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(ELECTRIC AVENUE
PLAYING ON STEREO)

(SINGING)
Now in the street
there is violence

And, and a lots of
work to be done

No place to hang out
our washing

And, and I can't blame
all on the sun

(PHONE RINGING)

TOMMY: Hello?

It's dead out here
and I'm hating you
about now.

What kind of agent
are you?

You'll find the road,
Kimberly.

Look, it's 4:00 a. m. in LA.
Can I go back to sleep?

I was up all night
on the red-eye

and it wasn't first class
like you promised.

Give me credit
for the car.
Nice ride, huh?

Yeah, whatever.

By the way,
these directions suck.
This project sucks.

Hey, it's a great
opportunity.

It's a reality show pilot!

Hey, you sang your way
to the top seven the
last time you were on TV.

Now, you're the star.

You're
Kimberly-fucking-Caldwell.

You're the only celebrity
they've got!

If I'm such a celebrity,
Tommy, get me a movie.

Look, Kimster,
your Q score is
going to go way up

and you'll have a chance
to win 90 grand.

I thought it was 100.

Well, I get 10%,
remember?

Wait. There's a turn off.

(STEREO TURNS OFF)

Look, I've got power yoga
in, like, two hours.
Did you find it yet?

I don't know.
There's some
old paper mill here,

but there's nothing
about it on the map.

Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's got to be it.

Look, Kimbo,
you can't afford to
make a wrong turn here.

You really don't
have the time.

Why am I here?

Because this business
is tough. Besides...

Wait, you're breaking up.
Hello?

...of all my clients,
you're the one with
the "it" factor here...

(PHONE BEEPING)
Hello? Fuck!

(KIMBERLY SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

(GASPING)

Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!

Don't be dead.
Don't be dead.

Help!

(PHONE BEEPING)

Shit!

Anybody?

Don't worry. I'm going
to get you help. Okay?

(GAGGING)

No. Please!

Please! No, don't die.
Come on. Breathe! Breathe!

(CHOKING)
(KIMBERLY EXCLAIMING
IN DISGUST)

(MAN GAGGING)

(COUGHING)

I'm here. I'm here.

(KIMBERLY SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING CONTINUES)

(KIMBERLY SHRIEKING)

(BONES CRACKING)

(KIMBERLY SOBBING)

(MAN LAUGHING)

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)

DALE: It's the end
of the world.
Society in chaos.

Governments no longer
in control.

The world
has been devastated by
a catastrophic disaster

but you're still alive.

Overnight you've
been thrust back
into the Stone Age.

Modern conveniences
are a thing of the past.

Would you have the guts
to survive?

I am retired
Marine Colonel Dale Murphy.

Welcome to the apocalypse.

Over the next five days,

these six contestants
will be put
to the ultimate test.

I'm going to be
the ultimate survivor,
because on my last show

I learned,
more than anything,
what it takes to win.

DALE: So what's
the tattoo?

It's the infinity sign.
Because I want to be
remembered forever.

My friends
call me Jonesy

but Fearless
is my middle name.

(EXCLAIMS)

No, that sucked, dude.
I told you to shave
that run!

Can we do that again?

Hi, I'm Elena.
I'm like a fox.

Sexy, sleek and I always
get what I want.

Nina. I'm a survivor
because I know there's only
one person I can count on,

myself.

I'm Jake.

Three surgeries
on my rotator cuff

destroyed my shot
at a pro football career

but not my drive to win.

Amber. One tour
of duty in Iraq.

They call me
La Conquistadora.

(GUN COCKING)

Enough said.
Semper Fi!

These six contestants
have been thrown together
in a devastated wasteland

with only the clothes
on their backs and
the will to survive.

Rain or shine,
in five days,
only one will remain.

Welcome to the apocalypse.

(MISSILE WHISTLING)

Well, what do you think, man?
We spent all last night
cutting it.

Brando,
eat your heart out.

You're the real deal, yo.
That's why the network
loves you.

It rocks, M.

Damn straight.
We're going to
series for sure.

(PHONE BEEPING)

Today's a good day to die.
Where's my producer?

It's brilliant,
Michael. Really.
Mara? Thank you.

You know,
I still don't see
what makes this show

any different
from that other
survivor show.

I don't watch television.

It's supposed
to take place at the
end of the world, man.

That's what
makes it different.

Look, you're not
on some summer resort
trying to make alliances,

you're trying to be
the last man standing
after the apocalypse.

It's killer, middle-America
family entertainment, mate.

Boo-ya.

I'm so there, dude.

No.

I plan on being
the last woman standing.

Chill, Ramba.
The prize money's
going to be mine.

You two girls could
mud wrestle for it.
Be ratings gold.

(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)

JAKE: You stupid man.

I am tapping that.

