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[wrinkled plastic]

[drips urine]

- Two minutes.

[sigh]

You're fine. You're fine.

You always use a condom.

[groans] - Oh my God.

- [groans] - [groans]

Oh. - Yes.

- Oh - ow! Sorry.

[door clicks]

[happy exciting music]

♪ ♪

- Hey?

♪ ♪

Look, I sure know things are really scary now,

but you know it will probably be fine.

♪ ♪

Um ... is there something Can I help?

I mean I have a car.

I can, like, take you home if you want.

- [imitates deep voice] You can leave.

- Wait... [laughs]

Not really.

If that's who I think it is I was just too nice.

Ugh, a real stunner of the past.

♪ ♪

Hey, dude. - [screams]

Oh Jesus.

- Come on, like I didn't I've seen you pee a thousand times.

There was actually a time like that you wouldn't pee without me.

- Bailey, can you just ...

- So who's the lucky one, huh?

Oh, no - is it Kevin?

- Where's my test? - Ooh.

Ooh!

Is it Kevin? Please tell me.

Please tell me, come on. - Please give it to me.

- Who's the father? - Please give it to me.

- Whose penis is it? - Kevin's penis.

- You see, was that so difficult?

Don't actually answer that. I do not want to know.

[chuckles]

Wow, so you're pregnant.

And it's Kevin's absolute? - Yes Yes.

What kind of girl do you think i am?

- I don't know, man. I didn't think you were boned

let alone raw dog--

I'm honest a bit impressed.

- I don't have a "raw dog."

We use condoms, that are believed to be 98.7% effective.

Well, apparently one of them was 0%.

- That is not how statistics work.

- Are you reading this right?

[door clicks]

- Uh-- - Oh, hey, Veronica.

- Heather. - I'm so glad I caught you.

Would you like to watch with the layout

for the prom page of the yearbook?

Just let me pull it back up - Ho, no.

No spoilers on the yearbook. Come on, dude, God.

- Um okay.

Why don't you email? that for me, Heather,

and then I really can process the nuances

from the serpentine border that you have chosen.

- I'm so happy you saw the b--

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Ronnie.

- Oh, hey, hey.

- Are you all right, Ronnie? You seem a little nervous.

- Jaaa Jaaa.

- Try your to talk to Bailey Butler?

- Remember when you used to be besties?

- Yes, that was-- that was more

because our mothers were close and everything.

- Speaking of parents, mine are in Greece.

Do you want to stay this weekend?

[ringtone]

- Who's got that green? nail polish I like?

[spicy music]

[unclear chatter]

♪ ♪

- Whoa, whoa, whoa!

Well damn? - Where is it?

- Oh, I wrote your name on it,

and then I tied it up to the flagpole.

Hope that's cool. - Can you just give it to me?

- I threw it in the dumpster behind the gym.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thanks for bringing all the way back there.

- Um, I was smoking after all, a joint behind it.

Mr. Aster has screened

this "Osmosis Jones" VHS in bio,

so i have to come correctly.

- It is unbelievable. - Turn right?

There is such a thing as, hardly every hard science in it,

but Chris Rock is a visionary.

- No, you smoke on school grounds.

That's like, really irresponsible.

- Oh, I am the irresponsible?

- Okay.

- Ah, okay, okay, ah, look.

I mean, I'm sure will it be okay?

I mean, your sister had a child asked,

and she's okay, right?

Remember when we found out

that you would be a nine-year-old aunt?

We were bursting ... - Okay, okay, you can stop.

I appreciate what you have done with the test and everything,

but we're not alone like ...

You just happened to be the person

that ran into the bathroom.

- Oof.

I could have left it with thanks. Find yourself on the run, Juno.

[soft pop music]

[school bell rings]

[unclear chatter]

♪ ♪

Guys, check this out. Look at this.

- Show me. - Oh my God.

♪ ♪

- [sigh]

Hi Hi Hi.

I'm making a report for my health class,

and i just wanted to see if i could you ask a question quickly?

Cool thanks.

Um, as a young woman needs a procedure,

but her parents did not know Is that possible?

Uh, let's say she's 17.

Okay okay, so not with you.

Where is the nearest place Which...

There is an Albuquerque in Missouri?

Okay sorry.

How about, like, Illinois or Arkansas,

Oklahoma, Texas?

No?

Okay, okay, so I get it.

Sounds like she needs it parental consent,

that's - that's great. That's totally fine.

Uh, I'll record it that in my report,

and thank you very much, bye.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[ringtone]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Mom, I'm going to Emily's for a gag weekend.

Trust you. Love you.

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- That was so stupid. Maddie B goes--

- Hey.

- Hey. - Oh, my god, hey, girl.

Sorry I'm late.

- Who have you ... - Okay, Maddie D.

- No, not Maddie D.

- Um, there actually is something very important

I need to talk for you.

- Okay, just give me one second.

I'm actually very close.

- Yes, "Veronica Mars" here

thinks she can find out

the pregnancy test mysterious thing.

- What pregnancy test mysterious thing?

- Look.

- Recycle Club found it in the waste container.

- Ugh, Maddie B. on private.

- No. [ringtone]

- Ooh, okay.

So Tori Leonards wasn't at the gym today,

and I'm sure that she used "lady issues"

as her excuse.

- You're using that excuse skip gym,

like, every other week.

- Valid, that's actually why I lean

more direction Patricia Hamilton?

- Absolutely not, no.

There is no way Patricia Hamilton

lost her V card.

- Well, it really isn't of our company, right?

- I know, but it's just so juicy

I need to find out who it is.

- I mean, what if it was one of us?

- Totally, but for whom a pregnancy test at school?

- Okay, seriously, look at these grams,

side by side.

Patricia's belly certainly looks bigger.

- [gasps] - Literally just a week ago.

- A little. - As she stands there.

- No that's not true like, a burrito belly.

Like, that is considerably larger.

- No, it is literally bigger, like her face even ...

- She's glowing. I mean, it's a little ...

[soft piano music plays in the distance]

- Mwah, I'm so sorry I'm late, honey.

I have a new puppy at the shelter. I had to take him away.

Yes, have a look. Called him Jasper.

- Uh, yeah, it's-- thanks for...

- Resembling Elliot's dog, right?

- I'll meet up like this at the last minute and everything.

- Class.

- Good evening. - Hey.

- Welcome welcome. - Thank you.

We are going to start with the cheesy breadsticks,

and a water for the lady,

and I go with a Mountain Dew.

- Okay I am on my way.

- How are you?

- Eh ... so ...

I have to tell you something.

Um, I don't know how it happened.

Statistically, it is almost impossible,

but, uh ...

I am pregnant.

- [stammers] Okay.

Okay, it's okay. I'm here for you.

- [sigh]

Thank you. That is such a relief.

I mean I know what I want to do, and I have a plan.

I could just really use your help with what--

What happens now?

- Will you marry me?

Look, I know it won't be easy, okay?

But honey, we can do this.

- Can you sit down again? in your seat please?

- Jaaa Jaaa.

You have to admit, it's kind of perfect timing, you know?

We were so insecure about ourselves next year you know

and now we have this.

You know, we take a year off,

find a place in the city so that our parents can help,

and don't worry - the birth will not conflict

with the X Games scheme whatever, so ...

Wait wait wait how are you

you already have all that planned?

- Well, I mean, you said you had something important

that you wanted to tell me.

Eh ...

you know, and then the whole mystery pregnancy test thing

reminded me of this other little thing.

Um, don't get mad but remember,

like a month ago at Smith Creek

when we were done in the car?

Well, I noticed that it, um ... the condom was broken.

So... - Are you joking?

- Look, Veronica, I didn't want to to scare you, okay?

