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- People!

The Sprq Point launch party
is in just three days.

Have we gotten anywhere
on Charlie's watch demo?

- Well, considering you came up
with a completely new version

two hours ago and the technology
doesn't even exist yet,

I guess you could say
we're working on it.

- Oh.
Well, we've got one chance

to leverage
my husband's star power.

The last thing he endorsed was
a little company called Uber.

Have you ever heard of that?

So could everyone please act
as if they care?

- I haven't breathed outside air
in over 48 hours.

- Because air is for winners.

How hard can it be
to mirror Charlie's watch

to everyone else's at the party
with limited latency?

Look, I'm gonna go easy on you,
let you knock off early, okay?

We'll get a fresh start
in the morning.

- She does realize
it's midnight, right?

I know Charlie Bennett
is a big get and all,

but why are we killing ourselves
for this chump?

- What did you just say, bro?

Are you calling the CEO
of RockOut Games a chump?

- Hey, Tobes, Tobes,
Tobes, take it easy.

- No, no, no.
- No, take it easy, all right?

Not everybody
understands Charlie's genius.

Plus, like,
what if he fights back?

- Yeah.

- [groans]

Dude, Joan is crushing us.

When I get home,
I'm going straight to bed.

Honestly, there's a world
in which I don't even floss.

- Are you forgetting? We told
Simon we'd meet up with him

so he can approve Mo
to DJ the watch party.

- Oh, that's right.

And I invited Autumn, too.
- Mm-hmm.

- Why did we come up
with this stupid, stupid plan?

- We're not that bright.
Splash some water on your face,

and meet me by the elevators.
- All right.

[water runs]

["[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction"
playing]

- ♪ I can't get no

♪ Satisfaction

♪ I can't get no

♪ Satisfaction

♪ 'Cause I try

♪ And I try

♪ And I try

♪ And I try

♪ I can't get no

♪ I can't get no

[music stops]

[mellow instrumental playing]

Hold on.

♪ When I'm driving in my car

♪ And a man comes on the radio

♪ He's telling me
more and more ♪

♪ About some
useless information ♪

♪ Supposed to fire
my imagination ♪

♪ I can't get no

♪ No, no, no

♪ Hey, hey, hey

- What the actual...

[electric guitar chord playing]

[hip-hop playing]

Hi. I'm here.
We literally just got off work,

which would have
been bad enough,

but then my boss
had to go and sing to me.

- Ooh, was it "9 to 5"?

Because Dolly Parton
is my spirit animal.

- It was actually
"Satisfaction,"

which makes no sense,

because we've been
working nonstop recently.

How could Joan
possibly not be satisfied?

- Maybe she was singing
about something besides work.

There are lots of reasons why
people are unsatisfied, Zoey.

80% of it is sex-related.

- Do you
just make these statistics up?

- 35% of the time.

- Well, if this
has anything to do

with Joan's love life,
then I am out.

No good can come out of me

being my boss's
relationship counselor.

You know what?

I'm gonna keep this one simple.
I'll go in.

I'll ask Joan if anything's
bothering her at work,

because that is
my responsibility,

but beyond that,
I am drawing a line.

- Zoey, look, I say this
with enough love and respect

that our three-week
friendship demands.

I'm auditioning
to DJ your party,

and you're distracting as hell.

So if you'll excuse me,
I have to hit 'em with the...

["The Humpty Dance" playing]

- ♪ Oh, oh, do me, baby

- ♪ All right,
stop what you're doing... ♪

- Hey, hey, Zoey!
Check this out.

Autumn can guess anyone's drink
within minutes of meeting them.

- Simon's tough, though,

because you've got
this chill, confident vibe.

But then it's like...

"What's that guy's deal?"
you know?

- Yeah.
- I've got it.

Mezcal Mule.
- Whoa!

You actually nailed it.

- Are you serious? I told you.

- Listen, some people
can read your inner aura.

I can read your inner cocktail.
- Yeah.

- Come on, whiskey sour,
this body has gotta move.

- Oh! Sorry, guys.

Her body
is very bossy apparently.

- Okay.

- So your boy Mo's
gonna be great

for the Sprq Point party.
He is a boy, right?

- He doesn't believe in labels.

