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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,127 --> 00:00:04,462 This is what you missed last week on Shameless. 2 00:00:06,007 --> 00:00:08,925 Well, just watch your screen. You'll get it. 3 00:00:09,135 --> 00:00:12,762 Been reading about this Purity Ball. You can re-dedicate yourself as a virgin. 4 00:00:12,930 --> 00:00:14,264 Confess your transgressions. 5 00:00:17,059 --> 00:00:18,768 I'll give you the damn car. 6 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:20,979 You have to stand up to him, Kash. 7 00:00:23,315 --> 00:00:25,775 Put it back. Now. 8 00:00:25,985 --> 00:00:28,862 - What are you doing? - It's a fucking Snickers bar. 9 00:00:29,071 --> 00:00:30,822 Fuck. 10 00:00:31,032 --> 00:00:32,365 I bought her a house. 11 00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:35,285 You'll be living with Steve in the house he bought. 12 00:00:35,453 --> 00:00:37,495 - Show me the house. - I like you, Fiona. 13 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:38,788 You remember Steve? 14 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,835 - Yeah, how's it going? - All I need is your signature... 15 00:00:44,003 --> 00:00:46,129 ...and Monica's, and the money is all yours. 16 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:48,757 - Monica's over at Sheila's. - Who the hell's Monica? 17 00:00:48,924 --> 00:00:50,925 - Our mother. - Oh, my God. 18 00:00:51,093 --> 00:00:54,929 How about Moni sign whatever the hell it is you need, we get Liam? 19 00:00:55,097 --> 00:00:57,265 - Done. - You don't get to abandon your kids... 20 00:00:57,433 --> 00:01:00,101 ...and then show up to take your pick of the litter. 21 00:01:00,269 --> 00:01:05,690 - Roberta and I wanna start a family. - But you're here now. So I'm done. 22 00:02:22,428 --> 00:02:25,347 So how long you plan on us staying here playing house? 23 00:02:25,514 --> 00:02:29,601 Did you see those kids' faces? Did you see the way they looked at me? 24 00:02:29,810 --> 00:02:32,103 I'm not supporting six kids. 25 00:02:32,271 --> 00:02:33,772 We get the DNA results tomorrow... 26 00:02:33,939 --> 00:02:35,690 ...it'll prove Liam's not Frank's. - Shh! 27 00:02:35,900 --> 00:02:39,110 That way if the shit head changes his mind, he can't take Liam. 28 00:02:39,278 --> 00:02:42,947 - Keep quiet. They're sleeping. - We are gonna make a family Baby 29 00:02:43,115 --> 00:02:48,036 I'm gonna take care of you and Liam like Frank never could. 30 00:02:48,204 --> 00:02:53,041 - I am going to bed. - Possession is nine-tenths of the law. 31 00:03:10,434 --> 00:03:12,435 It's so quiet. 32 00:03:13,979 --> 00:03:16,106 It's nice, right? 33 00:03:21,570 --> 00:03:23,113 Yeah. 34 00:03:23,864 --> 00:03:25,281 It has to be E-6... 35 00:03:25,449 --> 00:03:27,450 ...it's the only spot left big enough for a carrier. 36 00:03:27,618 --> 00:03:29,994 - No, it's not. - You're lying. 37 00:03:30,162 --> 00:03:33,081 Monica didn't even bother to read to them or tuck them in. 38 00:03:33,249 --> 00:03:35,792 She probably forgot to use Liam's ass cream too. 39 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:39,462 - Yes, it is. You're cheating again. - No, I'm not. 40 00:03:39,630 --> 00:03:43,383 Carl, go back to your room. Debbie, go to sleep. School tomorrow. 41 00:03:43,551 --> 00:03:45,802 - We're almost done. - You both brush your teeth? 42 00:03:45,970 --> 00:03:47,846 - Yes. - Yeah. 43 00:03:48,013 --> 00:03:51,391 Carl. Go. Now. 44 00:03:53,394 --> 00:03:57,605 - Night, Carl. - Night, Fiona. Love you. 45 00:03:58,149 --> 00:04:00,233 - Love you, Fiona. - Love you too. 46 00:04:09,577 --> 00:04:12,203 And no reading under the covers. 47 00:04:19,044 --> 00:04:20,879 Monica, Carl needs something from you. 48 00:04:21,046 --> 00:04:23,089 - Here. - What? What's this? 49 00:04:23,257 --> 00:04:24,841 Permission slip. 50 00:04:25,050 --> 00:04:28,678 - You're going to the aquarium. When? - Today. I need $10. 51 00:04:28,846 --> 00:04:30,722 - What for? - Admission fee. 52 00:04:30,890 --> 00:04:34,476 - School doesn't pay for that? - No. And he'll need money for food. 53 00:04:34,643 --> 00:04:37,020 Grab him an instant oatmeal and a Pop-Tart. 54 00:04:37,188 --> 00:04:39,981 - Makes a great lunch. - Deb, what are you doing? 55 00:04:40,149 --> 00:04:43,902 I'm looking for a poster board and markers. I'm running for re-election. 56 00:04:44,111 --> 00:04:46,362 Ian, could you help her? 57 00:04:46,530 --> 00:04:50,033 If you would tell me these things before it'd be better in the morning. 58 00:04:50,242 --> 00:04:52,327 - I need 40 bucks. - No. 59 00:04:52,495 --> 00:04:56,414 - Bob, do you have a five? - In my wallet. Where it's gonna stay. 60 00:04:56,582 --> 00:05:00,710 I need a new calculus textbook. I can get it used, only cost 20. 61 00:05:00,878 --> 00:05:02,962 Where are our lunches? 62 00:05:03,464 --> 00:05:05,048 Huh? 63 00:05:06,467 --> 00:05:07,759 Um... 64 00:05:07,927 --> 00:05:11,846 What is everybody looking at? Start spreading peanut butter on bread. 65 00:05:12,056 --> 00:05:13,640 Right. 66 00:05:13,849 --> 00:05:16,684 So... Okay, where's the jelly? 67 00:05:18,354 --> 00:05:20,188 Hey, listen. I'm running this kitchen. 68 00:05:20,356 --> 00:05:23,858 We're gonna have an assembly line. You, right there. Tallest to shortest. 69 00:05:24,026 --> 00:05:27,779 Fucking Monica. She can barely cook an egg. She didn't even make them lunches. 70 00:05:27,947 --> 00:05:31,866 She's got them leaving late while that fat lesbian sits on her ass doing nothing. 71 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:34,118 It's freezing. 72 00:05:34,328 --> 00:05:37,080 Go over and help out. 73 00:05:37,248 --> 00:05:39,207 - Fuck her. - She's driving you crazy. 74 00:05:39,375 --> 00:05:41,835 - I'm fine. - All right, then it's driving me crazy. 75 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:44,295 Believe me, I'll be back over there soon enough. 76 00:05:44,463 --> 00:05:46,214 You get any sleep last night? 77 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:50,385 She left Carl at Oktoberfest until November. 78 00:05:50,553 --> 00:05:53,596 This is a woman who burned a hole in Liam's footie pajamas... 79 00:05:53,764 --> 00:05:56,057 ...when she fell asleep smoking while nursing. 80 00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,560 - She came back. - She's a flake. 