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- Previously,
on "Dirty John"...

- I'm Debra.
- John.

- Aw, nice to meet you.
- You look gorgeous.

- The minute
I opened the door,

I was like, "Who is this
homeless frat guy?"

- You know, I'm trying
to find somebody...

- Hey.
- Who's a good person.

- What's in the safe, kiddo?

- And who's smart and funny

and good to me...

Is this the one you love?

- I'm just sorry
I can't get it for us.

- I would love to take
the Bay Front property.

Good to you kids...

- He's a doctor and a nurse,

or he's just not a doctor?

- And someone
I'm attracted to.

New recipe experiment.

- Orange, mango,
carrot, ginger...

and vodka.

- Perfect temperature.

- Kale, pineapple, wheat germ,
with a touch of turmeric.

Strawberry, banana,
and spirulina.

Blueberry, blackberry,
strawberry,

and another kind of berry.

Man.

When did you take this?

- I'll never tell.

Dear God.

How am I supposed
to get any work done?

I love you!

Just so I know,
does it always have to be

the earliest service?

I mean, I'm totally up for it,
it's just--

is that negotiable, maybe?

- Well, I just--you know,
I find it to be

a little bit more peaceful
than the 9:00 service.

Right, the other one's
more of a scene?

- Yeah.

- And your mom
goes to that one.

- Yeah.

John.
- Yeah.

- What is that?
- What is what?

- That, on your finger.
- Whoops!

You can't--no,
I'm serious about this.

You will forget to take it off.

We talked about this,
because we want to

sit down with everybody,
and--and, you know,

talk it through with them
on our terms,

and we don't want them
just to find out about it.

- I know you said that,
and I listened

because you're
the queen of my life,

but secretly,
I want them to know,

and I want them to know now.
- And I love you for that.

But I just don't want you
to wear it to church.

- I could take it off.
- Well, please do.

- But I won't.
- Please, honey.

- Why don't you take it off?
- I'm trying.

- Why don't you take it off?
- Honey, we're gonna be late.

- There it is, take it off.
- John.

- Take it off.
- I will take that off.

- You want to be late?
- No, I want to go to church.

- How late do you want to be?
How late do you want to be?

- When I think
about Christmas,

and the season
that we're all in,

I think about
the ultimate gift.

The--the gift of love.

It's a love that is wrapped
in giving, and not getting.

It's a love that is given

even though we're not
ready to receive it.

No, it's a sacrificial
kind of love.

It's the love that God
gave to the world.

For God so loved the world,
that he gave.

And he was expressing
his love to us

in a way that we would
reflect his love...

- It's just all the talk
about Christmas.

You know, it just got me
where I live.

And I expected him to be good,
I just--

I didn't expect him
to be that good.

- I thought Debbie said you'd
attended services here before.

- Yeah, no, just not
with that priest.

You mean pastor,
not priest.

- I don't know
about you, Arlene,

but I need a cup of coffee.

Have you had
a cup of coffee today?

- You scamp, you scamp.

Um--sorry, excuse me.

I'll be right back.

- Who's that?
Is that her--

- No, that's my brother-in-law.

Ex-brother-in-law.
- Your brother-in-law?

- You know what?
It's gonna take us

hours to get out of this
parking lot.

- Your sister's--wait.

- My ex-brother-in-law.

I'd love to just get
a jump on the traffic.

- You don't want
to say good-bye?

I can text her good-bye.

- All right.

It's a great day for a hike.
Deer Canyon, maybe?

I don't know.
I'm feeling kind of lazy.

- What about a walk?
A nice, slow, flat walk.

- Okay, a slow, flat walk.

- Hi, friend.

John!

Who are you?
- Shh.

- John!

You're so pretty.

- What the hell?

Stop struggling!
- Please!

- Call 911!

Lay down, lay down!

- Now, what were we
about to do?

Go for a walk?

- What was she doing here?

I mean, I never heard
of anything like that

happening in this neighborhood.