Hey, it's the
parrot heads.

Nice shirts, boys.

Yeah, make fun
all you want,

but while you
Hollywood freaks are
out here sleeping on rocks

us parrot heads will
be in Margaritaville
back at the hotel.

The woods are all wired up,
32 cameras and mikes
ready to go.

Oh, you the man, Wojo.

Listen, just make sure
everything's copasetic
with Neil, okay?

Yeah, see you
in five days.

Enjoy the great outdoors,
Tarantino.

Nice.

(CHUCKLES)

I could help you
spread it on all those
hard-to-reach places.

You know, if I hadn't
seen you eat shit at
the X Games last June,

maybe you'd
stand a chance.

Hey, I made the
street comp finals.

Okay, here's a clue.

I only give it up
to winners,
not guys who choke.

I'll give you something
to choke on.

I wish I had abs
like yours.

I do 200 of these a day.

I guess I'll just stick
to my low-carb diet
and hope for the best.

Mara, where the hell
is Kimberly?

There's still no answer.

God damn it!
I knew that prima donna was
a problem when we cast her.

Yeah, but she's got those
Angelina Jolie lips.

You know what
I'm talking about,
don't you?

It's gonna be
a long five days.

All right. We can't wait
any longer. I gotta shoot,
like, now.

You're the producer,
Pop-Tart.

It's why
you make the big bucks.
What are we going to do?

Well, we can't recast.

So we're just going to
have to go with five.

Whoa, whoa. No. Wrong.

You know the show.

All I have to do is
shoot your character intro
and we're good to go.

No, I don't think so.

What other choice
do we have?

Um...

Okay. Yeah.
What the hell?

That's it. Show them
what you're made of.

All right, boys and girls,
listen up.

We have a half-mile hike
to the survivalist camp.

Let's go!
It's time to move out!

All right.
Everybody grab your gear
and let's get going.

This is it.

Hey, Michael.

You know I'm a complete geek
without my BlackBerry
and my cell.

I mean,
there's a good chance
I'll be the first to go.

Oh, come on.
Just change your clothes,
put on some bug spray.

You'll be great,
even without
your CrackBerry.

Okay. I'll do it for you.

Okay, but, Mara,
it's "M" now,
not Michael.

Yes. I know.
Okay. Sorry.

Bye.

God. Who am I kidding?

DALE: Okay,
we're moving out.

You're all alone out here,
so let's close ranks
and stick together.

(WAKE PIG
PLAYING ON HEADPHONES)

Hey, everyone's leaving.

Hello? Hey.
Everyone's leaving.

What?

We're about to
start the game.
It's time to go.

Hi, I'm Jake.
You're Nina, right?

Look, I'm just here
for the money,

not to make friends,
okay?

Wow. Okay.
Fair enough.

Oh, Nina. Nina.

I saw you drop this
while you were
getting out of the RV.

Now M said no food.

(MUSIC STOPS)
Oh, well, I'm vegan.

That might be the
only thing I can eat
out here.

Well, you can always
go chew on a tree.

This is cheating.

Sue me. Give it back.
Ah-ah!

I would have,
but since there's no need
to be making friends...

Mmm.

That's good.

(CHUCKLES)

M: All right, everybody.
Ready?

And action, Dale!

DALE: You cannot survive
the apocalypse alone,

so you make friendships,
perform tasks together.

You figure out
who you need to
ride out the chaos

and who's expendable.

Today we're going to split
into three teams,

go out and search for food.

The number
each of you picked
decides your teammate.

(JAKE LAUGHS)

Number one
all the way, baby.

You and me, baby,
all the way.

Who's got a number two?

Well, I did a number two
back at the gas station.

(JONESY LAUGHS)

Come on, dude.
That was funny.

Oh, sweet.

I guess you and me
are a team. Hello?

All right,
boys and girls.

It's the end of the world
and the odds are against you
from the start.

Radiation poisoning
is a reality.

That's why you're all
wearing these.

Every day you will be given
a Radiation Elimination Card

and one of them
is already contaminated.

(RADIATION DETECTOR CLICKING)

At the end of the day,

the player holding
the simulated
radiated card is dead.

Don't worry,
it just means
you're disqualified.

But you have a chance
to survive the day

by giving your card
to another player

and surviving
the Radiation Elimination.

It's a test
of your personal will,
your endurance and fate.

And in the apocalypse,

(SNAPS FINGERS)
your fate can change
like that.

Wild animals,
bacterial infection,

and post-apocalyptic crazies
are all around you

waiting to take you down.
They're represented

by these.

We call them Twists of Fate.
They are survival challenges

and dozens of them
are scattered all over
the playing area.

You trigger
the motion sensor
and you hear this...

(HIGH-PITCHED ALARM SOUNDING)

(MAN CHUCKLING)

Instructions
on the back explain
your survival challenge.

