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They are real fresh.

Just a minute.

I'll be right with you.

You want a carrot?

I want a kiss.

You can have this.

Ma'am, may I borrow this?

Have a nice day.

Damn it.

Sorry, old pal.

- Three... Yes. three thousand dollars seems like a fair price.

three thousand dollars for that? three hundred.

Is he missing a leg or something?

three hundred dollars

Come on, he's great horse. It's real embarrassing

My final offer: three hundred dollars.

Sorry Joe, this is our last carrot.

At least you will be eating every day.

What took you so long? Living it up to stud farm?

Well, here's number three.

- You really pack it away. - I like good food.

- Just good food? - And good company.

- How about dinner? - You already had yours.

Is there a motel nearby?

Try Maude. The first house in the village.

A big bed, a hearty breakfast, and it will cost you almost nothing.

Hey Maude? Get to work.

Hold your horses.

Is that your circus wagon out there?

You're Renegade Luke, aren't you?

- Please to meet you. - I wouldn't be so sure.

Are you the right guy, or aren't you?

- If you were a friend wants to see you. - What friend?

It could be a guy called Moose.

Does that ring a bell?

Alright, what's the story with Moose?

So?

He is rotting in a State prison. You're the only guy who he can trust.

- If you ask me he's nuts. - You wait here.

- Keep the change. - That's two dollars short.

- Sorry Maude, I got to go. - Well, you have my address.

Hell of a place to have a Renegade Squad reunion.

- Yeah, what made you change your address? - They might call it: homicide

- I was running down some guy on purpose. - I don't buy it.

Hell, if you'd been but the jury. They set me up.

- Give me their names. - Forget about it.

I brought you here because I wanna talk about another problem I have.

- What is it? - Well, it's a long story.

- The fact is I have a son. - Great. How old is he?

14. Going on 25. You know the kind: A tough kid.

- Just like his dad. - I even had plans. Can you Imagine.

Me, worried about the future? I'll be dead if it ain't true.

- I even own some land. - I can't believe it.

I won it in a poker game, but it's all legal. I've got it all here.

It's a beautiful place, called Greenhaven.

It is a valley in northern Arizona.

It's got a house right on the lake. Like a picture book story.

So what do you want me for?

I put the land on the kid's name, but he's only 14, so that is now illegal.

- So? - So, I signed his custody over to you.

- You got to be kidding. - It's all on the last page.

Which makes you his guardian until he's 16.

No way. I ain't gonna sign that.

You don't have to. My cell mate is the best forger in the state.

I can't have a kid taken along with me.

Child abandonment is a very serious offense, Luke.

- Besides he's a great kid. Ain't he? - How would I know?

- No, not him. That annoying... - That's my boy.

He's a brat, but on the trip he will start growing.

Like athlete's foot.

- What trip? - To Greenhaven.

You ain't been listening to me.

I want you to settle down there and keep an eye on the kid.

Sorry, Moose.

What you need is a nice guy...

What I need is a good solid son-of-a-bitch.

You don't have to do nothing you don't want. Thanks anyway. No hard feelings.

No hard feelings?

You no good son-of-a-bitch...

I love you, Luke.

Trouble, big trouble.

Are you talking to me?

Get your feet down, and clean up the mess.

The only reason you're still in one piece is

because you're related to a friend of mine.

But I'm warning you: Don't play smart ass with me. You got the picture?

The only reason I'm in this horseshit- factory is because Moose wants in that way.

But there ain't no one gonna tell me what to do.

- It's obvious you take me for some idiot. - I don't know you that well, not yet.

You will, kid. You will.

I'm thirsty. Oh sorry, I ain't supposed to say that?

There's drinks in the cooler.

- Hey, Old Reye, Old Red Eye. - That's whiskey.

The good life.

Weird, you and Moose being friends. Such annoying he comes around with a wimp.

- At least you've got a nice horse. What's his name? - Joe Brown.

Pass, pass. You have got the whole of road.

- Step on it. - I can't. Not with Joe Brown in the back.

Withers. They got a kick out of scaring horses.

- What a hell of a time to take a beer. - Just drive and hold.

- Nice shot. Good going, Matt. - Thanks. - What are we stopping for?

Well, they had their fun, now it's our turn.

I can't see them from here. Are they getting out?

Yeah, now they're getting out.

They look around and they spot us.

They're coming after us. Not running but moving fast.

They don't look happy. You're sure this is a good idea?

No sweat. They're starting to jog now.

- Yeah, right. They look really pissed off. - The madder, the better.

