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Guys, what's the difference between anime event and costume party?

-Alcohol. -They sell alcohol at anime events?

No, that's the difference. Aren't you listening?

Let me explain something, this isn't just any anime event,

this is the Expo Geek Club 2018, Casa das Beiras.

Rio de Janeiro's biggest anime event. Respect, please.

-And why do people wear costumes? -Not costumes, cosplay.

-And what's the difference? -Here's the difference:

if you see someone being too serious about a costume, it's cosplay.

If he's holding a bottle of beer arm in arm with a girl who's puking,

-it's a costume. -Don't say cosplay is a costume,

-they get pissed. -Please.

It's like calling Scientology a cult, they don't like it.

Just a second.

Are you gonna sell a thermos?

Not sure if you noticed, but this is the thermos you used on Tuesday's video,

-maybe a fan will want to buy it. -What do you mean, fan?

-We have fans now? -Maybe some of the nerd's moms

would want to buy the thermos, I'm gonna sell it.

Parents don't go to anime events, there's no sex, no alcohol, okay?

And how much do you guys think you're gonna make it? Just curious.

You promised we would score big at this costume contest.

-Not costume, cosplay. -Okay, but with the money

we can pay delayed taxes, rent cameras, lights to shoot the videos.

-That's what we need. -That's it.

-That's great. -Cool.

How many views has today's video?

-Fifteen. -Fifteen?

That might be wrong. Hit refresh.

-Sixteen? -Really?

One more, damn! Let's do this!

-It's supposed to go up. -Guys, listen to what someone wrote:

"This channel is garbage, the owner is Borges, these guys

they are just an importer company and now have to make videos

to pay the broke company's bills.

-That's awful. -That makes more sense.

I'm pretty positive the bold guy is an iIlluminati.

Are you guys happy? Let's celebrate. After all the shit we went through.

Can I get a woohoo?

-Woohoo. -Let's do it!

-Let's sell. -Yeah.

Don't you think this event should be a little bit better?

Maybe your concept of better is different than ours, Rosana.

So those tables with swimming pool plastic are okay?

This is cultural, this is our thing, Rosana.

You can't go to Greece and talk shit about their marble tables.

You know why? Cause it's a story of their people.

Because they are different people.

Makes sense. Listen, Pablo, if you wanna do cosplay, be the best

or the worst, I don't know.

In this case, they are both valid.

Just so you know, this cosplay is an original

Japanese Godzilla of 1964. It's not any crap.

-I don't care, don't know who that is. -You don't?

I'm gonna give you an example,

pretend I'm dressed as Pikachu at an event of fanatics

for Pokémon GO, got it? That's kinda the mood.

Pablo, what if there really was

a Pikachu cosplay at a cosplay event where there's only fanatics

for Pokémon GO, what would it happen?

What?

Son of a bitch.

Fuck, it's Pikachu.

What's up, guys? Gossiping about the nerd world?

Caught ya! I'm Sônia, representative of the entertainment

and comedy channel Borges.

-How is it going? -The girls dressed as schoolgirls

are not very open. The guys in their 30s with tight leotards are more polite.

-Did you sell anything? -I did.

You know what I sold?

I sold the thermos... to myself.

The one I have is broken, ugly.

-How much did you sell it for? -I was asking 20,

but I gave myself a discount, sold for ten. Everybody wins.

-What is Erasmo doing there? -That must be his "crew".

How does he know this people? They don't look like they talk

-with anyone over 30. -Give me that pamphlet.

Hello! Electric coffee maker flash sale of the channel Borges!

-You got the cards too? -I've go the cards.

There's more... Quiet.

-Quiet. -Hi, Erasmo. How are you?

What's up, smart people? Why aren't you in costumes?

I told you not call it costume.

-What were you doing? -Networking.

-Then let me do it with you. -Have you ever watched

-21 Jump Street? -No idea what that is.

And how do you plan on networking if you don't know what 21 Jump Street is?