Accomplish the challenge

and you earn the right
to take your radiated card

and give it to any player
you choose and automatically
survive the day.

We are going to
assemble back here
at 1800 hours

and see who will perish
in the chaos and who is
one step closer to $100,000.

Good luck to all of you.

Remember, you have
to work as a team

to survive the game.

But only one of you
can be the
Ultimate Survivalist

after the apocalypse!

Cut!

Nice work, Dale.

All right!
I'm ready for my
15 minutes, Hollywood.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

Okay, everybody.

(BEEPS)

The headsets are
transmitting audio and video
back to the edit bay.

So don't take them off.

And also, cell phones, PDAs,
etc., give them to Neil.

He's going to put them
in the RV.

Have fun.
I've got to go take
a wicked piss, mate.

Mmm-hmm.

Okay, I'm going to follow
Elena and Jake first,
as planned.

Just remember, everybody,
let's make it feel real.

Okay.

Hey, what's up?

I'm so gonna suck at this.
Why'd I let you talk me
into it?

Because I'm irresistible?

You're a jerk, you know.

Come on.

Colonel, what happens
if we lose the
elimination round?

We go back to the RV
and you drown your sorrows

with me and Jack Daniels
until the game is done.

Well, that sounds like fun,
but don't worry, sweetness.
I won't let you lose.

And if any of those
pig-fucking hillbillies
come around, I got your back.

Hey, bonehead!

I grew up two counties
from here.

I never had sex
with a pig in my life!

You're not promoting
stereotypes, are you, son?

Outstanding!

People in these parts
might not take that talk
too well.

You might want to
put a lid on it.

Is that all right with you,
funny man?

Yes, sir.

(STAMMERING)
That's cool.

You guys got
the whole military
bond thing happening.

Semper Fi and shit.

Yeah, and we both
hate assholes.

Shit! The techies were
supposed to finish setting
these up before they left.

Put your producer hat away
and get your head in the game.

I'll set these up.
I've got time
to kill anyway.

Thank you.
God, I wish I didn't
have to do this.

Old Mikey really put you
on the spot, didn't he?

Guess he thinks it'll be
entertaining to send
a city girl into the woods.

Cruel if you ask me.
But don't worry.

There's something in you
he doesn't see that I do.

You may be pretty,
but you're tougher
than you think.

You'll be all right.

So, Nina,
which way should we...

I guess we go that way.

(BEEPING)

(ZIPPING)

(GROWLING)

(GAGGING)

If you eat fish, maybe
we should head towards
the river to find some food.

I'm vegan.
I don't eat or use
any animal products,

including
the swimming kind.

Oh.

Isn't your belt
made of leather?

It's pleather.
I'm not a hypocrite.

No, I didn't think
that you were.

Actually, being vegan
is why you got picked
to be on the show.

M thought that
there wouldn't be a lot
for you to eat out here

and you might have to
resort to gulping down

(CHUCKLING)
insect larva or something.

It's the kind of thing
America loves in its
reality shows, right?

America's sick.

Yeah.

I hate reality shows.
They're pretty idiotic.

Then why are you
doing this?

Because it's my job.

It's M's first project
and I'm just trying
to be supportive.

If I was
his girlfriend,

I would've said,
"This sucks.
You're on your own. "

Come on.
No, you wouldn't.

Yeah, I would.
If you haven't noticed,
I can be a bit of a bitch.

Well, if you hate
reality shows, then
why are you doing this?

Let's just keep going.

We've got to
find some food.

(BEEPS)

(ELECTRONIC WHIRRING)

(BEEPING)

(AIR HISSING)

Fucking weekend warriors.

(TWIGS SNAPPING)

You better stand down
or someone's going
to get hurt.

(LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY)

(GRUNTS)

(DALE GRUNTS)

Broken arrow,
that's really going to
help us hunt for food.

Spear. I like it.
It's so long and hard.

I'm just goofing.

Come on. I read your
bio back in the RV.

West Point, 4.0 average.
You're brainy. That's tight.

I bet you're a reader.

What's your
favorite book, huh?

I'm in The Cat in the Hat
myself.

So you did the whole tour
of duty in Iraq thing, too.
That's cool.

I'm more of
a pacifist myself,

but, hey, I can get down
with the patriotism.

Woman in uniform
is a turn-on.

Will you shut up?
Oh, she talks.

(SHUSHING)

We've been hiking
for three hours,

but we haven't
seen or heard
any animals or birds.

It's dead quiet
out here.

It's freaky, right?
It's like we're all alone.

We could get all nasty
and nobody'd see a thing,
except for 30 million people.

Come on, you're into me,
like, a little bit.

You just don't get it,
do you?

I'm not into men.

