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You know, Rover,
ever since we battled Blarg,
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everything's been perfect
and everyone's been happy.
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-June's moved into the treehouse
-[video game sounds]
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and everyone's totally buddy-buddy.
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And we have zero problems.
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[June] You're the smelliest thing
in this apocalypse!
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[Quint]
Living with you is the end of the world!
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-[June] Ugh!
-Gah!
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-Did you just throw my shoe?!
-You're lucky I didn't throw you!
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-I'd like to see you try!
-I bet you would!
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Well, maybe we have one or two problems.
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Ugh! Quint, filling the bestiary
could help us figure out
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where those monsters came from,
or how all this happened.
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So we have to be organized.
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I was the editor of the school paper
and I know exactly how to do this.
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June, I am a scientist.
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Believe me, I know how best
to construct the bestiary.
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A photo and all pertinent facts
for each creature
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shall be logged alphabetically.
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You dorks! All we gotta know is,
is this monster mean?
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How do we destroy it?
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And is anyone ever gonna
clean the bathroom?!
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-This is ridiculous!
-You threw my shoe!
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You guys are the real dumbbells!
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[all speaking at once]
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Ugh. Now it's like we're all
at each other's throats in this treehouse.
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I just want us to be one big, perfect,
happy buddy family.
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-[audience cheers and applause]
-How was everyone's day?
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-Look what I caught today!
-[audience laughs]
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-Looks like we have dinner! Thanks, June.
-[audience laughs]
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And I put the finishing touches
on my explosive zombie disruptor.
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-Now where did I put it?
-[toilet flushing]
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-Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
-[audience laughs]
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-[Jack, June] Classic Quint.
-[audience cheers and applause]
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[all laughing]
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-[June] Yeah, Quint?
-Ow!
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[Quint]
Hey! My other shoe!
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Rover, we need something
to unite everyone,
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remind everyone we're a team.
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[Rover whimpers, pants]
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Like when on
our battling-and-defeating-Blarg quest!
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A zombie would be a better roommate
than you two!
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With a zombie,
at least I'd be able to hear myself think!
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Nobody can hear themselves think!
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-A quest!
-[fanfare]
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We're going questing!
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Don't you see what this is?
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It's not just a bestiary.
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It's a gateway to questing fun!
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Because we're questers!
We're heroic heroes of heroicism!
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It's the end of the world
and we're still here.
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We're still standing! You know why?
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'Cause we don't have enough chairs?
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Because we're a team!
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So stop arguing
and start lacing up your sneakers!
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Mine are outside.
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We're going on a quest together.
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-And what are we questing for?
-Fun!
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At the funnest end-of-the-world place
anyone ever heard of!
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The mall.
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[Muzak playing]
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[all] Aaah!
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[Jack]
I don't remember the mall being so deadly!
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The good news is,
we found another monster for our bestiary!
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Yeah, that's what's important right now.
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Indeed! We must name
our monstrous new discovery.
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How about...
Ugh! Ohh! Aah!
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[zombies moaning]
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-Gotcha!
-Ah, ah, wha! Wha!
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Huh. Worry about the name later.
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Maybe it can wait a little!
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[screeching]
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Split up!
It can't follow all four of us.
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Copy that.
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[panting] What?!
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We were supposed to split.
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I always split left. June knows that.
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That's literally never come up.
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I love it. Great minds thinking alike.
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A real team. Just a classic quest.
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[snarls, screeches]
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[shoes squeak]
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[screeching]
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Jack! Throw it!
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Oh, right. The boomerang.
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-[static]
-Boomerang!
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A rang that goes boom.
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Designed to
distract and disorient monsters.
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Another fine product brought to you by
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Quint's Post-Apocalyptic Action Adventure
Supplies, Inc.
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-[static]
-Hey! Wormburger! You rang?
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Ohh...
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[screeches]
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-Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!
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[all] Aah!
