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Rosana, if I ask you something,
will you answer very honestly?
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It's never good when someone asks that.
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Okay, you don't need to be honest,
just tell me.
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Cool?
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-You think I'm ugly?
-Yes.
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Fuck. I said you didn't have to be honest.
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I thought it was a tougher question.
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-It's around here.
-What did you think I was going to ask?
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Who knows. If you're a good actor.
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Oh, thanks. So you think I am ugly
and I'm a bad actor. Cool.
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You want me to be honest?
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I want you to answer
with all the sensibility in your heart.
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-Why do you want to know that?
-I read a comment on a video today.
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It said I look like a caramel apple.
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My body is the stick
and my head is the apple.
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You know why, right?
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I told you not to read the comments.
They just leave us depressed.
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I know, but the video got 350 views,
and his comment got 380 likes.
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People who didn't even watch the video
are liking his caramel apple comment.
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Look, that's the store.
Call an Uber, I'll be right back.
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Okay.
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Your mom's gonna suck
a caramel apple, dickhead.
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There's no Quico, just Shrek, and Fofão.
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Doesn't that guy look like Erasmo?
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The blond one?
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No, Erasmo is bald.
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Yes, but look from the hair down.
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Man...
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It's Erasmo... but hot.
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Hot?
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ONLINE VIDEO PRODUCTIONS
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Hey! How are you?
What's in the shrimp tapicrepe?
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It's like a tapicrepe.
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No, what's in it?
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Let me see...
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Shrimp.
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.What a surprise, huh?
So, you want a shrimp tapicrepe
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or you want to know
what's in the cheese tapicrepe?
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I can call the cook to come
and explain what's in it.
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No, I want you to get
the manager, please.
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You sure about that?
The cook can explain it better.
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Buddy, get me the manager.
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-What happened?
-Hi.
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-Your waiter was very rude to me.
-What did he say?
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I asked what the shrimp tapicrepe
was like, and he said: "Tapicrepe."
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I asked what was in it,
and he said: "Shrimp."
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-So what do you need?
-I would like to-- I would--
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Just that. That's exactly
what I needed to know. Thank you.
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Oh, it's insane. It always is.
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Joilson, come here!
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It can't be. It's his twin.
It has to be, Rosana.
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Only if his twin wears a wig.
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That's exactly like the one that went
missing about two weeks ago.
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Man, does he have split personality,
like Zacarias?
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-Zacarias had split personality?
-Yes, you didn't know?
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Zacarias would take off his wig
for interviews and he was serious.
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He'd put his wig on
and have that voice, that laugh.
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He'd wear those loud outfits.
It was insane, a different person.
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You know why, right?
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-Yes, he was sick.
-No, Pablo.
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He was a real actor.
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Actor.
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BORGES IMPORTS
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The volume is Roberto Justus,
but the color is Gugu Liberato.
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I'd say it's Nair Bello color,
with Aracy Balabanian volume.
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That too.
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You know what I'll do
with your fucking tapicrepe
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that looks like some old hag's vagina
like an old papaya?
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I'll use your butt as the tapicrepe dough
and fill it with...
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-Sônia.
-Sônia!
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-What's happening?
-I'm writing a new script.
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About what?
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About how the fucking TapiCrepe
at 567 Arnaldo Antunes St. sucks!
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-What will it be called?
-That.
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Nope. Sônia, do you think
they could sue us over this script?
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-Why?
-Because that's what happens
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when someone says the fucking tapicrepe
at 567 Arnaldo Antunes St. sucks.
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-They could say it's slander.
-Not if it's true.
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Makes sense.
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-How's the video?
-It starts at TapiCrepe restaurant.
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The customer calls the waiter politely,
and asks nicely:
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"How's the shrimp tapicrepe?"
A totally normal question.
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The butt-hole waiter, as if the shit
was already filling his cheeks, says:
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"It's like a tapicrepe."
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The customer, who was fine
with the stupid waiter,
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looks at him not believing the guy
really was a fucking asshole...
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Still fucking polite, and fucking patient,
she continues:
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"Fine, but what's in it?"
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Let me see here
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since you're a customer who respects
people and not an asshole like me
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That's right!
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Let's see, cheese, tuna... Shrimp!
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I hate my life,
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and I hate my job,
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that's why I am rude
to nice people like you.
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Asshole!
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Honey, do me a favor.
Get me the manager.
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Please, great manager!
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Hello!
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I am the manager, unloved
and boss at this crap here.
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-What do you need to know?-That was it.
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You know what I'll do with that fuckingshrimp tapicrepe
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that looks like and old hag'spapaya looking vagina?
