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Calling all UK queens,

casting for series two of RuPaul's
Drag Race UK is open - officially!

If you think you have the charisma,
uniqueness, nerve and talent

to make me gag,
I want to hear from you.

MUSIC: A Little Bit Of Love
by RuPaul

# Love
Can you feel the love?

Previously on
RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You need to create two girl groups.

# Think you can control me
when you both look like men

# Don't dictate what I'm wearing,
bitch

# I'm The Vivienne

# I wanna break up
Break up

# Bye-bye
Bye-bye

# Maybe I'll see you
in the next life... #

The Vivienne.

For once in this competition,

I kind of watched you slowly
lose it up there.

Crystal. Because Cheryl
really stood out,

you felt like the other member.
Mm-hm.

I loved how you all sort of played
a role in the group

and it was very much a girl band
and I wanted to join in with you.

Baga Chipz,

Blu Hydrangea,

Divina De Campo,

all three of you are the winners.

The Vivienne, shantay, you stay.

Crystal, sashay away.

I'm feeling all sorts of emotions.

I'm made up that I won the lip-sync

but I'm gutted that I had to do it
in the first place.

"You're a bunch of ugly, talentless,
horrible little witches.

"I'm going to miss you."

Aww. Crystal. Oh, Crystal.
Good girl. What a sweetheart.

Well, it's that time, girls.

Someone had to go.

I never thought that I would see
Vivienne wipe off a mirror message,

but maybe that'll take her
down off her high horse.

Vivienne, if you had won
the reading challenge yesterday,

would you have still picked
the same team? Er... No.

I would've picked you. Really?

100%. I'm not stupid.

Er, I probably would've picked...

SHE SIGHS

I spent the past 15 years
choreographing shit,

directing stuff, writing music.

None of you seem to know
that I fucking do this stuff.

Wake the fuck up.

I have a shit-ton of skills.

It's like fucking hell, girl.
Chill out.

I think maybe her choreography
might be a bit more fresh.

And yet ours was the one that won.

I have more skills than any
of these other bitches

and yet apparently I don't exist
to Vivienne.

Oh...

I feel like I've had a stroke.

Oh, you were amazing.
You killed it.

I love The Viv, she's my sister,

but, at the end of the day,
I actually agree with Divina.

Divina is a fierce queen.

She is good at everything -
singing, dancing and making outfits.

That's what you call full package.

In my mind, you're like
one of the top girls.

Yeah, well, I don't think everybody
sees me that way, do they?

Well, that's something
you need to address

when you feel the time is right.

Yeah, well... Cos I feel like
everything's very tension-filled

at the moment that, like,
conversations can just go

the direction they shouldn't.

Or maybe they go the way
that they should, actually.

If you don't have a very high
opinion of my drag,

fucking say it.

What's going on?
You know what I mean?

Hey, hey. Hey. How are we?

I'm all right. Are you OK?
Yeah, I am.

I'm just always last
on the list with you.

Huh? Because you discounted me,

you didn't think that
I had any, like...

But I was going to put you...

..no voguing skills...
I was going to put you next.

But not as a choreographer.

Well, this is awkward.

And you clearly don't value
what I do as a drag queen

and that is also fine.
I'll be 100% honest with you,

now that I've seen you here,

you are 20 times the drag queen
you are in the outside world

cos for the past ten years,

I've seen Divina in a red wig and
silver dress. Bullshit, Vivienne!

And I know exactly... Bullshit.
But I've seen... Bullshit.

A red wig and a silver dress?

I don't think.

Oh, whatever.

I've worn that silver dress maybe
ten times in my entire career.

You've just won the challenge,

I'm so proud of you for that,
and I'm trying to tell you

that I would've chosen you,
Cheryl and Baga.

Are you not hearing that?
I'm hearing anything but part of...

No, no, you're hearing,
"I wouldn't have chose you first",

and you're fucking pissed
about that.

Tell me anybody else
in this workroom

who has a four-and-a-half
octave range.

Tell me anybody else who can
sing in five languages.

Tell me anybody else who can do that
all while doing the splits.

Tell me anybody else
who has 15 years of experience

of directing production shows?

Wow.

If you want to kick off because
I didn't choose you first,

you kick off,
that's your prerogative.

DIVINA LAUGHS

VOICEOVER: Moving forward from here,

we're going to block out all the
negativity, Divina, Divina, Divina.

No-one's getting in my head.

I'm going back to week one Vivienne.
Eyes on the prize.

Well, that conversation
just scalped me!

LAUGHTER

Medic.

# RuPaul's Drag Race... #

The winner crowned
the UK's first Drag Race Superstar

will receive an all expenses
paid trip to Hollywood

to create their own digital series

with the producers of
RuPaul's Drag Race.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Graham Norton,

and extra special guest judge
Cheryl...

# May the best woman
Best woman win. #

Here we are! Top five, girls.

Oh, my goodness. Good God.

THEY LAUGH

Wow.

Well, I'm going to sit in between
you two after last week. Oh, my God.

I haven't a clue what
all this is about.

You were like two boxers.

We had a few drinks,
we chatted, you and I.

I respect what you do, Vivienne,

and it's hard to watch
somebody else's actions

saying I don't respect what you do.

And I gave that too much credence,
I gave that too much power

because I shouldn't give
a shit what you think.

Ding, ding, ding! Round Two.
This witch thinks...

Hello, hello, hello!

THEY CHEER

ENGLISH ACCENT: You all right,
babes?

Ladies, in 1922,

Lord Reith founded the BBC
to educate, inform and entertain.

Now, with that in mind
for today's mini challenge,

we're going to play
a little game called B-B-C.

THEY LAUGH

I don't know why you're laughing.

THEY LAUGH

Oh, Brit crew!

Oh!

Just keep coming.

Oh, goodness gracious me. Oh!

Ladykins, you have to guess

what these handsome chaps
are wearing under their shorts.

You have three choices -
boxers, briefs or commando.

You have six attempts each

and the queen with
the most correct guesses wins.

#DragRaceUK.

This ain't the BBC
I grew up watching!

I used to watch Blue Peter
and the Antiques Roadshow.

Number one, Divina,
boxers, briefs or commando?

Am I allowed a closer inspection?

Er, no, darling. This is
as close as you get.

Briefs.

Show us what you're packing.

Oh! Yay!

You got a match!

Right, number six.

I think you've got briefs on.

Ah! Yay!

You're really good at this.

Yeah, well, I've had
a lot of practice.

This is maybe not what I was
expecting from the BBC.

Not angry, though.

Up next, Baga Chipz.

Very, very nice. Very nice.