81 00:05:58,727 --> 00:06:01,062 Okay? She never called, she never came by. 82 00:06:01,230 --> 00:06:04,607 She never sent those kids a fucking birthday card. 83 00:06:05,442 --> 00:06:07,694 I mean, it must have been hard when she left. 84 00:06:07,862 --> 00:06:10,113 - Destroyed the kids. - I meant you. 85 00:06:10,281 --> 00:06:12,782 Oh, heh, I wept tears of joy. 86 00:06:12,950 --> 00:06:14,242 We need a couch. 87 00:06:15,536 --> 00:06:17,287 - You should talk to a lawyer. - Heh, right. 88 00:06:17,454 --> 00:06:20,081 I can't keep food on the table but I'm hiring a lawyer. 89 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,667 Just to find out what Monica can and can't do. 90 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,295 Here, you know what? I gotta get to work. 91 00:06:25,462 --> 00:06:27,922 - Hup! Catch. - Wha...? What's this? 92 00:06:28,090 --> 00:06:29,757 Your own cell phone. 93 00:06:29,925 --> 00:06:34,137 - I don't want you buying me stuff. - It's what couples do. 94 00:06:34,597 --> 00:06:36,598 Get us a couch. 95 00:06:41,604 --> 00:06:43,229 Okay. Um... 96 00:06:45,733 --> 00:06:46,858 Okay. 97 00:06:47,484 --> 00:06:49,235 Everyone. 98 00:06:52,239 --> 00:06:54,657 We won't be here when you get home from school. 99 00:06:54,825 --> 00:06:56,034 - Why? - What? 100 00:06:56,994 --> 00:07:00,455 - Fiona always tells us why. - None of your damn business why. 101 00:07:00,623 --> 00:07:03,291 - Bob. - Your mother told you to go, so go. 102 00:07:03,459 --> 00:07:05,418 - Out. - Go on, guys. I'll catch up. 103 00:07:06,712 --> 00:07:10,506 Bye. Bye. Bye. 104 00:07:15,179 --> 00:07:18,473 I don't care what the fucking DNA test says... 105 00:07:18,641 --> 00:07:20,391 ...you're not taking Liam. 106 00:07:21,185 --> 00:07:24,270 - We'll see about that. - Yeah, we will. 107 00:07:24,438 --> 00:07:27,857 We having a problem, Phillip? 108 00:07:28,025 --> 00:07:29,859 I don't know, Bob, let's see. 109 00:07:30,027 --> 00:07:32,862 You're camped out in my house, you're fucking my mother... 110 00:07:33,030 --> 00:07:36,574 ...and talking about stealing my brother, why would we have problem? 111 00:07:36,742 --> 00:07:39,077 - Boy, I will kick your... - Stop it. Hey. 112 00:07:39,411 --> 00:07:42,038 Congratulations, Mom, you always knew how to pick them. 113 00:07:42,206 --> 00:07:43,623 Lip. 114 00:07:47,211 --> 00:07:50,797 Lip. 115 00:07:50,965 --> 00:07:53,091 Please stop. 116 00:07:53,384 --> 00:07:55,134 Please. 117 00:07:55,636 --> 00:07:58,304 - We haven't had a chance to talk. - Don't worry about it. 118 00:07:58,514 --> 00:08:01,641 No, I do. I... 119 00:08:01,809 --> 00:08:04,894 Oh, jeez. I don't know where to start. 120 00:08:05,062 --> 00:08:06,938 How to explain. 121 00:08:07,106 --> 00:08:09,190 I worry about you. 122 00:08:09,858 --> 00:08:13,069 I think about you all the time. 123 00:08:13,445 --> 00:08:15,321 I miss you. 124 00:08:15,739 --> 00:08:18,700 There's so much I wanna ask you. How's school? 125 00:08:21,787 --> 00:08:25,873 You were always so smart, my Lip. 126 00:08:27,209 --> 00:08:29,877 I know you can do anything. 127 00:08:30,045 --> 00:08:32,964 I'm so sorry I hurt you. 128 00:08:35,718 --> 00:08:37,677 Look at me. 129 00:08:45,644 --> 00:08:49,939 Next time you're thinking about dropping in, don't. 130 00:08:50,482 --> 00:08:53,026 You've fucked up our lives enough already. 131 00:09:01,744 --> 00:09:04,704 Touched by an Angel marathon on Hallmark this weekend. 132 00:09:04,872 --> 00:09:06,289 Ooh, I always liked that one. 133 00:09:06,457 --> 00:09:08,750 Except the Irish lady. She's weird. 134 00:09:08,917 --> 00:09:11,335 A Gunsmoke marathon on TBS too. 135 00:09:11,545 --> 00:09:13,046 Think we could get it painted? 136 00:09:14,548 --> 00:09:16,924 - The car. - Anything you want, princess. 137 00:09:17,092 --> 00:09:20,261 I am just so proud of you for deciding to go to the Purity Ball... 138 00:09:20,763 --> 00:09:23,598 ...and letting me protect you the way Jesus intended, huh? 139 00:09:23,766 --> 00:09:27,560 - Have fun at school, sweetie. - Bye, Mom. 140 00:09:28,729 --> 00:09:33,483 Frank, I made Belgian crepes with raspberries... 141 00:09:33,650 --> 00:09:36,486 ...and there's a little maple syrup. - I can't. I'm late. 142 00:09:36,653 --> 00:09:39,280 - Where you going? - I told you. I'm picking up Monica... 143 00:09:39,448 --> 00:09:43,159 ...going to the city clerk's office, signing the settlement, and getting the money. 144 00:09:43,327 --> 00:09:46,788 - So Monica? - Yes, Monica. 145 00:09:46,955 --> 00:09:49,123 You want me to get the money, don't you? 146 00:09:49,291 --> 00:09:51,709 - Is that the only reason? - Yes. 147 00:09:51,877 --> 00:09:54,378 - Frank, are you coming home for dinner? - Absolutely. 148 00:09:54,546 --> 00:09:56,714 - Are you sure? - Yes. Yes. I'm late. 149 00:09:57,257 --> 00:09:58,966 I'm late. 150 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:22,156 Fuck. 151 00:10:28,997 --> 00:10:31,958 - Thank God we're leaving tomorrow. - I don't think I can. 152 00:10:32,126 --> 00:10:34,377 - Yes, you can. - These kids need me. 153 00:10:34,545 --> 00:10:37,004 - They're fine. - You didn't see Lip? 154 00:10:37,172 --> 00:10:40,508 - How broken-hearted he was? - Oh, honey, he'll get over it. 155 00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:43,094 We can't take Liam from his brothers and sisters. 156 00:10:43,262 --> 00:10:44,846 He's coming with us. 157 00:10:45,055 --> 00:10:47,306 No, the universe is giving me a sign. 158 00:10:47,474 --> 00:10:50,351 An opportunity to be the mother I never could be. 159 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:52,854 I always felt guilty about leaving those kids. 160 00:10:53,021 --> 00:10:56,983 I'm better now. I think I can handle it. 161 00:10:59,194 --> 00:11:00,820 Yeah. 162 00:11:02,072 --> 00:11:03,114 Look at me. 163 00:11:03,782 --> 00:11:05,992 Monica. Look... Uh-uh! 164 00:11:06,201 --> 00:11:08,786 Look at me. 165 00:11:09,371 --> 00:11:11,747 When we met, you were like a beaten dog. 166 00:11:11,915 --> 00:11:14,750 - Barely hanging on by a thread. - I am stronger now. 167 00:11:14,918 --> 00:11:19,130 But for how long if we stay here, baby? 168 00:11:19,298 --> 00:11:21,924 For how long? Hmm? 169 00:11:23,468 --> 00:11:28,264 We're getting the DNA results, then we're leaving with Liam. 170 00:11:31,268 --> 00:11:33,019 Oh, ho! 171 00:11:33,187 --> 00:11:36,022 I hope I'm not interrupting a pajama party, Moni. 172 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:39,567 That's what you ladies do? Pillow fights and the like? 173 00:11:39,735 --> 00:11:42,320 You wish you had a dick as big as mine. 174 00:11:42,487 --> 00:11:46,115 I am a man of ample girth and length. 