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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,670 --> 00:00:05,139 [cheery music] 2 00:00:05,239 --> 00:00:08,776 - * OOH, CHRISTMASTIME 3 00:00:08,876 --> 00:00:11,445 * THIS YEAR AT CHRISTMASTIME 4 00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:15,083 * 5 00:00:15,183 --> 00:00:18,986 * I DON'T WANT TO GO, GO, GO UNDER THE MISTLETOE * 6 00:00:19,087 --> 00:00:21,089 * UNLESS YOU'RE HERE WITH ME 7 00:00:21,189 --> 00:00:22,390 * DON'T WANT TO HEAR-- [feedback blares] 8 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:24,325 - ATTENTION, INMATES AND STAFF, 9 00:00:24,425 --> 00:00:27,061 DUE TO FUMIGATION IN CELL BLOCK C, 10 00:00:27,161 --> 00:00:29,563 TONIGHT'S DINNER IS DELAYED UNTIL 1800 HOURS. 11 00:00:29,663 --> 00:00:32,533 - * CHRISTMAS CHEER WON'T CHEER ME UP * 12 00:00:32,633 --> 00:00:36,003 * IF YOU'RE NOT HERE TO FILL MY CUP * 13 00:00:36,104 --> 00:00:38,939 * YOU'RE NOT NEARLY NEAR ENOUGH * 14 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:41,675 * SO YOU HAD BETTER HURRY UP 15 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,812 - I ALWAYS GET DEPRESSED AROUND THE HOLIDAYS. 16 00:00:44,912 --> 00:00:46,214 WHY IS THAT? 17 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:48,249 - AH, A LOT OF PEOPLE GET THAT WAY, PAUL, 18 00:00:48,349 --> 00:00:49,783 BUT THIS YEAR I BET IT'S ON ACCOUNT 19 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:50,918 YOU'RE IN FEDERAL PRISON. 20 00:00:51,018 --> 00:00:52,120 HOW'D YOU FEEL IN AUGUST? 21 00:00:52,220 --> 00:00:53,987 - TERRIBLE. - YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN? 22 00:00:54,088 --> 00:00:56,690 BET 20. - FOLD. 23 00:00:56,790 --> 00:00:57,858 LOOK AT THAT. 24 00:00:57,958 --> 00:00:59,693 I CAN HACK INTO THE PENTAGON, 25 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:02,062 BUT I CAN'T BEAT A BUNCH OF HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUTS. 26 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:04,198 - OH, YOU FELLAS ARE JUST UNDERESTIMATING 27 00:01:04,298 --> 00:01:06,267 HOW MUCH FUN IT IS IN HERE. 28 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:09,002 - OH, ANY CHANCE YOU'RE MAYBE A LITTLE BIASED IN THAT RESPECT, 29 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:10,904 WARDEN? 30 00:01:11,004 --> 00:01:13,941 - UM... 31 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,909 NO. NOT REALLY. 32 00:01:16,009 --> 00:01:17,845 ALL RIGHT, 33 00:01:17,945 --> 00:01:18,979 SEE YOUR 20. 34 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:23,151 RAISE YOU... 25. 35 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:27,855 - CALL. 36 00:01:27,955 --> 00:01:28,789 - THREE LADIES. 37 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:30,491 - OOH. 38 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,363 - [sighs] 39 00:01:36,864 --> 00:01:37,865 JUST AIN'T MY DAY. 40 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:39,567 - [laughs] 41 00:01:39,667 --> 00:01:41,001 LOOKS LIKE YOU BEAT US AGAIN, WARDEN. 42 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,303 CONGRATULATIONS. 43 00:01:42,403 --> 00:01:44,872 - EH, YOU TAUGHT ME WELL, NICK. 44 00:01:44,972 --> 00:01:46,907 I'M SURE GONNA MISS YOU. 45 00:01:47,007 --> 00:01:48,242 - WELL... 46 00:01:48,342 --> 00:01:50,178 THAT ALL DEPENDS ON THE PAROLE BOARD. 47 00:01:50,278 --> 00:01:52,112 - RELAX, WILL YA? 48 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:55,249 I WROTE THEM A LETTER. 49 00:01:59,052 --> 00:02:02,390 - "IN SHORT, NICHOLAS DEMARCO IS THE MOST EXEMPLARY INMATE 50 00:02:02,490 --> 00:02:04,992 "IT HAS BEEN MY PLEASURE TO KNOW IN ALL MY YEARS 51 00:02:05,092 --> 00:02:07,228 "IN THE DEPARTMENT OF CORRECTIONS. 52 00:02:07,328 --> 00:02:09,163 "I'VE EVEN NAMED HIM IN MY WILL. 53 00:02:09,263 --> 00:02:11,064 "I'M NOT KIDDING. 54 00:02:11,165 --> 00:02:12,900 "I THEREFORE FULLY AND WITHOUT HESITATION 55 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:14,134 "RECOMMEND HIM FOR EARLY PAROLE. 56 00:02:14,235 --> 00:02:16,069 "YOURS CONFIDENTLY, JEFFREY P. MITCHELL, 57 00:02:16,170 --> 00:02:20,140 WARDEN, DANFIELD CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION." 58 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,276 - GOTTA LOVE THAT GUY. 59 00:02:22,376 --> 00:02:25,045 - NOT PARTICULARLY BELIEVABLE. 60 00:02:25,145 --> 00:02:26,714 MR. DEMARCO, 61 00:02:26,814 --> 00:02:29,116 IS IT SO UNREASONABLE TO ASK WHETHER A CON MAN, 62 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,951 LIKE YOURSELF, 63 00:02:31,051 --> 00:02:33,521 A MAN WHO WORKED AS A FULL PROFESSOR AT YALE FOR TWO YEARS, 64 00:02:33,621 --> 00:02:36,757 DESPITE NEVER HAVING COMPLETED THE 11TH GRADE... 65 00:02:36,857 --> 00:02:38,992 - YOU WERE EVEN ON THE TENURE TRACK, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. 66 00:02:39,092 --> 00:02:41,295 - MIGHT NOT ALSO HAVE FOOLED A WARDEN 67 00:02:41,395 --> 00:02:45,299 AT ONE OF OUR MINIMUM SECURITY FACILITIES? 68 00:02:45,399 --> 00:02:47,868 - LOOK, I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR BEING SKEPTICAL, 69 00:02:47,968 --> 00:02:49,337 MA'AM. 70 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:51,839 YES, I WAS IN THE HISTORY DEPARTMENT AT YALE 71 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,707 FOR TWO YEARS, BUT REST ASSURED, 72 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,677 THAT KIND OF ACTIVITY'S IN MY OWN PAST NOW-- 73 00:02:56,777 --> 00:02:59,112 AS MUCH A PART OF HISTORY AS THE CIVIL WAR 74 00:02:59,213 --> 00:03:00,748 OR THE MAGNA CARTA 75 00:03:00,848 --> 00:03:04,352 OR THE LIFE OF A CERTAIN CARPENTER FROM GALILEE 76 00:03:04,452 --> 00:03:09,290 WHOSE BIRTH MANY OF US WILL SOON BE CELEBRATING, 77 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,092 BUT WHATEVER THIS BOARD DECIDES, 78 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:16,029 LET ME JUST SAY, 79 00:03:16,129 --> 00:03:17,831 MERRY CHRISTMAS 80 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:20,067 AND UH... 81 00:03:20,167 --> 00:03:22,736 GOD BLESS US. 82 00:03:22,836 --> 00:03:24,972 EVERYONE. 83 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:30,177 - YEP. 84 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,879 - [sighs] 85 00:03:31,979 --> 00:03:35,383 - HEY-HO. 86 00:03:35,483 --> 00:03:38,586 YEAH, I'M SORRY TO SEE YOU LEAVING US, NICK. 87 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:40,354 - AH, SPOKEN LIKE A TRUE REFORMER. 88 00:03:40,454 --> 00:03:42,356 - AH, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN. 89 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,325 YOU'RE THE BEST COACH I EVER HAD. 90 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,226 YOU KNOW, WHETHER IT WAS GIN RUMMY, 91 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:48,362 CRAPS, TEXAS HOLD'EM, 92 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:50,398 MY GAME ROSE TO ANOTHER LEVEL. 93 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:51,965 - HAPPY TO BE OF SERVICE, WARDEN. 94 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:53,166 - I OWE YOU ONE, NICK. 95 00:03:53,267 --> 00:03:54,902 I HOPE OUR PATHS CROSS AGAIN ONE DAY. 96 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:56,904 - HEY, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT PROFESSIONALLY, HUH? 97 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,273 - AS LONG AS IT'S NOT PROFESSIONAL, THAT'S RIGHT. 98 00:03:59,373 --> 00:04:00,941 THAT'S RIGHT. - AH. 99 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:01,975 - HEY. 100 00:04:04,144 --> 00:04:06,246 - HEY, SIS. MERRY CHRISTMAS. 101 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:09,950 - JUST GET IN THE CAR. 102 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:11,018 - [sighing] 103 00:04:11,118 --> 00:04:13,887 [classical music plays softly] 104 00:04:13,987 --> 00:04:16,089 STILL DIG THE BACH, I SEE. 105 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,659 - IT'S MOZART, GENIUS. - I KNOW. 106 00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:20,794 PINATA FOR BANJO IN LEE MAJORS, RIGHT? 107 00:04:20,894 --> 00:04:22,930 [laughs] 108 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:23,964 SORRY. 109 00:04:24,064 --> 00:04:25,333 THANKS FOR DOING THIS, RO. 110 00:04:25,433 --> 00:04:26,467 - YEAH, WELL, THANK MOM, NOT ME. 111 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:29,370 SHE'S THE ONLY REASON I'M HERE. 112 00:04:29,470 --> 00:04:31,038 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 113 00:04:31,138 --> 00:04:33,073 - WELL, UM... 114 00:04:33,173 --> 00:04:34,274 IT WAS RIGHT NEAR THE END, 115 00:04:34,375 --> 00:04:36,410 AND MOM PULLED ME DOWN BY HER LIPS 116 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:39,279 AND WHISPERED IN MY EAR, "HELP NICK." 117 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:40,914 AND I WAS LIKE, "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME." 118 00:04:41,014 --> 00:04:41,915 AND SHE WAS LIKE, "I'M DYING." 119 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:43,417 AND I WAS LIKE, "REGARDLESS." 120 00:04:43,517 --> 00:04:44,785 LONG STORY SHORT, SHE MADE ME PROMISE TO HELP YOU 121 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,420 FOR ONE MONTH OR UNTIL YOU SCREW UP AGAIN. 122 00:04:46,520 --> 00:04:48,722 WHICHEVER COMES FIRST. 123 00:04:48,822 --> 00:04:51,258 SMART MONEY'S ON "B," BY THE WAY. 124 00:04:51,359 --> 00:04:55,262 - YOU AND MOM ARGUED ABOUT ME ON HER DEATHBED? 125 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:57,164 - FOR 25 MINUTES. 126 00:04:57,264 --> 00:04:58,265 TOUGH OLD BIRD. 127 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,501 - [sighs] - HEY! 128 00:05:00,601 --> 00:05:02,202 - AH. - DON'T TOUCH MY MUSIC. 129 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:03,437 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 130 00:05:03,537 --> 00:05:07,174 [soothing music continues] 131 00:05:07,274 --> 00:05:10,043 [plays intro to Do You Hear What I Hear?] 132 00:05:10,143 --> 00:05:11,945 * 133 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,047 - MR. MILLER, I CAN CERTAINLY DO AN RGB CONVERSION 134 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,082 ON YOUR WEBSITE... 135 00:05:15,182 --> 00:05:17,284 [mouths words] 136 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,852 BUT THE COLORS MAY NOT APPEAR CORRECT AT FIRST. 137 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,021 [Do You Hear What I Hear? resumes] 138 00:05:21,121 --> 00:05:23,557 BECAUSE MATCHING COLORS TAKES A LITTLE BIT OF TIME, SIR. 139 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:26,226 YES, THAT GOES FOR ALL DESIGNERS. 140 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:29,196 YES, EVEN THE MEN. 141 00:05:29,296 --> 00:05:31,064 CAN YOU HOLD, PLEASE? 142 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:33,601 [quietly] DEAR GOD! 143 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:35,002 [exhales] 144 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:38,005 SORRY. SALES CALL. 145 00:05:38,105 --> 00:05:41,108 HOW ABOUT I EMAIL YOU SOME SAMPLES IN A COUPLE DAYS? 146 00:05:41,208 --> 00:05:43,243 HOW'S THURSDAY MORNING? GREAT. 147 00:05:43,343 --> 00:05:44,578 THANKS. GOOD-BYE. 148 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:46,013 [groans] 149 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:48,782 [Do You Hear What I Hear? playing softly] 150 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,384 * 151 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:51,585 YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME. 152 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:52,252 [scoffs] 153 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:57,558 * 154 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,361 - HELLO. 155 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:02,630 - OH. [nervous laughter] 156 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:04,164 - HEY. - TAKING A LITTLE BREAK, ARE WE? 157 00:06:04,264 --> 00:06:05,232 - HEY, MRS. GUTHRIE, 158 00:06:05,332 --> 00:06:06,199 IT'S OUR LUNCH HOUR. 159 00:06:06,299 --> 00:06:08,536 OH, WOW. IT'S 3:30, GUYS. 160 00:06:08,636 --> 00:06:10,070 THAT'S QUITE A LONG LUNCH HOUR. 161 00:06:10,170 --> 00:06:11,605 - HERE'S WHAT'S GOING ON, MRS. G. 162 00:06:11,705 --> 00:06:13,140 ME AND THE BOYS, WE'RE SAFETY-CONSCIOUS. 163 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,142 YOU KNOW? 164 00:06:15,242 --> 00:06:16,744 YOU START GOING TOO FAST, THAT'S WHEN ACCIDENTS HAPPEN. 165 00:06:16,844 --> 00:06:18,479 I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD THE OLD SAYING, 166 00:06:18,579 --> 00:06:21,682 "MEASURE 30 TIMES AND CUT ONCE." 167 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,183 - ACTUALLY, THE WAY I HEARD IT WAS 168 00:06:23,283 --> 00:06:25,052 "MEASURE TWICE, CUT ONCE." 169 00:06:25,152 --> 00:06:26,754 - TWICE? 170 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:28,456 I DON'T KNOW WHAT DAREDEVIL YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO. 171 00:06:28,556 --> 00:06:29,289 HE'S GONNA GET SOMEBODY KILLED. 172 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:30,991 - I KNOW. RIGHT? 173 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:33,060 ASK US TO PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE, WHY DON'T YOU? 174 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:34,394 - FINE. WHATEVER. 175 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:35,896 I DON'T CARE WHAT THE OLD SAYING IS. 176 00:06:35,996 --> 00:06:37,431 I HIRED YOU TO COMPLETE A TWO-WEEK JOB 177 00:06:37,531 --> 00:06:39,299 OVER FOUR WEEKS AGO, 178 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,669 AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN HALFWAY FINISHED YET. 179 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,537 - WE'RE CERTAINLY TRYING OUR BEST, MA'AM. 180 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,473 - WELL, YOUR BEST IS TRYING MY PATIENCE, MR. HEDDISON. 181 00:06:45,573 --> 00:06:48,408 NOW, IF YOU CAN'T START-- 182 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,210 EXCUSE ME. 183 00:06:50,310 --> 00:06:52,412 START HAMMERING OR MEASURING 184 00:06:52,513 --> 00:06:53,213 OR DOING SOMETHING. 185 00:06:53,313 --> 00:06:54,948 OKAY? 186 00:07:07,360 --> 00:07:08,996 SWEETHEART? 187 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,001 PAGEANT'S IN A FEW DAYS. 188 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:16,436 DON'T YOU WANT TO PRACTICE SO YOU CAN BE READY? 189 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:21,575 - I DON'T CARE ABOUT A STUPID PAGEANT. 190 00:07:21,675 --> 00:07:24,111 - WELL, YOU MIGHT WHEN YOU'RE UP ON STAGE 191 00:07:24,211 --> 00:07:25,579 AND YOU DON'T KNOW THE CHORDS. 192 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,616 - IS DAD GONNA BE THERE? 193 00:07:28,716 --> 00:07:30,350 - I DON'T KNOW. WE'LL SEE. 194 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,220 - HE'S NEVER COMING HOME, IS HE? 195 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:34,187 - BILLY, WE DISCUSSED THIS-- 196 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:38,325 - IS HE? 197 00:07:38,425 --> 00:07:40,628 - I DON'T THINK SO. 198 00:07:42,329 --> 00:07:44,031 - [moans] 199 00:08:00,648 --> 00:08:03,416 - THE COATRACK IS OVER THERE. 200 00:08:03,517 --> 00:08:04,885 - [sighs] 201 00:08:06,419 --> 00:08:07,888 ONE BEDROOM, HUH? 202 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,823 WHERE ARE YOU GONNA SLEEP? - HA. 203 00:08:09,923 --> 00:08:11,124 STILL THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, HUH, NICK? 204 00:08:11,224 --> 00:08:12,626 - NOT REALLY, 205 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:15,295 BUT WHAT'S MY VOICE AGAINST THE MAJORITY? 206 00:08:15,395 --> 00:08:17,297 OKAY. OKAY. FAIR ENOUGH. 207 00:08:17,397 --> 00:08:18,699 I'LL BE ON THE COUCH. 208 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,233 AND SOME OTHER GUY CAN MAKE HISTORY 209 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,869 BY BEING THE FIRST MAN EVER 210 00:08:21,969 --> 00:08:24,304 TO SET FOOT IN ROSE DEMARCO'S BEDROOM. 211 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,806 - OH. 212 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,507 ARE YOU SAYING I HAVE NO LOVE LIFE? 213 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:30,844 - NO, I'M SAYING YOUR ONLINE PROFILE SHOULD READ: 214 00:08:30,944 --> 00:08:34,347 MID-30s, CUTE, INTELLIGENT, IMPOSSIBLE. 215 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:35,783 - WRONG, NICK. 216 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:37,184 IF I WAS INTELLIGENT, I'D BE BOOTING YOU 217 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,451 TO THE STREET RIGHT NOW. 218 00:08:38,552 --> 00:08:40,320 YOU KNOW, I MAY YET. 219 00:08:40,420 --> 00:08:42,189 YOU HURT A LOT OF PEOPLE, NICK. 220 00:08:42,289 --> 00:08:43,290 - WHO? 221 00:08:43,390 --> 00:08:45,392 WHO DID I HURT, RO? 222 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:47,561 - HOW ABOUT ANYONE YOU EVER LIED TO? 223 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:49,062 HOW ABOUT ANYONE YOU EVER CHEATED? 