You... You're a lesbian?
How hot is that?

M: All right, let me
just get focused here,
and action.

So I'm at the two,
I'm at the one,
I jump, I leap, bam...

Shoulder was
never the same.

Killed my chances
at a pro career
just like that.

It's funny because
you never know when your
life's going to change.

Man, I wanted to be
in the NFL so bad.
Since I was six.

Oh, honey, I totally
understand where
you're coming from.

No, dude, don't.
Don't look.

Don't look in the lens.

So then after college
you just bounced around

trying to find yourself?

Yeah, well,
this opportunity
came up, you know,

to be on this TV show.

I can't throw
a football no more,
but I'm still athletic.

Mmm-hmm.

I figure I'd use the talents
that God gave me, right?

Well, we'll have
to thank God later.

Yeah, right,
thank God later.

You know, I think
I hear the river
this way. Yeah.

JAKE: Come on.

God didn't give you
a pair of balls?

MARA: How about
we take a break?

We have to find food.
If we prove that
we're the best at it,

then it's less likely
that anybody will give us
their radiation card.

I haven't seen
anything to eat.

(ALARM SOUNDING)

Oh, no.
Holy shit!

It's one of those
Twists of Fates.
I set it off.

Where is it?

"You've been infected
by anthrax from a nearby
laboratory explosion.

"An antidote can be
found by the river.
You have two minutes. "

God, I would get this!

Yeah, well, good luck. Go!

Hey, come and shoot.
We need your footage.

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

MARA: I think
I see the river.

Where?

What do you need now?

That!

ELECTRONIC VOICE:
One minute remaining.

45 seconds remaining.

30 seconds remaining.

(EXCLAIMS)

Eight, seven,

six, five,

four, three, two.

Got it!

(CHEERING)

I can't believe I did it!

You kicked ass!

Awesome.

All right, guys, one sec.
Okay. Keep it loose.

You ready?

Go.

Whew, it is hot out here.

You know what?
I think we can fish later.

We are rolling.

I think I need
to cool off.

So,

do you want to get wet?

What are you doing?

M, what the fuck?
I am standing here
giving it my all

and this jock is
just standing there.

Cut!

Okay, what's going on, man?

Look, man,
I want to create chemistry
between you two, okay?

You guys are, like,
the sex of this thing.

Mmm-hmm.

You said you wanted
a family reality show.

Well, sex is America's
dirty little secret.

You can't talk
about it at church,
but at home on TV,

people want to see
hard bodies, wet and
glistening in the sun.

Look, if I do that,

I have a mother and
six nieces that would
never speak to me again.

Look, man, people want
to be entertained.

Elena and I are just
greasing the wheels
a little.

Greasing the wheels?
Yeah.

Well, look, man,
I'm here to play
the game, okay?

Now, you can go
grease the wheels.

You can try
catching some fish.

I'll see if I can
find something to
eat in the woods.

Grease the wheels.
You two are warped.
I'll catch you all later.

"Catch you all later"!
Great. I wanted Diddy,
I've got a boy scout.

(MAN CHUCKLING)

M, wait.

We don't need Jake.
I'm all the sex
that you want.

You're hot,
but it's not
the same thing.

Hey! Where you going?

What, you're gonna go
shoot your girlfriend?

No. Actually, I've got to
rethink the story lines.

Hey, listen,
I'm doing this gig
for, like, free,

and I want
all the screen time
that I can get.

And I know how to
make sure that happens.

Really?

Works for me.

(MAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

No, you don't get it.

I'm like a complete spaz
when it comes to anything
even remotely athletic.

I'm sorry I didn't help.

You're just
playing the game.
I understand.

I just really
need this money.

Look, I'm not
going to give you
my radiation card,

if that's what
you're worried about.

I'm just thrilled
that I actually get
to live another day!

Motherfucker.

Look, I know it hurts

but you don't need
a piece of shit
like that in your life.

You're better off
without him.

(SNIFFLING)

I thought he was
"the one," you know?

Yeah.

I've known scumbags
like this all my life.

Six months ago,

I caught my fiancГ© in bed
with my best friend.

Really?

To top it off,
he used my credit cards
to put me into major debt.

That's why I have
to win this game.

The sooner you realize
you can only depend
on yourself,

the better off
you'll be.

Come on.

Take a breath.
Let's go down there
and kick his ass.

(CHUCKLING)

Is that what you did
to your fiancГ©?

Put him in the hospital.
Come on.

No. I'll just deal
with it my own way.

It's what he deserves!

It's not me.

Come on.

No! I'm not like you.
I don't want to be.

I'm sorry.
That came out wrong.

It's okay.

Come on. Just tell me
one hot experience
that you had.

Oh, God.

No, I can even get
you on Howard Stern
if it's good.