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[snarling, screeching]
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-[roars]
-[crashing]
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[Jack]
That worked just like I planned.
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Whoo! He's gone. Probably forever.
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Oh, please.
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I'm sure you're a hundred percent right.
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OK, slight adventure hiccup.
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But the quest is back on track!
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Our goal: have as much fun as possible!
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-Your happy meters are going to explode!
-[video game beeping]
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Sorry, our what meters?
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Well, you may have a point.
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I mean, wow,
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the whole mall.
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What are we going to do?
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The question isn't
what are we going to do?
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-The question is...
-What aren't we going to do?
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Was that going to be the question?
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I suspect
that was going to be the question.
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[sighs] Y-Yes, Quint.
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[laughs]
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[upbeat music playing]
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[chomps]
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-[rattling]
-[bangs]
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[laughing]
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Hmm.
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[banging]
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[rattling]
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[laughing]
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[whistling]
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[bike bell ringing]
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Huh! Follow the leader, boys.
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[laughs]
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-[June laughs]
-[Jack vibrating] Uh-uh-uh.
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[Dirk, Jack laughing]
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-Ha!
-[blowing]
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So long, slowpokes!
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Ha! And Quint takes the lead.
[gasps]
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End of the world means...
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Ah! Ugh! Ah!
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-[splashing]
-[gurgles]
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Free video games!
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Whoo-hoo!
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[gasps] Ha ha!
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[rubbing]
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Whoa. Epic!
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Is that...
Ah-huh!
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Battlefort 2 armor?!
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Save and protect the entire galaxy.
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I am totally taking this!
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Just need a way to get it out of here.
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Unh! Unh!
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Unh-ah!
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Unh!
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-Ugh!
-[Rover barks]
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[panting, whines]
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Buddy! Your timing is awesome!
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-[panting]
-Ugh.
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-And your breath needs work.
-[howls]
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[gasps]
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[laughs]
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-[clinks]
-[laughs]
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Huaw! Ya! Ya!
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Waa!
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[laughs]
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[laughing]
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-Crazy.
-Oh, man.
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Fishing rod.
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[video game sounds]
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[shutter clicks]
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Rover, please carry our loot
back to Big Mama.
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[barking]
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Well, guys, shall we say, uh,
quest complete?
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Now, let's skedaddle.
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Uh, I forgot.
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[June] That big worm monster
destroyed our way out.
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The big worm monster?
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Ugh! We gotta
come up with a better name.
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Seriously!
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Uh, no worries. Plenty of exits.
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-[moaning]
-[buzzer]
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[buzzer]
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-[snarling]
-[buzzer]
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Jack! Your quest
has trapped us in the mall
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with oodles of super fun zombies!
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Uh, yeah, but uh, stuff! Loot!
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We got good gear and also fun
while having fun together.
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Yeah, if you think dying together's fun.
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[sighs] Split up. Look for a way out.
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And stay on the walkie.
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[Jack] OK, I'll just be here.
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Walking in this direction.
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[spritzes]
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-[zombies moaning]
-[screeching]
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Ya! Ugh! Ya! Ugh!
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Oh, I hate when brute force
isn't the answer.
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Ooh!
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[squeaks]
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[gasps]
Poor choice. Poor choice!
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[squelching]
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[wind gusts]
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-Ah! Ugh.
-[banging]
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Ha-ha! An exit. Yes!
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[zombies moaning]
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-Hmm.
-[June on walkie] Anyone have any luck?
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[Dirk on walkie]
Sure, I found a bunch of ways out.
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I just didn't tell anyone.
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[Quint on walkie]
I do believe that's sarcasm.
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[June on walkie]
I asked a simple question, but no!
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[sighs]
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Escape or stay here for a family dinner?
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Hmm. No question.
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[on walkie]
Guys, I found exactly what we need!
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[zombies moaning]
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[dish breaks]
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[Jack]
Exactly what we need!