224 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:50,798 HOW ABOUT ANYONE WHO GOT THEIR HEART BROKEN 225 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,065 AND THEIR DREAMS CRUSHED WHEN THEY FOUND OUT 226 00:08:52,165 --> 00:08:53,601 YOU WERE NOTHING MORE THAN A CON MAN? 227 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:56,003 WHY AM I SURPRISED? 228 00:08:56,103 --> 00:08:57,705 YOUR FIRST WORDS AFTER "MAMA" AND "DADA" 229 00:08:57,805 --> 00:09:00,373 WERE "WHAT'S IN IT FOR NICK?" 230 00:09:00,473 --> 00:09:01,909 - THAT'S HARSH, RO. - OH, YEAH? 231 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:04,678 WELL, STOP ME WHEN I MAKE A MISTAKE. 232 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:08,515 ONE MORE THING, YOUR PAROLE COMES WITH CERTAIN CONDITIONS. 233 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:10,417 ONE OF THEM IS FINDING A JOB. 234 00:09:10,517 --> 00:09:12,285 - AND I'M GONNA JUMP ON THAT FIRST THING TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 235 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:13,921 PINKIE-SWEAR. 236 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,223 - ACTUALLY, I MAY HAVE A LINE ON SOMETHING FOR YOU. 237 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:17,357 - GREAT. GREAT. 238 00:09:17,457 --> 00:09:18,726 THIS IS WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: 239 00:09:18,826 --> 00:09:21,061 EXECUTIVE LEVEL, LOW SIX FIGURES, 240 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:24,331 FULL BENNIES, STOCK OPTIONS, NATURALLY. 241 00:09:24,431 --> 00:09:25,498 HO, HO, HO! 242 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:28,702 MERRY CHRISTMAS! 243 00:09:28,802 --> 00:09:30,470 HOW ARE YOU GUYS DOING, LITTLE FELLAS? 244 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:32,572 - GOOD. - YEAH? 245 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:36,877 - ALL RIGHT. 246 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:40,648 AND WHAT CAN SANTA BRING YOU FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? 247 00:09:40,748 --> 00:09:42,582 - A BUMBLEBEE PILLOW SET. 248 00:09:42,683 --> 00:09:44,484 - A CAPTAIN AMERICA SHIELD. 249 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:46,253 - A NEW BIKE. 250 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:48,221 - THE MILLENNIUM FALCON. 251 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,489 - WORLD PEACE. 252 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,359 - WORLD PEACE? GOOD FOR YOU. 253 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:54,795 - AND... 254 00:09:54,895 --> 00:09:57,530 ONE BIG HUGS ELMO, ONE FLUTTERBYE FAIRY, 255 00:09:57,631 --> 00:10:00,100 ONE NERF REBELLE HEARTBREAKER BOW BLASTER... 256 00:10:03,236 --> 00:10:06,539 - A NO-FOAM CAPPUCCINO AND A HAZELNUT LATTE. 257 00:10:06,640 --> 00:10:08,375 THAT'LL BE $7.55, PLEASE. 258 00:10:08,475 --> 00:10:09,710 - THANKS. 259 00:10:09,810 --> 00:10:11,078 SO MY LAWYER'S RECOMMENDING 260 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:13,180 WE PUT THE HOUSE UP FOR SALE IN FEBRUARY. 261 00:10:13,280 --> 00:10:16,349 - YOU SPOKE TO A LAWYER? - YEAH, THIS MORNING. 262 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:19,186 HE SAID I SHOULDN'T WAIT TOO LONG TO FILE THE DIVORCE PAPERS. 263 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,359 - SO IT'S REALLY OVER? 264 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,129 - JOHN HAD A CHOICE: ME OR WHISKEY. 265 00:10:29,229 --> 00:10:31,832 HE ANSWERED LOUD AND CLEAR. - I'M SO SORRY. 266 00:10:31,932 --> 00:10:34,434 - JUST ONE PLAY DOC MCSTUFFINS, 267 00:10:34,534 --> 00:10:36,837 ONE RAGGEDY ANNE, ANDY STATION WAGON, 268 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:39,272 ONE MAGIC GLITTER GLOW WATCH... 269 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:49,349 - OH, HE DOESN'T LOOK SO HAPPY. 270 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,485 - ONE CHELSEA DOLL COTTAGE, ONE EASY-BAKE OVEN, 271 00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:57,290 AND ONE 48-KARAT D FLAWLESS OVAL SHAPED DIAMOND BRACELET, 272 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,625 AND THAT'S WHAT I WANT. 273 00:10:58,726 --> 00:10:59,526 - WELL, BOY-- [chuckles] 274 00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,194 SO DOES SANTA. 275 00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,000 YEAH, 250 ON LULLABY LIGHTNING IN THE SIXTH. 276 00:11:07,100 --> 00:11:09,602 WHAT DO YOU MEAN "PLACE THE BET MYSELF?" 277 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:11,304 HARRY, I DON'T GET OFF WORK UNTIL 5:00. 278 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:14,674 WHAT IF I DON'T MAKE IT DOWN THERE IN TIME? 279 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:16,609 [scoffs] COME ON! 280 00:11:16,710 --> 00:11:19,679 WHEN HAVE I EVER STIFFED YOU BEFORE? 281 00:11:19,780 --> 00:11:21,548 YEAH, BUT BESIDES THAT. 282 00:11:21,648 --> 00:11:23,516 BESIDES THAT. 283 00:11:23,616 --> 00:11:25,685 HARRY. HARRY! 284 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:27,387 [groans] OH, GOD. 285 00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:30,357 [muttering] 286 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,927 WHERE'S MY HAT? WHERE'S MY HAT? 287 00:11:35,662 --> 00:11:37,330 - I WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW. 288 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,265 OKAY, BYE. 289 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:42,635 - HEY, PAL. AH. 290 00:11:42,736 --> 00:11:43,570 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? 291 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:44,805 - A NERF GUN. 292 00:11:50,978 --> 00:11:52,612 AND DON'T FORGET THE BATTERIES. 293 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,881 - I'LL TRY TO REMEMBER. 294 00:11:53,981 --> 00:11:55,348 - LAST YEAR YOU FORGOT THE BATTERIES. 295 00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,818 - OKAY, OKAY. 296 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:02,689 [sighs] 297 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,724 HEY, AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 298 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,893 - BILLY. - BILLY. 299 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,627 YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY, BILLY? 300 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:10,297 AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR? 301 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:16,536 - I WANT YOU TO BRING MY MOMMY AND DADDY BACK TOGETHER. 302 00:12:16,636 --> 00:12:17,637 [bells tolling] 303 00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:18,939 - OH, YOU GOT IT. 304 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:20,607 - [gasps] YOU CAN REALLY DO THAT? 305 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:21,674 - ABSOLUTELY. 306 00:12:21,775 --> 00:12:22,742 - REALLY? 307 00:12:22,843 --> 00:12:23,844 REALLY? 308 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:25,578 - DONE AND DONE. 309 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:28,648 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 310 00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,917 OH! OKAY. 311 00:12:30,017 --> 00:12:30,750 I GUESS WE'RE GONNA HUG IT OUT. 312 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,085 ALL RIGHT. 313 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,322 - WELL, SOMEBODY LOOKS HAPPY. 314 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,390 WHAT'D SANTA PROMISE YOU? LOTS OF GOOD STUFF? 315 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:38,458 - HEY, HEY! 316 00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,759 SORRY, KIDS, 317 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:40,828 SANTA'S GOT TO GO FEED HIS REINDEER, 318 00:12:40,928 --> 00:12:42,930 SO I'LL BE BACK IN FIVE. 319 00:12:46,934 --> 00:12:48,701 KNOCK 'EM DEAD, AMESH. 320 00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,537 [grunts] BOO-YA. 321 00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:54,942 HEY, SIS, YOU MIND DROPPING ME OFF AT THE RACETRACK? 322 00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:56,609 - ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? 323 00:12:56,709 --> 00:12:57,878 - OH, I'M NOT GONNA BET VERY MUCH. 324 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,279 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT IS 325 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,314 YOU PROMISED THAT LITTLE BOY BACK THERE? 326 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:02,749 - WHAT LITTLE BOY? 327 00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:04,584 - UH, THE LITTLE BOY WITH THE BLONDE CURLY HAIR 328 00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,685 AND THE RED SHIRT. 329 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,920 DO YOU HAVE ANY INKLING 330 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,455 OF WHAT IT IS YOU JUST PROMISED HIM? 331 00:13:08,555 --> 00:13:10,490 - XBOX? 332 00:13:10,590 --> 00:13:12,525 - I HEARD YOU PROMISE YOU'D GET HIS PARENTS BACK TOGETHER 333 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,895 BY CHRISTMAS. 334 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:17,564 - PRETTY SURE IT WAS XBOX. 335 00:13:17,664 --> 00:13:19,933 - DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT'S GONNA BE WAITING FOR HIM 336 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,902 UNDER THE TREE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING? 337 00:13:22,002 --> 00:13:23,536 IF YOU SAY "XBOX" AGAIN, SO HELP ME, NICK, 338 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:24,537 I WILL PUNCH YOU. 339 00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:26,006 I WILL PUNCH YOU. 340 00:13:26,106 --> 00:13:29,977 MISERY, TEARS, AND HEARTBREAK, NICK. 341 00:13:30,077 --> 00:13:31,678 THAT'S WHAT'S GONNA BE WAITING FOR THAT LITTLE BOY 342 00:13:31,778 --> 00:13:32,745 ON CHRISTMAS MORNING 343 00:13:32,846 --> 00:13:35,448 BECAUSE OF YOU. 344 00:13:35,548 --> 00:13:38,051 - LOOK, IT WAS ALMOST 5:00. 345 00:13:39,552 --> 00:13:41,088 - I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! 346 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,523 - HEY, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME, RO? 347 00:13:43,623 --> 00:13:44,491 AN APOLOGY? 348 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,059 OKAY, I'M SORRY. 349 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:47,794 I SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT PROMISE TO THE KID. 350 00:13:47,895 --> 00:13:49,863 I'M SORRY. 351 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,831 - THOSE ARE JUST WORDS, NICK. 352 00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:53,666 THAT'S JUST...HOT AIR. 353 00:13:53,766 --> 00:13:55,102 - OH, RO, COME ON. - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? 354 00:13:55,202 --> 00:13:56,803 YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. 355 00:13:56,904 --> 00:13:58,671 YOU NEVER HAVE. 356 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:02,609 AND YOU'RE NEVER GONNA CHANGE. 357 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:04,311 I TRIED, MOM. 358 00:14:07,547 --> 00:14:08,748 GOOD-BYE, NICK. 359 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:10,450 - WAIT, RO, HEY, HOLD ON. 360 00:14:10,550 --> 00:14:11,851 ALL RIGHT. RO. 361 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:12,585 [engine turns over] 362 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:14,021 HEY. 363 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:15,755 HEY! HEY. HEY, RO, WAIT A MINUTE! 364 00:14:15,855 --> 00:14:17,190 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT A MINUTE. 365 00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:20,827 YOU'RE MY RIDE HOME, RO. WAIT! 366 00:14:20,928 --> 00:14:22,395 WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. WAIT! 367 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,199 - NOTE TO SELF: 368 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,001 EXPLORE PUTTING CONVERSION EXITS ON THE HOME PAGE 369 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:29,702 TO IMPROVE NAVIGATION. 370 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:33,606 BILLY, DINNER! 371 00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:35,943 - WHAT ARE WE HAVING? - POT ROAST. 372 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:36,809 I KNOW IT'S NOT YOUR FAVORITE-- 373 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:38,946 - I LOVE POT ROAST! 374 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:39,879 - WELL, THAT'S A SWITCH. 375 00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:40,914 GO WASH YOUR HANDS. 376 00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:43,683 - RIGHT AWAY! 377 00:14:43,783 --> 00:14:47,087 - WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY REAL SON? 378 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:54,661 - [sighs] 379 00:15:02,936 --> 00:15:04,471 [sighs] 380 00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:07,407 [thunder rumbling] 381 00:15:09,609 --> 00:15:11,211 [doorbell rings] 382 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,816 - [sighs] - HEY, CAROL. 383 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,751 YOU LOOK GREAT. 384 00:15:18,851 --> 00:15:19,786 - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CALL. 385 00:15:19,886 --> 00:15:21,121 - I FORGOT. 386 00:15:21,221 --> 00:15:23,090 IS BILLY HERE? - HE'S SLEEPING. 387 00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:24,657 YOU NEED TO LEAVE, JOHN. 388 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,694 - I BROUGHT YOU GUYS A TREE. 389 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:30,063 - WE HAVE A TREE, 390 00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,032 AND I SEE YOU'RE LIT LIKE ONE. 391 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,400 - OKAY, I'M NOT GONNA LIE, 392 00:15:33,500 --> 00:15:35,935 I MAY HAVE HAD A NIP OR TWO AT THE BAR, 393 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:37,637 BUT I DIDN'T DRIVE. 394 00:15:37,737 --> 00:15:38,938 SAL TOOK ME HERE. 395 00:15:39,039 --> 00:15:40,073 - THEN SAL CAN DRIVE YOU HOME. 396 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,941 - I AM HOME, CAROL. 397 00:15:42,042 --> 00:15:43,510 OKAY, THIS IS MY HOME. 398 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:44,844 N-NOT SOME HOTEL. 399 00:15:44,944 --> 00:15:47,647 THIS IS MY HOME. 400 00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:48,982 - NOT ANYMORE. 401 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:55,088 - HOME IS THE SPOT WHERE THEY GOTTA TAKE YA IN, CAROL. 402 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,357 ROBERT FROST WROTE THAT. - RIGHT. 403 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,061 I GUESS YOU FORGOT THE ONE ABOUT PROMISES TO KEEP. 404 00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,596 YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THAT ONE AGAIN, JOHN. 405 00:16:03,696 --> 00:16:05,065 GOOD-BYE. 406 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,568 [door shuts] 407 00:16:10,837 --> 00:16:12,705 - [sighs] 408 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:13,973 [thunder rumbling] 409 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:17,310 [rain falling] 410 00:16:43,903 --> 00:16:46,739 [panting] 411 00:16:58,251 --> 00:17:01,921 - HEY, CAN YOU GIVE ME A HAND? 412 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,824 WHICH ONE OF THESE ANGELS DO YOU LIKE BETTER? 413 00:17:04,924 --> 00:17:08,161 THAT ONE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE KENNY ROGERS, DON'T YOU THINK? 414 00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:10,363 YOU KNOW, THE GAMBLER? [chuckles] 415 00:17:10,463 --> 00:17:12,099 ONLY THING HE'S GAMBLED ON IS... 416 00:17:12,199 --> 00:17:14,201 [mimics bassy voice] PLASTIC SURGERY. 417 00:17:14,301 --> 00:17:16,836 AND THIS ONE-- IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY, 418 00:17:16,936 --> 00:17:18,871 LOOKS LIKE MERYL STREEP. 419 00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,875 NOW, MY SOPHIE'S CHOICE IS WHICH ONE TO USE FOR THE TREE. 420 00:17:22,975 --> 00:17:25,878 GOT A PREFERENCE? 421 00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:27,514 - NO. 422 00:17:27,614 --> 00:17:29,549 - A MAN OF FEW WORDS, LIKE A GUNFIGHTER. 423 00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:30,750 I LIKE THAT. 424 00:17:30,850 --> 00:17:34,020 MAYBE THERE'S ROOM FOR BOTH. 425 00:17:34,121 --> 00:17:36,923 - ARE YOU A, UH-- 426 00:17:37,023 --> 00:17:38,891 YOU KNOW, A PRIEST? 427 00:17:38,991 --> 00:17:40,059 - [Irish accent] AYE, MY BOY! 428 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:42,195 FATHER O'FLANNIGAN. 429 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:45,898 - YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? - [laughs] 430 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,700 YES, I'M JOKING. 431 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:48,801 I'M THE PASTOR. 432 00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:49,902 PASTOR RUTH. 433 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,904 PASTOR RUTH. 434 00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,207 PASS THE MARMALADE. I'M FAMISHED. 