175 00:11:46,283 --> 00:11:47,491 Ask Moni. 176 00:11:48,327 --> 00:11:50,703 If I seem unimpressive in my Wranglers... 177 00:11:50,913 --> 00:11:53,331 ...it's because I'm a grower, not a shower. 178 00:11:53,498 --> 00:11:57,585 But trust me, when it's time to show, I grow. 179 00:11:58,128 --> 00:12:00,546 Come on, Mrs. G, let's hit the road. 180 00:12:00,714 --> 00:12:02,798 Frankie's got some moola coming his way. 181 00:12:02,966 --> 00:12:04,800 Change of plans, Frankie. 182 00:12:06,762 --> 00:12:10,056 Monica's not signing those papers until you get Lip, Fiona and the kids... 183 00:12:10,224 --> 00:12:12,767 - ...on board with us taking Liam. - What? 184 00:12:12,935 --> 00:12:15,645 Monica needs to know that the kids aren't gonna hate her. 185 00:12:15,812 --> 00:12:18,814 - It's too late, they already hate her. - Don't push it, Frank. 186 00:12:19,024 --> 00:12:21,192 We could be asking for the spousal support... 187 00:12:21,360 --> 00:12:23,778 ...and half the settlement money. 188 00:12:26,365 --> 00:12:27,865 Fine. 189 00:12:28,242 --> 00:12:32,578 - Where's Fiona? - Next door. She moved in with Steve. 190 00:12:33,580 --> 00:12:35,623 Who the fuck is Steve? 191 00:12:46,510 --> 00:12:49,303 Oh, God. 192 00:12:59,439 --> 00:13:02,858 - That time of year again, Jasper? - Yeah, just like Christmas, Frank. 193 00:13:03,026 --> 00:13:05,319 - I know you've been naughty. - Stop following me. 194 00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:09,782 Got my camcorder right here. Just a matter of time before I catch you. 195 00:13:09,992 --> 00:13:11,867 Fuck off. 196 00:13:24,214 --> 00:13:25,631 How's Mickey doing? 197 00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:28,467 They still have him at the jail ward over at county. 198 00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:31,637 - You been over to visit him? - No. 199 00:13:32,097 --> 00:13:36,142 Those dyke guards pat you down like amateur gynecologists. 200 00:13:36,351 --> 00:13:38,269 How's Kash? 201 00:13:38,437 --> 00:13:41,814 Heh. Couple of the neighborhood watch ladies came by the store... 202 00:13:41,982 --> 00:13:44,358 ...offered to throw him a parade. 203 00:13:44,735 --> 00:13:46,068 Hmm. 204 00:13:46,236 --> 00:13:50,489 Kash had better move his family back to Baghdad before Mickey gets out. 205 00:13:50,657 --> 00:13:54,035 - He's from Evanston. - Won't be nearly far enough. 206 00:13:56,079 --> 00:13:58,789 - Mandy. - Lip. 207 00:13:58,957 --> 00:14:01,834 That's a nice outfit. What is that, uh, pirate wench? 208 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:03,919 You like? 209 00:14:05,714 --> 00:14:09,508 - What's your, uh, third period? - Health. Why? 210 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:11,677 Think we need to miss some school. 211 00:14:12,512 --> 00:14:13,596 See you. 212 00:14:21,772 --> 00:14:24,774 - Tony? - Somebody bought Mr. Harris' house? 213 00:14:24,941 --> 00:14:29,153 - Windows aren't boarded up anymore. - Yeah. Somebody did. 214 00:14:29,905 --> 00:14:31,697 Who? 215 00:14:32,324 --> 00:14:33,657 Steve. 216 00:14:36,703 --> 00:14:37,953 Yeah. 217 00:14:38,121 --> 00:14:40,414 Hope he can get the smell out. 218 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:45,002 Harris was dead on the toilet a long time before we found him. 219 00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,633 What was that about? 220 00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:55,513 Come on. 221 00:14:57,641 --> 00:14:59,016 Shit. 222 00:14:59,184 --> 00:15:02,353 - Careful, careful, careful. Stop. Ow! - I got it. I got it. 223 00:15:02,562 --> 00:15:06,565 - Okay. Girl power. And down, down. - Down, down, down. 224 00:15:06,733 --> 00:15:07,942 Oh, sorry. 225 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,778 - Nice couch. - What the hell, Frank? 226 00:15:11,446 --> 00:15:13,823 - Steve needs new locks. - You broke in? 227 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:16,659 - Living with the boyfriend. - What? 228 00:15:16,827 --> 00:15:20,371 She won't sign my settlement until you and the kids stop harassing her. 229 00:15:20,539 --> 00:15:22,331 We're not harassing her. 230 00:15:22,499 --> 00:15:25,876 - The boy needs to be with his mother. - He is with his mother. 231 00:15:26,044 --> 00:15:28,129 Till she decides to take off again. 232 00:15:28,296 --> 00:15:34,135 You obviously don't care. You've moved into this love nest. 233 00:15:34,302 --> 00:15:37,304 I didn't move. I'm staying here until your wife fucks up. 234 00:15:37,514 --> 00:15:39,557 What your mother and I decide to do... 235 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:44,854 ...with our son Liam is our business, Fiona, not yours. 236 00:15:45,021 --> 00:15:47,523 I am getting that money. 237 00:15:59,661 --> 00:16:00,870 So? 238 00:16:01,037 --> 00:16:03,664 I think he might be serious. 239 00:16:06,334 --> 00:16:07,835 - Hey, Frank. - Fuck. 240 00:16:08,003 --> 00:16:09,044 Asshole. 241 00:16:10,297 --> 00:16:16,260 Yo, Frank. Sheila called and is making your favorite dinner. Pot roast. 242 00:16:16,428 --> 00:16:20,097 Sheila's making you pot roast? Aw, that's so sweet. 243 00:16:20,265 --> 00:16:24,226 And that Jasper guy was hanging around again asking questions about you. 244 00:16:24,394 --> 00:16:27,104 Wanted to know how you felt. If you were back to work. 245 00:16:27,272 --> 00:16:29,231 Fucking disability guy. 246 00:16:29,399 --> 00:16:33,235 He's outside right now. Been following me around all morning. 247 00:16:33,403 --> 00:16:35,488 I told him you were training for a marathon. 248 00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:40,451 Every year that shit head tries to trip me up, stop my disability check. 249 00:16:40,619 --> 00:16:45,414 I finally get some luck and this douche with a video cam has to show up. 250 00:16:45,582 --> 00:16:48,918 - You don't have any luck, heh. - Hello? 251 00:16:49,085 --> 00:16:51,921 Settlement money. Thank you. 252 00:16:52,088 --> 00:16:56,050 If I can get Monica away from Rosey Grier long enough to sign the thing. 253 00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:58,802 Well, my guess, Bob won't let Monica out of her sight. 