All language subtitles for The.Reef.2006.1080p.WEBRip.x264-RARBG_English

[narrator]
If you'll indulge for a moment
my rhyming motif,

I'd like to tell you a tale
of a place called the Reef.

The entire coral kingdom

is a delight to the senses.

Alas, that is not
where our story commences.

We're used to blue water.

This water would spook us.

It's the color of phlegm
or possibly mucus.

And the salty sea spray

that wafts on the breeze

is like the stuff
that comes out of your nose

when you sneeze.

In this polluted
and ominous swill...

there's one little fish
of unusual skill

who would one day meet
a most incredible fate,

full of fighting, romancing,
becoming live bait.

I know it boggles the mind
and it beggars belief,

but that's the wee lad
who would one day save the Reef.

I don't have anything
against your cousin Pearl,

except she's nuts.

But that doesn't mean
I want to live next door to her.

But, Pike,
it's safe on the Reef.

There's no fishing.
The water's clean.

But, honey,
I love Boston.

What's the big attraction?
Is it the gill nets?

The medical waste?
The industrial pollution?

-Hey, it's never hurt me.
-Oh, please, Pike.

Sweetie, you're so full
of mercury

I could stick your tail
in my mouth

and take my temperature.

Honey, you're exaggerating.

The water here
is perfectly healthy.

-Hey, Pike.
-Morning, Bob.

Honey--

And what if Pi grows up
to have three eyes?

-Cool.
-[gulps]

Okay, but think of the cultural
opportunities here.

In Boston Harbor, Pi can meet
fish from all over the world.

Oh, like those salmon.

What a classy bunch
they were,

all of them talking about
how they just couldn't wait

to get upriver and...

[whispering]
...S-P-A-W-N.

-Spawn!
-[giggles]

-[clears throat]
-What did I tell you

about using language like that?

I'm sorry.

Oh, you're growing up
so fast.

Go play.
Your father and I need to talk.

-Okay.
-But don't go too far.

Pike.

[humming a tune]

-Hey.
-Oh, hello.

Haven't seen you
around here before.

[Australian accent]
I'm just passing through.

We're migrating.

You're lucky.
I wish I migrated.

We never go anywhere.

You're a dolphin, right?

I'm a porpoise. Why does
everyone think I'm a dolphin?

Percy, we've getting ready
to leave.

Oh, hello, Mum.
This is...

[Pi's mom]
Pi, where are you?

Oh, that's my mom.
I gotta go.

Nice meeting you.

Mom! Dad!
I met a porpoise!

Pi, what did I tell you
about talking to strangers?

You have to be careful, son.

There's some weird fish
in the sea.

Boy, I'll say.

You wouldn't believe
some of the weirdoes

you see around here.

-Bob, don't help me.
-[fish shouting]

Hey! Watch it!

-[fish] Hurry!
-Hey, what's the rush?

[fish]
It's a net.

Net?

[Pi's dad]
Swim!

What are we
gonna do, Pike?

Swim! Swim as fast
as you can!

-What is it?
-[Pi's dad] Swim, Pi!

[fish]
Hurry! The net!

-Dad!
-[Pi's dad] Swim!

[all shouting]

[fish]
It's got us!

Pike, we've got to get him
out of here before they--

They're pulling it up!

Pi, try to squeeze through.

But what about you?

We're right behind you.
Hurry.

[grunts]

[Pi's mom]
Push, Pi. Push harder.

I made it! Come on!

Mom! Dad!

Don't let him
get near the net.

Let go of me!
I have to help 'em!

Pi, go to the Reef.
Find your Aunt Pearl.

I can't.
You have to go with me.

Promise me, Pi.

Promise me you'll go
to the Reef.

Mom! Dad!

Mom. Dad.

We'll take you
to the Reef, Pi.

But I can't leave.

What if-- What if they come back
and I'm not here?

They won't be able
to find me.

I'm sorry, Pi.

But, once the net gets you,
there's no coming back.

Mom.

Dad.

[thunder crashing]

Come on, Pi.

Your turn.

[groans]

[bell clanging]

Hey, what's in here?

Let's find out.

[both laughing]

Hey, you kids.

Whoo-hoo!

Pi, you can do it.

-[giggling]
-Wow.

-[dolphin] He's big
-[Pi] Cool.

Hey, hello there.

[bugles]

Oh!

[all]
Wow!

Whoa!

Hey, wait! Wait!

Whoo-hoo!

Whoa!

Whoa.

Ouch.

-You all right?
-Try again.

Whee!

Look at me!

Whee!

Yeah!

Yahoo!

[chuckles]

Little fishy.

It's not painful when I eat you.

Pelican gonna swallow you whole.

Whoo-hoo!

Hey! What the?!

-[bell clanging]
-Bad fishy!

-Hey!
-Yeah!

[groans]

Whoo-hoo!

-[laughs]
-Pi, that was brilliant.

You sure
you won't come with us?

I wish I could, Perc,
but I promised my mom.

There you go, dear.

Just follow those stones,

and they'll take you
right to the Reef.

I'll never forget
your help, Mum.

So long, Perc.

So long, mate.

[indistinct chatter]

[fish] How you doing today?

Hey! Watch it!

[all cheer]

Whoa!

[marlin]
It was a 55-foot trawler.

They were using a three-pronged
titanium steel hook

on 45-pound,
stress-tested monofilament.

I must have played 'em
for three hours

before the line finally snapped
and they got away.

[Cuban accent]
55-foot trawler. Right.

Oh, like I haven't heard
that one before.

I tell you,
that boat gets bigger

every time
he tells the story.

[Pi]
Excuse me.

What's the matter, boychik?
You lost?

How's that?
What'd he say?

He says he's lost,
you deaf marlin!

Actually, I'm looking
for my Aunt Pearl.

You're looking for a squirrel?

No, no, Pearl.

He's looking
for the crazy lady.

Oye. Come here.

She lives right down there,
chico.

[indistinct chatter]

Thank you.

[camera shutters click]

[dance music playing]

[crab]
That is right, darling.

Work with me.

Now take it to the edge.
Yes. Take it to the edge.

Take it right to the edge.

You're right at the edge!

Bring it back.
Bring it back.

Ah, yes.

Oh, magnifique.

-Who is that?
-"Who is that?"

That's Cordelia, dude.

Where have you been?

I just got into town.

Oh.

Welcome to the Scab, dude.

Perhaps you should
wear it up.

Oh, yes.
Sleek, sophisticated.

