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Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
www.addic7ed.com
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Who knew repairing the station grid
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would involve so much sprinting?
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No talk. Sleep.
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- What the? Hey, no, no. Down.
- I did it!
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- I updated the dog!
- Down.
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- What does that even mean? Hey! Mm-mm.
- In Medical,
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they encourage us to do side projects.
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- No! Why?!
- So I took a bunch of inert carbon
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and built myself a fluffy
friend from scratch.
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- Shut up! No! Aah!
- It's supposed to look like a dog.
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- You know, from Earth.
- Tendi,
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- please get it out of here.
- Oh, of course.
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Come here! Come here.
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Ah.
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She's five percent faster
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and six percent smarter.
You know, I hand-edited
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all six billion sequences.
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It was really fun!
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When did you even find time for that?
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Sometimes when I say that
I'm going to the bathroom,
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I'm really recoding her DNA.
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This little lady's protein
bonds totally accepted
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the Cas9 snipping without
any cellular degradation.
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Who has malleable protein bonds? You do.
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Yes, you do.
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I don't get it.
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You could've built any life-form
at all, and you did this?
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It just looks like a normal dog.
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That's exactly what I was going for!
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I'll go grab my notes so I
can read you the juicy parts.
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You're going to love how I
reorganized her mitochondria.
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No spoilers, but...
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...it's super funny!
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Just to be clear, this is a normal dog,
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and she's messing with us.
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Oh, God. Not a normal dog.
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Wake me up if it turns into
something I need to care about.
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First officer's log. An elite
team from the Cerritos
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has been selected by
Admiral Syltrack to liaise
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with the Pisepian agricultural
colony in disputed territory.
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Captain Freeman, Shaxs, and myself
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have been enlisted to join the mission
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due to our expertise in the
germination of rulot seeds.
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In our absence, the
Cerritos will receive
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a temporary transfer of
command to a visiting captain.
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Visiting captain? No! So lame.
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I figured you'd love a
break from our usual guys.
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Sub caps never know what they're doing.
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They're all like,
"Buffer the phase coils".
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And we're like, "What
are you talking about?"
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What are you talking about?
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I don't want some
babysitter Jellico-type
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hovering over us
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when we're already
going to a bog planet,
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which is, like, the
worst kind of planets,
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as far as planets go.
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Bogs are actually
fascinating. Did you know
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- that the spore count can...
- I don't want to know about a bog!
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It's a gross word for a gross place!
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Well, you're being very unscientific.
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Anyway, I'm into it.
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We get to rub shoulders
with the visiting crew,
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maybe impress another captain.
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Oh, you're just excited to kiss
a whole new butt, aren't you?
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Well, I wouldn't put it like that.
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But yes, very.
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Hmm...
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Rutherford!
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The visiting crew's gonna
be here any minute.
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Hey, if I part my hair
like this, do I look
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more promotable or less?
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More? Less? More? Less?
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- Yeah, sure.
- You didn't even look!
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Sorry. It's this transporter, man.
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I'm trying to make it
go .07 seconds faster.
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Mariner wouldn't help me test it.
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She said she wanted to wait
until I ironed out the kinks.
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But how am I supposed to
do that if nobody's gonna
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- help me test it?
- Ooh! I'll do it.
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I can tell the new captain
that, in my spare time,
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- I enjoy improving efficiency.
- Okay, cool.
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I'll just transport you back and forth
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super quick. Real easy.
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Okay. Beam me up. I mean,
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Boim me up. You know what I'm saying.
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Okeydokey!
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That was, like, half a
second faster than normal!
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I can't believe it's working.
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Ooh, ooh, ooh! Run me through it again!
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Do it again! Do it again!
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- Uh...
- Aw, man.
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- I thought I solved this.
- What?!
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Sorry, it's just the last part
of the transporter process!
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It can be a bit sticky!
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Sticky?! Am I gonna die?!
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No, no! You're just off by,
like, one millicochrane!
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- It's just cosmetic!
- What's that noise?!
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Is that me?!
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You hardly notice it!
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You got to fix me before
the visiting crew gets here!
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- I can't look like this!
- What?!
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Oh, well, here we go. Babysitter time
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in three, two, one...
