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- They used to
call space the final frontier.

Now it's more like a trash heap.

The second we strapped a
nuke drive on hunk of metal,

we spread our seed all across the cosmos,

and slammed into a new reality.

Turns out, there is
intelligent life out there.

Most of it vampiric.

Every variety a soulless
intergalactic cockroach madrigal.

Forget your mythology.

The sunlight, crosses, holy water.

That's for kids and comic books.

Out here, we're the first on the ground

against the blood-sucking breed,
V-SAN, Vampire Sanitation.

Some say it's the toughest
job you'll ever hate.

I call it a living,

and as long as there's fangheads
out there, my job's a lock.

- Humans, fear not.

Lay down your weapons.

Disengage your air defense.

We mean you no harm.

We, the Voorhees, are a peaceful nation.

A vampiric anomaly.

Decidedly different in appearance,

yet very similar in methodology.

Welcome us into your homes so
that we may become brothers.

For that is what we will do for you.

Let us all live in peace.

- Clear.

- Look at the mess they
made of these bastards.

Poor thing, rest in peace.

I hate when that happens.

- Look on the bright side, at
least they didn't turn 'em.

- Disengage your air defense.
- Vampires suck.

- We mean you no harm.

We, the Voorhees, are a peaceful nation.

- Damn recruiting ads!

Shoot 'em!

- Rosa?

- Mess hall clear, sir.

- What the hell were you firing at?

- False alarm, captain.

- Whole planet doesn't
need to know we're here.

- Yes sir, how's it going with you?

- Let you know.

You okay?

- Yeah.

Just bumping on what the
textbook says the Voorhee does.

And what a victim really looks like.

- At least they're not essence
eaters, or organ feeders.

- Why couldn't the universe

just be full of old fashioned vampires?

You know, they just want to suck up blood.

- Got plenty of those out here too.

If it's any consolation, after a while,

you do get used to it.

- Oh, and that's a good thing?

- Isn't that sweet?

- Oh god, they gutted him.

Why?

- He's the CO here.

Voorhee son a bitch who did
this is sending me a message.

- You know who did this?

- Here we go, it's industry, Rosa?

Let's RV back at Hieronymus.

Quintana, you five by five?

- I'm here.

- Update.

- There are Voorhees in the neighborhood.

- Any ideas?

- I don't think your little
trigger finger gave us away.

- Someday I'm gonna smoke that bitch.

- Somebody needs to get laid.

- Rosa, you copy?

- Yes sir, I did.

- All right, let's RV.

Everybody watch your backs.

- Captain, are we gonna cut this guy down?

He's IPC, and officer
battlefield protocols--

- Protocol?

What good is protocol gonna do him?

He's dead.

It's a lovely sentiment and all,

but out here, it's them
that'll get you killed.

- All indications are that
the Voorhee group responsible

is in country in the immediate vicinity.

THough exact ID is impossible
without hard contact,

it is known that the Voorhee

have been operating in this quadrant.

We will inform as to our progress,

and as to the nature of the operation

once we have made said contact.

- You and this Voorhee, name's Phleg.

I made his acquaintance
at the battle of Shreelock

during the last vampire wars.

My platoon and his
mixed it up pretty good.

We ended up being the only survivors.

For a while there, 'til they
got the upper hand on me.

- Why didn't he kill you?

- I don't know.

Probably having too much fun torturing me.

You know, what the hell?

Gave me time, so I could
turn the tables on him.

- Why didn't you kill him?

- I hesitated.

Remember what I told you about sentiment?

Same thing applies to hesitation.

How far away are they Quintana?

- A click or two, I
estimate four in the party.

Some blood shells heading
into the jungle, too.

- Took survivors with them.

Commanding officer back
there was gutted alive.

- Phleg.

- I didn't know you were a mind reader.

I'd swear you read my mind.

- Yeah, Phleg, this
definitely has his pong to it.

- That's funny.

Vampires setting another
vampire's stakes, you're a riot.

- Do you see me laughing?

- Hey, there are people out
here we should be saving.

- You got a lot to learn about vamps.

- Voorhees still come
in the woods to feed.

Rescue's now past tense.

This is a cleanup.

- What is it about human flesh

that makes it so tasty out of doors?

- Come closer, and I'll let you know.

- Ooga booga--

- Ladies!

Let's put it away.

Rosa, you're on knockdown.

Everyone else, make sure you
get your short lances ready.

Let's do it.

- Couldn't we just shoot 'em?

- Homeboy don't want a chippendale.

- Not all vampires are created equal.

What kills one is useless on another.

Only way to kill a Voorhee
is to shoot him in the heart.

To do that, you gotta
pierce the bone casing

that surrounds their chest cavity.

- Right, the book said there's
no point in wingin' 'em,

'cause they heal too fast.

- Field tested mythology
on Voorhee is to knock 'em,

sock 'em, bring 'em to the ground and--

- Spike 'em!

- You relayed our situation to corporate?

- Done.

- Good, let's go play in the woods.

- Off to grandma's house we go.

♪ White sand ♪

♪ Hidden fang ♪

- It's a horrible way of
life, in the trenches.

These days, stalk them
before battle takes place,

at a safe distance,
with mechanized weapons.

We're the only ones who get dirty.

That's the way it goes when you get paid

to be the poor jerks who stick their head

around the corner first.

- Yeah, well I can't
say you didn't warn me.

- Neutron bombs, surgical strikes,

they're good for some things,

but when you really need to
know it's do it on the ground.

- You're a decorated soldier.

You don't need to be doing this.

- No, no I don't.

- Yeah, so why are you then?

I mean, hunting vampires
with the V-SAN corps?

That's the worst stinkin'
job in the entire galaxy.

- Has it ever occurred to you

that some people just plain like it?

Rosa and Damian, target two!

Roman, Quintana, target three!

- Voorhee come on, ah!

- Chinese food, my favorite, ah!

- Sorry, amigo.

Kitchen's closed.
- Aya!

- Anybody up for a no-legged race?

- Long time no see, buddy.

Remember me?

- Thought you said Voorhees

were horrific looking, intimidating.