I've got a buddy who works
in his studio in New York.

You're such a moron.

Yeah, but we're on
the same team here,
you know?

The same team.

All right. All right.
All right. All right.
I'll stop. I'll stop.

I swear.
Cross my heart.

No more sex talk.

From now on,
you'll be the uptight
lesbian sister I never had.

Truce?

JONESY: Oh!

And now that
we're family tell me,
who went down on who first?

(SWEARING IN SPANISH)

I'm kidding.
I'm just...

(SNIFFING)

Is that barbecue?

Mission fucking
accomplished.

Wait. This is too easy.

Maybe this is a trap
to make us lose the game.

What trap?
It's a hunter's camp,
sister.

What are you doing?

I'm starved, and damn,
that smells awesome.

Well, if this is
a real hunter's camp,
we can't just steal his food.

Why the hell not?

It's a survival-of-the-fittest
kind of thing, you know.
Finders keepers.

You're a lesbian.
Where are your cojones?

Look, if we bring this back
to share with the others,

nobody's going to want us
out of the game, huh?

(EXCLAIMS)

What, it's hot?

(SIGHS)

Finally, we're a team.

Don't push your luck.

JONESY: Mmm. Pork. Man,
these hillbillies really
know their barbecue.

(HISSING)

(DALE EXCLAIMING)

NINA: So what are you
going to do?

Getting out of here.
I'll call the techies to
drive me back to Wheeling.

Well, you're headed
the wrong way.

RV and cell phones
are back that way.

Yeah, I can't get
a signal from the RV.

I'm just going to
call them from there.

Okay.

Besides, I really don't
want to run into Michael
at the trailer.

You're kidding.
No, you're crazy. Okay.

Hello?

(KNOCKING ON DOOR)

Hello?

You can't just walk
into somebody's house.

Hello? I need to use
your phone, please.

We shouldn't be here.

Then just wait
for me outside.

I want to make
one phone call
and I'm gone.

Hello?

Oh.

All right.
No phone, so...

Oh! Uh...

We done yet?

Holy shit!

The whole family's deformed.

God, look at the twins.

(WOMAN MOANING)

PA: It'll be all right.
Don't worry...

Hold on.
Don't drop her.

(WOMAN BREATHING HEAVILY)

(DISHES CLATTERING)

Baby's coming now.
You stay here
with your ma.

I'm gonna fetch
some water.

(WOMAN GROANING)

(SLICING)

(WOMAN MOANING)

(WOMAN CRYING)

(BABY CRYING)

(YELLING)

The toolbox!

NINA: Go, go!

What do we do now?

Help me!

(BANGING ON DOOR)

(NINA YELLING)

(BOTH SCREAMING)

(RETCHING)

There's light.
There's light.

(FLY BUZZING)

(BANGING CONTINUES)

(YELLS)

(NINA SCREAMING)

(PA GRUNTING)

Help me.

(PA PANTING)

(SNIFFING)

(PA SNIFFING)

(RUSTLING)
(GASPS QUIETLY)

(CAR HORN HONKS)

(CAR HORN HONKING)

Fuck her.

(CHATTERING)

Hey, you good?

I'm good.

Can we keep this
as our secret?

I wouldn't want to
mess things up with Mara.

You know,
I think she's
"the one," so...

Whatever.

All right.
I'm heading back to
the RV. You coming?

(BROTHER PANTING)

No, my job is done.
I'm just going to
stay here and tan.

Tell Mara I say hi.

You're the star.

ELENA: Uh-huh!

(PANTING)

(SPITTING)

(BREATHING EXCITEDLY)

(EXCLAIMS)

M? Is that you?

Don't screw around.
It's not cool.

(GRUNTS)

(EXCLAIMS)

(ALARM SOUNDING)

Oh, shit! Okay,
what's the challenge?

Fuck.

(SISTER SCREECHING)

(ELENA SCREAMING)

(MOANING)

(BARKING)

(CHATTERING INCOHERENTLY)

Mara.

Mara!

(DALE EXCLAIMS)

(DALE GRUNTS)

(SCREAMING)

Hey, Neil! I'm back, yo.

What, are you
dropping a deuce?

Seriously, Neil,
light a match.

Neil!

Guess you're not here.

All right,
let's see what we can see.

Run, no, run.

What?

What the...

Oh, fuck.

Let's see.

This end...

This end, too. All right.

Well, this works.
Well, then,
what's the matter?

Neil, I can't figure.
This seems...

Great, you know.
You spend money
on film school, just to...

Looks fine.

Two, three, four...

Input. Output.
Yeah, that works.
Looks good.

What is that? Nina?

(ENGINE STARTING)

(EXCLAIMS)

Damn it!
Neil, you can't move!
We're hardwired in.

(SPEAKING INCOHERENTLY)

What the...