- You changing your mind?

Do you want to press charges?

- No, I--I--

you know, I don't think
we need to.

I just--that was really scary.

- You know what?

Let's go back inside.

Let's take our house back

and not let
whatever this was ruin it.

Come on.

- Some private investigators

give an initial consultation
for free.

- That's true.
I don't do that.

- What, does
a free consultation

mean that they're not legit?

- I don't know.
I don't know them.

- How much did you say
your initial deposit was?

- 2 grand.

Billing rates after that
are $150 an hour,

plus 67 cents a mile.

You're also responsible for all
additional expenses incurred.

License plate searches,
cell phone reversal searches--

I won't know
until I incur them.

But I use PayPal.

You can always dispute
the charges on there.

A minimum of seven hours
in advance plus the deposit,

so call it 3 grand.

- I spoke to someone
who said it's $75 an hour.

Look.

There are...

even licensed people out there
who will take your money

and then go right to the person

who you've paid them
to investigate

and charge them even more money

to tell you that
everything's fine.

So just make sure
that you trust your gut.

- I like the tassels
on your bag.

Kind of like fringe, but not.

- Thank you.

- Hey.
- Hey.

- I know you have
your two drawers.

- Here we go.
- Well.

I--you know,
as a designer of interiors,

it--it physically pains me
that I can't

introduce you to some better
organizational system.

- Because then
it'll be perfect.

That'll totally throw out
my thought process.

There you go, I just closed it.
Now you can't see.

- I know, but I still
know it's there.

- Do you know when you're
going to the bank next?

I don't know.

I don't have any plans to go.
Why?

Wow.

- I work with
uninsured patients,

and most uninsured patients
pay cash.

I just thought you could
deposit it for me.

- Um...

You want me to deposit that
into my account?

- Yeah, I mean,
it's less than 10 grand

if you're worried about
the IRS.

- God, speaking of the IRS.

- I totally report my income.

Are you kidding me?
- No, I'm sure, I just--

- Okay, I have enough
problems with them

because of my crazy ex.

I just have to be a little

creative with my accounting,
that's all.

- Um...
- You know what?

If you're not comfortable,
that's fine, I understand.

- No, no, no, no.
I think, um--

you know what we could do?

I have a little cash
here in the house

that I just keep here
in case, you know,

there's an earthquake,
God forbid, or, um...

the zombie apocalypse...

As Terra keeps talking about.
- Right.

- We'll just put it with that.

- Perfect.

- Okay.

How much is it?

- I don't know.
Maybe...

Probably 80 or 90 thousand?

I've been taking a thousand
out of my paycheck now for...

Okay.

- Mom, where's the car?
- Morning, Veronica.

Yes, well,
I'm very well rested.

Thank you for asking.

- Is the car in the shop?

- No.
You can use the Rover,

but you'll have
to go out to Balboa.

- No, I can barely see over
the dashboard of the Rover.

God, have you
not met me before?

- All right, then maybe
you won't drive any car.

Maybe that's what's
gonna have to happen.

- Wait, does he
have the Maserati?

- Who? He, who?

John? Yes.
John has the Maserati.

He's doing errands
for me today,

and he's going to
fill it up with gas.

- Why is he using
your car for that?

Where is his car?
- Where is your car?

He uses my car because he does

many things for me
during the day

that are very, very helpful,
and he enjoys driving the car.

- Does he tell you actually
where he's going?

- Yes, I know where he's going.
He's going to run errands.

- We should put a tracking
device on the car.

Veronica!
- Why are you laughing at me?

Don't laugh at me.
It's not funny.

- Well, sweetheart,
a tracker on the car?

- Yes.
- What in the world for?

- Because then you will know
the actual deal

and if he's telling
the truth or not.

- Okay, well, if that's
gonna make you feel better

about everything, then let's
put a tracker on the car.

You put the tracker
on the car, okay?

- Mom.

There is something wrong
with him.

Do you not see that?