435 00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:56,109 OH, COME ON! [chuckles] 436 00:17:56,209 --> 00:17:59,078 THIS IS SOME OF MY BEST MATERIAL. 437 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:02,048 - OH. SORRY, I-- 438 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,117 JUST NOT IN THE MOOD TO LAUGH RIGHT NOW. 439 00:18:04,217 --> 00:18:06,085 - ROUGH NIGHT? 440 00:18:06,186 --> 00:18:08,755 - [chuckles] YOU COULD SAY THAT. 441 00:18:08,855 --> 00:18:09,922 - WELL, LUCKY FOR YOU, 442 00:18:10,022 --> 00:18:11,858 I SPECIALIZE IN ROUGH NIGHTS. 443 00:18:11,958 --> 00:18:13,626 IT'S PART OF MY JOB DESCRIPTION. 444 00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,862 COME ON. LET'S SIT. 445 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,768 YOU PROMISED THE LITTLE BOY 446 00:18:21,868 --> 00:18:24,204 THAT YOU WOULD GET HIS PARENTS BACK TOGETHER BY CHRISTMAS? 447 00:18:24,304 --> 00:18:25,638 - IT WAS ALMOST POST TIME. 448 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,140 - [sighs] 449 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,141 YOU GOTTA STOP SAYING THAT. 450 00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,143 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 451 00:18:30,243 --> 00:18:32,312 - TELL ME SOMETHING, NICK. 452 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:34,281 WHY'D YOU WALK IN HERE TONIGHT? 453 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,816 - IT WAS RAINING. 454 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:39,986 - THE RAIN STOPPED TEN MINUTES AGO, 455 00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:40,987 AND YOU HAVEN'T MOVED. 456 00:18:41,087 --> 00:18:43,456 YOU'RE STILL HERE. 457 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:46,092 THE GUILT IS EATING YOU UP, RIGHT? 458 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,994 LIKE THE CREATURE IN THE FIRST ALIEN. 459 00:18:48,094 --> 00:18:50,129 REMEMBER THE FIRST ALIEN? 460 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,065 THE CREATURE BURST OUT OF THAT MAN'S BELLY 461 00:18:53,166 --> 00:18:56,068 AND SHOT ACROSS THE ROOM. 462 00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:58,137 THAT'S YOUR GUILT. 463 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,907 IT'S EATING YOU UP. 464 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:03,676 - THE ALIEN? - ABSOLUTELY. 465 00:19:03,776 --> 00:19:07,247 AND YOUR JOB IS TO LURE IT INTO THE AIR LOCK 466 00:19:07,347 --> 00:19:11,184 AND SEND IT TO OUTER SPACE LIKE SIGOURNEY WEAVER. 467 00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:15,355 IT'S JUST YOU AND THE ALIEN. 468 00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:17,824 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KILL IT? 469 00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:20,793 - BY KEEPING YOUR PROMISE. 470 00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:23,796 - WHAT, TO THAT KID? 471 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,732 I'M SUPPOSED TO GET HIS PARENTS BACK TOGETHER? 472 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:26,966 - MM-HMM. 473 00:19:27,066 --> 00:19:30,937 - BY CHRISTMAS MORNING? 474 00:19:31,037 --> 00:19:32,472 [chuckles] 475 00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,174 YOU KNOW I'M NOT ACTUALLY SANTA CLAUS, RIGHT? 476 00:19:35,275 --> 00:19:36,976 - THANKS FOR EDIFYING, 477 00:19:37,076 --> 00:19:39,111 BUT YOU ASKED FOR MY ADVICE, 478 00:19:39,212 --> 00:19:42,148 SO THERE YOU HAVE IT. 479 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:45,385 - HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOLLOW IT? 480 00:19:45,485 --> 00:19:47,220 - NICK, I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS, 481 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,821 I JUST WORK FOR THE BIG GUY. 482 00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,857 - YEAH, LOOK, ABOUT THAT. 483 00:19:50,957 --> 00:19:54,126 NO OFFENSE, BUT I'M NOT SURE I REALLY BELIEVE IN-- 484 00:19:54,227 --> 00:19:55,662 - [laughing] NONE TAKEN. 485 00:19:55,762 --> 00:19:58,097 HE'S A GROWN-UP. HE CAN HANDLE REJECTION. 486 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,267 NOW, ABOUT THIS ALIEN... 487 00:20:00,367 --> 00:20:01,934 - SIGOURNEY WEAVER HAD A SPEAR GUN. 488 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:03,736 WHERE'S MY SPEAR GUN? 489 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,238 - YOU JUST GOT OUT OF PRISON? - UH-HUH. 490 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:07,039 - WHAT WERE YOU IN FOR? 491 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,007 - GRIFTING. 492 00:20:08,107 --> 00:20:09,376 - [gasps] 493 00:20:09,476 --> 00:20:11,544 [imitates air whooshing] 494 00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:16,383 - [chuckles] 495 00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,992 - I KNOW WHAT I HAVE TO DO. 496 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,963 - SORRY TO HARP ON MINOR DETAILS, 497 00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,065 BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA GET TWO PEOPLE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW 498 00:20:33,165 --> 00:20:35,167 BACK TOGETHER BY CHRISTMAS? 499 00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:37,637 - WORKIN' ON IT. 500 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,138 - YOU'RE WORKING SOME ANGLE HERE. 501 00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:40,139 YOU HAVE TO BE. 502 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,041 - NO. 503 00:20:42,141 --> 00:20:44,444 THIS JOB'S COMPLETELY ON THE LEVEL, RO. 504 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:46,212 WOW. 505 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,415 I'M GONNA NEED SOME EXPENSE MONEY, THOUGH. 506 00:20:48,515 --> 00:20:50,116 AT LEAST FIVE OR SIX GRAND. 507 00:20:50,216 --> 00:20:51,217 - WELL, I HAVEN'T GOT IT. 508 00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,020 - RIGHT. 509 00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:54,987 - [sighs] 510 00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:59,592 BUT, YOU HAVE. 511 00:20:59,692 --> 00:21:01,828 - SAY AGAIN? 512 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,496 - $5,800. 513 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,097 YOUR SHARE OF THE SALE OF MOM'S CONDO-- 514 00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:09,101 AFTER TAXES. 515 00:21:09,201 --> 00:21:11,471 - 5,800 BUCKS? 516 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,139 WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME ABOUT THIS, RO? 517 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:15,041 - UH, WHEN I KNEW YOU WEREN'T GONNA SPEND IT ON HOOKERS, 518 00:21:15,141 --> 00:21:17,944 HORSES, OR ANOTHER GAME OF CRAPS. 519 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:22,014 - YOU WERE NEVER GONNA TELL ME. 520 00:21:22,114 --> 00:21:23,583 - LEVEL WITH ME, NICK. 521 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:26,486 THIS THING YOU'RE TRYING TO DO, IS IT EVEN POSSIBLE? 522 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,955 - WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT? 523 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:32,058 OF COURSE IT'S NOT POSSIBLE, 524 00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:36,863 BUT... I HAVE TO TRY. 525 00:21:39,566 --> 00:21:42,268 I NEED A WAY OF GETTING CLOSE TO THIS WOMAN AND HER EX-HUSBAND. 526 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,636 - HE'S NOT EX YET. 527 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:46,005 I OVERHEARD HER TALKING TO A FRIEND. 528 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:47,440 - WISH I KNEW WHAT HER NAME WAS. 529 00:21:47,540 --> 00:21:49,208 - THAT I CAN HELP YOU WITH. 530 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:52,512 [babies crying] 531 00:22:22,308 --> 00:22:25,211 - YEAH, GET IT UP RIGHT THERE. THAT'S GOOD. 532 00:22:25,311 --> 00:22:26,413 HEY. - HI, GUYS. 533 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:27,380 - HEY. HOW'S IT GOING? 534 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:29,549 - EVERY DAY WE SAY, 535 00:22:29,649 --> 00:22:31,317 "YEAH, NO, THOSE WALLS ARE COMING UP, 536 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:32,885 AND THAT WALL'S COMING UP," 537 00:22:32,985 --> 00:22:34,621 BUT I DON'T SEE THE WALLS REALLY COMING UP. 538 00:22:34,721 --> 00:22:36,623 - WELL, NO. I SEE WALLS. - YEAH, WE'RE ON SCHEDULE. 539 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,458 - OKAY, I WANT THEM-- I WANT TWO WALLS UP TODAY. 540 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:40,326 - YOU GOT IT. - OKAY. 541 00:22:40,427 --> 00:22:42,094 OKAY. - WELL, I MEAN, I WAS JUST-- 542 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:43,463 - YEAH. 543 00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:48,134 - WE'RE CLEAR. 544 00:22:48,234 --> 00:22:50,102 [groans] 545 00:22:52,238 --> 00:22:54,206 NICE. 546 00:22:54,306 --> 00:22:56,075 SO MY WIFE WANTS ME TO EAT MORE FRUIT. 547 00:22:56,175 --> 00:22:57,176 - COME ON, MAN. - SMART. 548 00:22:57,276 --> 00:22:59,145 - I DO IT FOR HER. 549 00:23:04,784 --> 00:23:07,386 - PERFECT. 550 00:23:11,323 --> 00:23:14,160 [drill whirring] 551 00:23:35,081 --> 00:23:36,415 - [sighs] 552 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:38,317 HEY, IT'S 10:30, GUYS. 553 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,218 - LUNCHTIME. - YOU KNOW IT. 554 00:23:39,318 --> 00:23:41,287 - YES. 555 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:42,755 - YOU'RE BUYING. - NO. 556 00:23:42,855 --> 00:23:44,691 - YES, YOU ARE. - I PAID LAST TIME. 557 00:23:44,791 --> 00:23:46,493 - YEAH, BUT I--I'M GONNA PAY TWICE AFTER THAT. 558 00:23:46,593 --> 00:23:49,462 SO YOU GET THE NEXT ONE. 559 00:24:28,300 --> 00:24:30,737 - NO. 560 00:24:33,906 --> 00:24:35,642 - [exhales] 561 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,278 - [sighs] 562 00:24:39,378 --> 00:24:41,781 - OH, MY GOD! ARE YOU OKAY? 563 00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:43,382 GOD. WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE? 564 00:24:43,482 --> 00:24:44,617 - [stammering] THE WORKERS-- 565 00:24:44,717 --> 00:24:46,185 - NO, YOU BETTER GET FEMA DOWN HERE. 566 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,588 - THE WORKERS ARE AT LUNCH, AND H-HOW DID YOU GET-- 567 00:24:48,688 --> 00:24:50,456 - I WAS DRIVING BY AND I SAW THE DUST CLOUD. 568 00:24:50,557 --> 00:24:51,357 ARE YOU THE OWNER? 569 00:24:51,457 --> 00:24:53,526 - YEAH. 570 00:24:53,626 --> 00:24:57,029 - OH, BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 571 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,430 FAULTY LANCET BEAM. 572 00:24:58,531 --> 00:25:00,633 BOY, OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 573 00:25:00,733 --> 00:25:02,468 TELL ME THE TRUTH, MA'AM, 574 00:25:02,569 --> 00:25:04,537 IS THIS ONE OF THOSE DO-IT-YOURSELF KIND OF THINGS? 575 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:06,172 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. 576 00:25:06,272 --> 00:25:07,574 I HIRED FOUR PROFESSIONALS. 577 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:09,441 - YEAH, WELL, THAT'S DEBATABLE. 578 00:25:09,542 --> 00:25:11,611 YEAH, THESE LANCET SCREWS ARE SHOT. 579 00:25:11,711 --> 00:25:15,147 SORRY. IT'S CONTRACTOR TALK. 580 00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:16,549 - YOU'RE A CONTRACTOR? 581 00:25:16,649 --> 00:25:19,752 - YEAH, JUST FOR THE LAST TEN YEARS. 582 00:25:19,852 --> 00:25:21,554 - OH. 583 00:25:21,654 --> 00:25:24,356 "NICK KENSINGTON CONSTRUCTION." 584 00:25:24,456 --> 00:25:26,325 - YEAH, THAT NICK KENSINGTON. 585 00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:28,661 THE ONE WHO BUILT THE GAZEBO BEHIND THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION. 586 00:25:28,761 --> 00:25:30,429 LOOK, I'M GLAD YOU LOVE IT. 587 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:32,064 IT'S WINNING ALL KINDS OF AWARDS, 588 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:34,266 BUT I'M SICK TO DEATH OF TALKING ABOUT IT. 589 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:35,568 WHEW! ALL RIGHT. 590 00:25:35,668 --> 00:25:37,637 WELL, I'M TAKIN' OFF. 591 00:25:37,737 --> 00:25:40,172 YOU KNOW, THIS COULD HAVE BEEN A LOT WORSE, MA'AM. 592 00:25:40,272 --> 00:25:41,540 YOU KNOW, JUST BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY KIDS 593 00:25:41,641 --> 00:25:42,474 RUNNING AROUND. 594 00:25:42,575 --> 00:25:43,710 SO LONG. 595 00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,778 - I HAVE A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD BOY. 596 00:25:45,878 --> 00:25:47,814 - SEVEN? 597 00:25:47,914 --> 00:25:50,617 IS THERE--IS THERE SOMEPLACE SAFE HE CAN GO STAY FOR AWHILE, 598 00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,351 YOU KNOW, GRANDPARENTS, MAYBE? 599 00:25:52,451 --> 00:25:54,186 - NO. 600 00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,188 OKAY, LOOK, MR. KENSINGTON, 601 00:25:56,288 --> 00:25:59,125 I KNOW THIS IS LAST-MINUTE, BUT IS THERE ANY WAY 602 00:25:59,225 --> 00:26:01,293 THAT I COULD HIRE YOU TO FINISH THIS JOB? 603 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:03,395 - ME? 604 00:26:03,495 --> 00:26:05,431 YOU MEAN FIT IT IN BEFORE I START DEREK JETER'S GUEST HOUSE 605 00:26:05,531 --> 00:26:07,399 NEXT MONTH? 606 00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:08,835 [chuckles] 607 00:26:08,935 --> 00:26:10,837 WHOO. 608 00:26:10,937 --> 00:26:12,438 OH, MAN. 609 00:26:12,538 --> 00:26:14,340 - SHE THINKS YOU'RE A CONTRACTOR? 610 00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:15,574 - START WORK TOMORROW MORNING. 611 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,309 - OH, THEN YOU GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT. 612 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,878 TOMORROW IS MONTHS AWAY. 613 00:26:18,978 --> 00:26:21,413 YOU'VE NEVER EVEN SWUNG A HAMMER IN YOUR LIFE, NICK. 614 00:26:21,513 --> 00:26:23,449 HOW ARE YOU GONNA LEARN IN 12 HOURS? 615 00:26:23,549 --> 00:26:25,885 - EASY-PEASY. 616 00:26:25,985 --> 00:26:27,486 - SO YOU WANT TO BUILD AN ADDITION 617 00:26:27,586 --> 00:26:29,221 AND NOT PAY A CARPENTER. 618 00:26:29,321 --> 00:26:32,659 WELL, OLD WALTER BANFIELD'S GONNA SHOW YOU HOW. 619 00:26:32,759 --> 00:26:35,762 FIRST, YOU'RE GONNA NEED A HAMMER. 620 00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:38,597 YOU'RE GONNA NEED SOME NAILS. 621 00:26:38,698 --> 00:26:42,969 YOU'RE GONNA NEED A STACK OF YELLOW PINE 2x4s, 622 00:26:43,069 --> 00:26:47,406 AND YOU'RE GONNA NEED 12 CASES OF ROCKY SPRINGS LAGER. 623 00:26:47,506 --> 00:26:50,643 OH, YEAH. THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE GONNA NEED. 624 00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,511 - SO BATHROOM'S DOWN THE HALL. 625 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:54,413 HELP YOURSELF TO WHATEVER'S IN THE FRIDGE, 626 00:26:54,513 --> 00:26:56,382 AND IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, I'LL JUST BE INSIDE WORKING 627 00:26:56,482 --> 00:26:57,416 MOST OF THE DAY. 628 00:26:57,516 --> 00:26:58,517 - CAN I ASK WHAT YOU DO? 629 00:26:58,617 --> 00:27:00,452 - WEB DESIGNER. 630 00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:03,255 - SOUNDS INTERESTING. - SOME DAYS. 631 00:27:03,355 --> 00:27:05,825 AND THEY LET ME WORK FROM HOME MOST OF THE WEEK SO... 632 00:27:05,925 --> 00:27:07,626 - YEAH, I WORK FROM HOME TOO-- OTHER PEOPLES'. 633 00:27:07,727 --> 00:27:09,595 HEY, HEY! 634 00:27:09,696 --> 00:27:11,530 CONTRACTOR HUMOR. 635 00:27:11,630 --> 00:27:12,899 OH, THAT'S A NICE PICTURE. 636 00:27:12,999 --> 00:27:14,566 IS THAT--IS THAT YOUR HUSBAND RIGHT THERE? 637 00:27:14,667 --> 00:27:16,302 - YES, THAT'S HIM IN THE PICTURE, 638 00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,637 BUT HE'S NO LONGER, YOU KNOW, "IN THE PICTURE." 639 00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:20,707 - GOT IT. - RIGHT. 640 00:27:20,807 --> 00:27:23,542 SO HERE ARE THE SPECS FOR THE NEW ADDITION. 641 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:25,377 - OKAY. 642 00:27:25,477 --> 00:27:26,645 MMM. 643 00:27:26,746 --> 00:27:29,448 VERY NICE. 644 00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:32,384 - YOU'RE LOOKING AT THEM UPSIDE DOWN. 645 00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:33,920 - I KNOW. 646 00:27:34,020 --> 00:27:35,788 YOUR FIRST VIEW SHOULD ALWAYS BE UPSIDE DOWN. 647 00:27:35,888 --> 00:27:37,757 GIVES YOU A FRESH PERSPECTIVE ON THE DESIGN. 648 00:27:37,857 --> 00:27:39,692 NOW THE FLIP. 649 00:27:39,792 --> 00:27:42,461 [sucks teeth] YEP. 650 00:27:42,561 --> 00:27:45,231 LOOKS GOOD THIS WAY TOO. 651 00:27:45,331 --> 00:27:46,632 - ALL RIGHT, THEN. 652 00:27:46,733 --> 00:27:48,334 I'LL BE IN TO CHECK ON YOU LATER TODAY. 653 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:49,802 - UH, AFRAID NOT, MRS. GUTHRIE. 654 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,303 I HAVE A POLICY WITH MY CLIENTS-- 655 00:27:51,403 --> 00:27:52,538 NO PEEKING. 656 00:27:52,638 --> 00:27:53,672 - "NO PEEKING"? 657 00:27:53,773 --> 00:27:54,673 - STRICTLY ENFORCED. 