All language subtitles for Cousins _English

Lourdes, I worry that
your nephew is so alone.

Sonia, I worry
about him too, but...

It's the way he lives.

I only see him in the garden

Or here playing this keyboard.

Oh, this is so sad.

I try to make him socialize

with the people in the church, but...

He is very alone,
I can't do anything.

He should get a girlfriend

Some friends!

Because it's not good
to be alone, Lourdes.

God and Our Lady
will put a wonderful girl

in my godson's life!

Look.
Did I get here too soon?

Or will they be late again?

And Hezekiah, his son

- reigned in his stead.
- Amen!

Thank God!

And finally, does anyone want
to offer the next song?

I would like to dedicate this
to all the children

who are hungry in the world.

And for my bastard husband.

That drunk bastard!

- Goodbye.
- Bye, see you next week!

- Bye.
- Bye, see you next week.

Come back soon.

Hi!

You played beautifully today.

Aunt Lourdes said you could
give me some keyboard lessons.

Oh, Sonia!

Tell your husband that
I will pay him all my late rent

next month, okay?
Just a little more patience!

- We can set something up.
- Hey!

- I'll be back tonight!
- Fine.

- Bye, Aunt Lourdes!
- Bye, honey.

My dear, I want to talk to you.
It's very important.

- Come with me?
- Sure, Auntie!

Baby, you know this is a
blessed house, don't you?

And God does not reject anyone.

I know.

And you know about my
commitment to God and Our Lady

I'm a missionary!

I know, Auntie.

Yesterday I received a call.

A mission.

Oh, Our Lady of Perpetual Help,
how to say...

Okay.

I have a cousin, who has a son.

He's your cousin too,
second or third degree.

And this kid needs to spend
a few days here with us.

Nice!
I didn't know I had a cousin.

And you two can know
each other, be friends.

- Yeah, cool!
- And he'll be here only for a few days

just until things calm down.

What do you mean by calm down?

It seems that they have
some family problems

His stepmother, who is
also a Christian woman

she called me yesterday
in tears.

She said that if the boy comes home,
his father will kill him!

- Wow!
- Yeah, a horrible situation.

And I could not deny
a request from her.

A member of our family,
going through this difficult situation.

I understand, Auntie.
Of course!

His name is Mario.

- Oh, Mario!
- Yes.

Nice.

Oh, I'm glad
you liked it, my dear.

I did not want to bother
you anymore, but

There is an extra bed
in your room.

Oh no, Auntie.
No problem at all.

Ah, that's good, honey!

I'm going to change
the sheets today.

Because he arrives tomorrow.

- Tomorrow.
- Yeah, it was all of a sudden.

And... well.

I have to go to that spiritual retreat
with Father Ulysses, you know.

I will not be here when
he comes.

But I'm sure you'll treat
him like a lord.

And I'll be back in a few days.

All right, Auntie. Do not worry.

And what happened?
Why is his father so angry?

Because the boy is leaving...

From the jail tomorrow, and
the father doesn't want him at home.

Do you believe that?

- From jail?
- Yes.

- From the prison?
- Yes.

But, Auntie?
This guy is not dangerous?

What did he do?
Why was he arrested?

- And I'm going to be alone here with him.
- Honey...

Honey.
I didn't even want to know what he did.

Because forgiveness
is more important than sin.

- No, Auntie, calm down. We have to...
- God...

Bless us.

I know, but it's not better to think...

I'm sure that God

And the Blessed Virgin

Who live in this home

They will transform the heart
of our relative.

But you do not think it's better...

Where God is,
we have protection.

- That's great, huh?
- Yeah. It's really cool.

It will be a few days, honey.

God!
Be in this room

Bless this boy who's coming

Protect my dear nephew

No, Auntie!
Not on the keyboard!

Holy angel of the Lord,
my zealous keeper.

Damn! Come here!
You disgusting!

This one is already in hell.

Beautiful! Beautiful! Beautiful!
You are a great musician.