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A family dinner.
We can't quest on empty tummies.
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Great! You brought us to the food court,
and we're the buffet!
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Jack, we need a way out of here.
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It's even better than a way out!
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Don't you see?
Our quest just got leveled up.
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Now, it's a quest for fun,
by way of eating our way
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through the ultimate-endless-
food-court-smorgasbord quest!
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[all]
Stop saying quest!
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[stomachs growling]
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-I could stand to eat.
-Great!
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Just need an awesome brilliant strategy
to get down there.
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[Quint]
The safest approach would be
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first to knock the zombies
out of commission,
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-and then...
-Not bad,
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but I have a better idea.
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-What if...
-Ah, here we go again.
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-What?
-Nothing.
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I'm sure your plan will be great.
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After all, you know the best way
to do everything.
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You know the best way to build a bestiary,
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-the best way to...
-Dude! That's not what I was...
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Let me know when you two are done!
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-If you would let me finish...
-If I let you finish,
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you still would be not ever finished!
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Please, don’t let me get...
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OK, good discussion. My rushed plan it is.
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OK. You know what?
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Action hero escalator slide!
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No, no, not down the middle!
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Ah! Ooh! Ow! Ugh!
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Learned that the hard way.
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Oof! Oof! Ah! Ah! Ugh!
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[Jack]
Um, on second thought,
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guys, never mind, terrible plan,
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help me right away, no delay... ah!
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-[June, Quint, Dirk laugh]
-Ah, thanks, guys.
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Thanks a lot.
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-[zombies moaning]
-[video game sounds]
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Hmm.
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[video game sounds]
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Hmm.
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[video game sounds]
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Hmm.
255
00:10:27,583 --> 00:10:29,458
Hmm. Hangnail.
256
00:10:30,291 --> 00:10:31,124
What?
257
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,958
We're doing a buddy-buddy-
unspoken-mission-planning thing.
258
00:10:34,041 --> 00:10:36,458
Just tell me when it's time
to do strong guy stuff.
259
00:10:36,541 --> 00:10:38,499
[Jack] Ugh! I'm OK.
260
00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:40,874
Quint! Mood music, please.
261
00:10:40,958 --> 00:10:41,791
[clicks]
262
00:10:41,874 --> 00:10:43,999
-[pop music playing]
-[zombies moaning]
263
00:10:44,083 --> 00:10:45,291
Unh.
264
00:10:45,874 --> 00:10:46,708
-Huh.
-Huh!
265
00:10:46,791 --> 00:10:49,749
-[zombie moans]
-Would you like to drive, m'lady?
266
00:10:49,833 --> 00:10:51,166
Yeah, I would.
267
00:10:51,249 --> 00:10:52,958
Stop trying to be super cool, huh?
268
00:10:53,041 --> 00:10:55,541
But that's the only way
I know how to beeee!
269
00:10:55,624 --> 00:10:58,124
-[zombies moaning]
-[Jack and June laugh]
270
00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,666
[spits]
271
00:10:59,749 --> 00:11:01,041
[zombies moaning]
272
00:11:06,916 --> 00:11:08,166
The rope, Quint! Now!
273
00:11:08,249 --> 00:11:09,166
Unh!
274
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:10,999
Got it!
275
00:11:11,083 --> 00:11:12,249
[zombies moaning]
276
00:11:20,958 --> 00:11:22,041
[zombies moaning]
277
00:11:23,791 --> 00:11:25,166
Nice strategy, dude.
278
00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,499
Thanks. Newspaper editor brain.
279
00:11:27,583 --> 00:11:29,208
All about seeing the big picture.
280
00:11:29,291 --> 00:11:30,624
[zombies moaning]
281
00:11:30,708 --> 00:11:32,624
Premature fist-bump, friends!
282
00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:35,833
Remember, we don't hurt the zombies
too bad.