- Well, I'm labeling him
the perfect DJ

for our big night,
and I'm not just saying that

because it's in three days
and the first DJ backed out.

Hey, if you want
to get out there,

please don't let me
hold you back.

- No, no, I'm good. Seriously.

The only place I'm comfortable
dancing is in my bedroom...

- closet. [laughs]
- [laughs]

Well, normally
I'd be the first out there,

but I haven't been feeling it
since my dad...

It's just like it's too soon
to let go or something.

I don't know.
- I totally get it.

If I walk into my parents' house
in a good mood,

I feel like
I'm betraying my father.

Are we crazy?

- Yes.

[both laugh]

- Ooh.

- Is it okay for him to be
air spanking her like that?

- I think it's all right.

Those look like
consensual spanks to me.

- Emily, Zoey's ready.

- Sorry. I was just
looking for some Pop-Tarts,

but then I realized that you're
not stoned college kids

so I'm just gonna take down
this loaf of bread instead.

- So now that we're all here,

the buzzer was
a great first step.

- Thank you very much.

- But as we all learned,

it's frustrating
communicating

with only yes or no answers,
right, Dad?

[buzz]

- Right there with you, honey.

- So I created a program

that will help Dad spell
what he wants to say

by using a mouse
to select different letters.

So, Dad, now's your chance

to finally say
what's been on your mind.

Let 'er rip.

- Ooh.

L-E...

Do you think he's gonna say,
"Lean in closer?"

Maybe he
can't hear us right now.

- I hope it's not
"Leave me alone."

- Or "Leaping lizards."

Why would he say that?

- "Lemonade"?
- [grunts]

- That's what you want
to say to all of us?

- [coughs]

- Guess he's just been
craving lemonade all this time.

- Well, one lemonade coming up.

- Mom.

Are you all right?

- Oh--Yeah, no, I'm fine.

Um, it was silly of me to think

that the very first thing
that he would spell

would be some deep
and meaningful message.

I just got
my hopes up too much.

Uh, shouldn't you
be getting to work?

- Don't remind me.
I've got to find out

why Joan
is so unhappy with my team.

Hopefully she's
in a better place today.

- [gasps]

- We're out
of Crunch Berries again?

Who ate all the Crunch Berries?!

Was it Glenn? Bring me Glenn!

- Dude, come on, man.
I have to be lead programmer

on the watch demo.
I worship Charlie.

- I'm pretty sure
I worship him more,

'cause I went to his TED Talk,
memorized his TED Talk,

and then gave his TED Talk

to a workshop
about giving TED Talks.

- Guys, it doesn't matter
who the lead programmer is.

Just, please,
stop fanboying over Charlie,

and get the work done.

- You just don't get it,

because you've never
played "Better World."

It was the first
virtual society RPG,

and dedicated players like us

finally had
an entire universe to explore.

- Without ever leaving
your parents' basement.

- Make your little jokes, brah,

but you could do anything
in "Better World."

Lost my virginity in there.
- Still counts.

- Does it, though? Does it?
- [mouths words]

Zoey, finally.

We need to decide
who the lead programmer is.

Leif and Tobin
have been acting--

- They can be co-leads.

I have bigger issues
to deal with right now.

Hi, Joan.

Top of the morning to you.

- Don't ever say that again.
- Okay.

Uh, well, I just wanted
to do a quick check-in,

make sure you're happy
with our performance.

You seem just a little bit
more frustrated than normal.

So I was wondering
if you felt that,

from us, you were getting...

no satisfaction.

- Um, first of all,
that's terrible grammar.

And don't
tell the clowns downstairs.

I think you're doing
a pretty good job.

- Are you sure?

But just so you know,

if you were feeling
dissatisfied in any way,

you could tell me.

- Oh, thank you
for giving me permission

to do what is literally
in my job description.

I guess that perhaps
I have been a little more...

on edge than normal.

- Understandable.

We got a big event coming up.

- Hah! Yes, it's the event.

- Oh, is it not the event?

- Oh, you know, the event,

the watch, the keynote speaker.

- You mean your husband Charlie?

- [sighs]
- Oh.

Um, I thought that was
a good thing he was coming.

Isn't it?
- Oh, yeah.