658 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:56,776 SUPERSTITIOUS? MAYBE. 659 00:27:56,876 --> 00:27:58,477 BUT IF I MAKE AN EXCEPTION FOR YOU, 660 00:27:58,577 --> 00:27:59,746 IT WOULDN'T BE FAIR TO THE GOVERNOR 661 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:01,513 OR DEREK JETER OR STAR JONES, 662 00:28:01,613 --> 00:28:03,649 PHIL DONAHUE-- YOU KNOW, ANYBODY. 663 00:28:03,750 --> 00:28:05,051 AS SOON AS I FINISH THE OFFICE, 664 00:28:05,151 --> 00:28:06,819 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST ONE TO SEE IT. 665 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,487 HAVE I GOT YOUR WORD? 666 00:28:08,587 --> 00:28:09,789 - WELL, I GUESS SO, 667 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:11,457 IF IT'S REALLY THAT IMPORTANT TO YOU. 668 00:28:11,557 --> 00:28:12,558 - IT IS. 669 00:28:12,658 --> 00:28:16,328 IT REALLY IS. 670 00:28:19,866 --> 00:28:21,400 HEY, NO PEEKING! HUH? 671 00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,434 - [giggles] - NO PEEKING. 672 00:28:22,534 --> 00:28:23,803 RIGHT. 673 00:28:39,385 --> 00:28:41,153 OKAY. 674 00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:46,658 - NOW, YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO HOLD THE NAIL REAL STEADY. 675 00:28:46,759 --> 00:28:49,595 REAL STEADY, SEE? 676 00:28:49,695 --> 00:28:53,299 THEN YOU'RE GONNA BRING DOWN THE HAMMER IN A CONTROLLED ARC, 677 00:28:53,399 --> 00:28:55,001 LIKE SO. 678 00:28:55,101 --> 00:28:56,635 HA HA! 679 00:28:56,735 --> 00:28:57,937 NOW YOU TRY IT. 680 00:28:58,037 --> 00:29:01,774 BRING DOWN THE HAMMER. BRING IT DOWN! 681 00:29:01,874 --> 00:29:02,875 DID YOU HIT IT? 682 00:29:02,975 --> 00:29:04,676 IF NOT, HAVE ANOTHER BEER. 683 00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,813 I BET YOU'LL HIT IT. 684 00:29:06,913 --> 00:29:08,747 OH, WHATEVER YOU DO, 685 00:29:08,848 --> 00:29:10,616 DON'T STRIKE THE NAIL ON THE SIDE. 686 00:29:10,716 --> 00:29:12,518 IF YOU HIT IT THERE, IT COULD SHOOT OFF 687 00:29:12,618 --> 00:29:14,520 AND HIT SOMETHING WICKED VALUABLE. 688 00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:17,289 SOMETHING WICKED VALUABLE. YEAH? 689 00:29:19,725 --> 00:29:21,060 - [screams] 690 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,628 [screaming] 691 00:29:22,728 --> 00:29:24,696 AHH! MAMA MIA! 692 00:29:24,797 --> 00:29:25,832 - MR. KENSINGTON? 693 00:29:25,932 --> 00:29:27,266 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 694 00:29:27,366 --> 00:29:29,568 - I'M FINE. 695 00:29:29,668 --> 00:29:31,470 JUST WATCHING THE GAME. 696 00:29:31,570 --> 00:29:33,973 KNICKS ARE LOSING. 697 00:29:34,073 --> 00:29:35,574 - OH. 698 00:29:35,674 --> 00:29:37,776 WELL, I HOPE YOUR TEAM 699 00:29:37,877 --> 00:29:40,612 SCORES MORE BASKETS. 700 00:29:40,712 --> 00:29:42,548 - THANK YOU. 701 00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:47,353 [screams] 702 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:49,755 - MR. KENSINGTON? 703 00:29:49,856 --> 00:29:52,491 - THE SIXERS JUST DREW A PERSONAL FOUL. 704 00:29:52,591 --> 00:29:54,827 - OKAY. 705 00:29:58,965 --> 00:30:00,666 [saw buzzes] - [screams] 706 00:30:00,766 --> 00:30:03,836 [gasps and screams] 707 00:30:06,572 --> 00:30:07,673 - HEY. 708 00:30:07,773 --> 00:30:08,941 HOW'S IT GOING OUT THERE? 709 00:30:09,041 --> 00:30:11,643 - OH, REALLY WELL. THANKS. 710 00:30:11,743 --> 00:30:13,512 - SORRY YOUR TEAM'S PLAYING SO BADLY. 711 00:30:13,612 --> 00:30:15,347 - ME TOO. 712 00:30:15,447 --> 00:30:18,384 - DO GAMES USUALLY LAST FIVE HOURS? 713 00:30:18,484 --> 00:30:20,887 - ONLY WHEN IT GOES INTO QUADRUPLE OVERTIME. 714 00:30:20,987 --> 00:30:23,689 ARE THESE ORANGES OR TANGELOS? 715 00:30:23,789 --> 00:30:24,957 - UH, ORANGES, I THINK. 716 00:30:25,057 --> 00:30:26,625 IS YOUR HAND OKAY? - HMM? 717 00:30:26,725 --> 00:30:28,827 YEAH, YEAH. IT JUST GETS COLD A LOT. 718 00:30:28,928 --> 00:30:29,728 RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 719 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:32,498 COLD LEFT HAND. 720 00:30:32,598 --> 00:30:33,732 - MOM! 721 00:30:33,832 --> 00:30:34,766 - IN HERE, HONEY. 722 00:30:34,867 --> 00:30:36,936 MY SON. - OH. 723 00:30:37,036 --> 00:30:38,804 - HEY, BILLY. THIS IS MR. KENSINGTON. 724 00:30:38,905 --> 00:30:40,606 HE'S DOING WORK ON OUR HOUSE. 725 00:30:40,706 --> 00:30:42,041 - HI. - HEY, BILLY. 726 00:30:42,141 --> 00:30:45,544 - YOU LOOK FAMILIAR. - I DO? 727 00:30:45,644 --> 00:30:48,714 WELL, I GUESS I MUST HAVE ONE OF THOSE FACES, HUH? 728 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:51,517 - AND SOUND FAMILIAR. 729 00:30:51,617 --> 00:30:55,054 - AND ONE OF THOSE VOICES. 730 00:31:01,860 --> 00:31:04,596 THANK YOU. - YEAH. 731 00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:05,664 ANY PROGRESS? 732 00:31:05,764 --> 00:31:07,099 - STILL COLLECTING INTEL. 733 00:31:07,199 --> 00:31:09,168 - YEAH, WELL, I GOT SOME INTEL FOR YOU: 734 00:31:09,268 --> 00:31:10,869 THEY ARE EXPECTING YOU BACK IN THE SANTA SUIT BY TOMORROW. 735 00:31:10,970 --> 00:31:12,404 - I KNOW. 736 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:13,639 - AND YOU CAN'T BE IN TWO PLACES AT ONCE. 737 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:16,375 - I KNOW. 738 00:31:19,445 --> 00:31:21,647 - THANKS FOR PICKING ME UP, NICK. 739 00:31:21,747 --> 00:31:23,950 OH, MAN. THAT'S A NICE TRUCK. 740 00:31:24,050 --> 00:31:25,384 - OH, IT'S A RENTAL. HOW YOU FEELING? 741 00:31:25,484 --> 00:31:26,752 - OH, I TURNED A NEW LEAF IN THERE, MAN. 742 00:31:26,852 --> 00:31:28,754 I'M FEELIN' GOOD. 743 00:31:28,854 --> 00:31:30,722 I'M PUTTING ALL THE CHEATING, LYING, AND DISHONESTY BEHIND ME. 744 00:31:30,822 --> 00:31:32,158 - OH, THAT'S GREAT, BUT FIRST, 745 00:31:32,258 --> 00:31:33,759 I NEED YOU TO BE ME FOR A COUPLE WEEKS. 746 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:34,893 - YOU GOT IT. 747 00:31:34,994 --> 00:31:37,763 BEATS BEING MYSELF. 748 00:31:37,863 --> 00:31:39,465 HO, HO, HO. 749 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:44,303 WHAT CAN SANTA BRING YOU THIS CHRISTMAS, LITTLE BOY? 750 00:31:46,505 --> 00:31:48,074 - A NEW LAPTOP. - WHAT? THAT'S EXPENSI 751 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,842 [Do You Hear What I Hear? playing softly] 752 00:31:50,943 --> 00:31:59,285 * 753 00:32:14,900 --> 00:32:16,135 - NOTE TO SELF: 754 00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,070 CONSIDER RETHINKING BACKGROUND PROPERTIES 755 00:32:18,170 --> 00:32:21,340 AND TEXT ALIGNMENT ON THE MAIN PAGE. 756 00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,610 BILLY, I DON'T HEAR YOU PRACTICING. 757 00:32:54,206 --> 00:32:56,508 - GOT TO FIND SOME INTEL. 758 00:33:02,048 --> 00:33:03,715 - MR. KENSINGTON. 759 00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:04,850 - STAY BACK! 760 00:33:04,950 --> 00:33:06,118 I-I SAW IT GO RUNNING IN HERE. 761 00:33:06,218 --> 00:33:08,020 - SAW WHAT? - THE MOUSE. 762 00:33:08,120 --> 00:33:09,321 THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN TWO OF THEM. 763 00:33:09,421 --> 00:33:11,090 YOU BETTER PUT SOME SHOES ON. WAIT! 764 00:33:11,190 --> 00:33:12,891 YOUR SHOES ARE RIGHT HERE. 765 00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,660 DON'T PUT SOME SHOES ON. 766 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:15,961 JUST STAY BACK! 767 00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:17,129 - MR. KENSINGTON, 768 00:33:17,229 --> 00:33:19,798 I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT A MOUSE. 769 00:33:19,898 --> 00:33:21,300 - YOU'RE NOT? - NO. 770 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:23,102 I'M JUST GONNA GIVE IT TO THE CAT. 771 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:25,804 IN FACT, SHE MIGHT EVEN THANK ME FOR IT. 772 00:33:25,904 --> 00:33:29,241 IT'S FUNNY, I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING AT BILLY'S MUSTANG. 773 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,877 - BILLY'S-- - HIS P-51 FIGHTER JET. 774 00:33:31,977 --> 00:33:33,679 IT'S A BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM HIS FATHER. 775 00:33:33,779 --> 00:33:37,116 BILLY LOVED IT. 776 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:41,220 - YEAH, I BROKE MY SHARE OF TOYS GROWING UP TOO. 777 00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:44,456 - BILLY DIDN'T DO THIS. 778 00:33:47,093 --> 00:33:48,460 [cell phone rings] 779 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,762 UGH. 780 00:33:50,862 --> 00:33:52,364 - CLIENT? 781 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:55,434 - MR. MILLER. THE MAN IS SHORTENING MY LIFE. 782 00:33:59,305 --> 00:34:01,173 I HAVE TO GO TO THE OFFICE FOR A COUPLE MINUTES. 783 00:34:01,273 --> 00:34:04,310 CAN I ASK YOU A HUGE FAVOR? 784 00:34:06,345 --> 00:34:07,779 THANKS FOR AGREEING TO BABYSIT. 785 00:34:07,879 --> 00:34:09,181 - NO PROBLEM. 786 00:34:09,281 --> 00:34:11,350 - I'LL BE AN HOUR, HOUR AND A HALF TOPS. 787 00:34:11,450 --> 00:34:15,121 BILLY, LISTEN TO MR. KENSINGTON. HE'S IN CHARGE. 788 00:34:15,221 --> 00:34:16,522 DON'T FORGET TO MAKE HIM PRACTICE. 789 00:34:16,622 --> 00:34:17,923 PAGEANT IS THREE DAYS AWAY. - WILL DO. 790 00:34:18,023 --> 00:34:20,326 - THANKS. 791 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:26,064 - HEY, BUDDY. - HEY. 792 00:34:26,165 --> 00:34:27,366 - I LIKE THAT SONG YOU WERE PLAYING. 793 00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,101 DON'T YOU WANT TO KEEP PLAYING IT? 794 00:34:29,201 --> 00:34:31,737 - I'M SICK OF IT NOW. 795 00:34:31,837 --> 00:34:34,039 - WELL, MAYBE WE CAN MAKE IT MORE INTERESTING. 796 00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:36,542 YOU GOT ANY PAPER? 797 00:34:36,642 --> 00:34:37,743 OH. 798 00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:41,147 IS THIS YOUR DAD? 799 00:34:41,247 --> 00:34:42,981 HE SEEMS LIKE A GOOD GUY. 800 00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,083 - HE'S THE BEST, 801 00:34:45,184 --> 00:34:46,918 BUT HE DOESN'T LIVE WITH US ANYMORE, 802 00:34:47,018 --> 00:34:47,853 BUT HE WILL! 803 00:34:47,953 --> 00:34:48,954 SEVEN MORE DAYS. 804 00:34:49,054 --> 00:34:50,021 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 805 00:34:50,122 --> 00:34:51,257 - IT'S A SECRET. 806 00:34:51,357 --> 00:34:54,126 - YOU BELIEVE IT THOUGH, HUH? 807 00:34:54,226 --> 00:34:55,894 OH, OF COURSE YOU DO. 808 00:34:55,994 --> 00:34:57,429 THAT'S JUST GREAT. 809 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:14,045 - MR...GUTHRIE? 810 00:35:14,146 --> 00:35:17,349 - IT'S OKAY, OLIVIA. I'M EXPECTED... 811 00:35:17,449 --> 00:35:19,751 TO NEVER SET FOOT IN THIS PLACE AGAIN. 812 00:35:22,788 --> 00:35:25,324 - ROCKY SPRINGS JUST HAD ITS BEST NOVEMBER EVER, 813 00:35:25,424 --> 00:35:28,960 AND WE ARE CRAZY ABOUT THAT SLOGAN YOU CAME UP WITH. 814 00:35:29,060 --> 00:35:31,930 "NOON AT LAST"? THAT'S BRILLIANT. 815 00:35:32,030 --> 00:35:34,200 - WELL, THAT WAS STEVE'S INSPIRATION. 816 00:35:34,300 --> 00:35:37,969 - SOMETIMES YOU JUST GET LUCKY. 817 00:35:38,069 --> 00:35:40,772 - DAMN RIGHT YOU GOT LUCKY. 818 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:43,008 TAKING CREDIT FOR MY WORK, HUH? 819 00:35:43,108 --> 00:35:45,076 HUH, YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T STRANGLE YOU. 820 00:35:45,177 --> 00:35:46,378 - JOHN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 821 00:35:46,478 --> 00:35:48,814 - OH, CONGRATS ON THE BIG PROMOTION TOO. 822 00:35:48,914 --> 00:35:49,915 HUH? YOU LITTLE VIPER. 823 00:35:50,015 --> 00:35:51,183 - GET HIM OUT. 824 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,951 - I'M SORRY. - CALM DOWN, BUDDY. 825 00:35:53,051 --> 00:35:54,253 TAKE IT EASY. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 826 00:35:54,353 --> 00:35:56,222 WAIT. YOU'RE EJECTING THE WRONG GUY. 827 00:35:56,322 --> 00:35:57,122 - I'M SURE. - WHAT ARE YOU-- 828 00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,991 GET OFF OF ME. 829 00:36:00,091 --> 00:36:01,793 - I AM SO SORRY, MR. WAXMAN. 830 00:36:01,893 --> 00:36:03,395 I-- [chuckles] 831 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:05,096 - YOU KNOW, I GUESS SOME PEOPLE LIKE YOUR PRODUCT 832 00:36:05,197 --> 00:36:06,232 A LITTLE TOO MUCH. 833 00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,866 - YEAH. - THAT'S RIGHT. 834 00:36:07,966 --> 00:36:10,969 both: * SAID THE SHEPHERD BOY TO THE LITTLE LAMB * 835 00:36:11,069 --> 00:36:12,871 * I DON'T HEAR A DARN THING 836 00:36:12,971 --> 00:36:15,140 * I DON'T HEAR A DARN THING 837 00:36:15,241 --> 00:36:18,577 * ARE YOU SURE ABOUT YOUR FACTS, LITTLE LAMB? * 838 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,979 * 'CAUSE I DON'T HEAR A DARN THING * 839 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,948 * I DON'T HEAR A DARN THING 840 00:36:23,048 --> 00:36:25,884 * IT WAS PROBABLY JUST THE WIND * 841 00:36:25,984 --> 00:36:27,353 * WHISTLING THROUGH THE TREES 842 00:36:27,453 --> 00:36:31,390 * AND YOU'RE JUST JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS * 843 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:35,261 * YOU'RE JUST JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS * 844 00:36:35,361 --> 00:36:38,830 * SAID THE LITTLE LAMB TO THE SHEPHERD BOY * 845 00:36:38,930 --> 00:36:41,199 * IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE HERE I CAN TALK TO? * 846 00:36:41,300 --> 00:36:43,669 * IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE HERE I CAN TALK TO? * 847 00:36:43,769 --> 00:36:47,205 * EVEN YOUR SILLY STICK, SHEPHERD BOY * 848 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:49,174 * BECAUSE I KNOW 849 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,042 * I REALLY HEARD A SOUND 850 00:36:51,142 --> 00:36:54,880 * AND I'M NOT JUST MAKING THIS UP * 851 00:36:54,980 --> 00:36:57,783 * I'M NOT JUST MAKING THIS UP 852 00:36:57,883 --> 00:36:59,851 [laughter] 853 00:36:59,951 --> 00:37:02,087 [applause] - BRAVO! 854 00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:04,189 - MOM, MR. KENSINGTON CHANGED THE SONG. 855 00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,524 HE MADE IT BETTER! 856 00:37:05,624 --> 00:37:07,158 - I HEARD. 857 00:37:07,259 --> 00:37:08,427 - YEAH, I'M NOT SURE ROME WOULD APPROVE, 858 00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:10,061 BUT AT LEAST HE KNOWS THE CHORDS NOW. 859 00:37:10,161 --> 00:37:11,797 [horn honking] 860 00:37:11,897 --> 00:37:13,265 - OH, THEY'RE HERE, HONEY. 861 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:15,434 GO GET YOUR BACKPACK. 862 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:18,370 HIS FRIEND. HE'S HAVING A SLEEPOVER. 863 00:37:21,039 --> 00:37:22,408 NOW, BE GOOD FOR MRS. NICHOLS 864 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:23,842 AND REMEMBER TO ASK FOR SECONDS. 865 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:25,611 - HER COOKING'S NASTY, MOM. 866 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:28,179 - I KNOW, BUT WE CAN'T TELL HER THAT UNTIL WHEN? 867 00:37:28,280 --> 00:37:30,416 - 2056. - [laughs] 868 00:37:30,516 --> 00:37:32,183 GIVE ME A KISS. [smooches] 869 00:37:32,284 --> 00:37:34,753 ALL RIGHT. OFF YOU GO. 870 00:37:34,853 --> 00:37:37,789 HEY. BYE, HONEY. 871 00:37:39,325 --> 00:37:40,992 DO YOU HAVE KIDS? 872 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:43,061 - UH, NOT JUST YET. 873 00:37:43,161 --> 00:37:47,799 - WELL, I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 874 00:37:47,899 --> 00:37:49,901 HEY, HAVE YOU HAD LUNCH? 875 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:52,170 THERE'S A DINER DOWN THE STREET, AND I'M FAMISHED. 876 00:37:52,270 --> 00:37:55,541 - UH, SURE. 877 00:37:55,641 --> 00:37:57,443 - OH, IF YOU'RE TOO BUSY-- - NO, NO, NO, NO. 878 00:37:57,543 --> 00:38:00,812 I'M JUST WAITING FOR SOME LANCET GLUE TO DRY ON SOME 2x4s. 879 00:38:00,912 --> 00:38:02,213 I HAVE TIME. - GREAT. 880 00:38:02,314 --> 00:38:05,150 LET ME JUST GRAB MY KEYS. 881 00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:06,151 - IS THAT MACE? 882 00:38:06,251 --> 00:38:07,319 - OH, YEAH. 883 00:38:07,419 --> 00:38:08,754 YOU CAN NEVER BE TOO CAREFUL. 884 00:38:08,854 --> 00:38:10,489 PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS WHO THEY SEEM TO BE. 885 00:38:13,191 --> 00:38:15,594 - RIGHT? 886 00:38:23,469 --> 00:38:25,837 BILLY IS A TERRIFIC KID. 887 00:38:25,937 --> 00:38:27,439 - THE BEST. [laughs] 888 00:38:27,539 --> 00:38:29,107 - HOW OFTEN DOES HE SEE HIS FATHER? 889 00:38:29,207 --> 00:38:30,075 - JOHN? 890 00:38:30,175 --> 00:38:31,777 UM... 891 00:38:31,877 --> 00:38:33,812 WHENEVER HE'S SOBER ENOUGH TO BE SEEN. 892 00:38:33,912 --> 00:38:37,916 THINK WE'RE DOWN TO... TWICE A MONTH NOW. 893 00:38:38,016 --> 00:38:39,317 ARE YOU MARRIED? 894 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:40,352 - ONCE, 895 00:38:40,452 --> 00:38:43,154 FOR ABOUT TEN MINUTES. 896 00:38:43,254 --> 00:38:44,856 IT ENDED. 897 00:38:46,558 --> 00:38:48,326 - CAN I ASK WHAT HAPPENED? 898 00:38:48,427 --> 00:38:49,995 STOP ME IF I'M GETTING TOO PERSONAL. 899 00:38:50,095 --> 00:38:52,063 - OH, NO. YOU'RE FINE. 900 00:38:52,163 --> 00:38:55,967 YOU KNOW, MOSTLY, IT WAS MY CAREER THAT BOTHERED HER. 901 00:38:56,067 --> 00:38:57,068 - YOUR CAREER? 902 00:38:57,168 --> 00:38:58,169 - YEAH, YEAH. 903 00:38:58,269 --> 00:39:01,507 SHE SAID THAT MY BEING A CON-- 904 00:39:01,607 --> 00:39:04,710 TRACTOR WAS DRIVING HER CRAZY. 