- oh my-- - The goodbye thing--

you had a lot in your head, you know?

And the further away we got the crazier I knew you would be ...

- Kevin, I - oh--

- And I looked it up. I googled it.

Do you know how hard it is become pregnant?

It is so hard.

- I could have taken it literally the morning after pill.

I could have avoided it this whole situation.

- I know it is a bit stressful, okay?

But it is also quite perfect

because now we really know that we will be together forever.

- I mean it. I can not do it.

I have to get out of here. - Veronica--

Oh, shoot.

[tense music]

- [gagging] - Oh God.

Oh, it's morning sickness.

Here, let me - I'll wait your hair for you.

- Do not touch me. - Okay.

Look, I know I screwed up, okay?

But if you can look beyond that

there is something that's so beautiful here

and I am so excited to bring it a little us in this world.

[soft dramatic music]

- May I ... can I look at that?

- Yes, may I ... - No, I'll just--

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Wow, this doesn't look cheap. How could you afford this?

- Sold Buzzsaw and Road Rash.

Uh, my dirt bikes.

Just two now but it is good.

- You know, I will definitely need it

some time to think about it, but let's talk monday, okay?

- Oh yes, Monday.

Monday is good.

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Oof.

Excellent.

♪ ♪

Nonsense.

[explosions]

- [laughs] I just bullied your ass!

- Ha, ha, ha, ha.

You're not smiling when I literally

rip your balls off, motherfucker. Come on.

♪ ♪

Wait, cover me. I'll be right back.

I thought that you stay tonight.

- Oh I know. I apologize.

Fil got the evening off. - Oh, man, that guy's weird.

Who Spells "Phil" with an F?

- Be nice. - Wait.

I already started defrost the dough.

- I'm sorry my little pea, but you know

we can make the coxinhas tomorrow or,

you know what, maybe Sunday.

I'll text you when I know

how the weekend is coming, okay?

Mwah. How do I look?

- Hot as hell.

- Mm-hmm, bye. - Bye.

- [sigh]

[doorbell rings]

- Oh, dude, come on.

The whole pregnancy mystery nonsense

is not my fault.

I threw the thing in the waste container.

- I need your help and I don't need to go elsewhere.

- I'm listening.

- Okay, I know we're not, like, more close.

- That's right.

- And I'm probably the last person you want to help ...

- Accurate. - But you have a car.

- Oh, there it is. - Believe me.

If only I could go somewhere in town

or even to St. Louis, I wouldn't even be here.

- Where to?

- You know, to get the thing ...

The procedure.

- Ho.

- Okay.

- You printed a map.

- Oklahoma, Texas, New Mexico - it's easy,

and I sketched the best route

including where we can stop for gas, food and rest.

It is all planned.

We are in Albuquerque tomorrow evening.

We're going to the clinic Sunday morning first,

and we are home Sunday night.

- Albuquerque.

- Jaaa Jaaa, I know it sounds crazy

but that's the nearest place if you are under 18 so ...

- And I don't have to like, being there, right?

Say if I want to explore Albuquerque

while doing your thing.

- Yes, that's - that's fine, I think.

I really need you to drive.

I will pay for everything.

- Hm ...

so you hide this from your husband,

your best friends, and your Jesus crazy parents,

and you thought Why don't you ask Bailey Butler

"to drive me hundreds of miles

because she probably doesn't still have something to do. "

- Um ... a little bit, yeah.

Bailey. Bailey, come on.

Open the door, Bailey.

- I'm just messing with you.

You're right - I'm not everything going on.

[Deap Vally's "Get Gone"]

♪ ♪

- I thought you were driving a Camry.

Sleater-Camry is in the shop.

- Uh, my gas projections were accounting

for a four-cylinder Japanese motor.

- My mistake.

If we are concerned about gas, we just have to take the Tesla.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Come on let's go let's go, let's go ♪

- Whoo, road trip!

- ♪ I think I want to leave ♪

♪ Where are we going? ♪

- Oh, oh, oh, we have to take a look at Roswell.

Like, there are real aliens ... - No no.

- Veronica, come on. It's my vacation too.

- This isn't a vacation, okay?

- If it's not vacation,

why are you then take pictures, huh?

♪ ♪

- Okay, in 20 miles,

we are going to make our first stop.

- Yes, yes, the love ends.

We have to go and have a look the world's largest fork.

I actually hear that ... - No, no, Bailey.

We will not just be Willy-nilly stop, okay?

We must hold on according to the schedule

so that I can be home by Sunday evening,

and my parents don't find out. Every stop has a purpose.

- Wow, even you bummed from nature.

- This trip won't be cheap,

but i think this is should cover it.

- Ho, Jesus, what have you done steal that from your parents?

- suggested Kevin.

- [laughs] What?

Oh my God.

That actually is so note for him.

Could you imagine really get married

for that guy? [laughs]

What, would your first dance be?

to represent dragons or Nickelback, do you think?

- Kevin - he means well, okay? You just don't know him.

He's ... he's straightforward.

He is sweet. He is so sweet.

Did you know he volunteers? with small puppies,

like, who have no houses and things?

And I don't even need it to defend myself against you now.

But did you know he asked me out

literally every day for a month until I said yes?

He literally waited outside my window

one night for a whole night.

- You know, "Say Anything" made that cute,

but it's called stalking, so the time has passed.

That guy is a real stalker.

[siren rings]

- Okay, the entrance should be good

around the corner here.

- Cool, I'm excited to die here.

- It won't open.

I know they are not closed.

That man literally just went in there.

[door buzzes]

- After you, Ivy League.

- I said I'm not going to buy it.

- Action.

- Hello hi. Eh ...

I was really just wondering how much I could get for this.

It is real and everything.

- Mm-hmm.

How old are you?

- 17.

- I can't buy this.

[guitar plays dissonant]

- Eh ...

sorry I ...

I just - I really really need the money

so if anything ... - I said--

- Veronica, I love you. - Stalker.

Kevin. - I can not live without you.

- What are you doing here? Did you follow me?

- I know you said you wanted it wait until monday,

but to me Monday feels like as if it were ten years

from now on, you know?

So I said "Bro, go get your girl."

- [sigh] This is really not a good time.

- I have a rose for you for any reason

why we should spend our lives together--

you, me and the baby. - It's not a baby yet.

- This is for how rad your genes and my genes

go and watch together in a new human.

This one is for when I teach him or her

how to do a perfect kickflip.

- Weird flex.

- And this one is for the fact

that you can stay here in Missouri--

- Okay, you know what? This has to stop.

I can not do it. Here are a bunch of roses.

There are a lot of reasons.

- What is she doing with my ring?

- Uh ...

Well, I need the money for ...

I'm sorry, Kevin, but I am take care of the situation.

- You are - you want to get rid of--

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I know it wasn't cold

not to tell you about breaking the condom ...

- Ho, you knew about breaking the condom?

- Yes, I'm sorry. Who even asked you that?

Why is she here anyway?

- She drives me to the place.

I can't do it in Missouri.

- Well, you can't fix it just this decision.

Kevin, we have so much life for us.

This is just-- this is what i have--

- What life, Veronica?

You're going to Brown. I will stay here.

This is our chance being together.

- No, Kevin--

- You should be grateful and count your lucky stars

that you have a husband who is so devoted to you

that he literally would track you down

to this crazy skeezy dump.

- Did you track me here?

- Well, I mean, kind of.

What are you doing? - That's so scary, Kevin!

You are a stalker! - Thank you.

- Then give me my ring.

Jesus!

- Consider your next move very carefully.

That's my ring. I paid for it.

[gun clicks]

Okay.

I pick up my phone.

I understood.

- I mean, could have just been removed

your Find My Friends app.

[register rings]

- I'll give you $ 1,300.

