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-What is this garbage?
-Was this supposed to be funny?
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It must be, it's on this list
of the most watched videos
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of Eastern Europe. It only lost
to a couple having sex with an old tractor
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-on a farm.
-Maybe that's what people wanna watch.
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-Because our videos are not doing well.
-That's messed up.
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That's messed up, we've been working hard
for weeks and then a garbage channel
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copies our video. And gets more
than one million views in a country
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in the shits of Eastern Europe where
they have a bloodthirsty dictatorship,
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violence, racism,
they make fun of handicap people
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and people applaud this?
It's our ideia, our video.
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Fuck.
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-But that doesn't work in our favor.
-Of course not.
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We were the ones who were supposed
to be making this money, not them.
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That's not what I was saying. If our
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video is being a hit in this kinda place
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we are doing something wrong.
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We are. I don't know about you guys,
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but I'm tired of being
the world's punching bag.
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Respect me as a human being.
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I've said this a thousand times
and you laughed at me.
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Because when you say it
it's funny, but now...
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-it's no funny anymore.
-So if I say it, no one will laugh?
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Pablo, is still funny,
I'm talking about me.
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Me as a human being, I'm tired
of being the world's punching bag.
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I'm over it, enough.
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And there's more,
that's not the end of this.
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Why when she said
"that's not the end of this"
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it was in a tone like
"Pablo is gonna get fucked
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so that's not the end of this?"
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That has to be a sign.
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-What kinda of sign?
-That we could be doing
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something else with our lives,
except for online videos.
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In the beginning it was cool,
but now we are even more in debt.
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Aren't you proud? Cause I'm kinda proud
of my new profession.
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Proud... I'm not proud at all.
At all, Rosana.
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And if I was ever proud, I'm not anymore.
You guys put me in a Nutella bathtub
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-for people to watch.
-We didn't do anything with Nutella.
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Because there was money to buy Nutella,
so it was chocolate powder and water,
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-we didn't even have money for milk.
-Are you gonna cry again?
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No, I'm not gonna cry.
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-I just want this to be done.
-It will be done.
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-We have to talk to the lawyer.
-Lawyer? Have you lost your mind?
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We don't have money for a lawyer,
we're about to share a churro!
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And weren't we supposed to the meet
the lawyer at 11? Let's go.
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-Can you keep it down?
-Keep it down...
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-Hi, do you guys want anything?
-Samara?
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How are you? Rosana?
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That's right, thank you for seeing us.
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-No problem.
-Excuse me?
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Mrs. Samara, lawyer. She's gonna help us
with the piracy case. Pablo.
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How are you?
Can you explain a little bit more
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about the situation?
You work for an importer?
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That's right.
And our boss, Borges, ran away
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leaving us bankrupt, with a crazy debt
for us to pay. So then
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-we decided online content...
-Excuse me.
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-Are you a lawyer?
-That's right.
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So this churro stand is a hobby?
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I had some personal problems,
so I decided to shake things up.
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Shake things up? Like what?
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-Something different.
-Like what?
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Like... You know?
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-Things that don't belong.
-What doesn't belong?
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-Some issues.
-What issues?
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Well, some people think
that I have a peculiar taste.
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Others think I have a healthy sex life.
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But most people think
I practice atrocities.
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Kinkiness. Crime in four national states.
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But it just happens that I was
at the wrong place at the wrong time.
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But do enjoy doing what I do?
I do, I enjoy it.
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-What do you enjoy?
-It doesn't matter, Pablo.
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I'm sorry,
we have nothing to do with your life.
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But do you think we can win this case?
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Listen, Rosana, I haven't lost
a case in two years. On the house.
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-Thanks.
-How long have you had this machine?
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-Stop it, Pablo.
-A toast?
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-To victory.
-Here's what I'm gonna do,
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I'm gonna go, cause the line is too big,
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-and I'll send you a message later.
-Sounds good.
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Yeah, call me,
I wanna be on top of everything.
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-Let's go. Yes.
-Is it good?
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-It's yummy. Want more?
-No, thanks.
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-Sonia, where are the script's jokes?
-There.
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No, I mean the funny jokes.
Where are they?
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The jokes are funny.
Maybe they don't work for square, sick
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and fascist minds
from a channel from Eastern Europe.
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You're still talking about this channel?
Forget it.
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If they are working for bizarre people
from a bizarre country from Eastern Europe
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maybe we are doing something wrong and
maybe we need to do something different.