As a woman in my position,
it feels super great

that I need
my husband's stamp of approval

for me to get a big win at work.

- Right.

That sounds...

complicated, but, uh,

since your issue
seems to be personal,

not work-related,
I'm guessing we're good.

- Honestly, you get
to a point in a long marriage

where you look
at the naked man beside you--

- Whoop, gotta go.
So much work to do. Ta-ta.

Off the table.

[elevator dings]

[mellow instrumental of
"[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction"]

Again?

[cellphone buzzing]

[ringtone playing
"[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction"]

- Hello, Mother.

[traffic honking]

[jackhammer rattles]

[car horns honking
"[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction"]

Zoey: I'm happy to grab lunch,

but I don't think
I'll be much help

with the playlist
for the watch party.

- That was a ruse. You know you
are literally the last person

I would ask
for song suggestions from.

- Right.
- What we need

to be talking about
is me meeting

both of the men in your life
last night.

- Mo, Max and Simon are
not the, quote, men in my life,

end quote. One of them
is about to get married

to a lovely Brit named Jessica,

and the other is
in a very handsy relationship.

- Sounds like somebody's
a little jealous

of Max and Autumn.

- Not jealous. Just aware.

Which I acknowledge is weird,

'cause I'm the one
who set them up.

- I get it.
I wasn't into Cory Booker

until Rosario Dawson.

Then, I was like,
"Okay, Cory, I see you."

At first, I was Team Simon,
because, you know,

he has that whole brooding,
emotionally raw vibe.

But then I was Team Max,
because he's got

that sweet, funny, guy-next-door
thing going for him.

- Mo, I am serious.
This debate is not happening.

There are no teams.
- And yet I play for both.

[marching band playing
"[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction"]

[marching band playing
"Yankee Doodle Dandy"]

- What do you hear them playing?

- A ratchet version
of "Yankee Doodle Dandy."

I was a drum major
in high school,

and that mess
would not have been tolerated.

- Well, I hear them
playing "Satisfaction,"

and that song has been
following me everywhere I go.

It's like it's haunting me.

- Well, did you
talk to your boss

like yousaid
you were going to?

- I mean, I sort of did,

until I found out that
what she's so unsatisfied with

has something to do
with her love life,

and then I just ran
the other direction.

- We're learning something new
about your power, then.

Just because
you don't want to help somebody

does not mean the universe
is gonna say, "Thank you. Next."

- But since when
is it my responsibility

to be a couples therapist?
I am terrible at relationships.

- Look, Zo-loft,
do what you want,

but if you don't dive
into your boss's man troubles,

then you might be haunted
by The Rolling Stones

for all of eternity.

[marching band playing
"[I Can't Get No] Satisfaction"]

- Okay!

I'll do it!

Ahoy there, Joan.

- What's wrong now?
Is this about mirroring

the watches for Charlie's demo?
- Oh, actually, no. I just--

- Because nothing
tanks a presentation

like a sync-delay.
- Totally agree. No.

- What I'd really like
is for all the watches

to flash different colors
at the same time.

- What is wrong
with you and Charlie?

Just...

- Um, why? What?
- I don't know.

It seems like you two
are having problems.

Am I wrong?
I'm happy to be wrong.

- We have the same old drama.

There's nothing to worry about.

- But I feel like I maybe...

need to worry about it.

And I know
I'm just a colleague...

- Subordinate.
- but I have always found it

helpful to vent
when I'm feeling dissatisfied.

- I don't vent.
I scream into a pillow.

Do you want a drink?

- Right now
in the middle of the workday?

- Mm, here we go.

72-year-old scotch.

It'll be lost on you,

but one day,
you'll appreciate it.

So you want to hear
about my marriage.

- Sorry I missed dinner,

but Joan would not stop
talking about her love life.

She made me day drink, Mom.

- Well, doesn't she have any
other female friends at work?

- There are
no other females at work.

It's sad, Mom.

Joan and Charlie are, like,

the exact opposite
of you and Dad.

With them, everything is
always on his terms,

and she can't seem
to tell him what she needs.

- Well, your father
had no trouble

telling me his needs today.

After many requests
for lemonade,

he managed to put
a few words together.