283
00:11:35,916 --> 00:11:37,958
It's not their fault
they're brain nibblers.
284
00:11:38,041 --> 00:11:40,208
-[crunches]
-[Dirk] All right!
285
00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:44,166
Was it time for me to do a thing?
It felt like it was.
286
00:11:44,249 --> 00:11:45,333
Let's eat!
287
00:11:45,416 --> 00:11:47,499
-[zombies moaning]
-[pop music playing]
288
00:11:49,041 --> 00:11:50,166
[chomps]
289
00:11:50,249 --> 00:11:51,916
-Mmm!
-[chomps]
290
00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:54,416
-Unh!
-[Dirk laughs]
291
00:11:54,499 --> 00:11:55,833
-Ya!
-Ugh.
292
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,333
[all laughing]
293
00:11:58,416 --> 00:12:01,166
[all sighing]
294
00:12:01,249 --> 00:12:04,041
Gang, the quest has been completed.
295
00:12:04,124 --> 00:12:06,791
Shall we head back to the treehouse
for video games,
296
00:12:06,874 --> 00:12:09,541
unnecessary dessert,
a possible burp contest,
297
00:12:09,624 --> 00:12:10,708
-and...
-Head back?
298
00:12:10,791 --> 00:12:12,041
Wait a minute. How?
299
00:12:12,124 --> 00:12:14,041
We still don't have a way out.
300
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,291
Unless... Jack?
301
00:12:16,374 --> 00:12:19,166
Jack?
Did you find a way out?
302
00:12:19,249 --> 00:12:21,458
Jack?
Did you not tell us?
303
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:24,083
Stop saying, "Jack?"
304
00:12:24,166 --> 00:12:26,999
OK, yes, I found a way out.
305
00:12:27,083 --> 00:12:28,166
-[Quint] I knew it!
-Ugh!
306
00:12:28,249 --> 00:12:29,833
This food court feast was wrapped
307
00:12:29,916 --> 00:12:31,208
-in deceit!
-But in my defense,
308
00:12:31,291 --> 00:12:33,958
I didn't tell you
because I didn't want to ruin the quest!
309
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:36,249
So instead, you left us
trapped in the mall with zombies?
310
00:12:36,333 --> 00:12:39,041
You were all still arguing! Ow!
311
00:12:39,124 --> 00:12:41,249
Enough with the shoe-throwing already!
312
00:12:41,333 --> 00:12:42,166
Hmph.
313
00:12:42,249 --> 00:12:45,291
OK, there's a clear exit
if we go back upstairs.
314
00:12:45,374 --> 00:12:47,833
[growling]
315
00:12:47,916 --> 00:12:49,541
[rumbling]
316
00:12:50,499 --> 00:12:53,249
Probably just the mall settling.
317
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:56,041
[roars]
318
00:12:56,124 --> 00:12:58,041
[screeching]
319
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,291
[smashing]
320
00:13:03,374 --> 00:13:05,416
-There goes the exit!
-Again.
321
00:13:05,499 --> 00:13:07,916
[Quint]
And the zombies are free.
322
00:13:07,999 --> 00:13:08,833
Again.
323
00:13:08,916 --> 00:13:09,916
[video game sounds]
324
00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:12,458
[screeching]
325
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:13,958
-[all] Aah!
-[Quint] Ugh!
326
00:13:17,166 --> 00:13:20,374
A map!
We can find a worm-free exit!
327
00:13:20,458 --> 00:13:21,708
Ugh! Seriously?
328
00:13:21,791 --> 00:13:23,499
You're just thinking of that now?
329
00:13:23,583 --> 00:13:25,416
[June]
There! The department store.
330
00:13:25,499 --> 00:13:27,249
It's the one way we haven't tried yet.
331
00:13:27,333 --> 00:13:28,874
[roars]
332
00:13:28,958 --> 00:13:32,333
New quest.
Escape the worm monster together.
333
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:33,583
[both]
Shut up, Jack!