- We are rich! - Are you serious?

Thank you.

I do not even know how you start to thank.

This is - you are like that a lovely woman to help us.

- If this is anything comes back to me

I sew you two together like a human centipede.

Oh.

[engine hums]

- You know, it's pretty messed up

that Kevin didn't even tell you about breaking the condom.

- Not really do you want to talk about it.

- I know, I'm just saying it that you had every right

to sell that ring after what he did.

- Not really do you want to talk about it.

Can you just drop it? for now, please?

- Okay.

I'm just going turn on the radio.

[songs change quickly]

[The Clash's "Should I Stay or should I go? "

Oh oh!

♪ ♪

♪ Should I stay or should I go now? ♪

♪ Should I stay or should I go now? ♪

♪ ♪

♪ When I go, there will be problems ♪

♪ And if I stay, there will be double ♪

♪ So come ...

Okay okay okay.

- That song literally does not make any sense.

It's ... it just makes ... ok, he says

when he leaves, there will be problems,

but if he stays, will there be double?

What - the choice is clear to leave.

It is literally half the amount of effort.

- [chuckles] Wow.

Man, it must be

the most clinical interpretation

of a punk song, like ever.

- Okay, if we drive for it one more, like, five o'clock, we--

- Oh, a Gas N 'Gulp!

[screeching tires]

- Wow, I see you taking it the budget really seriously.

- Hm, oh, and you have, like, what,

three sips of water in that thing?

- We drive for 14 hours.

We can not stop every two seconds to urinate.

We should really go-- so are you ready?

- One more thing.

[ringtone]

- Hello, this one and a few more things.

- Semi-blue raspberry, half cherry

with a splash of coke on top.

- Our combo.

- Yes.

- Thank you. This is very sweet of you.

- I mean, relax. It was two for one.

- If we make enough time, we may be able to go to Roswell.

- Stop.

Hell yeah, aliens!

- Could be. - [chuckles]

- Okay?

[The Regrettes' "California Friends"]

- ♪ When I think that you might like me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I'm getting lonely too ♪

- What time is your appointment on Sunday?

We're almost in Oklahoma

where we are going a four-hour power nap ...

and we should get to some open areas

in about 18 miles, and that's going to happen

the perfect place to stop. - Fun.

I like a good open space.

♪ ♪

Ooh, we're approx to cross state lines.

You know what that means.

- No no-- - Yes.

- I don't remember that. - Three ...

- No, seriously it was ... - Two ...

- A long time ago - I don't even know-- - A.

[together] Whoo, whoo!

Boom Boom. Mm, mm.

[both squeak]

- Zoom.

Ooh.

♪ ♪

Ah!

both: Much-coach Pu!

- [laughs]

I haven't done that yet in a while.

- Yeah, I ... I really don't know

how we remembered that whole thing.

[laughs]

Wow, it's really messy in here.

What is all this have you down here

- Whoa, whoa, don't throw that.

- Why do you have a taser?

- Oh, I was hoping to keep it up some liquor stores along the way.

Hope that's cool.

- No.

- Veronica, we are two teenage girls

go through the country in the middle of the night.

I took that from my mom, okay? Can you put it in my bag?

- Okay.

- It won't defy you, Veronica.

- I don't know how they work. - Very easy.

Aim and shoot.

♪ ♪

I have extra blankets in the back.

- No, I'm okay. This will be comfortable.

Okay, deal with yourself.

- I'll set the alarm before 5:00 am, okay?

That way we are in Texas for lunch.

I have reserved $ 20 for breakfast,

so we can stop somewhere early.

And, Bailey, you really went over budget

with the jacket and all,

so can you just please be more observant?

- Got something like a PowerPoint presentation?

I'm a little bit more of a visual learner.

- You know what? Actually, yes.

Just let me pull it up very quick.

[sigh]

Where are the blankets? - In the back.

- "Self-care" huh?

- Yes, I had to post something so people wouldn't bother me.

- Of course, and so people wouldn't know you're with me.

Your stuff, really intense.

- Look at colleges with things like that,

so it is strategic.

Before we laughed with things like that,

but i guess that's not who you are no longer strategic.

- You know what?

I'm not going do this now.

We only have four hours to sleep, so I go to bed.

- Oh, let me know when you draw at once

to talk about it that you used to be nice

and did things as an aggressive ballerina

or collect Pokémon cards

and how you have become literal one of those people

who walk, talk and act exactly the same.

You know who you are?

You're Captain Picard at the end of season four.

You have assimilated in the Borg.

You don't even realize it.

- You are completely wrong as usual.

- Really? Please light me up.

- Captain Picard is assimilated

at the end into the Borg from season three.

- God, did you be good at everything?

You know what?

You're not Captain Picard, okay?

You are data.

You're a weird one information robot.

[both sighs]

Why do I feel bad now?

I am the one doing it something nice here.

And we both know you wouldn't do the same for me.

- Yes, you are right. I probably wouldn't.

[soft electronic music]

♪ ♪

- Soy. - Food?

- Yes.

I have to use the puchpa '.

♪ ♪

- What has changed?

- I just don't understand What is going on here.

- I'm suffocated here. Therefore.

Between you and that child and this house--

- She's not "that kid." She is your daughter.

- My life does not end and start Bailey every time

has a goddamn science fair or play at school

or whatever--

- Snack break. I'll get some ...

- Hey, let's go cycling.

Let's go now.

[unclear chatter]

[warm music]

[laughter]

♪ ♪

- [screams]

Ah! Ah.

- How did we miss that? Astonishing.

- Oh, no, it's half past nine. It is half past eight.

We have to go, okay? We should be in Texas now.

We have to go. Oh man.

No, not Funyuns until we are on the road.

Come on!

- Come on, I am having breakfast.

- Bailey!

Come on, seriously, Bailey, we have to go now!

We are, like, hours behind, okay?

Come on! - Ow!

Oh, stop, no!

Oh, that's really cute, okay. - [cough]

- Now there is none breakfast for none, great.

[Kirby's "I Love Me Too"]

Let's ride or die, baby! Whoo!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Baby ♪

♪ I look so good reach myself ♪

♪ I don't need anyone else ♪

♪ Real body do not wear Spanx ♪

♪ Look in the mirror and the booty says hey ♪

♪ Baby love my confidence ♪

♪ Baby love how I finesse ♪

♪ He can never like me more than me ♪

♪ He could never love me more than me ♪

♪ Oh I know my baby loves me ♪

♪ Will you take me to his mother ♪

♪ He said I got that, ooh, ah ♪

♪ And I don't give it no drama ♪

- Moo!

- ♪ I cry like ♪

♪ Girl, he said, baby I love you ♪

♪ Honey, I love me too ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Yes, yes ♪

♪ Honey, I love me too ♪

♪ mm-mm, you see it's not your fault ♪

♪ You have the IV and the sauce ♪

♪ Seems so blessed ♪

♪ Thank the Lord for the sauce and the infusion ♪

♪ Thank you, Lord for the sauce and the infusion ♪

♪ Like, whoo-hoo ♪

♪ I know my baby loves me ♪

♪ Will you take me to his mother ♪

♪ He said that I ... ♪

[together] Whoo, whoo!

- ♪ And I won't give it no drama ♪

♪ He said girl when you leave ♪ both: Muh-coach Pu!

- ♪ I cry like ♪

♪ Honey, he said, baby I love you ♪

♪ Honey, I love me too ♪

[radio static]

[Kelly Clarkson's "Since you've been gone"]

- Oh come on! Yes.

♪ Yes, yes, since you left ♪

Kelly, really?

- ♪ Why should I never never

- Okay. - ♪ Hear you say ♪

♪ I just want to be with you ♪

♪ ♪

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- I didn't say it you had to turn it off.