254 00:16:58,970 --> 00:17:01,305 She did look beautiful, though, didn't she? 255 00:17:01,473 --> 00:17:03,224 Really keeping herself up. 256 00:17:04,768 --> 00:17:06,060 Uh-huh. 257 00:17:06,228 --> 00:17:09,230 Yeah, what about, uh, Sheila and the pot roast? 258 00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:14,235 She's like mouth herpes. The gift that keeps on giving. 259 00:17:14,402 --> 00:17:17,905 No, Monica is my soul mate. 260 00:17:18,114 --> 00:17:19,740 We just click. 261 00:17:19,950 --> 00:17:21,951 Two lesbians at home, the promise of cash. 262 00:17:22,118 --> 00:17:24,328 Maybe your luck has changed, Frank. 263 00:17:24,496 --> 00:17:26,163 Nah! 264 00:17:28,124 --> 00:17:29,166 No. 265 00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:31,835 - What are we looking for? - Override parental rights. 266 00:17:32,003 --> 00:17:34,421 We thinking DCFS or attorneys? 267 00:17:34,589 --> 00:17:37,091 Attorneys. I should have done this when I turned 18. 268 00:17:37,259 --> 00:17:40,219 Frank was so broken after Monica left, he would have signed. 269 00:17:40,387 --> 00:17:43,222 Here's someone. Mark Rydell. 270 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:44,932 "He'll fight for you... 271 00:17:45,100 --> 00:17:47,810 ...when you can't fight for yourself." - Asian cowboy? Don't think so. 272 00:17:49,354 --> 00:17:52,231 Ooh. What about that lady that helped get Carl and Debbie back... 273 00:17:52,399 --> 00:17:54,650 ...when Frank locked them in that car at bingo? 274 00:17:54,818 --> 00:17:56,277 Micha Davis. 275 00:17:57,237 --> 00:17:59,405 - Is this her? - It looks like she just shit in her pants. 276 00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:01,407 - Heh. - Keep looking. 277 00:18:01,700 --> 00:18:03,450 Ah... 278 00:18:03,618 --> 00:18:07,204 There's one. Christine Dowling. Attractive, professional. 279 00:18:07,372 --> 00:18:11,917 And it looks like she might actually have a law degree. Let's call her. 280 00:18:13,003 --> 00:18:15,004 Where'd you get the car? 281 00:18:15,213 --> 00:18:17,464 Borrowed it from Steve. 282 00:18:17,632 --> 00:18:19,758 I've been working with him a bit. 283 00:18:20,302 --> 00:18:21,719 Doing what? 284 00:18:24,431 --> 00:18:27,683 Uh, you better not let Fiona find out about it or she'll kill you. 285 00:18:27,851 --> 00:18:29,143 And him. 286 00:18:31,479 --> 00:18:33,272 You doing okay? 287 00:18:33,898 --> 00:18:35,649 Lot going on. 288 00:18:36,109 --> 00:18:38,777 Yeah. It's weird having Monica back. 289 00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:42,031 Yeah. Yeah, that too. 290 00:18:43,825 --> 00:18:44,950 What, something else? 291 00:18:46,578 --> 00:18:48,829 It's kind of hard to explain. 292 00:18:49,664 --> 00:18:51,165 Try me. 293 00:18:52,042 --> 00:18:55,794 Mickey's gay and we're doing it. And Kash shot Mickey because of me. 294 00:18:55,962 --> 00:18:58,589 Mickey would rather go to juvie than admit he's gay. 295 00:18:58,757 --> 00:19:04,136 So I'm doing both Kash and Mickey. Well, not so much Kash lately. 296 00:19:04,304 --> 00:19:07,389 When Kash and me were hot and heavy, Linda found out about it... 297 00:19:07,557 --> 00:19:10,309 ...and is blackmailing Kash into have another kid. 298 00:19:10,477 --> 00:19:12,144 Holy shit. 299 00:19:12,312 --> 00:19:14,313 Yeah. 300 00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:17,107 Here they come. 301 00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:24,073 - I think I'm gonna go see him today. - Who, Kash? 302 00:19:24,240 --> 00:19:26,950 No, Mickey. He's in jail awaiting sentencing. 303 00:19:34,501 --> 00:19:37,503 I wanna know what I have to do to adopt my toddler brother... 304 00:19:37,671 --> 00:19:40,547 ...and possibly my other siblings, and raise them as my own. 305 00:19:40,715 --> 00:19:43,050 - Are both your parents still alive? - Yes. 306 00:19:43,218 --> 00:19:44,927 - Incompetent? - Very. 307 00:19:46,304 --> 00:19:49,765 Okay. Well, you're talking about vacating their parental rights... 308 00:19:49,933 --> 00:19:52,184 ...and becoming legal guardian of how many? 309 00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,062 - Five. - Well, that's a lot of kids. 310 00:19:57,357 --> 00:19:59,692 Law's pretty strict regarding parental rights. 311 00:19:59,859 --> 00:20:02,486 You'd need to prove incompetence. Do you have a case? 312 00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:04,154 How much time do you have? 313 00:20:04,322 --> 00:20:06,990 - I have a folder. - You got a folder. Okay. 314 00:20:11,204 --> 00:20:13,622 - It looks like your mother... - Monica. 315 00:20:13,790 --> 00:20:15,749 Monica left a couple of years ago? 316 00:20:15,917 --> 00:20:17,418 Twenty-one-and-a-half months. 317 00:20:17,585 --> 00:20:19,628 - Is she back now? - Sort of. 318 00:20:20,338 --> 00:20:23,799 And your father, Frank Gallagher. Wow, he's a live one. 319 00:20:24,342 --> 00:20:25,759 Drinker? 320 00:20:30,974 --> 00:20:32,474 Yeah. 321 00:20:33,435 --> 00:20:36,645 Uh, do you make federal poverty level wages for a family of six? 322 00:20:36,813 --> 00:20:37,855 How much is that? 323 00:20:38,356 --> 00:20:40,566 - Thirty grand a year or so. - Heh. Pfft! 324 00:20:43,945 --> 00:20:45,821 You don't earn enough to support them... 325 00:20:45,989 --> 00:20:48,907 ...and we'd have to prove your parents incompetent? 326 00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,118 I know it bites the big one... 327 00:20:51,286 --> 00:20:55,205 ...but the best case is county places your brothers and sisters in foster care... 328 00:20:55,373 --> 00:20:57,833 ...while you and your father fight over custody. 329 00:20:59,586 --> 00:21:01,754 - Mrs. Gallagher? - Yeah. 330 00:21:02,839 --> 00:21:04,214 - Thank you. - Yeah. 331 00:21:08,178 --> 00:21:10,012 He's Frank's. 332 00:21:11,723 --> 00:21:14,016 - What? - Frank's the father. 333 00:21:14,184 --> 00:21:16,351 How the fuck is this possible? 334 00:21:16,519 --> 00:21:19,229 I don't know. I thought I got pregnant when I did E... 335 00:21:19,397 --> 00:21:23,275 ...with that bouncer at the Zebra Lounge. I woke up naked. 336 00:21:24,235 --> 00:21:26,111 The law is still on our side. 337 00:21:26,279 --> 00:21:28,155 - What? - You're the mother. 338 00:21:28,323 --> 00:21:29,364 - Yeah. Mm-hm. 339 00:21:29,532 --> 00:21:33,035 So we find Frank today, tell him we'll sign his settlement papers... 