- They're getting close. - I see them now.

- What the hell are you waiting for? - No sweat. Come on boys, charge.

- They're gonna get us. - Not if we move.

The faster they go, the faster we go. And vice versa.

- They're slowing down. - Then we slow down.

- They stop. - Then we stop

They are dead. They've had it.

Anger can work miracles, if you know what buttons the push. Watch this.

This is another one of your jokes, right?

Right?

This time we get him.

Let's go.

Go get the truck.

- It is back there. - Go get it.

You go get the truck.

Here you are. Another beans for the gentleman...

And a burger for the young man.

- Your son? - Hell no. He's my brother.

Well, enjoy brothers.

Why don't you ask her out. Maybe she has got a sister.

Aren't you interested in any other sports?

Yeah. Sharp shooting.

- Yeah, with your big mouth. - I can bullseye anything.

- You? - Watch this.

Good shot.

- I'll get some help. - Get back here.

- Just one more time. - Cut it out.

Hey, don't turn around.

- What's the matter? - The truckers.

What?

I don't think they'd recognize me but they got a good look at you.

So, get down and tie your shoes.

- Who owns a dead meat horse out there? - Which, the one in the trailer?

- Hooked up to a jeep? - Yeah. - From a guy and a kid? - Yeah!

- That broke your windshield? And made you run like... - Yeah.

Well, then you must be looking for me.

- Good going. - Just lucky.

- Keep the change. - You're two dollar short.

- Ah, never mind. On the house. - Thanks.

- Maude, I... - Yeah, so am I.

- I heard Joe Brown neighing. - What do you expect him to do, meows?

Come here, move it.

Get that bucket and fill it up with water.

- What? - Just do it.

Great job. They're getting out.

The kid had a TV on, full blast. He just loves that Miami Vice.

- Hey man, what's with you? - What do you mean?

The guy in the window meant business. He wasn't playing any game.

We are sure through did the one.

- You always even your scores like that? - Why not? As long as I am in choice.

Why? What was I supposed to do? Going for their throats?

- Don't you want any respect? - I don't need that kind of respect.

I've only been with you for two days, and we had four close fall.

I was just thinking the same thing. So what do you want?

- Three cheeseburgers, a large fries... - Hey, take it easy.

What's the matter?

This is all that stands between us and starvation.

- Two hamburgers and two cokes, please. - 3.95. Drive on.

Get ready, Joe Brown.

Forget that, they're no suckers for your horse trick in this town.

- How do you know about that? - From Moose.

- Who else? - So what you wanna do? Rob an old lady?

- No. Card pinning. - What is that?

You shuffle a card in the deck, throw the deck in the air and spear his card.

And when they figure out the trick, they turn us to the dogs.

- No way. - Why not?

- There is no trick. - Oh sure, no trick.

Listen, if you're too chicken, you can wait outside.

How about a game, mister?

Sure, why not.

- What the hell you think you're doing? - I'm sorry. I'm not too good with it.

You're damn sure. He almost stuck my head.

I'm sorry. With a knife it would be a different story.

- What can you do with a knife? - I can bullseye a playing card in mid air.

That's the biggest line of bull I've heard in years, kid.

You can even hide the card in a full deck.

Well wait. Wait a minute.

You mean to say that if I throw a deck of cards

into the air, you catch one with the knife?

Yeah, but not just any one. The one of your choice.

- In a deck of 52 cards? - Sure, you wanna bet?

You hear this hotshot? You got some mouth, kid.

According to you I have got a 1-52 chance, right?

According to me you're lucky if you hit the wall.

Alright, I'll bet you $1 against 52 of yours that I hit the card of your choice.

- Alright, you're on. This will teach you. - I bet you all I got: $10.

- But I don't have got $520. - You don't know how lucky you are.

My dad would lock me in the woodshed if you were talking like that.

Yes, all these kids nowadays are a bunch of smart allics.

Maybe, but money talks. And bullshit walks

Listen, why don't we give this punk a lesson?

Let's give him a whip of $500 and then have a round of you listed.

- Here's mine five. - Who's got more?

That's great. Thanks.

We teach him a lesson.

It's Saturday night.

More? More here. Let me borrow your hat.

We make fun tonight.

It's great. We want a good beer.

- 500 bucks against your 10. - Here you go.

- Hold the hat. We need a deck of cards. - Take these.

Oh, great. Which card you want?

I already told you? Pick the card of your choice.

Is Jack of diamonds okay? Jack of diamonds.

- You can out for 45. - I'm ready when you are.