Like Audrey Hepburn,
only better,

with scales.

[camera shutters click]

She's beautiful.

Oh, yeah.
She's a model.

She's been on the cover
of National Geographic.

Twice.

Don't look over here.

Don't look over here.
Ignore me. Ignore me.

Look at me! Look at me!

-I've gotta meet her.
-Whoa there, newbie.

Take my advice,
and worship from afar.

[camera shutters clicking]

Huh? What?

[crab]
No, no, no, no!

You're ruined my shot.
Buffoon! Buffoon!

Can we please keep the local
riffraff out of my shot?

Is that too much to ask?

Sorry. I'm sorry.

That's your good side.

That is a wrap, people.

I don't blame you,
mon cher.

You were sublime,
as always.

Thank you, Max.

Bellissima. Ciao.

Hey, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean
to mess things up back there.

Don't worry about it.
They'll be back.

Oh, cool, cool.

So, I'm Pi.

I'm new in town.

Really?

I couldn't tell.

Yeah, I just swam in
from Boston.

Boston? That's a long way.

Well, you know,
I'm pretty strong for my size.

Check these mussels.

-Hey!
-Hands off the merchandise.

-Ow! Hey, easy, man!
-[Cordelia laughs]

Cute and funny.

What did you say
your name was?

I'm Pi.

Well, Pi from Boston,
welcome to the Reef.

[giggles]
Dude!

She actually
talked to you.

That's fully the most awesome
thing I've ever...

seen.

[laughs]

Cordelia, look out!

Dude, don't!

He's a shark!

Oh.

Hello, fellas.

Hey, hey! Somebody help me.

-Here you go, Mr. Crab.
-Oh, thank you so very much.

I have been wrong-side up
all day,

and it has been
most uncomfortable.

Oh!

Ugh! You taste like tuna.

You are what you eat.
[laughs]

You're disgusting, Troy.
Why can't you leave me alone?

But you are alone,
sweet gills.

You got no family,
no one to protect you

from the dangers
of the deep.

The only danger in this part
of the deep is you.

Well, then, all the more reason
to get on my good side.

You need someone
to look after you.

I don't need
a rude, egotistical bully

with a bad case
of tuna breath.

-Back off.
-Pi.

-What'd you say?
-You heard me.

Leave her alone.

What are you gonna do
about it, chum?

I'm gonna...

You're gonna. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, you're going to take
a little trip

through my digestive system.

-[laughs]
-Ow.

Man, you're getting
chunky, see?

Used to be easy
to stuff you into this hole.

We're gonna have to find
a bigger hole

or a skinnier nerd.

Yecch!

No more beating up
bed-wetters.

-Eww.
-I'm grossed out.

Let's get out of here.

Nobody goes into my hole.
Nobody.

I can pick
my own nose.

Forget about him. He doesn't
know what he's saying.

Yeah.

[grunts]

Yeah, well, that tends to happen

when you get smacked
in the head.

Oh, hey!

You're a coward, Troy.
You only come to the Reef

because we're small
and easy to push around.

Why don't you try this act
out there, in the open sea,

where there's fish
as big as you?

I got a soft spot,
Cordelia,

for fine-looking fish
like you.

But don't push me too far.
I'm Troy.

[grunting]

Who's the shark
who's more bite than bark?

-Troy.
-Troy.

Who's faster
than a beam of light?

Who's got the teeth
that are pearly white?

-[both] Troy.
-Who gets the applause

'cause he's got the jaws?

Who can do what he wants
just because?

Who ain't afraid
of no lobster claws?

-Troy.
-Troy.

Hey, that's me!

I'll be back when you're done
playing mommy

to that little hunk
of bait.

Vamanos.

You got fully thrashed, dude.

-Huh?
-Axed.

Hemoed. Smeared.

Creamed. Obliterated.

Flattened.
Murdered. Wipeout!

That wasn't the smartest thing
I've ever seen.

He hit me when I wasn't looking.

There's only one dangerous place
on the Reef,

and that's between Troy
and whatever he wants.

Go home, and take care
of yourself.

-Cordelia!
-Troy is my problem,

and I don't want anyone else
getting hurt on my account.

But...

Busy first day, dude.

Yeah.

Listen, I've got to find
my aunt Pearl.

She's supposed to be
this weird

kind of new-age
fortuneteller type.

Sort of cuckoo,
you know, crazy.

Basically insane.

You don't happen to know her,
do you?

Yeah, dude.
She's my mom.

Ohm.

I see it. Yes.

O-Oh, boy.

That doesn't look good.

What do you see?

Will my dreams come true?

Well, that depends.

-On what?
-Do your dreams involve

sitting on a sink next to
a bottle of dishwashing liquid?

This can't be.
My cousin's a luffa.

She's exfoliated some of the
most prominent backsides around.

But I get to scrub pots?

No!

Curse you,
star-crossed destiny!

-[yelps]
-Sponges.

They're all so emotional.

At least she's not sucking
on a clamshell all day

just trying to make you
look pretty.

Sorry, Madge.

-Dude.
-Dylan.

Oh, Pi! You made it.

-You knew I was coming?
-Of course, darling.

While meditating,

my astral form achieved
a transcendent communion

with none other
than the Spirit of the Sea,

and it revealed to me
a vision of your arrival.

Yeah, and a passing porpoise

mentioned you were
in the neighborhood.

Then you know what happened
to my parents.

Oh, Pi, I'm so sorry.

But I think they're
in a better place now.

Yeah. In a sushi bar.

-Can it, starfish.
-Don't hurt me!

The Reef is where
you'll find your destiny, honey.

Give me your fin.
I'll tell your fortune.

Oh, fish.

Wow!

Boy, let's see chapter two.

Mm. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

Hey, I can't wait
to see how this ends.

Here comes the full-on
dorsal-fin probe.

I don't really believe
in that stuff.

But, Pi,
you've got to believe.

The Reef is a place
where dreams come true.

Unless you happen
to be a sponge.

Oh.

Now, Pi,
the Reef is paradise,

and you can go
anywhere you want.

But stay away
from the old wreck.

It's haunted by dead pirates.

-Cool.
-And, most important of all,

we never, ever,
ever go to Flatbottom.

-What's Flatbottom?
-It's a place we never go.

[humming a tune]

Oh, Mom, you're not
going out in public

like that, are you?

I like to have
a little star quality.

Plus, it gives me
more height

and helps to de-emphasize
my, ahem, tail fin.

