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should we go up you ready

I've been ready for a while now I'm done

in I'm sure sends someone Ravis off nice

and early in the morning come on you

piece up the bed I'll take the monkey up

that gets a mock up

okay so we got good night

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James James what you want a couple to go

on in

it is peaceful yep

just the way I like it Sierra Lima alpha

Yankee receiving go ahead Helen yeah

receive that Helen ATI

ten minutes yeah copy that

there's guys

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it

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Santa have you bought our presents

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it's quite enough to me

yeah

don't you better check it out anyway

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get down get down on the floor now

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they think that up there it's nice and

easy

you're right that's yeah okay go go

inside see what situation is

turn around put your hands behind your

head okay turn around put your hands

behind you taken out three of my offices

why don't you try me

but mom

your move

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Taeyeon's kite which night big fella

I said what's your [ __ ] night nothing

be looking for you for a long time and

who the thought it's silent alarm that

breeds you down

we picked the wrong house wrong family

this time

a question ago I asked what is it about

you and Christmas

you get enough attention as a child

we get presence you want it

Roy doesn't one thing left to do

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I am charging you with suspicion of

murder

get this [ __ ] come home I saw him

reading the right

thoughts

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white

have a merry [ __ ] Christmas

you

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come on buddy freezing dashi

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shut the door then run for hours a

shower

that's my one [ __ ] scenery yeah this is

a really cool place it really is

I'm so excited for Christmas beauty we

wouldn't have any other way

we had anything from I know what you do

no obviously not what happened it's not

fine

that bastard cheated on you how can we

didn't tell me I'm supposed to be your

best friend because he didn't cheat

people I don't think you did anything

Becks

well then how come Sara knew and I

didn't because I know but you're lying

you just make a fast night and on that I

just wanted us to enjoy this weekend you

caught him in bed with Chloe she's

supposed to be your friend don't be so

[ __ ] mad at them yes and they were

asleep do we really have to go over this

now actually believe God honestly

believe it nothing happened but he's

never lied to me before

well I don't think he's done come on he

was I've never seen him so drunk

when did all this happen anyway last

weekend if you honestly think that

nothing went on between them so

I don't know I might know it depends I

like them now forget about it

well we work [ __ ] there yet

which may be okay and I'm sure it will

be up on YouTube yeah we're getting for

you and we will get plenty of wine to

see us through make sure you have a

really good Chris that you're the best

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I was different

do you think we shall start stop are you

crazy

and the guys dancing around in the snow

wearing nothing but his pajamas that's

not right

yeah hey you had a massive smile in his

face I'm sure he's fine

besides you'll be like a murderer or

anything driving for hours and I'm bored

so you clearly did that you [ __ ]

[ __ ] hey yeah

thank you very much for the wonderful

Christmas Wow

he's beautiful we're living it

this place looks amazing oh my god is

that hot tub

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police are still on the hunt for an

unknown number of patients that went

missing with more view institution late

yesterday evening it has been reported

that an altercation occurred resulting

in the deaths of two security guards the

number of missing patients is yet to be

confirmed the police are advising

members of the local communities to

remain vigilant not to approach anyone

that is not known to them and to report

any unusual behavior but police have

assured us that there is no need for

concern and with it being Christmas Day

tomorrow

local residents had concentrated on

during the festive holiday season

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dr. Jones nurse temple yes doctor

it is now 10 minutes past the hour and

you are late for your shift I know

doctor I'm sorry doctor I was went

Christmas shopping and I lost track of

time I'm sorry it won't happen again

I do not need to know why you are late

nor do I really care facts of the matter

are there's no excuse for lateness I

know doctor I'm sorry I expect better of

you no stemple I expect you fully

dressed and on your rounds in five

minutes Yes Doctor

I'm sorry doctor and nurse do you not

upset me by being late again

Yes Doctor

Simon Simon where have you been today

I'll be looking for you everywhere how

are you feeling you're going to have to

talk to me sometime you know it's okay

I'm a very good listener

no well you can't say I didn't try

no one it's that time a day again that's

a good boy and take some water good boy

now cheer up sweetie

it's Christmas Eve tomorrow

you

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[ __ ] I was going on in here this

[ __ ] mess

[ __ ] you really are proper lots of

pump

so this Hey

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Wow he's decorating though I think

Christmas tree over that definitely

definitely

all right I'm gonna find a room but okay

I can get the fire started

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it's a little bit creepy

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in your vacay

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snow maybe bad about the mountain yeah

oh my god Wow amazing

very Merry Christmas

Payne

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as you get really cold out here