- The drought is over. Here comes the beer. - Come on, already. Hurry up.

Jack of diamonds.

My knife.

- You throw a mean knife, kid. - Can someone give me a ride?

- I said: Can someone give me a ride? - Oh, uh, I'm heading north.

So am I.

Come on. Let's get out of here, Luke.

A mile to the gas station? 150.

It was real smart of you to call my name. We're lucky we're still in one piece.

You can eat and sleep now.

Thank you, old pal.

I've never seen so many all at one.

I wonder which one would be our lucky star?

They are all lucky. Pick your pick.

Look at the shining of that one over there.

I hope it is Moose's lucky star too.

- Look at that now. - They are not so bad once you know them.

Says who?

How you like that? Sweet butt, huh?

This trouble lord hasn't moved his butt, I'll have to do it for him.

- I wouldn't do that. - What would the law of jungle call for this case?

If we didn't even got Joe Brown in the back they'd be on us in a second.

Roda, what do you say we handle this. Just you and me.

- What did you call me? - Roda.

But if you want it I call you by your name: Bag of shit.

- I wanna take my teeth in you? - You're not gonna have any.

He called me horse dung. My name is Chickadee.

- Like the birdie? - Yeah.

You're okay, Luke?

No, Matt.

- I carve my initials in your face. - Be my guest.

Hey, wait a minute, aren't you... Yeah, Matt the Stigger.

- Rico, Cool Blade Rico. - Oh Rico. Hey man. What's happening?

- Hey Rico, what the hell is going on? - Matt the Stigger.

He's saved my brother Nick when he had trouble with the Tigers.

What you are doing?

We head to Phoenix Arizona to the desert run.

Lots of beer, chicks, music. A real blow out. How about you?

I'm checking out a piece of land my old man won at poker.

- Who is he? - A friend I'm taking along with me.

- Not bad, huh? - Not at all.

- Who is the animal? - Bad Brother Chickadee.

He is the Matt the Stigger. Nick's friend, remember

at the times the Tigers were gonna slice him up?

- Who is the mad dog here? - A friend of his.

He gave some bad company, man.

What do you say we'd get at the bottom of this, for a little peace and goodwill?

Does this happen often, or are we special?

- You are special. A guy offered me $ 1000 to splat you. - What?

- Who was he? - He said he was a lawyer.

- Does that ring any bells? - Not really, but thanks for the tip.

Next time you're down to Phoenix, stop by the stadium and we'll have a run.

- We got the chicks and the beer. - That sounds great.

- Stigger, thanks for Nicky. - You're welcome. Stay around, Rico.

- Nice guys, huh? - Yeah, once you get to know them.

Well, let's get moving.

How much going is it to Green Haven?

If we drive straight through, we make it by dawn. You think you can handle it?

- Anything you can do... - I can do better.

Anybody here?

Fill it up yourself and bring me the cash.

- I just need some information. - Then just bring me the cash.

I'm looking for the Greenhaven Valley turnoff. I must have missed him.

- Well? - Well what?

- Greenhaven Valley. - Why would you be going there?

- I asked for an answer, not a question. - The answer is: I don't know.

- I pay you for 'I don't know'? - If he says he don't know, he don't know.

Why don't you mind your own...

- Sorry, officer. - Sheriff.

Sorry Sheriff, I just took you for some kind of idiots.

- I mean... you know what I mean. - Yeah, I think I know what you mean.

Is that your Jeep?

- You know, he come and ask for the Greenhaven turnoff? - What do you know.

"Where is the Greenhaven turnoff", just like that, he said.

Well, it takes all kinds.

- You mind if I inspect your jeep? - Yes, but go ahead.

You stay put. Put your hands up on the truck.

Spread your legs, wide.

Want me to cough?

He's clean.

- Is that kid there, he's your boy? - No, he's my brother Matt.

- And the horse? - The name is Joe Brown.

- You're going to Green Haven? - Why? Is that bad?

- You bet it is. - You're gonna be here for a while?

Yes, love. I mean, officer.

You beat it. But you remember we don't like troublemakers here.

- I got you. What about that turn...? - 40 miles down the road, on your right.

Much obliged.

Lawson Enterprise's? Mr. Rosson, please.

This is sheriff Morton. They are there, sir.

Hey, isn't that a house back there?

Is that Moose's house?

That's it.

- Well, now what do you say? - It's a nice sized room.

- Well, we already got mail. - Let's see.

We all it needs is a little elbow grease.

- Why is there no TV? - Because there is no electricity.

No football, no wrestling. This place is a piss.