334
00:13:33,666 --> 00:13:35,333
Shut up, Jack!
335
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,833
[screeches]
336
00:13:37,999 --> 00:13:39,666
[screeches]
337
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:42,166
[all panting]
338
00:13:42,249 --> 00:13:43,374
[screeches]
339
00:13:43,458 --> 00:13:45,749
[all panting, grunting]
340
00:13:45,833 --> 00:13:46,749
Go down there!
341
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:48,749
Yah!
342
00:13:48,833 --> 00:13:49,791
Huh. Ugh!
343
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:53,333
Unh. Ah! Guys!
344
00:13:54,958 --> 00:13:55,958
Yah! Unh!
345
00:13:56,124 --> 00:13:57,208
[screeches]
346
00:13:58,791 --> 00:14:00,999
-Yah!
-[screeches]
347
00:14:02,041 --> 00:14:04,208
-Look at us, working together.
-[panting]
348
00:14:04,291 --> 00:14:07,124
All it took was a giant monster,
like Blarg.
349
00:14:07,208 --> 00:14:09,083
Of course. That's the key!
350
00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:11,958
We should always be
battling giant monsters.
351
00:14:12,041 --> 00:14:13,499
It still needs a name!
352
00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,833
How about Monsieur Big Worm?
353
00:14:15,916 --> 00:14:19,624
How about you put a sock in it
and run faster? [panting]
354
00:14:19,708 --> 00:14:21,708
That's a terrible name.
355
00:14:21,791 --> 00:14:25,333
[all panting and grunting]
356
00:14:27,874 --> 00:14:29,249
Oh, no.
357
00:14:30,874 --> 00:14:33,458
[screeches, roars]
358
00:14:35,624 --> 00:14:37,083
Unh!
359
00:14:37,999 --> 00:14:39,874
Argh!
360
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:41,583
[screeching]
361
00:14:42,624 --> 00:14:44,416
Jack! What are you doing?
362
00:14:44,499 --> 00:14:46,458
Stay back, behind me.
363
00:14:46,541 --> 00:14:48,333
Dirk! Get that gate open.
364
00:14:48,416 --> 00:14:50,208
I'll try to buy you some time.
365
00:14:50,291 --> 00:14:51,416
-Jack, no!
-It's not safe!
366
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:52,749
-[June] We should go...
-Enough!
367
00:14:52,833 --> 00:14:54,749
No. More. Arguing!
368
00:14:54,833 --> 00:14:55,958
[roars]
369
00:14:57,124 --> 00:14:58,624
[screeching]
370
00:14:58,708 --> 00:14:59,958
Jack!
371
00:15:02,999 --> 00:15:04,249
[screeching]
372
00:15:06,374 --> 00:15:08,374
Uh, yah! Yah!
373
00:15:09,833 --> 00:15:11,083
[screeching]
374
00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,166
Unh!
375
00:15:15,541 --> 00:15:16,708
Uhhh!
376
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:18,291
[roars]
377
00:15:20,999 --> 00:15:22,833
[groaning]
378
00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:29,124
No, no, no, no, no, no! Uh! Huh!
379
00:15:29,208 --> 00:15:31,208
[gasping]
380
00:15:31,291 --> 00:15:32,666
No!
381
00:15:32,749 --> 00:15:33,833
[clangs]
382
00:15:33,916 --> 00:15:35,916
Unh! Come on!
383
00:15:36,541 --> 00:15:38,791
What about all that
hero adrenaline muscle stuff
384
00:15:38,874 --> 00:15:40,416
that's supposed to be happening?
385
00:15:40,499 --> 00:15:41,999
-[giant grunts]
-[Jack] Ah!
386
00:15:42,083 --> 00:15:43,083
-[giant grunts]
-No!
387
00:15:43,166 --> 00:15:44,874
Don't hurt my buddies!