I'm gonna need some time
to freshen up first.

I got, like, five armpits
over here.

Oh!

[indistinct chatter]

Hold your seahorses.
Is that Ricky Marlin?

No, Mother, it isn't.

No, huh?

But almost.

Oh, hello, Dr. Tang.

-Mwah.
-Oh.

Huh?

He's a very
prominent sturgeon.

You see why I always
try to look my best?

You never know
who you might meet.

Oh, boy.

[grunts and giggles]

What do you think?

[crab]
What? No. Huh?

No, no, it clashes
with the beer can.

I think it'd look better
over here.

[groans] You're crushing
my creative instinct.

Check out the bling-bling
on Miss Thing.

Oh, hello, you two.

More like J-Lo jellyfish.
So crazy.

-Hi!
-Looking good, girlfriend!

Oh, you two
are such fresh fish.

Don't. Stop.

Don't stop.

[both giggle]

Oh, clams.

I'm late for
my healing crystal seminar

-at the monkfish monastery,
-Oh, Mom.

So, Dylan, I want you
to introduce Pi around, okay?

-Yeah. Sure.
-Thanks, sweetie.

-Mwah...
-Dude, no PDPA, remember?

PDPA?

"Public Displays
of Parental Affection."

Excuse me, sir.

I'm not proud.

Aww.

Dude, that was
totally feebish.

You can't be that big a feeb
and expect to hang out with me.

[Pi]
Well, how big a feeb can I be?

Well, you can't be
more than 30% feeb

and no more
than 15% dork.

Hey!

What's that?

[Dylan]
That's the old pirate ship.

-Cool. Come on.
-Oh...

no way, dude. No way.

It's totally off-limits.

Dude, I-I...

Man, don't you listen?

You're not afraid
of ghosts, are you?

No! I'm not afraid
of anything.

But, dude, there's
a totally spooky turtle

that lives in there.

A spooky turtle?

No. No. Yeah. No.

But, yeah--
But he's a wizard turtle.

He's like a...

And he really
doesn't like visitors.

Dude.

Oh, fish!

Okay, can we please just go?
Please?

That's him. You see?

That's Nerissa.

-[loud thump]
-[both scream]

Can we please
not do that again?

So, dude, you think you're
gonna see that Cordelia?

Ugh. Not if she
sees me first.

Don't be negatory, bro.
I think she really liked you.

-She thinks I'm an idiot.
-True.

Well, maybe she likes idiots.

You know, it's kinda
like having a friend
and a pet at the same time.

So how bad is the shark
problem around here?

Well, reef's too shallow
for most sharks,

but Troy comes around.
Whee! Fun for me.

Him and his buddies.

-Why?
-Ohh!

'Cause he's got a thing
for Cordelia, dude.

Don't you listen?

His buddies come mostly
to stuff my head

into a lobster hole.

Yeah, like nobody's
thought of that before.

-Uh-oh.
-What is it?

-[Dylan] Flatbottom.
-[Pi] It's the open sea.

Why is everyone
so afraid of this place?

I'm not afraid!

But we're outside
the wildlife sanctuary.

You see? And this is where
the humans come with their nets

and their-- their hooks
and their sharp things.

Oh.

A net.

[Dylan]
Oh, no.

[both gasp]

[Pi whimpering]

[Dylan]
Bye-bye.

Dylan?

Dylan? Dylan?

Aw, what happened to you,
little fella?

Are you all right?

[screams]

Cordelia!

-Don't panic.
-What is it?

Haven't you ever
seen a lure?

Of course you haven't.
There's no fishing on the Reef.

This must have been carried here
by the current.

-What do I do?
-Don't worry.

Let's go find somebody
who can help.

[Pi]
We need some help over here!

Front and center, girlfriend.
We got emergency.

Look.

Oh, honey.
That is so not you.

I tell you,
these kids today,

with their extreme sports
and their piercings.

Guys, it was an accident.

I thought it was
a smelt in distress.

You were supposed to, honey.

Good likeness.

Looks like a smelt I knew
back in San Francisco.

Ah, what a weekend that was.

Oh, no,
not this story again.

-Can you take it out?
-Absolutely.

But you're going to have
to help me big-time.

-Me?
-Okay.

You lay back like I'm
giving you nice pedicure.

Now what I need you to do,
take her fin.

That's right.
And, honey,

I want you to look
in his eyes, okay?

Okay, Now this
isn't going to hurt...

me.

You gonna be
a big, brave girl.

I will.

She will.

-She was!
-Ha-ha!

-How do you feel?
-Okay, I think.

I guess I was more
scared than hurt.

But I don't know
what I would've done

if you hadn't
been there, Pi.

How'd you wind up
down here?

I made a promise.

Or maybe it's destiny.

Um, there's a big show
tonight at the Amphitheater.

Normally I'd skip it,
but thought...

well, if you want to go...

-[bell clanging]
-Whoo-hoo!

Whoo-hoo!

-Bong, bong!
-[clanging]

Bong, bong!

[laughs]

We got it.

[all chuckle]

Getting and keeping
are two different things.

Back off,
before you get hurt.

[humming a tune]

* Got a date with Cordelia

* 'Cause you're
A big, bad fish, yeah *

Zip it, Harry Codfish, Jr.

-Where have you been?
-I was hiding out.

-[Pi] From who?
-[Dylan] Squidnappers.

They're trying to steal
Nerissa's blue pearl, buddy boy.

Well, come on.

Dude!

Oh, fish!

Now, I'm no fortuneteller,
boys,

but I can predict three things
that aren't gonna happen.

You see, I'm not
gonna get hurt,

I'm not gonna back off,

and you three aren't leaving
here with that pearl.

-We've gotta do something.
-Dude...

getting beat up once a day
ain't good enough?

There's three of 'em.

-Get him!
-Ha ha!

Come on, guys.

[all yell]

Ha!

Hyah!

You took left.

Ow!

Oops. Hmm.

Hey, come back here.

[grunts]
Trick or treat.

[screams and yelps]

[chuckles]

Quit now,
before you're calamari.

I got the sauce right here.
I'm not afraid to use it.

[squid]
That's it, turtle.

Hah!

[screams]

I don't feel so good!

See you later.

[cries out]

-[muffled speech]
-[belches]

Oh, such big heads.
Such tiny brains.

Whoa, turtlely awesome.

Oh! Let's go.

[indistinct chattering]

That old turtle's
unbelievable.