340 00:21:33,203 --> 00:21:36,246 ...in exchange for him signing over his parental rights. 341 00:21:36,748 --> 00:21:41,543 After that, there ain't a damn thing Fiona can do about it. Come on, Monica. 342 00:21:44,547 --> 00:21:46,840 Shit. He's not ruining my fucking family. 343 00:21:47,008 --> 00:21:52,095 I swear to God, he's not gonna take my son away from me. Fuck this shit. 344 00:21:52,931 --> 00:21:54,431 Wow. 345 00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:58,227 - They look unhappy. - Yeah. 346 00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:07,778 The two women who just left must not have been happy with the news they got. 347 00:22:07,946 --> 00:22:09,321 Oh, yeah, happens. 348 00:22:09,489 --> 00:22:12,699 Had a guy last month hang himself from a pipe in the men's room. 349 00:22:14,369 --> 00:22:15,744 So can I help you? 350 00:22:15,912 --> 00:22:20,082 Yeah, I think, uh, maybe you can. 351 00:23:10,049 --> 00:23:12,050 How long you gonna keep this up, Jasper? 352 00:23:12,218 --> 00:23:14,219 As long as it takes this time. 353 00:23:14,387 --> 00:23:18,765 Insurer is sick and tired of paying you. We know you're faking. 354 00:23:18,933 --> 00:23:21,810 Gonna pay me a thousand bucks for proving it. 355 00:23:26,399 --> 00:23:28,108 Hey, Jasper. 356 00:23:34,157 --> 00:23:36,241 Monica? 357 00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,578 You here? 358 00:23:40,330 --> 00:23:44,917 I talked to Fiona. Everything's good. 359 00:23:45,501 --> 00:23:47,294 Monica? 360 00:23:52,759 --> 00:23:54,384 Bleh! 361 00:24:14,739 --> 00:24:16,740 Oh, shit. Unh. 362 00:24:22,288 --> 00:24:25,707 - Where's Fiona? - Doesn't live here anymore. 363 00:24:25,875 --> 00:24:28,460 - Monica? - Nope. 364 00:24:29,504 --> 00:24:32,214 I think I broke my arm. 365 00:24:32,382 --> 00:24:33,465 Uh-huh. 366 00:24:33,633 --> 00:24:35,342 It hurts a lot. 367 00:24:37,470 --> 00:24:39,346 Yeah. 368 00:24:41,808 --> 00:24:43,642 - That one? - Yeah. 369 00:24:44,894 --> 00:24:46,478 Ow! What the...? 370 00:24:46,938 --> 00:24:49,231 Go get your bike. 371 00:24:52,318 --> 00:24:54,695 - You sure you're ready for this? - Hell, yeah. 372 00:24:54,862 --> 00:24:58,156 I mean, just because Liam's Frank's doesn't mean the rest of us are. 373 00:24:58,324 --> 00:25:00,117 Yep. 374 00:25:00,284 --> 00:25:06,415 All right. It says here, all we have to do is... 375 00:25:06,582 --> 00:25:09,668 ...swab our own cheeks and send it back in. 376 00:25:09,836 --> 00:25:12,379 Yeah, and pay them 150 bucks each. 377 00:25:12,547 --> 00:25:15,090 On the off chance we're not related to Frank... 378 00:25:15,258 --> 00:25:17,759 ...tt's totally worth it. Open up. 379 00:25:20,638 --> 00:25:22,681 It's actually pretty cool. 380 00:25:22,849 --> 00:25:26,226 There's a lot of shit we could figure out about ourselves in here. 381 00:25:26,394 --> 00:25:29,271 Yeah, like, uh, if we got the alcoholic gene from Frank. 382 00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:31,148 Yeah, or the dummy gene from Monica. 383 00:25:31,315 --> 00:25:34,317 Or, uh, if any of us is gonna turn out to be gay. 384 00:25:34,485 --> 00:25:35,861 - Nice. - Heh. 385 00:26:03,347 --> 00:26:05,057 Now. 386 00:26:10,938 --> 00:26:12,105 Carl. 387 00:26:12,273 --> 00:26:15,317 Carl. Carl. 388 00:26:16,861 --> 00:26:18,779 I think you broke his arm. 389 00:26:18,946 --> 00:26:21,490 - Oh, shit. - Can I go to the hospital now? 390 00:26:21,657 --> 00:26:23,492 Just give me a couple of more yells first. 391 00:26:23,659 --> 00:26:25,035 Ow! 392 00:26:25,203 --> 00:26:27,037 - Oh, my boy. - Ow! 393 00:26:28,748 --> 00:26:32,334 Oh, wow, that roast smells amazing. 394 00:26:33,086 --> 00:26:36,088 Don't get any ideas. It's not for you. 395 00:26:36,255 --> 00:26:38,799 Frank's not coming back. He's with his wife now. 396 00:26:38,966 --> 00:26:40,675 Mm. 397 00:26:40,843 --> 00:26:43,345 I know how disappointed you get when nobody's here... 398 00:26:43,513 --> 00:26:45,347 ...to eat your wonderful meals. 399 00:26:45,515 --> 00:26:47,349 Mom. 400 00:26:48,976 --> 00:26:51,269 - Where is my dress? - Ah! 401 00:26:51,604 --> 00:26:56,358 - That's perfect. It's so good. - Okay. Heh. 402 00:26:56,526 --> 00:26:59,027 Ah! Perfect. 403 00:26:59,237 --> 00:27:01,488 Okay, let get this side. 404 00:27:05,660 --> 00:27:08,078 My goodness. 405 00:27:08,246 --> 00:27:10,872 You look stunning. 406 00:27:14,043 --> 00:27:16,586 I am so proud of you. 407 00:27:20,758 --> 00:27:22,217 All right, Eddie. 408 00:27:22,718 --> 00:27:28,390 Why don't you join us for dinner before you both go to the Purity Ball? 409 00:27:28,933 --> 00:27:30,392 You're sure? 410 00:27:30,560 --> 00:27:34,312 I'll just save a plate for Frank. 411 00:27:34,856 --> 00:27:37,649 I don't know, man. That's what he was saying, though. 412 00:27:47,118 --> 00:27:49,494 Thanks for putting money in my commissary account. 413 00:27:49,662 --> 00:27:51,204 I was running low on smokes. 414 00:27:51,414 --> 00:27:52,914 Not me. Kash. 415 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:56,168 I told him you might still press charges. 416 00:27:57,545 --> 00:27:59,212 Thanks. 417 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,342 How long? 418 00:28:05,303 --> 00:28:08,221 I don't know. Supposed to be a year, right? 419 00:28:08,389 --> 00:28:11,349 Maybe only a couple of months if I don't do anything stupid. 420 00:28:11,851 --> 00:28:12,934 Like what? 421 00:28:13,102 --> 00:28:16,146 Like stab that fat Mick who keeps trying to steal my Jell-O. 422 00:28:16,314 --> 00:28:17,856 - Who, me? - Yeah. 423 00:28:18,024 --> 00:28:19,399 Fuck you. 424 00:28:23,446 --> 00:28:25,197 I miss you. 425 00:28:26,157 --> 00:28:28,950 You say that again, I'll rip your tongue out of your head. 426 00:28:38,711 --> 00:28:41,046 - Take your hand off the glass. - Oh. 427 00:29:28,052 --> 00:29:31,054 - Evening, officer, is everything okay? - I don't know. Is it? 428 00:29:31,222 --> 00:29:34,224 - Oh, hey, Tony, how you doing? - Good. 429 00:29:37,103 --> 00:29:40,939 So did I do something wrong? Tail light out? Low tire? 430 00:29:41,107 --> 00:29:44,025 No, no, no. Uh, congratulations on the new house. 431 00:29:45,653 --> 00:29:47,237 Yeah. 432 00:29:47,405 --> 00:29:50,282 Yeah, yeah. Nice little fixer-upper in the neighborhood. 