(GRUNTING)

(SCREAMING)

(M SCREAMING)

This is cool.

Going for
another one, huh?

The only white meat.

If this is what
Armageddon's like,
bring it on, baby.

Yeah. Maybe next time
you should search
for a bib.

I'm so glad
I ran into you guys.

Yeah, and don't forget
who got you the nosh, dude.

You win the chance
to get rid of that
nuclear card,

send it someplace else.

No worries.

Hey, where's M and Elena?

Back at the river
shooting the unrated
version of the DVD.

I'll see you two later.

Oh, dude.

I can't even move.

I'm so stuffed,
sex is going to
have to wait.

(FARTING)

Shit ghost!

You're nasty.

If you win,
what will you do
with the money?

When I win, I'm going to
throw the most outrageous
beach party in history.

You're a clichГ©, dude.

(JONESY LAUGHS)

How about you?

Well, when I win,

I plan on getting
my degree in
sports medicine.

Since my arm won't let me
play football anymore,

I figure I can still
help others, you know,
stay in the game.

Can't be a football hero,
so you'll settle for
a hero of any kind.

Yeah, something like that.

Nice to know
there's still hope
for mankind.

Dude, if you're saying
this to get in her pants,
forget about it.

She doesn't play
on our team.

Shut up.

How about you?
What you plan on
doing with the cash?

I owe my father
a bunch of money.

If I win,
I am free and clear
of him for good.

Your father?

He doesn't approve
of my lifestyle.

Wants nothing
to do with me.

Hmm.

I guess you can't
choose family.

Man, M is so screwed.

He wanted a show
for middle America,
but he hired a lesbo,

a sensitive jock,
a bi-polar vegan,

an extreme fuck-up
and Miss Hollywood.

Dude, we're the red state
cast from hell.

(ALL CHUCKLING)

NINA: Oh, God.

Yo, Nina.

You all right, Nina?

Mara... Dead.

What happened to you?

We have to
get out of here!

Now!
What?

They killed her!

Hey, look. Calm down.
They'll find us here!

Whoa, take a deep breath,
okay? Who?

Who will find us here?
What are you talking about?

These hillbilly freaks.
They killed Mara

and they tied her
to the hood of
their truck.

We have to get out of here.
Right now!

This is awesome!

What is wrong with you?

I'm not kidding!

Come on.
It's part of the game.

Post-apocalyptic crazies
are roaming through
the forest?

It's not a game, okay?
These hillbillies were
eating her finger!

Hillbilly cannibals.
M is a genius!

Stop laughing!

Yo, you, yo,
stop laughing, man,
okay? Hold on.

It's Mara.
She's M's girlfriend.

She was in on it.
I got this.

What you saw was
special effects.

What I saw was real.

We need to get
out of here. Now.

Please.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're going.

This is just a test
to see if we bug out.

These kind of shows
always screw with
their contestants.

You guys want to go,
go ahead.

I'm staying put
and winning the hundred Gs.

(SCREAMS)
Then they'll kill you, too.

What?

(NINA SCREAMING)

No!

Nina? Nina!

Get the fuck...

That's Kimberly's tattoo.

Holy shit!
That's her leg.

That's it.

Game's over.
Amber, let's go.

Come on.

Jonesy!

They're fucking
cannibals, dude!
Shut up.

Where the hell's the RV?

Just over the ridge.

Keep quiet
and keep moving.

I ain't stopping.

(NINA EXCLAIMS)

My foot!

Let me look at it.

I'm a shark, man!
I gotta keep moving or I die.
You know what I'm saying?

Jonesy, shut the fuck up!

JAKE: Look, you guys
get to the RV, okay?

We'll be
right behind you.

This is going to suck.

(EXCLAIMS)

Shit!

I need to put
pressure on that.

Come on,
give me your wristband.
No.

Look, you don't have
to hide anymore.

How did you know?

When I found out
I'd never play
football again,

I spiraled down
pretty hard.

My therapist told me
I should sit in one of her
suicide support groups.

You know, give me
a better perspective.

There was a girl
that used to do
the same thing,

only she used
a bandanna.

So how old is the scar?

About six months.

What happened?

I just trusted too many
of the wrong people.
All my life.

But I'm past it now.

So it's old news?

Why do you think
I came to win this game?

Guess you'll get
your chance to do
just that.

You so much as fart,
old man, and I'll
drop you.

Don't kill me, brother.
I'm a good Christian man.

Shit! Are you sure?

Yeah, this was the place.

Here are the tire tracks,
the empty equipment cases,
the garbage.

This is so F'd in the A.

The fucking RV is gone!

Let's just keep going.

But we're dead meat.
Where to?

The nearest town
is 50 miles away.

We're all going to end up
hillbilly barbecue.