[marlin]
You boys saw Nerissa?

[marlin 2]
Speak up, son.

We saw Nerissa
fight some squids.

He was amazing.

Of course. That's why they
call him el macho tortuga.

Man, he's got the moves
for an old coot.

Oh, sorry about that,
old coots.

-Huh?
-He said, "Old coot."

I did not toot.

Why don't you accuse Manny
for once?

He blasts out more bubbles
than a scuba diver.

What'd you say, man?
Hold up a second.

What'd you say?

That's it, viejo loco.

I've had enough
of your insults.

-En garde!
-[farts]

[marlin 2]
En garde!

Spirit of the Sea,

we ask your help
in contacting Uncle Phil.

He was last seen...

* La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la *

I'm not listening.
I'm not listening to this.

-* La, la, la, la, la, la, la
-What are you doing?

Dude, you saw what was
going on down there,

my mom with all her
voodoo mumbo jumbo.

Those séances are
totally embarrassing.

You know what?
I think you're right.

I think swimming through
the middle of the room, going...

* La, la, la, la
La, la, la, la *

is much more dignified.

So, what's that thing
your mom's always staring at?

Oh, that's the pearl
my dad gave her.

You know the old saying,
"Give a girl a pearl."

Why would anyone want
to give a girl a pearl?

'Cause, if she accepts it,

it means you'll
be together forever.

Anyways, my mom
thinks hers is magic.

Hey, that's what those squids

were trying to steal
from Nerissa, a pearl.

You don't think
he's going to ask some girl

to marry him, do you?

Oh, gross!

No, dude.

He's, like, 200 years old.
That's disgusting.

[shudders]

[indistinct chattering]

[grunts]

-Hi.
-Hey.

[audience cheers]

[band plays fanfare]

It's showtime!

[inhales]

Welcome to
the Reef Amphitheater.

We are proud to present

the Caribbean's
most famous adventurer,

who is here tonight
to tell the thrilling tales

of his encounters with the sea's
most fearsome creatures.

Ladies and gentlemen,
give it up for Thornton

and his backup prawns,
the Kim Chis.

[audience cheers]

[orchestral music plays]

[drumroll]

I could make you all gasp
with just an average story,

for even my typical tales
are scary and gory.

But I know the adventure
you're aching to hear,

the most stupendous

and horrendous battle

of my entire career.

[prawns]
He faced a creature that would
make you faint dead with fear.

The most hideous sea monster
to ever appear.

It had two mouths,
and on each mouth a sneer.

[prawns]
It had two heads

and looked like
a giant brassiere.

I faced a sea monster,
but I didn't make tracks.

I stood face-to-face
and fought off her attacks.

And I know that you'll want
to get all of the facts.

So stick a fin in your ear
and dig out the wax.

[prawns]
Dig the wax from your ears.
You'll seem more debonair,

'cause it looks like you've
stuck two big candles in there.

It was a monstrous sea monster,
the size of a tanker.

-What did you do?
-I capsized and sank her.

And then
were you through?

Not a bit. She was brawny,
and strong as an anchor.

I had to get tough.

I tickled and spanked her.

[prawns]
What an amazing sight.

When it was over, I thanked her,

because I am always polite.

I'm fairly certain
this guy is full of blowfish.

I hear you say, "But."
And you say, "Tut, tut."

-[all gasp]
-Things are not always

what they appear.

I may have gray whiskers
and an oversized rear...

[prawns]
His butt is humongous.

It must weigh a ton.

It frightens small children
and blots out the sun.

[audience snickers]

Are you mad?
You'll ruin me.

[prawns]
It's a big, bulging, billowing
blubber-stuffed rump.

It's bigger by far
than a humpback whale's hump.

[laughter]

Hey. Oh.

Egads. Bring up the music.

Hit it, boys,
quickly.

[prawns, chanting]
Go, Thornton. You're humongous.

-[laughs]
-Go, Thornton. You're humongous.

Go, Thornton.
You're humongous.

-Go, Thornton. You're humongous.
-Thank you.

[audience cheers]

[laughter and chatter]

That was an amazing story.

It's getting late.
I guess I better go.

No, wait. Don't go.

Not yet.

Well, I...

Hey, have you ever
been to the surface?

No.

Come on.

Wow.

See that set of stars
over there?

That's called the Big Dipper.

And that over there
is the Little Dipper.

I had no idea.

[Pi]
And up there is Leo

and, next to it, Gemini.

And see that one over there?

Well, that's me.

Huh?

Those stars
are called Pisces.

"Pi" is short for Pisces.

Beautiful.

[Troy]
Boo.

Let's get out of here.

Hurry, Cordelia.

[laughs]

You'd better be scared.

Well, hello.

Go, Pi. Leave me.

I won't.

-[grunts]
-No.

-[Troy laughs]
-Leave him alone.

Oh, well,
now I'm confused, baby,

because I thought
you wanted to be left alone,

and yet I find you
swimming around

with that piece of chum.

It's none of your business
what I do, Troy.

You don't own me.

I'm a tiger shark, baby.

I own whatever I can take,

and I take whatever I want.

[laughs]

[barracuda]
Troy.

-Can I eat him?
-No, please, me.

Hmm.

Eenie, meeney, miney...

-Troy!
-Oh, what the heck.

Why don't you each
just take half?

No! Troy, if you let them
do this, I'll never forgive you.

Forgiveness?

I don't need
your stinking forgiveness.

[laughs]

Please. Please.

If you don't hurt him...

I'll do anything

Like "anything," anything?

-[grunting]
-If you leave Pi alone,

and promise never to come
to the Reef again,

then I'll...

-I'll...
-Yeah?

accept your pearl.

No.

-Hey!
-Ow.

Let our little chum go.

[both grunt]

Cordelia, you can't.

I will be back
at the next full moon.

Wait 'til you see the pearl

I'm going to bring you,
little girl.

[chuckles]

You'll change your mind
about me then.

Vamanos.

So, baby, when I get back,
be ready.

Oh, I got 30 days
to live it up and party.

Who's the hotshot
who can't be caught?

-[henchmen] Troy!
-Pi.

[Troy] Who's twice as mean
as an ocelot?

[henchmen]
Troy!

Oh, Pi.

[Nerissa]
What could I do?

You know the rules
of the sea.

You can't leave a man
adrift like that.

Ow. My head.

Hmm.

I wouldn't be so hasty, kid.

That shark did quite a number
on your sorry tail.