433 00:29:50,449 --> 00:29:53,243 Hear the neighbors can be loud, though. Lots of kids. 434 00:29:53,911 --> 00:29:56,037 - Fiona's a good girl. - The best. 435 00:29:56,205 --> 00:29:59,416 Known her since we were in Head Start. Long time, you know. 436 00:30:03,170 --> 00:30:07,507 Just drive carefully. You don't wanna get hurt down here. 437 00:30:18,311 --> 00:30:19,394 Mm, this is good. 438 00:30:19,562 --> 00:30:25,108 So I'm just curious about what happens at the Purity Ball tonight. 439 00:30:25,276 --> 00:30:27,610 Oh, it's a Christian event designed to strengthen the bond... 440 00:30:27,778 --> 00:30:29,404 ...between fathers and daughters. 441 00:30:29,572 --> 00:30:32,907 We make a covenant, uh, of purity, like an oath. 442 00:30:33,075 --> 00:30:34,909 And then we exchange promise rings... 443 00:30:35,077 --> 00:30:39,289 ...and, uh, we do some chastity prayers. It's fun. 444 00:30:41,417 --> 00:30:42,876 Wow. 445 00:30:43,044 --> 00:30:46,338 Do they have these, um, balls for young men? 446 00:30:46,505 --> 00:30:48,214 Why would they? 447 00:30:50,343 --> 00:30:51,468 Aw. 448 00:30:51,635 --> 00:30:53,762 Ready to smile? 449 00:30:53,929 --> 00:30:57,265 Aw. Oh, that's so nice. 450 00:30:58,684 --> 00:31:00,602 It's beautiful. One more. One more. 451 00:31:01,145 --> 00:31:04,481 - Okay. - One more. One more. It's so nice. 452 00:31:05,274 --> 00:31:07,692 - Oh, yeah. - Hey, you're back. 453 00:31:07,860 --> 00:31:11,780 Oh, hell, yeah. Showed that Jasper a thing or two. 454 00:31:11,947 --> 00:31:15,450 Bastard's going to be begging me not to sue him. 455 00:31:15,618 --> 00:31:19,412 Let us have a bottle of your good stuff. I've got some money coming. 456 00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:22,916 When you die, I'm gonna go to your funeral and sing a song. It goes: 457 00:31:23,084 --> 00:31:24,959 I got money comin' 458 00:31:25,127 --> 00:31:28,254 Oh, boy. Bet you wish you had that vasectomy by now, huh? 459 00:31:32,093 --> 00:31:34,803 Thought you'd wanna know Carl's all right. Reset his arm. 460 00:31:34,970 --> 00:31:37,972 Yeah, so please, stay on your barstool and just keep drinking. 461 00:31:38,182 --> 00:31:40,350 Hey, let's just do what we came here to do. 462 00:31:40,518 --> 00:31:44,312 If you're looking for money, I don't have any yet. 463 00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:46,981 Your mom still hasn't signed my settlement papers. 464 00:31:47,149 --> 00:31:50,610 - I don't know where she's been all day. - Getting Liam's DNA results. 465 00:31:50,778 --> 00:31:54,572 - Congratulations, you're still the father. - Are you serious? 466 00:31:54,740 --> 00:31:57,784 Ooh. I thought that was always a rumor... 467 00:31:57,952 --> 00:32:01,538 ...about Nana Gallagher having an affair with that sax player. 468 00:32:01,705 --> 00:32:04,582 Promise you won't sign anything forfeiting parental rights. 469 00:32:04,750 --> 00:32:08,711 Come on. You know what a bad mother Monica is. 470 00:32:08,879 --> 00:32:12,173 I'm letting her pretend she can have him so I can get my settlement. 471 00:32:12,341 --> 00:32:16,553 - What if she doesn't give up that easy? - No, no, no. This is a win-win situation. 472 00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,847 Even if she takes him for a little while... 473 00:32:19,014 --> 00:32:22,517 ...she'll be back, crying about her low self-esteem... 474 00:32:22,685 --> 00:32:25,770 ...or how boys actually need their fathers... 475 00:32:25,938 --> 00:32:27,730 ...or penis grief, heh. 476 00:32:28,274 --> 00:32:31,693 That's when you wake up and look at the person next of you and you say: 477 00:32:31,861 --> 00:32:33,945 "Somebody help me. I just fucked a lady." 478 00:32:34,113 --> 00:32:36,865 I've never asked you for anything. Ever. 479 00:32:37,032 --> 00:32:40,452 Oh, come on. Will you please give me some time with this? 480 00:32:40,619 --> 00:32:43,788 - I can do this. I just... Don't pressure me. - I've gotta walk away. 481 00:32:43,998 --> 00:32:46,374 - What? - If I don't I'm gonna fucking hit him. 482 00:32:48,419 --> 00:32:50,211 What the hell. 483 00:32:53,466 --> 00:32:55,133 Fuck. 484 00:33:00,973 --> 00:33:02,098 Debs? 485 00:33:04,185 --> 00:33:09,731 You do this, you are on your own and I'm not kidding. I'm done. I'm gone. 486 00:33:09,899 --> 00:33:14,819 Bullshit. You'll never leave those monkeys. You love them too much. 487 00:33:14,987 --> 00:33:16,696 Kids. 488 00:33:17,907 --> 00:33:23,411 Before we begin, let me just say how proud we are of your desire to re-purify. 489 00:33:23,621 --> 00:33:27,290 My daughters participated and now, although still single... 490 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:30,960 ...are enjoying very spirit-filled lives. 491 00:33:31,754 --> 00:33:34,631 Patty, would you like to start? 492 00:33:36,592 --> 00:33:40,887 Last year, when I was singing madrigal, I started dating a boy in the choir. 493 00:33:41,096 --> 00:33:42,805 He said we were dating... 494 00:33:42,973 --> 00:33:47,435 ...but we never met outside of our make-out sessions in the rehearsal hall. 495 00:33:47,603 --> 00:33:54,234 I repeatedly let him touch me, my breasts, through my shirt and bra. 496 00:33:54,443 --> 00:33:58,780 And once I felt his rod touch my leg. 497 00:33:58,948 --> 00:34:01,950 So embarrassing. I can't believe I let him do this. I'm sorry. 498 00:34:02,117 --> 00:34:04,494 Thank you. I want to thank you for your courage... 499 00:34:04,662 --> 00:34:06,704 ...to confront your struggles with desire. 500 00:34:07,581 --> 00:34:10,875 Who's next? Elaine? 501 00:34:13,629 --> 00:34:16,506 Hi. My name is Elaine... 502 00:34:17,383 --> 00:34:21,594 ...and I only touched one penis. 503 00:34:21,762 --> 00:34:23,555 Once. 504 00:34:23,722 --> 00:34:26,266 If I didn't, I was gonna get hit with a pipe. 505 00:34:26,433 --> 00:34:31,354 God, why did you let my daughter become a slave to the flesh? 506 00:34:31,522 --> 00:34:33,690 I was gonna get hit with a pipe. 507 00:34:38,153 --> 00:34:40,405 Uh, so the lawyer said there's nothing you can do? 508 00:34:40,573 --> 00:34:42,949 If we sue it could backfire, make things worse. 509 00:34:46,829 --> 00:34:49,539 Jesus. This place still smells like old man Harris. 510 00:34:49,707 --> 00:34:52,208 - What did Monica want? - To come over for dinner. 511 00:34:52,376 --> 00:34:54,377 Some kind of a family meeting. 512 00:34:54,587 --> 00:34:56,796 Ha, ha, family? Fucking load of shit. 513 00:34:56,964 --> 00:34:59,382 - You told her we know Liam's Frank's? - Yeah. 514 00:35:02,177 --> 00:35:03,344 You have any pot? 515 00:35:03,512 --> 00:35:06,723 If I have to go see Mom conscious, I might commit a violent felony. 