905 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:08,313 SO SHE WANTED ME TO QUIT, DO SOMETHING LESS DANGEROUS. 906 00:39:08,414 --> 00:39:10,348 - OH. 907 00:39:10,449 --> 00:39:12,317 I DIDN'T KNOW HOMEBUILDING COULD BE SO DANGEROUS. 908 00:39:12,418 --> 00:39:13,184 - YEAH, IT CAN BE. 909 00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:14,920 YEAH, IF-- 910 00:39:15,020 --> 00:39:17,255 LIGHTNING STRIKES, 911 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,991 NAIL GUN MISHAPS, THINGS LIKE THAT. 912 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,360 ANYWAY, UM... 913 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:24,396 I WOULDN'T GIVE IT UP, SO SHE WALKED. 914 00:39:24,496 --> 00:39:27,899 DIVORCED ME AND GOT HITCHED TO A NICE, DEPENDABLE 915 00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:31,870 SOFTWARE ENGINEER NAMED RONALD SCHLUMBERGER. 916 00:39:31,970 --> 00:39:33,171 [laughter] 917 00:39:33,271 --> 00:39:35,941 - SCHLUMBERGER? - I KID YOU NOT. 918 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:37,776 I SEE THEM ONLINE SOMETIMES. 919 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,211 THEY'VE GOT A PASSEL OF TINY SCHLUMBERGERS RUNNING AROUND. 920 00:39:40,311 --> 00:39:41,747 - [laughing] 921 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,750 - THEY LIVE IN NEBRASKA. DON'T ASK ME WHY. 922 00:39:47,252 --> 00:39:48,319 THANK YOU FOR LUNCH. 923 00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:50,422 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 924 00:39:50,522 --> 00:39:52,390 WHAT'S WRONG? - OH, I--I FORGOT MY PHONE. 925 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:55,561 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY. I'LL GET THE CAR. 926 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:57,328 - OH, MY GOD. MISS, MISS! 927 00:39:57,429 --> 00:39:58,497 I THINK MY BABY JUST SWALLOWED SOMETHING. 928 00:39:58,597 --> 00:40:01,366 - OH, YEAH. - PLEASE HELP ME. 929 00:40:01,467 --> 00:40:03,334 YOUR PURSE AND YOUR KEYS RIGHT NOW. 930 00:40:03,435 --> 00:40:05,170 - HUH? 931 00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:06,505 - MOVE IT. 932 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,040 AH! - NICK! 933 00:40:09,140 --> 00:40:10,408 - [screaming] 934 00:40:10,509 --> 00:40:12,143 SON OF A CRAB CAKE! 935 00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:13,712 - HELP! 936 00:40:13,812 --> 00:40:15,413 - AH! AH! - NICK, ARE YOU OKAY? 937 00:40:15,514 --> 00:40:16,748 - NO, I'M NOT OKAY! 938 00:40:20,552 --> 00:40:22,454 - AH. AH! - HOLD STILL. 939 00:40:22,554 --> 00:40:24,255 - AH, WHAT IS THAT? 940 00:40:24,355 --> 00:40:25,491 - THAT'S MILK. 941 00:40:25,591 --> 00:40:27,493 IT NEUTRALIZES THE ACID. 942 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,327 JUST TRY NOT TO TOUCH IT. 943 00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:30,428 - [groans] 944 00:40:30,529 --> 00:40:32,263 - I'M REALLY SORRY. 945 00:40:32,363 --> 00:40:33,532 - AH, FOR WHAT? 946 00:40:33,632 --> 00:40:36,367 - I BROUGHT THE MACE. - OH, RIGHT. 947 00:40:36,468 --> 00:40:38,003 I FORGOT YOU CATERED THAT LITTLE PARTY. 948 00:40:38,103 --> 00:40:39,437 - YEAH. 949 00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:40,806 - WELL, AT LEAST YOU KNOW IT WORKS NOW, RIGHT? 950 00:40:40,906 --> 00:40:44,476 NOW YOU CAN SPRAY WITH CONFIDENCE. 951 00:40:44,576 --> 00:40:45,511 - WERE YOU ALWAYS THIS FUNNY? 952 00:40:45,611 --> 00:40:47,513 - OH, NO. NO, NO, NO. 953 00:40:47,613 --> 00:40:49,715 COMEDY COMES OUT OF PAIN. 954 00:40:49,815 --> 00:40:51,416 I'VE ONLY BEEN THIS FUNNY FOR AN HOUR. 955 00:40:51,517 --> 00:40:54,185 - [laughs] 956 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:55,787 [sighs] 957 00:40:55,887 --> 00:40:57,322 HEY, THANKS FOR WHAT YOU DID BACK THERE. 958 00:40:57,422 --> 00:40:59,791 - [chuckles] 959 00:41:01,192 --> 00:41:03,461 YOUR TURN. 960 00:41:03,562 --> 00:41:05,997 - MY TURN? - YEAH. 961 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,332 YOU KNOW ABOUT MY EX. 962 00:41:07,432 --> 00:41:10,502 AH. 963 00:41:10,602 --> 00:41:12,738 WHERE'D YOU MEET YOURS? 964 00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:14,205 - UM... 965 00:41:14,305 --> 00:41:16,074 WELL, WE MET AT DUKE. 966 00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:17,342 I WAS A FINE ARTS MAJOR. 967 00:41:17,442 --> 00:41:19,678 JOHN WAS ENGLISH LIT. FULL SCHOLARSHIP. 968 00:41:19,778 --> 00:41:22,213 VERY PROUD, AND AN ALCOHOLIC. 969 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,482 USED TO PULL 3.7s HAMMERED. 970 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:27,452 HE WASN'T STUPID, JUST VERY STUPID. 971 00:41:27,553 --> 00:41:29,487 WE BOTH WERE. 972 00:41:29,588 --> 00:41:31,489 - WHY YOU? 973 00:41:31,590 --> 00:41:33,458 - WELL, I DID MORE THAN JUST PUT UP WITH HIM. 974 00:41:33,559 --> 00:41:34,593 - OH. 975 00:41:34,693 --> 00:41:36,027 PARTY GIRL, HUH? 976 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:37,262 - [chuckles] YEAH. 977 00:41:37,362 --> 00:41:39,531 MATCHED HIM SHOT FOR SHOT 978 00:41:39,631 --> 00:41:41,800 FOR A WHILE-- SIX YEARS. 979 00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:44,603 - AND THEN? 980 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:47,639 - AND THEN SOME THINGS JUST KIND OF GIVE ME UP, YOU KNOW? 981 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:50,141 BUT JOHN REFUSED TO SLOW DOWN. 982 00:41:50,241 --> 00:41:51,843 HE GOT INTO ADVERTISING, 983 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:53,812 AND WHEN HIS DRINKING GOT HIM FIRED FROM ONE PLACE, 984 00:41:53,912 --> 00:41:55,513 HE JUST GOT HIRED SOMEPLACE ELSE. 985 00:41:55,614 --> 00:41:57,415 HE'S THAT GOOD. 986 00:41:57,515 --> 00:41:59,484 - AND THEN BILLY CAME ALONG. 987 00:41:59,585 --> 00:42:01,753 - AND THEN BILLY CAME ALONG. 988 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:05,190 AND THERE ARE NO CHILD SEATS IN THE FAST LANE. 989 00:42:05,290 --> 00:42:07,392 I THREATENED TO WALK IF HE DIDN'T QUIT DRINKING, 990 00:42:07,492 --> 00:42:09,127 AND HE DID. 991 00:42:09,227 --> 00:42:11,563 DIDN'T TOUCH A DROP AFTER HIS SON WAS BORN... 992 00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:14,532 UNTIL TWO MONTHS AGO. 993 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:24,576 - SOMETHING PUSH HIM OFF THE WAGON? 994 00:42:24,676 --> 00:42:26,745 - UH, WORK STUFF. 995 00:42:26,845 --> 00:42:28,246 I DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS. 996 00:42:28,346 --> 00:42:30,849 CLAIMS SOMEBODY AT THE AGENCY RIPPED HIM OFF. 997 00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:33,151 DOESN'T EXCUSE HIM COMING HOME DRUNK THAT NIGHT 998 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:34,620 AND SCREAMING AT ME, 999 00:42:34,720 --> 00:42:36,655 BREAKING HIS SON'S TOYS, 1000 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:39,691 PUTTING HIS FIST THROUGH THE KITCHEN WALL. 1001 00:42:39,791 --> 00:42:42,293 THAT WAS WHEN THE POLICE CAME, 1002 00:42:42,393 --> 00:42:45,096 AND THAT WAS HIS LAST NIGHT HERE, 1003 00:42:45,196 --> 00:42:48,266 AND HIS FIRST NIGHT AT THE NAUGHTY TAVERN. 1004 00:42:48,366 --> 00:42:50,736 - NAUGHTY... - TAVERN. 1005 00:42:50,836 --> 00:42:53,839 IT'S HIS FAVORITE WATERING HOLE. 1006 00:43:03,481 --> 00:43:06,652 - UH, COFFEE. BLACK. 1007 00:43:11,522 --> 00:43:13,291 HEY, YOU MIND PUTTING THE DUKE GAME ON? 1008 00:43:13,391 --> 00:43:14,760 - NOPE. DEVILS DON'T PLAY TONIGHT. 1009 00:43:14,860 --> 00:43:17,528 NEXT GAME'S THURSDAY, 6:45. 1010 00:43:17,629 --> 00:43:20,198 - YOU A DUKESTER? 1011 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:21,633 - RIGHT DOWN TO MY SOCKS. 1012 00:43:21,733 --> 00:43:25,503 - WHAT CLASS? - '03. 1013 00:43:25,603 --> 00:43:27,472 '03, JUST WAIT AND SEE. 1014 00:43:27,572 --> 00:43:28,473 [imitates explosion] 1015 00:43:28,573 --> 00:43:30,709 - WAIT. I-- '02. 1016 00:43:30,809 --> 00:43:34,345 '02, WE'RE...COMING FOR YOU. [imitates gun clicking] 1017 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:37,448 POW! 1018 00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:38,817 WAIT A SECOND. 1019 00:43:38,917 --> 00:43:40,485 HOLD ON. IS YOUR NAME GUTHRIE? 1020 00:43:40,585 --> 00:43:42,220 JOSH GUTHRIE? 1021 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:44,455 - JOHN. 1022 00:43:44,555 --> 00:43:46,858 - JOHN GUTHRIE. HELL YEAH. 1023 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,359 NICK... 1024 00:43:48,459 --> 00:43:50,028 STACK...ENHOUSEN. 1025 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,830 WE WERE IN ENGLISH COMP TOGETHER. 1026 00:43:51,930 --> 00:43:54,365 - OH, WHAT PROFESSOR? MCSHEA? 1027 00:43:54,465 --> 00:43:55,701 - YOU KNOW IT. 1028 00:43:55,801 --> 00:43:58,636 THE MICK. HE WAS SOMETHING ELSE, HUH? 1029 00:43:58,737 --> 00:44:01,539 - LIZ MCSHEA'S A WOMAN. 1030 00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:02,708 - YOU DIDN'T LET ME FINISH. 1031 00:44:02,808 --> 00:44:04,309 I WAS GONNA SAY, 1032 00:44:04,409 --> 00:44:05,610 HE WAS SOMETHING ELSE... 1033 00:44:05,711 --> 00:44:07,478 A WOMAN. 1034 00:44:07,578 --> 00:44:08,646 SHE REALLY DUG YOUR WORK, MAN. 1035 00:44:08,747 --> 00:44:09,981 WE ALL DID. 1036 00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:11,850 - THANK YOU. 1037 00:44:11,950 --> 00:44:14,552 HEY, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO THAT-- 1038 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:15,453 THAT GIRL YOU WERE SEEING? 1039 00:44:15,553 --> 00:44:16,755 KAREN? 1040 00:44:16,855 --> 00:44:19,524 - CAROL. - CAROL. RIGHT. 1041 00:44:19,624 --> 00:44:20,658 SHE WAS GREAT. 1042 00:44:20,759 --> 00:44:23,795 - I MARRIED HER. 1043 00:44:23,895 --> 00:44:26,497 - CONGRATULATIONS. 1044 00:44:26,597 --> 00:44:28,734 - SHE GAVE ME THE BOOT SIX WEEKS AGO. 1045 00:44:31,569 --> 00:44:33,338 - HEY, DO YOU HAVE ANY LOCAL BEERS? 1046 00:44:33,438 --> 00:44:34,773 - YEAH, ROCKY SPRINGS. 1047 00:44:34,873 --> 00:44:36,374 - I LOVE THEIR NEW SLOGAN. 1048 00:44:36,474 --> 00:44:38,443 "NOON AT LAST." 1049 00:44:38,543 --> 00:44:40,145 - WELL, THEN LOVE ME. 1050 00:44:40,245 --> 00:44:41,412 I WROTE IT. 1051 00:44:41,512 --> 00:44:43,081 - WHOA. HEY, JOHN. 1052 00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:44,916 - AUTHOR, AUTHOR STANDING RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF YOU. 1053 00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:45,884 - JOHN, ARE WE GONNA HAVE A PROBLEM HERE? 1054 00:44:45,984 --> 00:44:47,953 - NO. - NO, NO, NO PROBLEM. 1055 00:44:48,053 --> 00:44:50,722 HOW ABOUT WE GET SOME SOLID FOOD TO SOAK UP SOME OF THAT BOURBON? 1056 00:44:50,822 --> 00:44:52,423 - OKAY, BUT THAT'S MINE, YOU KNOW. 1057 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:54,125 - I KNOW. - I DID THAT ONE. 1058 00:44:57,162 --> 00:44:59,064 - HEY, JOHN, WE SAID SOLID FOOD. 1059 00:44:59,164 --> 00:45:01,332 - WHAT DO YOU THINK ICE IS? [laughs] 1060 00:45:01,432 --> 00:45:02,600 - RIGHT. 1061 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,435 - SORRY, I'M DRUNK. 1062 00:45:04,535 --> 00:45:05,771 - NO PROBLEM. 1063 00:45:05,871 --> 00:45:07,638 - IT'S ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE ALCOHOL. 1064 00:45:07,739 --> 00:45:09,507 - OH, THAT SOLVES THAT RIDDLE. 1065 00:45:09,607 --> 00:45:10,876 - YEAH. 1066 00:45:10,976 --> 00:45:13,211 - HEY, TELL ME ABOUT CAROL. 1067 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:15,413 YOU KNOW, WHY'D SHE GIVE YOU THE BOOT? 1068 00:45:15,513 --> 00:45:19,684 - WELL, SHE SAYS THAT I MADE A VOW TO STOP DRINKING, 1069 00:45:19,785 --> 00:45:23,554 AND SHE SAYS I BROKE THAT VOW SIX WEEKS AGO 1070 00:45:23,654 --> 00:45:25,523 BY DRINKING. 1071 00:45:25,623 --> 00:45:27,893 SHE SAYS THAT I FRIGHTENED HER 1072 00:45:27,993 --> 00:45:29,828 WHEN I CAME HOME ROARING DRUNK 1073 00:45:29,928 --> 00:45:33,865 THE NIGHT THAT JERK-FACE TOOK MY SLOGAN. 1074 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:36,601 THAT'S WHAT SHE SAYS. 1075 00:45:36,701 --> 00:45:38,804 - WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY? 1076 00:45:38,904 --> 00:45:42,440 - OH, SHE'S RIGHT. 1077 00:45:42,540 --> 00:45:43,441 YEAH. 1078 00:45:44,976 --> 00:45:46,812 - HEY, WELL, YOU KNOW, 1079 00:45:46,912 --> 00:45:48,079 WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT UP, 1080 00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:50,415 THE BOOZIN'? 1081 00:45:50,515 --> 00:45:51,917 - WHY? 1082 00:45:52,017 --> 00:45:53,718 - MAYBE CAROL WILL HAVE YOU BACK. 1083 00:45:53,819 --> 00:45:56,487 - [scoffs] NO. 1084 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:57,422 NO, NO, NO, NO. 1085 00:45:57,522 --> 00:46:00,758 I-I BROKE MY PROMISE. 1086 00:46:00,859 --> 00:46:03,061 "PROMISES TO KEEP." 1087 00:46:03,161 --> 00:46:05,396 I DON'T HAVE A PRAYER WITH CAROL. 1088 00:46:07,665 --> 00:46:10,768 - HEY, THEN DO IT FOR YOURSELF THEN. 1089 00:46:10,869 --> 00:46:12,403 WE CAN GET YOU HELP. 1090 00:46:14,339 --> 00:46:16,741 - LOOK, MAN, I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. 1091 00:46:16,842 --> 00:46:20,545 OKAY? I DON'T NEED ANYBODY'S HELP. 1092 00:46:20,645 --> 00:46:22,380 EXCEPT THE BARTENDER'S. 1093 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,352 ANYBODY SEEN MY SHOES? 1094 00:46:27,452 --> 00:46:28,353 - [groans] 1095 00:46:28,453 --> 00:46:29,921 HEY, SIS. 1096 00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:31,857 WHAT'S THAT? A NEW BLOUSE? IT LOOKS GREAT. 1097 00:46:31,957 --> 00:46:33,124 HEY, YOU KNOW, MY FRIEND PAUL GREENBERG. 1098 00:46:33,224 --> 00:46:34,492 PAUL, RIGHT? HE'S BEEN-- 1099 00:46:34,592 --> 00:46:35,861 - CLAUSING IT UP AT THE MALL 1100 00:46:35,961 --> 00:46:36,995 WHILE YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING MATCHMAKER? 1101 00:46:37,095 --> 00:46:37,929 - RIGHT. - YEAH. I WORK THERE TOO. 1102 00:46:38,029 --> 00:46:40,798 REMEMBER, NICK? - MM-HMM. 1103 00:46:40,899 --> 00:46:42,800 - HOW YOU DOING THERE? IT'S PAUL GREENBERG? 1104 00:46:42,901 --> 00:46:44,802 NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 1105 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:46,905 - BATHROOM'S THAT WAY. 1106 00:46:47,005 --> 00:46:48,373 - I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM? 1107 00:46:48,473 --> 00:46:49,507 - YES. 1108 00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:51,376 - OKAY. 1109 00:46:53,544 --> 00:46:54,812 - WHAT IS HE DOING HERE? 1110 00:46:54,913 --> 00:46:55,947 BETTER YET, WHAT IS HIS SUITCASE DOING HERE? 1111 00:46:56,047 --> 00:46:57,949 - HERE'S THE THING, 1112 00:46:58,049 --> 00:46:59,617 HE'S BEEN STAYING AT THE Y FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS, 1113 00:46:59,717 --> 00:47:01,319 AND WE THOUGHT HE COULD SAVE A LITTLE MONEY IF HE JUST-- 1114 00:47:01,419 --> 00:47:02,687 - OH, SO YOU THINK I'M RUNNING A HALFWAY HOUSE 1115 00:47:02,787 --> 00:47:03,654 FOR YOU AND YOUR CONVICT FRIENDS. 1116 00:47:03,754 --> 00:47:05,156 - RO... - NO, NO, NO. 1117 00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,992 WHY DON'T WE JUST OPEN A METHADONE CLINIC 1118 00:47:07,092 --> 00:47:08,426 IN THE BASEMENT, AND I CAN SELL HOT TVs OUT OF THE ATTIC. 1119 00:47:08,526 --> 00:47:09,895 HOW WOULD THAT BE? 1120 00:47:09,995 --> 00:47:11,429 - I CAN SEE THAT YOU'RE UPSET. 1121 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:13,932 - YEAH, LOOK, I WANT YOUR FRIEND AND HIS SUITCASE 1122 00:47:14,032 --> 00:47:15,566 OUT OF MY HOUSE IN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES 1123 00:47:15,666 --> 00:47:16,767 OR YOU CAN BOTH LEAVE. 1124 00:47:16,868 --> 00:47:18,436 AND I'M NOT KIDDING. 1125 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,571 - NICK, 1126 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,108 YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR SISTER OWNED A YELLOWTAIL DAMSELFISH. 1127 00:47:23,208 --> 00:47:26,544 CHRYSIPTERA PARASEMA. I LOVE THAT SPECIES. 1128 00:47:26,644 --> 00:47:27,845 - YOU KNOW ABOUT TROPICAL FISH? 1129 00:47:27,946 --> 00:47:29,680 - DOESN'T EVERYONE? 1130 00:47:29,780 --> 00:47:32,884 HEY, NICK, DID YOU KNOW THAT THESE FISH ONLY FEED AT DUSK? 1131 00:47:32,984 --> 00:47:34,319 NOW, HOW COOL IS THAT? 1132 00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:35,786 - OKAY, I WANT HIM OUT BY MORNING. 1133 00:47:35,887 --> 00:47:36,821 I'M NOT KIDDING. 1134 00:47:36,922 --> 00:47:38,957 - AH, SONATA IN G MAJOR. 1135 00:47:39,057 --> 00:47:40,791 FRESHWATER FISH, THEY LOVE THEIR CHOPIN. 1136 00:47:40,892 --> 00:47:42,393 I LIKE YOUR STYLE. 1137 00:47:42,493 --> 00:47:43,561 [clicks tongue, chuckles] 1138 00:47:45,230 --> 00:47:46,397 - OKAY, I WANT HIM OUT BY THE END OF THE WEEK. 1139 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:47,832 THERE'LL BE HELL TO PAY. 1140 00:47:47,933 --> 00:47:50,368 - CAN I FEED THEM? 1141 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,208 [indistinct conversation] 1142 00:47:57,308 --> 00:47:59,577 - I CAN JUST GROW IT IN THE GARDEN. 1143 00:47:59,677 --> 00:48:02,547 OH, AND THIS IS NICK ON THE SOCCER TEAM IN 11TH GRADE. 1144 00:48:02,647 --> 00:48:04,349 HE WAS THE GOALIE. 