I'm gonna go to the shop and get some

but like I'm with you and help me carry

yeah because we're gonna need a lot hi

what are you doing here

yeah I didn't think you would show up

after a stunt you pulled well I was kind

of hoping we could just talk about it I

don't want to talk about it you was in

bed with my boyfriend and I'm your best

friend you know that I wouldn't do

anything like that we were fully clothed

no drunk look you're not my friend

because my friend would not be in bed

with my boyfriend come can we just talk

about this please I want you to leave I

want you to get out okay

I will go out and have some more to make

a fire I'm gonna come back we can talk

about it just guys just ladies get out

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good target that [ __ ] is she doing all

right now so she's staying anyway enough

about her what's up this Christmas ends

when I spoke to mom before we got here

and there on some beach somewhere

they went sailing around the Caribbean

on dad's yacht so they're having a great

time without me what about yours

they're down in Kent with my sister and

her family no same old same old boring

be more funny well I hope you both

appreciate my being here I could be in

New York with my parents walking down

Fifth Avenue with designer shopping bag

in each hand and now you're in Scotland

with us yes and there is nowhere I would

rather be I mean I Love New York I love

my friends more well I think you do okay

okay

it's soft in your old age speak for

yourself now who's having wine yes

please mate run alone okay

to get friends and a great Christmas

takes good friends and a great Christmas

hmm all right I think I'm gonna go treat

myself to a dip and that hot tub who's

coming with me Oh No thank you hon I

think I'm gonna decorate the Train fair

enough

Thanks I think I'm gonna help them with

the decorating if that's all right with

us

yeah of course it's you so although I

could join you for Christmas Day tip

tomorrow suit yourself

I'm gonna get myself wet and naked

that's our baby crazy

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okay this one is bloody vile it's

disgusting

hey why do you think my glasses so far

did you get it from anyway that little

shot from the end of the road oh let me

guess

Sarah chose that her - no oh because

you've got the same taste in wine as she

does him in what does that ring oh you

know that's right it's coming through

you get changed

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to my beautiful Emma

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Ryan Ryan

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coming

ever just comment but Cherie is just

about finished just one thing left to

decide if we owe something what you

think

like Ricky I most certainly am I sure

yeah let's get all lit up really many

ways you're on bands let's do it okay

three what do you think it's beautiful

that can be covered in here Mary knows

you've gotta go as I've lost yeah it's

typical of Chloe Burnett yeah well I

wouldn't worry about her uho come

walking through that door any minute

hope so

anyway I was gonna say oh [ __ ] no it

just moved fast past the window you're

probably imagining things I'm sure I

could have saw something it was it was

wearing red that Google tired what a

really long day nothing out there now I

got my look mm-hmm see all you needs a

good night's sleep

you

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right johnie's get the [ __ ] out of me

nice tits it's not funny

I'm gonna make out two babies get your

ass in here yes

are ya

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I don't know why I bother playing you

always cheat

I don't ever cheat okay so there I've

imagined all those times you've hidden

cards up girl asleep i buy and we're not

gonna hide college is what I'm wearing

good point anyway doesn't matter this

Tigers guess what I ran another game

what was that what was what that annoy

isn't you here oh no I didn't hear

anything

you really didn't hear it no what is

with you today first for saying things

no hearing things are you sure you

alright that no it's just this place

just gonna get creepier than I guess I

feel the fresh air you don't used to it

I did hear that

what are you doing okay I must be going

mad crazy no what are you doing I'm

going out now I'm gonna solve it be

careful

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you

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it [ __ ] hurts you know you almost

killed me

we should have made me jump back but

then should you Paul what are you doing

are they what were you doing here

more mister I miss you too

you do you know this was meant for your

girls anything right well Sarah invited

us you didn't know that we were coming

right no we didn't well that's just

typical bloody Chloe turns up as well so

before we continue you better tell me if

you've got any more surprises coming

well I came up with John Cleese Tommy

Ryan isn't here

not that I'm aware of I mean he knows

that we're up here but he didn't say

anything about coming up so where is

Chloe then she went out ages ago to get

some firewood

Moira trikona I don't have any signal on

my mobile since we got here how about um

like how about nothing

like I'm going anything either well will

not be making any calls whilst we're

here

well not I really care about where

Claire he's got table running seriously

low on firewood

maybe Cyrus got signal I'm gonna get uh

I leave it a minute

my fat well John's gone to surprise her

so well you know what it in ya know in a

hot tub growth [ __ ] sakes I'm freezing

where's she gone where did you go again

she went into the woods in the woods

right

what oh you want me to go into the woods

to find her do you mind no that's fine

I don't mind going in the dark my own

just but why don't you going I you know

what if you don't go and it gets any

colder in here I'll be taking off these

cute little pajamas you like me and so

much I'm putting on a onesie every okay

hey no no no no put it guys car

we got a lift from the train station in

Inverness by some guy I would he was

right by thing he might be pissed he

dropped us off at the blaming bottom off

wish me luck

you're not [ __ ] jumpy Anya what's

going on hello John always a pleasure to

see you Paul she's gonna go out and look

for Chloe you're coming are you having a

Mothman

you'll freeze your [ __ ] bollocks off

out there besides I wanna make sure

Sarah gets dry are you gonna show me

where this room

what whoa see you guys in a bit how are

you bad baby what's up ends

nothing Oh we'll go and find her okay

wait

you ready for round two baby John I've

got a present for you to unwrap come on

baby John come on baby

I've been a good girl yeah you know any

babes seriously

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will you hurry up with that

you can't rush your stuff

it's uh it's a mouse science science

yeah is it it's science

look everything has to be mixed in

perfect balance in order to achieve the

appropriate outcome right and that way

is the appropriate outcome forget

[ __ ] all right yeah give me that [ __ ]