Number two, step forward.

Boxers.

Oh! Oh, briefs.

Number three, step forward.

Oh, my God. I'm going to be
walking like Tina Turner.

How does Tina Turner walk?

I'm going to say boxers
for this one.

Oh, commando.

Oh, I thought they'd have
their knob out. Well, it's camo.

He seems like a naughty boy so I
think he goes commando, you know?

Oh, he's got the pantalones on.

Well, with the length on that one,

I think he needs the length
on the bottom half as well,

so I'm going boxers. OK.

Yay! You got it.

I've won something
in this competition.

We've all won something
in this competition.

Think real hard. I mean, harder.
Think harder.

I'm going to say boxers.

Oh! Ca-mo, she better don't!

Going to say commando again.

Oh! Boxers.

We call him Big Ben.

BIG BEN CHIMES

How many did I get? I don't know.
I can't even... I'm in a daze.

Me too!

When did you all get here?
THEY LAUGH

All right, Viv, maybe you can
say this one as Kim Woodburn.

AS KIM WOODBURN: Oh, it's filth,
dear. Have a look.

If I had to say,
I'd say it was boxers, Ru.

Number three, please show us
what you got.

Come on, love,
we haven't got all day.

Oh, it's commando.

You could take out someone's eye
out with that, my love.

Put them on, it's filth.

Pull them up. It's horrible,
actually.

Great job, ladies.

That was a hard one.

Really hard.

But one of you really managed
to pull it off.

With five matches, the winner
of today's mini challenge is...

..Divina!

Condragulations.

# Do-do-do! #

Who knew all those years
of looking at men's trousers

would have paid off?

Divina, to get some insider advice,

you've won a video call with
RuPaul's Drag Race royalty Katya.

Oh, thank you!

Unless Katya can magically
come through that phone

and give her a whole new wardrobe...

Pointless, really, isn't it?

Now, ladies, to make the big money,

the UK's first Drag Race Superstar
needs to have the skills

to sell anything.

So for this week's maxi challenge,

you need to create and market
your own brand of...

..bottled water.

THEY LAUGH

Now you'll be in charge of
every detail from the name,

to the packaging, to producing
and starring in your own commercial.

The thirst is real.

Gentlemen, start your engines

and may the best woman win!

Well, Cheryl,
what's the craic? How are you?

CHERYL CHUCKLES

Oh, this is going to be
the week I have a breakdown.

Why?

Because nothing's coming to me.

But why? There's so much
that you could do -

you could do about Essex
and whitening your teeth.

I was thinking along the lines
of like the Diva Water,

like the thing that gives you, like,
the Essex divaship, so, like...

Oh, yeah, yeah.

..you instantly feel like,

I'm arrived, I'm here, girls!

You want to shine bright like my
vajazzle? You need this water, hon.

Yeah, exactly!
See, that's funny.

Can I have a suggestion?

I think we've seen a lot of
that Essex girl character.

Maybe try and step out of the box
and try something new.

If I was one of them judges
watching this challenge

and I just saw, "I'm Cheryl Hole"
again, I'd be bored.

Come on, girl, get creative.

You don't want to be playing
Cheryl all the while.

When you did the Welsh accent,
that was hilarious.

Oh, do you know what, guys?

I'm absolutely sick of
these girls around the town.

I just want my own man
and I'm not going to fight for you,

do you know what I mean?
I've had enough of this.

Blu, stop doing that.

I've never heard a Welsh accent,
but I don't know if that's it!

Cheryl's Welsh accent is
questionable

and all these shady bitches know it.

But they're trying to make her do it
so she'll go in the bottom.

You've got to sell a product
but you've got to sell yourself.

Yeah. And instantly I've gone
with my strengths and what I know,

but now I'm like, well, clearly
I've done that too much

and now I'm just, like, second
guessing whether I should even

bother with that now.

Course I'm going to think about it

because are they trying to look out
for me or are they just trying

to make me do something stupid
so I fall flat?

I'm not being funny,
I've done all my mood board,

she hasn't even picked a name yet.
And I'm literally ready to go.

She's got prove herself this week

because, like I said,
she hasn't got a badge,

she's always in the bottom.

She needs to prove herself,
this has got to be Cheryl's week.

Just don't give up so soon.

CHERYL SNIFFS

Sorry.

Right now, I feel like I could
walk out of that workroom

and not come back in because
I feel like I'm tapped out,

I'm done and I'm toast
in this competition.

'Ello, Guvnor!

ALL: Hello!

How are my thirsty queens doing?

Thirsty, oh!

Hello, Blu. Hi! How are you?

Every time that man steps
in this room, I piss my pants.

How different are you now
from when you first came

to this competition?

Before I could hardly string
a sentence together,

but now I'm talking fluently,
which is always nice.

I definitely didn't expect to excel
in a comedy challenge either,

like the Snatch Game,
and I did pretty well,

I was proud of myself. Yeah.
I expected to go home.

So I feel like Blu came here
as like a shell,

she was just the look,

and now she's got a few
little tricks up her sleeve.

Well, the concept for my water
is about bottling my vanity

and my talents and my amazing
beauty and it's going to be

literally my blood,
sweat and tears.

Ew, that sounds gross.

Yeah, I suppose it is.
I didn't think about that. Yeah.

It's just people seemed to
like the whole Mary Berry thing

and it was a wee bit gross,
so I kind of was just...

You're going to go with that.

Yeah, I just feel like that
must be my thing,

to be a wee bit gross,
you know? Yeah.

Well, Blu, listen, I love
advertising. Mm-hm.

I love when it's uniquely your own.

You're saying right now
that you're 23

and you haven't quite
found your voice yet. Mm-hm.

So far, the Mary Berry thing is
swaying you towards that angle

because you were successful at it.

I'm going to challenge you
to find some other angles.

I think there's more to you
than just the Mary Berry thing.

That was really inspiring. Well,
that's what I'm here for. Yeah.

You know, you go into this
and you have one idea... Yeah.

..and that just totally
flipped that over. Good.

Hopefully you'll do very well
in this challenge. Thank you.

The luck of the Irish. That's right.
All right, I'll see you later.

Thank you. Have a lovely day.

Baga Chipz. Hello, Ru.

You have the most RuPeter
badges in the whole competition.

I am shocked myself.
I can't believe it.

It's just incredible.

VOICEOVER: Oh, here we go.

Baga with her brownie badges,

showing off that she could
tie the knot in the camp.

I see a whole story board there.
Yeah.

It's Baga's Moose Juice Water

because it gets so much
male attention.

All the men, they can't keep
their eyes off me.