I'm not going to
tell you again.
Keep quiet!

Then come on.

No, no. There's that
old paper mill out
by the main road.

Right. You know,
it's abandoned.

Well, we've got
to dig in somewhere.

Maybe there's
a public phone.

Dude, you know
why they call it
abandoned?

Because there's
nothing in it anymore,
including phones!

Hey!
Don't hurt me!

That's a bear trap.

There's no animals
around here.

Why do they have
a fucking bear trap set?

They're not trapping bears.
They're trapping people.

There's no wildlife
to eat around here,
they're eating us!

Okay, I was wrong.
The paper mill's
a great idea.

Let's just
get out of here.

No, no, no. Look, man,

now we take the road,
we're sitting ducks,
all right?

So I want everyone
to stick together
and watch where you step.

Yeah, no shit.

Yeah.

(GRUNTS)

Who you blowing up,
old timer?

Just the trout.
Only way to bring them
to the surface.

Dynamite stuns them.

They float like lily pads
and I just scoop them up.

Pretty wife.

Ah, that's my Delilah.

Gave me the happiest days
of my life.

God bless her soul.

You know, you one
lucky son of a bitch.

Lot of folk go in them woods.
Never seen one come out.

Now, I stay clear
of them myself.

How many of those freaks
are out there?

Hard to know.

More than the ones
you run across,
that's for sure.

What are they?

Just like you and me,
brother, except uglier,
and a lot stronger.

Hey, I hit one of them
young'uns once in my pickup.

He popped up
and just kept going.

It's the chemicals
changed them.

Pulp mill shut down
near 30 years ago,

and left a mess,
and the poison
killed off all the game.

Most of the folks
around these parts left.

There's one family
stayed on in this holler,

and pretty soon their
babies started gushing
out of their mama's womb,

just as ugly as them trout
I got hanging out there,

and then they grow up,
have kids of their own,

turned out even worse.

You going to stay
for a bite?

Fish is ugly,
but they fry up
real good.

No, much obliged,
but I got to get going.

Well, if you're going to
head out to get your friends,
settle the score,

best jump to it
before it gets dark.

You don't want to be
out in them woods at night.

Why do you stay,
old timer?

Well, I could never leave.

Got to stay close
to my young'uns.
You motherfucker!

I going to kill you, man!
I going to kill you!

You killed my boy!

I'll kill you!

I'll kill you!
I'll kill you,
motherfucker!

I'll kill you,
motherfucker!

I'll kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!

I'll teach you
to mess with my kids.

Say hello to
the missus for me.

(WOMAN EXCLAIMING)

(MAN MOANING)

NINA: It's one of them.

It's Elena.

Yeah? What makes you
think that?

Hey!

Get off her!

Oh, my God.

Nina, wait!

Oh, shit!

(NINA EXCLAIMS)

(SISTER SCREAMING)

Help me!

Help!

Where's Nina?

She deserted us.

Son of a bitch!

Just keep moving.

Look, split up.
I'll find Nina.

We'll meet up
at the mill. Go.

Nina.

NINA: Help me! Help me!

Nina?
Help me!

Nina.

Down here.

Nina? Are you okay?

I'm going to get you
out of there, all right?

Look, come on.
Come on, Nina.

I can't reach!

Come on, Nina.

Almost.

Okay, hold on.

I've got you, now.

What happened?

It's my shoulder.
It's dislocated.

You've got to
help me pop it in.

Nina, easy!

Okay, pull and twist, okay?

Go.

Help me up.

It's like going to war.

Amber, Jonesy.
Did they make it?

We all made it.
We'll meet up with them
at the mill, okay?

(CAR APPROACHING)

Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.

(GUN FIRES)

(SISTER LAUGHING)

Let's go.
Where?

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

You totally kicked ass
back there.

I'm serious.
You were like Xena,
Warrior Princess.

You were right.
I was a total
asshole before.

I'm never going to
dis you or any other
female ever again.

Great.

It's cool.
We outran them.

(RUSTLING)

Run.

(JONESY EXCLAIMS)

Come on.

JONESY: Oh, shit.

AMBER: Come on.

(AMBER GRUNTS)

Jonesy.

Help me! Help me!

Oh, shit. Amber.
Amber, help me.

Jonesy!
Get me down. Get me down.

Oh, no. Oh.

Amber, Amber, help me!

Oh, God. Hurry, Amber,
he's coming.

Amber?

Amber, go.
No!

Amber, don't do this.
Get away. Go.
I'm not leaving you!

Run. No.

Amber, no.

Oh, God. Oh, God.

(AMBER EXCLAIMS)

Amber?

Oh, God.

Jonesy.

Jonesy,

give me your hand.

(EXCLAIMING EXCITEDLY)

Huh?

AMBER: Don't look down.