He's especially proud
of spelling

"No more 'Real Housewives.'"

[doorbell rings]

- Is someone coming over?

- I don't think so.

Honestly,
I can't keep track anymore.

- Hi.
- Hi.

- Hey.
- I know it's late,

but you said pop by anytime.

- I sure did.

- Rick and I
just got back from Santa Cruz,

and we found this cute
little saltwater taffy shop,

and we thought
Mitch would love some.

- That is so sweet of you,
Susan. Thank you.

- Of course my dad can barely
swallow and might choke on it,

but maybe I can try one
and describe it to him?

- She day drank.
- I did.

- I think I should go make
a really nice cheese plate,

and we should all sit down
and just have a catch-up.

- Oh, we don't want to bother.
- I could eat.

- Okay. Go say hi to Mitch.

I'll be right there.

- Hi, Mitch. How are you?
- Hey, Mitch.

- Want some help?

- No. You go on home.
You've had a long day.

I've got this.

- You sure? I don't mind.

- I'm sure.

["How Can You Mend
a Broken Heart?" playing]

♪ I can think of younger days

♪ When living for my life

♪ Was everything a girl

♪ Could want to do

♪ I could never see tomorrow

♪ But I was never told

♪ About the sorrow

♪ So

♪ How can you mend

♪ A broken heart?

♪ How can you stop the rain
from falling down? ♪

♪ How can you stop

♪ The sun from shining?

♪ What makes the world
go round? ♪

♪ And how can you mend

♪ This broken man?

♪ How can a loser ever win?

♪ Please help me mend
my broken heart ♪

♪ And let me live again

[ chuckles ]
Oh, I thought you went home.

- Good night, honey, I love you.
- Love you too.

- Fresh bagels
on a Thursday morning?

What did we ever do
to deserve this?

- All your wife talks about

are her cravings
for various bread products.

- Don't blame me.
Blame the tapeworm.

- Eh...

- Oh, sorry, the cute tapeworm.

- Uh, actually,
the reason I'm here

is I want to talk about Mom.
She might not be handling things

as well as we think she is.
- Really? What--

This is based on...

- A hunch.

- A hunch?
- Mm-hmm.

- Well, as a public defender,

you know how many innocent lives
I've seen ruined by a hunch?

- No, but I do know
how often you like to remind me

that you are a public defender.

- Hey, listen, I'm a hero.

I've been by their house
every day this week.

She's totally fine.
- Fine? She's not fine.

I think someone should keep
an eye on her, and the problem

is I am super swamped
with this big work event,

and my boss is being
extra needy right now.

- Oh, so the bagels
were a bribe, huh?

Yeah? Those are dirty bagels.

It's fine. It's fine.
I'll handle it just as soon

as I can find
my case schedule for today. Ah.

No, this is just a list
of lactation consultants.

[overlapping chatter]

- Hey, there you are.

I don't know what you did
to Joan yesterday,

but she's
a totally different person.

She actually
yelled at me by name

when she told me to move
in the stairwell.

- Really?
- Yeah.

- Well, I'm glad something good
came out of talking to her.

- Hey, Zoey.

Hey.

- What's happening?

- I don't know.

- Can we talk?
- Oh.

- [clears throat]

I'm gonna take you with me

to a women-in-tech thing
next month. It's in Daytona,

a place that's basically
an STD with palm trees,

but, um, I think--
I think we'll have fun.

- Thank you?

- No, thank you. Thank you
for our talk last night.

It helped me see
some of the inefficiencies

in my relationship,
and I have a solid game plan now

moving forward
to ensure proper marital growth.

- I'm so happy I could
be helpful. I'm gonna--

- Oh, I-I got this for you.

It's nothing, really, but...

Oh, you could take
the whole bag. Okay.

They're Louboutins.

- Wow.
- I know.

- I don't know
who or what that is.

- [sighs]

They're, um, very nice shoes.

Plus, you really need to step up
your game for the party. I mean,

you dress like a docent
at a folk art museum.

Oh, there's lunch.

Must mean Charlie's on his way.

He promised
he'd stop by during lunch

to go over the demo.

["Superstar" playing]

- I think
he might already be here.

- ♪ Jesus Christ

♪ Jesus Christ

♪ Who are you?