I'm pretty sure they rather do networking with me

-than with you. -Wrong. Because you're looking

just like the guys from 21 Jump Street. It's like you're an undercover

cop who goes to an university trying to bust a drug gang

and says things like: "What's up, party people,

where are we gonna buy some narcotics?"

They look at you and see a plastic worm on a hook. They know you're a trap.

This is an anime event. They know there's something wrong with you,

it's some kind of mistake.

Excuse me, I can't be too close to you.

I'm gonna go networking.

Rosana.

-How are things? -Not good, Pablo.

You know the stool I used for the shaman video?

I'm about to buy it half price that I myself bought if for the video.

But all the stands are selling very well. People are selling

-everywhere. -Maybe I'm doing something

-wrong. -You think?

Maybe it's something that you guys are not doing.

-Excuse me? -What?

Isn't this business? This is business.

And my goal is for everybody to be happy.

But I don't see that here.

You see those nerds over there?

They should all be here buying your shit.

They are not buying anything. Then you guys are gonna be sad,

they will be sad and I will be sad, because my goal is to see everyone happy.

So we could do something

to try and change the flow

-of the situation. -What do you mean by that, Pikachu?

Change things a little bit. For instance...

If you made me happy,

I would take my happiness, send it over to them,

they would come over super happy,

would buy everything from you and you would be happy.

It's like the chicken and the egg. Who came first, angel.

Think about that, princess.

Let's think about that. We are...

Wait. Is it me or Pikachu is getting an allowance from the stands?

-Allowance? -Sweetheart, let me explain.

Allowance is a very used term in the cosplay world.

It's kind of like and advance payment to keep the event, you know?

I know what an allowance is, but I didn't know that did that here.

You have no idea what happens here, a lot of thins happen here.

-Like what? -Like... Like what?

Ah, girlfriend... Like what?

-I wanna know. -I think that's it, but it's horrible,

-right? -What does he know that we don't?

I don't know either, but I'm gonna find out right now.

-Is it okay? Huh? -It's good. Let me know what happens.

Hi. Beautiful costume.

Beautiful costume. You want...

DON'T WATCH THIS STUPID CHANNEL.

Really?

It can't be.

Erasmo?

So you're gonna give me a discount?

Exactly. And not only that,

if you take this cuticle cutter right now,

I'll give you dez, no, 20% discount for the clown shoes

that Pablo wore on the nuclear physicist's video,

Half Hot, Half Smart. Remember?

Of course, this video was an amazing success.

I'll take it. May I pay with a check?

Oh, honey, unfortunately you can't,

the girl who bought the thermos and the coffee maker ripped me off.

Oh, no, that's okay, I totally understand. I think I have some cash.

Some cash on my purse. I'm gonna take a look.

Rosana, stop.

Rosana, what is happening? Stop, are you crazy?

You can get a 40% discount on the shoes, so get up

and show her that you're not an idiot.

Who did that?

Aren't you gonna say anything? You're all gonna be quiet?

You gotta scare them. Are you gonna surrender

to this cheap terrorism? Since I got here

I hear stories of heroism,

of dignity, of honor, of pride.

Of students who wanna make a difference. But it's all a lie.

That's all a lie.

But what do you want from us. There are only nerds here.

If there's something I learned today,

is that when the weak are oppressed,

the nerds are the ones who get different color leotards like armors, but in lycra,

and then start with petty theft so they can later commit bigger crimes.

I know that I am looking at a bunch of nerds. I know.

But I didn't know that you guys were just a bunch of nerds.

-Hey. -Pablo, where are you?

Rosana, I am looking for him. What do you want? Be quick.

If we don't do anything right now, we are gonna leave more in debt

that when we got here. Me specially.

Rosana, chill, please. Let me tell you something.

If there's...

If there's something completely against the rules

here at this cosplay event, Rosana,

it's sex, peace and alcohol.

And alcohol.

I'll call you back. Bye.

-Are you okay, buddy? -No, man.

-I'm not okay. -And can I help you?

I don't know if you can, man.