Then I'm like, "Oh, got to have
a bit of this."

And then it turns me into
a horrible, ugly old woman.

Oh, so the appeal is that it turns
you into a horrible, ugly old woman.

Cos all these products, they claim
to make you more beautiful. Yes.

And I'm going to do the reverse.

I'm having a hard time with that.
Oh!

VOICEOVER: Oh, shit.

Looks like I'm going to
have to change my idea!

This water should be branding
who you are.

I would think it would taste
like a bag of chips.

Oh, that's a good idea. What do
you mean, that's a good idea?!

That would be the first thing
I would think of,

what is wrong with you?
Oh, my God. I'm going to do...

Oh, my God, I think I'm going to
have to do something

totally different now. Listen,
I don't want to lead the witness.

I don't. I'm just, I'm stating
the obvious.

Your product should be branding you.

I feel like I'm at school.
You've just taught me a lot.

All right. Well, let's see if
you can pull this off.

Thank you, Ru. Thanks, love.

I'm nervous.

I had an idea, I've now
got a different one.

Which one's going to work?

Hi, Vivienne. Hello.

You were in the bottom last week.
I was, yeah.

How did that feel?
Oh, it was heartbreaking.

What was heartbreaking about it?
Just...

I've been in the top every week,

the top three, and I'd
won two challenges.

And then, all of a sudden, to be in
that bottom, it's just...

Nothing prepares you for it.

I feel like I've got something
big to prove this week.

I was in the bottom last week

and I'm showing the judges
that was just a fluke.

Are you any good at
advertising and branding?

I'd say I was, yeah.

And I think it's a great opportunity
to act as well.

So I want to bring
a strong character,

so your typical Scouse housewife
from Liverpool,

she's got three kids.

She needs a bit of moistening.

OK... And this water is going to
get you nice and rehydrated.

RU LAUGHS

I think that's an
admirable thing to do

so I'm going to let you get to it.

Pleasure. Thank you, Ru. Thank you.
See you soon.

Cheryl Hole. Hello, Ru.
Hello, darling.

I see you have a green dress here.
Yes.

I'm going down the dancer route,

so I thought I'd pull out
one of my best dancer costumes.

Well, you realise you'll be doing it
in front of a green screen,

right, darling? Oh, crap!

Yes.

It's a good thing I've got plenty
of other sequined bodysuits,

isn't it? Yes.

Tell me about your consumer.
Who would buy Cheryl Hole's water?

I'm catering more to the people
that are about to hit the town

and go on a night out. Yeah.

So it's for all the people that
want to have, like, a good boogie

on the dance floor.

We're going to have that confidence

and exuberate everything
that Cheryl Hole does.

So how's it going with
this challenge so far?

Erm, I'd be lying if I said I was
having a good time. Really, why?

I definitely feel like
I'm bottom of the pack.

Are you the only one
without a RuPeter badge?

Thank you for reminding me, Ru.

Yes, I am the only one
in this room without a badge.

And, if I'm being completely
honest, I thought last week

I had it in the bag
to finally get that badge.

Right, because you're a dancer,
you're a performer,

and you actually excelled
in that challenge,

but it wasn't on the winning team.
Yeah.

Well, Cheryl, listen,
just a word of advice.

Know who you are

and apply that to
all of the challenges.

I want to see the Cheryl Hole
brand in this water.

Thanks, Cheryl. Thank you, Ru.
All right.

It was nice to hear
Ru believe in me.

Yeah, my runways have been weak,

but there's something that
Ru sees in me

and that means a lot to me
and I needed that.

Hi, Divina. Hello.

So you're not working on
your layout for your commercial,

you're working on a brassiere.
Well, yeah. Erm...

I'm the... Important things,
darling. ..Queen of the Seas.

I'm just making myself a little
mermaid right now. Yeah, OK.

# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah! #

GLASS SMASHING

Tell me about your water.

It's called DD Sea.

Oh. As in...the sea... Yes. ..water.

Oh! DD Sea Water. So it's clear what
it is. Yeah.

We're going to de-saltify
all that water.

I was going to ask you about that
because sea water is quite salty.

Yeah. Not for drinking. No.

Well, you know, I am probably
the saltiest bitch here.

Do you feel you have what it
takes to go all the way

in this competition?
Yeah, I do, actually.

Do you think the others
feel you have what it takes? No.

I don't think they have a clue!

SHE LAUGHS

Have you had discussions
with them about this?

There may have been
a discussion last week.

With you and Vivienne. Yeah. Yes.
What happened in that discussion?

Well, at every turn, other people
have been higher in her ranking

than I have.

And yet at every turn I've done
better than those fuckers.

Divina bringing it up - again.

Get over it!

You know, we all want that
validation, don't we... Yeah.

..that people think
you're good at what you do?

But I think they've all
been surprised at every turn

when I've put everything together
and then they've gone,

"Oh, I didn't realise
this was what you could do.

"I thought you were just a sequin
dress and a red wig."

Do you think that's what
Vivienne thought about you?

Absolutely. Ah.

A cheap sequin dress as well.

SHE LAUGHS

If you're going to grass me up,
love, at least keep to the facts.

I said a red wig and a silver
dress, not cheap,

although I probably could've
put that in as well.

SHE LAUGHS

All right, ladies, gather round.

Gather round, ladies.

In a moment, you'll be shooting
your water commercials

with the help of the incredibly
fluid Graham Norton. Yay! Whoo!

And tomorrow on the main stage,

we'll be joined by our extra
special guest judge.

I've loved her since
Girls Aloud...

..Cheryl. Oh, my God!

Wow! Wow.

I have never met Cheryl.

Like Cheryl is the reason
I'm here today, girls.

I can't. No.

Now, before I leave,
I want to make a toast

with a bottle of Michelle Visage's
new brand of water.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

Ugh! Oh, my God,

it tastes like arse!

See ya.

How was your walkthrough, Divina?

Er, OK.

Couldn't help but hear you, erm,
bringing up last week again.

I thought... Er, well,
I was asked the question.

I was asked, I didn't volunteer.

I think I'm getting persecuted
for a question

that you didn't like the answer to.

I mean, nobody's
persecuting you, darling.

I got asked by RuPaul what went on,
so I told her.

Can we leave it at this now?

It's getting very tiring. Oh...

Well, it depends whether I'm still
the girl with the red hair

and the silver dress.
THEY LAUGH

You know I think you're
a fierce queen, girl. I know.

As long as you're good with that.
Yeah, of course. Good.

We've cleared the air.

I don't give a shit any more
cos I'm fucking fabulous

and she's going home.
SHE LAUGHS

Hello, everyone. Are you all set to
film your water ads? Yes.