- Show him the infrared scanner.

- Smile for the camera.

- Eugh.
- See, Damian?

Beauty's only skin deep,
isn't that right, Phleg?

- Cut me some slack!

Nicky, huh, I'll make it worth your while.

You want money?

I get it for you, or platinum!

I know big stash, belongs
to the leatherfaces.

- Platinum, huh?

How much are we talking?

- Kilos, mega kilos!

- What are the leatherfaces doin' with it?

- That's why I love you, Nicky.

Only line, bottom line with you, huh?

- Enough of the foreplay.

Where's the stash?

- Chatilla 10.

Leatherfaces not guarding it.

You take it, buffet style!

- How do I know you're not lying?

- On my sweet mother's
life, may she rest in peace.

It is true.

- Well as I recall, Phleg,
you killed your sweet mom.

- Screw you!

- Thought maybe you fell asleep.

- And miss your home cooking?

- Meal at optimum temperature.

Caution, filling may be hot.

- Here you go.

- Sorry.
- It's okay.

No matter how long you stare at it,

it still tastes like crap.

They didn't teach you about days like this

in the academy, did they?

- No, they didn't.

- You know, all things considered,

you didn't do badly.

- Is it always that cold?

- No, we just got lucky.

- You know what I liked?

The look in Phleg's eyes, just
before Churchill smoked him.

- He's all like, "Oh Nicky, no
please, I have family," boom!

- Hardcore juicy.

- Optimum temperature--

- Do we have to talk about it?

- When did you get so sensitive?

- You are not gonna drink that here.

- As much fun as your company is,

I'd rather enjoy my plasma in peace.

- She's spooky.

♪ Well I'm walking ♪

♪ In the desert ♪

- Thanks, just down on the counter.

♪ And I'm looking ♪

- Captain?

I appreciate everything you've done,

bringing me on board, giving me a shot,

but truth is, I don't
think I'm cut out for this.

- First op is always hard,
I told you it would be.

- I don't see it getting any easier.

- Meaning?

- I'll have to find another way.

I stink at hunting vampires.

- Of course you do, it
was your first time.

Not to mention that attitude

you got slung over your shoulder.

- All the more reason for me to move on.

- And do what?

Become a desk jockey,
command some tanker crew?

You know damn well that's
not gonna get you anywhere,

and besides, those companies
wouldn't touch you anyway.

- Look, what happened on the
Meconium was not my fault.

- Wasn't there, Damian, I don't know.

But you had your day in court,

and you're now officially damaged goods.

That's not how I feel,
'cause I hired you, didn't I?

But still, you need to change
people's minds about you.

And the fastest way there,

is by getting your hands dirtied,

and your hide toughened.

If you show good, solid
command capabilities

in an environment like this,

they're gonna rethink busting you.

Although why you'd wanna
go back there is beyond me.

- Because I like it.

Look, if I have to, I'll
put in for a transfer.

- Transfer?

A transfer requires your
commanding officer's signature,

and the way I see it,
your pain is my gain.

I got me a top rate officer,
highly skilled, smart,

way too loyal for his own
good, and I got you cheap.

And I'm betting with a
little time, and experience,

you're gonna be a top shelf
asset to both me, and my crew.

So you go ahead, you
plan your little escape,

but until I tell you
otherwise, your butt is mine.

- Roman Kachinsky is seeking access.

- Your instincts brought you here,

and those instincts were good.

Access granted.

- Captain?
- Yep.

- We've picked up a distress call.

- My name's Fiona Kennedy.

I'm a scientist here at the

cobalt processing facility on Basra 14.

We are under attack by vampires.

I don't know how many of us are left.

I've locked myself in
the transmission room.

Please, please if anyone
gets this, please hurry.

My name's Fiona Kennedy--

- If we slingshot this orbit,

we can be there in a couple hours.

- Shouldn't we contact the company first?

We don't even know what kind
of vampire force is attacking.

It could be rogues, or regiment.

I mean, the five of us can only
generate so much firepower.

- Let me tell you a little something

about the company, Damian.

We get paid, the company gets paid.

Company gets paid, we go to battle.

- You betcha.

- What do you think
their answer's gonna be?

- Understood, but if I'm gonna be an asset

to you and this crew, then
my knowledge of battlefield--

- That will all come in very handy

once you understand the rules.

If we delay, there won't
be anybody left to save.

Part of our job is to
walk into a situation,

then figure out a response.

But I promise you, if we find ourself

a little something fierce,

I'll get us the hell out of there, okay?

Go tell the others.

- Yes, sir.

- Starboard thrusters
three percent, and release.

Pull retro five percent for eight seconds.

- You got the touch, kid.

Good job.

Until we know what we're dealing with,

let's keep our options
open, boys and girls.

Let's hit the ground,

automatics and close combat weapons ready.

Safety's off, gear up, get hot!

Is everyone with me?

- Five by five!

- Five by five!

- Access bay door open.

♪ Cigarettes ♪

♪ They're up all night ♪

♪ Freaks are in my bed ♪

- Clear!
- Clear!

- Clear!

- Please don't hurt me!

And then I just hid out in here.

I locked the door, and prayed
like hell they didn't find me.

- Is anyone else alive?

- There was one SOS from
the mine, and then nothing.

- See anything?

- Oh yeah.

They're leatherfaces.

- What's the book on them?

- Well?

- The good news?

They're stupid and relatively primitive,

and a lot easier to whack than Voorhee.

They don't have the internal bone casing,

or the ability to heal.

They're bleeders.

You shoot 'em, they die.

- So what's the bad news?

- They travel in packs.

Big packs.

- I don't see why I couldn't
just stay in the comm center.

- Believe me, this is where you wanna be.

- Down here?

- With us.

They're close.

- Any idea where this tunnel goes?

- Hub map indicates a
structure, 100 meters.

- That's right, a weighstation.

Had equipment, food supplies,
a communications port too.

- Potential origin of the SOS.

- All right, let's move.

Quintana?

Watch our backs.

- Consider them watched.

- That's comforting.

- Hey, what's goin' on?

I thought you said that--

Light it up!

- Uh-oh.

- Final positions!

- What the hell was that?

- Explosive headed spear!

- I thought you said they were primitive!

- Relatively primitive.

- What are we gonna do?

- Like my old football coach used to say,

the best defense is a kickass offense.

Go!

Go, go, go, go, into
the elevator, fall back!

Come on, ah!

High tech piece of crap.

Holy mother of god.

There must be 100 of 'em.

- Captain!

- Blow the security system!

- Captain, if we do that--

- Just do it, it's an order!

It'll buy us some time.

- Security breach, sector four.

Initiating lockdown.

Security breach, sector four.

Initiating lockdown.

- What the hell is going on?

Where the hell is the captain?

Captain Churchill, what is your 20?

- Two team, fight and recon.

Backup team, hold the exit.

- We'll be the fire time.

- You stay here.

You, try not to bite anyone.

- Captain, let's see, let's go!

Come on!

Captain, what are you doing?

Captain, come on!

Come on!

Captain, hold on!

- Help me!

- Move out the way!

Captain!

- Help me!

Help me!

- Captain!
- Fall back.

- Move!
- Fall back!

Fall back right now, he's gone,

there's nothing we can do!

- Move it!
- Fall back, damn it!

Fall back!

- We gotta help him!

- We can't help him, all we can do is die.

Therefore, it is recommended

that the mining colony at
Basra 14 be handed over

to Star Command for alternative strategy.

At present, no other assignments

have been logged into the
Hieronymus master control.

So we remain in this quadrant
until contacted by company HQ.

This is Damian Underwood,

captain pro tem of the Hieronymus.

I notified corporate about what happened.

Should hear back shortly.

In the meantime, I think it's
important to talk about--

- What, the fact that
you just left him there?

- It's basic, vampire hunters

do not leave another
vampire hunter behind.

- Any attempt to save Captain Churchill

would have compromised
the rest of the team.

- We were already compromised

when you trashed the security system.

- Blowing the security system
was Captain Churchill's idea.

- Is that something you
learned at the academy?

When all else fails, blame the dead guy?

- No wonder they court-martialed you.

Everybody you ever work
with ends up getting killed.

I say we ditch this jerk

before the same thing happens to us.

- Like it or not, I am now
the captain of this ship.

- You are the guy temporarily
in charge, not the captain.

- Why don't you give him a chance?

- Why don't you shut up, bloodsucker?

- Say that one more time, and I'll--

- What, suck my blood?

- You two have been angling for me

since we started this sortie.

I say, come and get it.

- And I say, kiss my ass,

but you'd probably bite it instead.

- You fang heads are all alike!

Admit it, you set us up!

- All right, everyone sit down, right now.

I said plant it!

You wanna point fingers?

You point 'em where they deserve.

What happened to Captain
Churchill was unfortunate,

but everything about that
operation was reckless.

- Don't you even try

to pin this on the captain.

- If we had followed any one
of the protocols of engagement,

none of this damn conversation--

- Ah, this guy doesn't know anything!

There's no way you can be in charge!

- Right, so you take your
protocols and shove 'em.

- What the hell did you expect us to do?

Risk everything, and everyone
just to bring a body back?

- Yeah, those were leatherfaces.

They wear their kills as trophies!

- Captain Churchill didn't deserve

to become a hood ornament.

We should've done whatever it took.

Then again, you didn't wanna
be there in the first place,

so running came easy.

- I've had just about
enough of both of you.

- We had enough of you the
first day you came aboard.

You wanna be the captain, fine,
just be it somewhere else.

♪ Lost in space ♪

♪ The planets are spinnin' ♪

♪ Torn apart ♪

♪ Between what's old and what's new ♪

♪ Adrift in a memory ♪

♪ Where ♪

- Captain, Fiona
Kennedy is seeking access.

- Access granted.

♪ Reality's calling me ♪

♪ On my way ♪

- How're you feeling?

- Okay, I guess.

I just want you to know
how terrible I feel

about what happened,
and how grateful I am.

- Just doin' my job.

- Your captain seemed like
he was a very good man.

- There's a transit station
a couple days from here.

From there, you can probably hitch a ride

wherever you wanna go.

- Thanks, I appreciate it.

- What was it you said you did on Basra?

- Soils analysis.

- Right.

So when the vampires first arrived,

you weren't actually
in the control center.

- I was in the lab module, why?

- Something I noticed when
I was in the comm center.

The electronic defense
system was turned off.

I'm trying to establish
when exactly that happened.

- Like I said, I wasn't there.

We heard something was going on,

and we rushed back.

- We?

- Some of the other scientists and me.

Paul Gevain, Nate McKinnon.

I can't believe they're dead.

They were such good people.

- I'm sorry.

Damian Underwood.

Just wanted to see if you were okay.

What I mean is--

- You wanted to thank me
for standing up for you.

I read minds.

Normally, I'd ask, but I'm sorry.

- No, that's okay.

Just, something I have to
keep in mind about you.

- That I read minds, you mean?

- Right.

- Do you mind if I?

- No, no, go right ahead.

After what happened,

it's amazing you still have an appetite.

- If I don't feed, the hunger
gets harder to control.

- I just wanted to let you
know that from here on,

I'm not gonna tolerate
them baiting you like that.

If this were a Star Command ship--

- You'd court-martial them,

except it's not Star
Command, so you can't.

- Right.

- This is transit station control.

Hieronymus, you are
clear to land in bay 121.

- Very disappointing, baby.

Not enough friction.

The hard eight is not very hard!

Come along, my friend.

- So we're just gonna check,

but I'm sure you can find someone
you can hitch a ride with.

In the meantime, I mean food's--

- Thanks for your help.

I hope you don't mind me asking,
but how does a guy like you

end up doing something like this?

- A question arose between
my commanding officer and me

as to who was telling the truth.

- What was the question about?

- Who was responsible for
killing the rest of the crew.

Travel safely.

Where are the others?

- Up front.

- We've all had our fill,

I think we should head back to the ship.

- We won't be joining you.

Roman, know where merc support is?

- What exactly does that mean?