♪ What have you sacrificed?

♪ Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ

♪ Who are you?

- ♪ What have you sacrificed?
- ♪ Sacrificed

- ♪ Jesus Christ
- ♪ Jesus Christ

- ♪ Superstar
- ♪ Superstar

- ♪ Do you think
you're what they say you are? ♪

- [vocalizing]
- ♪ Jesus Christ

♪ Superstar

♪ Do you think you're
- ♪ What they say

- ♪ What they say you?
- ♪ What they say you are

- Ah, hey, babe.
- Hey.

- I, uh, thought
you worked on the top floor.

- No.

- Mr. Bennett,
it is an honor to meet you.

- Hi. Yeah.
- We're such big fans.

- Hi. Also the co-leads
on the project. Quick question.

If you lose your virginity
in "Better World"--

- Doesn't count.
- Okay. Yeah.

- Told you.
- Yeah.

- All right. Should we work?

- Yes. Uh, conference room
right that way.

Um, oh, Zoey, join us, please,

in case we have questions
about the demo.

There's plenty of food.

For Charlie, we order
all the sushi in San Francisco.

Charlie, the reason we're
so excited is Zoey and her team

were finally able
to reprogram the demo

so that this watch will mirror
to all the devices in the room,

which is pretty fantastic...
[outgoing text chime]

and, then, Hardware
came up with the prototype.

Look at that.
[incoming text chime]

Babe? Charlie. Did you hear me?

- Uh, sorry.
Rick thinks it's funny

to scare me
with foreign sales figures.

Oh, nice watch.

- Thank you. Oh, Zoey,
come sit here with us.

- Are you sure?
- Yeah, come sit on this end.

- Okay.

- Marketing
put together a speech.

It just has some bullet points
you might find useful.

Anything you want to pick
to feature the watch,

something about gaming.

"You have the world
of gaming on your wrist."

[incoming text chime]

Charlie, we did
this working lunch

so that you could make it
to your next meeting.

Could you
just give me a minute?

- Sorry I can't skip school
for the entire day, Joan,

but we both have
major releases coming up, right?

- I guess yours
is more important.

You're making that clear.

- And we're doing this again.

- Why do you have
to always turn everything

into an attack?
- This isn't an attack?

- No, this isn't an attack.
This is just me saying I need

some space, too, for my work.
My work is important, too.

But, Zoey,

what is the thing we were
talking about last night?

I was trying to explain
how I say one simple thing

and--and it turns
into an attack.

- Me?
- Yes.

Zoey put it
in very clear terms.

- Did she, now?
So, what was it exactly?

- I'd, um--I don't
really want to get involved.

- Oh, sounds like
it's a little late for that.

- Hey.
- No, no, no, no. Please.

Zoey, uh, tell me
about my dynamic with my wife.

- Um, I'm not exactly
super comfortable chiming in.

But...

for example...

I don't know. Do you remember
the time when you and Joan

were stuck in a gondola in Aspen
on New Year's Eve

and Joan was feeling--
- All right, all right.

Okay, whoa. We're done here.
- What do you mean?

- I'm not sure
why you feel compelled

to inject yourself
into our marriage...

- Charlie.

- but if you
think it's helping...

you're wrong.
- Charlie!

- And, Joan, you can have
all the space you want.

I'm gonna take a suite
at the Fairmont.

You don't have
to worry about me coming

to your little office party.

- Joan, I'm so sorry.

- I'm sorry.
That's very embarrassing.

Um...

[sighs]

- Uh, just, you know, um,
I'll hold down the fort here,

and don't even think
about the party.

- Oh, God, the party.

- Please don't worry
about anything.

'Cause I'll fix it.

- Yeah, right?
- Yeah.

- Wow!

- I didn't even know
they made colors like that.

- Hey, guys.
- Hey.

- So, quick update.

Charlie thought
the watch looked great,

and he was very impressed
with all of our work here,

so much so that he thought
the watch could launch itself,

and he dropped out of the event.
- What did you do?

- Hey, also, what's the deal
with the sushi back there?

Is it first come, first serve,
or am I allowed to--

- Zoey.
- I don't want

to get into it right now.
He just can't be here.

- Who can't be here?