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Amina?
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Ha ha!
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There she is!
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Are you surprised?
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Oh, my gosh. I thought
you were on the Oakland.
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Eh, couldn't pass up a
water filtration repair.
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This is crazy!
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Wait, and you're a freakin' captain now?
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Get those title bumps, girl.
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Yeah, I'm kind of a big deal.
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I've even got a team.
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Warren, Prachett, Durga,
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this is my old friend I
was telling you about.
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Captain Ramsey... speaks fondly
of your time at the Academy.
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Oh, boy. What'd she tell you?
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That when it comes to
boots-on-the-ground
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planetary action, you're the best.
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And you look damn good doing it.
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Curious that you're still an ensign.
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Ensign Boimler reporting for duty!
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Dude! What is wrong with you?!
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Nothing! I'm just phasing! No biggie!
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Disagree! It's kind of a biggie!
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Ensign, report to sickbay!
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But that's for sick people!
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- Now!
- Aw.
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How long is this going to last?!
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How am I supposed to know?!
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You look like a goddamn science project!
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Then... ow... why are
you still taking samples?!
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I figured it out!
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All right. Boimler's back, baby!
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Time to kiss some visiting butt.
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Wait, I'm still all phase-y.
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Yeah. But you're not
making the sound anymore,
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which was the worst part, right?
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Oh, yeah. That was terrible.
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I'm literally hard to look at.
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I mean, what if... what if...
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Nobody wants a sparkly cap'n!
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Oh, all right, all right. Calm down.
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I already alerted Division 14.
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The time travel police?
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No! D-14 handles
unsolvable space illnesses
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and science mysteries.
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And they can make me a real boy again?
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They've got this great
medical spa on Endicronimas V.
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En... Endicron...
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Everyone just calls it "The Farm".
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You'll be pampered and
tended to like a precious gem.
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You and Mr. Whatever-The-Hell-
That-Thing-Is over there.
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Don't worry, The Dog.
I won't let them hurt you.
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Wait, you named it "The Dog"?
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Of course. Why wouldn't I?
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She's a totally normal dog.
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Mm, I'm starting to think
you know more about DNA
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- than you do about dogs.
- We don't have any on Orion.
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We're really missing out.
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Dogs are great.
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Aw, look at you.
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You're just a cute little cinnamon roll.
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Yes, you are!
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Visiting captain's log.
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Stardate 57752.6.
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The Cerritos is en route
to the planet Khwopa to...
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perform a repair of their
water filtration system.
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Once completed, we will... rendezvous
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with the USS Rubidoux. End log.
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Will you stop it?
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Sorry, I just love captains'
trinkets, you know?
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Come on. Give me the dirt.
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Have you seen Ransom's photon torpedo?
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Barf! No! Disgusting.
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No, for real, that is big barf.
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So, how long do we have you?
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I mean, it's gonna take
a while to catch you up
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on all the crazy stuff I've been up to.
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Yeah. That's why I want you at my side.
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Getting your perspective
on the Cerritos crew
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would be invaluable.
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I mean, come on, nobody
likes a babysitter captain.
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Babysitter captain? What? I
don't even know what that is.
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- What?
- So, what do you say?
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Want to be my first officer?
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Oh! Of course! You've
got the dream team.
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It's about time this
bridge had a kickass crew.
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I mean, the usual guys are
fine, but they're kind of... eh.
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Oh, wait, are... Wait, are you kidding?
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No, you're kidding, right?
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- I'm not kidding!
- Then yes!
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All right. Let's do this...
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Number One.
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Greetings.
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I am the Division 14 medical specialist.
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Aw, thank you. I'm Tendi,
and this is my dog, The Dog.
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And let the record show
we're here under protest.
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I must warn you,
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stepping aboard this vessel is consent
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to be surrounded by dark abnormalities
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and the clinically obscene.
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Uh, how long will it
take to get to the spa?
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I wasn't sure how many books to bring.
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Do not trouble yourself
with the journey.
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The Farm cures all.
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So, we were surrounded
by four Borg, right?
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And nobody ever talks
about this, but they smell
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like old trash bags.
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What? Four? How'd you get out?