388
00:15:44,958 --> 00:15:46,374
-[giant grunts]
-[Jack] Guys!
389
00:15:46,458 --> 00:15:48,041
Guys, are you OK?
390
00:15:48,124 --> 00:15:50,124
Whoa. What hit us?
391
00:15:50,208 --> 00:15:51,499
Monsieur Big Worm.
392
00:15:51,583 --> 00:15:53,208
[hysterically laughs] You're OK!
393
00:15:53,999 --> 00:15:57,458
Don't pile on the pile.
We're already in a pain pile.
394
00:15:57,541 --> 00:16:00,124
Pain, yes, but also alive.
395
00:16:00,708 --> 00:16:03,708
We are alive, thanks to... him.
396
00:16:05,374 --> 00:16:08,291
He punched a hole in the gate
at the last second.
397
00:16:08,374 --> 00:16:11,874
[Jack]
Pouches with beastly thingamabobs.
398
00:16:11,958 --> 00:16:15,124
Bone and skull jewelry.
Maybe not a great sign.
399
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:19,249
Generally humanoid face.
Complete with monstrously awesome beard.
400
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,749
He smells great too.
401
00:16:20,833 --> 00:16:24,041
[growling, grunting]
402
00:16:24,124 --> 00:16:25,458
I think he's hurt.
403
00:16:26,208 --> 00:16:27,541
Hurt, yes.
404
00:16:27,624 --> 00:16:29,166
But you are OK.
405
00:16:29,249 --> 00:16:30,583
[all gasp]
406
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,416
Oh, my.
You... You speak our language?
407
00:16:33,499 --> 00:16:35,416
I speak many languages.
408
00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:37,708
You are human, yes?
409
00:16:37,791 --> 00:16:41,208
Sure are. And what are you?
410
00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:43,874
Your tongue could not form the words.
411
00:16:43,958 --> 00:16:47,166
Oh! Well, do you have, like, a name?
412
00:16:47,249 --> 00:16:50,666
One that my lame sub-par tongue
could form?
413
00:16:50,749 --> 00:16:52,416
Thrull.
414
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:54,458
Cool!
415
00:16:54,541 --> 00:16:55,999
Why did you save us?
416
00:16:56,083 --> 00:16:57,458
I have followed you.
417
00:16:57,541 --> 00:16:59,916
I saw your doom approaching.
418
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,416
You followed us?
419
00:17:01,499 --> 00:17:03,874
Why didn't you come stomping over earlier?
420
00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:06,333
I saw much fighting in your ranks.
421
00:17:06,416 --> 00:17:08,166
You stank of dispute.
422
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:11,458
See? You guys hear that?
423
00:17:11,541 --> 00:17:14,708
This cool monster
thinks we stink of dispute.
424
00:17:14,791 --> 00:17:17,791
That's the unhappy vibe we're putting out.
425
00:17:17,874 --> 00:17:20,083
[zombies moaning]
426
00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:23,333
Ohh!
427
00:17:24,041 --> 00:17:26,083
I got the big dude! Come on!
428
00:17:27,083 --> 00:17:31,041
[panting] Ah! Unh! Unh!
429
00:17:32,124 --> 00:17:34,083
[panting] Ah!
430
00:17:34,416 --> 00:17:36,374
This way! Quickly!
431
00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:37,708
Hahh!
432
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,458
Huh?! [gasps]
433
00:17:42,541 --> 00:17:44,999
-[zombies moaning]
-[Dirk] Huh?
434
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,624
-Gotta unlock the door.
-[Dirk] Just force it!
435
00:17:47,708 --> 00:17:49,333
[Thrull growls, grunts]
436
00:17:49,416 --> 00:17:50,416
Whaa!
437
00:17:50,499 --> 00:17:51,749
-[zombies moaning]
-Ah-ha!
438
00:17:52,874 --> 00:17:54,499
-[June] No, Quint.
-[Quint] June!