(JONESY CRYING)

I'm here.

Amber, I'm scared.

You're not alone.

All right, I'm going
to get us out of here.

You know,
my mother always used
to say I'd live for...

(CAR PASSING)

There it is.

Jonesy wasn't kidding.

This place is dead.

Birth defects, no shit!

Can't see anything.

How the hell are we
going to find them
in here?

Let Amber and Jonesy find us.

Where did you get that?

I brought it with me
for the game.

I thought it might
come in handy.

That's cheating.

Sue me.

You think
they're up there?

Maybe they found
a CB radio,
called for help.

I guess I'll go first.

Be careful.

They got to be
around here somewhere.

If they even
made it here at all.

Come on, guys,
where you at?

(SCREAMS)

NINA: Oh, my God.
She was just a little girl.

JAKE: Looks like she's
been in there forever.

She's hiding.

Yeah, but from whom?

This isn't right.

(CAR APPROACHING)

No, Nina. No, Nina!

It's too late.
We've got to get
out of here now!

No! No, Nina.
We cannot leave them,
okay? Let's go.

Look, there's the RV.

I don't see them.

Oh, Jesus.
This family's been
doing this for decades.

(M SCREAMING)

Oh, my God. That sounds
like M screaming.

Okay, I'm going down there.

No, no, no, no.

Hold this.

Shit.

Do you got my back?

Please!
M? M!

Come on, come on.

Fuck! Fuck face.

M.
Get me the fuck
out of here!

(SISTER LAUGHING)

(M SCREAMING)

M?

No. Fuck, no!

No, please!
Please, God, no!

Please, don't. Please.

M?
Please...

(STABBING)

(GAGGING)

Oh. Help.
Nina, it's a trap!

Oh, shit!

Shit.

(BANGING)

MAN ON TV:
Brothers and sisters,
you must know

that we live in a world
of technology that
promotes sin, where the...

(GASPS)

...extracurricular
sexual activities,
homosexuality...

...to exercise...

No!

(SCREAMING)

Would it be
Heaven or Hell
that you decide?

This is the crossroad...

It is all a test.

It is a test
to show us the way
to find the light.

This is what you need
to find your way.

It gives you
what you need to
find that light.

To stay away
from the darkness,

do not take wrong turns

to living a life of sin,

of personal destruction,

a painful,
blasphemous life.

Here I have the book
that will change your life,

that will let you live
the way God has intended...

...that living
a life of sin will
only lead you to.

(GUN CLICKS)

(LAUGHING)

Fuck you!

JAKE: Don't do it.
Leave her alone.

(FLIES BUZZING)

(EXCLAIMS)

Leave her alone!

Leave her alone.

(GAGGING)

Stop messing with her.

(NINA COUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING PRAYER)

(ALL REPEATING PRAYER)

What the fuck
is wrong with
you people?

Amen.

ALL: Amen.

(NINA GAGGING)

I hope you fucking choke!

(NINA EXCLAIMING)

Leave her alone!

(NINA GAGGING)

(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

(GRATE CREAKING)

(MOANING)

Please, let us go.

Come on, man. Help!

Help.

(JAKE BEGGING)

(GRUNTING IN DISTANCE)

(RADIATION DETECTOR CLICKING)

Help! Help!

(BEEPING)

Help! Please!
We're here.
We're trapped!

Please, someone, help us.

Help us.

Fuck!

(GRUNTING ORDERS)

(JAKE YELLING)

(CLANGING)

(SCREAMING)

(GRUNTING)

Oo-rah.

(BEEPS)

Nina. Nina.

Nina. Come on, wake up.

Nina, wake up!

Nina can you pull
your hands free?

I need you to
pull your hands free.

I can't.

Nina, you've
got to try. Nina!

Nina, wake up. Nina.

(SHUSHING)

Dale?
Be quiet.

I got to do this.
Breathe through it.

Ready? Okay.

Go.

(SCREAMING)

(SHUSHING)

One more.

Go.

Get up.

There's an exit door
through there.

I'll be right
behind you. Go.

I want you
to go find Nina.

(GASPS)

Dale!

Hey. Hey. Find Nina.

Go! I've got it. Go!

Is that all
you got, bitch?

(CHOKING)

Fuck you. Fuck!

(GRUNTING ANGRILY)

(COUGHING)

(GASPING)

(SCREAMING ANGRILY)

(SCREAMING)

Let go of me,
you son of a bitch!
Let go of me!

Let go. Let go of me!

Let go of me!

Shit!

Let go of me,
you son of a bitch.

Come on!

You know you didn't
have to come back
for me, right?

Sue me.

Wow. Nice ride.

You want to take it
for a spin?

Why not?

It's the least this
fucked up family owes us.

(ENGINE STARTING)

(HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER)