:50:21,538
I don't
want mom and dad to see that.
713
00:50:22,572 --> 00:50:26,144
Just been getting into
some really deep fetish shit.
714
00:50:26,676 --> 00:50:28,846
Some of it feels kind of
illegal.
715
00:50:30,413 --> 00:50:33,785
Mel, I hate you.
716
00:50:38,222 --> 00:50:41,458
Fuck.
717
00:50:41,959 --> 00:50:43,961
Did it look real?
718
00:50:44,095 --> 00:50:45,362
Are you fucking kidding me?
719
00:50:45,595 --> 00:50:46,964
I think that's the
best acting I've ever done.
720
00:50:47,265 --> 00:50:47,765
You see this snot?
721
00:50:48,331 --> 00:50:49,666
No, I got a real tear.
722
00:50:49,801 --> 00:50:51,202
We should get the
fuck out of here, though.
723
00:50:51,334 --> 00:50:52,236
These guys suck, dude.
724
00:50:54,172 --> 00:50:56,473
Mel.
725
00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,743
You seem busy.
726
00:51:07,384 --> 00:51:08,718
I'm just gonna get the car.
727
00:51:33,845 --> 00:51:35,579
Rustin!
728
00:51:35,712 --> 00:51:37,915
I got him!
729
00:52:11,315 --> 00:52:14,118
Oh good, you're awake.
730
00:52:19,389 --> 00:52:21,025
What the fuck is going on?
731
00:52:21,658 --> 00:52:24,362
I'm sorry we
don't have time for that.
732
00:52:24,494 --> 00:52:27,298
The process takes forever and if
I told everyone what was going
733
00:52:27,430 --> 00:52:28,698
on I would
never get any work done.
734
00:52:28,833 --> 00:52:30,301
Let me go
you fucking crazy bitch!
735
00:52:30,433 --> 00:52:32,803
No!
Fuck no, no, no, no.
736
00:52:32,937 --> 00:52:34,404
You kiss your
mother with that mouth?
737
00:52:34,805 --> 00:52:36,774
Look I'm gonna need
you to stop struggling
738
00:52:36,908 --> 00:52:38,342
or this
is going to really hurt.
739
00:52:38,475 --> 00:52:39,409
What the
fuck is going to hurt?
740
00:52:39,542 --> 00:52:40,710
What the fuck is that?
741
00:52:42,712 --> 00:52:44,248
This is a Dermatome.
742
00:52:44,382 --> 00:52:45,715
Do you know what that is?
743
00:52:45,850 --> 00:52:47,218
What the fuck is that?
744
00:52:47,351 --> 00:52:48,718
It's a Dermatome.
745
00:52:48,853 --> 00:52:50,121
I just told you that!
746
00:52:50,254 --> 00:52:51,989
Why don't men ever listen?
747
00:52:54,225 --> 00:52:56,459
No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no.
748
00:52:56,593 --> 00:52:59,397
I'm guessing you
didn't go to medical school,
749
00:52:59,529 --> 00:53:01,866
so I'm going to
dumb this down for you.
750
00:53:02,465 --> 00:53:04,201
This is a
751
00:53:04,335 --> 00:53:07,772
DER-MA-TOME.
752
00:53:08,105 --> 00:53:10,041
It removes
your skin from your body.
753
00:53:10,341 --> 00:53:12,742
No, please, please,
please, no, please.
754
00:53:12,877 --> 00:53:14,678
Here. Let me show you.
755
00:53:14,812 --> 00:53:16,080
No, no, no,
no, hold on. Hold on.
756
00:53:29,226 --> 00:53:31,429
See? That simple.
757
00:53:31,862 --> 00:53:33,397
It gets a lot harder
around your eyes and nose,
758
00:53:33,530 --> 00:53:36,434
but luckily you'll either be
passed out or dead by then.
759
00:53:36,767 --> 00:53:39,703
Please,
please, please just let me go.
760
00:53:39,837 --> 00:53:41,038
I want to go home, please.
761
00:53:41,172 --> 00:53:44,008
Where's Wendy?
Please, please, please.
762
00:53:44,141 --> 00:53:45,109
You talk too much.
763
00:53:45,242 --> 00:53:47,011
You're taking
all the fun out of this.