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-Hey. How is it going?
-Hey.
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-What's your name?
-Rafael. Nice to meet you.
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-Nice to meet you.
-We're going...
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So let's start rehearsing?
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-Yes.
-Can we...
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-Hi Rogério.
-Hi Wesley.
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Here are the reports.
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The reports are about the meeting
or about the party?
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Saint parakeet from my insides!
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-What was that?
-What?
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The thing you said about...
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-This parakeet thing is not in the script.
-It's that I...
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I was just improvising,
I thought it would be...
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I thought it would be cool
and fun to improvise...
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-It's not our style to improvise.
-No, I loved it!
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I loved it. You can improvise.
You can say whatever you want, we need it.
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Bring it on!
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No, excuse me, how does it work?
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-This improvising thing.
-Improvising, that's right.
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We usually say whatever comes to mind,
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in the words, in the script
just to spice things up.
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Okay, got it. Let's do it then.
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Can I go?
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Look at this, Rogério,
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-Sidney escreveu...
-I know exactly what he wrote.
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I know what he is trying to say.
He must be a Russian
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spy in disguise. We need to end his plans.
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His plans and the overtime that he didn't
add to my payment cause of Secret Santa.
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It got complicated for me.
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Because in the script, all he had to say
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was this sentence: "That's right."
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This monologue was improvisation?
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Ah, come on! Improvise with me.
Look me in the eye.
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Okay, let's do it then.
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We have to go into his office and get all
of the dossier and documentos, he will
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-never suspect a kid and an old guy.
-Did you have to say old?
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To improvise is to say
the first thing that comes to mind.
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You can't sensor it too much.
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Is it like that improv group?
You know them?
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If everything goes wrong, hide this chip
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underneath your man boobs.
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Come on!
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Come on, dude.
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What's up? I never thought you were
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-gonna bring me here.
-How could you do this to me?
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I don't like this one bit.
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It's an audience test, Pablo.
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I know,
but how is that gonna help our case?
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I'm not a lawyer.
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"I'm not a lawyer." Neither is Samara.
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She sells churro, Rosana. Churro.
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And we don't make online videos.
We are employees of a broke importer.
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Got it. This is your allegation
to hire that person,
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now I understand.
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My allegation to hire that person
who sells churro is that
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she is working for free and is offering
churros to the East Europeans.
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I didn't know they like churros so much.
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Okay. By the way,
where did you find so many East Europeans?
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-I don't get it.
-Facebook.
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Gipsy community.
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And who told you that every East European
is a gipsy?
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Soap opera.
I watched that whole soap opera.
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They are a lot like us. They all speak
Portuguese and live in Leblon.
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-And?
-I didn't like it.
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I didn't get it. I...
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It's so bad that you get
the feeling you didn't understand.
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That's not a surprise.
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Well, you're gonna watch another video
in your own language. Pay attention.
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Pablo?
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It doesn't make any sense.
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They are laughing at the same video,
but with different people.
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But it's the same video.
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-Don't you think Mrs. Samara is weird?
-I think she thinks so to.
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I know, but I don't like not knowing
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why her bizarre fetish
made her lose her job.
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-Does it matter?
-Of course it does.
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Of course it does,
I never know how she's looking at me.
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If she's looking at me in a sexual way.
I never know
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if she feels anything when I tie my shoe.
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If she feels anything
when I go take a dump.
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When I fall on my face and I'm covered
in dirt, I never know if it's sexual,
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it bothers me.
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Regarding the dump, why would she go
into the bathroom to watch you?
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Exactly. That's my question. Why?
I don't feel comfortable around her.
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I don't know if it's sexual or not.
She looks at me funny.
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You don't get, I don't feel comfortable.
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Don't take a dump in front of her, Pablo.
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-No.
-And why not?
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Are you hiding something, Rosana?
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You're my friend,
you gotta tell me what's going on.
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-Okay?
-Let's focus on the serious matter.
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Focus on the serious matter...
She's looking at me.
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Where are you? Huh?
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Where did you hide? Tell me!
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Where are you?
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Talk to me.
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I just wanna talk to you, Rogério.
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I have a gun, Rogério.
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Huh?
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Tell me where you are.
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You can figure this out with me.
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I'm Rogéria.
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Rogério's boss.
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Sonia, let's go back to the script?
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The video is about WhatsApp in the office.
This has nothing to do with it.
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I'm so glad you're here.
I was waiting for you.