- Yes, I know
that's what you think.

You've made it very clear.

You've made it clear to me,

and you've made it clear
to John.

We both know, Veronica,
that that's what you think.

- Okay.

- Why do they even bother
with catalogues

in this day of online shopping?
I don't know.

- Well, because I like
to look at the pictures

in the bathtub...

and while I'm having
my feet rubbed.

A little reflexology.

- Yes, please.

- Okay, I'm starting
at your neck.

I feel that.

- I rented
a safe deposit box today.

You know, for, like,
important papers,

birth certificates,
that kind of thing.

Wedding rings.

So you don't accidentally,
on purpose, wear yours.

I was thinking
we should probably

put the cash in there too.

You know, in case there's,
like, a fire, for instance.

- I--I think that
that's illegal.

I don't think you can put cash
in those things.

- No, that's only if you're,
like, laundering money,

or you can't prove
how you got it,

which you can, and I can, so.

- Yeah. I don't know.

I still like the idea
of having some here, you know.

What if something goes wrong?

- That's when we'll
worry about it.

- Okay.

- Speaking of worrying,

I-I've been thinking
about that woman, you know?

The home invader?

- Yeah, I know.
Me too.

- I just think we need
a little peace of mind.

- What do you mean?
- Well...

I think we should install
a security system, you know?

Some cameras.
- Here?

- Yeah.

I mean, God forbid
there's a next time,

and I didn't do everything
I could now, I'd go crazy.

- Nancy tells me
you don't have cameras

at Madeira, as well.

I mean, you got movers
coming in and out all day.

- I know, I know.
I just--I don't know.

I have never, ever remembered
a single alarm code

or password in my life.

I'll help you remember.
-You will?

Lucky me.

- I am obsessed with this.

I'm serious.

I never want
to stop looking at this.

Good.
-Liam kept saying mid-century.

Like he even knew
what that meant.

- You know what I'm thinking
now, is that you need

to redo his office
at Presbyterian too.

Is he not at Laguna Med?

- He was going to,
until Prez offered him

Head of Urologic Surgery.

Isn't that great?

Wonderful.

Well, you know,
if he's at Prez,

he might know my boyfriend.

- My God.
You're dating a doctor?

Debra, my goodness!

You tell me his name right now,

and I'll just book our
couple's trip to Tulum.

His name is John Meehan.
Some people say "mi-han," but.

- John Meehan.

Did he just start at Prez?

Well,
he's been there about a year,

but he was in Iraq before that.

- Well, Liam would have
definitely mentioned him

if he knew that, Mr. 86th
Combat Support Hospital.

Weird.

- Does this work?

- Well, it's the only one
we sell at the clinic.

My boss helped develop
the formula, I guess.

- I mean, it says to use
on the face and neck,

but I just used it
on my whole body.

You can get more of it, right?

- I hope so.

- What?
- Christmas is gonna be awful.

I mean, you won't be there,
Jimmy won't be there.

I want to see all the kids,
and I--

I want to frost cookies
with them

and watch Rudolph
and track down Santa's sleigh

on that government website

and not have to
deal with John at all

and just eat Grandma's

marshmallow strawberry
Santa hats.

Gross.

- I guess I won't
be getting you any.

- No, thank you.

- What are you doing?
What is that?

- I'm gonna put this tracker
on the Maserati

so I can see where John
goes all day.

- What?
- Yeah, look.

It's syncing now.
-My God.

What--what did Mom say?
What--did you ask her?

- I told her she should,
or that I should,

and she didn't say no, so.

- Well, what about
the private detective

you said you were hiring?

- Yeah, I'm still
figuring that out.

You left it on the bed.
-Thank you.

Who's TS?

Who the hell is TS?

- T--

- "Can't wait
for tomorrow night."

Who is it?
- It's--it's Toby.

- Who's Toby?
- It's my--it's my nephew.

Toby Sellers?

They're coming over
tomorrow night to meet you.

With his sons, remember?
- Yeah.