764
00:53:49,447 --> 00:53:50,414
I want to go home.
765
00:54:08,065 --> 00:54:12,903
Wow, some men
really are faster than others.
766
00:54:13,536 --> 00:54:15,538
Glad I didn't
let you tie me up,
767
00:54:15,672 --> 00:54:17,208
that would have
been a disappointment.
768
00:54:19,642 --> 00:54:21,779
Gemma! Henry is hurt!
769
00:54:22,380 --> 00:54:24,681
What the fuck happened?
770
00:54:25,182 --> 00:54:27,952
That lesbian
bitch stabbed him!
771
00:54:30,488 --> 00:54:32,522
But he's dead?
772
00:54:32,655 --> 00:54:34,458
Do something.
773
00:54:34,591 --> 00:54:35,926
What do you want me to do?
774
00:54:36,060 --> 00:54:37,928
He
has a knife in his fucking head.
775
00:54:38,062 --> 00:54:40,231
I don't
know. I'm not a doctor!
776
00:54:40,364 --> 00:54:41,766
He's dead!
777
00:54:43,000 --> 00:54:45,202
He's not breathing and he
has a knife in his fucking head!
778
00:54:45,336 --> 00:54:47,737
Why
do men make me repeat myself?
779
00:54:50,808 --> 00:54:52,176
Who's still out there?
780
00:54:52,309 --> 00:54:54,611
Deakin and Andy.
781
00:54:54,744 --> 00:54:56,881
Where's Andy?
782
00:54:57,014 --> 00:54:58,416
Path 2.
783
00:54:58,548 --> 00:54:59,417
And Deakin?
784
00:55:00,284 --> 00:55:01,584
I think he's
looking for the lesbian.
785
00:55:02,319 --> 00:55:05,456
Bernard, did
she tell you she was a lesbian?
786
00:55:05,588 --> 00:55:06,490
No.
787
00:55:07,291 --> 00:55:08,859
Did you see
her kissing a girl?
788
00:55:08,993 --> 00:55:09,960
No.
789
00:55:10,094 --> 00:55:12,396
Then why do you
think she's a lesbian?
790
00:55:12,530 --> 00:55:14,932
She was tough and strong.
791
00:55:15,066 --> 00:55:18,436
Just because a
woman is tough and strong
792
00:55:18,568 --> 00:55:20,737
doesn't make her a lesbian.
793
00:55:21,439 --> 00:55:24,008
It doesn't matter.
794
00:55:25,810 --> 00:55:27,878
Which one of
them was on path 2?
795
00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:30,713
The Cheerleader I think.
796
00:55:43,494 --> 00:55:46,663
Well hello there.
797
00:55:46,797 --> 00:55:48,766
I'm Frosty The Clown
798
00:55:48,899 --> 00:55:52,103
here for all of
your frosty treat needs.
799
00:55:53,437 --> 00:55:57,308
How has the maze been going?
800
00:55:58,242 --> 00:56:00,010
Good, I think.
801
00:56:00,144 --> 00:56:02,179
Hey can you tell me
how long I've been out here?
802
00:56:02,313 --> 00:56:03,247
Uhnt uh.
803
00:56:22,833 --> 00:56:25,202
An hour and 20 minutes.
804
00:56:25,336 --> 00:56:26,203
Fuck.
805
00:56:26,337 --> 00:56:27,771
There goes the 10 grand.
806
00:56:27,905 --> 00:56:29,607
I'm sorry.
807
00:56:29,739 --> 00:56:33,244
You'll have to
hurry to win any money.
808
00:56:33,377 --> 00:56:35,246
So none of my
friends have made it out yet?
809
00:56:35,379 --> 00:56:36,280
I don't think so.
810
00:56:37,281 --> 00:56:38,616
You see they
ring the bell every time someone
811
00:56:38,748 --> 00:56:40,683
wins the VIP maze,
812
00:56:42,186 --> 00:56:44,221
and I haven't heard anything.
813
00:56:44,355 --> 00:56:45,523
Have you?
814
00:56:45,655 --> 00:56:47,291
No.
815
00:56:47,791 --> 00:56:51,128
What's your
name little girl?
816
00:56:52,296 --> 00:56:53,164
Wendy.
817
00:56:53,297 --> 00:56:54,064
Wendy.
818
00:56:54,198 --> 00:56:56,400
Would like a treat, Wendy?
819
00:56:56,534 --> 00:56:57,935
They're free of charge.
820
00:56:58,068 --> 00:56:59,370
What'll it be, Kevin?
821
00:56:59,503 --> 00:57:02,106
Well, Frosty,
we've got some Push Pops,
822
00:57:02,239 --> 00:57:06,377
some Drumsticks, and Twincycles
that are blood orange.
823
00:57:11,348 --> 00:57:15,286
So what will it be?
824
00:57:15,819 --> 00:57:18,289
No thanks. I'm trying to win.
825
00:57:22,725 --> 00:57:26,230
Hey, these sound delicious
826
00:57:26,363 --> 00:57:28,265
but between you and me,
827
00:57:28,399 --> 00:57:30,401
I've gained
5 pounds this week.
828
00:57:30,534 --> 00:57:34,004
Are you sure? They're free.
829
00:57:34,138 --> 00:57:36,840
Free. Free, free, free, free.
830
00:57:36,974 --> 00:57:38,242
Free as can be.
831
00:57:38,375 --> 00:57:41,111
Yeah. I should
go if I'm gonna win.
832
00:57:46,083 --> 00:57:51,288
Good luck!
833
00:57:55,092 --> 00:57:57,294
Yeah, maybe
I'll catch you at the end.
834
00:57:58,929 --> 00:58:00,798
Not if I catch you first.
835
00:59:56,613 --> 00:59:57,548
Wendy!
836
00:59:57,981 --> 01:00:00,284
Wendy!
837
01:00:06,990 --> 01:00:08,425
Let's go!
838
01:03:19,049 --> 01:03:20,018
Found you.
839
01:03:47,344 --> 01:03:50,180
Melanie...
840
01:03:50,314 --> 01:03:53,283
Hey Mel. Mel.
841
01:03:53,851 --> 01:03:57,688
Hey, Mel.
842
01:03:59,991 --> 01:04:02,659
Mel, hey.
843
01:04:05,228 --> 01:04:08,933
Hey, you're still here.
844
01:04:09,067 --> 01:04:10,567
Hey.
845
01:04:10,701 --> 01:04:12,369
Are you ok?
846
01:04:12,502 --> 01:04:14,271
I'm ok.
847
01:04:16,808 --> 01:04:19,343
How are you?
848
01:04:21,678 --> 01:04:26,350
Ok, fuck.
849
01:04:29,286 --> 01:04:31,722
It's bad.
850
01:04:35,059 --> 01:04:37,028
They gave me something.
851
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,662
I can't feel it.
852
01:04:41,498 --> 01:04:43,901
I looked down once.
853
01:04:44,035 --> 01:04:46,004
That was enough.
854
01:04:46,136 --> 01:04:47,905
Fuck.
855
01:04:48,505 --> 01:04:52,576
Melanie I am so sorry
I brought you guys here.
856
01:04:52,709 --> 01:04:54,078
I'm so sorry.
857
01:04:54,211 --> 01:04:56,114
No, it's not your fault.
858
01:04:56,246 --> 01:04:57,314
It's not your fault.
859
01:04:57,447 --> 01:05:00,584
I am so sorry. I'm scared.
860
01:05:01,418 --> 01:05:04,287
I'm not ready to die.
861
01:05:04,421 --> 01:05:06,356
I'm not ready to die.
862
01:05:06,490 --> 01:05:08,692
I'm gonna get us out of here.
863
01:05:11,528 --> 01:05:12,897
You're not gonna die.
864
01:05:13,363 --> 01:05:15,666
I'm
gonna get us out of here, ok?
865
01:05:16,166 --> 01:05:20,303
I promise. You trust me, right?
866
01:05:22,339 --> 01:05:23,841
Ok.
867
01:05:27,210 --> 01:05:29,379
There she is,
868
01:05:29,513 --> 01:05:32,549
the answer to all our prayers.
869
01:05:33,183 --> 01:05:35,153
She's the one.
870
01:05:35,285 --> 01:05:37,521
After all these years.
871
01:05:38,488 --> 01:05:41,159
I was beginning to
think that you were a myth.
872
01:05:41,725 --> 01:05:43,961
I told you we'd find one.
873
01:05:44,095 --> 01:05:45,797
15 years!
874
01:05:45,930 --> 01:05:47,832
I can't believe it.
875
01:05:52,269 --> 01:05:56,506
Your Mother would be so proud.
876
01:05:57,708 --> 01:06:02,479
Your mother would
be proud of all of you.
877
01:06:06,616 --> 01:06:08,719
And you.
878
01:06:13,390 --> 01:06:16,259
You took my boy away.
879
01:06:18,528 --> 01:06:19,730
And if I
didn't need you alive
880
01:06:19,864 --> 01:06:22,332
I would
really enjoy gutting you.
881
01:06:25,535 --> 01:06:28,172
You're
sure we need her alive?
882
01:06:28,672 --> 01:06:32,944
It's not an exact
science, but I wouldn't risk it.
883
01:06:35,645 --> 01:06:37,215
How about that one?
884
01:06:37,347 --> 01:06:38,615
No.
885
01:06:38,749 --> 01:06:40,484
Oh.
886
01:06:40,617 --> 01:06:42,285
Yeah we got
everything we need from her.
887
01:06:42,419 --> 01:06:43,386
You can kill her.
888
01:06:43,520 --> 01:06:44,789
No!
Thank you.
889
01:06:44,922 --> 01:06:46,323
No, wait,
wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
890
01:06:46,456 --> 01:06:48,425
No! No! No! No! No! No!
891
01:07:00,972 --> 01:07:02,974
Oh God!
892
01:07:03,107 --> 01:07:07,410
I'm gonna
kill you, you son of a bitch!
893
01:07:07,979 --> 01:07:10,248
I'm gonna
kill every last one of you.
894
01:07:10,380 --> 01:07:11,816
She's feisty!
895
01:07:11,949 --> 01:07:16,353
Yeah, we
still can't kill her yet.
896
01:07:16,486 --> 01:07:19,556
Fuck you, you psychotic bitch!
897
01:07:19,689 --> 01:07:22,093
I'm gonna cunt
punch the shit out of you!
898
01:07:22,226 --> 01:07:23,127
Oh...
899
01:07:23,261 --> 01:07:24,427
What do you want from me?
900
01:07:24,561 --> 01:07:26,596
What the fuck
do you want from me?
901
01:07:29,499 --> 01:07:31,601
You didn't tell her?
902
01:07:35,907 --> 01:07:39,844
Oh, you have
903
01:07:40,644 --> 01:07:44,148
no idea how special you are.
904
01:07:44,581 --> 01:07:46,984
Tell her.
905
01:07:47,118 --> 01:07:49,220
Ugh, we don't need to tell her.
906
01:07:49,352 --> 01:07:51,388
Tell her.
907
01:07:51,989 --> 01:07:54,357
I want her to know.
908
01:07:55,592 --> 01:07:57,295
I want her to know how she
909
01:07:57,427 --> 01:08:00,264
helped complete
your Mother's work.
910
01:08:07,104 --> 01:08:09,106
It has everything to do
911
01:08:09,240 --> 01:08:12,310
with the hand stamp we gave you
on the way into the park.
912
01:08:12,475 --> 01:08:14,377
The stamp?
913
01:08:14,912 --> 01:08:16,948
No one ever
asks about that.
914
01:08:17,081 --> 01:08:19,583
I mean what is
the point of the stamp?
915
01:08:21,685 --> 01:08:24,021
Truth be
told, it's a litmus test.
916
01:08:24,155 --> 01:08:27,225
It exposes those
with a particular gene.
917
01:08:27,357 --> 01:08:28,993
It's a
relatively new gene.
918
01:08:29,126 --> 01:08:31,762
It only happened in the last 30
years or so in human evolution.
919
01:08:31,896 --> 01:08:35,132
And your friends
skins are filled with it.
920
01:08:35,665 --> 01:08:39,103
First,
we remove the skin,
921
01:08:39,237 --> 01:08:43,373
then we grind it down
and make it into a liquid.
922
01:08:43,808 --> 01:08:47,011
And then we turn
it into a face cream.
923
01:08:47,144 --> 01:08:48,712
Yeah.
924
01:08:48,846 --> 01:08:53,050
And it stops the aging
process just like that.
925
01:08:53,450 --> 01:08:58,555
Florence's Miracle Face Cream!
926
01:09:00,624 --> 01:09:02,894
You're crazy.
927
01:09:04,661 --> 01:09:06,529
You're all fucking crazy!
928
01:09:06,663 --> 01:09:09,133
Now
your skin on the other hand.
929
01:09:10,835 --> 01:09:12,970
Your skin has more of this gene
930
01:09:13,104 --> 01:09:15,672
than we have
ever encountered before.
931
01:09:15,806 --> 01:09:17,540
That's why
we need to keep you alive.
932
01:09:17,674 --> 01:09:21,478
You see, when your
heart stops beating your skin
933
01:09:21,611 --> 01:09:24,815
fights to stay
alive through osmosis,
934
01:09:24,949 --> 01:09:26,516
sucking in everything from the
935
01:09:26,650 --> 01:09:29,719
outside world
tainting all of my research.
936
01:09:30,388 --> 01:09:35,226
Your skin can stay
alive for weeks after your dead,
937
01:09:35,359 --> 01:09:37,527
how amazing is that?
938
01:09:38,229 --> 01:09:40,965
Thanks for the science
lesson you crazy bitch!
939
01:09:41,098 --> 01:09:44,734
Hey I'll have
you know I graduated with a PHD
940
01:09:44,869 --> 01:09:47,437
in Biotechnology from UC Davis.
941
01:09:47,939 --> 01:09:50,507
I have 5 Discovery Patents,
942
01:09:51,008 --> 01:09:53,476
which is only
two less than my mother's.
943
01:09:54,711 --> 01:09:58,382
And you little
sweetie, you're going to help me
944
01:09:58,515 --> 01:09:59,850
isolate what makes your genes
945
01:09:59,984 --> 01:10:02,954
special so we can
find more people like you.
946
01:10:04,155 --> 01:10:05,389
God Damnit!
947
01:10:05,522 --> 01:10:07,524
Whoa ho, I like this one!
948
01:10:13,730 --> 01:10:18,035
Honey, where are you gonna go?
949
01:10:18,169 --> 01:10:20,438
You're surrounded,
950
01:10:20,570 --> 01:10:23,506
and if by some miracle
951
01:10:23,640 --> 01:10:25,709
you get past us
952
01:10:25,843 --> 01:10:28,179
you're in a
hundred acre corn maze.
953
01:10:30,314 --> 01:10:31,849
It's over.
954
01:10:38,655 --> 01:10:40,224
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
955
01:10:40,358 --> 01:10:42,093
No! No! No!
956
01:10:43,526 --> 01:10:45,262
Let's talk about this.
957
01:10:47,098 --> 01:10:48,165
Fuck you!
958
01:10:48,299 --> 01:10:49,834
No!
959
01:11:51,362 --> 01:11:52,496
There you go.
960
01:11:52,629 --> 01:11:53,531
Thank you.
961
01:11:54,432 --> 01:11:55,299
Have a nice day.
Thanks, you too.
962
01:11:57,600 --> 01:12:01,772
Excuse me. I am looking to
see if anyone has seen my son.
963
01:12:01,906 --> 01:12:03,808
He went
missing over a month ago.
964
01:12:04,241 --> 01:12:08,711
Nice looking boy,
but I am sorry I haven't seen him.
965
01:12:09,146 --> 01:12:11,148
Here, let me ask my father.
966
01:12:11,614 --> 01:12:13,650
Papa...
967
01:12:13,784 --> 01:12:15,886
this nice
woman's son is missing,
968
01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:17,354
do you
recognize him?
969
01:12:19,557 --> 01:12:23,327
No, I don't. Sorry.
970
01:12:23,894 --> 01:12:25,595
He looks like a good kid.
971
01:12:27,798 --> 01:12:31,535
Have you
contacted the police?
972
01:12:32,136 --> 01:12:35,573
Yes I have, but
he's over 18 and so he's not
973
01:12:35,705 --> 01:12:39,009
considered a runaway, and
there's no way to prove that he
974
01:12:39,143 --> 01:12:41,779
didn't just take off
so they've been no help.
975
01:12:42,847 --> 01:12:45,748
Well that's just awful.
976
01:12:46,183 --> 01:12:47,650
I'm so sorry.
977
01:12:47,785 --> 01:12:48,886
Thank you.
978
01:12:49,019 --> 01:12:50,687
Well I'll keep
my eye out for him.
979
01:12:50,921 --> 01:12:53,757
If I do see him is
there a way to contact you?
980
01:12:53,891 --> 01:12:56,494
Yeah, all
my information is on the poster.
981
01:12:56,626 --> 01:12:58,596
Ok, thank
you. I am so sorry.
982
01:12:58,728 --> 01:13:00,264
Thank you.
983
01:13:00,397 --> 01:13:01,365
Alright, thanks.
984
01:13:01,499 --> 01:13:03,067
Excuse me ma'am?
985
01:13:04,034 --> 01:13:06,003
I know you're
going through a rough time,
986
01:13:06,137 --> 01:13:09,373
and from the looks of
it you haven't slept much.
987
01:13:09,507 --> 01:13:11,008
I haven't.
988
01:13:12,376 --> 01:13:14,677
I want you to try this.
989
01:13:14,812 --> 01:13:17,381
On no, I'm
sorry - thank you though.
990
01:13:17,515 --> 01:13:18,816
It's on the house.
991
01:13:18,949 --> 01:13:22,887
Trust me, you
deserve a little pampering.
992
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:25,856
It takes the
days of worrying off the skin.
993
01:13:27,091 --> 01:13:29,692
Go ahead,
I promise you'll love it.
994
01:13:44,975 --> 01:13:48,879
The scent
it's really comforting.
995
01:14:01,691 --> 01:14:03,260
Eucalyptus?
996
01:14:04,094 --> 01:14:06,696
It
reminds me of my son's room.
997
01:14:59,783 --> 01:15:01,885
Gemma!
998
01:15:05,856 --> 01:15:07,825
Gemma!
999
01:15:13,564 --> 01:15:14,932
Well hey there.
1000
01:15:15,499 --> 01:15:18,135
I thought we had
you in a medically induced coma,
1001
01:15:18,269 --> 01:15:19,937
but it seems the drip ran out.
1002
01:15:20,304 --> 01:15:23,007
I wonder how that happened.
1003
01:15:24,441 --> 01:15:26,477
Oh...
1004
01:15:26,610 --> 01:15:29,380
I'm sorry are you
trying to say something?
1005
01:15:29,513 --> 01:15:31,582
You see,
unfortunately when you sliced
1006
01:15:31,715 --> 01:15:33,484
your throat you did a number on
1007
01:15:33,617 --> 01:15:35,853
your vocal chords,
but you missed the arteries.
1008
01:15:36,153 --> 01:15:38,789
Luckily I was able
to stitch you back up,
1009
01:15:38,922 --> 01:15:41,191
and the progress
has been amazing!
1010
01:15:43,394 --> 01:15:44,495
Ooh...
1011
01:15:45,729 --> 01:15:47,398
It looks like your pain meds
are also starting to wear off.
1012
01:15:47,998 --> 01:15:49,600
I am
so sorry about that sweetie.
1013
01:15:49,733 --> 01:15:51,402
I'll be right back.
1014
01:16:07,284 --> 01:16:11,188
I know the human
body is a crazy thing right?
1015
01:16:11,955 --> 01:16:14,391
Did you know
that if taken care of properly,
1016
01:16:14,525 --> 01:16:17,361
it only takes 2 weeks
for human skin to grow back?
1017
01:16:17,728 --> 01:16:19,863
Yeah I know, so great!
1018
01:16:20,264 --> 01:16:22,132
So while
we hunt for other people like
1019
01:16:22,266 --> 01:16:24,234
you we can rest easy knowing
1020
01:16:24,368 --> 01:16:26,970
that every two weeks we can
just come back to you for more.
1021
01:16:27,304 --> 01:16:29,340
Now I am just
going to get this going,
1022
01:16:29,808 --> 01:16:34,378
and in a couple of seconds
you'll be back in that coma,
1023
01:16:34,511 --> 01:16:37,414
and you won't have to worry
about any of this anymore.
1024
01:16:37,748 --> 01:16:39,616
There...
1025
01:16:45,790 --> 01:16:48,992
Nighty night.
1026
01:16:58,202 --> 01:17:00,437
Nighty night.
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