516 00:35:06,890 --> 00:35:10,018 That's the first time in a long time I've heard you call her Mom. 517 00:35:10,477 --> 00:35:11,936 I did? 518 00:35:12,896 --> 00:35:15,607 I don't know if I ever felt like she was my mom. 519 00:35:15,774 --> 00:35:17,609 Ian and I got our DNA test done. 520 00:35:19,153 --> 00:35:20,320 Why? 521 00:35:20,487 --> 00:35:23,031 Got excited at the idea of not being Frank's. 522 00:35:23,198 --> 00:35:27,035 If none of us are his, you'd have an easier time becoming our legal guardian. 523 00:35:27,202 --> 00:35:30,204 Lip's gonna pick up the results in about an hour. 524 00:35:30,414 --> 00:35:34,000 Well, here's to you not being Frank's. 525 00:35:39,465 --> 00:35:42,258 My actions have been unlady-like and base in nature... 526 00:35:42,426 --> 00:35:45,720 ...and for that I'm truly sorry. 527 00:35:45,971 --> 00:35:47,138 Karen. 528 00:35:48,515 --> 00:35:50,850 In order for you to receive the gift of purity... 529 00:35:51,018 --> 00:35:53,519 ...you need to be as honest as you can. 530 00:35:55,773 --> 00:35:59,525 It's okay, sweetheart. Just tell what happened. 531 00:36:00,402 --> 00:36:01,944 Um... 532 00:36:02,112 --> 00:36:04,072 Well, okay, heh. 533 00:36:04,615 --> 00:36:07,659 I started having oral sex at a very young age. 534 00:36:07,826 --> 00:36:11,079 Maybe 13. It was guys around the neighborhood. 535 00:36:11,246 --> 00:36:16,250 Three or four at first and then, well, more than three or four. 536 00:36:16,835 --> 00:36:19,837 I didn't have intercourse until the 8th grade. 537 00:36:20,005 --> 00:36:24,550 I didn't like it at first but then around the 6th time it started to feel good. 538 00:36:24,718 --> 00:36:25,927 Really good. 539 00:36:26,095 --> 00:36:28,137 But I didn't feel good about it. Um... 540 00:36:28,305 --> 00:36:31,474 There was a few times where I got high... 541 00:36:32,226 --> 00:36:37,271 ...and started experimenting with guys and girls at the same time. 542 00:36:37,439 --> 00:36:39,482 I wouldn't necessarily call it an orgy... 543 00:36:39,650 --> 00:36:42,527 ...but there were a lot of naked body parts flying around... 544 00:36:42,695 --> 00:36:47,490 ...which felt very good but kind of bad all at the same time. 545 00:36:47,700 --> 00:36:50,201 Then there was the time at Mindy Carlson's sleepover... 546 00:36:50,369 --> 00:36:53,913 ...when we all got in the shower and started soaping each other up. 547 00:36:54,081 --> 00:36:56,958 Her mom walked in and freaked out when she saw Mindy... 548 00:36:57,126 --> 00:36:58,960 ...with a big, black, strap-on dildo. 549 00:36:59,128 --> 00:37:00,712 You whore! 550 00:37:01,380 --> 00:37:04,507 Whores don't get cars. 551 00:37:05,092 --> 00:37:08,344 Okay. There. 552 00:37:08,512 --> 00:37:10,972 I hope everybody's hungry. 553 00:37:12,975 --> 00:37:17,103 There you go, Ian. It's your favorite. 554 00:37:17,646 --> 00:37:19,814 - What is it? - Lasagna. 555 00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:23,860 Carl, could you start passing the salad? Please? 556 00:37:24,027 --> 00:37:27,697 Monica's Liam's mother and I know you won't be happy, but... 557 00:37:27,865 --> 00:37:32,827 Jesus, Bob, can we just enjoy our dinner and then talk after? 558 00:37:32,995 --> 00:37:36,330 - Talk about what? - Debbie, please. 559 00:37:36,498 --> 00:37:39,041 - Where's Lip? - Had something to do. 560 00:37:39,209 --> 00:37:43,421 - He's not coming? - Sorry I'm late. Did I miss the chow? 561 00:37:43,922 --> 00:37:45,006 Ooh, ooh! 562 00:37:45,174 --> 00:37:46,507 Looks good. 563 00:37:46,675 --> 00:37:51,053 If you called us here to tell us you're taking Liam, we don't wanna hear it. 564 00:37:51,221 --> 00:37:56,350 Fiona, you're upset. I get it. I was married to Frank for 18 years. 565 00:37:56,518 --> 00:37:59,604 I know. It's like swallowing broken glass every day. 566 00:37:59,772 --> 00:38:00,980 Hey. 567 00:38:02,691 --> 00:38:05,818 Oh, Lip, wonderful. We just started. 568 00:38:06,820 --> 00:38:09,113 Your mother said 6:30. You lose your watch? 569 00:38:09,323 --> 00:38:10,490 Don't have a watch, Bob. 570 00:38:11,116 --> 00:38:12,575 What's the news? 571 00:38:12,743 --> 00:38:15,411 Haven't opened it yet. Figured we should do it together. 572 00:38:15,579 --> 00:38:16,662 Thanks. 573 00:38:16,830 --> 00:38:20,875 Me and Ian have decided to get our DNA tests done too... 574 00:38:21,418 --> 00:38:24,086 ...on the off chance that maybe we aren't Frank's kids. 575 00:38:24,254 --> 00:38:25,296 What? 576 00:38:25,464 --> 00:38:29,467 Yeah. We figured why should you and Bob get to have all the fun? 577 00:38:32,471 --> 00:38:34,180 Holy shit. 578 00:38:35,390 --> 00:38:38,142 Congratulations, Ian. 579 00:38:39,269 --> 00:38:42,063 You are not Frank Gallagher's son. 580 00:38:55,577 --> 00:38:56,619 Fuck. Ugh. 581 00:38:56,787 --> 00:38:59,372 Karen? Sweetie. 582 00:38:59,540 --> 00:39:01,332 Honey? 583 00:39:01,834 --> 00:39:05,002 Honey, you're back from the ball so soon? 584 00:39:06,505 --> 00:39:08,130 Honey? 585 00:39:09,633 --> 00:39:11,509 Karen? 586 00:39:12,886 --> 00:39:15,388 He promised me the fucking car. 587 00:39:15,556 --> 00:39:18,474 Karen, honey, what's going on? 588 00:39:18,642 --> 00:39:20,184 I'm so proud of you. 589 00:39:21,353 --> 00:39:23,521 You remind me of my first communion. 590 00:39:23,689 --> 00:39:25,231 He humiliated me. 591 00:39:26,066 --> 00:39:27,650 He made me think he loved me. 592 00:39:38,787 --> 00:39:43,207 Oh, honey, what happened? Baby, what happened? 593 00:39:43,876 --> 00:39:47,670 Honestly, sweetie, I don't know. 594 00:39:47,838 --> 00:39:52,633 There was that week in the summer of '95 that I did a lot of PCP. 595 00:39:52,801 --> 00:39:56,888 You did PCP? Without me? 596 00:39:57,055 --> 00:39:59,390 You promised we would do that together. 597 00:39:59,558 --> 00:40:02,018 Excuse me, can we get back to who Ian's father is? 598 00:40:02,185 --> 00:40:04,562 Uh, uh, I like the idea of Monica cheating on Frank. 599 00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:07,315 It really keeps my image of you right on track, Mom. 600 00:40:07,482 --> 00:40:12,069 Will somebody please tell me what we're talking about? 601 00:40:12,237 --> 00:40:16,824 All right. The results say that you, Frank, are absolutely not my father. 602 00:40:16,992 --> 00:40:20,494 But my father is a close relative. Most likely one of your brothers. 