- Jonah and Kirby.

You went to college
with somebody named Kirby.

- Right, right.
- Whole conversation.

- We talked about this.

I bought meat for the grill

because we talked about this.
I'm sorry.

Yeah, you were--yeah.

- I'm sorry.
- No, it's okay.

- I'm part Sicilian
on my dad's side,

so sometimes, I go off
before I know what's going on.

Descended from the Anastasias.

Albert Anastasia?

The Gambino boss?
Founded Murder, Inc?

- I--they sound
like lovely people.

- It's pretty heavy stuff,
is what it is,

which my dad was really
proud of, for some reason.

- Well...

you have your own things
to be proud of.

Right?

Do you think maybe
you're a little nervous

that maybe Toby's
not gonna be nice to you

like Terra and Ronnie?

Because that's not
going to happen.

He's a darling.

- Yeah, they all want
to shoot the threes, right?

- Exactly, they all
want to be Curry, right?

- My coach used to say,
"Four passes, then you shoot."

- Right, fundamentals.

So...
you still play, or?

- I try to.

I mean, in my head,
I'm still hardcore,

but my body's full of metal,
so no more.

From--from what?

- I told you, hon.
Iraq.

Right, yeah, Iraq.

I think that means
dinner might be ready.

- You need a hand, or?
- No, sit.

- Hey, boys.
Two minutes, okay?

- There we go.
- Two minutes.

I hope I didn't...
bring up any bad memories.

I don't want to--
- No, it's fine, honestly.

It's--it's...

I don't need to relive
them again, but--

- Okay.
- Yeah.

Fast-roping out of a CH-47.

Rounds going past my head,
no weapon.

I was fine the first time.
- Are you kidding?

- Yeah, they didn't
want me carrying a gun,

because technically,
you're a doctor, right?

You're not a soldier.
- Right.

- I mean, you can still
die like a soldier.

Flight two, I was armed.

I learned from my mistakes.

- Cheers to that.

- Cheers.

Here's to swimming
with bow-legged women.

- You like--
I love "Jaws."

Are you kidding?
- We're cheers-ing.

Okay!
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Tell me what you think.

- I think him coming to
all these family gatherings

and everywhere
just makes it seems like

he's really important
and permanent,

when it's only been,
like, two months.

- Okay.

What about you, Debra?

- Well, he is important to me.

And...

you know, I think sometimes
that's hard for you to accept,

so you try to make him
feel excluded or...

not welcome.

I don't know,
so maybe he'll leave?

But he's not leaving.

- What might be actual things
that we could do

to make this event more
tolerable for each of you?

- Well, I would just love
if you would treat John

with the same respect
and politeness

that you would treat anybody.

- What do you think of that?

- It's fine...

As long as he stays away
from Annie and Tyler.

- Why would he do that?

- Why does he have
to play with them?

- Why would stay away
from the grandkids--

- But why does he need to
pretend to be their friend?

- Because it's Christmastime!
- I mean, who is that for?

It's not for them,
so why do it?

- It's Christmas.

- Can you try to explain
a little more

what you're thinking, Terra?

Because...when...

Mom and John break up,
the kids will be confused.

They won't understand
where he went, or why.

You know, and they'll
just blame themselves.

Just like I always did.

Every time.

When I was their age, and...

and the same thing
would happen to me.

- Do you think that's
a reasonable request, Debra?

- I--I--well, I don't, really.

- But do you think
you can honor it?

- I guess I could.

- I got it, it's all right.

- Thanks, Santa.

Don't forget this.

- Really?

Okay, all right.

- So cute!

- Let's go, come on.

- Ho ho ho.

- Grandma made Santa hats!

See? They're Santa hats!

- Anybody home?
- Hi.

- Merry Christmas.
- Ho ho ho.

- Look, it's Santa!

- Hey, whoa,
you guys are strong.

- Hi, sweetie.
- Come on, where's the tree?

- Put them under the tree.
- Ho, ho, help me.