Because if we have
a cancellation,

there's a massive wait list

now that Charlie's
demoing the watch.

- There has been
a small hiccup.

Um, is there any possible chance
you could replace Charlie

with another huge media
influencer by tomorrow night?

[music playing]

- ♪ My name is no,
my sign is no ♪

♪ My number is no,
you need to let it go ♪

♪ You need to let it go,
you need to let it go ♪

♪ Nah to the oh
to the no, no, no ♪

♪ My name is no,
my number is no ♪

♪ My sign is no,
you need to let it go ♪

♪ You need to let it go,
You need to let it go ♪

♪ Nah to the oh
to the no, no, no ♪

- [music stops]
- Um, yeah.

It shouldn't be a problem.

Just pull out my contacts
and start working on that.

- Cool, cool.
Our team can help, too.

- Thank you.

- Seriously, David, I'm fine.

You did not have to leave work
to take me on a lemonade run.

- I know, but you've got
a lot on your plate,

even if it is easier
to communicate with Dad now.

- Oh, is it easier?

Oh, perfect.

Amazing, actually.

- It's fine.
Mom, we can find more lemonade.

- Chalk that up
as another fail for me.

- What are you talking about?
You're not--You're not failing.

- I just feel like I am spinning
a million plates at once,

and the first thing
that your father

wanted to tell me
on that computer

was about something
I was not providing for him.

- Dad's not always fully there.

We don't actually know
what's going on in his head.

- I know, but I thought he might
say something sweet or tender.

Instead,
he requested a beverage.

And now I can't
even give him that.

- There's a Trader Joe's
three blocks from here.

I'm sure they'll have
plenty of lemonade.

- But your father
likes the one from here more.

[scanner beeping]

Hi, there. [chuckles]

- Hi.
- Hi.

Um, could you spare
a couple of bottles,

because I think that you guys

might have cleaned out
the whole store?

- Oh, no, we definitely did.

We're having
this whole Beyoncé-themed

lemonade party tonight,
because, duh, Beyoncé.

- But, my husband
really loves that--

- Wow, we're still
talking about this?

I'm sorry. We're expecting
a huge turnout tonight,

so if your husband
is dying for some lemonade,

you can make it yourself.

- You're gonna
give me three bottles

before I beat them out of you.

- Whoa.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.

What did you just say to me?

- You heard me.
- Mom, it's. uh--

- I have bras older than you.

- That's not even a diss.

- Oh, it's a diss.
It's a damn diss!

You want to get in here?

- Mom, let's--Why don't
we just get out of here?

- Give me the damn lemonade.
- Not a chance.

- Okay, I'm getting this.
- Stop it!

- We're getting this on tape
just so you know, crazy lady.

- Yeah, I'm getting it
on tape, too.

- Oh, really?
- Yeah.

- Where?
- [glass breaks]

[all muttering]

- Everyone I've reached out to
either isn't available or

doesn't want to be a last-minute
fill-in for Charlie.

- How 'bout Jeff Bezos...

...'s niece?

- I-I know Katie Zuckerberg.

No relation to Mark.
- What?

- All right, uh,
I don't want to say anything,

but I may have a direct line
to Shigeru Miyamoto.

- The best game designer ever?
Mister Nintendo?

- Why didn't you
lead with that?

- Um, also how do you
know such a big baller?

- He's just a family connection,
but it's a really big ask,

and I can only call in
this favor once,

so are we sure we want me
to press this button?

- I mean, it's do-or-die time.
- Yeah.

- Okay. I'm on it. Yeah.

If Shigeru hops
on a plane right now,

he can make it
from Kyoto in 14 hours.

I'll be right back.

- What?

- People, good news.

Charlie's back in.

- Yeah!
- Yes!

- Still a lot to do.

- What happened?
- Oh.

- Did Charlie apologize
for storming out earlier?

- We got him.
That's what matters.

- Okay. Okay,
but are you okay, because--

- Focus on your team, Zoey.

- It's amazing!
It is on, people.

Shigeru Miyamoto is in.

I called in
my one-time-only favor

and got the big man himself.
How you like me now?

Charlie's back in, isn't he?

- Yeah.
- Really?

Okay. Well, we're happy.