- What? No, no, it's fine.

♪ ♪

- You can play the music back on if you want.

- No, no, no, I'm fine.

♪ ♪

[squealing tires]

♪ ♪

- What are you doing?

♪ ♪

Whoa. - Whoo!

- What does it matter? - [screams]

- What is happening? Why did you just do that?

- Um, I'm hungry. We should eat.

- Okay.

Why do we park? way back here?

- Uh, this car is a hot commodity, man.

These small towns are, such as notorious for theft.

- They are?

- Uh, oh yeah, huge problem.

If you took your head out you book every now and then,

maybe you know things like that - you know,

learn some smart things on the street.

- Hey, smart guys,

your wallet dangles out of your backpack.

- Huh?

Wait wait--

[unclear chatter]

- You attract a lot of male attention.

- Thank you.

- Here we go.

- That's quite a car you ladies rolled into it.

What problems you all start tonight?

- Dude, mind your business.

- Whoa, whoa, easy.

I'm just trying to be hospitable.

I am Jarrod. So where are you going?

- Um, Albuquerque.

- Can I come?

- Table for two, please?

- Wherever you want. This is not from Applebee.

- Ah, just a few unsolicited advice--

if you go shoot your shot,

I recommend to zip up your fly first.

[laughter]

- What can I give you girls?

- Can I have the spaghetti and meatballs please?

- Can I have the burger please? but instead of fries

can I just get a side dish, please?

- We don't really a salad.

It just gets more from the same lettuce.

- Okay, just the burger then it's fine.

Actually I can get it some fries please?

Thank you.

- I do not know why you are so judicious.

I'm just trying to save money.

About where we are now Donna from the accounts?

- I really appreciate it interests you.

- Of course you do.

- Um, okay, so I set up $ 500 aside for the procedure.

That leaves $ 450 for gas, $ 200 for emergency fund,

and we have exactly $ 112 left over for food.

- Maybe we'll do a little brunch appointment, huh?

Speaking of which, when is your appointment tomorrow?

Veronica, you do an appointment

for tomorrow, right? - Huh?

Um, oh, well, they take walk-ins, so it's fine.

- Oh, V. - What?

- Come on. - What?

I tried to call but every time they answered,

I just panicked and hung up, so ...

- Wow, I get it, okay.

- I know. It is stupid.

- Asshole.

- Okay, well, it's not that bad.

Okay, what's going on?

- Nothing, it's okay. Here, try some lemonade.

- No, why are those agents look at the car?

- Um, kind of like a cool thing I forgot to mention

is that, um ...

that's my mother's cock car boyfriend,

and I didn't exactly do it formally ask him if I can borrow it

so he can be, like, looking for it.

- Are we driving a stolen car? - Shut up. Shut up.

[tense music]

- My God.

- It was stolen if you know the person?

The rules are very fake.

- They are not.

If the owner didn't let you drive it

then it will be stolen.

- Okay, we have to go. We have to pay.

- I don't ... I don't think so we can go on bail.

What are we doing?

♪ ♪

What are we doing?

- Excuse me. - What?

- I want to ask you...

- Can you say something helpful please?

♪ ♪

- I do not know. I'm so sorry.

♪ ♪

[unclear radio conversation]

♪ ♪

- Excuse me...

- ♪ America, America ♪ -Oh, yeah, that's our boy!

- ♪ God casts his grace upon you ♪

- Stoop. Do you think that's funny?

- ♪ And for your goods with brotherhood ♪

♪ From sea to shining sea ♪ That's enough now.

- I have a great singer here!

- Oh, shoot. My backpack was in that car.

I ... why did you lie about this? - I know.

- I can't believe you did that. - I know - I screwed up everything.

I've put this whole thing in danger.

I swear, Veronica, if I make it you miss your appointment ...

I screwed up again. - Okay, it's okay.

Take it easy. We can - we can do this.

We can find out.

- No, I should never do that have said yes.

Obviously, I cannot be relied upon for literally everything,

and we go to jail.

See, I have to ... I have to go back.

I have to explain the situation.

Maybe I can avoid it get you arrested, yes.

- What? No no no no.

Don't leave me here, okay?

I'm going to be killed when I try to travel alone.

Bailey, Bailey, I need you. - Nobody needs me.

- No, I will. I need you.

Really.

Wait!

Wait, let me go show you one thing.

- Veronica, I'm done.

- Just let me ... Just let me show you this one thing

and if I show you when you smile

then you should stay with me. - What are you talking about?

- Okay, take a look.

[buzzing melody]

- Wow, aggressive ballerina, huh?

- [buzzing melody]

- Veronica, this isn't fair. Come on.

- [buzzing melody] - [screams]

Okay, well, well, well, I'm going with you.

Okay, please stop.

Please, it's - no, no, really. Really, stop.

Veronica, stop - oh.

(soft laughter)

- Hey. [chuckles]

It's you again.

- When I asked what problem

you all came in

I thought I was just adorable.

- Yes thank you for saving us over there.

That was fun.

In fact, you might ...

can you drive us to the nearest bus station?

- Ah, we're already running a bit late

to our mate's thing on the fair grounds.

I mean, the nearest stop is probably Amarillo.

- Matthews not live in Amarillo?

- That's true. Jump in.

We take you with us to the fairgrounds,

and maybe you can light a ride

from our friend once you get there.

- Um, I don't know when we have time for it.

- Anyway, we have about two minutes

'before the police stop, so ...

[Maren Morris' "All my favorite people"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Not from everyone I will find clarity ♪

♪ Sittin 'in a back porch type of therapy ♪

♪ With a little wine, John Prine and Camel Blues ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Not everyone leave well enough alone ♪

♪ Remains bankrupt that's not their own ♪

♪ But all my favorite people ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ I don't know about it, but I know about us ♪

♪ It is what it is and we love who we love ♪

♪ Not everyone gets what we are going through ♪

♪ But all my favorite people ♪

♪ Yes, all my favorite people ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Well, I don't know about it ♪

♪ But I know about us ♪

♪ It is what it is and we love who we love ♪

♪ Not everyone gets what we are going through ♪

- Let's do this!

Okay, come on, let's go!

- ♪ All my favorites people do ♪

♪ ♪

[cheers and applause]

- Ooh, here we go!

96 try to double that lead with number 12 second.

- Whoo! Oh my God!

[laughs]

Looks like 23 lose control!

Oh why?

In the wall. 23 is out for the count.

- Let's go, Matthews!

There you go there.

Cerveza?

- I do not drink.

- Ah, you know, I thought you could say that.

- Thank you.

- What a race!

- Let's go, Matthews!

Hey, don't die, dude! You still owe me $ 20.

- This is it! The final round!

- This is so tight! - It's pretty cool.

- Let's go!

- In the lead after dominating all night,

but wait, no, 96--

here it comes around the outside!

Oh yeah! 96 takes it!

[Greta Van Fleet's "Lover, Leaver"]

♪ ♪

- ♪ Underground Thunder ♪ - Watch him go!

- ♪ Watch the castle fall ♪

- Let's go, Matthews!

- ♪ Sound of wind it takes the air ♪

♪ And winter costs us all ♪

♪ Mountain high against the sky ♪

- I can not believe it you know this man.

Matthews?

♪ ♪

- 'How are you, dude? - The star!

- Whoo!

- You, that was crazy.

- Wow, hey, wow.

- Oh, this is Bailey, Veronica.

They are two criminals we picked up

at the restaurant after the car they stable was disapproved by the police.

- Hey, I'm Kira. Is that real?

- Yeah, sort of. - No not at all.

We are not criminals in the slightest.

It was real a misunderstanding,

and we actually really do have to get back on the road.