yes

know that for you ready for now give it

to me

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now you know you really shouldn't be so

funny

why then you enjoy it so much

John and beneath it

no you're not

are you going go take a piss

John yes my sweet hurry back you know

I'm waiting here for you thank you for

your information sir

uh no chocolate thank you Merry

Christmas Merry Christmas

mmm so good when's the last time you

tasted marshmallows I was about by

everything that looks so hot it does

Thanks

that's diddling blow blows oh okay

okay hit the guy uh-huh

mmm very good but it's so good mmm

Sarah is missing out totally

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Jonah's every thoughts s climate

everything fun

that'd be fine have another one

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right

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Chloe Chloe [ __ ]

Chloe [ __ ]

Chloe if you can hear me I'm turning

back now [ __ ] piece of [ __ ]

come on bucks

what the [ __ ] is that

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Oh

ah Qbert

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you

ridiculous

what kind of sick [ __ ] does something

like that what he's dead like Chloe

don't [ __ ] know pecs okay why don't

you think about what we should do we're

in the same [ __ ] boat I don't know

what a [ __ ] dog listen arguing

amongst ourselves isn't going to achieve

anything we need to just great speech

Emma come on it what do you suggest we

do well

come on you seem to have all the answers

Oh grow up John listen I don't know but

if we can get up to the main road and

get on higher ground

we might have signal then that way we

can make a phone call at least to

someone to get some help it's gonna be

safe outside I mean do you think it

might be better if we just stay in here

and wait until the morning I don't know

thanks I dunno I don't want to spend a

minute longer in here than I have to

let's do it

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we don't move out of here guys

so do you think you could be quiet you

feel a little boring can understand that

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are we gonna do we need to get out of

here Emma how much just a minute what's

he doing he's just standing there

staring ass take that before he wants to

kill us he wants to kill us all senator

Duey this thing's gonna be a riot bags

do you mean everything's gonna be all

right

he's gonna [ __ ] kill us and let

bastard come it's you we need to get out

of here

we tried that for banks look how far we

got and we need to go go higher money we

can't just wait here Becky if it wants

to gasps he's gonna get us you two can

go run and hide if you want but I'm

staying here it's stupid don't we all

need to go up again

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so are you okay Sara what are you doing

Sara stuff like the doll I'm going I

want to be with Johnny

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yes yes love you back yes yes choking up

running you're gonna look yourself in

and you're open to let anyone else in

okay

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you

I'm not

back a decade

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come on

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ah

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very [ __ ] Christmas

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I'll get it

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Miss Emma Parsons

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to

come to the station

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sergeant Holmes hey Pete how are you

what please tell me is no Jake that's

great news when did you get her that's

amazing news thank you so much for

letting me know P ro Christmas to you T

bye bye Pete okay I never say no good

news they picked up that escaped patient

for more of you a few hours ago the one

that killed all those students up in the

highlands that is good news

what'd they find him Oh wasn't it him it

was a her uh her you sure about that

yeah positive

they found her prints everywhere and

where they take her I've taken their

down two more of you she goes on trial

one in the 2nd of January hmm you okay

Sarge yeah fine

thanks for letting me know about that

Kate I thought that cheer you up

yeah it has anyway go on go on

take yourself off home to your family

ain't paying you overtime okay Sarge

well I hope you have a great Christmas

or what's left of it anyway said my

wishes to Marian well a day thanks Kate

bye Sarge

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merry [ __ ] Christmas

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it was a wonderful time of

when you open presents with joy and

cheer who speculate the Kriss Kringle

was real the staff

q you chill on Christmas Eve Santa

didn't eat carrot all pie but open dad's

whiskey came upstairs

around

his hand with a joyful frown

that naughty man in a wetsuit butcher

the family but blood-stained fingertips

he enjoyed that candy all

to live the center is coming to take

can

the sleigh bells come in get out of bed

you better get one there

the spirit of Christmas he drinks from a

bottle

when you sleep you could await to

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the crunch of foot steps in the snow you

scream and shout as he echoes ho ho Red

Cloud State

a bit from a knife to the head to the

blood dripping from the jury

Simon loved seeing Santa on Christmas

Eve even presents under tree with blood

on his sleeve jingle bells all jingle

bells Santa's come in to play

oh what fun it is to ride when Santa's

come into Smith

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very Merry Christmas

Hey

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very very high

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hi to the camera