Gentle, gentle.

- My goodness.
Thank you, Santa.

Say thank you to Santa.
- Thank you, Santa!

- No problem.
- Hi. Hi, sweetheart.

How are you?
Terra, Terra?

Terra!

- What about candy canes, guys?

I'll talk to her.

John looks so handsome.

- You did good.
I'll bring her back.

Thanks, Mom.

- Careful.
Close one there.

Look at that!
-A little candy cane action.

- Terra.

Terra, I need you
to come back in.

- She--she told me that--

that she'll keep him
away from them.

I went with her to Rebecca,

and she--she promised me.

- Keep--keep--keep him
away from the kids?

- Well, why would that
be her condition, right?

Is she saying there's something
inappropriate with the kids?

No.

You know she doesn't care

if John hangs out
with the kids.

He's wonderful with children.

No, the kids are an excuse so
that she doesn't look selfish

because she doesn't
want him around.

- You did kind of
set him up, though.

You had him come in
with the bags.

- He was being a gentleman.
I mean, those bags were heavy.

- I know.
- I didn't think he was--

I certainly wasn't going
to be carrying those bags in.

- No.

- Terra, Terra, no.
This is awful.

For the life of me,
I can't--

You asked her to do what?

- And now, look at you.
You're in here crying, just--

- You missed Thanksgiving,

and I know that hurt you.

And--and I know it hurt me.

And now,
here you go again anyway.

I--it's just--it's too much.
It's too much, honey.

Don't you see that?

You know, I--I know
that you don't like him,

but he loves your mama.

Come on, please.
It's Christmas.

- Ronnie and Terra have not
given him one single chance.

Not from the very first minute
that they met him.

And I have decided
I am not gonna let them

dictate the terms
of this relationship.

Not this time.

I think I'll go check
on the turkey.

- That's a good idea.

- Thanks for waiting.
- Sure thing.

Hey. Merry belated Christmas.

- What are you doing here?
I thought you were in Sedona.

- Well, plumbing-related
issue at the condo, so.

No.
-Yeah.

Well, how was your holiday?
Are you loving the new place?

We're loving it.
-You are?

- It's great, yeah.
- Um, does John feel better

now that the cameras
are set up?

He does, yeah.

And you know, it's great
for the insurance rates.

- Yeah. Um...

Not everyone here is
the happiest about it, though.

No.
-It's just, they--

well, they feel like

maybe you don't trust them
or something.

- Of course I trust them.
You have to tell them.

- Well, I can't, because
then they'll know I told.

- Well, no, no, it's--
I mean, we had a break-in.

You know, we had this--

this homeless woman
just in our house.

So yeah, that's what got us

thinking about security
and everything.

- Okay, so--so you have these
cameras at your house too?

Yeah.
-Well that's fun at least.

We love ours.

I mean, we spy on Darryl
all day long.

Darryl the dog?
-Yeah.

You can watch them
from your phone.

I didn't know
that you could do that.

Yeah, I mean, I do it.

- You know,
could I put that on my--

can I do it on my phone?

You want me to
download it for you?

- Yeah, I mean, if--
yeah, that'd be great.

- Sure, it's easy.
Here.

- Hey, is Jimmy even back yet?

- No, not till next week.

But, so what?

I mean, I'd rather spend
New Year's Eve alone in Vegas

than here with everyone
asking me,

why can't I just relax?

Like telling anyone to relax

ever actually made
anyone feel relaxed.

I just--I just want everyone
to be happy all together.

Tell me anything
I just said.

- Well, I never
told you to relax,

and I don't want everybody
to be happy together.

So where does he go?

- I mean, he goes
to the hospital,

to the dry cleaners,
to the gym.

That gross taco place too.

- But what does this mean?

- It means nothing.
- I don't get it.

- But it has only been
six days.

But yeah.
Right now, it means nothing.

One time, this buddy and I,

we think we're tequila guys,
so we do a blind taste test

of all these
high-end reposados,

and somebody sneaks in
the big box store house brand.