How did I get here?

Well, the currents brought
you here and dumped you outside.

If it wasn't for
your pretty lady friend--

Cordelia. Is she all right?

She spent the night
bawling at your side.

I finally had
to send her home

to get some peace
and quiet around here.

I've got to stop her.

She's going to accept
Troy's pearl.

I'm sorry, kid.

She seemed very determined
to go through with it.

Then I'll stop Troy.

You're gonna stop
a tiger shark?

Is that what just came out
of your mouth just now?

[sighs]

Yeah.

You're right.

Determined women
and tiger sharks.

You don't pick easy fights,
do you, kid?

Well, what about you?

I ain't helping you
with your love life, kid.

-Forget it.
-Everybody says you're a wizard.

-Oh, do they, now?
-Yeah

And I saw you
beat those squids,

three of 'em at once.

You totally rocked.

Can you help me fight Troy?

Go fight your own
battles, kid.

Please.

Haven't you ever
been in love before?

I'm sorry.

Hey, boychik.

Why the long face?

I bet
it's about a girl.

Did you say Pearl?

Actually, that's my problem.

The girl I like, Cordelia,

she's gonna accept
Troy's pearl.

That Troy's a punk!

Why, back in my day,

we-- we knew how to handle
sharks like that.

Ay caramba,
here we go again.

-You never fought a shark, Jack.
-Oh, yes, I did.

Took on a 25-foot hammerhead
back in '71.

-Really?
-[Jack] Yep.

Poked him right
in the keister,

right where the sun
never shined. Ha ha!

He'll never forget me.
I'll guarantee you that.

I wouldn't put a whole lot of
stock in what Jack says, chico.

You calling me crazy?

You questioning
my credibility, boy?

For about the tenth time
today, yes!

All right, that's it.
Put 'em up.

-En garde!
-[farts]

[both yell]

Wow.

Hey, would you guys
help me fight Troy?

Get the seacup
out of your mouth, son.

Speak up.

He wants us
to fight the shark.

-Um...
-[farts]

Ay, ay, ay.

My back.

Man, these cartilage
crabs are killing me.

Ugh.

Well, you see,

we're what you call
past our prime.

Past our prime?

We're old and feeble
and over the hill.

We're nearly buried, boychik.

Listen, fighting, it's--

it's a young man's game.

You need someone with a little
more "oomph" to his swim,

if you know
what I'm talking about,

someone more robust
and sportin'.

Thornton? What about Thornton?

That's it.
Someone more like Thornton.

Thornton? Ugh!

Well, what have I got to lose?

Did I ever tell you boys
about the time I freed Willy?

-Oy.
-Ay caramba.

Now there's one minor change
I want to make to the act.

There will be
no further references

to my rear end.

[all giggle]

You will cease comparing
its size and appearance

to, A, a tugboat,

B, the planet Jupiter,

-or C--
-[Pi] Mr. Thornton?

You're a little early
for the show, my boy.

My girl's engaged
to a shark.

[prawns]
Shark? Aah!

Shark? Where? Where?

-My girl's engaged to a shark.
-Oh! Oh!

Your girl's
engaged to a shark.

Shocking.
Absolutely shocking.

He's gonna take
Cordelia away.

-[prawns] Aww.
-[Pi] I need your help.

Will you fight him?

You want me
to fight a shark?

You've come unhinged, lad.

I thought you fought
a sea monster

as big as an oil tanker.

Who said that?

You did. Last night.

I did? Oh, yes,
that's right. I did.

Yes, but you see,
that doesn't count,

because I said it in rhyme.

That is what we call
poetical license.

[prawns]
Huh?

-You mean you lied.
-[Thornton] Well, I-I...

I may have exaggerated
for dramatic effect.

And, anyway, I'm sure I said
it was more the size of a kayak.

-[prawns] Hmm.
-[Pi] Thanks for nothing.

Don't worry, lad.

There's plenty more fish
in the sea. Ha ha!

Ugh. Well?

Would you fight a shark?

You're nothing
but a big phony.

-That's right.
-[groans]

[chuckling]

All right, I got the most
beautiful girl on the Reef.

Now I just gotta find
the most beautiful pearl.

But, Troy, finding something
like that could take months.

-Yeah.
-Ow!

If we were morons.

Who's got the best one
on the reef?

Hey. Nerissa.

He has a blue pearl.

It's the only one
on the whole Reef, see?

Perfect. Go get it.
Bring it back.

Problem solved.

They say he's kind of tough,
this Nerissa

Are you telling me

that you are not tougher
than a...

duh-duh-duh-duh-doo...

turtle?

Well, uh...

* Who can part the sea
Like Charlton Heston? *

-[both] Troy.
-* Who's tougher than you all *

* Even when he's
Just restin'? *

-[both] Troy.
-* Who's gonna do what I say *

* Or find themselves
In my large intestine? *

[both]
Uh... us?

That's right.

[chuckles]

What am I gonna do?

[Dylan]
Pi!

I'm not worthy.
I'm not worthy.

Dylan, what are you doing?

Dude, you are my idol, dude.
Don't play dumb with me, man.

You didn't come home last night

from your hot date
with Cordelia.

But don't worry.
I got you covered with Mom.

So, details, please.

I got beat up by Troy,

and Cordelia agreed
to accept his pearl.

-What?
-She agreed to accept

Troy's pearl
if he stopped pummeling my head.

So the date
didn't go well?

Not exactly.

-Duck!
-[yelps]

[eel]
I don't feel good about this.

-Dude, what the--
-Shh!

Everyone says
the old turtle is a wizard.

They say the old shipwreck he
lives on is haunted with ghosts.

It sounds spooky.

-Aah!
-You know what you are?

You're a disgrace
to vicious predators, see?

If Troy tells us to go
steal Nerissa's pearl,

then we go steal
Nerissa's pearl. You got it?

[eel]
Okay, I'll do it.

[barracuda] Okay, Magellan.
Which way's the shipwreck?

[eel]
It's this way.

-[slap]
-[eel] Ow!

[barracuda]
Wrong way, dummy.

Whew. That was close, dude.

Come on.
We gotta warn Nerissa.

Dude.

Oh, fish.

Dude!

[whispers]
Nerissa.

-Nerissa.
-Oh, well. No one's home.

We tried. Bye-bye.

[straining]

-Nerissa.
-Dude, nobody's here.

And, if they are,
they don't want to be disturbed.

Let's just go. Uh-oh.

Well, look who we got here.