I'm delighted!
Looks like...

That God plays with you.

Thank you!

You know, I can imagine
as God meticulously did

every little musical note.

Each one more beautiful than the other!

About the class.

I usually teach twice a week,
for each student.

And usually I ask the student
to bring a song...

Can you play this one?

- The Princess of Miracles?
- That's right.

Ok. Let me see.

♪ Bring your kindness ♪

♪ Princess ♪

♪ With holiness ♪

♪ The light will invade ♪

♪ Your castle ♪

♪ is my abode, Lord. ♪

♪ You crown me ♪

♪ And I'm going to bless ♪

Oh, beautiful!
Oh glory!

Hallelujah, Lord!
Glory!

Glory, glory!
Amen!

Dear Lucas,

I did not want to wake you,
you were sleeping like an angel.

I bought many things to eat

And I made a carrot cake,
which is in the oven

I hope you and Mario
get along very well.

I locked my room

The key is under Our Lady,
on top of the refrigerator

If you need it, for some emergency,
it's there.

A big kiss.
I love you.

Can I lock myself in my room,
Aunt? Nice.

Hi!

Hi!

- Oh, you must be...
- Mario!

- Oh, of course.
- Hi cousin!

Hi, Mario! What's up?
Are you all right?

I never knew
that I had a cousin!

My surname is also Hantz!

Oh cool

Another Hantz!

Thanks for receiving me.

It's all right.
This is really cool.

I also didn't know
that I had a cousin

This is for all the years
that we have not hugged

Ah, cousin!

How was your trip here?

Good.

It was quiet.

- Right.
- In fact...

I didn't even notice.

And as you can see,
this place is very calm.

I see. Very peaceful.

Oh, and about the aunt.

She's not here because
she had to travel.

But she apologizes

- About the situation...
- Oh no! It's all right!

- Ok?
- Ok.

Easy, right?
Good!

Let's go?
I can show you the house.

- Let's go in?
- Nice!

Come with me.

As you can see,
the house is very simple but...

That's enough.

This is my...

It's our room now.

Oh, shall we sleep together?

I mean.
In the same room?

- Yes.
- That's cool!

And this house is wonderful.

It's much better than
the place I've been

Sure.

You know where I was,
right cousin?

Ah! I know I know.
- Yeah, cousin.

Jail

The worst place in the world.

I can imagine.

Sleeping with one is easy.

Think about
sleeping with fifteen.

Thanks again for receiving me.

- Oh...
- I do not want to bother you.

Don't worry.
It's all right.

Look, our aunt made
this bed for you.

Not very comfortable, but...
I think you'll like it.

Bullshit.
It's wonderful!

If you tell me you have
a bath in this house

I'll kiss you on the mouth.

Yes, I have.
Come on, I'll show you.

Oh, great!
I need to take a shower.

I get sweaty very quickly.

- Sure. Take your shower.
- Oh cool.

This is the bathroom.
It's very spacious, big.

For hot water

you have to open the tap very slowly

Otherwise it doesn't heat up.

Ok. Great.

Wow, that's delicious.

Very nice.

There's only one bathroom
in the house?

Not! There's another one up there,
in our aunt's bedroom.

It's way better than this one,
as a matter of fact.

And don't worry,
I won't mess anything up.

I will not dirty the house

And I never piss on the toilet seat.

Starting today.

I confess I also forget to pick this up.

But I got much better
after I came to live with my aunt

Because she's a woman. So...

How long do you live here?

Did you come from jail too?

Ah!
No, no!

I came to live here as a child.

My parents passed away
and my aunt supported me.

- My condolences.
- It's all right. I already got over it.

My mother is dead too.

She was an alcoholic.

She drank to forget
my father's beatings.

I forgot some things,
like shampoo, soap.

Can I use yours?

Oh, I have some things here
that I think can help you.

Cool!

Shampoo.

Soap.

Liquid soap.

Lotion.

Nice.

Oh...