439
00:17:54,583 --> 00:17:56,291
-Do it like this!
-That is preposterous!
440
00:17:56,374 --> 00:17:58,041
-[Dirk] I don't need you dorks!
-[Quint] My way is best!
441
00:17:58,124 --> 00:18:00,291
-I know science!
-[June] You guys are driving me insane!
442
00:18:00,374 --> 00:18:03,124
Enough! Stop arguing!
443
00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:05,624
We're supposed to be having fun together!
444
00:18:05,708 --> 00:18:06,999
It's the end of the world!
445
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:10,791
No rules, no bedtimes,
everything is free for the taking,
446
00:18:10,874 --> 00:18:12,999
and all you do is fight!
447
00:18:13,083 --> 00:18:13,999
Waah!
448
00:18:14,083 --> 00:18:15,958
Uh, what? Jack?
449
00:18:16,041 --> 00:18:19,124
We're not arguing, friend!
We're trying to devise a way out!
450
00:18:20,041 --> 00:18:20,958
Oh.
451
00:18:21,041 --> 00:18:22,416
[grunts, growls]
452
00:18:22,499 --> 00:18:23,958
-[crashing]
-[growls]
453
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,541
[screeches]
454
00:18:25,999 --> 00:18:27,291
Spear! There!
455
00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,333
Right! I can use the leverage...
456
00:18:29,416 --> 00:18:31,374
To pop the door!
457
00:18:31,458 --> 00:18:32,791
Uh! Unh!
458
00:18:32,874 --> 00:18:35,541
[Quint, Dirk, June]
Unh!
459
00:18:36,291 --> 00:18:37,416
Yeah!
460
00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:39,291
[zombies moaning]
461
00:18:39,374 --> 00:18:40,958
[growls]
462
00:18:43,583 --> 00:18:45,333
[panting]
463
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:47,083
[barks]
464
00:18:47,166 --> 00:18:48,041
Whew!
465
00:18:48,499 --> 00:18:50,916
[groans, grunts]
466
00:18:50,999 --> 00:18:53,624
[laughs] Hey! Way to lose it, Jack.
467
00:18:53,708 --> 00:18:55,458
Grade A freakout, friend!
468
00:18:55,541 --> 00:18:57,791
You scolded zombies. It was weird.
469
00:18:57,874 --> 00:19:00,708
[giggles] Uh, sorry.
470
00:19:00,791 --> 00:19:02,999
Dude, we're gonna disagree sometimes.
471
00:19:03,083 --> 00:19:05,666
We live in a tiny treehouse
at the end of the world!
472
00:19:05,749 --> 00:19:07,374
But we're still going to be buds.
473
00:19:07,458 --> 00:19:09,041
We're friends, friend.
474
00:19:09,624 --> 00:19:12,166
-[video game sounds]
-Yes! Family squabble solved.
475
00:19:12,249 --> 00:19:14,874
And all it took
was a bunch of near-death experiences.
476
00:19:14,958 --> 00:19:16,833
You know, I knew that... uhhh?!
477
00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:17,833
Gah!
478
00:19:17,916 --> 00:19:19,249
[growls]
479
00:19:21,249 --> 00:19:23,499
[sniffing] Your weapon.
480
00:19:23,583 --> 00:19:26,041
Your weapon
is the one that felled Kerzueal,
481
00:19:26,124 --> 00:19:29,833
the evil servant of Rezzoch,
the Ancient Destroyer of Worlds.
482
00:19:29,916 --> 00:19:31,791
Who is Kerzueal?
483
00:19:32,541 --> 00:19:34,374
[roars] Blarg!
484
00:19:35,374 --> 00:19:38,958
Oh, Blarg. Oh, yeah, I slayed Blarg.
485
00:19:39,041 --> 00:19:41,166
I slayed Blarg big time.
486
00:19:41,249 --> 00:19:43,499
I knew Blarg.