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I'll use your buttas the dough for the crepe
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and I'll fill it with a sausage.
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Take that!
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Sorry, I found it weird. Like I said,
I found the ending really weird.
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-Why weird?
-The video is more offensive than funny.
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You're crazy. You didn't get the humor.
Erasmo said...
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-By the way, where's Erasmo?
-He's not here.
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What do you mean? Where is he?
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Does that mini-dick even pee? Huh?
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That's about all it does, man.
It's been rough!
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I told you to go see my urologist.
He figured out my issue.
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Chancroid and syphilis
all on one testicle in a week!
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I have no time, I'm too busy.
I wish I had your disposition.
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It's all that Peruvian maca,
it's that yellow peanut every day.
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Fuck, you can hang a wet towel on it!
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-He's the man!
-Wash your hands, son of a bitch!
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So you are a lawyer?
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Yes.
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Sydney... is your name.
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I also noticed
you're on your lunch break
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with your law office friends.
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Having a fruit cocktail.
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I have a case for you, sir.
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I have a missing friend.
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His name's Erasmo.
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Bald. His nose looks like yours.
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You kind of have the same body,
skin tone.
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Voice.
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-You haven't seen him?
-Don't know him.
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No.
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He's been missing for about two days.
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You don't want to help me
find my friend?
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Maybe your friend doesn't want
to be found.
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I think he leads a double life.
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-I don't think so.
-I do.
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He started wanting to try new things,
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and to not do that in front
of his friends...
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he decided to create a new personna.
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Then he decided to make new friends,
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and I think it's all in his head,
you know.
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Is it him?
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-Go away. I'm trying to find out.
-Is Rosana here, too?
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-Erasmo. You're Erasmo, aren't you?
-Erasmo?
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Of course, you idiot!
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Fucking dope! Genius!
You're perfect!
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I was about to apologize
thinking it was someone else.
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-Stop pretending.
-I'm not pretending.
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I am serious.
I thought it was someone else.
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How much for your silence?
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I want to know how much you charge
to teach me all this.
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You can put it away.
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TAPIOCAS AND CREPES
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That's it, folks.
We will have to close our doors.
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Okay, it's over.
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-What do you mean? Why?
-Yes, why all of the sudden?
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Yeah, unfortunately, it's over.
Maybe if you had been nicer
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to our customers, or less rude...
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I know I shouldn't have brought
my problems here, but it's tough.
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It's hard feeding my kids. It hard
helping out at the nursing home.
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It's not your fault, Marta.
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I was never the same after I lost
my entire family in that fire.
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Despite saving my neighbor's grandma,
baby and dog,
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this depression affected my productivity
and it affected your work too.
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Forget what I said, okay.
It's no one's fault.
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The economy affected everyone
and we are no different.
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It's been coming for a year.
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I kept it going because I know how
important this is for all of you,
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but we can't keep going anymore.
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Bianca, do something about that phone.
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TapiCrepe-- Someone please pick-up
the other line.
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Yes. Just a moment, please.
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Hello, just a minute. Yes.
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Just a minute. TapiCrepe, good morning.
Please hold.
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Yes, our address...
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What's happening here?
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Five hundred tapicrepes? Are you sure?
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Yes, five hundred tapicrepes.
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Take note. It's 45 four cheese,
80 white chocolate, and 100...
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Guys, watch this video.
It's trending like crazy.
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The biggest marketing lawsuit ever.
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Percivaldo wants us to represent them.
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I just need to make a quick call.
Be right back.
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-Hello.
-Have you seen what you've done?
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I leave you in charge for one second
and it all turns to crap!
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Hang on, I have another call.
Just a second.
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No fucking way! Bullshit.
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The TapiCrepe video has over
120,000 views.
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-No way! Really?
-Really.
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Guys, people are loving it!
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-Suck it, TapiCrepe!
-Loving TapiCrepe.
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What? No. No, no, no.
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You first make the client sign,and then explain why he signed it.
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That scheme we learned at the Bar.
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You too. Bye.
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Where was I?
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At a law firm living a lie with the wig
that went missing from wardrobe.
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Don't get Sidney--
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Don't get me involved, because
if you listened to Erasmo
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the same way the lawyers here
listen to Sidney, he...
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I mean, I wouldn't even need to exist.
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Fuck. TapiCrepe is posting
our video everywhere.
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It's on Facebook, Instagram,
even their Google+ network grew.
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-Can they do that?
-No way, guys. I can't believe it.
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They really are posting it everywhere.
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They spread it. It went viral.
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Fuck.
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Wait up. Sidney, put Erasmo on hold.