-Oh, God, no.
-Agh!

Let go of me.

All right, stupid.

First we get them,
then the pearl.

-[Dylan screaming]
-[panting] Hey!

We're coming
for you, chum.

Ow! Dylan!

[shrieks]

Hey. They're down there.
Come on.

Bart.

-[Bart] Come on.
-[whimpers]

I don't like this.

Stop your whining.

No, come on. Let's go.
Let's go. We gotta go.

No! We can't let them
get Nerissa's pearl.

I'm just-- just--

Don't freak on me.
I'll figure something out.

[groaning echoes]

Hey, what is that?

It's-- I don't know.

[ghostly moaning]

-[screaming]
-Whoa!

[both screaming]

-Whoa.
-[Nerissa] Not bad.

Huh?

Not bad at all.

You got more nerve
than I thought.

Maybe I can do something

about with your little problem
with Troy.

Be here tomorrow, sunrise,
begin your training.

My what?

My training?

Dude, you're gonna teach Pi
how to fight Troy?

I'm gonna teach the kid
how to defeat Troy.

Sunrise.
Not one second later.

[laughs]

-Cool.
-Dude!

[Pearl]
Pi.

I can't let you go.

I've heard from
the ethereal netherworld,

and they think this is
an incredibly stupid idea.

You said I'd find
my destiny on the Reef.

Well, I did.

And I'm about to lose her,
just like I lost my parents.

I couldn't do anything
to save them,

and maybe I can't
save Cordelia,

but, Aunt Pearl,
I've gotta try.

Eh, I'm gonna regret this.

All right, kid, we're gonna
take a trip through the Canyon,

and, if you can keep up

and if you're still in one piece
at the end, then we'll go on.

If not, I'll send what's left
of you home in a doggy bag.

I can keep up.

We'll see about that, kid.

This is nothing.
I can go twice as fast as this.

It isn't what you can do
on the straightaway, kid.

It's the turns
that'll get you.

[yells]

The Reef isn't just
a pretty place to sightsee.

It can be your best weapon.

But to use it
against your opponent,

you gotta master it yourself.

[cackles]

Elkhorn coral. Razor sharp.

If you're lucky, it'll just
scrape off a patch of skin.

Aah!

[Nerissa]
If you're unlucky,

you'll get to see
your own skeleton.

Fire coral.

One touch, and it can burn
a hole right through your fin.

Aah!

This section of the canyon
is called Bottleneck Alley.

Some folks find a dark,
enclosed space disorienting.

Agh! Ow.

Plus, there's a lot of rocks
for them to bump their head on.

[Pi panting]

Remember this place, kid.

I will ask questions later.

See you tomorrow.
Same time, same place.

If we get
the crazy lady's pearl,

maybe Troy'll forgive us.

For what happened at the wreck?
He already has.

-Are you sure?
-Yeah.

I told him it was your fault.

What?

That isn't true.

What's your point?

You are a liar.

Of course I lied.
I'm an evil henchman.

I am an evil henchman also.

You're not evil.

I am so.

If you were evil,

you wouldn't care
about me lying.

You think I'd care
if you told lies about me?

I wouldn't tell lies
about you.

Exactly,

because you
are not evil.

I'm kind of evil.

[Nerissa]
All right, so you're pretty fast
and agile for a fish.

-I'll give you that.
-But, still,

I'm tiny compared to Troy.

Yeah, and Troy's tiny
compared to the sea.

You learn to make
the ocean work for you,

and size won't matter.

You get water dense enough,
and it becomes a weapon.

Whoa!

What are you doing?

-[Nerissa grunts]
-Whoa!

Oh, please.

Help!

Nerissa!

Step right up,
ladies and gentleman.

-Place your bets.
-Aah!

No! What? Please!

-Oh, I'm gonna be sick.
-A fish getting seasick?

Now I've seen everything.

-[croaking]
-No barfing on the poop deck.

[groans]

[Max]
Yes, yes, yes.

I want her
to wear it up.

Way up for her next
photo spread.

That is supreme.

Now tease it.
Tease it. Tease it!

You're squeezing it.
I said tease it!

Don't get huffy with me,
crab face.

I scratch your eyes out.

Ach du lieber.

This is so you.

I just love it.

Please. Seashells
were so last year.

The shells are fine.

Oh, honey,
you look so beautiful.

-[Cordelia sighs]
-Oh, babe, don't look so glum.

I wish I had two boys
fighting over me.

What are you
talking about?

-Max, what's he talking about?
-Shh! Shh! Shh!

Darling, you have enough
on your mind.

I don't want you worrying
about some riffraff Romeo.

The girl has got
a right to know.

I second that.

Well, your admirer, the red one
with the cute white stripe.

-You mean Pi?
-He's been working out

with that crazy old
wizard turtle,

learning how to fight so he can
beat up Troy when he comes.

No.

I hope it wasn't
anything I said.

I don't like fighting.
I like loving.

* Eddie's not evil
Eddie's not evil *

Shut up. I am so.

See? I said, "Shut up."

That's not evil.
That's just rude.

Well, my mom always said

rudeness is the root
of all evil.

Aha. I win.

Evil henchmen don't talk
about their mothers.

No.

[Nerissa]
All right, playtime's over.

I've shown you ways to confuse
and trap your opponent,

but, to stay ahead
of those sharp teeth,

you must train yourself to move
and react faster than him.

Let's see what you can do.

Swim the obstacle course
as fast as you can.

-Go!
-[bell clangs]

Swim like your life
depended on it.

'Cause it just might.

Come on.
Put some fish oil into it.

-[Pi panting]
-All right, now, up the mast.

Over the sail.

-[panting]
-Watch out!

Whoa!

[grunts]

I guess I should have
explained myself.

The idea of an obstacle course
is to avoid the obstacles.

Now, if the idea was
to demolish my home

with your face,

you'd be doing great.

-Try it again!
-But--

And this time, do it fast!

[panting]
Do it fast? What...

-Go!
-[bell clangs]

Pi.

Cordelia.

I can't let you do it, Pi.

I make my own decisions,
and I've chosen Troy.

-Because you love him?
-He promised he'd leave you

and the Reef alone.

Do you really believe
he'll keep his promise?

I have to believe it.

If you can believe in him...

then why can't you
believe in me?

[sighs]

Did you hear about the kid
who's gonna fight Troy?

[girl] Like we don't have
enough problems with Troy.

This is only gonna
make him madder.