Well, if you tell me why you're crying

and reveal some compromising secrets,

-maybe I can. -Man, it's all my fault.

-It's totally my fault. -What's your fault?

-Tell me. -I've threatened, extorted, stole...

Drank, right? You're also drinking,

it's not allowed to drink here. Why did you do that?

For a stupid reason. To buy Bilé's medication,

to pay for Juca's toy, to buy food for Nasa.

No, that's...

Did you really do that?

That changes everything.

Oh, my God. What you did is a good thing.

What you did is cool.

-It's now wrong. -How can it not be wrong?

There's a bunch of hard working nerds here and I'm doing this shit.

What I'm doing is dirty, man.

Don't think of it that way, they are grown men

selling old toys to other grown men,

so they can get more money to buy old toys again.

No, what you're doing

is beautiful. You shouldn't feel ashamed, you should be proud.

-Yes! -How am I gonna be proud?

I'm dressed as Pikachu at a party in Tijuca

talking to a guy dressed as Godzilla.

I went to fucking law school.

Honestly, that's a little embarrassing.

I was talking about stealing to help other people.

The lawyer thing kinda breaks...

my heart, but...

Pikachu?

Pikachu?

No, wake up, Pikachu!

You have a cosplay competition to win!

Pikachu, Bilé's medication!

Hey, kid, come here. Do you know what they are doing behind that door?

Parents are not allowed in this event.

Do I look like I'm somebody's mom?

No, we are not allowed to have sex here.

-Don't do that. -Dude, relax!

I'm not gonna leave Juca, Bilé and Nasa hanging, okay?

You have to win this prize.

Even if I have to do this for you.

If they catch me naked and drunk in the bathroom

again, I'm gonna get fired again.

Geez, Vagner, thank God I've found you.

Let's do this. Come on.

Where were you? What were you doing?

Well, I was...

I was doing the wrong things

I always do, okay? That's it.

Oh, no. Vagner, not again.

How many times do I have to remind you

that they created the no sex policy in the event because of you?

-You still don't get it? No? -No...

Different wrong things. Coerce, threaten,

extort, steal innocent people, these kinda of things.

-Let's go. People are waiting. -Shit, what is it?

-I'll go in a little bit. -Are you drunk, Vagner?

-No. Stop. -Did you drink again?

-Let's go. People are waiting. -Not again.

Let's go, come on. -Stop.

Okay, let's continue the semifinals of Dragonete,

and the final battle will be between Richard Double Dragon and Márcio Bros.

But before I would like to welcome this honorable guest

from our Glória branch,

the Grand Master and five time Phantom Black champion,

Erasmo Figueiredo.

-Thank you. -Okay, that's enough.

Before we begin, I have a couple of announcements.

Please don't throw toilet paper in the toilet.

It clogs it. Second, what was our deal?

Guys were supposed to bring Doritos and the girls, soda.

There's only dudes here and just sodas.

Guys, let's keep it up.

Please, otherwise it won't work.

Before we begin, where's the restroom?

Second door to the right. Don't forget what I said.

Use the showerhead.

Let's start.

-Gerson, how are the donations? -Good,

going. They only had the generic medication,

so it was a little bit cheaper.

So I bought some gum with the change.

Wait, is the medication Viagra?

Bilé. Is that Bilé?

Juca? Nasa?

-I can't believe it. -Vagner, what?

-What happened? -Nothing.

-Well, so? -So...

-that's almost all of it. -Okay.

We only nee d the Ardidó stand

e Naruto's guys, Michelzinho was crying

-saying his dad cut... -That same old story.

Exactly. He asked you to wait to deposit on Thursday.

Anything else?

Something annoying. There's a new stand. I don't know who they are,

they're name is Borges, I don't know

who called these people. They're kinda strange,

there's a girl there being super loud

instigating the other stands, taking about rights, justice. Anyway,

things didn't look so good.

Vagner, weren't you supposed to send them a message?

-Vagner! -Yes!

Vagner, weren't you supposed to send them a message?

-I will. -Then go. Destroy that shit,

set that stand on fire, I don't know, figure this out.