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It required unorthodox tactics.
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Durga kicked their butts
with Vulcan jujitsu.
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Yeah, well, this one time, Ramsey and I
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stole Professor Rubichik's
old, special car
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and drove it into the bay.
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It was hilarious. He was so pissed.
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I love Saul Rubichik. He was
my mentor at the Academy.
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That car was his life.
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- I spoke at his funeral.
- Uh, well, that was a long time ago.
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I still do stuff like that all the time.
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Last week, I put a
scorpion in Ransom's bed.
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It was bad. He almost died.
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Do you often disrupt missions?
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No, I mean, I do regular
Starfleet stuff, too.
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Everyone ready?
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Let's roll out.
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Reports indicate that first contact here
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was a little tricky.
The bogs didn't help.
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Let's see if we can get ahold
of the local authorities.
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Copy that.
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Hey, are you on a different mission,
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or are you coming with us?
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Oh. Uh, sorry. Right.
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I'll just, uh...
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When we're done here,
you'll be back to enjoying
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crystal clear water, King Phibeas.
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We osmose our most brackish gratitude.
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So, uh, you and Ramsey
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are pretty tight, huh?
How'd you guys meet?
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I do not believe that information
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has any bearing on
our current objective.
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Damn, Durga. I was just making chitchat.
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Critical overpressure.
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One of the cascade valves
must be jammed open!
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We've got 30 seconds
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till the whole system blows!
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Mariner, the tricorders.
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Um, uh, I... You know,
I think I left them
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in the transporter room.
252
00:10:48,814 --> 00:10:50,691
Try clearing it with a subsonic pulse.
253
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:57,322
I must have grabbed the wrong crate.
254
00:10:57,406 --> 00:10:59,783
I-I left all our tricorders
back on the Cerritos.
255
00:10:59,867 --> 00:11:02,619
Which is the least useful
place for them to be,
256
00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:05,372
First Officer Mariner.
257
00:11:06,056 --> 00:11:07,666
Captain Ramsey,
258
00:11:07,749 --> 00:11:09,626
I just wanted to take a brief pause
259
00:11:09,710 --> 00:11:12,938
from our covert operation
to check in on my ship.
260
00:11:13,021 --> 00:11:14,840
The Cerritos and her crew
261
00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:17,009
have performed admirably,
Captain Freeman.
262
00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,677
We've repaired the waste pipe on Khwopa
263
00:11:18,760 --> 00:11:20,040
and are waiting on the Rubidoux.
264
00:11:20,041 --> 00:11:21,805
Very good. I've got to go.
265
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:24,349
These rulot seeds are highly volatile.
266
00:11:24,433 --> 00:11:27,478
I may be called to plant
them at any moment.
267
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,188
Godspeed, Captain.
268
00:11:29,271 --> 00:11:32,065
Okay, so, they might plant seeds?
269
00:11:32,149 --> 00:11:35,027
Well, sounds like they're on
a very important mission.
270
00:11:35,110 --> 00:11:38,864
Strange. The Rubidoux
should have arrived by now.
271
00:11:38,947 --> 00:11:40,667
Well, Captain Dayton
isn't exactly punctual,
272
00:11:40,741 --> 00:11:43,410
but we may as well follow
up. Initiate long-range scan.
273
00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,121
Mariner,
274
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,873
- if you don't mind?
- Oh! Me.
275
00:11:47,956 --> 00:11:49,374
Right. Sure thing.
276
00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:51,218
Uh, here we go.
277
00:11:51,219 --> 00:11:53,333
Ah! Uh, s-sorry! Hold on. Uh...
278
00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,672
Perhaps Mariner isn't
as apt as you recall.
279
00:11:55,756 --> 00:11:57,041
Nobody move! Just wait. It'll...
280
00:11:57,124 --> 00:11:59,176
- It'll tire itself out.
- Hey, hey, hey.
281
00:11:59,259 --> 00:12:01,739
- Just breathe. You've got this.
- Uh...
282
00:12:03,084 --> 00:12:05,184
_
283
00:12:12,606 --> 00:12:13,690
Huh.