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I didn't know you were still
in the office.
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I was totally distracted
on my WhatsApp group.
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That doesn't even make any sense,
how could yoube waiting for me
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if you didn't know I was in the office?
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-Hey, come here.
-Sonia!
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Sonia, help. No. The joke is over!
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Ouch, Sonia!
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-Sonia!
-Improvise, Erasmo.
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I'm already improvising!
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Holy shit. Listen, dude.
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This improvising to spice things up
has been going on
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for 15 minutos, the video
is only two minutes long, please.
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-You don't wanna keep your job?
-No, listen,
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I don't want it. Sonia, I quit.
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-Miss Rogéria, I quit.
-You should think about it.
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Don't you have kids to support?
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I'm more worried about your balls
touching mine.
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Get up, man. Let's go back to the script.
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Please, go back to the script.
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You're not in character anymore.
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I'm not in character.
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This video is supposed
to have two people in the office,
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you acted five!
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-It has too many characters. No!
-Kiss me.
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Get in the mood.
Think about million views.
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I'm already thinking about that, Sonia!
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No, holy shit.
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Seven views, Sonia.
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-The shitty video has seven views?
-And our average
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is 15 view per video,
doesn't make any sense.
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It's the channel's biggest disaster.
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And I'm gonna say something.
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Their video is doing really well.
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-It can't be.
-Take a look.
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-Shit.
-Look.
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It can't be,
we launched this video eight hours ago.
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-How did they copy so fast?
-Exactly.
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These guys might not be ethical,
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but they are professionals in the lack
of ethics to steal people's contents.
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-They are.
-How many views?
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Nine hundred and thirty thousand.
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Well, their average is two million,
so they are screwed.
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It doesn't make any sense.
This shit is an obvious copy.
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I can't believe it, really. Look...
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This part is good. But fuck!
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It's not gonna end this way.
They have to get screwed.
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-This guy is funny.
-Let's focus here.
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If we don't do anything they'll end up...
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screwing us over.
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Some East European people
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-are saying that we are copying...
-Yeah.
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There's another video...
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I'm so pissed.
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Enough, guys. Enough.
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This video was the icing on the cake.
We have to do...
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-Enough.
-Enough.
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-Enough.
-Enough.
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-Enough.
-I'm done laughing.
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-Enough.
-Me neither.
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BORGES IMPORTS
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I have good news and bad news.
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-What are the bad news?
-That there are no good news.
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And if you had said the good one first,
what would it be?
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I would say you have a very small chance
to go forward with this case.
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But to prove piracy
and move forward with the case
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I'm gonna need two things:
A new blazer
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and proof that they had access
to this video.
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This is the hardest to prove.
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Okay, angel,
but let me tell you something:
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The video is absolutely identical.
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But it could be a coincidence.
Piracy is more complicated,
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even if we don't know
if they had access to the video,
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we are gonna have to gather
the biggest amount of evidence.
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So I thought you could make
a video absolutely
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impossible to be a coincidence.
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I'm gonna add to the other ones
and that might help the case.
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Okay, I understood it's difficult,
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but it doesn't seem to be bad news.
Why would it be?
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-I think I get it.
-Yeah?
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-I think I get what's going on.
-Yeah?
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-I understand.
-That's good.
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-That's very good.
-Excuse me?
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Guys...
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I'm not gonna do that.
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It's just a video, Pablo.
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First of all, why are you filming?
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There's a camera filming me right there.
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The more proof the better.
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"The more proof the better."
Who had the idea to film in a body shop?
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-Tell me. Mrs. Samara.
-Mrs. Samara.
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-May I know why, Mrs. Samara?
-Cause there's a lot
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of body shops in Eastern Europe.
They love old cars
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and if that's our chance for them
to get interested in our video, better.
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Oh, cool. First of all, I asker her,
not you. But you're defending her.
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In the Eastern European body shop
is there a guy dressed with diapers?
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A big baby? A big baby in the body shop?
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Pablo, I'm sorry,
but I think that's the funny part.
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That's gonna help us prove
that they are copying our videos.
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Oh, okay. That wasn't our idea, right?
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Was it? For me to be standing here
wearing a diaper and a pacifier?
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Was it our ideia? Tell me truth!
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Can you cry really loud
so I can check the volume?
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I'm not gonna cry. No way. I'm pissed.
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Come here, Sonia. Please, come here.
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I'm sorry, but this situation
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is unbearable. I can't take it anymore.