Exactly. And who's he
gonna take it out on?

Us.

Well, maybe after
he eats the kid,

he'll feel too bloated
and lethargic

to chase anybody else.

Good point.

You shouldn't swim for at least
half an hour after eating,

so maybe he'll get a cramp
and we can all hide.

[sighs]

Spirit of the Sea,

it's Pearl calling.

Um, you know, I know
it might be too much to ask

that Pi actually win,

though who would it hurt?

But, please, if everyone
could at least be there for him

when the time comes,

well, I'd really owe you one.

[sea gulls squawking]

Percy? I had
the strangest dream.

Me, too.

Was it about Pi?

Yes. I have a feeling

something awful
is about to happen.

Not evil.

I am so evil.

Not evil. I win.

[in deep voice]
Eddie, I am your father.

Join me.

Oh, wait.
You're not evil enough.

Stop now.

You know it gives me
the willies.

[normal voice] Evil henchmen
don't get the willies.

They give the willies.

You don't have one evil scale
all over you.

Yes, we're all
very scared down here,

but must you be so loud?

[yelps]

See? I am evil.

Now, let's go get
that pearl.

[grumbles]

Nerissa...

how come you live
in that old wreck?

Why don't you live on the Reef
with everyone else?

What are you, a priest?

Well...

-no.
-Good.

'Cause I don't remember
going to confession.

Now listen. You think
you're fast, and maybe you are.

-But so is Troy.
-I know.

But the ocean's
faster than both of you.

Come on.

Whoa!

This is the West Indies Current.

Come on.

Oh, this is great.

Why don't all fish do this?

Because we're not the only ones
using the current.

Portuguese man o' war.

One of the deadliest creatures
in the ocean.

Notice the tentacles?

Almost transparent.

Easy to swim
right into 'em.

One touch, and a big fish
is paralyzed.

One touch,
and a fish your size is dead.

Dead!

What happened?

Someone broke in
and stole Mom's pearl.

This is a bad omen,
dude.

Stop it, Dylan.

There's nothing mystical
about this.

Honestly, I don't know
where you get that from.

We just got robbed, kids.
It happens,

even in the nicest
of neighborhoods.

I'm, um--

I'm just, um, going to clean up
down here, is all.

Good night.

Oh! It's a sign.

It's a terrible sign.

-[Pearl sobbing]
-My dad gave her that pearl.

Hey, dude,
forget all this, huh?

We'll run away
and find your friend Percy.

We'll migrate
with the dolphins.

-Porpoises.
-Whatever.

I wish we could, Dyl,

but I made a promise.

To who, Cordelia?

Dude, she doesn't even
want you to fight Troy.

Maybe not,
but if I break my word,

she'll have to go off
with Troy,

and I'll have
to live with that.

Pi, I take back
what I said before.

You're 100% nondork.

Oh, dude, sorry. I--

That was the uncoolest thing
I've ever done.

[chuckles]
It's o--

And you're 99% feeb-free.

[grunting]

[cackles]

What's that, Captain?

How am I supposed to know
what's wrong with him?

Maybe he's one of those
farm-fresh fish or something.

Genetic malcontents.

Look, this is stupid.

I thought you were gonna
teach me how to fight like you.

I don't stand a chance.

Hey!

Get away from there.

Don't ever touch it again.
Do you understand?

[Pi]
I-I'm sorry.

What's the big deal?

[Nerissa]
It's the pearl I gave my wife.

It's all I
have left of her.

It used to be
folks stuck together.

And then they put in
the wildlife sanctuary,

and everybody forgot
what it was like to be hunted.

When my wife got hooked
out on Flatbottom,

I begged for help.

But nobody came.

They all hid on the Reef,
where it's safe.

I'm sorry.

Listen, kid,
I never told you

I'd teach you
how to fight the shark.

I never would,
'cause you'd never win.

-Then, what--
-I told you

I'd teach you how
to defeat him.

-But how?
-With your brain.

Now use it.

What's stronger than Troy?
Bigger? Faster?

The sea. But what's to stop him
from using it against me?

Troy always picks on folks
who are smaller and weaker.

He's never had to learn about
things bigger than himself.

I understand how to use
all this to avoid Troy,

but how do I defeat him?

You offer something he wants,

and then give him something
he doesn't want.

You're shark bait, kid,
like it or not.

And the Reef's the hook.

[laughing]

[marlin]
Hey, boychik.

Hey, Moe.

You look limper
than a slice of lox.

I guess he's being
pretty tough on you, huh?

Yeah, he was always like that,
the vilde chaye.

-You know him?
-Nerissa? Oh, sure.

We were all of us pretty close,
back before his--

Well, that's a long story.

You better go back
to bed, boychik.

If I know that old turtle,

tomorrow's only
gonna be worse.

Listen, Pi,
if you get a chance,

you tell Nerissa--

You tell him Moe says hi

and, uh, that I'm sorry.

[indistinct chattering]

Well, it's my last day
of training.

Oh, Pi.

I...

I see a great destiny
for you, my darling.

Really? Are you
just making that up?

What are you, kidding me?
I could lose my license.

You're talking to someone that
read the fin of the cod-father.

I'm telling you,
I see love, honesty, courage.

You are destined
for great things,

and don't you forget it,
mister.

[panting]

-[breathing heavily]
-[Nerissa] Pretty good, kid,

but we still got
some work to do.

Hmm.

-Ah!
-Un-fishin' believable.

What's that, Captain? Huh?

The captain is embarrassed
for you,

and he doesn't even exist.

You can tell the captain
I get the point.

-[yells]
-Oh!

You're ready.

-I am?
-Well, you better be.

[crowd, chanting]
Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy! Troy!

You know, I just want
to thank everybody here

for coming to my bachelor party.

I feel like the luckiest shark
in the whole world.

I never though you would be
the first one to go, squirt.

So it's the old ball and chain
for the little shrimp.

[chuckles]

It'll never last.

Man, I love you dudes.

You know I got the hottest babe
on the Reef.

But more importantly,

I got the best buds
that a shark could ever have.

[all]
Who's going to have
a good time tonight

before the old ball and chain
takes away his bite?

Troy!

[Cordelia]
Beautiful, huh?

Cordelia?

What are you
doing here?

I like to come up here,

because it reminds me
of you.

You need to make a wish.

What'd you wish for?

That you come to your senses
before tomorrow.

S-S-S-Shark!

[fish screaming]

-Where's Pi?
-Now you show up?