- Where are you going? - Albuquerque.

- So you all walk to New Mexico or ...

- [chuckles] What?

No, I can't walk to New Mexico. What?

- Um, yeah, we're trying to get it to the bus station in Amarillo,

and they said that you might go there.

- I generally don't try to deal with fugitives,

but sure. Well damn?

- Oh, thank you, wow.

- Okay, I have to go drive a monster truck

above a pile of flaming Priuses. Meet me at the Funhouse in 45?

- That will be fun.

You know, funhouse.

- J, will you help me accelerate? - Sure.

- Thanks goodbye. - Bye.

- Good...

It was nice meeting you.

I'm sure I'll see you two on "America's Most Wanted."

- Unless we see you first on "American Idol."

Because singing.

Bye.

[plays country music]

Hey?

♪ ♪

Oh.

- ♪ Just a tough taker ♪

♪ Faith breaker ♪

♪ I have it in the palm of my hand from her hand ♪

♪ She's a real faker ♪

♪ World hater, better run as soon as you can ♪

♪ She is shameless ♪

- May I ask you something?

- Mmm, this Twinkie is so great.

[both speak Klingon]

- Hold on, hold on.

We are not ready our discussion.

Okay, you really didn't make it an appointment for tomorrow?

Oh my God Veronica This is insane.

You have this whole journey planned

to an inch of his life, no appointment yet.

- What are you doing?

What? No no no no no.

- Stop Stop. - Bailey, please don't.

Bailey, Bailey-- - Hello hi.

Yes, this is Veronica Clarke,

and I need ...

I need it of an abortion tomorrow, please.

Yes, I have taken a pregnancy test,

and it is positive.

About seven or eight weeks. I'm not sure.

It's pretty early.

- What? What do they say?

What do they say? Oh.

- What do they say?

- Oh, I qualify for a pill instead of surgical.

Oh, I should come back for a sequel?

Dang, no, I can't fix it two separate appointments,

so I think it's surgical.

Yes, I have someone go with me

to my appointment actually.

She is amazing, and actually super smart

but don't brag about it.

Like, this majestic man ...

yes, ma'am, sorry, sorry.

Okay, what's the earliest I can get?

08:00.?

- Eh ...

Yes Yes, That is perfect.

- Okay, I'll take it. Okay thanks.

Is everything alright? - Jaaa Jaaa.

Today was crazy, and I kinda ... I do not know.

The phone call alone made it real. My heart is pounding.

Yes, my heart is pounding too

but i think of it the fried Twinkie.

It is not surprising.

Like one in four women grab them.

- Yes, no, I know.

It's just surgery in a clinic with doctors.

It's a big deal.

Anyway ...

is there anything else you might want to talk about--

that whole Kira thing?

- Oh, look, take a ride. Let's do it, come on.

Wait, Bailey.

It seems you might like ...

the Slinger, but you are just nervous about it?

- I'm not nervous about the Slinger.

I just don't do you want to talk about it.

- But you like the Slinger?

- Oh my God, Veronica, yeah i like girls okay?

Is that a problem?

- No not at all. That's ... it's great.

I just didn't know.

- There are many things you do not know.

- I mean, I'm honored to be the first person

that you, like, came out.

- [chuckles] Bitch, what?

I went to my mother for years.

Like, five of my cousins, my entire "X-Files" fan forum,

Doug from the bank. - Okay, okay, I get it.

- [laughs]

- Does your father know?

- Oh, we don't been real

keeping in touch a lot lately.

It's not really his fault.

He's just really busy with his plant shop stuff.

♪ ♪

- How long have you known?

- Since Tammy Clannahan and her shiny hair

in fifth grade, I think.

- Tammy clammy hands?

Why wouldn't you do that? told me that?

- Want everyone in town know that you are pregnant?

- No, but I think ... - No, same.

Church, gossip, it's a hell of a show

and I don't really wants to be part of it.

[laughs] - oh!

- [screams] - Oh my God!

- I like girls! - Yes, you know that!

- Yes, I like girls! - Whoo, man!

Oh!

- The first time I masturbated

was for Emma Watson in "Deathly Hallows"!

- Part one or part two? - Part one, of course!

[screams] - Oh my God!

- [screams] Oh my God!

- oh! - [laughs]

Oh man, oh!

- I am pregnant! - Hell yes!

- Yes, I am pregnant, and I get an abortion!

- [laughs] Yes!

We are gay and pregnant!

- We are gay, and we are pregnant!

- We are gay and pregnant!

♪ ♪

- ♪ Coming and you drive me ♪

♪ Yes, you drive me on ♪

♪ ♪

- Okay, there's a bus who leaves in an hour,

who will get us to Albuquerque at 9:00 am.

How are we going to get there? at 8:00 am?

- Hi there.

Sorry to interrupt, but we couldn't help but eavesdrop.

Are you all looking for a lift? to New Mexico?

- We're going to Albuquerque.

- Eh ...

Yes, yes, actually we are.

Hello, I am Veronica. This is Bailey.

Our car just broke down

and we have really scramble

to get our butts there.

Wait, guys Heading to Albuquerque?

- Yes, let's go to see my mother ...

- That's right.

- But when we saw it this carnival,

we just had to stop.

- I mean we wouldn't wanna be like, a burden for you

or something. We don't have real money.

- Oh, no, no, no, quiet, please--

as one of our daughters was stranded,

we hope someone would do the same.

- Yes.

- I just hope you are doing well singing with this one

Peter, Paul and Mary the whole trip.

- Wow, you guys are a godsend.

Oh. - Hey guys.

The truck is behind.

- Uh, hey, we really won't be who need more ride.

- Yes, people found to take us all the way there.

Oh.

- So we'll bring the car around the front

and meet you in 15? - Great, thank you guys.

You are great. Thank you.

- Thanks. - Bye.

- I'm going to pee.

You know, long drive and everything.

- You want to check out the fun house

before you have to go?

- Oh, yes, I will, yes. It was nice meeting you.

- I meant by me, you fool.

["Alaska" by Maggie Rogers]

♪ ♪

- ♪ I was out for a walk through icy streams ♪

♪ That was breathtaking ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Move slowly through westward water ♪

♪ About glacial surfaces ♪

♪ And I walked away from you ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And I walked away an old me ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh me, oh my ♪

♪ I thought it was a dream ♪

♪ So it seemed ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And now, take a deep breath, I breathe in ♪

[laughter]

- Oh my God, I'm stuck.

[laughs]

Oh oh.

Eh ...

- Would it be good if I kissed you

- Well I ... - I apologize.

No, it's ... we don't have to. - No no no no no.

I'm just warning you that I could be

a little bad at it.

I never really have done it before.

- Which is good.

- ♪ Now take a deep breath I breathe in ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I, there is air in between ♪

♪ Leave me alone I exhale ♪

♪ ♪

♪ You and I, there is air in between ♪

♪ ♪

- Thanks again guys so much for the ride.

- Oh, of course, honey. We are so happy to help.

So what do you two have? on your way to Albuquerque anyway?

- Eh-- - My father lives there.

- Oh, you must be excited to see him.

- [whispers] Wait, really?

We don't take the I-40 all the way there?

According to the maps, it says--

shoot, my phone dies.

- The 40's going crazy toward Amarillo,

so just take a shortcut.

- Here I can recharge your phone here.

- Okay thanks.

- Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, wake up.

- Where are we?

- Dude, I have to pee so bad, I can almost taste it.

Where the hell are we?

[soft dramatic music]

Maybe we just got out from Albuquerque,

and this is their stop?

- Are you going in there? - Yes.

I mean, they are nice people and we have to go back

on the way, so ...

- Okay, well, resembles the house

from the Conjure verse, anyway.

♪ ♪

Hey?