I need your help.
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-Are you sure?
-No mistake about it.
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Do you know what you'll say, Erasmo?
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Huh, Erasmo?!
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Sidney, do you know what you'll say?
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No, I have no clue what I'll say.
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But I didn't become junior associate
partner at Esteves & Samarão
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knowing what I'd say.
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Let's roll.
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Excuse me!
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-The line is back there!
-I need to talk to the owner of this crap!
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I'm the owner. Is there a problem, ma'am?
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Yes, there is.
The video you are using is ours.
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-Are you serious?
-Very serious.
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Ismael, get me an order of the strawberry
with heart of palm tapicrepe,
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and don't skimp on the condensed milk
because they saved TapiCrepe.
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Make yourselves at home.
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Can we take a picture?
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I don't even know how to thank you.
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I asked my nephew to look for you
on Facebook, Instagram, that stuff,
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but here you are.
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-So you liked the video.
-Did I ever?
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If it weren't for your video,
I'd have closed the place down.
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After your video,
our sales increased by>> 400%
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It's practically a miracle.
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Yeah, we weren't expecting that.
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No one expected that
with that video.
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What was that actor
who played the waiter?
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For the love of God.
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-Did you like him?
-Did I like him?
240
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:58,249
You can tell the guy has
some form of delay...
241
00:13:58,796 --> 00:13:59,956
He does.
242
00:14:00,047 --> 00:14:01,587
But it's funny.
243
00:14:05,302 --> 00:14:07,352
Guys let's say what we came here for.
244
00:14:07,429 --> 00:14:09,059
-Sure.
-Yes, that's best.
245
00:14:09,139 --> 00:14:12,599
Look, I want to give you some good cash
246
00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:15,515
for you to make TapiCrepe a new video.
247
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:16,688
In those same lines.
248
00:14:16,772 --> 00:14:19,282
You know?
Because money is coming in,
249
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,738
I want to invest in marketing.
250
00:14:21,819 --> 00:14:24,569
That's where I come in.
I don't know if Sônia introduced us.
251
00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:26,525
Hi. I'm Sidney Brandão Fernandes.
252
00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:29,825
I'm junior associate partner
at the Esteves & Samarão Law Firm.
253
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,960
I represent them on their negotiations.
254
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:37,378
I'll prepare a contract, my specialty.
255
00:14:37,501 --> 00:14:38,341
All right.
256
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:40,707
Deal!
257
00:14:41,630 --> 00:14:43,130
-Is it good?
-It's good!
258
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:55,521
Hey! You're back here again?
259
00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,935
-You want more, right?
-That's right.
260
00:14:59,023 --> 00:15:02,153
I heard you have a new flavor.
261
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:07,324
Yes, sausage tapicrepe
is the latest flavor here at TapiCrepe.
262
00:15:07,406 --> 00:15:10,656
We liked your suggestion, and created it.
263
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,753
It's our latest hit.
264
00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:14,960
What type of sausage is it?
265
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:19,079
It's a wonderful seasoned sausage...
266
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:23,384
What happened?
267
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,054
It reminds me of my pig Charlie.
He was a wonderful pig.
268
00:15:27,134 --> 00:15:31,184
He was pinkish, playful, very beautiful.
269
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:34,023
He'd come running, so cute...
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Cut, cut.
271
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,598
What was that? Are you trying to cry?
272
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:41,606
-Are you serious?
-For me it's a wrap. All good.
273
00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:44,360
Sorry, but the script sucks.
274
00:15:44,443 --> 00:15:47,993
We can't really act.
It doesn't bring out emotions.
275
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,912
You're not an actor.
You're the stock guy.
276
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,080
Really?
277
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:58,115
Was that really needed? Seriously.
You're not a director or a screenwriter.
278
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:13,933
This glue is ruining my scalp.
279
00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:16,308
It burns, but let's do this.
280
00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:52,337
Change it.
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00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,097
-Hi.
-Hi.
282
00:16:57,307 --> 00:17:00,057
-Sorry.
-What's up? Need anything?
283
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:04,824
No, nothing. I thought I saw Eras--
Sidney get in the car.
284
00:17:04,898 --> 00:17:06,528
And he did. Look at him.
285
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,898
Do you know this girl?
286
00:17:08,610 --> 00:17:12,570
Yeah, I do.
She's with the people producing...
287
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,410
a video for our client TapiCrepe.
288
00:17:16,493 --> 00:17:20,123
I can't believe it!
You didn't tell me. Seriously?
289
00:17:20,289 --> 00:17:22,669
Nice to meet you.
I'm Sidney's fiancee.