Model schmodel.

That brave boy
has left already.

No!

I've gotta stop him.

Cordelia, wait!

We should have stopped Troy
a long time ago,

but we were all
too scared.

Well, I won't let Pi
throw his life away

standing up for fish who won't
even stand up for themselves.

[both gasp]

Who decides
if it's life or death?

Who can eat
a whole school of salmon

and still have
minty fresh breath?

-[Bart and Eddie] Troy.
-Who ain't afraid

of no fishing pole?

Who makes the babes
all lose control?

Who can't be flushed down
no toilet bowl?

Troy.

Well, well, well.

Chicken of the sea.

If you want to take Cordelia,

you'll have to go
through me first.

It would be my pleasure, chum.

You guys stay back,

'cause this one is mine.

[growls]

[Pi panting]

You're just prolonging
the agony.

Actually,
I'm postponing the agony.

What's the matter, Troy?

Can't keep up
with a piece of chum?

You are so-- Oh! Aah! --dead.

You gotta catch me first.

Here I come.

Ow! That hurt.

[laughs]

Oh! Elkhorn coral.

Razor sharp.

[Troy screams]

Fire coral.

Wouldn't want to touch that.

[screams]

Uh-oh, tight squeeze up ahead.

[growls]

[straining]

[Troy laughs]

[yelling]

No, please. Stop. Stop.

[grunts]

Oh, no. No, no, no, no. stop.

Stop spinning!

I'm gonna hurl!

A seasick shark?
Now I've seen everything.

Welcome to Bottleneck Alley.

[laughs]

[panting and grunting]

I gotcha.

[screams]

[straining]
No! No!

Troy, I can't beat you
in a fight,

but I can certainly
outthink you.

Help me!

-[grunts] Help me.
-[camera shutters click]

[Troy]
Guys, help me, please.
I'm endangered species.

Cheese.

Hmm?

[Troy]
Come on, guys.

[man]
Yeah, yeah, that's good.

No!

[laughs]

Uh-oh.

[laughing]
Oh!

Yeah, out of Reef
and out of luck, buddy.

-[bell clangs]
-Whoa! Hey!

I've got you now.

[whimpers and screams]

Argh!

Get him, you idiots!

[Bart]
We're coming for you, chum.

[whimpers]

[grunts]

Time you boys got the boot!

Aah! Whoa! Whoa!

Wait.

Oh, what do you want?

You took my mom's pearl.
Give it back.

Chunky boy here
wants to fight?

Give it back.

Wait!

Bart, I'm scared.

What'd I say
about going in my hole?

What'd I say?
It's my hole.

You gonna pay the price.
Here come the pinching.

[Bart]
Wait! Ow! Stop! Ah!

I'm sorry. Ow!

-[Eddie] Oh, my.
-Hey, Troy.

Nobody makes those idiots
look like idiots except me.

Ready to go
for a big ride, Troy?

[roars]

Portuguese men of war.

[shrieks]

[Pi laughs]

Watch out for the tentacles.

[screaming]

No!

Aah!

[groaning]

[Cordelia]
Pi.

Stay back, guys.

Be careful.

[both scream]

[grunts]

Kid, you all right?

Nerissa!

[grunts]

Ah, yeah.

Nerissa.

I was wondering
where that little squirt

picked up all his moves.

Too bad, pops.

Looks like you didn't
live up to your legend.

[yells]

Aah! Huh? Huh?

-Come on!
-Oh, no.

-[straining]
-Here, here.

-Ow.
-Told you.

They hate this.

Ay caramba.

You got to get
out of here.

No.

Keep your distance, tiburon,

or we'll chop you into ceviche.

-What do you think you're doing?
-Helping out an old friend.

Like we should have done
a long time ago.

Oye, ve tranquilo.

Get back! Get back!

Get back right now!

Ha! Yes!

I got you now, chum.

-[roars]
-Put 'em up. Put 'em up.

Huh? What the...

[grunts]

Have at you, varlet.

[straining]

Take that and this
and there.

-[lips babbling]
-[roars]

Ah! I am largely blubber.

My rear end alone contains
a fatal dose of cholesterol.

-[howls]
-He shoots. He scores!

Ow!

I can't move it.

Perhaps we can move it
together, dear.

Mum!

[sighs and groans]

Pants, I was robbed.
Ref, I want instant replay

-right now.
-[snarls]

Percy!

-The net.
-Pi, no.

Don't do this, dude.

It's the only way.

Pi, be careful.

-Help.
-[Pi] Troy.

This is between us.

Well, maybe
a little squirt like you

can hide on the Reef,

but we're in open water now.

There's no way
you can outrun me here.

Oh, yeah?
We'll see about that.

[Troy laughing]

Oh, you are dead.

[cackles]

-Whoa, whoa, what's this?
-Got you.

If I'm going,
I'm taking you with me.

I don't think so.

[roaring]

Whoo!

Help!

Help, guys, please.

No!

[excited chatter]

Who's the shark
who's mean and rotten,

and going to be served
with potatoes au gratin?

[all]
Troy.

Who's going to find himself
coated in batter,

featured on
seafood sampler platter?

[all]
Troy!

That was a fairly insane thing

you all just did.

Well, you know, we thought
maybe you and the boychik

could use a little help.

Anything for an old amigo.

Oh, Dylan. My baby.

Oh, I'm so proud.

Mom, I...

Oh.

Ahem. Excuse me.
I think you dropped this.

Oh, no. That belongs
to my awesome mother.

[laughs]
Oh.

Why, thank you...

Doctor.

[purrs]

Thank you, Nerissa.

You can keep your thanks.

And, uh, you can take this
off my hands.

But...

this belongs to you.

A long time ago, I gave it
to the girl of my dreams.

We would have passed it on
to our son, if we had one

and if he turned out
like you.

I don't know what to say.

You know what to say.

I'm just not the one
you need to say it to.

Cordelia?

Oh, Pi.

Ohh.

That's the sweetest
thing ever.

I do believe in you.

Cordelia.

[prawns laughing]
They're kissing!

Wunderbar.

What?

Ah, come on.

-Whoo!
-Ha ha! Let's go.

Wow! Yeah!

-Say...
-Sorry.

[both]
Whoo!

The townsfolk said,
"Pi, you can't possibly win.

"He'll swallow your head

and pick his teeth
with your fin."

But Pi was determined.

He refused to despair.

And I know it's all true,
for, you see...

I was there.

[prawns giggling]