Oh, yes! I can't wait.

There's a limited amount of time,
so bear that in mind.

And if it turns out you are a proppy
actress, the Brit crew are here.

Blu, you're up first. Mm-hm.
Go for it, girl.

OK, and we'll see the rest
of you in a bit. OK.

So we're going to set up
your first scene. Right.

So this is...

..do you look frazzled?

I do look frazzled probably
right now,

that's because I am frazzled. You're
good, you're good, you're good.

My advert will show me going
from a sad, frazzled lady

to releasing my inner drag queen

with a fierce outlook on life.

Action.

Are you frazzled?

GRAHAM CHUCKLES

Is your country's laws
discriminating against you?

I'm not using any props
for my advert.

I don't really need them.

My face is my prop.

Does that make sense? It does.

Right now we're seeing
you full length. Oh...

..so the glamour's slightly spoiled
by a bottle between your legs.

I mean... Yeah, it would, it would!

THEY LAUGH

Action.

Oh, yeah, Daddy.

Yeah.

Stop that. Oh...

Go over the top with this,
really, really... Mmm!

OK, maybe not that much!

LAUGHTER

Just think about your parents
watching this.

I've already ruined my whole
dignity for them.

You dirty cow!

Muck. OK, so is that OK?

Ask the bottle.

I think we've got that. OK.
OK, let's move on.

Finding Blu Hydrangea
helped me love myself.

So drinking Blu Hydration
will help you love yourself.

Thank you very much. That's a wrap.
Well done, you!

Well done, Blu! Well done, babe.

CHERYL: Now, she's definitely
doing it for the Irish girls,

but is sexy going to
sell this advert?

Cheryl Hole, you're up. Here we go.
Here we go, here we go, here we go.

I'm ready.

Now, I could be feeling
the most poo in the world

but the minute that drag is on,
the confidence just comes over me.

I'd like the chaise longue, please.

So get your muscles working,
please, boys. Yeah.

I'm ready to smash and sell
this challenge.

Action.

It's Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Water.

Oh, no, it's drink. Crap.
I fucked up my own drink.

LAUGHTER

It's Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Drink!

Perfect. First scene.

Can I get, like, a close up
of, like, just the bottle?

You know on, like, adverts
where it's like, "One, two, three"?

Got it. Action.

Edge in now, your finger.

Bit more.

Bit more.

GRAHAM GIGGLES

That the top? That's the top one.

Now the second one.

And now the third one.

Am I nowhere near it?

LAUGHING: No, no, no, it's good,
it's good. Yeah, right!

Let's get rid of the box. We're
about to hit the club, boys. Woo!

Come on, ladies,
let's get in formation.

BLU GIGGLES

Even though Cheryl was freaking
out, it is going so well.

And Graham is loving this
Essex girl.

Choreography!

Do you think we've got enough
dancing, Graham? Yeah.

Good at dancing.

Cheryl's advert was really
kind of scatty

but then this is probably
her best outfit.

Well done. That's a wrap for Cheryl.
Thank you. Good job.

All right, The Vivienne.
The stage is yours.

VIVIENNE: Oh, hiya.

The whole concept for my water
is to be like a housewife.

Oh, no, not grapes, just potatoes,
I'm making a pan of Scouse.

Just like proper common
slapstick humour

that everyone's going to love.

Action.

Girls, are you sick of
guzzling loads of water

and still feeling drier than
me granny on a Saturday night?

Well, come here, I've got
just what you need.

Now, is the first thing you do
when you walk into your garage

is chuck your baby?

I think I need to call
social services.

But she was funny.

She was really funny.

Does he look...? Is that reading
scientist? Yeah, it yells scientist.

I now regret not doing science.

I'm feeling so confident about this.

I mean, it's basically another
Snatch Game for me.

Find a good character
and make it funny.

Action.

I'm dripping!

Yep, that's a wrap. Smashing.
Well done, you.

Very good. Thank you, Graham.
Thank you so much.

Divina De Campo... Hello!
..to the green space.

Do you have voiceover you want
to do first? Yes.

So I feel like I've written
a whole screenplay, actually. OK.

There is a quite a lot
to get through. All right.

Remember when we were all so hopeful

and plastic was just invented?

Now that plastic is choking our seas

and killing mermaids like me,

DD Sea is the product
which will change all that.

This isn't a feature length
movie, doll.

DDC fully endorses DD Sea.
Always read the label.

ECHOING: Keep away from children
and salty bitches.

May cause feelings
of moral superiority,

incurable realness and severe shade.

SLOW-MO: Enjoy responsibly.

TRICKLING

And cut.

What the bloody hell is going on?!

Nine minutes remaining.

The girls, they're all like this.

And Graham is staring at me
like I have completely lost my mind.

Proper movie magic.

It just looks like a mess to them.

I know in my head
that this is going to work.

Oh, my God!

Oh... Oh...

Cut. Very good.

Is that a Bafta right there?

SHE LAUGHS

All right, perfect.

Baga Chipz, you're up.
BAGA: Hello, Graham. Hi, Baga.

How are you, my love?
I'm very well, yourself?

You all right? I'm very good.
This is Baga's Chippy Tea Water.

Yes.

Who loves a nice
big battered sausage?

But it's a right pain in the arse

when you start piling on
those pounds

and reeking of vinegar!

Strokes!

Gone, but not forgotten.

And action.

Let's do some close up
of some sausage eating.

Wah-wah-wah!

Ahhh!

I think... Do you think
we've got enough? Mm.

Yeah?
LAUGHTER

Baga is Baga
and she's hilarious,

but her advert doesn't make
any sense.

Can I pretend these teddy bears
are dogs?

LAUGHTER

I'm not entirely sure
what's going on here.

OK, let's get wet.

Oh, water!

Oh, my God, I can feel
the sausage down my throat.

Oh, here comes the fish.

Oh! It's the catch of the day.

Could you imagine
a fish-flavoured water?

Ugh.

SHE BURPS

And that's a wrap for Baga.
Thank you, Graham!

Thank you, boys! And a wrap for
all of you. Thank you, girls.

I'm very 'appy with my advert,

I am one funny, sausage-loving
bitch and I am amazing!

Yesterday, I won the mini challenge,

which means I get to chat with Katya
and I'm super excited.

Hello! Hiya!

THEY LAUGH

How you doing?

But we're...

Oh, she didn't like that very much,
she's left.

She was sick of it
and she's hung up.

'Ello, Guvnor! Shall we pretend...?

Oh, my God!

THEY LAUGH

Just to have an outside voice
is so brilliant.