284
00:12:15,417 --> 00:12:16,568
Wow, I never knew there were
285
00:12:16,652 --> 00:12:18,403
this many accidents in Starfleet.
286
00:12:18,487 --> 00:12:20,906
Which is exactly why Division 14 exists:
287
00:12:20,989 --> 00:12:23,867
to hide the mistakes Starfleet
would like to ignore.
288
00:12:23,951 --> 00:12:25,711
Oh, well, that doesn't
sound very Starfleety.
289
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:27,341
The admirals wouldn't want to jeopardize
290
00:12:27,342 --> 00:12:28,825
the allegiance of their officers
291
00:12:28,909 --> 00:12:30,707
by forcing them to work alongside
292
00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:32,751
a man whose body is equal parts
293
00:12:32,834 --> 00:12:34,962
accelerated growth and reverse aging.
294
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:38,090
That's right. Stare at me.
295
00:12:38,173 --> 00:12:39,716
- I-I wasn't s-staring.
- The freak
296
00:12:39,800 --> 00:12:41,927
infected by an alien horse bite,
297
00:12:42,010 --> 00:12:45,222
doomed to live out his
days as half a rascal.
298
00:12:45,305 --> 00:12:48,600
Everyone would rather avert
their gaze instead of curing us.
299
00:12:48,684 --> 00:12:50,686
We're inconvenient.
300
00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:52,980
But aren't there specialists
who specialize in this?
301
00:12:53,063 --> 00:12:54,773
Tell that to Ensign Jenna,
302
00:12:54,857 --> 00:12:57,109
exposed to delta radiation.
303
00:12:57,192 --> 00:12:58,652
Or Ellis and Sanderson.
304
00:12:58,735 --> 00:13:01,613
Neutrino field transporter accident.
305
00:13:01,697 --> 00:13:04,449
- We have two of everything.
- Almost everything.
306
00:13:04,533 --> 00:13:06,910
And Anthony.
307
00:13:09,162 --> 00:13:11,623
Hi, Anthony. Did it used to be a man?
308
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:13,242
Yeah, that's what we're assuming.
309
00:13:13,325 --> 00:13:15,769
Don't worry, The Dog. You don't
belong here with these freaks.
310
00:13:15,853 --> 00:13:17,373
I'll break you out first chance I get.
311
00:13:17,416 --> 00:13:19,336
Come on, you're making
it sound worse than it is.
312
00:13:19,337 --> 00:13:21,325
I mean, we're all going
to a resort planet
313
00:13:21,408 --> 00:13:23,135
with gentle nurses and whatnot.
314
00:13:23,218 --> 00:13:24,803
It's gonna be great.
315
00:13:24,886 --> 00:13:25,971
The Farm?
316
00:13:26,054 --> 00:13:29,933
You really think they're taking
us to a paradise planet?
317
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,019
Wait, yeah. I... Then
where are we going?
318
00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,105
Nowhere. We've been here for months.
319
00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:37,399
This is the Farm!
320
00:13:47,209 --> 00:13:48,452
It's the Rubidoux, Captain.
321
00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:50,621
All systems appear to be offline.
322
00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:53,290
I told Dayton to get her energy
coils replaced last month.
323
00:13:53,373 --> 00:13:54,916
Looks like I was right.
324
00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:57,336
If power's out, they're probably
holed up in a safe room,
325
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,005
waiting for rescue, just like last time.
326
00:14:00,088 --> 00:14:01,381
Durga, Mariner, Warren,
327
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:03,025
you're with me. Let's give them a jump.
328
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,850
Power has been
interrupted in Engineering.
329
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,685
Durga, get the main systems back online.
330
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,009
Mariner and I will figure out
where the crew is holed up.
331
00:14:16,010 --> 00:14:17,721
Should be a simple
repair for me, Captain.
332
00:14:17,731 --> 00:14:19,816
Check in every 15 minutes.
Oh, and someone make sure
333
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:21,500
to get a picture of me
and Captain Dayton
334
00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:23,419
when she thanks me for
saving her ass again.
335
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:32,329
Sorry. Uh, new boots.
336
00:14:32,412 --> 00:14:35,499
Wait is going on with you? I
really need you to step it up.