So...
I'll leave you alone.

So you can do your thing.

Hey!

- Thank you!
- If you need me, just talk.

Okay.

It's delicious.
Did you cook it?

No, the aunt.
She baked it for us.

Wow! She cooks very well.

Let me clean the dishes later, okay?

Don't worry about it.
You're new here.

No problem.

No, no!
I want to help.

Let me wash it.

I can clean the house too.

I like it.

Okay, we can help
each other out.

If you want,
we can share the tasks.

I know how to cook too.

I know how to cook eggs.

I also know how to iron clothes.

Do you like sucking the bone?

It's good.

This song is good for you
to practice the chords.

Chords?

What is this?

It's a set of notes.

Wow, this is beautiful!

Yeah.

For example.

This is the "A".

Wow!! Wonderful!
How wonderful.

Try.

I can't.

Here.

Put that finger in here.

There.
So you...

Oh, I'm so excited!
My first note!

Did I play perfectly, Professor?

Yeah, I think you should...
I think...

You need to buy a keyboard,
so you can train more at home.

I think it's important.

That boy...

He's your cousin?

Yes, he is.

Nice. And he's going
to live here with you?

No, no. He's only going
to stay here for a while.

Oh, nice.

Does he have that
imposing surname too?

Hantz.

Yes, he has.

Cool!
You know,

I would love to have
that name, Julia Hantz.

Do you want to continue
with the class? Let's go?

Ah yes.

What a cute little hole!

I think the next time you come

You can bring a song
that you like, so we can...

Oh, there's a song...

I did nothing! I'm innocent.
I swear! I swear!

- Wow, I had a nightmare.
- Sorry to wake you, Mario.

Bye!

So I come on Tuesdays
and Thursdays, right, Professor?

Yes!

Bye!

Sorry, Mario.
I didn't want to wake you up, man.

Oh no. It's all right.
It's not time to sleep.

So you give keyboard lessons?

Yes. You will hear a lot
of music from now on.

Nice!
I like music.

Really?
Do you play anything?

You were looking at me?

Not! I was looking
at the window there.

Cousin.

I hear strange noises here.

It's normal?

Yes. It's normal.
They are nocturnal animals.

- There's a forest nearby.
- Oh, thank goodness.

- Good night.
- Good night.

Cousin!
I think I've heard a few steps.

No, Mario. They are just...

It's just the neighborhood talking.
Can you hear?

- Are you sure?
- Absolutely.

Cousin.

Do you mind if we put
our beds together?

And we sleep hand in hand

I'm afraid of ghosts.

Seriously, Mario?
Afraid of ghosts?

Okay, fine.

Oh cool.

Hi!

Hi!

Do you want some help with lunch?

Oh no. The beans are almost ready.

Want to play cards?

Play cards?

Which game?
I only know how to play "Hole", man.

Oh, great. I love a hole.

Does the joker dirty the canasta?

No. Just the two of different suits.

Ah, ok.

Playing cards was
what I did most in the jail.

Knowing how to spend time is an art.

The secret of happiness

is in the way

you can cheat at life.

Cheat at life.
Great.

Distraction is the secret.

You just can't steal, okay?

- Not good.
- And speaking of stealing

How did you end up in jail anyway?

Ah!

As a drug dealer.

But it was not fair.

The drug I use sometimes

A little bit, it's alcohol.

What happened was

I went to protect a friend of mine.

From an asshole on the street

So

The idiot put drugs in my pocket.

The police came,

found the drug in my pocket.

After explaining the whole story:

Two weeks in jail.

Glad you're free now.

That's it.

Those were bad days.

Think.
Best place in the world.

You've finished?

I distract you with my conversation.

Did not I tell you that
the distraction was the thing?

Of course,
distraction is your thing.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh!

You can't say dirty words in this house.

He sees everything.

Sorry.

Wow, man.
This game is so fucked...

Sorry.

Yeah. The game
is really hard for you.

Fuck you.