1145 00:48:04,449 --> 00:48:05,951 - YOU SURE DID HAVE A LOT OF ACNE, NICK. 1146 00:48:06,051 --> 00:48:07,618 - THANK YOU, PAUL. 1147 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:09,754 - OH, THIS IS ME IN THE SCHOOL PLAY. 1148 00:48:09,854 --> 00:48:11,222 WE DID OUR TOWN THAT YEAR. 1149 00:48:11,322 --> 00:48:13,959 - YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE MEG RYAN RIGHT THERE. 1150 00:48:14,059 --> 00:48:16,694 - REALLY? - OH, YEAH. 1151 00:48:16,794 --> 00:48:19,097 [doorbell rings] 1152 00:48:19,197 --> 00:48:22,500 - YOU'RE STILL GOING TO SCHOOL. 1153 00:48:22,600 --> 00:48:23,768 COME ON IN. 1154 00:48:23,868 --> 00:48:24,936 I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR FLAK JACKET. 1155 00:48:25,036 --> 00:48:27,038 - SANTA WASN'T LYING. 1156 00:48:27,138 --> 00:48:28,739 YOU'RE CALLING HIM A LIAR. 1157 00:48:28,839 --> 00:48:30,141 - I'M NOT. 1158 00:48:30,241 --> 00:48:31,977 I'M JUST SAYING HE OVERPROMISED. 1159 00:48:32,077 --> 00:48:34,679 SOMETIMES GROWN-UPS OVERPROMISE. 1160 00:48:34,779 --> 00:48:35,846 - NOT SANTA! 1161 00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:37,448 - BILLY. 1162 00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:42,287 - WHAT'S UP? 1163 00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,822 - THE MALL SANTA PROMISED HIM THAT HE'D GET ME AND HIS FATHER 1164 00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,057 BACK TOGETHER BY CHRISTMAS. 1165 00:48:46,157 --> 00:48:47,625 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1166 00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:49,327 - WOW. 1167 00:48:49,427 --> 00:48:50,861 - I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF IMBECILE MAKES A PROMISE LIKE THAT 1168 00:48:50,962 --> 00:48:51,729 TO A LITTLE CHILD? 1169 00:48:51,829 --> 00:48:52,964 - RIGHT? 1170 00:48:53,064 --> 00:48:54,132 YOU NEVER KNOW, THOUGH. 1171 00:48:54,232 --> 00:48:55,733 YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT BE A BRIGHT, 1172 00:48:55,833 --> 00:48:58,303 FUNNY, GOOD-LOOKING GUY WHO WAS LEGITIMATELY DISTRACTED. 1173 00:48:58,403 --> 00:49:00,338 YOU JUST-- YOU JUST NEVER KNOW. 1174 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,974 - NOW HE SAYS HE DOESN'T WANT TO PLAY IN THE PAGEANT TODAY. 1175 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:05,910 - IT'S TODAY? - YEAH. 1176 00:49:06,011 --> 00:49:07,545 - DO YOU MIND IF I TALK TO HIM 1177 00:49:07,645 --> 00:49:09,180 MAN-TO-MAN? 1178 00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:10,948 - YEAH. 1179 00:49:13,118 --> 00:49:14,685 [knocks on door] 1180 00:49:20,958 --> 00:49:21,892 - HEY, CHAMP. 1181 00:49:21,993 --> 00:49:23,794 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1182 00:49:23,894 --> 00:49:25,863 - I HEARD ABOUT SANTA'S PROMISE AT THE MALL THE OTHER DAY. 1183 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:26,964 - HE WASN'T LYING. 1184 00:49:27,065 --> 00:49:28,333 - I KNOW. 1185 00:49:30,735 --> 00:49:32,703 - YOU KNOW? - SURE. 1186 00:49:32,803 --> 00:49:34,972 I DON'T KNOW IF HE'LL BE ABLE TO KEEP THAT PROMISE. 1187 00:49:35,073 --> 00:49:37,142 YOU KNOW, SOME JOBS ARE EVEN TOO BIG FOR SANTA, 1188 00:49:37,242 --> 00:49:40,078 BUT HE'LL GIVE IT HIS BEST SHOT. 1189 00:49:40,178 --> 00:49:41,746 YOU KNOW, HE MIGHT EVEN GET YOUR DAD TO COME 1190 00:49:41,846 --> 00:49:43,548 TO THE PAGEANT TODAY. 1191 00:49:43,648 --> 00:49:45,216 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 1192 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:46,751 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY A LITTLE REINDEER TOLD ME. 1193 00:49:46,851 --> 00:49:48,153 [chuckles] 1194 00:49:55,160 --> 00:49:57,128 - JUST THE MAN I'M LOOKING FOR. 1195 00:49:57,228 --> 00:50:00,431 - HEY, CLASS OF '02. - AH, THAT'S ME. 1196 00:50:00,531 --> 00:50:04,102 HEY, JOHN, YOU KNOW THAT BIG GROCERY STORE UP THE ROAD THERE? 1197 00:50:04,202 --> 00:50:08,005 WELL, THIS WAS ON THEIR BULLETIN BOARD. 1198 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:09,874 - CHRISTMAS PAGEANT? - YEAH, IT'S TODAY. 1199 00:50:09,974 --> 00:50:11,209 AND SEE? 1200 00:50:11,309 --> 00:50:13,378 BILLY'S GONNA BE PLAYING IN IT. 1201 00:50:15,980 --> 00:50:19,050 - I TOLD YOU MY SON'S NAME? 1202 00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,551 - HOW ELSE WOULD I KNOW IT? 1203 00:50:20,651 --> 00:50:23,254 THAT MEANS CAROL'S GONNA BE THERE TOO, RIGHT? 1204 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:25,790 THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 1205 00:50:25,890 --> 00:50:27,225 - [sighs] 1206 00:50:27,325 --> 00:50:28,759 - HEY, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET CLEANED UP, 1207 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:32,530 AND WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD THAT SUIT WASHED? 1208 00:50:32,630 --> 00:50:33,698 - YESTERDAY. 1209 00:50:33,798 --> 00:50:35,533 - I DON'T MEAN IN THE RAIN. 1210 00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:37,502 - OH. TWO MONTHS. 1211 00:50:47,545 --> 00:50:50,014 - MR. KENSINGTON. WHAT ARE YOU DOING-- 1212 00:50:50,115 --> 00:50:51,749 - WELL, YOU THINK I WOULDN'T BE HERE FOR BILLY? 1213 00:50:51,849 --> 00:50:53,284 I'D SOONER MISS THE OSCARS. 1214 00:50:53,384 --> 00:50:55,052 - AW. 1215 00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:57,155 - HE WAS ACTUALLY GIDDY ABOUT PERFORMING TONIGHT. 1216 00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:58,256 WHAT'D YOU SAY TO HIM ANYWAY? 1217 00:50:58,356 --> 00:51:00,091 - SORRY. PRIVILEGED CONVERSATION. 1218 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:01,126 MAN-TO-MAN. 1219 00:51:01,226 --> 00:51:02,893 - AH, OKAY. - YEAH. 1220 00:51:02,993 --> 00:51:04,295 - [chuckles] 1221 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:06,997 [playing Silent Night on bells] 1222 00:51:07,098 --> 00:51:15,440 * 1223 00:51:29,187 --> 00:51:31,822 ANYTHING WRONG? - NO. 1224 00:51:31,922 --> 00:51:34,091 NO. 1225 00:51:42,167 --> 00:51:43,801 - [gasps] THERE HE IS. 1226 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:44,869 [squeals] 1227 00:51:44,969 --> 00:51:46,237 [giggles] 1228 00:51:49,974 --> 00:51:53,744 kids: * SAID THE NIGHT WIND-- 1229 00:51:53,844 --> 00:51:56,481 - OH, MY GOD. 1230 00:51:56,581 --> 00:51:59,083 kids: * DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE? 1231 00:51:59,184 --> 00:52:00,651 - PLEASE SIT DOWN. PLEASE SIT DOWN. 1232 00:52:00,751 --> 00:52:02,720 PLEASE SIT DOWN. 1233 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,822 I'M SORRY. 1234 00:52:04,922 --> 00:52:06,157 - HMM? 1235 00:52:08,058 --> 00:52:11,662 - [humming] 1236 00:52:11,762 --> 00:52:15,833 * SHEPHERD BOY 1237 00:52:15,933 --> 00:52:19,304 * DO YOU SEE WHAT I KNOW? 1238 00:52:19,404 --> 00:52:23,941 * DO-DO-DO THE SHEPHERD BOY * 1239 00:52:24,041 --> 00:52:26,877 * DO YOU SEE WHAT I KNOW? 1240 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:27,912 NO, NO, NO. DON'T STOP. 1241 00:52:28,012 --> 00:52:29,280 DON'T STOP. 1242 00:52:29,380 --> 00:52:30,981 KEEP GOING, BUDDY. YOU'RE DOING GREAT. 1243 00:52:31,081 --> 00:52:32,283 DOING GREAT. 1244 00:52:32,383 --> 00:52:34,118 - JOHN. - SON, DON'T STOP. 1245 00:52:34,219 --> 00:52:36,053 YOU'RE DOING GREAT. I'LL JUST-- 1246 00:52:36,153 --> 00:52:38,155 BE OVER HERE SOMEWHERE, OKAY? 1247 00:52:41,526 --> 00:52:43,861 THAT'S MY BOY BILLY UP THERE, EVERYBODY. 1248 00:52:43,961 --> 00:52:46,831 THAT'S MY BOY RIGHT THERE. HUH? ISN'T HE GREAT? 1249 00:52:46,931 --> 00:52:48,098 [claps] 1250 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:49,367 LET'S GIVE HIM A BIG HAND, HUH? 1251 00:52:49,467 --> 00:52:51,202 BIG HAND FOR BILLY. COME ON. 1252 00:52:51,302 --> 00:52:54,839 WHAT-- WHAT? 1253 00:52:54,939 --> 00:52:57,808 WHAT-- 1254 00:52:57,908 --> 00:52:58,776 OKAY. 1255 00:52:58,876 --> 00:52:59,944 [stammering] 1256 00:53:00,044 --> 00:53:01,178 POLICE BRUTALITY. 1257 00:53:01,279 --> 00:53:02,713 YOU'RE ALL WITNESSES. 1258 00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:03,881 WHAT? 1259 00:53:03,981 --> 00:53:06,751 - OH, MY GOD. HE STOLE IT. 1260 00:53:14,058 --> 00:53:16,827 - WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH DADDY? 1261 00:53:16,927 --> 00:53:18,195 - I TOLD YOU. 1262 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:20,698 DADDY IS VERY SICK. 1263 00:53:22,467 --> 00:53:27,204 - IS HE EVER GONNA GET BETTER? 1264 00:53:27,305 --> 00:53:29,106 - MAYBE. 1265 00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:32,977 IF HE WANTS TO, 1266 00:53:33,077 --> 00:53:35,713 BUT RIGHT NOW HE DOESN'T WANT TO. 1267 00:53:43,888 --> 00:53:44,989 - HOW IS HE? 1268 00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:48,225 - SLEEPING. FINALLY. 1269 00:53:48,326 --> 00:53:52,763 HERE'S HOPING I CAN TOO, RIGHT? - YEAH. 1270 00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:56,033 - ARE YOU HUNGRY? CAN I FIX YOU SOMETHING? 1271 00:53:56,133 --> 00:53:57,568 - NO, NO. 1272 00:53:57,668 --> 00:53:59,670 IN FACT, I SHOULD PROBABLY GET GOIN'. 1273 00:53:59,770 --> 00:54:02,907 - OH, OKAY. I'LL WALK YOU OUT. 1274 00:54:11,148 --> 00:54:13,017 WHAT WERE YOU SORRY FOR? 1275 00:54:13,117 --> 00:54:14,452 - SAY AGAIN? 1276 00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:16,354 - WHEN JOHN WENT WOBBLING TOWARDS THE STAGE, 1277 00:54:16,454 --> 00:54:19,324 I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY, "I'M SORRY." 1278 00:54:19,424 --> 00:54:21,392 WHAT WERE YOU SORRY FOR? 1279 00:54:21,492 --> 00:54:23,394 - I-I DON'T REMEMBER. 1280 00:54:23,494 --> 00:54:27,264 GUESS I WAS SORRY THAT YOU AND BILLY HAD TO SEE THAT. 1281 00:54:29,033 --> 00:54:30,200 - YEAH. 1282 00:54:30,301 --> 00:54:32,437 ME TOO. 1283 00:54:32,537 --> 00:54:36,341 YOU KNOW, I CAN'T HELP FEELING THAT MOST OF THIS IS MY FAULT. 1284 00:54:36,441 --> 00:54:38,275 I KNOW IT'S NOT RATIONAL, 1285 00:54:38,376 --> 00:54:42,046 BUT MAYBE I WASN'T A GOOD ENOUGH WIFE TO HIM. 1286 00:54:43,147 --> 00:54:44,782 - CAROL. 1287 00:54:46,083 --> 00:54:47,318 - NO, MAYBE I-- 1288 00:54:47,418 --> 00:54:49,153 MAYBE I DIDN'T LOVE HIM ENOUGH. 1289 00:54:49,253 --> 00:54:52,089 - CAROL, LOOK AT ME. 1290 00:54:52,189 --> 00:54:54,425 YOU'RE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR JOHN. 1291 00:54:54,525 --> 00:54:57,328 HE MESSED UP. NOT YOU. 1292 00:54:57,428 --> 00:55:00,197 HE HAS TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO. 1293 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:03,368 YOU'VE GOT BILLY TO THINK ABOUT. 1294 00:55:03,468 --> 00:55:08,072 HEY, YOU WERE RIGHT. 1295 00:55:08,172 --> 00:55:11,509 NO CHILD SEATS IN THE FAST LANE. 1296 00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:20,050 - YOU WANT TO STAY FOR A GLASS OF WINE? 1297 00:55:23,253 --> 00:55:24,221 - [sighs] 1298 00:55:24,321 --> 00:55:27,091 I WANT TO. 1299 00:55:27,191 --> 00:55:29,159 I'D LOVE TO, 1300 00:55:29,259 --> 00:55:31,996 BUT... 1301 00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:33,598 IT'S--IT'S GETTING LATE. 1302 00:55:36,467 --> 00:55:39,269 AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT BILLY. 1303 00:55:39,370 --> 00:55:41,005 HE'S A TOUGH KID. 1304 00:55:41,105 --> 00:55:42,540 - YEAH. 1305 00:55:42,640 --> 00:55:45,543 - ALMOST AS TOUGH AS HIS MOM. 1306 00:56:34,825 --> 00:56:35,826 - NICK? 1307 00:56:38,328 --> 00:56:42,366 NICK, I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU. 1308 00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:44,569 HOW'S IT GOING? 1309 00:56:44,669 --> 00:56:45,803 - HEY. 1310 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:50,307 - WANT TO SHARE A KING-SIZED CHOCOLATE AND NOUGAT? 1311 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:52,209 - NO, THANKS. 1312 00:56:52,309 --> 00:56:55,245 - SO WHERE ARE YOU BOUND FOR, NICK? 1313 00:56:55,345 --> 00:56:57,448 - MILWAUKEE. 1314 00:56:57,548 --> 00:56:59,450 - WHO'S IN MILWAUKEE? 1315 00:56:59,550 --> 00:57:04,021 - NOBODY. THAT'S ONE OF ITS CHARMS. 1316 00:57:04,121 --> 00:57:05,055 WHERE ARE YOU-- 1317 00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:06,223 - WELL, ONE OF MY FLOCK 1318 00:57:06,323 --> 00:57:08,425 GOT HIMSELF INTO QUITE THE PICKLE. 1319 00:57:08,526 --> 00:57:10,327 NOT TOO FAR FROM HERE. 1320 00:57:10,427 --> 00:57:11,596 I GOT TO GO WHERE I'M NEEDED. 1321 00:57:11,696 --> 00:57:13,397 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN, NICK? 1322 00:57:13,498 --> 00:57:15,399 WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH YOU AND THE ALIEN? 1323 00:57:15,500 --> 00:57:17,367 - [scoffs] 1324 00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:18,969 - REALLY, NICK? 1325 00:57:19,069 --> 00:57:22,139 SOMEPLACE ELSE YOU GOT TO BE RIGHT NOW? 1326 00:57:30,515 --> 00:57:32,883 - SO BECAUSE OF YOU, THE HUSBAND'S IN JAIL, 1327 00:57:32,983 --> 00:57:34,785 THE WIFE IS HALF IN LOVE WITH YOU, 1328 00:57:34,885 --> 00:57:37,154 YOU MIGHT FEEL THE SAME FOR HER AS WELL. 1329 00:57:37,254 --> 00:57:39,123 IS THAT THE TWEET? 1330 00:57:39,223 --> 00:57:40,324 - THAT'S THE TWEET. 1331 00:57:40,424 --> 00:57:42,092 - [laughs] 1332 00:57:42,192 --> 00:57:44,328 AS IF THIS SITUATION WASN'T DRAMATIC ENOUGH. 1333 00:57:44,428 --> 00:57:45,963 - SEE? 1334 00:57:46,063 --> 00:57:47,532 THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING. 1335 00:57:47,632 --> 00:57:48,599 - HMM. YOU HAD TO SPICE IT UP. 1336 00:57:48,699 --> 00:57:51,168 MAKE IT MORE EXCITING. 1337 00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:55,139 I UNDERSTAND. MM-HMM. 1338 00:57:55,239 --> 00:57:58,042 - YOU'RE, LIKE, THE MOST SARCASTIC CLERIC OF ALL TIME. 1339 00:57:58,142 --> 00:57:59,209 YOU KNOW THAT? - [laughs] 1340 00:57:59,309 --> 00:58:00,678 ACTUALLY... [laughs] 1341 00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:03,948 I'M IN DEAD HEAT WITH THOMAS AQUINAS. 1342 00:58:04,048 --> 00:58:05,650 BUT YOU WANT TO HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY, NICK? 1343 00:58:05,750 --> 00:58:08,152 - YOU MEAN FOR A CHANGE? - [laughs] 1344 00:58:08,252 --> 00:58:10,588 I'M HOLDING BACK ON THE SARCASM. 1345 00:58:11,789 --> 00:58:14,091 - WHAT ARE YOU PICKING ON ME FOR? 1346 00:58:17,595 --> 00:58:21,131 - BECAUSE I EXPECT MORE FROM YOU. 1347 00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:23,668 EH, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. 1348 00:58:23,768 --> 00:58:26,270 GOOD PEOPLE HAVE IT TOUGHER. 1349 00:58:29,206 --> 00:58:30,641 - WHO SAYS I'M GOOD? 1350 00:58:30,741 --> 00:58:33,010 - WHY'D YOU LEAVE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT? 1351 00:58:33,110 --> 00:58:37,314 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T WANT TO TELL ANYBODY, 1352 00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:40,017 AND YOU LOOK TIRED, NICK. 1353 00:58:40,117 --> 00:58:42,252 YOUR EYES ARE AS BLOODSHOT AS COURTNEY LOVE 1354 00:58:42,352 --> 00:58:44,288 ON A SUNDAY MORNING, 1355 00:58:44,388 --> 00:58:48,225 AND I KNOW YOU'RE STILL HAVING A HARD TIME SLEEPING. 1356 00:58:48,325 --> 00:58:50,260 YOU KNOW, NICK, IF YOU WEREN'T A GOOD PERSON, 1357 00:58:50,360 --> 00:58:51,528 NONE OF THIS WOULD BE NAGGING YOU. 1358 00:58:51,629 --> 00:58:53,363 - I CAN'T HELP THEM. 1359 00:58:53,463 --> 00:58:55,399 - MAYBE NOT. 1360 00:58:55,499 --> 00:58:57,367 - I'M SORRY? 1361 00:58:57,467 --> 00:58:59,369 - MAYBE NOT. 1362 00:58:59,469 --> 00:59:00,571 LISTEN, NICK, 1363 00:59:00,671 --> 00:59:03,608 FAMILIES BREAK APART ALL THE TIME. 1364 00:59:03,708 --> 00:59:05,743 MAYBE YOU CAN'T HELP THEM. 1365 00:59:05,843 --> 00:59:07,778 - BUT? 1366 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,748 - BUT HAVE YOU REALLY TRIED AS HARD AS YOU CAN? 1367 00:59:10,848 --> 00:59:13,718 HAVE YOU DONE EVERYTHING IN YOUR POWER? 1368 00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:18,188 OR DO YOU HAVE JUST A LITTLE MORE GAS IN YOUR TANK? 1369 00:59:18,288 --> 00:59:21,592 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RETURN THE CAR WITH AN EMPTY TANK. 1370 00:59:21,692 --> 00:59:24,595 THAT'S THE RULE. 1371 00:59:24,695 --> 00:59:26,731 - WHOSE RULE? 1372 00:59:29,566 --> 00:59:30,968 [chuckles] 1373 00:59:31,068 --> 00:59:32,569 NO, I TOLD YOU, I DON'T BELIEVE-- 1374 00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:34,605 - AHH, NICK. 1375 00:59:34,705 --> 00:59:37,341 BUT HE BELIEVES IN YOU, 1376 00:59:37,441 --> 00:59:40,544 AND HE ALWAYS HAS. 1377 00:59:40,645 --> 00:59:44,281 DON'T YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 1378 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,684 - [exhales] 1379 01:00:16,280 --> 01:00:18,816 STEALING A SUIT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? 1380 01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,450 - I WANTED TO MAKE A GOOD IMPRESSION. 1381 01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,419 - OH, GOT TO LOVE THE IRONY THERE. 1382 01:00:22,519 --> 01:00:24,021 - THEY WERE ASKING 1,400 BUCKS. 1383 01:00:24,121 --> 01:00:25,389 - WELL, MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE YOU A DISCOUNT 1384 01:00:25,489 --> 01:00:27,992 NOW THAT IT'S BEEN USED. 1385 01:00:28,092 --> 01:00:31,128 - THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT, BUT WHY? 1386 01:00:31,228 --> 01:00:32,697 - WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I HAVE MY OWN REASONS 1387 01:00:32,797 --> 01:00:34,498 FOR WANTING TO HELP YOU. 1388 01:00:34,598 --> 01:00:37,768 LET'S TALK. 1389 01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:40,004 - I HAD A TON OF IDEAS FOR THAT BEER CAMPAIGN, 1390 01:00:40,104 --> 01:00:42,306 AND THEY WERE ALL ON MY HARD DRIVE. 