337
00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:37,209
Sorry. Yeah, no, I'll do better.
338
00:14:37,292 --> 00:14:39,293
You know, it's these darn
boots. These boots are, like...
339
00:14:39,294 --> 00:14:40,734
I got... I... Well, I wanted to get,
340
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,923
- like, a taller boot.
- Stop with the boots!
341
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,216
What's up, girl?
342
00:14:44,299 --> 00:14:46,051
What's wrong? You... You want walkies?
343
00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:48,178
Oh, come on. Let's go.
344
00:14:50,847 --> 00:14:54,393
Listen up. There's a
shift change at 0200.
345
00:14:54,476 --> 00:14:56,728
It's our chance to take the ship.
346
00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,021
You're talking about a mutiny.
347
00:14:58,105 --> 00:15:00,273
Exactly. We'll find our own planet
348
00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:03,276
where we won't be treated like
failed science experiments.
349
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:06,613
Tonight, freaks fight back!
350
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:08,699
Freaks fight back! Freaks fight back!
351
00:15:08,782 --> 00:15:11,827
Brother, freaks united
are freaks no more.
352
00:15:11,910 --> 00:15:14,204
Say it with me. Freaks fight back!
353
00:15:14,287 --> 00:15:16,623
Yeah. Freaks fight back.
354
00:15:16,707 --> 00:15:18,083
Freaks fight back!
355
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:20,210
Freaks fight back! Freaks fight back!
356
00:15:20,293 --> 00:15:22,453
...is what they were all
chanting. We were all doing it
357
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:24,423
in unison.
358
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,134
Mutiny? On my ship? How dare they!
359
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:28,760
Sir, they just want more information.
360
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:30,721
I think if we all sat down
in a conference room
361
00:15:30,804 --> 00:15:32,639
and talked it out...
362
00:15:34,808 --> 00:15:37,769
If those freaks think they can mutiny,
363
00:15:37,853 --> 00:15:40,897
they're in for a rude awakening.
364
00:15:40,981 --> 00:15:43,421
No, no, no! The only reason I
told you is so nobody gets hurt.
365
00:15:43,422 --> 00:15:45,485
We're all Starfleet. We
have to follow the rules.
366
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:46,946
- I am the rules.
- Wait!
367
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,109
We can talk this out! Sir!
Don't tell them I tattled!
368
00:15:49,110 --> 00:15:50,328
Don't tell them I tattled!
369
00:15:50,611 --> 00:15:51,825
Um, hello?
370
00:15:51,908 --> 00:15:54,619
Hello, Rubidoux people? Hello?
371
00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:56,121
Oh, where are these guys?
372
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,248
How do you do this every
day? It is so boring.
373
00:15:58,331 --> 00:15:59,651
You used to love space mysteries.
374
00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:00,792
Yeah. I used to be dumb.
375
00:16:00,876 --> 00:16:02,335
That's one way to look at it.
376
00:16:02,419 --> 00:16:04,254
- What does that mean?
- I expected
377
00:16:04,337 --> 00:16:06,177
to be working with the
capable Starfleet badass
378
00:16:06,178 --> 00:16:08,341
I knew at the Academy,
not whatever you are now.
379
00:16:08,425 --> 00:16:10,577
Yeah, and I expected to be
working with my fun friend,
380
00:16:10,661 --> 00:16:11,795
- not a total...
- Hold it.
381
00:16:11,878 --> 00:16:13,805
These doors have been manually sealed.
382
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:26,734
- I don't want to die.
- Stand down. We're Starfleet.
383
00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:28,402
- I don't want to die.
- Captain Dayton.
384
00:16:28,403 --> 00:16:30,163
Whoa, Captain, Captain,
you're gonna be okay.
385
00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,656
No! That thing is still out there!
386
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,825
There's nothing outside
except the Cerritos.
387
00:16:33,909 --> 00:16:36,661
You don't understand!
We're inside of it!
388
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,207
It's time. Let's shake the ship!
389
00:16:40,290 --> 00:16:42,334
- What do you think you're doing?
- Uh... nothing.
390
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:43,668
Mutiny makes you traitors!
391
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:46,880
Mutiny? No, these are just props
392
00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:49,508
that we're using for our...
our musical, right, guys?