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No one can.
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00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:32,702
No one can? But I'm the one wearing
a diaper. Is there anyone else in diapers?
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With a wet diaper? Is there anyone else
being filmed by a lunatic
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who sells churros? I don't even know
where this video is gonna end up.
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00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:43,456
What if this shit ends up at XVideos?
My whole family watches XVideos!
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-What do I do now?
-You didn't have to pee yourself.
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At least something good
and useful I had to do with this.
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00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,177
I just don't get how that's good.
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But we have to create this trap
for the East Europeans and that trap
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is a big baby in a dirty body shop.
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Can you repeat the last sentence,
but using the words escargot
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and floss. You chose the context.
Looks great.
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Sonia, come here with me really quick.
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Get out of here.
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00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:14,870
-What is this bullshit?
-I don't know either.
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00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:18,700
But if Pablo dressed
as a baby will helps us sue these guys...
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00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,457
-wonderful.
-No, I think...
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00:17:20,539 --> 00:17:22,669
-I think he's talking about the actor.
-Yeah.
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00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:25,880
-You guys brought him again.
-He's the star of our...
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00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,341
Of the Eastern European channel,
they only talk
321
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:29,882
about him in the comments.
322
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:32,465
Now they have more chance
to steal from us.
323
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:35,431
I can't believe you're gonna make me
go through this humiliation again.
324
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,432
Let's rehearse?
325
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,226
-Let's go.
-Let's go.
326
00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,152
-Hey, what's?
-How is it going?
327
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Places, guys. Let's go.
328
00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:50,238
Ready, action.
329
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What the fuck?
330
00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:56,445
-What the fuck was that?
-I can't work like this.
331
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I can't. I can't even improvise anymore?
332
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:00,161
You're an amateur.
333
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:05,754
I can't work with amateurs.
334
00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,259
-Tell me, what happened?
-Sonia, I...
335
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,930
I was researching
the East European channel so we could
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send them an email...
337
00:18:19,306 --> 00:18:21,096
-It's not gonna happen.
-Why?
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00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:26,020
Their last video disobeyed
339
00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:29,565
-like 50 laws.
-That's impossible. Like what?
340
00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:32,650
Acting like a woman on the streets.
341
00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,236
Acting like a working woman
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on the streets without her husband.
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Acting like a working woman on the streets
without her husband identifying her...
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00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:42,869
-And it goes on.
-But are they gonna
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00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,865
get arrested? They're going to jail?
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00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,667
Death penalty, Sonia.
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00:18:47,751 --> 00:18:50,091
Because of the videos?
Because of the improv
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00:18:50,170 --> 00:18:53,340
that we did? It can't be.
I thought it was funny. Oh, my God.
349
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:56,642
-We killed four people.
-No.
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00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:59,098
No, actually
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00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:02,719
the two women will be stoned
and the guys will
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donate some food and they already signed
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00:19:05,561 --> 00:19:06,981
to do a reality show there.
354
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,402
Rosana, we are making the other video.
355
00:19:09,481 --> 00:19:12,731
Oh, my God. We are still making a video.
356
00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:14,358
Let's go, for crying out loud.
357
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,703
Come on. Hold his leg.
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00:19:24,204 --> 00:19:26,424
Watch out.
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00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,918
Stones are coming out of him.
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00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:31,711
Watch out.
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00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,755
Stones are coming out of him.
362
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,756
The meteor is going straight
to Mogi Mirim.
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00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,807
-Ouch.
-Hold on.
364
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:49,936
-Hey. We have to do something.
-Huh?
365
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,862
The last time I did something,
you almost killed me with your jokes.
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00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:54,361
My jokes?
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00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:56,533
I had to know if they were after me.
368
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,822
Now they are after me.
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00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,615
And cause of you they think
I'm the one who's running around.
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00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:02,949
Don't worry,
they are not gonna do anything
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00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,035
when they find out you have small feet.
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00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:08,080
Jorge, really, let's go talk to them.
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00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,745
But how are we gonna explain
why we are here?
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00:20:10,834 --> 00:20:13,844
Let's say Big Foot caught us.
I don't know.
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00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,841
And that he ate all of that food too?
376
00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,633
-Big Foot...
-You're gonna start again?
377
00:20:17,716 --> 00:20:21,426
Look, what we should do is steal their car
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00:20:21,511 --> 00:20:26,271
go back to Brazil and go to Borges get
the money I hid before someone finds it.
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