Hey?

- Beauties, aren't they?

- oh! - Oh, shit!

Oh oh. - Hi.

- Paul, Joseph, Sarah, Rebecca, Mark Junior and Mary.

- Don't let him fool you, girls.

When they were younger, he needed a cheat sheet

to keep them all straight.

- Of course, the doctor told us Joseph would be our last,

but then, just when we got it the last to leave the house,

he delivered our latest miracle.

- Yes, show it what the doctors know.

- That's right.

I'm sorry, but where are we?

- This is our house.

Oh, we tried to tell you but you were fast asleep.

I hope you do not mind.

It was on the way so we thought we would stop

and have breakfast.

- That's very sweet of you.

Thanks, but we really don't have much time, so ...

- I hope you like pancakes.

- Let's join forces.

Lord, thank you for this lavish meal

we are about to receive, And thanks

to our new, special friends.

We appreciate your guidance And thanks

to entrust us to spread your word.

Amen. - Amen.

- Amen. - Oh man.

- So girls--

- Actually - I'm sorry-- I have to go to the toilet.

- Oh, at the top of the stairs, first door on the left.

- Thanks. - Sure.

Mother, you exceeded it yourself with these flapjacks.

Oh.

Can you believe it? I forgot the coffee.

Mark, you can be a sweetheart and put the kettle on?

Orange juice, Veronica?

- Um, no thanks.

- Very nice of you to accompany your friend

all the way to New Mexico.

It's a great hike from Missouri.

- Yes, I know, but she would do the same for me.

Oh.

- Sorry, I don't remember tell you

we were from Missouri.

Oh.

[tense music]

♪ ♪

I should be honest.

I have a little of making a confession.

You see, at the carnival, Mark and I

we couldn't help it but eavesdropping on your friend

make that appointment for you.

Now there is no cause for alarm.

We were just so over the moon when we heard that God

you had given this miracle of life.

♪ ♪

- You know, I think it's kind of that time

where to go back on the road,

so you would like to give me my phone back, please?

♪ ♪

- What are you hoping for?

Boy or girl? - Neither.

- Okay, but if you have to choose.

- I do not know-- girl i guess

but thanks for charging-- - Oh, a little girl.

Oh, I just think so that you and Kevin--

that you would be such wonderful parents.

- Did you just say "Kevin"?

- Your loving boyfriend.

He called while you were sleeping.

♪ ♪

Hello, Bailey. - [screams]

- No-- Mark!

- We have to get out of here! - I'm aware!

- Wait.

- [screams] - Wait!

[both speak Klingon]

- They already are speaking in tongues?

- [screams]

[exciting music]

Oh my God. - Oh, catch.

- Understood.

♪ ♪

- Don't start that vehicle!

- Eat me straight guy!

♪ ♪

[blaring horn]

What the hell is that?

♪ ♪

- To drive!

♪ ♪

Oh, my God, oh.

♪ ♪

- Girls, why don't we stop

and we'll talk about it

in the crisis pregnancy center.

We just love to help women

make smart, informed decisions.

- This is why you always choose the ride

from the hot lesbian!

♪ ♪

- Oh man.

♪ ♪

Oh! - [screams]

Sorry.

♪ ♪

- Oh, my god, a fence! There is a fence!

♪ ♪

- We just wanted to give it to you some medical advice.

Did you know that having an abortion

could result in you

not have the opportunity get pregnant in the future?

- That is not true! I Googled it!

And that's fair a very problematic lie

to spread!

♪ ♪

- Dead cows?

Gross. - I do not like it.

I do not like it. - Gross.

♪ ♪

- Oh my God!

- Here we go!

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

- No. - [screams]

♪ ♪

[both panting]

- Huh. - Are you OK?

- Yes. - I think we lost him.

That was unbelievable!

- I'm just like Vin Diesel behind the wheel.

- That's from Kevin favorite actor.

[both screaming]

♪ ♪

Oh God. Oh what should we do?

♪ ♪

Eh ...

♪ ♪

We have to do something.

- Let's continue. - What?

- Just kidding!

I'm doing a "Thelma and Louise "thing.

We are not driving off a cliff.

But maybe - maybe not should know that.

Oh.

♪ ♪

[both screaming]

- Oh - oh, come here!

- Oh, okay, okay, okay.

- What are we doing? - Wait.

- Oh, damn.

Damn, damn, damn!

Sweetheart, There has been an accident.

Not me ... uh, girls?

Is it going well?

I do not know. I have to check.

I'll call you.

- Okay, let's go.

- Guys, I think this was a misunderstanding, you know?

♪ ♪

Look, we both said a few things, okay?

♪ ♪

[bird creaks]

- We're going to die. I need food.

I need water.

- I didn't post in ten hours.

- That is what are you worried about?

We are going to starve here, Veronica.

I'd have one of those pancakes

from Karen and Mike Pence on this point.

- She hasn't even charged my crazy phone.

- I still have some juice.

No reception.

Could really use one currently printed maps.

If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.

[train whistle sounds]

- Wait, we can ... - Whoa, whoa, that's it!

We just jump on the train like old-fashioned bums!

- Yeah, okay, let's go. - Yes!

- Can you say hobo?

- It felt weird when I said it!

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

- Okay, here's the plan!

Jump, grab, hold on tight! - Understood!

♪ ♪

- We jump to three! - Okay.

- Okay okay.

[together] A...

Two...

Three!

- Trains go fast.

- This is a joke.

[laughs] This is a joke.

[sigh] I shouldn't be here.

I shouldn't be here!

I should be able to to just walk down the street

and open a door and just waltz in it

and say "Hello, my name is Veronica.

"My friend is an asshole. Here's my $ 500.

"Oh, oh, yeah, I'd like a cup of water.

"Thank you so much.

That's so sweet of you." But no.

No!

Instead, I literally

had to drive 996 miles,

and now I'm stranded in this freaking field

in the middle of nothing, and the train--

the stupid train won't slow down!

Why the hell

do you need to obtain parental consent

to have an abortion, but not actually give birth to a human child?

Ugh!

Fuck you, Missouri State Legislature!

- Veronica. - What?

- There is a bus stop that city with our name on it.

Oh.

[sign crack]

- [exhales]

Well we're 3 1/2 hours away

and your appointment in 30 minutes.

And my phone died.

Not good.

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

[phone rings]

- Hey.

Hey?

♪ ♪

- Bailey, come here!

Hey?

Mitch, we need a limo! - Dude, it's closed.

Come on. - There's someone in there.

Mitch!

Oh.

- Who sent you?

- Um, sorry to bother you,

but we really need to get to Albuquerque.

- Okay, come in.

Come on. Come on.

- Eh ...

- What's in Albuquerque?

- Actually it is a bit something personal.

- Tell me why you came here. - She needs an abortion.

- Where did you say? you come from

- Missouri.

The law there don't let me get one

without my parents knowing so we had to go

all the way to New Mexico.

- Ha!

Great government think they can tell people

what they can and cannot do with their bodies.

It makes me sick.

They want us to suckle on their teat,

drink their fluoride water,

and brush our teeth every day like small gears

in their machine.

- Don't brush -

[pound table]

- How much money do you have?

- Uh, we can pay you ...

$ 600.

- I'm pulling a limo around.

- Ah, yes, thank you, Mitch.

Mitch is a distraction. The name is Bob.

Oh.

[rock and roll music]

♪ ♪

- Oh my God.

Is that the first limo ever made?

- Wow.

- ♪ Get the bag ♪

♪ Take it home ♪

♪ In the morning 'before the sun comes up ♪

♪ We're going to drive ♪

- You know, some people take a limo to the prom.

We're taking it to an abortion.

- Well, I have a limo to prom too.