393
00:16:49,591 --> 00:16:52,844
Stop lying! Boimler told me
everything! Brad Boimler.
394
00:16:52,928 --> 00:16:54,848
- Ooh, no, no, no.
- Right there... Brad Boimler.
395
00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:55,849
Boimler, what the hell?!
396
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:57,849
Freaks fight back?
397
00:16:57,933 --> 00:17:00,727
From now on, everyone is
confined to their quarters.
398
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:02,854
I suggest you spend the time alone,
399
00:17:02,938 --> 00:17:05,649
thinking about how to be more like Brad.
400
00:17:05,732 --> 00:17:08,693
Wait, wait, wait. I have no
idea how he found out, guys.
401
00:17:08,777 --> 00:17:10,695
- That's crazy.
- Get the rat!
402
00:17:10,779 --> 00:17:12,739
- Get him!
- Guys, no. Help! So many freaks!
403
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,575
We shut down systems
because it feeds on electricity.
404
00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,469
Durga, do not restore power.
405
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:19,646
Durga, Durga... restore power.
406
00:17:19,730 --> 00:17:21,832
Captain, artificial gravity
is coming back online.
407
00:17:26,962 --> 00:17:29,881
What the hell?!
408
00:17:29,965 --> 00:17:31,842
Oh, stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
409
00:17:31,925 --> 00:17:34,010
How big is this thing?
410
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,478
All right, everyone with
me. We need to stay calm.
411
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,565
Hallway, now!
412
00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:49,776
Ramsey to Cerritos. Prepare
for emergency transport.
413
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:53,071
Damn thing must be blocking signals.
414
00:17:54,406 --> 00:17:56,867
I don't want to die in space!
I don't want to die in space!
415
00:17:56,950 --> 00:17:59,244
- We're all gonna...
- Pick her up.
416
00:17:59,327 --> 00:18:01,061
We have to get to the bridge.
That's where we beamed in.
417
00:18:01,062 --> 00:18:02,103
There's a good chance
418
00:18:02,104 --> 00:18:03,625
- we can still get a signal out.
- Ugh.
419
00:18:03,626 --> 00:18:05,188
Where has this Mariner been all day?
420
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:06,375
I don't know what you're talking about.
421
00:18:06,376 --> 00:18:08,086
No, no, no, no.
Something's going on here.
422
00:18:08,169 --> 00:18:10,249
Been non-stop screwing up,
then suddenly, you're back
423
00:18:10,250 --> 00:18:12,770
to taking charge and punching out
captains and... Wait a minute.
424
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:16,709
Maybe let's talk, like, after
the giant space emergency.
425
00:18:16,710 --> 00:18:18,430
You were taking a dive, weren't you?
426
00:18:18,513 --> 00:18:20,873
You figured out I was gonna
offer you a spot on the Oakland.
427
00:18:20,874 --> 00:18:22,726
Yeah, well, maybe I didn't
want my best friend
428
00:18:22,809 --> 00:18:24,529
trying to trick me into
a job I didn't want.
429
00:18:24,530 --> 00:18:26,271
- You ever think of that?
- Ugh!
430
00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:27,479
We all thought you'd be the
first captain from our class.
431
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,400
You got the best grades,
you kept us all on track.
432
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:32,611
Now it seems like you
don't even like Starfleet.
433
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:35,280
You used to do whatever you
wanted whenever you wanted.
434
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,574
Now you got to check in with
Durga every five minutes.
435
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:40,827
Because I love leading a team
that puts their trust in me.
436
00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,412
Fine, but I don't love
437
00:18:42,495 --> 00:18:43,704
that everyone's always screaming at me
438
00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:44,831
to rank up and take charge.
439
00:18:44,915 --> 00:18:46,833
Why can't I just be
a super great ensign?
440
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:48,957
Look, how about you stop
pretending to be a [BLEEP],
441
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,587
and I'll stop trying to recruit you,
442
00:18:50,670 --> 00:18:53,465
- and we can go save these people?
- Deal!
443
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,267
Got you.
444
00:18:56,351 --> 00:18:58,637
A rat trapped in an airlock.