And the fact that it's Katya
is just even better

because we kind of view the world
in a similar sort of way.

Start at the beginning. Have you
been crying? Have you puked?

I have cried. Have you passed out?

I was not going to be that person

who was bothered what
anybody else thought... Sure.

..and I've totally done that
the whole way through.

That's a completely false dialogue.
Yeah.

That is just invented. All those
little mice in your head... Yeah.

..chewing away at your
brain cells... Yeah.

..going, "Hello, little bitch.
I'm going to take it away now."

Have you ever thought about
taking anti-psychotics?

Katya is one of the best people
to give me advice

because she's been through
this process twice already.

So what would you tell me,
right here, right now,

in order to win? OK.

All of your, like, conditioned,
patterned thinking,

you have to just do the opposite.

And think about, you're just
in your one-woman show. OK.

There's nobody else. Even Ru,
that's your assistant.

Yeah. Michelle, she's an intern.

You've got to just
put everybody down

and you're just on
this gilded pedestal.

You're gracing them, you know
what I mean? With your presence.

With your presence, yeah.
It's a gift.

Obviously.

Talking with Katya has given me
that eureka moment of

I don't care what these
people think any more

cos it doesn't matter.

And when things don't matter,
that's when I fly.

Aw! I'm so happy to see you!
Give us slay, bitch. OK.

I'm going to offer up De Campo
full-on to the judges.

Oh, that's the one.

We can work on that walk
a little bit.

THEY LAUGH

So in Belfast, there's not that
big a scene for the gays.

There's, like, two bars.

The scene can be a little crazy,
but I'm not like that big a drinker

or anything, or like into drugs.

When I was working
predominantly in London,

my life was just gigs,
gigs, work, work

and being surrounded by drag 24/7.

And then what I'd do is
I'd get carried away

and drink every single night

and I wouldn't come home
for, like, four days.

Yeah, sometimes as a drag queen,

you forget to have like
a day life, don't you?

You just have like a night life.

Yeah, you're like a little
creature of the night -

playing your music and then
disappearing from the sunshine.

There's no bigger high than going
on stage and entertaining people.

So coming off that stage
and then going,

"I need it, I need to feel it again,
I need to feel it again,

"let me take this."

I actually think working in
a nightclub put me off drinking

and stuff like that as well.
Well, it took...

Three of my friends died
and it didn't stop me.

I was a drug addict
for four years of my life.

It was party drugs,

but I couldn't leave the drugs
at the party.

It was constant for me.

A lot of my drug use
was pure boredom.

I mean, I worked
seven nights a week,

in the day I didn't do anything.

And it was just a habit
that caught on a bit too quick

and a bit too hard.

When people say, "Oh, you've got
to hit rock-bottom to get further",

it sounds so stupid,
but it's the truth. Yeah.

I had to be, like, kicked
out of my house

and told that I was going to be
dead by the time I was 30

to actually go, "Right,
I need to sort this out."

It was the loneliest part
of my life.

I was killing myself.

And my family don't even know.

My friends know, and
I've always said...

TEARFULLY: I've always said
it never bothered me or anything.

And I was just,
"Oh, yeah, whatever."

But, like, it did bother me.
I was pissing my life up the wall.

And, of course, I'd be dead now
if I hadn't done nothing about it.

So I moved to Spain and sorted
my act out and I met David.

And I'm two years clean of the drugs
and I just feel amazing for it,

and I just want to have that
platform to help other people.

Do you guys think there's enough
support in the gay scene

for people going through
these kind of things?

I mean, Liverpool's got something
called the Armistead Centre.

So hopefully there's places
like that in other cities as well,

because the Armistead do
an absolutely amazing job.

This is why I want to say to people,

I fell into that trap.

But you can get out of it with
the support and help of friends,

family or even yourself.

You've got it deep inside of you,
you can stop it, you can do it.

Look at me now, I'm on
Drag Race season one.

SHE LAUGHS

MUSIC: Cover Girl
by RuPaul

RU LAUGHS

# Cover girl, put the bass
in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk

# And what? #

Welcome to the main stage of
RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

The extremely hydrated
Michelle Visage.

Just don't say the forbidden word.

Which is? Moist.

National treasure Graham Norton.

Now are there any highlights
from yesterday?

Only lowlights, Ru, but I loved it.
It was fantastic.

Style and music goddess, Cheryl.

We are so excited you're here.

Love made me do it, Ru,
because I love you

and I love drag.

Aw, I love it.

This week, we challenged our thirsty
queens to create and market

their own brand of water.

Tonight on the runway,
category is Rainy Day Eleganza.

Gentlemen, start your engines

and may the best woman win.

# Can you feel the love? #

First up, Divina De Campo.

Once you go mac, you never go back.

DIVINA: This is the ugliest coat
you have ever seen in your life,

and I love it!

It's a new musical.
Minging In The Rain. Ooh!

It's that horrible yellow
fisherman's mac.

I've got my ugly yellow hat
on my head and then...

..bam!

Oh! It's a bumble beneath.

RU LAUGHS

It's taking the mic,

and that's exactly what I think
British drag does best.

Cheryl Hole.

Curses, foiled again.
You know what they say, every cloud.

I had that too. That's true.

CHERYL HOLE: I turn the corner on
the runway and all I'm thinking is,

"There's Cheryl, there's Cheryl,
there's Cheryl,

"there's Cheryl, there's Cheryl,"
And now I'm like, "Ahhhh!"

She's clearly very reflective
tonight.

Yeah, well, I think it reflects well
on Cheryl. Yes, it does.

So my look is high fashion
for once in my life.

I've gone for a metallic Essex girl
strutting down the runway.

Two hours, at 300 degrees.

LAUGHTER

Butter and chives optional. Yum!

Baga Chipz. Hello, duckie!

MICHELLE LAUGHS

BAGA: The outfit I've put
together is very sparkly,

sequin classic, very Baga,
and I've got a duck on my 'ead!

Quack-quack!

She couldn't give a DUCK. No.

Drip, drip, drop,
little golden shower.

Nothing says rain like jazz hands.

She's quackers! She is!

The Vivienne. Oh, I think
that's a Vivienne WETwood.

MICHELLE LAUGHS

VIVIENNE: This look is casting
a cloud over all the other girls.

It's fashion forward,
it's conceptual and it's gorge.

She told them. I mean, she told
them till she's blue in the face,

she told them.

Any queen can wear a rain mac

but it takes a proper queen to
be Mother Nature herself.

I think The Vivienne is
a little under the weather. Yes!

She needs some vitamin D!