Is she happy? Joan happy?

Gotta make a call.

- And this is where I work.

- Huh. Where do you
want me to set up?

- You're not gonna
say anything about this place?

- Honey, I snuck
onto Elton John's yacht.

This is literally nothing.

- There he is.

Oh, snap, are you gonna play
actual records tomorrow?

- You know, I've been
known to keep it old-school.

- That's what up.
Let me grab these for you.

- Oh, thank you.

So chivalrous.

You know, I'm officially
on the record as Team Simon.

Mm-mm. What's wrong?
What did Simon do?

You know I got
my fighting nails on.

I'm like Wolverine,
but daintier.

- No, Simon didn't do anything.

It's, uh--It's Joan.

I don't know why,

but I feel like I'm
not finished helping her yet.

- Are you still
being haunted by her song?

- No. I feel like
I'm just worried about her.

- Wait. So you want to help her

just because
you want to help her?

Zoey Clarke,
are you growing as a person?

- No.

Her husband's a dick.

It's a girl-power thing.

I scream out
when I see injustice.

Stop looking at me.
- [cellphone rings]

Is everything all right?

- Can you go be with Dad?
Emily has a partner dinner,

and Mom and I
are still at the store.

- Didn't you say
you were heading out,

like, two hours ago?

- We got held up.

[dispatch radio chatter]

Well, we're back.

- And the good news is

I've been banned
from the grocery store.

- For life.

- I'll be back.

- Okay, Mom is doing
way worse than we thought.

- I told you.

I guess we've been
so focused on taking care of Dad

that we weren't even thinking

about how hard
this all must be on Mom, too.

- She always seems like she's
so on top of everything,

you know?
Look, at the end of the day,

we get to leave here, we get
to go back to our lives, but...

this is her life.

- Mom is my responsibility, too,

and I'm starting
to realize that...

problems don't just go away
if I ignore them.

- You're just--
You're just realizing this?

- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah, okay.

- There's been
a radical shift in the way

I perceive the world.
You wouldn't understand.

- I guess not.
Look, why don't we do this?

why don't we put together
some sort of a schedule

with each other where we
can get a Mom a break

before she has, like, another
complete meltdown on aisle five?

- Yeah, let's do that.
But, um, first,

we have to convince her
to go along with that.

- You're right.
She's gonna put up a fight.

The woman is terrifying.

[overlapping chatter]

- Kinda hard to finish coding

in the middle
of Disney's Electrical Parade.

- Really? I find I do
my best programming in da club.

[Zoey laughs]

- Kevin, can I see the, uh--
Oh, God!

I said dramatic lighting,
not interrogation room.

What am I,
living in a flashlight?

Can you bring that down?
- Well,

looks like old Joan is back.

- You know, I don't know
if those balloons

say "launch party"
or "my nephew's bar mitzvah."

I'm not even Jewish.
- I'll be right back.

- Do you guys even work here?
You have two collars.

Wh--Pick one.
Go. Get out of here.

- Joan, can I
talk to you for a second?

I know it's not my place, but...

you opened up to me
the other night for a reason,

and...

if you ever want
to talk about it again...

I'm here.

- [chuckles] Okay.

I had to beg him to come back.

[scoffs]

I had to apologize to him...

even though he's the one
who threatened to leave.

And it's not the first time
he's bailed on me like that.

And yet somehow,
for some reason, I keep...

working on it.

'Cause the idea of losing
Charlie feels worse than...

this.

Whatever this is.

- Well, I can't
tell you what to do,

and I am definitely
not one to judge, but...

you deserve to be satisfied.

Oh. Sorry I'm late.

I left these
at the BART station,

and I had to go back,
because these shoes, well,

apparently they're
worth more than my life.

- Look, I told you
we can do this another time.

I know you have your event.
- No, no, I'm making time.

- Okay, remember, be strong.

- And take any sharp objects
out of her hands.

- Hey, uh, Mom...

- We want to float
an idea by you.

- Is this an intervention?

I told you
I got a great night of sleep.

I'm way less crabby now.

I even sent
the Kappa Alphas a nice fern.

- We just want to talk to you

about helping out
with Dad more.

We want to give you
some time off.

- Time off from my husband?