445
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,472
That sounds about right.
446
00:19:00,555 --> 00:19:02,140
Any last words?
447
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:03,903
Please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me!
448
00:19:03,904 --> 00:19:05,435
I'm just a freak like you, see?
449
00:19:07,187 --> 00:19:09,105
It wore off! I'm not a freak anymore!
450
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,483
Hey, would you look at that! Great!
451
00:19:11,566 --> 00:19:13,526
You're normal now.
452
00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,487
Enjoy your walk in space.
453
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:23,745
Wait. Why is the air not
being forced from my lungs?
454
00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:27,332
The Farm! It's real?
455
00:19:27,415 --> 00:19:29,334
Isn't it beautiful? The
missions might be long,
456
00:19:29,417 --> 00:19:32,462
but it's worth it every
time we get back.
457
00:19:32,545 --> 00:19:34,673
Ooh! Do I have egg on my face.
458
00:19:34,756 --> 00:19:36,633
Sir, I'm sorry for the whole...
459
00:19:36,716 --> 00:19:38,802
- mutiny thing.
- I get it.
460
00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:41,471
The Farm does seem unbelievable.
461
00:19:41,554 --> 00:19:44,015
No, I'm sorry I reacted the way I did.
462
00:19:44,072 --> 00:19:45,432
We should have just talked it out.
463
00:19:45,433 --> 00:19:47,185
Which is what I said we should do!
464
00:19:47,268 --> 00:19:49,980
Next time, we'll avoid a
mutiny before it happens.
465
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:52,440
Maybe paint the ship
some friendlier colors,
466
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,693
turn on some lights
so it isn't so creepy.
467
00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:58,238
Enjoy your path to recovery, my friends.
468
00:20:01,908 --> 00:20:03,451
Oh, it's just the way I laugh.
469
00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:18,258
This is where we have to say goodbye.
470
00:20:18,341 --> 00:20:20,093
I never wanted to leave you.
471
00:20:20,176 --> 00:20:22,345
You're not a freak.
You're just a good dog.
472
00:20:22,429 --> 00:20:25,140
I will never give up trying
to get you back home.
473
00:20:25,223 --> 00:20:28,226
Tendi, you have been
an exemplary creator.
474
00:20:28,309 --> 00:20:30,729
But do not cry. I like it here!
475
00:20:30,812 --> 00:20:32,397
There's far more space to run
476
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:34,566
and many fascinating things
upon which to urinate.
477
00:20:34,649 --> 00:20:37,277
Oh, wow. I'm so glad you're happy!
478
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:40,030
Well, The Dog, then I
guess this is goodbye.
479
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:41,573
Farewell, Tendi.
480
00:20:41,656 --> 00:20:45,410
May the suns shine upon you.
481
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,705
Wait. You knew she could talk and walk?
482
00:20:48,788 --> 00:20:50,582
Yeah, of course she
can talk. She's a dog.
483
00:20:50,665 --> 00:20:52,402
Normal dogs don't do any of that stuff.
484
00:20:52,403 --> 00:20:53,418
They don't?
485
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,621
Wait. But normal dogs hover
and spit lightning, right?
486
00:20:55,670 --> 00:20:58,465
- No, none of that!
- Oh!
487
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,967
Well, then this is starting
to make a lot more sense.
488
00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,511
Hey, you are a freak.
489
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,431
I know! I just didn't want you to worry.
490
00:21:06,514 --> 00:21:08,641
Oh, she's such a good girl.
491
00:21:08,725 --> 00:21:11,978
Oh, we call dibs on this cutie.
492
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:13,605
- Oh.
- No, he shouldn't
493
00:21:13,688 --> 00:21:15,607
even be here. He's not a freak anymore.
494
00:21:15,690 --> 00:21:17,776
- You're not?
- I, uh, I have acid reflux.
495
00:21:17,859 --> 00:21:20,236
That's kind of freakish.
496
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,614
Wait, wait, wait!
497
00:21:22,697 --> 00:21:24,365
No.
498
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,710
Not today, snot!
499
00:21:42,050 --> 00:21:44,469
Durga, report.
500
00:21:44,552 --> 00:21:47,806
There's some sort of alien
entity inside the ship.