1391 01:00:42,406 --> 01:00:44,374 - YOU THINK THIS REPPERTON GUY STOLE YOUR PASSWORD. 1392 01:00:44,474 --> 01:00:46,510 - OH, I KNOW HE DID. 1393 01:00:46,610 --> 01:00:48,512 - WHAT WAS IT? 1394 01:00:48,612 --> 01:00:51,215 - ROSE POGONIAS. 1395 01:00:51,315 --> 01:00:52,983 - "ROSE BOGONIAS"? 1396 01:00:53,083 --> 01:00:54,484 - POGONIAS. 1397 01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:57,822 IT'S A POEM BY ROBERT FROST. 1398 01:00:57,922 --> 01:01:00,357 - HOW DID REPPERTON GET AHOLD OF IT? 1399 01:01:00,457 --> 01:01:03,728 - PROBABLY BY GETTING ME DRUNK. 1400 01:01:03,828 --> 01:01:06,797 - I THOUGHT IT WAS ONLY AFTER HE RIPPED OFF YOUR WORK 1401 01:01:06,897 --> 01:01:08,265 YOU STARTED BOOZING AGAIN? 1402 01:01:08,365 --> 01:01:10,701 - I LIED. 1403 01:01:10,801 --> 01:01:12,336 BEEN OFF THE WAGON 14 MONTHS. 1404 01:01:12,436 --> 01:01:14,171 CAROL THINKS IT'S TWO. 1405 01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:20,811 YOU DON'T BELIEVE A WORD I'VE SAID ABOUT REPPERTON, DO YOU? 1406 01:01:20,911 --> 01:01:24,214 - I DON'T KNOW YET. 1407 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:27,317 - OH, MR. REPPERTON? - YEAH. 1408 01:01:27,417 --> 01:01:28,585 - THESE ARE THE FIGURES THAT YOU WERE ASKING FOR. 1409 01:01:28,685 --> 01:01:30,454 - OH, THANK YOU, 1410 01:01:30,554 --> 01:01:32,156 AND I SEE SOME OTHER FIGURES I LIKE A WHOLE LOT BETTER, 1411 01:01:32,256 --> 01:01:33,457 SO I'M JUST THROWING IT OUT THERE. 1412 01:01:33,557 --> 01:01:34,458 - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT. 1413 01:01:34,558 --> 01:01:35,692 THROWING IT OUT THERE. 1414 01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:37,161 - DELIVERY FROM ROCCO'S. 1415 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:39,797 - OH, GREAT. PIZZA. YOU KNOW WHAT? 1416 01:01:39,897 --> 01:01:41,565 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU RIGHT INTO THE CONFERENCE ROOM. 1417 01:01:41,665 --> 01:01:44,735 - OH, OKAY. - OKAY. 1418 01:01:44,835 --> 01:01:46,703 PIZZA, EVERYBODY! 1419 01:01:46,804 --> 01:01:48,739 PIZZA. PIPIN' HOT. 1420 01:01:48,839 --> 01:01:50,340 - WHOA, WHOA. WHO ORDERED THAT? 1421 01:01:50,440 --> 01:01:51,776 - LET'S SEE HERE. 1422 01:01:51,876 --> 01:01:54,344 THE SLIP HERE SAYS "COMPLIMENTS OF MR. W." 1423 01:01:54,444 --> 01:01:55,813 - MR. W? 1424 01:01:55,913 --> 01:01:57,447 - OH, THAT'S GOT TO BE HOWARD WAXMAN. 1425 01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:59,083 HE REALLY LOVED THE SLOGAN, STEVE. 1426 01:01:59,183 --> 01:02:00,517 - COME ON, PHIL, YOU KNOW IT'S A TEAM EFFORT, BUDDY. 1427 01:02:00,617 --> 01:02:02,753 - ALL RIGHT. DIG IN, EVERYBODY. 1428 01:02:04,989 --> 01:02:07,391 UH-OH. OH, HOLD THE PHONE. 1429 01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:09,059 - HOLD THE PHONE? - OH, YEAH. 1430 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:12,797 THAT EIGHT LOOKED LIKE A THREE BEFORE. 1431 01:02:12,897 --> 01:02:14,464 I'M AT THE WRONG ADDRESS. 1432 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:15,532 - WAIT, WAIT. WHAT? 1433 01:02:15,632 --> 01:02:17,001 - THIS IS NOT YOUR PIZZA. 1434 01:02:17,101 --> 01:02:18,535 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SPIT IT OUT, SIR. 1435 01:02:18,635 --> 01:02:19,937 COME ON. HERE YOU GO. 1436 01:02:20,037 --> 01:02:21,638 NO. COME ON. PLEASE. - SIR, HERE WE GO. 1437 01:02:21,738 --> 01:02:23,640 I'M SORRY, BIG MAN. THAT COMES OUT OF MY PAY. 1438 01:02:23,740 --> 01:02:25,843 - WAIT, SLOW DOWN, BUDDY. 1439 01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,444 HOW ABOUT I JUST PAY FOR THE PIZZA? 1440 01:02:27,544 --> 01:02:29,780 OKAY, I JUST GOT A PROMOTION. IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 1441 01:02:29,880 --> 01:02:31,681 I'LL HANDLE IT. 1442 01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:33,483 - WHAT, SO I'M LATE FOR MY NEXT DELIVERY? 1443 01:02:33,583 --> 01:02:35,485 NO WAY. 1444 01:02:35,585 --> 01:02:38,856 - LISTEN, I'LL GIVE YOU 20 BUCKS TO SAY YOU GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC. 1445 01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,191 - I'LL MATCH IT. - WHOA. 1446 01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:43,127 - OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, 1447 01:02:43,227 --> 01:02:45,896 I SEE THAT YOU GOT A DART BOARD, A NERF BASKETBALL. 1448 01:02:45,996 --> 01:02:47,397 THIS SEEMS LIKE A SPORTING CROWD TO ME. 1449 01:02:47,497 --> 01:02:48,765 - YEAH. - MM-HMM. 1450 01:02:48,866 --> 01:02:49,733 - WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE A LITTLE WAGER? 1451 01:02:49,834 --> 01:02:52,002 - A WAGER? 1452 01:02:52,102 --> 01:02:55,572 - YEAH, COST OF THE PIZZA SAYS THAT THIS MAN HERE 1453 01:02:55,672 --> 01:02:57,942 CAN'T COUNT BACKWARDS FROM 100 BY NINES 1454 01:02:58,042 --> 01:03:00,610 WHILE BALANCING A HOT CUP OF COFFEE ON THE BACK OF EACH HAND. 1455 01:03:00,710 --> 01:03:02,012 [laughter] 1456 01:03:02,112 --> 01:03:02,947 - YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME, BUDDY. 1457 01:03:03,047 --> 01:03:04,314 I COULD DO THAT ON ONE LEG. 1458 01:03:09,553 --> 01:03:10,955 - ALL SET? - MM-HMM. 1459 01:03:11,055 --> 01:03:12,689 - GO. - BY NINES, RIGHT? 1460 01:03:12,789 --> 01:03:14,458 - YEAH. - 100. 1461 01:03:14,558 --> 01:03:15,459 91. 1462 01:03:15,559 --> 01:03:16,660 82. 1463 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:18,062 73. 1464 01:03:18,162 --> 01:03:19,629 64. 1465 01:03:19,729 --> 01:03:21,765 55. 40-- 1466 01:03:21,866 --> 01:03:25,870 - [whispers] ROSE POGONIAS. 1467 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:27,972 - WHO THE HELL ARE YOU? 1468 01:03:28,072 --> 01:03:30,807 - JUST ANOTHER POETRY LOVER. 1469 01:03:32,977 --> 01:03:35,479 - TWO OUT OF THREE? 1470 01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:42,086 [alarm beeping] 1471 01:03:45,255 --> 01:03:46,790 - WE HAVE 30 SECONDS TO DISABLE THE ALARM. 1472 01:03:46,891 --> 01:03:48,458 - CAN YOU DO IT? - OF COURSE I CAN. 1473 01:03:48,558 --> 01:03:50,260 I TOLD YOU I CAN AS LONG AS IT'S NOT A FENWICK. 1474 01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,396 IT'S A FENWICK. - WHAT DO WE DO? 1475 01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:53,697 - WE HURRY. 1476 01:03:53,797 --> 01:03:56,833 [alarm speeds up] 1477 01:04:01,571 --> 01:04:03,974 ALL RIGHT, IF HE HACKED IN FROM THIS COMPUTER, 1478 01:04:04,074 --> 01:04:05,375 THERE'LL BE A RECORD OF IT. 1479 01:04:05,475 --> 01:04:06,443 - WHAT IF HE USED JOHN'S? 1480 01:04:06,543 --> 01:04:08,778 - OH, THEN WE'RE SCREWED. 1481 01:04:08,879 --> 01:04:10,314 GOT IT. - WHAT? 1482 01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:12,349 - [chuckles] HE DID HACK IN FROM HERE. 1483 01:04:12,449 --> 01:04:13,750 HE TRIED ENCRYPTING THE DATA, BUT EH... 1484 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,685 - YOU'RE YOU. 1485 01:04:15,785 --> 01:04:16,887 - EXACTLY. 1486 01:04:16,987 --> 01:04:20,224 - HOW DAMNING? - OH, SMOKING GUN. 1487 01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:23,193 TIMES, DATES, THE WORKS. - GOOD, GOOD, GOOD. 1488 01:04:23,293 --> 01:04:26,330 EMAIL THE DATA TO THIS ADDRESS. - ALL RIGHT. 1489 01:04:26,430 --> 01:04:28,798 - WHO'S JILL STANWYCK? - THE BOSS. 1490 01:04:28,899 --> 01:04:30,834 [sirens blaring] 1491 01:04:30,935 --> 01:04:31,936 AND IF YOU COULD DO IT IN THE NEXT 40 SECONDS, 1492 01:04:32,036 --> 01:04:33,470 THAT'D BE GOOD TOO. 1493 01:04:33,570 --> 01:04:34,905 ALMOST DONE? 1494 01:04:35,005 --> 01:04:36,240 - YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. - SORRY. 1495 01:04:36,340 --> 01:04:38,475 SORRY. SORRY. SORRY. TAKE YOUR TIME. 1496 01:04:38,575 --> 01:04:39,843 ALMOST DONE? 1497 01:04:39,944 --> 01:04:41,711 - DONE. - RIGHT. 1498 01:04:41,811 --> 01:04:42,712 THEY'RE COMING THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR, 1499 01:04:42,812 --> 01:04:43,948 WHICH MEANS WE HAVE TO JUMP. 1500 01:04:44,048 --> 01:04:45,782 - JUMP? - YEAH. OUT THE WINDOW. 1501 01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:47,617 - OKAY. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 1502 01:04:47,717 --> 01:04:49,486 OKAY, OH, OH. 1503 01:04:49,586 --> 01:04:51,788 OKAY, BUT IF I DIE, 1504 01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:52,957 TELL YOUR SISTER I LOVED HER. 1505 01:04:53,057 --> 01:04:54,858 - THERE'S A FIRE ESCAPE. 1506 01:04:54,959 --> 01:04:58,062 - OH, YEAH, I'LL TELL HER MYSELF. 1507 01:05:01,999 --> 01:05:03,533 - AH, WELL, WELL, WELL, 1508 01:05:03,633 --> 01:05:05,202 MISS OLIVIA LOOKS HAPPY TODAY. 1509 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:06,803 HAVING DREAMS ABOUT ME LAST NIGHT? 1510 01:05:06,903 --> 01:05:08,105 - [giggles] 1511 01:05:08,205 --> 01:05:10,407 MRS. STANWYCK WANTS TO SEE YOU. 1512 01:05:11,976 --> 01:05:13,710 YEAH. 1513 01:05:13,810 --> 01:05:14,778 - HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT-- 1514 01:05:14,878 --> 01:05:15,912 YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT... 1515 01:05:16,013 --> 01:05:18,815 TO PUSH ME. 1516 01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:21,952 I GOT YOU THAT JOB. 1517 01:05:30,027 --> 01:05:31,628 - LET'S CHECK THE COLOR VALUES 1518 01:05:31,728 --> 01:05:35,765 AND THE FONT WEIGHT OF THE WEBPAGE DONE 11/22. 1519 01:05:35,865 --> 01:05:37,034 [knocks] 1520 01:05:37,134 --> 01:05:38,702 HEY, COME IN. 1521 01:05:38,802 --> 01:05:39,936 ALMOST FINISHED HERE. 1522 01:05:40,037 --> 01:05:42,472 - ME TOO, ACTUALLY. 1523 01:05:42,572 --> 01:05:44,408 - SO WHEN'S THE BIG UNVEILING? - TOMORROW. 1524 01:05:44,508 --> 01:05:45,709 YOU'RE GONNA BE HOME AROUND 6:00, RIGHT? 1525 01:05:45,809 --> 01:05:47,911 [cell phone rings] - MM-HMM. OH. 1526 01:05:48,012 --> 01:05:49,413 IT'S JOHN. 1527 01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:53,083 HE'S CALLING ME 20 TIMES A DAY NOW. 1528 01:05:53,183 --> 01:05:54,384 - WELL, YOU COULD ANSWER IT. 1529 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:58,488 - I DON'T ACCEPT CALLS FROM STRANGERS. 1530 01:05:58,588 --> 01:06:00,090 - YOU KNOW, A FRIEND OF MINE WORKS SECURITY 1531 01:06:00,190 --> 01:06:02,226 OVER AT STANWYCK ROLLINS. 1532 01:06:02,326 --> 01:06:04,995 HE SAID A GUY NAMED REPPERTON WAS FIRED YESTERDAY 1533 01:06:05,095 --> 01:06:08,865 FOR STEALING INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY FROM YOUR HUSBAND. 1534 01:06:08,965 --> 01:06:12,969 - GREAT. I'M PLEASED. 1535 01:06:13,070 --> 01:06:16,073 - THAT'S IT? 1536 01:06:16,173 --> 01:06:18,975 - WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING? 1537 01:06:19,076 --> 01:06:21,511 - I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW. 1538 01:06:21,611 --> 01:06:23,780 MORE. 1539 01:06:23,880 --> 01:06:25,349 - [sighs] 1540 01:06:25,449 --> 01:06:26,716 I'M GLAD THEY CLEARED JOHN'S NAME. 1541 01:06:26,816 --> 01:06:28,185 I AM. 1542 01:06:28,285 --> 01:06:29,986 DOESN'T CHANGE WHAT HE'S BECOME. 1543 01:06:30,087 --> 01:06:31,755 DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT AT THE END OF THE DAY, 1544 01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:33,023 HIS FAMILY'S WORTH LESS TO HIM 1545 01:06:33,123 --> 01:06:35,692 THAN THE PRICE OF A BOTTLE OF SCOTCH. 1546 01:06:35,792 --> 01:06:37,261 YOU WANT MORE, MR. KENSINGTON? 1547 01:06:37,361 --> 01:06:40,897 SORRY, BUT THIS IS ALL I HAVE AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW. 1548 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,632 - WHAT IF HE GETS HELP? 1549 01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:44,201 - SORRY? 1550 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:46,236 - THE HELP HE'S BEEN AVOIDING ALL THIS TIME. 1551 01:06:46,336 --> 01:06:50,307 WHAT IF HE ACCEPTED IT? ON THE LEVEL? 1552 01:06:50,407 --> 01:06:53,143 - I'D TAKE HIM BACK TOMORROW IF IT WAS ON THE LEVEL, 1553 01:06:53,243 --> 01:06:55,145 BUT HE'LL NEVER DO IT. 1554 01:06:55,245 --> 01:06:58,014 JOHN HAS A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER THE SIZE OF RHODE ISLAND. 1555 01:06:58,115 --> 01:07:00,250 YOU DON'T KNOW HIM. 1556 01:07:06,456 --> 01:07:11,027 - WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO SWING BY HOME DEPOT BEFORE THEY... 1557 01:07:12,096 --> 01:07:13,263 IS IT SNOWING OUT? 1558 01:07:13,363 --> 01:07:14,631 - WHAT? 1559 01:07:14,731 --> 01:07:17,534 OH, NO. I DON'T THINK SO. 1560 01:07:17,634 --> 01:07:19,803 BUT I HEAR IT'S SUPPOSED TO CHRISTMAS NOW. 1561 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:29,579 - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? 1562 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:31,381 - INTRODUCING YOUR BODY TO A FOREIGN SUBSTANCE. 1563 01:07:31,481 --> 01:07:35,152 IT'S WATER. DON'T PANIC. 1564 01:07:35,252 --> 01:07:36,553 - HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE? 1565 01:07:36,653 --> 01:07:38,255 - OH, IT TOOK MONTHS OF PLANNING, JOHN. 1566 01:07:38,355 --> 01:07:41,024 THIS PLACE IS LIKE FORT KNOX. 1567 01:07:41,125 --> 01:07:43,293 UH-UH. UH-UH. NO. 1568 01:07:43,393 --> 01:07:46,230 NOT IN FRONT OF ME. NOT ANYMORE. 1569 01:07:48,932 --> 01:07:50,867 NO, I DON'T THINK SO, JOHN. 1570 01:07:50,967 --> 01:07:54,070 I EAT SOLID FOOD. I'LL KNOCK YOU FLAT. 1571 01:07:56,173 --> 01:07:59,042 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1572 01:07:59,143 --> 01:08:00,009 - I WANT YOU TO HEAR SOMETHING. 1573 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:01,978 - WHAT? 1574 01:08:02,078 --> 01:08:04,214 - THE PRAYER YOU HAVEN'T GOT. 1575 01:08:04,314 --> 01:08:07,083 - I'D TAKE HIM BACK TOMORROW IF IT WAS ON THE LEVEL, 1576 01:08:07,184 --> 01:08:09,353 BUT HE'LL NEVER DO IT. 1577 01:08:11,255 --> 01:08:12,289 - WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 1578 01:08:12,389 --> 01:08:14,458 - WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 1579 01:08:14,558 --> 01:08:18,895 THE QUESTION IS, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 1580 01:08:18,995 --> 01:08:20,830 - I ALREADY TOLD HER I WAS SORRY. 1581 01:08:20,930 --> 01:08:22,499 - THAT'S THE EASY PART. 1582 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:25,369 YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE LEARNED OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS, JOHN? 1583 01:08:25,469 --> 01:08:27,003 IT'S NOT THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. 1584 01:08:27,103 --> 01:08:29,739 IT'S THE DEED. 1585 01:08:29,839 --> 01:08:31,975 ACTIONS MATTER, JOHN. 1586 01:08:32,075 --> 01:08:36,146 WHAT WE DO MATTERS. 1587 01:08:36,246 --> 01:08:38,748 THE REST IS DECORATION. 1588 01:08:47,191 --> 01:08:48,625 [sighs] 1589 01:08:50,294 --> 01:08:52,229 - HEY, I TOLD YOU I OWED YOU ONE, NICK. 1590 01:08:52,329 --> 01:08:54,398 - CAN THEY REALLY GET THIS DONE IN SIX HOURS? 1591 01:08:54,498 --> 01:08:57,033 - WITH THE INCENTIVE I PROMISED THEM, ABSOLUTELY. 1592 01:08:57,133 --> 01:08:58,802 - WHAT WAS THAT? 1593 01:08:58,902 --> 01:08:59,769 - LUNCH AT HOOTERS. 1594 01:08:59,869 --> 01:09:01,438 - OH, THAT'LL DO IT. 1595 01:09:01,538 --> 01:09:03,707 YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO SUPERVISE THIS YOURSELF, YOU KNOW? 1596 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:05,242 - NO, NO, I KNOW. 1597 01:09:05,342 --> 01:09:06,943 I THOUGHT IT'D GIVE US A CHANCE TO CATCH UP, 1598 01:09:07,043 --> 01:09:09,045 YOU KNOW, MAYBE HAVE A LITTLE TALK. 1599 01:09:09,145 --> 01:09:10,247 - WHAT ABOUT? 1600 01:09:10,347 --> 01:09:12,282 - ABOUT YOUR PLANS FOR ONE THING. 1601 01:09:12,382 --> 01:09:14,117 - I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT DIPPING MY TOE 1602 01:09:14,218 --> 01:09:15,219 INTO THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW, 1603 01:09:15,319 --> 01:09:16,653 SEEING WHAT THAT'S LIKE. 1604 01:09:16,753 --> 01:09:18,355 - YEAH, OH, YEAH, WELL, GAINFUL EMPLOYMENT 1605 01:09:18,455 --> 01:09:21,858 IS PRETTY GOOD FOR MOST PEOPLE. 1606 01:09:21,958 --> 01:09:24,528 HEY, DID I TELL YOU WE'RE BUILDING A NEW REC ROOM? 1607 01:09:24,628 --> 01:09:27,431 STATE OF THE ART, WIFI, OH, SATELLITES, 1608 01:09:27,531 --> 01:09:29,766 OH, A SATELLITE THE SIZE OF THE MOON. 1609 01:09:29,866 --> 01:09:32,168 - WARDEN, I'M NOT GONNA GET MYSELF THROWN BACK IN PRISON 1610 01:09:32,269 --> 01:09:34,137 JUST TO HELP YOU WITH YOUR POKER GAME. 1611 01:09:34,238 --> 01:09:35,705 - OH, COME ON, NICK, WILL YA? 1612 01:09:35,805 --> 01:09:38,542 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LISTENED TO MY PITCH YET. 1613 01:09:46,883 --> 01:09:48,117 - I LOVE IT. 1614 01:09:48,218 --> 01:09:49,052 - IT'S WHAT I DO. 1615 01:09:49,152 --> 01:09:50,487 - [chuckles] 1616 01:09:50,587 --> 01:09:52,322 - OH, BY THE WAY, IS THIS YOURS? 1617 01:09:52,422 --> 01:09:54,123 IT WAS IN MY COAT POCKET. 1618 01:09:54,224 --> 01:09:55,892 I GUESS I ACCIDENTLY TOOK IT. 1619 01:09:55,992 --> 01:09:57,994 LOOKS JUST LIKE MY LANCET GAUGE. 1620 01:09:58,094 --> 01:10:01,298 - HMM, WONDERED WHERE THAT GOT TO. 1621 01:10:01,398 --> 01:10:03,267 - SO YOU'RE REALLY GONNA SELL THIS PLACE? 1622 01:10:03,367 --> 01:10:04,901 - TIME TO MOVE ON. 1623 01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:09,439 - LOOK, MOM, 1624 01:10:09,539 --> 01:10:11,140 IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH FILED DOWN TO A POINT. 1625 01:10:11,241 --> 01:10:12,242 - HUH. 1626 01:10:12,342 --> 01:10:14,711 - THAT'S WEIRD. 