♪ ♪

Okay, so if I do called the clinic,

they only had two agreements about ...

a 10:00 a.m. and a 1:00 p.m.

Of course we have every 10:00 am

or we won't be home on time,

and my parents will find out, what would suck.

- Well, you called all alone?

My little V is growing up.

[Kelly Clarkson's "Since you've been gone"]

- Stop!

♪ Here's the thing ♪

[together] ♪ We started with friends ♪

♪ It was cool, but it was all like ♪

♪ Yes, yes, since you left ♪

♪ ♪

- ♪ Committed to you ♪

♪ You took your time ♪

♪ Did not last ♪

[together] ♪ Until I called you mine ♪

♪ Yes, yes ♪

- ♪ Since you left ♪

♪ ♪

♪ And everything you would ever do hear me say ♪

♪ Is how I introduced myself with you ♪

♪ That's it would you ever hear me say ♪

♪ But since you left ♪

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

[together] ♪ I'll go on like this ♪

♪ Yes, yes ♪

♪ Thanks to you, now i get ♪

- ♪ I get what I want ♪

- Whoo! - Whoo!

- ♪ Since you left ♪

- You know what?

- Yes!

- Wait! Wait, stop!

Wait.

♪ ♪

[together] ♪ Over and over ♪

♪ And again and again ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Since you left ♪

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

♪ I'll go on like this, yes, yes ♪

- ♪ Thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get ♪

♪ I get what I want ♪

♪ ♪

♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

- New Mexico!

♪ ♪

[together] Whoo, whoo!

- ♪ Thanks to you ♪

♪ Now I get ♪

♪ You should know ♪

♪ I get that ♪

♪ I get what I want ♪

[both speak Klingon]

- ♪ Since you left ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Since you left ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Since you left ♪

[ringtone]

[phone rings]

- Hi. - Hi.

- Hey guys.

- Stop studying and come by.

- Yes, come by.

Kaylee finally solved the mystery.

- What?

- Okay, listen to me.

It's Bailey Butler. - Isn't that crazy?

- You know, it must be.

Everyone denied it

and someone saw her at the waste container.

Moreover, they are always the loners that are in secret

with tons of freaky sex with other weirdos.

- What do you think, Ronnie?

You know her best from someone.

- I don't know her that well.

I do not know why you keep saying that.

- Everything OK? You sound strange.

- Do you think it was her?

- What do you think, Ronnie? - Come on, is it her?

- Jaaa Jaaa, probably you are right.

I mean, she seems lonely so maybe she is

hook up with random people. Who knows.

- Oh, my God, that's so sad.

- Yes, I actually-- I have to go,

but i will talk to you guys soon, okay?

- Okay bye. - Bye.

- Bye.

- Wow.

I am so stupid.

- Bailey.

[sigh] I ... you know

I had to say something. - Bob, stop!

- What should I say?

Bailey - Bailey, come on.

Come on, we are in the middle of nowhere.

Could you please talk to me for a second?

It just was a stupid phone call.

- That was clear me nonsense

all this time!

- No, I was mating.

If something, I was kidding them.

- Oh well if that's true that's even worse.

You like me, and you're still selling me out?

You don't even defend me?

You would literally do anything

to simply maintain this fake, perfect image

of yourself you made. - That is--

You used me for a ride

and then you talk garbage about me.

You're lying to your own best friends

about your abortion? - It's complicated.

- Why can't you just tell them,

hey, if you are such besties?

- See, that's not me such as the type of person

that's just assumed to have an abortion.

- [laughs]

Veronica, you are just the kind of person

who gets an abortion and then don't tell anyone.

The same kind of person

who would just fall their best friend for a dime.

- Do you know why?

Have you ever thought about why?

- Yeah, you know, I had lots of time to think about it

when I sat in the lunchroom

every day alone.

- You know, you made it so hard to be your friend.

You just wanted Getting in trouble,

and then you would have fun mine because I didn't

and you made me feel like a loser for care

about school, and it was like you were ... you were mad at me

for doing well and being happy. I do not know.

It was ... God, and then, remember when I invited you

until my 14th birthday, and you snuck into a bottle of amaretto

and vomited everywhere my birthday cake?

- Nobody likes carrot cake. - I do.

You have changed, Bailey.

- Yes, because my parents got divorced.

I'm so sorry it couldn't be me

happy and perfect for you all the time.

- I never needed you To be perfect.

Just normal.

- Veronica, you know what? Go back to your car.

Go to your appointment. Stick to your beloved plan.

- Please don't do this.

Bailey ...

You know I need someone over there at my clinic.

- Someone? - Okay--

- Are you serious now? - That is not what I meant.

- That's exactly what do you mean.

- No, that's not it.

- I'm alone here because you need "someone".

Well Bob - Bob is someone Turn right?

So why don't you do it? just go with him?

You know what, Veronica? You have a great abortion.

Take a picture for the gram. - Screw you!

Okay, Bob, let's go.

- You don't have to worry about anything.

- How long is this gonna take? - Two clicks after 0800 hours.

20, 30 minutes.

- Ugh!

[soft dramatic music]

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Bob, we can just fix it a quick stop?

- Hi how are you with that drink?

- Oh, yeah, I know it's weird

but surprisingly it's really good.

- No I know.

Another girl entered and she let me try hers.

- She has this exact same drink?

- Yeah, exactly the same.

- The semi-blue raspberry, half cherry

with a splash of coke? - And a splash of Coke.

Yes, yes, how are you?

a meme or a challenge or something?

- Um, uh ...

- ♪ I can breathe for the first time ♪

♪ I'm moving--

- Bob, Bob, she's come!

She came. She's here.

She's here somewhere.

Wait, but when she came for me

why wouldn't she did you call me?

- Why else would she be here?

- We have to go, Bob.

[soft dramatic music]

Oh, I found it.

Okay, in 2.3 miles, you turn left.

- Yes, but when we go, you are are you going to miss ten hundred.

I mean your 10.00 am appointment.

♪ ♪

- It's alright.

- Look, she appears like a tough boy.

I'm sure what it is she'll be fine.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- That's a beautiful plant.

Are you going to help your mother? plans it?

Yes? Thank you very much.

Good day.

♪ ♪

- Welcome to Butler's. May I help you?

Bailey.

- Hey, Dad.

- What are you doing here?

- I do not know. Just in transit.

I thought I'd come and say hello.

I've thought since I've been here we could, like,

go eat or something.

- I wish you had called ahead. I'm a little busy now.

- Yes, no, you are right. I should have called.

I do not know. I just thought ...

- Was always too impulsive.

- Yes correct, like, crazy Bailey?

What will she do? next, you know?

Oh, a rock, ooh, ha, ha.

Ah, ho.

- Do you need money? Is that why you are here?

I sent your mother check when I can,

but it is a slow time of the year

and I just try get by as it is.

- No, no, Dad, that ...

Look, I'm sorry. I should have called.

You're right, and I'm ...

- Give your father a call next time, will you?

- Right, yes.

Goodbye, I guess.

- Are you kidding me?

- Well damn are you doing here?

- Veronica Clarke?

- I'm sorry, I ...

she drove hundreds miles to see you

and you don't even go with her food?

- Please don't do this.

- You think so as a father is just sending

a few checks a year, and that's that?

- I do not need to explain myself.

I never expected every father of the year awards.

Your mother wanted children

and I wanted to be with your mother.

It seemed like a nice trade-off when the relationship

went well, but when that faded,

what was i about?

- What were you left with?

You know ... you know something about this person here?

Do you know she speaks? three different languages

and somehow knows the lyrics for every song ever made?

And she is undaunted.

You are fearless - above all behind the wheel

of a GMC Yukon.

You don't just miss out on anything about knowing your daughter.