It's time for someone to be a role model.

-But that can screw him up on the contest. -Yeah.

We are the ones who have a say in the contest, Gerson. Please.

Pikachu could fuck Harry Potter in the ass and we would still win.

Not you, Gilmar, it's the other one.

Vagner, what are you waiting for? For a Poké Ball to come get you?

-Go, Vagner. -Illuminate my ass.

Guys, let's think about justice,

honor and sell what we brought to sell.

So let's fucking kill someone.

No, for crying out loud. No, guys, If you wanna kill,

kill someone who hasn't bought anything yet. No...

-Don't kill anyone. -Fuck it, girl.

I can't believe this.

-Everybody lost. -Excuse me,

you're a little misinformed. Listen,

-there are no losers on RPG. -Lady, this is a restricted area.

-No strangers or parents allowed. -Go fuck yourself.

I know exactly what is happening here, I recorded everything.

-Lady, easy, put the phone down. -No.

-Put the phone down. -No.

Gilmar, sit down, it only works if the person has watched the movie.

Listen, the showerhead is broken,

I had to throw toilet paper in so now it stinks.

-Sônia? -Do you guys know each other?

What is this, Erasmo?

-It's an RPG club. -Why didn't you say

-you were in an RPG club? Cause I'm embarrassed.

Look at this picture. Picture this on my Facebook, you think it's a cool memory?

Nice memory, likes... Can you see that?

-No. -Who is this woman?

She works with me on the channel online.

Why didn't you tell me you have a video channel online?

Look at me with this realtor outfit, you think I look

like a good digital influence? I don't even have hair to dye it.

What are you doing?

What am I doing? Trying to save our stand

and our company.

Did you know that this RPG is more than that?

Of course, I'm not stupid.

But you think you're in a Scooby-Doo episode and wants to find out stuff

and you screwed everything up. What are we gonna do now?

-What if we do an exchange? -What do you mean?

You don't want us in your stand's business,

we need money to pay our bills.

Everything would be solved if

our Godzilla, perhaps, I don't know,

won the cosplay contest.

Keep talking, I'm listening.

I already said everything.

Hello, Rosana. Can you hear me?

-I can hear you. -Listen.

You have to get outta there now. They are gonna set the stands on fire.

Sônia already told me everything, but if I was this guy I would stay away.

-People went a little over the edge. -You don't understand.

You can't go more over the edge than these guys.

They are real criminals. Get outta there.

What do you want us to do? Kick everybody?

No, that's not... Where is it?

-Hello? Can you hear me? -Yes.

Don't kick anyone.

Kicking is not enough. We have to use a crowbar

on these bastards. Are you listening? Throw bricks at them.

And if they cry is a lie.

Finish these bastards, Rosana.

-Look, it's him. -Pablo, they've found him.

They've found the son of a bitch.

Right there. He's right there.

Fuck.

Pablo?

Attention, guys. Let's do this.

Let's reveal the winner of the cosplay contest

of Expo Geek Casa das Beiras 2018.

Let's go.

Godzilla of 1964.

Where is he? Come on up.

That's right!

Congratulations.

Straight from the Borges channel.

You can pay.

This money is gonna save us.

The dinosaur just won

this check for 20 thousand Reais.

-Done. -Thank you.

Let's grab it so we can deposit today.

Where is Pablo going?

I'm not sure, but he just kicked Pikachu

and everyone is hitting him.

Is that an exposed fracture on his leg?

I don't see how that's gonna work.

We already tried everything.

We've tried everything? All we did was run around.

E perdemos mesmo assim.

-Do you have any ideas? -Not use yours, cause it's the worst.

So you're ideia is to trash my idea?

And your idea is to throw your cell phone in the air.

No, it's not to throw my cell phone.

It's turn on the camera, throw the cell in the air

and see if it records anything. A building, a road.

There's a chance the phone will fall on a rock and break.

Less change than we die of starvation in this shit.

So throw this shit up in the air to see if it works. Come on.