290
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,588
-Fiancee?
-How are you?
291
00:17:28,672 --> 00:17:32,432
This was at Valdir's wedding,
from Accounting, in the Bahamas.
292
00:17:32,509 --> 00:17:34,969
Look at how blue the water is. Amazing!
293
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:37,595
Yeah, really. It's very pretty.
294
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,810
Funny, I have a friend called Erasmo
who went to a wedding
295
00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:44,354
in Cabo Frio at the exact same time.
296
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,016
What a coincidence!
297
00:17:46,315 --> 00:17:49,565
Pear and brie ravioli.
A very special recipe
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00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:52,741
that Troisgros taught Rosilda
when he came to visit.
299
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:53,741
You'll love it.
300
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,822
Sounds delicious!
301
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:59,788
But tell us more!
How did the two of you meet?
302
00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,170
Sidney got me out of my depression.
303
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:07,174
I had just separated and hadn't heard
of him in the field,
304
00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,672
which was strange
because we all know each other.
305
00:18:09,922 --> 00:18:13,472
So, when he showed up,
it was as if he'd come out of nowhere!
306
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:16,683
Sidney is a miracle in my life.
307
00:18:18,013 --> 00:18:20,433
Now we're getting married in October.
308
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,603
Isn't life insane?
309
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,314
Insane!
310
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,726
Very crazy.
311
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:31,395
Now I need to take my fertility medication
because next year...
312
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,954
little Erasmo is coming!
313
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:35,945
My God!
314
00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:39,115
You are... Damn...
315
00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:42,293
-Little Erasmo...
-No, you wouldn't have...
316
00:18:42,663 --> 00:18:44,673
-Little Erasmo.
-Damn...
317
00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,578
You're calling your son Little Erasmo,
Erasmo.
318
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,878
I like the name.
319
00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:56,086
My God, this is really good!
320
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,350
You eat like this every night?
321
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,178
Only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
On the other nights,
322
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:03,024
Erasmo makes Cup Noodles
with cream cheese in the microwave.
323
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:04,943
-But that will end?
-What do you mean?
324
00:19:06,478 --> 00:19:08,898
I'm glad this all happened because
325
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:11,481
it pressured me, I had to decide, and...
326
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,696
I'm going to end this second life.
327
00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:18,198
Seriously? You're giving up
on all this because of us?
328
00:19:18,282 --> 00:19:20,242
No, that's not what he meant.
329
00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,785
After this dinner, it's over.
330
00:19:23,036 --> 00:19:26,666
All that will remain will be Dani's future
husband, Erasmo's future dad,
331
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,338
and future senior associate law partner
at Esteves & Samarão.
332
00:19:30,419 --> 00:19:35,469
Sidney is here to stay. If we cross paths
tomorrow, I'll pretend I don't know you.
333
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,299
Okay? Okay.
334
00:19:38,552 --> 00:19:41,682
Hang on. You don't know fucking crap
about being a lawyer.
335
00:19:41,763 --> 00:19:43,063
And what to I know?
336
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:47,770
I've spent the last 6 years pretending to
be a Marketing director, not knowing shit.
337
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,605
If I'm going to live a lie
I better live a wonderful lie.
338
00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,899
With brie... with this beautiful woman.
339
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,275
What about us? What about Borges?
340
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,162
Rosana, let go of Erasmo.
341
00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:03,450
Let Erasmo go.
342
00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:06,874
Let him cross the tunnel
towards the light.
343
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:08,416
It's over.
344
00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:13,130
You guys, the new TapiCrepe video
just came out.
345
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:16,669
-Did you like it?
-It's hilarious!
346
00:20:16,757 --> 00:20:18,717
-Cool.
-Look, I know nothing about videos.
347
00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:20,180
TAPICREPE OWNER
I'VE CALLED THE POLICE
348
00:20:20,260 --> 00:20:22,550
You know more about it,
349
00:20:22,638 --> 00:20:25,848
but I think this will lead
to TapiCrepe's demise.
350
00:20:27,851 --> 00:20:33,271
I don't even know if I can ask,
but does he have some sort of delay?
351
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,227
-Yes.
-Yes.
352
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:38,569
Then I take back what I said.
353
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,405
What about the bald guy?
Isn't he great?
354
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,123
There's even a meme of Gretchen
watching the video!
355
00:20:46,912 --> 00:20:47,792
It's really good!
356
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:51,461
CITY CLAIMS
357
00:20:51,541 --> 00:20:54,171
Sidney Brandão Fernandes isa police fugitive
358
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:57,803
accused of embezzlementand identity fraud
359
00:20:57,881 --> 00:21:00,511
in a scam that might not be his first,
360
00:21:00,592 --> 00:21:04,352
and that's bringing to light dozensof dubious contracts
361
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:06,469
at Esteves & Samarão Law Firm.