501
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:49,516
- Oh, you think?
- Okay, everybody,
502
00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:50,879
we're gonna get you out of here.
503
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:56,981
- Warren, beam us out of here.
- I'm trying. There's too many.
504
00:21:57,065 --> 00:21:58,218
We-we won't have time.
505
00:21:59,425 --> 00:22:00,610
Rutherford!
506
00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:02,402
We need your transporter
thing up and running now!
507
00:22:02,403 --> 00:22:03,530
It made Boimler weird!
508
00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:04,656
Boim us out of here!
509
00:22:07,075 --> 00:22:09,102
- Hold on!
- Rutherford!
510
00:22:18,795 --> 00:22:20,672
Come on, baby. Give
Rutherford the juice!
511
00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:33,518
Oh, man, I knew you could do it, Ruthy!
512
00:22:33,601 --> 00:22:35,353
Why are we still in phase?
513
00:22:35,436 --> 00:22:36,980
Ah, it's just cosmetic.
514
00:22:37,063 --> 00:22:41,693
It's just cosmetic.
515
00:22:45,446 --> 00:22:47,490
Captain's log.
516
00:22:47,574 --> 00:22:49,909
The evacuation of the U.S.S.
Rubidoux was a success,
517
00:22:49,993 --> 00:22:52,537
thanks to the quick thinking
of the Cerritos crew.
518
00:22:52,620 --> 00:22:55,874
While the exact classification
of this space entity eludes us,
519
00:22:55,957 --> 00:23:00,086
we believe it to be peaceful,
in search of a home.
520
00:23:01,796 --> 00:23:03,006
You're cured?
521
00:23:03,089 --> 00:23:04,549
I mean, see? I knew you'd be fine.
522
00:23:04,632 --> 00:23:06,551
Listen, you got to mess me up again.
523
00:23:06,634 --> 00:23:08,834
Not permanently, but maybe,
like, a nice two-week freak.
524
00:23:08,835 --> 00:23:10,722
I have been tinkering with
some ancient plasmas.
525
00:23:10,805 --> 00:23:13,391
Aw. Good afternoon. I'm Tendi.
526
00:23:13,474 --> 00:23:16,019
How are you today? Ugh. Ugh!
527
00:23:16,102 --> 00:23:18,897
Ugh! She licked me. What a weirdo!
528
00:23:18,980 --> 00:23:20,732
Would you look at that?
529
00:23:20,815 --> 00:23:22,692
Nothing like a big, crazy
alien to remind you
530
00:23:22,775 --> 00:23:24,903
why "space explorer"
is such a great gig.
531
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,571
Yeah, it's the best.
532
00:23:26,654 --> 00:23:29,824
Well, Starfleet isn't perfect,
but my offer still stands.
533
00:23:29,908 --> 00:23:32,911
If you want a chance to lead
by example, I'd have your back.
534
00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,122
Yeah, if I was gonna rank up
for anyone, it would be you,
535
00:23:36,206 --> 00:23:38,246
but, you know, I still have
some stuff to figure out
536
00:23:38,329 --> 00:23:40,206
while I'm lower decks,
about who I want to be.
537
00:23:40,289 --> 00:23:42,712
Like, maybe I'll buckle
down and become a captain.
538
00:23:42,778 --> 00:23:44,338
Maybe I won't. Probably won't.
539
00:23:44,339 --> 00:23:46,382
- I just need time to find me.
- I know you will.
540
00:23:46,466 --> 00:23:49,552
Well, well, well, beautiful
Captain Ramsey.
541
00:23:49,636 --> 00:23:51,554
I'd love to buy you a drink.
542
00:23:53,039 --> 00:23:55,680
Oh. Sorry, Ransom. Instincts kicked in.
543
00:23:55,683 --> 00:23:57,685
I'll take a pass on that drink.
544
00:23:59,646 --> 00:24:01,272
Good one, Ramsey.
545
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:03,608
That's our thing. She's kidding.
546
00:24:40,109 --> 00:24:46,109
Sync & corrections by Costa Dax
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547
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,941
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
548
00:25:36,717 --> 00:25:37,717
Chirp.
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