LAUGHTER

Blu Hydrangea.

Oh, just wrap me up the leftovers.

Someone doesn't like to get wet.

BLU: Today on the runway I am
serving candyfloss, Katy Perry,

"is my make-up running?"
rainy day couture.

She's a puddle jumper.

I've got my iridescent raincoat,
my sparkly tinsel earrings,

and my hair is a cotton candy
fantasy.

Splish, splash, bitch!

She's happy, she's sad.

Big in emotion!

# Can you feel the love? #

Welcome, ladies.

It's time for the judges' critiques.

Let's start with Divina De Campo.

Let's take a look at your
water advert on the telly.

Hey, hey, hey! It's Divina De Campo
off the telly

and I'm here to help.

Remember when we were all so hopeful
and plastic was just invented?

Now that plastic is choking our seas
and killing mermaids, like me,

and dolphins!

DOLPHIN CLICKS

DD Sea is the product
which will change all that.

Every bottle you buy is made from
100% reclaimed recycled plastic,

taken directly from the sea.

The added benefit of DD Sea is it's
made from 100% purified sea water

by our special patented processes.

DD Sea is the best solution
to satisfy your needs.

Available nationwide now.

DDC fully endorses DD Sea.
Always read the label.

Keep away from children
and salty bitches.

May cause feelings
of moral superiority,

incurable realness and severe shade.

RU LAUGHS
Thank you!

MICHELLE: I absolutely
loved your ad.

You knew exactly what
you were doing.

You were being sarcastic
and funny and dry.

And then the mermaid
with the bottles

was an eco message,
at the same time ridiculous.

I love that you used your comedic
side to get that message across.

I think that's amazing.
Hope you save the planet.

When you talked about what
you were going to do,

it just seemed a bit worthy.

I kind of thought, "Where are
the jokes in this?"

But you had the most fully formed
idea of what your ad

was going to look like visually,
and it really worked.

Tonight, on the runway,

I'm glad you got rid of
the yellow jacket pretty quickly.

DIVINA: You didn't like that?

MICHELLE: It just wasn't
the most flattering.

But I think this is you, Divina,
I think this says who are you.

You put a corset over rain gear.

I love that you gave it
the corseted waist,

you've got your little crystals to
create the illusion of raindrops.

You resemble a young Jean Brodie.

Up next, Cheryl Hole.

That name sounds familiar.
Rather familiar.

Hi. Hi, doll. Very nice to meet you.

I mean...

..I was never thinking this day
would actually come,

that me and you would be
at least this close.

I'm not going to lie to you,

the girls have inspired me a lot
from my childhood

all the way up till ten...

Aw. ..when you disbanded and you
absolutely devo-d me. Sorry.

Obviously, my namesake
is because of you. Oh, babe.

So... I love that. Thank you so
much. I can't thank you enough.

You inspire me in drag,

and you've inspired me
my entire life

so to be stood doing the thing
that I love the most

means the absolute world to me.

Love you. Love you.

Let's take a look at your advert.

Tired of not feeling like a star?

MAN CRIES

Tired of being outshined
by your other girls?

Hi! I'm Cheryl Hole
and you must be wondering,

"Chez, where'd you get all that
confidence and energy from?"

Now I'm going to let you in
on my big little secret.

It's Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Drink!

Cheryl's triple D contains
a top secret blend

of star power molecules,

drips of death drop sweat

and jam-packed with
caffeinated confidence

to bring out the diva in you.

Whoa! We feel amazing!

To sassy Sandra with the moves
like Mick Jagger...

..or me!

Ooh! Ooh!

So grab your energy,
get your confidence

with Cheryl Hole's
Dancing Diva Drink.

I'm such a tit.

I loved that advert.

I was actually watching
how you looked, to be honest.

I was like, "Wow,
she looks awesome."

What was the idea behind it?

MICHELLE LAUGHS

That was not shade.
Why everyone did an open mouth...

Seriously. Yeah, what was that
about?

I was too busy, like, "Wow!"

MICHELLE: I think in the advert
you started out really strong,

it just kind of fizzled for me,
it didn't really go anywhere.

It's just like we're drinking water
with caffeine and dancing.

I felt like there could have
been more in it.

I kind of agree with Michelle.

It got a bit repetitive
towards the end,

but everything that was supposed
to be funny really landed.

And I loved the way you worked
with the Brit crew.

You got them to do exactly what
you wanted to happen in your ad.

Tonight on the runway,
I think it says who you are.

You are a dancing diva,
it's very showgirl.

I do like it when you opened it.

Yeah, and that's great.

So we can kind of see what's going
on underneath cos there's a lot.

For me, I'd have liked it maybe
if it was an actual mini dress.

CHERYL: It was meant to be.
Oh, OK.

MICHELLE: Did you grow eight inches?

Hello. CHERYL: But, yeah, it was
meant to be about this length.

Yeah, cos I feel like the grey
panties, they just sort of...

It's better than flashing my nunny,
Graham, though, isn't it?

Well, there's that. This is like
something Girls Aloud would wear.

Don't you think? Yeah.

Honestly, that's like how
we should've been styled

in No Good Advice. Well, girl,
we'll work on the project next time.

Maybe we can talk later.

Up next, Baga Chipz.

Hello, everyone. Hi! Hi.

Let's take a look at your advert.

Who loves a nice big
battered sausage?

Ahhh!

But it's a right pain in the arse
when you start piling on

those pounds and reeking of vinegar.

Goodbye, bum and tum,
and hello, yummy mum!

Only with Baga's Chippy Tea Water!

The 100% calorie free water

that gives you the fulfilment of
a hot fish and chip supper!

Let me have a sip first,
it might be shite.

Oh! Ohhhh!

Oh! Ohhh!

That water is bloody good.

That is MUCH better! Oh...

Outshine your daughter
with Baga's Chippy Tea Water!

SHE BURPS

LAUGHTER

What is chippy? What's chippy?

Do you know up north...?
You know this, don't you, Cheryl?

Yeah. We're having a chippy tea.

It's fish and chips. Oh, chippy tea.

Well, I tell you what, I was really
looking to working with you

because you're the one
with the comedy chops,

and what surprised me was that,
actually,

you were kind of the most shambolic.

We were looking at you
on a bench for a long time.

RU LAUGHS

But it was really, really funny.

I'm really not sure about the water
concept, what you were selling,

I think we had more fun watching you
put stuff in your mouth, you know?

BAGA: I think I just trying to sell
like fish and chips in a bottle

that just fills you up.

MICHELLE: Look, hear from the other
judges. Maybe it's just me.

I think it's just you.

It was actually smart
that you kept it on brand.

If I was going to buy that water,

I would know that
was associated to you.

Michelle. Well, her name's not
Battered Sausage, is it?

It's not Battered Sausage...
It's Baga Chipz.

The outfit, if I saw it on
a hanger outside, I would go,

"Is that Baga Chipz's outfit?"

From the neck down,

it could be Liza Minnelli
working as a psychiatric nurse.

So I got it right, Graham.
MICHELLE: In the rain.

In the rain. In the rain.

All right, up next, The Vivienne.

Hi, Ru. Hi.

Let's take a look at
your commercial.

Girls, are you sick of guzzling
loads of water

and still feeling drier than
me granny on a Saturday night?

Well, come heres,
I've got just what you need!

In my fella's lab in there,

he's infusing water
with vaginal digestivum,

so you're going to be proper moist.

I used to be drier than
the Sahara, but now...

..I'm drippin'!

Drippin' - keeping you wet
and your fella made up.

Sold in all good offies.

Approved by me ma.

Scouser meets drag
is perfection for me.

Thank you. The rollers,
the robe, the slang... Good.

..I got it and I loved it, yeah.

You had a great concept.

I think it's a really clever, funny,

easy to understand
concept with the water.

And then, what I love about this,
it's a totally different Viv.

It is, it's very haute couture,

very high fashion,
very, almost theatrical.

MICHELLE: I think it's really dark
and really intriguing

and I like seeing you when we can't
really just see beautiful Viv.

VIVIENNE: I'm so happy to hear that
after last week. Thank you.

MICHELLE: Yeah. Good job.
VIVIENNE: Thank you very much.

Up next, Blu Hydrangea.

Hi! Let's take a look
at your advert.

Are you feeling frazzled?

Confidence out the window?

Are your country's laws
discriminating against you?

Well, girl...

..you better find your
inner drag queen.

And now you can with
our new water on the scene,

Blu Hydration!

Blu Hydration is infused
with self-belief,

confidence and a fierce outlook
on life.

Finding Blu Hydrangea
helped me love myself,

so drinking Blu Hydration
will help you love yourself.

Blu Hydration -
show your beauty within.

All right. Let's go to the judges,
Michelle.

MICHELLE: Hello, Blu. BLU: Hi!

MICHELLE: So what I loved about the
ad was you got in a political dig.

I loved the name - Blu Hydration.
BLU: Thank you.

MICHELLE: It all makes sense.

And it started out
kind of strong again

and then just kind of
went to nowhere.

You were the only one who
didn't ask for any big props,

didn't use the boys.

And it was like you thought
there would be a prize

for being self-sufficient.
Ask for stuff.

You know, all that stuff's
there to be used.

And I think it would've
opened the ad up for you

cos in the finished product,

it's kind of the thinnest concept.

Tonight on the runway,
I loved this look.

I loved the way you sold it.
BLU: Thank you.

MICHELLE: I love that it's kind of
Lisa Frank and you're just like,

"I want to play and I'm a brat."

I enjoyed the make-up.

I enjoyed the creativity behind
your look.

It's definitely a nod
to candy pop music.

It's fun, it's sexy

and yet it has a nod to rain, so...

Yeah. A nod. A brief nod.

We are down to five girls,

five incredible queens.

The best Britain has to offer
is on this stage.

So well done, all of you.
Well done, girls.

Well done, girls. Well done, girls.

All right, ladies, while you untuck
in the workroom,

the judges and I will deliberate.

Do you know what?
I actually enjoyed that.

So Cheryl meeting Cheryl
was the best moment

I could ever ask for my life.

And I didn't get a cease and desist.

Having that interaction with the
person that I've idolised for years

and years... Wait, like, another
girl group essay from Cheryl

is about to happen! I thought,

you know when you have a dream
and it's like so real? Yeah.

And you wake up and you go,
"Oh, shit, it was a dream."

That was real life, it was a dream
that was actually happening.

Yeah. At least you're not
going home disappointed.

LAUGHTER

After last week, I'm made up.

I told yous all I'm not getting
in that bottom again and I mean it.

I'm happy. What about you, Divina?

Er, I knew none of you understood
what the fuck I was doing.

You all thought I was mad as a...

No, I never thought you were mad.
..penny farthing.

But that's fine.
I'm fully vindicated.

I knew exactly what I was doing
right from the word go.

What about you, Baga?
How are you feeling?

Oh, I'm in the bottom, obviously.

It's bye-bye, Vienna, for Baga.

Baga has left the building tonight.

Do you know what? I've always agreed
with the critique from the judges

but this week, they are being
very, very harsh, very harsh.

I mean, I've prepared
for this lip-sync.

You have to! Do you know the song?
Do you know the song? Not really.

BAGA LAUGHS
I'm gone!

Hang on, why don't you
know the song? I know it,

I know the choruses and shit.

But why haven't you learned it?
It's only four lines.

I know, I know, I know.
I'm not going to lie,

you two are two teeny boppers
and I'm an old nana.

Girl, so am I, I still want to
lip-sync. I'm just being honest.

You're not, though. You're tapping
out! You're being dramatic.

You've won three challenges.

You've been killing
every single week.

And now because it's a lip-sync song
that you don't think you can sell,

you're tapping out? That's pathetic.
Pull yourself together.

I'm not in the right outfit.
You're wearing a catsuit,

it couldn't be more perfect
for a lip-sync.

No, girl, it's like safety pinned
at the back

because the zip wouldn't go up.
Well, you can keep the coat on.

I've got the fucking...this thing
on my 'ead.

I'm not tapping out, but I think...
It's what it sounds like.

..it's the inevitable.
I'm just preparing for the worst.

It's got me through life,
so that's what I'm doing, OK?

Don't second guess yourself.

Shut up and listen to
what we're saying.

I've won three challenges
and now it's curtains for Baga.

Cos I think if you look at
some of the other girls,

if they haven't had... Look at her!
Don't, girl,

cos you're really pissing me off.
But it's just true, though.

You've been my little mate
through this whole thing

and now it seems like this Baga
that was my biggest competition

is sat there going, "Oh, well,
it's been nice. Ta-ra!"

And you're boring
the shit out of me.

Go and learn your song
cos I'm going for a ciggie.

All right, now just between us
squirrel friends, what do you think?

Now, this is where the competition
gets really tough

and we are splitting hairs because
we've got the best of the best.

So, listen, I know it's tough,

but we have to do it.

So, let's start with Divina.

Her advert was one of
my favourites.

I thought it was hysterical,

smart, politically conscious
through the whole thing.

She was the one girl
who'd thought through

what was going to look funny.