You miss knowing one of the most unique,

passionate, incredible people

on the surface of the planet-- Okay, that's enough.

You are both young.

When you get a little older you realize

which you don't always get what you want in life.

I think you should go.

- What are you doing? Oh--

[Taser crackles]

- oh! - oh!

- Okay, we have to go! We have to go!

We have to go now! - I didn't kill him!

I didn't kill him - right? Have I?

You're a creep. Who does that?

What what what? - Wait.

I apologize. I apologize.

Not just for the fight today but for the last four years.

I've never thought about it from your perspective,

and I don't know what I am I'll make it up to you.

- Well, give my dad a bag was a good start.

Whoa, what about your appointment?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, no!

- I had to come and look for you, so I'll take the last one.

- Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait wait wait.

You chose me over the risk will your parents find out?

You damn fool that is so nice!

Okay let's go! Let's go!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- She's not feeling, okay?

I know that is your instincts now

but it's just not a great idea.

♪ ♪

- Girls ...

Like friendship were not a construct

designed to tie one up, well, I would say

you two would make terribly fine friends.

Thanks for everything, Bob.

- No, thank you, Victoria.

- Oh, Veronica. - [screams]

Are you serious?

- Okay, I thought it was too late.

I really need to talk to you. - No, mm-mm.

- I have this.

- Okay, I'm going are you going to sign up.

- How - how did you actually know that I was here

- That Kate lady you are stayed in Texas,

she told me--

seems super dope, a bit intense.

I thought you two would here are, like, hours ago.

- Yes, well, it has been a long journey.

You know you can't stop me from doing this.

- No listen I know and you are right.

Okay, this isn't about me want a baby.

I want you, okay?

I still want to be with you even though you do this.

- I appreciate that. I do.

But now I would just do it prefer it when you weren't there.

- Are you joking?

[stammers]

I was just so nice. - Excuse me?

- What are you doing then? want from me?

You know, I said I'm sorry five times already

about the condom thing or whatever, okay?

I am here to comfort you in your time of need,

and it is like you don't even realize it

I had three other things going on this weekend.

It's like you don't even do it wants to be with me completely.

- You are absolutely right.

- What?

- I was not sure for a long time,

and that's unfair to you and I'm sorry

because you've been a very nice boyfriend,

but you are not the person

where I want to be for the rest of my life.

- I don't think you can hear yourself now,

but you sound crazy, okay?

Maybe, like, the baby fluids work their way up

to your brain or something?

Like, I don't know. I am not a doctor.

But what I do know is this is not really what you want to do.

- No it is. Absolutely.

Come on - am I. really the person ...

- You know what?

Either we stay together or I'll tell everyone at school

about your top secret abortion.

- You know, go for it.

I do not care.

- [spot]

Well, I will.

You know what?

It would be a surprise but my dad bought me a jet ski

for graduation, and now you are will never set foot on it.

- Wow.

- Veronica Clarke?

We actually can't have your friend back there.

I am so sorry.

- Oh, is ... is that okay?

- Yes, it is fine.

Please.

What happens now?

- You can relax.

We're just going to talk for a few minutes.

- Okay.

- I have a few questions, and then I'll walk with you

through the whole process.

No surprises.

First, is this your decision?

Are you forced In each case?

- No.

I mean yeah yeah this is my decision.

I want to do this. - Okay good.

You have a choice between local anesthesia

or sedation.

In short, during an operation you can be numb or awake

or asleep.

- I can be asleep?

Then, yes, sure ... certainly that option.

- Okay good. Last question.

Do you have someone to take you home?

- Yes my friend.

- Okay great, you're doing great.

So here's the plan.

First you change in your dress.

Warning - it's not cute.

[soft dramatic music]

Then you get a vaginal ultrasound.

It is not fun, but it doesn't hurt

and you don't have to look on the monitor

if you don't want to.

♪ ♪

Next we will take some blood and we'll hook you up

to an IV.

♪ ♪

Then you sit down with other women

who are waiting for an operation.

♪ ♪

And then to the operating room.

The anesthetist will place a mask

on your face, and you will sleep in seconds.

The doctor has a wand that he will put in you

and remove the fetus.

You are in and out in less than ten minutes.

♪ ♪

You wake up

in the recovery room safe and sound.

♪ ♪

And that's it.

♪ ♪

- Can I tell you something?

To be honest, I am quite nervous.

- Which is good. It is normal.

And I have a feeling you're going to do fine.

♪ ♪

- You live!

Oh, they wouldn't let me see you,

so I just assumed you were dead.

- Aw.

No, I'm fine. - How do you feel?

♪ ♪

- Relieved.

♪ ♪

And hungry.

- Food? Okay.

- Mm-hmm, while I was gone I had them put in an IUD

so...

- Oh, so our last abortion road trip, huh?

- I know, too bad, right?

- [laughs]

So when are we going to talk? about the fact

that we have about $ 20 and no way to go home?

- Yes I know.

I just have to make it a quick phone call.

- Yes, probably make your own.

♪ ♪

[together] Mom?

Hi.

- I confiscated Fil's car. - I need your help.

♪ ♪

Well, this is me.

- Yes, that's your house.

Good...

- Thank you for...

come and, you know,

do all those things.

We don't have to say goodbye or something.

I mean, school is tomorrow. I'll see you there, so ...

- Yes. - Yes.

- Yes, no, I know. You're right.

OK, I'll see you later.

- Bye.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Hey.

Have a seat.

- I know you're angry. Can I just say something?

I don't feel bad about the abortion.

I feel like I have to but not me.

I know I made the right choice for me.

I just, I ...

I am very scared that you're gonna hate me.

- I hate you?

Veronica...

how could you even think that?

No I love you.

But I'm not going to lie to you.

The choice you made ...

that's not a thing I can just ...

It is not the choice I would have made

not the one who made your sister.

I'm not sure I'll do it ever understood.

I apologize.

What I know is I love you sweetheart.

I love you so much more than all that, okay?

- Okay.

[tender music]

♪ ♪

[unclear chatter]

- Ronnie, oh, my God. We've heard a lot.

- Oh, you must be devastated.

- Survive a breakup is cruel,

but you bounce back. - Yes.

- Oh, did you hear it?

Someone has been arrested with a locker full of Adderall.

How aggressive is that?

And you know I've already looked at it

and I think Connor is at the top of my list

because of everything ... - The pregnancy test was mine.

- Wait what? - Oh my God.

- Yes.

- I can't believe it's you only tackled this.

[From Linda Perry "White Line Runaways"]

♪ ♪

- I do not have.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Behind headlamps ♪

♪ ♪

♪ They are behind ♪

- Hi.

♪ ♪

- ♪ Never look back ♪

♪ ♪

- [chuckles]

- ♪ White lines ♪

♪ Broken on the highway ♪

♪ You and I run as two runaways ♪

♪ We have to keep going ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how far ♪

♪ How far ♪

♪ ♪

- Wait, where are we?

I thought we were supposed to to go to Gas N 'Gulp.

- [laughs] Oh, uh, yeah.

That's - that's not real where we are going.

- Where are we going then?

- Well remember when you said can we go to roswell?

- No. - Mm-hmm.

- No no-- - Yes!

- ♪ Nothing to hide ♪

♪ ♪

♪ White lines broken on the highway ♪

♪ You and me run like two runaways ♪

♪ We have to keep going ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how far ♪

♪ How far ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Ooh, let's go to go outside

♪ ♪

♪ We're going to make it ♪

♪ We're going to kick our way out ♪

♪ ♪

♪ White lines broken on the highway ♪

♪ You and me run like two runaways ♪

♪ We have to keep going ♪

♪ Doesn't matter how far ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

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♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Oh, here we go ♪

♪ ♪

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