- It means we won't be joining you.

Me and Roman put in for transfers,

so until the company tells
us where we need to be,

we're gonna do a little sightseeing.

- Halcyon, my buddy
Hollander runs a bar there.

It's called Pop Rocks.

- You can't do this, we're a crew.

- Yeah, right.

What time's that supply
wagon outta here, Roman?

- It's outta here in about 10 minutes,

so we gotta bust some hump.

- Later.

- Just my opinion, Captain, good riddance.

- They're not goin' anywhere.

- Welcome aboard, Helen Rapaport.

Your personal information
file is currently unavailable.

Please try back another time.

- What the hell does that mean?

- Here, let me have a look at that.

- Your personal information file

is currently unavailable,
please try back another time.

- Five minutes that way
and it'll leave without us.

- I dunno what else to do.

I'm not--
- Is there a problem here?

- Yeah, your stupid scanner isn't working.

- Let me see your
identification cards, please.

System says you no longer work
for the V-SAN Corporation,

which means you ain't nobody,

and bein' nobody, you ain't goin' nowhere.

- It must suck bein' nobody.

- What is your problem?

- Me?

I don't have a problem, whereas you two...

It's all right, Officer Brackish.

I can vouch for 'em, provided
they behave themselves.

- It's your party.

- You didn't even have the decency

to ask me for a transfer.

- What would've been the point?

You'd have said no.

- You're right, I would have,

because in spite of all
the fun we're not having,

being captain, I have responsibility.

- Spare us the regimental bull.

- And one of those
responsibilities is you,

so get used to it.

You want me to be an A-hole?

That was how to be a Star Fleet
captain 101 at the academy,

and I finished top of my class.

- Yeah, we believe you,
especially the A-hole part.

Why are you so determined to hold onto us?

You afraid it'll get out
that you're such a loser

you couldn't even captain a V-SAN crate?

- Whatever you know about me,

is whatever you think
you know about my past,

and maybe that my skills
as a vampire hunter

are somewhat underdeveloped.

- Oh, you forgot the part about
killing a guy we all liked.

- Let's just put a pin in that one.

For the moment, let's just say
that everything else is true.

I need you, you need
me, makes this simple.

You two behave yourselves,
and I promise my e-signature

will appear next to your
name on a transfer request.

- How long do we have to behave ourselves?

- Until I sign.

- That could take forever.

For all we know, you could
just be jerking us around.

- Okay then, one mission.

- Really?

One.

That's all?

- However, I reserve the right
to add time, and missions

if I'm not completely satisfied.

That's the deal, take it or leave it.

- Yeah, I can do that.

- Good.

Then as of now, I expect
normal crew protocol

to be followed, to the letter.

Oh come on, spare me
the attitude, all right?

Same goes for you, because
every time I see it,

there's another day I
withhold my signature.

Ditto every time I see you
stickin' it to Quintana.

If so much as an unkind thought

passes between you, that's another day.

So, are we a crew?

- Yes, sir.

- You're the captain.

- What I said about
sticking it to each other,

it cuts both ways.

- Understood, sir.

- Good.

Quintana, notify the security office

back at the transit station

we will not be returning, all is well.

- Yes, sir.

- Now, while we're waiting for the company

to tell us what our next assignment is,

I'd like a complete assessment
of our system's status.

Areas of concern, ship
maintenance and weapons.

As far as I'm aware, the
logs are way behind on each.

- Yes, sir.

- With all due respect, sir,

you cannot captain a V-SAN
ship like a Command vessel.

There's a reason people like us

chose to be here instead of there.

Just trying to be helpful, sir.

- Captain, you're needed

on the bridge immediately.

When I tried to send your
message to the transit station,

this is what I got back.

- This is an urgent SOS
from transit station

Delta Hotel Foxtrot, we're under attack!

Send help, send help now!

- Oh hell.

Someone disarmed the
electronic defense system.

- Isn't that what happened in
the mining colony at Basra?

- We know who did this yet, Quintana?

- Could be one of several vampire species.

The energy signatures they're
leaving behind are unfamiliar.

- Thought you knew every
vampire species there was.

- Every known vampire species.

It's hard to know about something
no one's ever encountered.

- Can you tell anything?

- This vampiric life
form, they're venomous.

The venom contains a toxin
that's incredibly lethal.

- Is it the toxin that smells so bad?

- No, the toxin's odorless.

It's the flesh that stinks.

The venom causes
instantaneous necrotization

of the skin and muscle fibers.

These creatures, they
don't feed on live beings.

They like 'em dead, but still warm.

- Charming.

Let's go find 'em.

- Found 'em.

♪ I've gone to follow your lie ♪

♪ Somewhere in the sky ♪

♪ Swimming in the clear blue ♪

♪ Over to the next side ♪

♪ You must be there ♪

♪ Stripes of candy ♪

- One guy killed all these people?

What the hell is that thing?

- No idea, he looks vampiric but--

- Let's just waste him, come on!

- That was a rush!

- You sense any other
vampiric presence here?

- It's really bizarre,

yes I do sense vampiric presence, and yet?

- Everybody stay back.

- Holy.

Quintana!

- Come on, get it off my leg!

Get it off me, get it off my leg!

Go!

- Use your tasers!

- What the hell are these things?

- Vermisnous variety.

That's what threw me.

That creature we killed,

he wasn't the vampire, he was the host.

The nosferati travel in him,

then emerge when it's time to feed.

- Or when the host can't host 'em anymore.

- Let, let this one live.

- What?

- I wanna know more about it.

- It's a vampire, what
more do you need to know?

- Right, everyone set
your weapons to stun.

- It's surprising, the dialect it speaks.

I know it.

- What a surprise.

What, it's surprising, don't ya think?

- Transit station.

Transit station.

I asked him how did his
host creature get here,

to the transit station?

All he'll say is betrayal.

- Betrayal?

- He says if we didn't need you
for food, we'd wipe you out.

To most of the universe, you're
arrogant, emotional scum.

The only thing better than feeding on you

is watching the look in
your eyes when you die.

- Here's for my family, you
slithering piece of crap.