Making the props, the bottles
on the strings.

She did way more, creatively,
with what she had.

The look on the runway tonight,
it was certainly the most practical

had it actually rained.

I like the fact that
she still managed to somehow

create a silhouette, even though
she looked like she was about to go

on one of those wet rides. Mm-hm.

It wasn't the most beautiful,

but I think Divina's
really something special.

Cheryl Hole. Tonight's advert
fell completely flat for me.

We can only get so much
looking at a pretty queen.

It really has to have substance,
there has to be more than that.

I kind of disagree.
Of course you do.

No, but what I liked
about Cheryl this week was

she kept her foot on the pedal
from last week.

She looked a million dollars.

There has to be more than that

and I didn't think there was
in her advert.

The runway look, I think it's
my favourite Cheryl Hole runway look

that I've seen,

apart from the visible panty line.

Yes, she had a visible panty line,

but the idea behind it,
I really enjoyed.

I think it was very indicative
of who Cheryl Hole is.

But I don't think tonight was
a very strong night

in the advert section for her.

Baga Chipz. Even though the concept
was a bit crass and a bit mad,

I understood her character
immediately.

She's a whore, Cheryl.

It made me laugh more than
any of the others.

Tonight on the runway,
I didn't quite get rainy day,

but what I can give it
is it's quintessential Baga.

It looked like what your
Auntie Sandra would just

pick off the shelf to go to disco
night or something, you know?

Although, you know, in this weird
fashion world that Baga lives in...

THEY LAUGH

..it somehow does make sense. Yes.

Let's move on to The Vivienne.

My favourite advert of the night,
mostly because she was a Scouser.

The best concept by far in terms of
selling a comedy brand of water.

From the start to the finish,
I was laughing.

But would you drink her water?

I would not drink her water.
Not yet. No, thanks.

You're still young.
Bring it on over here, kiddo!

Tonight on the runway, she took
the complete opposite approach

of everybody else
and became the rainy day,

and there is something
to be commended about that.

This is my favourite queen
of the evening for sure.

I think after the disaster
of last week,

The Vivienne has bounced back
with a vengeance.

Blu Hydrangea.

I think if she had more confidence

in her ability to be funny,

she could've pushed
that commercial further.

The end, it just kind of got a bit
muggy, like with the faces,

and it really didn't go anywhere.

So I didn't want to buy her water,
I didn't really care.

I just didn't really feel
anything, to be honest,

and then the catwalk, I did

and her make-up
is like a performance.

She looked like it was raining in
a bratty birthday party scenario.

But it was kind of what I expected
from Blu Hydrangea.

At this point to the competition,

we're hoping people will pull
something out of the bag

and you'll go, "Wow,
didn't see that coming."

All right.

Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, ladies.

I've made some decisions.

The Vivienne.

This week, you made it rain.

Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Thank you so much! Thank you.

And you will receive your third
RuPeter badge.

# Rule Britannia! #

DING!

You may step to the back of
the stage. Thank you, all.

Thank you very much.

Oh, I needed this win so much.

That fire has been reignited.

Divina De Campo,

you survive the storm.

You're safe. Thank you. Thank you.

You may step to the back
of the stage.

Cheryl.

Blu Hydrangea.

Baga Chipz.

This week, you all quenched
my thirst.

But at the end of the day,

I have to ask myself, whose water
am I most likely to swallow?

Baga Chipz...

..you're safe.

Baga is shooketh!

I can't believe it.
You may join the other girls.

Two queens stand before me.

In a moment, I'll ask one of you
to shantay, which means stay,

and one of you to sashay away.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision
is mine to make.

Prior to tonight, you were asked
to prepare a lip-sync performance

of Call My Name by Cheryl.

I know this song
like the back of my hand

and I'm ready to sell it
the fuck out.

Ladies, this is your last
chance to impress me

and save yourself from elimination.

The time has come

for you to lip-sync for your life.

I'm just gutted.

I just didn't expect to be
in the bottom with Cheryl.

She is my best friend
in this competition.

Good luck and don't fuck it up.

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name?

# You got me confused
by the way I've changed

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name?

# My name, say my name, baby

# Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby,
baby, baby, baby, baby

# It's a constant thought
of my baby taking up my time

# Time, time, time

# It's a nonstop vision of you
that's playing on my mind

# Mind, mind, mind

# Singin' I-I-I

# I love you too much to let go

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name?

# You got me confused
by the way I've changed

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name?

# My name

# Say my name, baby... #

Whoa!

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name?

# You got me confused by the way
I've changed

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name?

# My name

# Say my name, baby

# Oh-oh-oh, when you call my name

# How do you think I feel
when you call my name? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BAGA: Go on, girls!

Pretty sure that's a kneecap. Yeah.

Oh, my goodness. Wow!

RU LAUGHS

Ladies, I've made my decision.

Cheryl Hole...

..shantay, you stay.

Thank you so much.

You may join the other girls.
Thank you.

And I hope I did you proud, Chez.
Condragulations, you did.

Come here, you. I love you so much.

I love you.

I'm coming to Belfast, yeah?

If we book you.

LAUGHTER

Blu Hydrangea...

..you've made me and
Northern Ireland very proud.

Thank you. That's all I wanted,
to make my country and you proud.

Now, sashay away.

Thank you. Love yous all so much.

Well, ladies, don't be feeling blue.

Just follow her on Instagram!

I feel sad but, at the same
time, I'm really happy.

I think I got in my head a lot.

I wasn't as confident
as I should've been.

But now I know that I am a star

and I'm really thankful for
Drag Race for showing me that.

I am just a little boy
from Northern Ireland,

come all the way over here

and slay the competition. I'm proud.

Condragulations, ladies.

And remember, if you can't
love yourself,

how in the hell are you
going to love somebody else?

Can I get an amen up in here?
ALL: Amen!

All right, now let the music play!

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon

# Baby
To the moon

# Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon! #

Next time on RuPaul's
Drag Race UK...

For this week's maxi challenge,

you need to take your beautiful
mums and sisters

and transform them into
sickening drag queens.

Oh, my God, my mum's going
to be in drag.

Is she going to look like
a Baga Chipz or a bag of shite?

Do a slut drop.

Do it.

You look like you're in
a euphoric, happy state

and I'd love to see
my mum like that.

Totally different outfits,
totally different hair.

She looks like she's going
trick or treating.

It reminded me of being
in, like, clubs in Europe

and being on a lot of drugs and
I don't take those drugs any more.

LAUGHTER

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Blast off

# To the moon

# Come on and take me away
To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Baby

# To the moon
Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Blast off

# Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon! #