It's just between us.

I think something is missing

Something to encourage
me to win this game.

One thing in the end. Like a gift.

A gift? What gift?

I choose one for you,
and you choose one for me.

You can, like...

Dance to a song. A samba.

Totally naked.

A samba, totally naked?

If I lose, I'll do the same.

No, let it go. Let's keep playing.

Are you afraid to lose, right?

No, no... Never mind, man.

My dream as a child
was to have a Monopoly game.

But everyone was poor where I grew up.

So, me and my friends, we made up games.

Some naughty games...

You know that one?
The "passa carta",

You have to pass the card
to the other's mouth.

Sucking like that.

We played doctor and patient

"Gato Mia".

"Rosca-rosca".

"Queima-queima".

And our parents could not even imagine

we used to do those naughty things...

Yeah.

I just didn't know the "rosca-rosca".

Oh, kid. Just showing it to you.

Only child?

Yes.

You seem to be
a very honest guy.

That's what I am.

- Girlfriend?
- Not for now.

Never dated?

Incredibly, no.

- Gay?
- What?

Or your girlfriend is the shower?

But back to the infamous
child's games.

You're funny, man.

My mind thinks a lot about these things.

Me too.

No, you look like a good boy.

I can see that.

I do?

So I tricked you.

There's a lot of dirt here in my head.

If you say.

Yeah.

So. You know that

these games are common
among cousins, right?

Yeah. Seriously.

I know.

Yeah.

Haven't you heard those stories?

I think so.

Cool.

Yeah.

And now you have a cousin, right?

- The pressure cooker!
- Damn it!

- Oh my god!
- Fuck!

Today we will not eat beans.

Very good.

Do you do anything?

Anything what?

Like, to make money?

Before going to jail

I was like a cashier

in a kind of lottery house.

What do you mean,
what kind of lottery?

Some clandestine games.

But what I really
like to do is draw.

But I do not make money from it yet.

Drawing is cool.

What do you like to draw?

I like to draw comics.

Nice.

Someday I'll show you.

Show me now.

We're here with nothing to do.

Not this one.

Not this.

Can you stop being shy?

You don't show me any music.

Can I see this one?

You're shy.

A little bit.

You don't write dialogue?

I never write.

Need to put some in, right?

Would be nice.

But the drawing is cool.

He looks like you.

By the way.
He is you.

Yeah.

So would you like to have superpowers?

Yes.

Which?

Be invisible.

Fly.

Freeze people.

Freeze people?

Why?

Because it's really cool.

Freeze people
before they reach me.

Before they hurt me.

Interesting.

- What is this?
- I'm freezing you, man.

- Freeze.
- No.

- Freeze.
- Can you stop?

Freeze.

Now come here
and show me your song.

Mario, you kissed me!

Oh yes! Relax.

It's a cousin's kiss.
Very common.

Now come play a song for me.

Come on, Lucas.
I showed you my drawings.

Now you play me a song.

Hurry up.

Are you moved, man?

I think it's very beautiful.

And I thought I'd played it all wrong.

No. You played perfectly.

Thanks!

Is classical music the only one
you like to listen to?

You can go very far with her, you know.

But, there are other
musical styles that I like to hear.

I just can't because my aunt
does not like it very much.

Heavy metal.

And it has to be very loud,
otherwise it's not funny.

Dude, don't call her! It's dawn!

She won't answer.

It's cool, man!

- She's boring.
- Is she really boring?

Yes! She rented this house to us.

- Really?
- Yes.

Check if the number is right.

Yes. It is.

So let's go.

It's calling.

She's going to kill us.

Who is it now?

It's so late.

Hello!

Don't say hello!
Say "pleasure with madness"!

My God!

Are not you ashamed to call
my house late at night?

I'm already an old lady.

It's not a prank, madam.

You are participating
in the promotion

"Pleasure with madness".

But don't be sad, you can win!

I have heart problems, boy!

I'll call the police now!

All you need to do

is say "Pleasure with madness"

Groaning, like a goat!

A goat?

And how is this massage?

Our massage therapist
goes to your room

totally naked.

And massages your whole body.

That way.

And... Where is this motel?

Well, actually I...

I can't go to a motel.

If anyone sees me entering a motel...

It can be in a parking lot.

And it can't be at night.
I always go to bed early.

It could be in the afternoon.

Is that a joke?

Oh, what a pity!

Pleasure

with madness!

Hello.

Hello.

Oh, I can not believe
it was a joke.

Oh, no...

I thought it would be today...

Who knows...

Maybe one day...

Stop being an idiot.

Fuck off.
You're not Renato Russo.

Come on, stop.

I already shut up.

I'll tell you a joke.

Ok.

Tell me the joke.

Look.
Two sisters.

Two sisters.
The youngest and the oldest.

The youngest spoke
to the eldest.

Look sister

It is growing hair
on my little monkey

The older one said

Oh, my dear.

Mine is already eating bananas.

This is your joke.

That...
Holy shit.

What the fuck.

You're really bad with jokes.

Mario.
Wake up!

Mario.

Mario.

Shit.

Sleep well.

It's good.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I'm still laughing
at yesterday's prank, dude.

Are you better?

I didn't even see you
go to bed yesterday. I fell asleep.

I don't remember either.

Yeah. You were naked.

Ah yes. Don't you remember?

What have we done?

You having any trouble sitting down?

Oh God. Don't say that sort of thing...

I'm joking.

I always take off
my clothes to sleep.

What a fright.

- What are you reading there?
- But I wanted it.

What?

I said and ran.

Sucker.

The title is "The Goofy Bird."

What a fucking title

I took this book from prison.

It's good?

It's great!
It has many illustrations.

Edgar turns into a bird

People are disgusted,
but he's a superhero.

Like Jesus.

Cool.

Was that a kind of catch game?

I'm like that bird.

Are you religious?

I believe in something.

Is that good?

I believe in the mystery.

So you do not believe
in a specific God?

I feel God.

But I can not tell what he looks like.

I hope our aunt doesn't hear me, but

I believe this too.

Do you believe in sin?

No.

Take off your clothes.

And the underwear, too.

Did you hear that?

Sounds like steps.

Son of a bitch.

I'll have my revenge.

I'll get your underwear, too.

I'm going to put
your underwear on that tree too.

I'll take off
your underwear now.

Don't hide.

I'll find you, Lucas.

I'll find you.

I'll get you, Lucas.

You will not escape

Are you listening, Lucas?

Lucas.

I said I'd get you, Lucas.

You do not have
to take off my underwear.

I already did.

I'm crazy for you.

- I'm here for class.
- Julia!

- Your class is at five o'clock.
- Oh, really?

Yes. And it's still...

One-thirty.

Ah, then in three hours and...

- And thirty minutes I'll be back.
- Fine.

- Bye.
- Bye. See you later.

Did she see us?

I think she saw your...

Now she's going home
to play keyboard.

Oh my God.

Now come here.

This one also has
that beautiful D

that you did that day.

D!

I think we can continue.

- Julia! Julia!
- What?

Are you okay?

- You touched my...
- Your what, Lucas?

I don't understand.

You touched my dick, Julia.

Your penis?

Yes, Julia. My penis.

No. I think you're wrong, Lucas.

My God. No.

Let's go honey. Keep playing.

This girl is crazy. For God's sake.

What is it?

You can't see my drawings.

OK. Are you sleepy?

Let's go to sleep?

I have to check the gate first.

Mario?

So beautiful the affection
among the cousins.

I'm glad they understand each other.
Our Lady of Lourdes.

What a boring trip.
Fuck.

Oh, I'm sorry.

You woke up.

Thank you Lord, for this meal

And because we're
together at this table

On this beautiful sunny morning. Amen.

- Amen.
- Amen.

You don't know the joy I felt

arriving here yesterday
and seeing you both

cousins of the same blood

in a gesture of fraternization,
sleeping together.

What happened, dear?

Auntie, I'm sorry.
We were...

Watching a horror movie, Auntie.

Lucas is very fearful.

He really is. Since he was little,
he wanted to sleep with me.

He was afraid of ghosts.

Yes aunt.
The movie was very scary.

Yeah.

But did Lucas treat you well, dear?

Very well, Auntie.

He's kind of clumsy, you know.

Clumsy?

He blew out the pressure cooker.

Mercy!

Auntie, I want to thank you
for receiving me so well.

I told Lucas

You can count on me
to help with whatever it takes.

Yes. And he was very good.
Helped me cut the plants.

- He helped me in the kitchen too.
- Really?

I even want to help with the bills.

Honey. You are a guest here.

Guest, like...
Temporary guest.

Just for a while. So you
don't have to worry about that.

Right, Lucas?

Yes, Auntie.
Yes it is.

But thank you anyway.

Isn't it better to stay in the lottery?

No! No lottery.

I'm coming!

Oh, the son of the lady...

Lourdes.
Hi, Mr. Emilio. How do you do?

All right, boy.
What do you want?

This is Mario, he's spending
some time at home

And he walks with dogs,
so I thought

- Bring him here to see you...
- Every day...

In the afternoons, ok?
Frank needs to run.

And he really likes to run.
Right, baby?

Let's do this?
I pay fifty a day.

On even days

And don't be late.

And.

This dog is all I have in my life.

If he gets lost or gets run over

I'll rip your balls.

Go with your friend, go.

Hi, Frank!

Let's go for a walk, Frank?

Let's walk Frank.

Are you ready for the best days
of your life, on my side?

- Come on, Frank!
- I want to see you take care of this dog.

You'll see, he'll love me.

He already loves his friend Mario.

You're the king of the world, Frank.

Hey, Lucas.
Did you want to have a dog?

Lucas.

Lucas. Did you want
to have a dog?

Ah yes.
I do.

It's cute, right?

Let's go?
Shall we go, Frank?

Let's go home?

Let's go?

It's nice.

Thanks.

But I look good anyway, right?

I know, Sonia. Just a little while longer.

Please.
I'll pay it off!

No, no!
I'm not deadbeat.

Do you know.
I am a woman blessed by God.

I have been praying to St. Rita

I'll find a way.

Sonia, please. I only ask you
a little more patience. Please!

Did you hear that?

I heard.

The aunt owes a lot of rent.
Many months.

Why didn't she pay the rent?

She retired due to spinal problems, right?

Last year, they called her for a review

And she lost her retirement.

Auntie Lourdes

From now on,
I'll help pay the rent.

Mario.

Thank you, my dear.

Auntie Lourdes.

I'm getting some money

for walking Emilio's dog.

And there are two other neighbors wanting.

I know you do not want me
to stay here for long.

But as long as I get this money

I'll give it to you.

And in a short time
this debt will end.

You brought joy to this house.

You brought life to Lucas.

It's changed since you got here.

He's happy.

He was...

He was so bored.

He...

He missed a friend.

Thank you, my son!

Thank you.

Auntie Lourdes.

It will be all right, Aunt Lourdes.

Please, do not cry.

Look who's here for
another night of adventures.

Did you lock the door, Mr. Bunny?

Now yes!

This bunny looks very happy.

Do you have good news?

- You have?
- Very good news.

What good news?

Aunt Lourdes told me
very cute things.

I think I'll stay a while longer

Here in the trunk of this tree
with this bunny.

Good news, my rabbit!

So we have to celebrate, right?

- Yes.
- You want to see the bunny's jump?

- I do.
- Want to see?

Now he's going to jump.

One...

Two...

Bunny! Bunny!

Julia!

- What are you doing here?
- It's "Cosme and Damiao"!

Do you have candy for me?

"Cosme and Damiao"?
It's next month.

- You swear?
- Yes!

God, I'm crazy!

Ah, then...
I'll be back next month!

OK.
Good evening, Julia.

Lucas. This girl is crazy.

Oh, Lucas. You didn't
take care of it here, did you?

I can't travel...

Sons of the devil!

Aunt Lourdes
will know everything!

She will know.

Everyone will know.
The whole city.

You damn faggots!

My God!

Our Lady!

What was that noise?

Oh, I don't know...
It must have been a jackdaw.

Sweetie.

I feel like Auntie Lourdes is
so alone, you know?

She was always alone.

I think I have an idea.

What idea?

Mr. Emilio?

Oh my God.
Can I participate?

Looks like I'm going to win
this game, right?

Lucas. We will not lose again.

Oh, boys.

I think the old guard
will give you a show.

Oh, I did not mean
to offend you. Mr Emilio.

Don't worry, Dona Lourdes.
You're right.

We are a perfect pair.

Yes. I think we really are.
Look that!

- I quit.
- Oh, girl!

You're very good.

Oh, thank you, Emilio.

Well.

It was a pleasure to play with you.

Thanks for the invite, son.

But wait, Emilio.
There's a pizza in the oven.

Yes. And the night
is just beginning.

- Exactly.
- Well, if you say so.

Shall we have some fun?

That's it!
Lucas, pick a song to play?

How about wine?

Do you have wine?
Look, if you don't, no problem.

I can get some at my house.

Are you trying to get drunk?

This is a house of God.
You know.

Oh aunt, let's drink a little.
It will not hurt anyone.

Yes, Auntie. And Jesus
multiplied wine too.

But he only multiplied the bread.

- The bread?
- Yes.

Yes, but he drank wine
at Last Supper too.

It is true.

Oh, OK.
You convinced me.

I have some bottles
in the pantry

But it has to be replaced later,
because the priest uses it in the church.

Oh, for God's sake.

Isn't it delicious?

It's fucking good...
Oops.

Lourdes. You are like me.

May I have a dance?

It's just that I don't know,
like this... to dance.

Oh, Mrs. Lourdes!

It's very funny to see
Aunt Lourdes like this.

She's so happy.

I love you, you know that?

I don't want you to leave.

Ever.

Will you hide me under your bed?

Yes.

Where I can hide.

You've changed a lot in this house.

You've changed us all.

You're there, boy!

I didn't seen you.

No, Auntie.
Don't take it off.

You look beautiful with makeup.

- What nonsense.
- It is true!

- Let me do it for you.
- You? And you know how to makeup?

I rock.

- Ok.
- Do it like this.

Like this.

You'll look even more beautiful.
You will see.

Hey, Auntie. Emilio is such
good people. Don't you think?

Oh boy. don't say it...

Look in the mirror.
Give me a smile.

See how beautiful you look!

You will love your neighbor

as yourself.
Do well.

Amen.

Amen.

Let's end with the
powerful prayer of Our Lady

to reach our graces.

Someone wants to dedicate this
prayer to some...

Lourdes.

What did you do with
your hair, my rose?

Do you like it?
Mario did it, my nephew.

Pardon.

Hail Mary, full of grace

Ms. Sonia, can you tell me
what time it is, please?

Wait. Where's my cell phone?

My cell phone disappeared.

What do you mean, disappeared?

I was just using it.

Someone stole my cell phone.

Someone stole my cell phone.

It was with me here
and now it's not.

Didn't you leave it at home?

I just got it.

I just said that.

Someone stole my cell phone.

How absurd.

Sonia, this is a very serious charge.

Did you go to the bathroom? The kitchen?

I didn't take my butt
off this chair.

I can hardly walk, Lourdes.

I bet I know where
your cell phone is, Mrs. Sonia.

In his things.

Did you know that this boy,
who is here among us

is an ex-convict?

No! This is a lie!

Julia, how can you say that?

I'm not inventing anything.

It's very simple. Look him
up online. Mario Hantz.