362
00:21:06,556 --> 00:21:07,886
PAULO VILELA
TAPICREPE OWNER
363
00:21:07,975 --> 00:21:11,805
I was tricked. He ruined my company.I lost everything.
364
00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:15,605
I'm sure it was his doing.That bastard should be in jail!
365
00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,991
I will find you, Sidney. I will find you!
366
00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:21,489
Just you wait. You've got it coming.
367
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,411
We believe he is the head of the gang.
368
00:21:23,490 --> 00:21:24,530
DR. SERGIO PASSOS
POLICE CHIEF
369
00:21:24,616 --> 00:21:26,696
The contracts didn't make sense,
370
00:21:26,785 --> 00:21:30,325
making it harder to determine
the dimension of the scam.
371
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,424
DANIELA VIANNA
LAWYER
372
00:21:31,498 --> 00:21:33,788
No, you don't understand. It can't be.
373
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,495
We were getting married. Look at my ring.
374
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,764
Sidney, honey, don't do this to me.
375
00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:44,894
Where are you, honey?Come back to me, will you?
376
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:47,261
He's coming back, right?
377
00:21:49,182 --> 00:21:51,022
There's gotta be another way.
378
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:55,230
Not even turning yourself in.
We avoided the TapiCrepe lawsuit
379
00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:57,404
saying we were scammed by Sidney.
380
00:21:57,482 --> 00:22:01,612
If Sidney goes down, we all go down.
Us, Borges, Erasmo...
381
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:07,124
Okay. Let's do this quickly. Come on.
382
00:22:27,387 --> 00:22:28,637
Friends...
383
00:22:30,474 --> 00:22:33,314
we are gathered here today
to bid farewell to Sidney,
384
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,861
this great and funny man,
385
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,609
this loyal and faithful friend,
386
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:45,235
dedicated to his funny, wonderful,
beautiful, and hot girlfriend.
387
00:22:46,156 --> 00:22:47,986
Successful and rich, hard to forget.
388
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,751
This man who had nice
shiny straight hair,
389
00:22:54,706 --> 00:22:58,916
this man who never owed
his last penny, this man...
390
00:22:59,711 --> 00:23:02,211
This man who loved this work,
391
00:23:02,297 --> 00:23:05,757
and didn't need to drink everyday
to forget he worked
392
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,842
in a bankrupt company, this man...
393
00:23:09,429 --> 00:23:12,849
who didn't need to record
shitty online videos.
394
00:23:13,475 --> 00:23:16,645
This man who was much better...
395
00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:19,021
than Erasmo.
396
00:23:21,149 --> 00:23:22,189
Sidney...
397
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:24,992
we will miss you.
398
00:23:25,070 --> 00:23:26,110
We...
399
00:23:27,614 --> 00:23:31,874
and your beautiful, wonderful,
hot girlfriend, very hard to forget,
400
00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,792
especially at that dinner,
looking at those blue eyes...
401
00:23:34,871 --> 00:23:35,911
Sidney...
402
00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:37,501
goodbye.
403
00:23:40,460 --> 00:23:41,710
Your turn.
404
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:42,745
Stand-up is over?
405
00:23:42,838 --> 00:23:43,798
Go.
406
00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:53,064
Uca lê lê.
407
00:24:00,939 --> 00:24:02,519
No, Pablo. Seriously.
408
00:24:02,607 --> 00:24:03,607
What?
409
00:24:06,570 --> 00:24:07,450
ONLINE VIDEO PRODUCTIONS
410
00:24:09,906 --> 00:24:11,026
Are you okay, Borges?
411
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,084
Borges.
412
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,002
What?
413
00:24:16,079 --> 00:24:17,159
Is everything okay?
414
00:24:19,749 --> 00:24:24,379
We'll die in the Venezuelan jungle
and you ask if I'm okay?
415
00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,473
That looks really bad in my country,
I don't know about yours.
416
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,470
Who says we're gonna die?
What do you know?
417
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:34,142
I know by looking at your face.
I see death when I look at your face.
418
00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:38,232
I see those planes that crash in
the forest and we have to eat each other
419
00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:40,020
to survive. That's what I see.
420
00:24:40,103 --> 00:24:43,153
But it's different,
we don't need to do that here.
421
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,231
No one needs to bite
or eat each other, okay?
422
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:46,607
I'll have to kill you, man...
423
00:24:46,693 --> 00:24:47,533
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