1627 01:10:29,092 --> 01:10:31,495 JOHN? 1628 01:10:40,270 --> 01:10:42,071 YOU SEEN JOHN GUTHRIE TONIGHT? 1629 01:10:42,171 --> 01:10:44,908 - NOPE. NOT LAST NIGHT EITHER. 1630 01:10:45,008 --> 01:10:45,942 - THANKS. 1631 01:10:46,042 --> 01:10:48,077 - HEY. 1632 01:10:48,177 --> 01:10:50,547 I KNOW WHERE HE IS, THOUGH. 1633 01:10:52,616 --> 01:10:54,083 - SORRY TO CALL YOU DOWN HERE SO LATE. 1634 01:10:54,183 --> 01:10:55,218 I CAME TO USE THE RESTROOM, 1635 01:10:55,319 --> 01:10:56,286 WHEN I NOTICED SOMETHING INCREDIBLE 1636 01:10:56,386 --> 01:10:57,487 YOU REALLY HAVE TO SEE. 1637 01:10:57,587 --> 01:10:58,955 - WOW. WHAT IS IT? - MOLDING. 1638 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:00,424 - MOLDING? - LANCET MOLDING. 1639 01:11:00,524 --> 01:11:02,359 IT HAS AN AMAZING TEXTURE TO IT. 1640 01:11:02,459 --> 01:11:04,060 I CAN HAVE IT IN YOUR OFFICE NEXT WEEK IF YOU WANT. 1641 01:11:04,160 --> 01:11:05,429 COULD REALLY ENHANCE THE VALUE. 1642 01:11:05,529 --> 01:11:07,163 YOU SEE THAT? - UH-HUH. 1643 01:11:07,263 --> 01:11:08,332 - LOOK AT THAT CRAFTSMANSHIP. 1644 01:11:08,432 --> 01:11:10,334 - WOW. THAT'S REALLY SOMETHING. 1645 01:11:10,434 --> 01:11:11,801 - THAT'S W.P.A. FOR YOU. 1646 01:11:11,901 --> 01:11:15,138 - MY NAME IS JOHN, AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC. 1647 01:11:15,238 --> 01:11:16,806 group: HI, JOHN. 1648 01:11:19,343 --> 01:11:21,478 - HELLO. 1649 01:11:21,578 --> 01:11:25,415 THIS IS ONLY MY SECOND NIGHT HERE, BUT... 1650 01:11:25,515 --> 01:11:28,818 I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE WALKED IN TEN YEARS AGO... 1651 01:11:30,587 --> 01:11:33,256 BEFORE I EVER MARRIED MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE, 1652 01:11:33,357 --> 01:11:37,160 BEFORE OUR AMAZING SON WAS BORN, 1653 01:11:37,260 --> 01:11:40,797 BACK WHEN I STILL HAD A FEW EXCUSES LEFT. 1654 01:11:52,409 --> 01:11:54,043 I DIDN'T COME HERE TO ASK YOU FOR MY OLD JOB BACK. 1655 01:11:54,143 --> 01:11:55,445 - NO? 1656 01:11:55,545 --> 01:11:57,146 - NO, BUT AS LONG AS I'M HERE, 1657 01:11:57,246 --> 01:11:59,282 MAY I PLEASE HAVE MY OLD JOB BACK? 1658 01:11:59,383 --> 01:12:02,285 - I CAN THINK OF AT LEAST, OH, 50 REASONS 1659 01:12:02,386 --> 01:12:05,422 FOR TURNING YOU DOWN FLAT RIGHT NOW. 1660 01:12:05,522 --> 01:12:07,957 - BUT ONLY 20 REALLY GOOD ONES, THOUGH. 1661 01:12:10,594 --> 01:12:12,061 I'M A GREAT COPYWRITER, JILL. 1662 01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:13,397 - YOU'RE THE BEST, JOHN, 1663 01:12:13,497 --> 01:12:15,865 WHEN YOU'RE NOT DRINKING. 1664 01:12:15,965 --> 01:12:17,867 - YOU MAY BE IN LUCK. 1665 01:12:19,436 --> 01:12:22,038 - WHAT ELSE IS IN THERE BESIDES EGGNOG? 1666 01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:31,347 OH, TAKE IT. 1667 01:12:39,222 --> 01:12:40,890 - THANKS. 1668 01:12:44,461 --> 01:12:45,795 - HEY, BRO, 1669 01:12:45,895 --> 01:12:48,131 YOU KNOW WHY PHONES HAVE RINGERS? 1670 01:12:48,231 --> 01:12:49,566 SO WE DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM. 1671 01:12:49,666 --> 01:12:51,067 - YEAH, WHO'S SUPPOSED TO CALL? 1672 01:12:51,167 --> 01:12:53,002 - JOHN. 1673 01:12:53,102 --> 01:12:56,205 HE'S GONNA LET ME KNOW IF HE CONNECTS WITH CAROL. 1674 01:12:56,305 --> 01:12:57,874 OH. 1675 01:12:59,175 --> 01:13:01,545 - * BUT DO YOU RECALL 1676 01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:03,312 * THE MOST FAMOUS - WANT SOME HOT COCOA? 1677 01:13:03,413 --> 01:13:05,248 - * REINDEER OF ALL 1678 01:13:05,348 --> 01:13:06,382 [cell phone rings] 1679 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:08,117 [sighs] 1680 01:13:08,217 --> 01:13:11,054 [ringing continues] 1681 01:13:14,157 --> 01:13:15,391 HELLO? 1682 01:13:15,492 --> 01:13:19,362 - OH, UH... HEY. 1683 01:13:19,463 --> 01:13:21,698 I'M SURPRISED YOU ANSWERED. 1684 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:23,567 - ME TOO. 1685 01:13:23,667 --> 01:13:26,002 - I'M GLAD YOU DID, THOUGH. 1686 01:13:26,102 --> 01:13:29,473 - ME TOO. 1687 01:13:29,573 --> 01:13:33,242 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY NOW. 1688 01:13:33,342 --> 01:13:36,813 - ME TOO. 1689 01:13:36,913 --> 01:13:40,216 - WHAT IF SHE WON'T TAKE HIM BACK? 1690 01:13:40,316 --> 01:13:41,485 - THE BEST YOU CAN DO 1691 01:13:41,585 --> 01:13:43,720 IS THE BEST YOU CAN DO. 1692 01:13:43,820 --> 01:13:44,488 - I LIKE THAT. 1693 01:13:44,588 --> 01:13:47,023 - BOB COSTAS. - OH. 1694 01:13:49,726 --> 01:13:52,562 - I WANT TO COME HOME, CAROL. 1695 01:13:52,662 --> 01:13:56,099 I'M--I'M READY TO COME HOME. 1696 01:13:56,199 --> 01:14:00,403 I MEAN, IF YOU'LL LET ME. 1697 01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:03,607 YOU DON'T HAVE TO SAY YES IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, 1698 01:14:03,707 --> 01:14:08,612 BUT JUST DON'T SAY NO, PLEASE. 1699 01:14:08,712 --> 01:14:11,147 - IT CAN'T BE TONIGHT, JOHN, 1700 01:14:11,247 --> 01:14:14,350 OR MAYBE EVER. 1701 01:14:14,450 --> 01:14:16,085 I NEED TIME TO THINK ABOUT THIS. 1702 01:14:16,185 --> 01:14:19,055 - I KNOW. I KNOW. 1703 01:14:19,155 --> 01:14:22,058 HEY, I BOUGHT BILLY A CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1704 01:14:22,158 --> 01:14:24,460 CAN I GIVE IT TO YOU? 1705 01:14:24,561 --> 01:14:26,162 CAN WE MEET SOMEWHERE? 1706 01:14:29,298 --> 01:14:30,600 - WHERE? 1707 01:14:30,700 --> 01:14:34,170 - I'M BACK AT STANWYCK AND ROLLINS. 1708 01:14:34,270 --> 01:14:37,173 WE COULD MEET AT THE OFFICE. 1709 01:14:37,273 --> 01:14:39,175 - I'LL HAVE TO DROP BILLY OFF WITH MRS. NICHOLS. 1710 01:14:39,275 --> 01:14:42,078 IS 9:00 TOO LATE? 1711 01:14:42,178 --> 01:14:43,446 - NO, 9:00. 1712 01:14:43,547 --> 01:14:45,549 I'LL SEE YOU THEN. 1713 01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:04,701 CRAP. 1714 01:15:09,739 --> 01:15:11,608 - UH, LET'S SEE. 1715 01:15:11,708 --> 01:15:14,611 I HAVE A HOTEL ON EACH PROPERTY. YOU OWE ME 1,200. 1716 01:15:14,711 --> 01:15:17,280 - OH, CAN YOU LET ME SLIDE? 1717 01:15:17,380 --> 01:15:18,414 - ABSOLUTELY. 1718 01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:20,383 - [giggles] 1719 01:15:20,483 --> 01:15:23,486 [phone rings] 1720 01:15:23,587 --> 01:15:25,021 - IT'S FROM JOHN. 1721 01:15:25,121 --> 01:15:26,556 - WHAT DOES IT SAY? - YEAH, READ THAT. 1722 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:27,624 - THEY'RE MEETING AT HIS OFFICE. 1723 01:15:27,724 --> 01:15:28,558 HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE BY 9:00, 1724 01:15:28,658 --> 01:15:30,359 BUT HE GOT A FLAT TIRE. 1725 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,495 - WELL, ARE THEY GETTING BACK TOGETHER? 1726 01:15:32,596 --> 01:15:33,797 - HE DOESN'T KNOW. 1727 01:15:33,897 --> 01:15:35,131 - WELL, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO DOWN THERE. 1728 01:15:35,231 --> 01:15:36,532 SCOPE THINGS OUT A LITTLE. 1729 01:15:36,633 --> 01:15:39,235 - RIGHT. 1730 01:15:39,335 --> 01:15:40,804 - OH, MY. 1731 01:15:40,904 --> 01:15:43,272 YOU DON'T WANT THEM BACK TOGETHER, DO YOU? 1732 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:45,809 - WHAT'S THE COMPLICATION? 1733 01:15:45,909 --> 01:15:47,310 - WHAT? 1734 01:15:47,410 --> 01:15:49,212 IT'S MINOR, REALLY. 1735 01:15:49,312 --> 01:15:51,314 HARDLY WORTH MENTIONING. 1736 01:15:51,414 --> 01:15:53,216 I THINK... 1737 01:15:53,316 --> 01:15:56,485 I'M IN LOVE WITH HER. 1738 01:15:56,586 --> 01:15:58,622 - ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 1739 01:16:02,626 --> 01:16:05,161 - [whistling] 1740 01:16:05,261 --> 01:16:06,495 OH. 1741 01:16:06,596 --> 01:16:07,631 OKAY. LET IT WORK. 1742 01:16:07,731 --> 01:16:08,665 PLEASE, LET IT WORK. 1743 01:16:08,765 --> 01:16:09,599 PLEASE, LET IT-- 1744 01:16:09,699 --> 01:16:13,269 [laughs] YES. 1745 01:16:13,369 --> 01:16:14,638 [sighs] 1746 01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:15,839 - RO. - GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! 1747 01:16:15,939 --> 01:16:17,406 GET OUT! - HEY, HEY, HEY. WHOA. WHOA. 1748 01:16:17,506 --> 01:16:18,608 WHAT GOT YOU? WHAT GOT YOU? THE PUPPY? 1749 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:20,576 - THIMBLE. 1750 01:16:20,677 --> 01:16:22,511 - OKAY. - GET OUT! 1751 01:16:22,612 --> 01:16:23,613 - I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON JOHN AND CAROL. 1752 01:16:23,713 --> 01:16:26,916 [alarm beeping] 1753 01:16:33,322 --> 01:16:34,090 [beeping stops] 1754 01:16:43,566 --> 01:16:45,601 - ALL RIGHT. 1755 01:16:45,702 --> 01:16:47,637 HERE WE GO. 1756 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:51,207 [muttering indistinctly] 1757 01:16:51,307 --> 01:16:52,742 OOH, GIRL, NO, YOU DIDN'T 1758 01:16:52,842 --> 01:16:54,377 CHANGE THESE LOCKS ON ME-- 1759 01:16:54,477 --> 01:16:55,979 OKAY. OH, OKAY. 1760 01:16:56,079 --> 01:16:58,314 OH, YOU-- YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH ME? 1761 01:16:58,414 --> 01:17:00,149 YOU WANT TO PLAY HARDBALL? 1762 01:17:00,249 --> 01:17:02,385 I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO PLAY SOME HARDBALL. 1763 01:17:02,485 --> 01:17:03,753 IT'S TIME FOR SOME PLAN B. 1764 01:17:03,853 --> 01:17:05,421 OH, YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS? 1765 01:17:05,521 --> 01:17:07,657 WE GONNA RUN WITH THE BIG DOGS. 1766 01:17:12,896 --> 01:17:14,731 YOU WANT TO RUN WITH THE MAJORS? 1767 01:17:14,831 --> 01:17:19,368 WELL, WELCOME TO THE 1927 YANKEES! 1768 01:17:19,468 --> 01:17:20,636 THIS IS HOW WE DO IT 1769 01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:23,306 WHERE REPPERTON IS FROM. 1770 01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:26,810 SOMETIMES YOU POKE THE BEAR, AND YOU GET A CLAW-- 1771 01:17:26,910 --> 01:17:29,178 YOU GET A CLAW IN YOUR FACE. 1772 01:17:29,278 --> 01:17:32,015 YOU GET MAULED, SEE? YOU GET A MAULING. 1773 01:17:32,115 --> 01:17:36,652 SEE, Y'ALL SAY Y'ALL WANTED TO GET MAULED. 1774 01:17:36,753 --> 01:17:39,923 [chuckling] 1775 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:58,775 - JOHN? 1776 01:18:03,512 --> 01:18:05,114 JOHN? 1777 01:18:06,615 --> 01:18:09,719 - [grunting] 1778 01:18:14,323 --> 01:18:15,925 - JOHN! 1779 01:18:28,404 --> 01:18:30,473 JOHN? 1780 01:18:30,573 --> 01:18:33,476 [coughing] 1781 01:18:33,576 --> 01:18:35,511 JOHN? [coughing] 1782 01:18:35,611 --> 01:18:37,446 [gasping] 1783 01:18:50,659 --> 01:18:53,496 [explosion] 1784 01:18:53,596 --> 01:18:55,398 - CAROL? 1785 01:18:55,498 --> 01:18:57,400 CAROL! 1786 01:19:00,403 --> 01:19:03,239 - [coughing] 1787 01:19:07,676 --> 01:19:09,412 - [coughing] 1788 01:19:09,512 --> 01:19:11,347 CAROL? 1789 01:19:11,447 --> 01:19:14,350 - [coughing] 1790 01:19:16,685 --> 01:19:18,287 - [grunts] 1791 01:19:24,660 --> 01:19:27,496 [flames roaring] 1792 01:19:29,732 --> 01:19:30,934 - OH, MY GOD. 1793 01:19:32,568 --> 01:19:34,370 [glass shatters] 1794 01:19:36,105 --> 01:19:37,340 [coughs] 1795 01:19:49,819 --> 01:19:51,821 CAROL? 1796 01:19:54,690 --> 01:19:56,292 [coughs] 1797 01:20:00,696 --> 01:20:02,298 COME ON! 1798 01:20:02,398 --> 01:20:03,399 [grunts] 1799 01:20:03,499 --> 01:20:04,800 NO, NO. 1800 01:20:04,901 --> 01:20:09,105 PLEASE! HELP ME DO THIS! 1801 01:20:09,205 --> 01:20:12,241 [grunting] 1802 01:20:33,796 --> 01:20:37,033 - [coughing] 1803 01:20:41,437 --> 01:20:43,172 JOHN, HONEY. 1804 01:20:43,907 --> 01:20:45,574 NICK. 1805 01:20:46,809 --> 01:20:49,478 - THAT'S ME. 1806 01:21:00,756 --> 01:21:03,092 - WHAT HAPPENED? 1807 01:21:05,594 --> 01:21:08,864 - YOU DON'T REMEMBER? 1808 01:21:08,965 --> 01:21:11,935 - I SAW JOHN COMING TO SAVE ME, AND... 1809 01:21:16,039 --> 01:21:18,507 - THAT'S WHAT HE DID, ALL RIGHT. 1810 01:21:18,607 --> 01:21:20,009 YEAH. 1811 01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:22,678 YEAH, I WAS DRIVING BY, AND I SAW THE SMOKE. 1812 01:21:22,778 --> 01:21:25,081 BY THE TIME I CAME RUNNING UP, 1813 01:21:25,181 --> 01:21:27,383 HE HAD ALREADY PULLED YOU CLEAR. 1814 01:21:27,483 --> 01:21:30,686 - REALLY? - YEAH. 1815 01:21:30,786 --> 01:21:33,889 THEN HE--HE TRIPPED AND HIT HIS HEAD. 1816 01:21:33,990 --> 01:21:34,991 KNOCKED HIMSELF COLD. 1817 01:21:35,091 --> 01:21:37,293 - OH, MY GOD. 1818 01:21:37,393 --> 01:21:41,064 - I DOUBT HE'LL REMEMBER A THING. 1819 01:21:47,236 --> 01:21:50,239 IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GO, CAROL. 1820 01:21:52,708 --> 01:21:54,643 - GO? 1821 01:21:54,743 --> 01:21:56,912 - YEAH. 1822 01:21:57,013 --> 01:22:00,716 THE HOUSE IS FINISHED NOW, 1823 01:22:00,816 --> 01:22:04,220 AND IT'S A GOOD HOME, CAROL. 1824 01:22:04,320 --> 01:22:07,023 MAYBE THE BEST HOME IN THE WORLD. 1825 01:22:07,123 --> 01:22:08,857 [sirens wailing] 1826 01:22:08,958 --> 01:22:11,995 I WANT YOU BOTH TO TAKE CARE OF IT, OKAY? 1827 01:22:12,095 --> 01:22:13,629 HEY. YOU PROMISE ME? 1828 01:22:13,729 --> 01:22:14,930 YOU PROMISE? 1829 01:22:15,031 --> 01:22:18,267 [sirens wailing] 1830 01:22:24,207 --> 01:22:27,143 [engine turns over, car starts] 1831 01:22:28,644 --> 01:22:31,547 - [coughing] 1832 01:22:42,058 --> 01:22:45,361 - [humming] 1833 01:22:52,701 --> 01:22:55,204 - HEY, RUNNING MAN, MIND IF WE CHECK THE TRUNK? 1834 01:22:58,007 --> 01:23:00,109 - * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1835 01:23:00,209 --> 01:23:02,045 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1836 01:23:02,145 --> 01:23:03,012 - YOU KNOW WHERE THAT GOES? 1837 01:23:03,112 --> 01:23:05,014 WHERE'S IT GO? 1838 01:23:05,114 --> 01:23:06,782 YEAH, I MEAN-- OKAY, PERFECT. 1839 01:23:06,882 --> 01:23:07,650 - NICE. - NOW WHERE'S THIS GO? 1840 01:23:07,750 --> 01:23:08,951 HUH? 1841 01:23:09,052 --> 01:23:12,055 MAKE SURE WE HAVE A GOOD BASE. 1842 01:23:12,155 --> 01:23:13,689 DON'T PUSH HIM. I DON'T WANT HIM TO FALL OVER. 1843 01:23:13,789 --> 01:23:14,923 - AH. 1844 01:23:15,024 --> 01:23:17,993 - DON'T EAT THE EYES. 1845 01:23:18,094 --> 01:23:19,128 - WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL: 1846 01:23:19,228 --> 01:23:21,064 MY BROTHER IS GOING TO HEAVEN. 1847 01:23:21,164 --> 01:23:22,798 - HMM. I COULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT. 1848 01:23:22,898 --> 01:23:26,202 - I KNOW YOU REJECT THE IDEA, NICKY, BUT DOESN'T MATTER. 1849 01:23:26,302 --> 01:23:28,837 YOU'RE STILL ENDING UP THERE. 1850 01:23:28,937 --> 01:23:31,107 - RIGHT NOW I NEED TO GO THANK SOMEBODY. 1851 01:23:31,207 --> 01:23:34,777 CARE TO DROP ME? - WHERE TO? 1852 01:23:34,877 --> 01:23:37,413 - LET'S GO TO CHURCH. 1853 01:23:39,915 --> 01:23:40,883 - HEY. - [chuckles] 1854 01:23:40,983 --> 01:23:42,351 - YEAH! - OH, NO! 1855 01:23:42,451 --> 01:23:44,019 I HATE THIS GAME, BUT DO IT ANYWAY! 1856 01:23:44,120 --> 01:23:46,422 NO! NOT THE PANTS! 1857 01:23:56,899 --> 01:23:59,435 - YOU SURE THIS IS THE RIGHT CHURCH? 1858 01:23:59,535 --> 01:24:03,339 - NICK, THIS CHURCH HAS BEEN CLOSED SINCE THE '70s. 1859 01:24:14,983 --> 01:24:17,086 - YEAH, COME HERE. WARM UP. 1860 01:24:17,186 --> 01:24:18,754 I DON'T KNOW. 1861 01:24:43,246 --> 01:24:46,715 - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 1862 01:25:28,023 --> 01:25:30,859 - COLD. 1863 01:25:30,959 --> 01:25:33,662 HEY. NICK? 1864 01:25:38,000 --> 01:25:40,169 - [sighs] 1865 01:25:43,206 --> 01:25:45,808 - NICK, YOU OKAY? 1866 01:25:45,908 --> 01:25:48,344 - HUH? 1867 01:25:48,444 --> 01:25:52,281 YEAH. 1868 01:25:52,381 --> 01:25:56,452 - WELL, IS ANYBODY IN THERE? 1869 01:25:56,552 --> 01:25:58,120 - YEAH. 1870 01:25:58,221 --> 01:26:00,656 I THINK THERE IS. 1871 01:26:00,756 --> 01:26:02,958 - * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1872 01:26:03,058 --> 01:26:05,261 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1873 01:26:05,361 --> 01:26:06,229 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1874 01:26:06,329 --> 01:26:07,996 - SHOTGUN. - OH, HEY. 1875 01:26:08,096 --> 01:26:09,398 REALLY? WE'RE PLAYING THAT GAME? 1876 01:26:09,498 --> 01:26:11,634 - * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1877 01:26:11,734 --> 01:26:14,102 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1878 01:26:14,203 --> 01:26:16,339 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1879 01:26:16,439 --> 01:26:18,574 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1880 01:26:18,674 --> 01:26:20,543 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1881 01:26:20,643 --> 01:26:23,279 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1882 01:26:23,379 --> 01:26:25,714 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1883 01:26:25,814 --> 01:26:29,952 * GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING TO YOU AND YOUR KIN * 1884 01:26:30,052 --> 01:26:34,523 * GOOD TIDINGS FOR CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR * 1885 01:26:34,623 --> 01:26:36,425 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1886 01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:38,627 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1887 01:26:38,727 --> 01:26:41,163 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1888 01:26:41,264 --> 01:26:43,366 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1889 01:26:43,466 --> 01:26:45,801 * WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS * 1890 01:26:45,901 --> 01:26:50,072 * AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR 1891 01:26:50,172 --> 01:26:52,875 [wily upbeat music] 1892 01:26:52,975 --> 01:27:01,183 * 1893 01:27:01,284 --> 01:27:17,500 * 119988