487
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:45,958
Uh, it was a team effort, really.
488
00:19:46,041 --> 00:19:50,124
I don't know if one person really
actually slayed him more than another,
489
00:19:50,208 --> 00:19:51,124
or...
490
00:19:52,208 --> 00:19:53,458
[groans]
491
00:19:55,458 --> 00:19:57,708
Um, what's happening?
492
00:19:57,791 --> 00:20:01,291
I think this is
a "just go with it," sort of moment.
493
00:20:01,374 --> 00:20:05,166
It takes a great hero
to defeat a creature from my dimension,
494
00:20:05,249 --> 00:20:07,999
to defeat a servant
of Rezzoch the Ancient,
495
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,083
Destructor of Worlds.
496
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,749
Um, thanks?
497
00:20:12,083 --> 00:20:14,166
Wait! Mr. Thrull, sir.
498
00:20:14,249 --> 00:20:16,708
You come from another dimension?
499
00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:19,791
Uh, hold up! Do you, like, know
what caused the monster apocalypse?
500
00:20:19,874 --> 00:20:21,541
I know some, yes.
501
00:20:21,624 --> 00:20:23,999
Portals between our dimensions
appeared where...
502
00:20:24,083 --> 00:20:24,916
-[crunches]
-[groans]
503
00:20:24,999 --> 00:20:26,374
-[Quint] Ah!
-[Dirk] Your foot!
504
00:20:26,458 --> 00:20:28,041
-[Jack] Nasty.
-It-It's...
505
00:20:28,124 --> 00:20:29,124
It will grow back.
506
00:20:29,208 --> 00:20:32,499
but it is problematic. Help me home.
507
00:20:32,583 --> 00:20:34,708
-Home?
-[groans]
508
00:20:34,791 --> 00:20:35,916
A monster home?
509
00:20:35,999 --> 00:20:37,124
Like a cave?
510
00:20:37,208 --> 00:20:38,541
Or an ancient castle?
511
00:20:38,624 --> 00:20:40,416
Or a time share?
512
00:20:40,499 --> 00:20:43,749
It is called mahajeemahordeoba.
513
00:20:43,833 --> 00:20:46,041
But in your tongue,
I believe it's pronounced...
514
00:20:46,124 --> 00:20:47,916
Joe's Pizza.
515
00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:51,208
Joe's Pizza is your home?
We can take you there!
516
00:20:52,416 --> 00:20:56,333
Wait! We didn't capture a photo
of the worm monster the entire day!
517
00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:59,249
And we didn't add a single thing
to the bestiary.
518
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:00,708
Oh, yeah.
519
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:03,416
Say "cheese."
520
00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:04,749
Chee... Argh!
521
00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:06,791
[pop music playing]
522
00:21:06,874 --> 00:21:08,291
[engine revving]
523
00:21:09,666 --> 00:21:12,124
[sniffs, whimpers]
524
00:21:12,208 --> 00:21:13,416
[barks, pants]
525
00:21:13,499 --> 00:21:14,791
[tires squeal]
526
00:21:14,874 --> 00:21:17,083
-[gasps]
-Whoa!
527
00:21:17,166 --> 00:21:20,083
[monsters chattering]
528
00:21:20,166 --> 00:21:22,583
[growling, groaning]
529
00:21:23,833 --> 00:21:26,708
Come, and have no concerns.
530
00:21:26,791 --> 00:21:30,499
I promise you will encounter
no Wormungulus in here.
531
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:34,374
Hey, Wormungulus. That's a great name!
532
00:21:34,458 --> 00:21:35,916
Fine, whatever.
533
00:21:35,999 --> 00:21:37,666
-[writing]
-"Wormungulus" it is.
534
00:21:37,749 --> 00:21:39,583
[chuckles] Come on.
535
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:43,999
[door hinges creak]
536
00:21:44,083 --> 00:21:46,749
[monsters chattering]
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