Guess which one we all pick?

- Yeah, but that doesn't mean
you're not a tequila guy.

It just means the big box brand
can hang now.

- Exactly.
- Right?

- What's your drink?

- Me?
I'm just a--

I'm just a beer guy.
Pretty simple.

- My dad was
a brown liquor guy, bourbon.

What about yours?

- What was your dad's drink?
- Okay.

Don't fill up on chips.

And if one of you
wants to come help me

carry these dishes in,
I think we'll be great.

- I'll do it.
- You got it?

- Let me ask you a question.

Does Ronnie
give you a hard time?

Because she seriously
has it in for me.

- No, she probably just wants
to make sure you're--

you know, you're in this thing
for real, you know?

The right reasons.

- Well, that's
what I keep saying.

You know, if you want to win
over Ronnie, just don't leave.

- Right.
- Either that, or I could

take her out with
a Winchester .30-06

and a 1,000 yard headshot.

- What?

John.

- Is that a joke?

I mean--you told him
what happened, right?

I wasn't thinking
about your mom.

I was just--I was just--
my God, no, I'm sorry.

I was just thinking
Newport Beach,

Republican gun country.

I'm sorry, it was not funny.

Not funny.

- Yeah, yeah, I got it.

- Maybe one of you could, um,
come help with the sauces.

- Yeah, I'll do that.
Hey, it's fine.

- Damn it.

- Yes.
I--I know, right?

My God, I swear,

I would not get married
again if it cured cancer.

- I gotta go.
- I have a bag.

- Okay, um, did you
check our website to see if--

- Yes, I did.
- Okay.

And what condition is it in?

Pristine would mean no marks.
Excellent, one mark.

More than two marks--

- I have a silver Chanel
milk carton bag.

- No, you don't.

But I do.

Quilted sides,
palladium hardware,

authenticity card, booklet,
gift box, and dust bag.

And it's in pristine
condition, so.

- We'll buy it.
- Yeah, you will.

And I'll tell you
for exactly how much.

- He might have paid a service
to push his name down

in search engine rankings,

or to pull other John Meehans
who aren't him up,

but I found a recent previous
address I'm excited about,

and I'm about to make
a deep dive

into public records now, so.

What--you're
gonna go out there?

I thought that's what
you're paying me for.

- I'm paying you
to find things.

I've still got to figure out

what to do with them
when you do.

- I try not to read a book
by its cover, you know?

I hear something about someone,

I want to judge them
for myself.

But maybe...

you know, he said
a messed-up thing,

but he might just
be a messed-up guy.

Maybe he has emotional issues
from being over there.

He might just need our help.

- It's not here anymore.
- Okay.

When it was,
he was living here?

- Definitely.

Stop barking, Larry!

- Um, so he was living here
in 2016?

- Yep.

- And he kept it parked here
when he was in Iraq?

- Why do you keep saying that?

- Saying what?
- That John was in Iraq.

- Because this is on record

as his residence
when he was over there.

What?
Are you saying he wasn't there?

- Ever?
I don't know.

I'm just saying
he wasn't in Iraq

when you keep saying he was.

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, I am really,
really sure.

Hard to believe?

Wouldn't be if you
knew him better,

and I knew him
really, really well.

- Hi.

Hey.

- Hey.
- How are you?

I'm good.
-Good.

- I am so glad that you called.
- Yeah.

- We haven't had lunch
at the yacht club in years.

- I know.

- How was New Year's Eve?
- Yeah.

It was...it was okay.

Okay.

What's the matter?

- I need to talk to you...
- Okay.

- About John.

- Toby, I swear,

he did not mean to say...

- No, no, no, no.
- Something so terrible.

And he just doesn't
know you well enough yet--

- You're right,
he doesn't know me,

I don't know him, and you?

You don't know him, either.

- Well, I do know him.

- No, you don't.
- I do, hon, I do.