H - A - N - T - Z

Hantz.

He was...
He was arrested by mistake, Julia.

- I'm lying, Mario?
- Julia, please calm down.

- I'll get you a glass of water...
- No, Auntie. Stay.

You need to know what
is happening inside your home.

And it does not end there.
I discovered something else.

I want my cell phone.

I just barely paid it off.

Do you want to find your
cell phone, Ms. Sonia?

Come with me.

Oh, I want my cell phone.

You'll find my cell phone?

Julia, please.
Don't do it.

This girl is crazy.
This is absurd.

Where is his backpack?

That's it.

God is with me.

And if I'm wrong, God can punish me.

Did not I tell you?
The proof of the crime.

Case closed.

Obviously she put it in my backpack
when she went to the bathroom.

You're a bad guy,
and now everybody knows.

Son, did you get this cell phone?

Auntie, of course she put
the cell phone in his backpack.

I can be many things.
But I'm not a thief.

Oh, I know. Auntie, does your
cell phone have a security lock?

- He has.
- Excuse.

Probably the thief tried
to unlock the cell phone

So, his picture will be here.

And like I said.

I just did it.

You see. I just tried
to unlock the phone.

Girl, do not do this.

Fine. It's all right.

You may not believe me,
even though I'm not lying.

You know that.

But I would not leave
my things here in this house.

And there's more, Aunt Lourdes.

He besides being a bandit

he is a devil, who has
defiled your house.

Because he and Lucas had sex!
They had sex with each other!

I saw everything.
There at the waterfall.

Unfortunately I didn't report
this because I was so...

so shocked that the only thing
I could do was walk away.

- I'm "pleplexed".
- You say perplexed. Perplexed.

Is that a lie, Mario?

Are you going to deny that you
and Lucas were fucking at the waterfall?

All this just because
he didn't want you?

Answer Mario!

Are you going to deny it, cousins?

Didn't I tell you? Those two little holes,
that only a faggot uses...

Sorry, Lucas.

Sorry, Auntie Lourdes.

- I'm leaving.
- No, Mario!

You know, you bunch of old gossipers

I'm tired of you!
You're going to hell!

Forgive me, Lord.

Dear

I always knew.

Since I've seen you
sleeping together, but...

It's not my business.

And you are so good for each other.

I see love in you.

And I interpret the Bible literally

and the Bible says that God is love.

And if you love each other

you are in the arms of God.

So you always knew?

Of course yes!
Do you think I'm silly?

Thank you Aunt!

But I want you and this troupe of demons

out of my house today.

Not one more day.

Look, Sonia. With pleasure.

This house has a heavy energy.

It's true. This place sucks.

Even prison is better.

And my house is pretty big.

Me and Frank would love the company.

Great. We already have a roof.

Lourdes.

You'll burn in the fire of hell.

Not another day.

Let's go, girls.

Before we fall into this portal to hell

that these immoral opened.

And your hair.

I like it.

Let's go, girls.

Julia.

I was like you.

Don't expect to grow old to break free.

The world can make us very bitter.

Do you want some advice? Have sex.

I'm not the right guy for you.

I like Mario.

You just thought I was
the right guy because

I was a man of God.

But you did not even know me.

You did not even want to date me.

You just wanted sex.

And it's okay!
You can have sex.

By the way, you should have sex.

And you don't need revenge on anyone.

Don't believe this little world
they invented for us.

Would you like a beer?
With us?

You arrived!

Come in.
The house is yours now.

Hi dear!

Want help with your bag?

Oh I'm a woman who needs help?

Oh, he's wonderful!

Aunt, I never thought you would
accept the fact that I'm gay.

Oh. You're so silly.

Thank God you're not homophobic, Emilio.

Homophobic? Oh, I'll tell you something.

Frank just likes to ride on male dogs.

And I love that dog more than myself!

- How about picnicking in the yard today?
- Great, I make sandwiches!

What a cool house.