- It's over, Roman, you
can't kill it twice!

- It can't be dead enough,
as far as I'm concerned.

- What were you thinking?

He was talking to us!

- He was mouthing off.

We didn't need to hear
any more of that crap!

- He was right about one
thing, about being arrogant.

- Oh, you agree with 'em.

Maybe you wanted to keep 'em alive

so the two of you could turn on us?

- Emotional scum, is that
you talking to the worm?

- Don't you think it's emotional,

killing something because
it hurt your feelings?

- Oh I'm gonna do a lot more
than hurt your feelings, honey.

- All right, that's enough, you stop!

- Come on, take your shot.

- Get her, Roman!

- The creme de la creme of creation.

Every time I think about
how we are what we are

I wanna scream.

Does the rest of the
world really deserve us?

- We should beam this back to earth

so they can see both the horror

and the stupidity of our pioneers.

- That's human arrogance for you.

300 years ago, the white man

moved across the North American continent.

Manifest destiny, they called it.

A moral imperative to rape the land,

and kill its Native peoples

because they were deemed to be savages.

Has anything changed?

Now we are told to hate the vampire,

when really, the enemy is us.

We're the savages.

- Earth still has a conscience,
and it beats right here.

- We did well today.

- We struck another blow

against unbridled Earth imperialism.

- We nurtured freedom
toward human hegemony.

- Of course, another
way of looking at it is

you served up a couple
of dozen happy meals

to a bunch of vampires.

- Oh, I know you'd like us to think

you're really that cynical, Muco.

But deep down, I know you
believe in what we're doing.

That it's in everyone's interest

that we contain human
expansion in the universe.

- I definitely believe,
but I'll believe a lot more

when I get my hands on the human scum

who killed my brother.

- Why do you care so much?

You didn't even like Phleg.

- Like him, I hated him.

He was stupid, arrogant, he stank.

But the point is, he was
killed by a human being

and I'm obligated to avenge him.

- But you did that, you
took care of that captain,

the man responsible.

- I'm surrounded by idiots.

I want them all.

This one, who's taken
command of this ship,

are you sure he'll make his way to us?

- Damian Underwood,
he's the exception here.

He'll pick up the scent,
there's no doubt about it.

- Captain?

Captain, can I have a word?

- You got 30 seconds.

- The rest of the crew and me,

we wanna apologize.

We let our emotions get the better of us,

and we're sorry.

- Not half as sorry if I never
sign your transfer request

and you have to spend the rest

of your pathetic lives
here with me, right?

Apology not accepted.

- That never even came up.

Okay, maybe at first,

but it was just a big misunderstanding.

We were angry at Quintana,
she was angry with us.

- Oh, and now you're not angry?

Gosh, let's throw a party.

- I know we've all been
hard on you, especially me.

I just want to say,
Captain Churchill chose you

to be his first officer.

So the fact that he chose
you, must mean that--

- All the same, his death
is still my fault, right?

- Look, you gotta understand,

calling Captain Churchill
reckless, that hurt.

We would've walked
through hell for that guy.

His dying hit us hard.

- If it's any consolation,

I think Captain Churchill knew
exactly what he was doing.

He was risking himself
to save the rest of us.

And though perhaps reckless
is a poor choice of words,

I'm starting to see that
a little recklessness

is a good thing out here.

I know I can never be him
in your eyes, or the others,

but if you just give me a little time,

I promise that I'll be the
best captain to you that I can.

- We gotta stick together,
whether we like it or not,

whether we like each other or not.

- Rosa.

I want you to know that I take comfort

having you on this fire team.

You're not just a good
soldier, you're a great one.

I trust you with my life and heartbeat.

So the worm specifically
used the word betrayal

to describe how he got there,

and the only other body we
didn't find amongst the others?

- Fiona's.

- I mean, does it mean anything?

Is it just coincidence
that every place she goes

ends up being vampire chow?

I mean, did she know that
the creature we killed

was the vampire's host?

For the moment, let's say yes.

Let's say she did, she's the Trojan horse.

Turning off the electronic defense system,

for whatever reason, okay?

She does her dirty work,
then she finds a way

to get out, and get to her next victim.

If that's the case, the last ship

to leave the transit station
before ours arrived was hers.

Now all departing craft, as
part of their computer protocol,

leave behind a set of coordinates.

- Telling us where they're going,

I should've thought of that.

- Hieronymus, can you show me

where those coordinates are leading to?

- I'm currently computing

the Cosmosis 1's projected flight path.

- Cosmosis, isn't that
one of those groups?

- Who think humans
deserve whatever they get,

so long as they're being got by a vampire?

- So, she's a whacko is what she is.

- The Cosmosis
1's projected flight path

will put them here.

- Way the hell over there.

- And they've got quite a headstart on us.

- Let's break it down.

The company just sent us a new assignment.

It's a search and destroy
mission in the Kenobia System.

Anyone familiar with that?

- Yeah, I'm familiar with that.

That's out there.

- So, either we go where
the company wants us to go,

or we throw the protocol
aside for a little while

and take a little detour,

follow this trajectory to Fiona,

knowing that if the company
finds out what we're up to,

which I'm sure they will,

they'll probably fire every one of us.

- We owe it to Captain Churchill

to run this bitch into the ground.

- You can count me in.

- Me too.

- Good.

Then we all agree, we
do this for the captain.

There'll be no finger pointing later on,

we're all in this together.

In that case, even though
we're in hyperdrive,

it's still gonna take a while,

so I suggest we all catch up on our rest.

- Goodnight.

- You know, I'm startin' to like this guy.

- Yeah, he's got potential.

- Hieronymus, set our course
for those same coordinates.

And ease into hyperdrive.

- Destination coordinates sent.

The ship will achieve
hyperdrive in eight minutes.

♪ And you know how I feel ♪

♪ Know I'll leave ♪

♪ Know that I'll go ♪

♪ Go to extremes ♪

♪ Sake of a life ♪

♪ Life that is free ♪

♪ The time has come to be around ♪

♪ Around the walls ♪

♪ They are strong ♪

♪ Then you know ♪

♪ That I'll be gone, I'll go ♪

- I didn't startle you, I hope.

- Ah, no, no it's okay.

- Leave it.

I like it.

- I'd offer you some, but--

- I already ate.

Thanks, anyway.

Tried human food when I was 11 on a dare.

I was sick for a week.

♪ And you know how I feel ♪

- What exactly do you wanna know?

- I guess I'm just wondering

what it would be like to be you.

Your parents were vampirized, right?

- They were scientists.

Most everyone in the colony
was either drained or executed.

The vampires who captured my parents

recognized that they could be useful,

so they turned them.

Luckily for them and me, they escaped.

- So, when your parents got together,

that was before anyone knew

about the genetic consequences

of two vampirized humans mating?

- That their genetics were altered

by the vampirization process
was of profound interest.

That the merged genetics in me

created an altogether new kind of being.

It wasn't much of a childhood,

more like a science experiment.

- Doubt I could've endured that.

- You'd be surprised how
much you could endure

when you've had no choice.

May I?

- Oh, yeah, yeah.

- I hope you don't mind
me saying this, Captain,

but I find you very surprising.

Telling us that the company
issued an assignment.

They didn't, did they?

- Well, they did send a communication

telling us to sit tight in ready mode.

- Well, we came together on this.

That was a good idea.

- I wanted to see how far we'd
go in the name of loyalty.

- Is that what you did before,

put yourself at risk
in the name of loyalty?

- Something like that.

I used to think that there was

nothing more important than loyalty.

- But you don't think so anymore.

- The Merconium, the ship I was on,

was sent to establish a
colony in the Sigma System,

and there were several support ships,

a troop carrier.

When we went into hyperdrive,
everything was normal.

When we came out, the
troop carrier turned on us.

I don't know, their communication
software was telling it

that we were now hostile.

So I told Captain Perkins,
I said with enough time,

I could override their communications,

and we can reopen talks.

- You testified at your court-martial

that you issued an order to
fire on the troop carrier,

that he was incapacitated.

- That mission was Captain Perkins' last.

He was ill.

If he had been court-martialed
instead of me--

- He would've become a non-person,

no money, no pension,
no healthcare benefits.

You sacrificed everything for him.

- We had this agreement that
he would stand up for me.

And between his testimonies
and his connections,

the worst thing that would happen to me

was a slight delay in my advancement.

- Except he buried you instead.

- He wrote a letter apologizing,

except he didn't even sign it,

for fear that I'd throw
it back at him later.

Even the apology was a stab in the back.

You know, the thing is,

I loved that guy.

I really did.

- Captain Churchill
told us that with time,

we would come to appreciate you.

He wasn't wrong.

There is something that
I want to do for you.

- I'm not sure I know what you mean.

- Everyone else is sleeping.

I've had some rest myself.

The only one who hasn't
had a break is you.

- I've kicked back some.

- It would be my pleasure to relax you.

- Quintana, is this?

I mean, if I understand
you when you say relax me,

are you, I mean, not that it isn't...

What exactly are you talking about?

- Sex.

- Okay.

Not that I'm unappreciative,
but sex would be inappropriate.

Not to mention, fatal.

I mean, unless I'm
forgetting my vampire lore,

or maybe it's just urban myth,

but when a human and a
vampire get together,

and the sexual bloodlust
hits the vampire woman,

doesn't she go all black widow on the guy?

- Absolutely.

- Is that what you're proposing?

- I'm proposing vampiric sex.

It's tantric.

There's no touching.

It's all up here.

- I won't say I'm not curious.

Still, I'm the captain.

Oh, Quintana.

Please don't.

Do this.

Oh.

- You don't have to do anything but relax.

♪ And you'll know how I feel ♪

♪ And you know what I mean ♪

♪ Know that I'll go ♪

♪ But I'll go to extremes ♪

♪ Say come alive ♪

♪ Live and free ♪

♪ What in the world ♪

- I love you so much.

♪ You awaken ♪

- Oh, wow, Quintana!

That is incredible!

Quintana, that is amazing!

- Man, there's something
about sleeping at hyperspeed

that makes me so hungry,

I could eat a dozen of these things.

Oh, tastes like chicken.

Are you not eating?

- Hope everyone had a good rest.

- Some of us did.

Far as I'm concerned,

the sooner I lock and load, the better.

- What's up with her?

- Estrogen, sir.

- Captain, the Hieronymus

has reached the requested coordinates.

Shall I declare battle stations?

- Oh hell, they're predators.

- They're battle cruisers, vampiric,

except for that one, the Cosmosis.

- Maybe this wouldn't be happening

if the captain were getting some rest

instead of just getting some.

- All right, everybody hold
on, we're going for a ride.

Aft retro to six.

- Let's rock, yeehaw!

- Air pressure up, main thrusters to full!

- Acknowledged.

♪ I look around to see her
mouth touching the floor ♪

♪ I'm just a pawn in this
game of ragged wars ♪

♪ Too many ether or a
spy there to absorb ♪

- Engine failure

- Air thrusters to 130!

- Manual pressure.

♪ I'm tired and my head is sore ♪

- Do you mind?

- Mid thrusters to hard 50!

♪ The fighting is fraught and loud ♪

- Captain!

If you don't cut the power,
the ship will break off.

- There is that possibility!

- Tanker two compromised.

- All reversing, return to full!

- Acknowledged.

- Do we really, really
have to go this fast?

- Yes we do, the question is to land!

♪ Time is running out ♪

- Vampire fighter approaching.

Hull integrity is critical.

Enemy retreating.

Immediate threat eliminated.

- Cut retro!

- Acknowledged.

- For an old bucket of bolts,
this baby sure can dance!

- Does the word reckless
mean anything to you?

- I told you to hold on.

Bring us about.

- Acknowledged.

- We're turning?

We just ran away from these guys.

- The last thing they'd be
expecting is for us to turn.

They're expecting us to
run, and keep running.

Aft retro to six.

Any sign of them?

- Do you see the vapor trail over there?

- Hieronymus, can we have

an immediate radiation
level of our environment?

- Radiation is 632 Roentgens.

That'd be 220 times normal.

- What's up with that?

- Well, it means one of 'em got damaged

keepin' up with us, and they're leaking.

- Hieronymus, can we ascertain
where the vapor is going?

- Acknowledged.

- Follow that tail to the line

and zoom in on the source.

- Magnification initiated.

- What do you think, should we follow?

Just checking.

Stay close.

We're in their blind spot,
they won't notice us.

- You and me need to talk.

I want to know what you think you saw.

I wasn't having sex with Quintana.

- Give me a break.

Oh Quintana, that is amazing,
just like that, right there.

- Okay, you know what, you got me.

All right, I was having
sex, and it was stunning.

- Spare me the details.

- Except I wasn't having
sex with Quintana.

I was having sex, in
my mind, with my wife.

- Your wife, who died?

- Yeah.

And if me taking a
moment to relive my past

is unacceptable to you,
well that's too damn bad.

But if you're the kind of person

with the sense I think you have,

then you'll go to
Quintana yourself and beg,

because you need it more than anyone.

Quintana, do you know what planet this is?

- Since Earth finished mining Diagalov 8,

it's been abandoned.

It's nothing but a sand pit now.

- Perfect place for an
ops base, if you ask me.

- Yeah, I mean it's not like Cosmosis

is welcome back on Earth.

Check in before we RV!

- Have fun storming the castle!

- How far is the mining colony from here?

- Quite a ways.

- They landed here because--

- Captain!

- Lock and load, people!

Prepare for strafing maneuvers!

Roman, see that drone headed for you?

- Damn right I do!

I gotta get a lock on it!

Come on baby, come on baby.

Woo, yeah!

- Yeah!

- Baby, that's the way, baby!

- Woo!

Whoa!

- Come on, come on!

- Run Roman, run!

♪ Sitting down ♪

♪ In an unfamiliar city ♪

- We gotta go, Rosa.

- Everything I freakin' owned.

- It'll be dark in an hour.

We cannot be on the surface of this planet

when that happens.

Which way is the colony?

- 23 clicks, with a
mountain between us and it.

We'll never make it by nightfall.

- If we don't, we're gonna be a snack.

♪ Let it die ♪

♪ I wonder why ♪

♪ It seems like now ♪

♪ When all of this is gone ♪

♪ And we're left alone ♪

♪ To come to our senses ♪

♪ How it breaks me down ♪

♪ How it breaks me down ♪

- Come on.

♪ Come around ♪

- We gotta keep moving,
they're getting close.

- I'm bustin' my hump,
captain, but I'm tapped out.

Let 'em come.

- Rosa.

I'm trying to help you.

- Thank you.

Aren't we there yet?

- I don't know, my PDA's outta juice.

- Tell me we did not just run

15 miles in the wrong direction.

- According to the map, it's
supposed to be right here.

- What, and now suddenly it's not?

Not good.

- We can't give up.

We can't.

- We're not giving up.

- Guys, come here.

I think I found something.

Give me a hand!

- Do we even know where this goes?

- Does it matter?

- Ladies first.

Rosa!

- We gotta go, we can't stay here!

- The pleasure's all yours.

- Help me.

- That was too close.

- Yeah, well, at least
it's warmer down here.

- Yeah, a couple of degrees
sure makes a difference.

- What is it?

- Vampires.

- Where?

- Everywhere.

- Firing square on my command.

Ready?

Aim!

- Excuse me, Captain
Underwood, are you there?

Did you hear me, Captain Underwood?

- Kinda in the middle
of something right now.

- I promise, no one will hurt you,

or your crew if you come with me.

Captain Underwood.

- Any thoughts?

- What other options do we have?

- What would Captain Churchill do?

- He'd hear what she had to say.

- And then he'd kill her.

- Sounds like a plan.

- Oh, a traitor.

Of course you'd see it that
way, Captain Underwood.

Can I call you Damian?

- You can call me Captain Underwood.

- Well, if you really
understood the universe,

you wouldn't see it that way.

- How many human beings have
you sentenced to death so far?

- I feel badly about the people that died,

but they had no business being
out there in the first place.

- Oh I'm sorry, I missed the day

they decided to make you judge and jury.

- I have spent most of
my professional life

studying vampires so that we humans

would know how to kill them.

And the more I learned about them,

the clearer it became that they have

as much right to be here as we do.

- Right, vampires good, humans bad.

- Do you even know what humans
have done to this planet?

In the process of strip
mining its resources,

we have totally wrecked its ecosystem.

All of its indigenous life
forms are either mutated,

or infected, or dead.

It's the same all over the cosmos.

Humans have turned tropical
planets into trash cans,

deserts into dumping grounds.

Vampires are downright
friendly by comparison.

- Where exactly are we going?

- Oh, you should have been dead
a while ago, but you're not.

That should tell you something.

- What if we hadn't found the
air shaft up on the surface,

you'd have come and got us?

- Yes, we would've.

Fortunately, you did find it.

- So you and your friends,
you brought us here for what?

- A second chance.

Don't look at me, wasn't my idea.

- So whose idea was this?

- Actually Damian, it was mine.

- You really think he'll go along?

- They don't get any more loyal.

- But where are his loyalties now?

- What's your point?

- I don't know, I just have
a bad feeling about this.

- I was dead, all right.

But not so dead that they
couldn't infuse their essence

into me, merge their genome
and mine, and let me tell you,

dying was nothing by comparison.

But, once you're on the other side,

the benefits make it all worthwhile.

- What kind of benefits
are we talkin' about?

A car allowance, a per diem?

- How about immortality,
or power, or community?

Or for once, actually ending
up on the winning team, ah?

- I think an argument could
be said that that isn't true.

- Muco's right, Damian.

Human life is vastly outnumbered.

There are vampiric life forms
that you can't even imagine.

Vampires should be the
dominant force in the cosmos,

but they're not, because they just need

to learn to organize
themselves a little bit better.

The Voorhees wanna learn from us.

They realize that there
are certain human traits

that are worth preserving.

That's where you and I come in.

- Human ingenuity, for instance.

Cultural assertiveness.

These are traits that frustrate us,

partially because they
allow you to flourish,

and partially because, as a
species, we don't have them.

Now there are brothers of mine

who would rather just wipe
you out, but I say no.

Let us learn from you first.

Then wipe you out.

- Well, I can't say you
don't make it sound inviting.

So my trip here, what
was that, my audition?

- Yes, and you did surprisingly well.

- Well, I hope you don't expect
me to be flattered by that,

because I'm not.

And as far as me teaching you things goes,

well you can kiss my assertiveness.

- Oh, Earth man.

This is a gift I offer you.

Whether you accept it or
not means nothing to me.

- Damian, there's another
way you can look at it.

Allow yourself to be
vampirized, and save the others.

Join us, and the crew goes free.

Refuse, and condemn them to what I'm sure

will be a slow and painful death.

- They're your crew, too.

- Were my crew.

Now they're my enemy.

- Then so am I.

- You should take some
time and think about this.

- I don't need to!

If you're gonna kill us anyway,

you might as well just do it!

- I'm sorry you feel that way.

- Take them both outside.

It's time we had a little entertainment.

- What's going on?

- This is an open certainty.

I've heard it told that these human beings

are capable of great loyalty,

so Captain Churchill,

I think it's time we tested
where your loyalties lie.

I want you to kill the prisoner.

When you're done, go down and
kill the rest of his crew.

- Muco, you said if we
brought you Captain Underwood,

you'd let the rest of his crew go.

- I said that, huh?

Well, I lied.

- And what if I defeat Captain Churchill?

What if I kill him, then
will you let my crew go free?

- Oh that would be quite interesting.

- This was about him, not the others.

I insist you let them go.

- Oh you do, do you?

- Yes, I do.

It sickens me, what you're doing here.

It's barbaric, and unnecessary.

- Fiona, don't do this.

- You want to learn from us?

Try learning compassion.

You want to instill
loyalty in your comrades?

Then show them that your
leadership deserves it.

The Voorhee are capable of greatness.

You are capable of greatness,

but not if you can't rid yourself

of this inherent tendency towards cruelty.

Please, Muco, I beg you.

Show everyone here what
you are truly capable of.

- You want to see what I'm capable of?

That's what I'm capable of.

- Now if everybody's finished talking,

let's see some blood.

- We need to go down to
the mine shaft, slowly,

without drawing any attention.

- You're making this harder
than it has to be, Damian.

Do yourself a favor,

and die!

Come on, Damian, let's play.

- Relax, their captain
has secured their release.

You don't believe me, go ask Muco.

- What the hell is going on here?

- You are to surrender your weapons to us.

- Why don't you come get 'em?

- If that's what the captain wants.

- Don't scratch it.

- Give it to him!

- Now!

Let's go!

- Surf's up!

Rip his throat out!

Go.

- Roman, that's Captain Churchill!

- Captain Churchill is dead.

- Damian, please.

How can you do this, please.

You're like a son to me.

- What was it something you told me once

about hesitation and sentiment?

I love you, Nick, now die!

- Where the hell is Muco?

- He was here, wasn't it?

- Indeed he was.

Now he's here.

With this human's life in the balance.

Squeal, ah.

Yeah, I'm going out that
door and getting on my ship.

Anyone tries to stop me,

and this ugly friend of
yours becomes hamburger.

- Ugly?

You think I'm ugly?

I want somebody to shoot
this idiot right now!

- You know, funny thing is,
you're going to die anyway.

- Got an offer for you, Muco.

Drop dead.

- Hey you guys?

Wait up!

- Thanks.

Any more word from corporate?

No questions, like what the
hell were you guys doing

way over there, and why
weren't you on the assignment

you were supposed to be on?

What?

- I told them.

About the assignment.

- That there wasn't one.

What the hell do you take
us for, a bunch of morons?

- She also told us what
happened before, on the Meconia.

- You think you're the only
one capable of loyalty?

- No, of course not.

- Good, then do us a favor.

Have a little faith.

- Might as well, 'cause let me tell ya,

you're not getting rid of us that easy.

- Did corporate say anything else?

- No.

Just come on home, and
pick up your new ship.

- Yeah, 'cause the other one got wrecked.

- Well, what the hell?

Looks like we're gonna be stuck
together for a while, huh?

Anyone wanna join me in the mess?

- You're buying.

- Like I had a choice.

- So Quintana, this sex thing you do?

Does it have to be a memory,

or could it be something
more in the present?

- What do you have in mind?

Hey, whatever turns you on.

♪ Everybody ♪

♪ Needs a little help sometimes ♪

- Whoa, Quintana, you are good.

For a bloodsucker.

♪ Be somebody when it's all on the line ♪

♪ 'Cause when you're
feeling down and out ♪

♪ And your backs are up against the wall ♪

♪ If your sky is falling ♪

♪ And the walls are closing in ♪

♪ Let it all pour out now ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm listening ♪

♪ Yeah I'm listening ♪

♪ To you, my friend ♪

♪ If you hold it all inside ♪

♪ Don't you know you can
surely lose your mind ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ When all the tears are cried ♪

♪ Don't you know you can
walk the extra mile ♪

♪ Don't let the world push around, now ♪

♪ And keep you backed
up against the wall ♪

♪ When it gets too heavy ♪

♪ And the walls start closing in ♪

♪ Let it all pour out now ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm listening ♪

♪ Yeah I'm listening ♪

♪ To you, my friend ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ When you're feeling down and out ♪

♪ And you're just about to fall ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ When it gets too heavy ♪

♪ And you fight to hold it in ♪

♪ Let it all pour out now ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm listening ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Leave the past behind you ♪

♪ And start to live again ♪

♪ Let your soul cry out
now, 'cause I'm listening ♪

♪ I'm always listening ♪

♪ To you my friend ♪

♪ If you hold it all inside ♪

♪ Don't you know you can
surely lose your mind ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Don't let the world push around now ♪

♪ And keep you backed
up against the wall ♪

♪ Let it all pour out now ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm listening ♪

♪ To you, my friend ♪

♪ Oh yes I am ♪