- You've taken on this
all yourself for far too long.

- But he is my life partner.
You kids have your own lives.

And you know
he would say the same thing.

- Mom...

there is nothing in the world

that I love
more than your smile.

But not if it isn't real.

So maybe if we can just take
a little bit off your plate...

you can find
that real smile again.

[computer beeps]

- [sighs]

Okay.

"Let them help."

Okay.

- Oh, well, excuse me.

Are you my friend Zoey's
self-actualized sister,

or did someone
have a major glow-up?

- Wow, you look amazing, Mo.

Zoey, you clean up,
too, I guess.

- What did you do to your hair?

I can't tell if I love it
or I hate it.

- Max let me put a little
natural product in there.

It's a combination
of hemp seed and CBD oil.

- Yeah, not only does it
give your hair body,

it also makes you
just a little bit high.

[Autumn laughs]

We're gonna go get
a couple Sprqtinis.

- Yeah, which are
just regular martinis

made by people
with social disorders.

- The thing is, Max is funny,
and funny always wins.

All right, lock it in:
I'm Team Max.

- He is literally here
with a girl he's dating.

- Eh. Mm.
- Unavailable, Mo.

- Okay, I know
that you need the press,

but can we speed this along?
I have a hard out at 9:30. Hi.

- What? [chuckles]

Uh, 9:30?
- Hi.

I-I thought I had you
all--all night.

- Huh? No, never agreed to that.

Don't make this
into a thing right now.

Come on. Cameras are flashing.

- [chuckles]

I-I think you might want

to get comfortable
in your suite at the Fairmont,

because I think
you're gonna be there

for a long time.
- [chuckles]

I'm demoing your product
in 20 minutes.

You sure you want
to do this now?

- I should have
done this years ago.

- Did I just see Charlie leave?

- Yeah.

I'm just gonna go out
and make a couple, uh,

short remarks to the media,

tell them we'll release
an online demo next week.

- Is that his watch?

- Oh, yes. [chuckles]

He handed it to me
like it was his wedding ring.

It's fitting, actually.

Our marriage has always
been more of a business.

- Well, you know,
you don't really

need Charlie to do the demo.

- [laughs]
Who's gonna do it? You?

- No, you.

You know this watch
better than anyone.

- You might be right.

Nice shoes.

♪ Used to bite my tongue
and hold my breath ♪

♪ Scared to rock the boat
and make a mess ♪

♪ So I sat quietly

♪ Agreed politely

♪ Guess that I forgot
I had a choice ♪

♪ I let you push me
past the breaking point ♪

♪ I stood for nothing

♪ So I fell for everything

♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪

♪ Already
brushing off the dust ♪

♪ You hear my voice

♪ You hear that sound

♪ Like thunder
gonna shake the ground ♪

♪ You held me down,
but I got up ♪

♪ Get ready,
'cause I've had enough ♪

♪ I see it all, I see it now

♪ I got the eye of the tiger

♪ A fighter

♪ Dancing through the fire

♪ 'Cause I am a champion

♪ And you're
gonna hear me roar ♪

♪ Louder, louder than a lion

♪ 'Cause I am a champion

♪ And you're
gonna hear me roar ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

- ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

♪ You're gonna hear me roar

[club music playing]

- ♪ I'm so in awe

♪ Cloud nine is on-line

- ♪ On-line, yeah

- ♪ And feelin' real good

♪ We burn like stars at night,
we all shining ♪

- You killed it.

This place is packed.

- We killed it, somehow.

I still don't know what
happened with Charlie, though.

- Should have stuck
with Mister Nintendo.

You know,
as marketing team leader,

it is your responsibility to...

drop it like it's hot
on this dance floor.

- That term hasn't been used
in well over a decade.

- It's okay to dance, Simon.

- All right.

But try to keep up.

- Oh.
- Ooh.

- ♪ Feeling real good

♪ We burn like stars at night

♪ We're all shining

♪ Oh, yeah

♪ Whoo, yeah

♪ Ahh...

- Damn it.

Back to Team Simon.

[music continues]

♪ I'm so in awe

♪ Cloud nine is on-line, yeah

♪ We're feeling real good

♪ We burn like stars at night

♪ We're all shining