- What if I told you
that he wasn't in Iraq?

That the storage locker...

- Well, he was in Iraq.
- That he told you about

is actually an RV that
he lived in in Cathedral City.

What about that?

- Honey, have you been
talking to Veronica?

- We hired someone.

A private detective.

And we did it
because we love you,

and because we're scared.

- Why would you hire
a private detective?

- Because we need to know
why he's lying.

We need to figure out
why he's lying to you.

You--you kids.

I...

I don't really know
what to say.

John is not a perfect person.

He's not, and I know that,

and he's been very honest
about that.

But I love him
because he's a good man...

And I see that.

So I'm gonna go on home.

- Well, hi!
Did I know you were coming?

Hi, Mom.

- John's just so--
he's so courteous, you know?

- Yeah.
- He's just what--

what my mama
would have called "gallant."

Yes.

- I said "chivalrous"...
- Yes.

- To Ronnie.
- Yes, chivalrous.

Very, very kind
and considerate.

I saw that immediately.

- Hey, buddy.
How's it going?

- Is Aunt Debbie here?
- No, she went out.

She'll be back soon, though.

You want to come in,
have a beer?

- No, no, it's okay.

I'll just--I'll try her cell.

- He's so much fun to be with.

I like people
who make people laugh.

He has a very cute
sense of humor.

He's so goofy, Mom.

I haven't seen that yet.

- Well, we have fun.

- Hey, man,
if you're feeling weird

about the other day,
I understand.

- I don't feel weird at all.
It's okay.

I'll just keep trying her.

- You really want
to talk to her.

What's--what's going on?

What's the problem?

- You.

- Every man I was ever with,
every single one,

at some time or another,
would say,

"If you'd have asked me,
I'd have done it."

Well...

I don't want to tell you.

I want you just to know,
and to do it.

And John, just--
he just does it.

He just knows.

- Isn't that something?

- I found out some things
about you.

You weren't in Iraq.

You lived in a trailer park.

You don't have homes.

You don't even have
a medical license.

Prove it.

Prove anything that you've
told Aunt Debbie.

You can't.

- He's just so--
he's so good to me.

He gives me so much.

And you know...

my girls...
-Gosh.

- God bless them.
I love them so much.

- But they--I mean,
they hate him, Mom.

And now, they got Toby
hating him too.

- They'll come around.
They will.

They have to, because...

I think this is it for you.

- Yes. I do too.

- You should probably go.

- I'm gonna tell her
everything, you hear me?

Everything.

And whatever it is that you
think you're doing here,

I'm gonna be right here.

I will be right here
waiting, pal.

- You know what?

You worry about
your own sad life.

I'll worry about Debbie, okay?

You don't have an aunt anymore.

Don't you get that?

I have a wife.

We're married now.

You threaten her,
you threaten me.

- Please.

That's a joke, right?
You're not--

you're not married.

You know what?

This is embarrassing, really.

I mean, come on.

I would be embarrassed
to be such a loser.

You should be glad
your dad killed your mom

so she didn't have to be around
to see this.

Have a great day, Toby.

I'm so glad
you like him, Mom.

- I love him.

I love him
because he loves you,

and because he takes
such good care of you.

- And because he looked
so handsome at Christmas.

Mom!

- Bye, sweetie.
- Thanks, Mom.

- Love you too.
- Bye.

- Hey, wife.

How was your day?

- Long.

How was yours?
- It was good.

I'm gonna get the mail.

- Did you open my mail?

- How dare you?
- I wa--

- It's a felony
to open someone's mail.

I don't know what that was.

I don't know
what just happened, okay?

This guy is an Army vet.
A young guy.

I met him, he came in for
neck surgery, he has issues.

He's in the can for a robbery.

So I try and help him out,
you know?

I send him care packages,
moral support,

that kind of thing.

I don't know why
I didn't just tell you that.

I don't know why
I keep testing you.

Just--Deb, please.
Don't let me do this.

Don't let my fear ruin us.