603 00:40:20,996 --> 00:40:22,830 - Dad has brothers? - He has two, right? 604 00:40:22,998 --> 00:40:24,040 Three. 605 00:40:24,207 --> 00:40:28,085 I think I met the one that sells smoked sausage and razor blades... 606 00:40:28,295 --> 00:40:31,130 ...out of the trunk of his car. - All right. 607 00:40:32,215 --> 00:40:34,759 I honestly don't know. 608 00:40:36,637 --> 00:40:39,221 - Are we still related? - Of course you are. 609 00:40:39,389 --> 00:40:44,268 Not only did you lie to me about the PCP, you fucked my brother? 610 00:40:44,436 --> 00:40:49,023 What's next? You gonna take up with a black lady-man? 611 00:40:49,191 --> 00:40:53,235 Oh, I forgot. That's already happened. 612 00:40:53,403 --> 00:40:56,030 How can we get back together now? 613 00:40:56,198 --> 00:41:00,993 I have never, ever had any intention of getting back together with you, Frank. 614 00:41:01,161 --> 00:41:04,413 You only tricked me into coming here to get some settlement money. 615 00:41:04,581 --> 00:41:06,582 I wanted to see you again. 616 00:41:06,750 --> 00:41:09,543 So you pretended that she won a teddy bear? 617 00:41:09,711 --> 00:41:13,798 - You know how much I love teddy bears. - You and Monica are over, Frank. 618 00:41:13,966 --> 00:41:18,469 - Me and Monica are getting married. - She's still married to me. 619 00:41:18,679 --> 00:41:20,763 Not for long. She's getting a divorce. 620 00:41:20,931 --> 00:41:22,431 You two are still married? 621 00:41:22,599 --> 00:41:26,018 - How can two ladies get married? - They're lesbians. 622 00:41:26,186 --> 00:41:28,980 Penetration isn't required for sex to occur. 623 00:41:30,983 --> 00:41:34,151 - What? It's legal now in several states. - Divorce, Frank. 624 00:41:34,319 --> 00:41:36,904 - You owe her that much. - What about what she owes me? 625 00:41:37,072 --> 00:41:40,074 She gonna leave me again with six kids? 626 00:41:40,242 --> 00:41:42,076 Leave me to deal with all the shit? 627 00:41:42,244 --> 00:41:44,203 You mean leave me to deal with the shit. 628 00:41:44,371 --> 00:41:46,789 I didn't leave you. You drove me out. 629 00:41:46,957 --> 00:41:51,377 No self-respecting person could stay with you. You treated me like a dog. 630 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,337 - Hey. - Hey. 631 00:41:53,880 --> 00:41:55,798 You need to let us raise Liam. 632 00:41:55,966 --> 00:41:59,218 I don't care what the tests results say, Liam belongs with us. 633 00:41:59,386 --> 00:42:03,180 - Nobody's taking Liam. - I can't believe you want a divorce. 634 00:42:03,348 --> 00:42:05,433 What? 635 00:42:05,600 --> 00:42:08,978 Me and Bob deserve a family of our own. 636 00:42:09,146 --> 00:42:14,650 - You had a family. You left it. - I didn't leave you. He drove me out. 637 00:42:14,860 --> 00:42:17,945 - You should have protected us. - I tried but I couldn't. 638 00:42:18,113 --> 00:42:21,574 Fiona, if I didn't leave, I would have died. 639 00:42:21,742 --> 00:42:24,368 Oh, cut the shit, Myrna Loy. 640 00:42:24,536 --> 00:42:28,539 You have no idea what it was like being married to him. 641 00:42:28,707 --> 00:42:30,958 You have no idea how bad it is. 642 00:42:31,126 --> 00:42:33,461 - Yeah? Try me. - Oh, come on, now. 643 00:42:33,628 --> 00:42:37,631 Okay. I know that he tortured you. 644 00:42:37,799 --> 00:42:40,176 I know that he ruined you. 645 00:42:40,385 --> 00:42:42,511 But we didn't marry him, Mom. 646 00:42:42,721 --> 00:42:44,180 You did. 647 00:42:44,347 --> 00:42:48,601 If you love us, any of us, in any way... 648 00:42:48,769 --> 00:42:55,357 ...you'll leave Liam, take your girlfriend, get in your truck and never come back. 649 00:42:58,153 --> 00:42:59,445 But... 650 00:43:13,752 --> 00:43:15,294 I... 651 00:43:16,338 --> 00:43:18,798 I love you. 652 00:43:19,216 --> 00:43:21,050 I do. 653 00:43:25,138 --> 00:43:26,889 Jesus. 654 00:43:32,896 --> 00:43:34,271 What's the matter with you? 655 00:43:34,439 --> 00:43:37,108 Did she tell you? Did she tell you what she said? 656 00:43:37,275 --> 00:43:40,402 You called our daughter a whore. 657 00:43:40,612 --> 00:43:42,613 How about what she did to me? 658 00:43:43,532 --> 00:43:46,534 - Just get out. Out. - What? 659 00:43:46,701 --> 00:43:48,327 Just get out. 660 00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:51,789 - Get out! Get out! - Did she mention what she did to me? 661 00:43:51,957 --> 00:43:57,253 She's a human being. She deserves love, not hate. 662 00:43:57,420 --> 00:43:59,630 You weren't there. I knew all those people. 663 00:43:59,798 --> 00:44:03,551 - Don't ever come back. Don't come back! - She just kept going on and on. 664 00:44:03,718 --> 00:44:06,428 Go! Get out! 665 00:44:06,596 --> 00:44:08,848 Don't ever come back. 666 00:44:10,851 --> 00:44:12,977 Forever! 667 00:44:17,315 --> 00:44:23,362 Frank. Frank, did you see what Eddie did to my Karen? 668 00:44:23,530 --> 00:44:25,948 You're out of the house. 669 00:44:26,616 --> 00:44:28,159 What? 670 00:44:28,743 --> 00:44:30,995 You're out of the house. 671 00:44:33,123 --> 00:44:34,665 I... 672 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:39,211 I got so mad I came out of the house. 673 00:44:41,173 --> 00:44:46,010 I'm out of the house! 674 00:44:46,178 --> 00:44:49,930 Frank, look at me. Hello. 675 00:44:54,811 --> 00:44:57,730 - What are they doing? - Looks like packing. 676 00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:59,523 What about Liam? 677 00:45:02,027 --> 00:45:04,570 I can't tell through the window. 678 00:45:04,779 --> 00:45:07,823 We could call the police, tell them Liam's being kidnapped. 679 00:45:08,033 --> 00:45:12,411 Hey, we're gonna figure this shit out, okay? No matter what. 680 00:45:12,579 --> 00:45:14,830 Hey, guys, they're coming out. 681 00:46:30,907 --> 00:46:32,408 Mom? 682 00:47:23,418 --> 00:47:25,878 And Mrs. Gallagher. 683 00:47:31,843 --> 00:47:34,011 How do you pronounce your first name? 684 00:47:34,179 --> 00:47:35,429 Monica. 685 00:47:36,681 --> 00:47:37,723 Monka. Monka! 686 00:47:37,891 --> 00:47:39,183 - Monica. - Monka. 687 00:47:40,185 --> 00:47:41,727 - Hal. Mm-hm. 688 00:47:41,936 --> 00:47:43,062 Out. 689 00:47:43,271 --> 00:47:46,482 No. Wait, wait, wait. You can't do that. That's my money. 690 00:47:46,649 --> 00:47:48,984 That is... Wait a second. That's my money. 691 00:47:49,152 --> 00:47:52,780 My money. I blow you for nothing. 692 00:47:53,740 --> 00:47:54,865 Next. 53941

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