Hey, listen to this: Lawson Enterprises.

We would like to exchange thoughts with you about acquisition.

- Let's get to it. - You, there.

What's that?

I am Ely, and I come in peace.

That's a welcome change. Come on in.

We are neighbors.

One of the brothers saw you coming...

So I come to greet you.

- My name is Luke Mantee, and this is Matt. - May the good Lord protect you, Matt.

Thanks, but I've got him.

- The voice of innocence... - I wouldn't bet on it.

Of all God's creatures there is no so unbrightled as a young lad.

Tell me about it.

I'll be honored if you meet my family, then you can take up some supper.

- Food? - Thanks, but we still have...

Don't worry about that. That will take care of itself.

- Oh, yeah? - Just you wait and see.

There's nothing but a bowl of soup and a plate of stew to change your minds.

- Yeah, I could really pick out some stew. - He means that he'd be honored...

Oh, yeah, wonderful.

Wonderful.

A lot of faith in our country claim to have the good Lord on their side.

We are happy if He lefts us, aside with him.

Ho, boy.

Tallulah, Petula, Melody.

Come up.

They are my daughters. My pride and joys.

- This gentleman is Mr. Luke Mantee. - Pleased to meet you.

- And this here, is Matt. - Hi, Matt.

- You'll like it here. - Yeah, just wait and see.

I already like it.

Go again soon.

- What's taking the girls so long? - They'll be here soon, ma.

- This young man is hungry. - How did you guess?

Come. I go muffins in the oven, but I can't tell if they're done.

I'll test them for you.

Ah, here they are.

My pride and joys.

- What about the others? - They're still at work.

I'll get back for them.

Oh, thanks, Martin. Thanks.

It's lunch time, Martin. It's time..

He and Petula, they're gonna get married. You got to see him chopping wood.

Fantastic. A strong man.

Martin, thanks. It's eating time now.

Look what's coming.

- Oh, Tallulah has made that. - She cooks too?

- It smells good. - You give thanks for the meal?

- Sure. Thanks a lot for lunch. - No, she meant to the Lord.

It is our tradition the guest has the honor of saying grace.

Much obliged.

Dear Lord, it's been a quite a while. Maybe you don't remember me...

But all the same I'd like to thank you for

letting us meet with these beautiful people.

And for this good, wonderful juicy stew.

We'll keep in touch.

Amen.

- I must say you have a way with the Lord. - Yeah, we get along all right.

What a friendly neighbors.

Yeah, like when me and Moose lived in the Bronx.

The first night they ripped off our door when we were at sleep.

That was something for supper.

And those chicks. Can you believe their abundance.

I had it for me. We better have a man to man talk about the opposite sex.

Sure. What do you want to know?

- What's the matter? - The house. There is a light in there.

- I don't believe it. - Like in Mary Poppins, it's all come true.

- Look at this. - Apples, bread, jelly and eggs.

For the next few days. And then...

- Don't you like Mary Poppins anymore? - Sure.

- If it means giving a hand to those daughters, why not? - You're corrupt.

I saw you playing footsies with what her name, Tallulah.

- Now, go to bed. - Yeah right, change the subject.

- At last we meet. - Yes. - I'm Anthony Rosson.

And this is my partner, Ed Ryan.

- Lawyers? - Yes. How do you do, sir?

We represent the Lawson company, and we have a business proposal...

- I'm sure you won't be able to refuse. - We just steal a minute of your time.

You don't have to steal.

Hey Luke, I'll keep an eye on the Blues Brothers.

Checks. Notes. And last but not least: the contract.

I'm glad to see you're not one of those weirdo fanatics, like your neighbors.

- Fanatics? - If I were you I would stay away.

Like all these bigots they could be troublesome.

In a nutshell: Lawson Enterprises wants to buy up all of Greenhaven Valley.

For your tiny spread he's willing to offer say...

Say, I'm not interested.

- What did you say? - This land is not for sale.

If you're holding out for a better offer: Forget it.

There won't be a higher bid. From anyone.

It's clouding up. It looks like rain.

You're stepping in high water, friend. I wouldn't cross Mr. Lawson.

- Take a good advice, free of charge. - Take mine. Beat it.

Here they come.

You wanna go out?

Here comes another one.

- Who's next? - No, stop. Enough.

You know where the door is.

The helicopter.

- How can that happen? - Don't know. It doesn't make any sense.

Listen, if you cut through that woods, it will be just 20 miles to town.

Why don't you have a nice walk?

This is yours, and that is yours.

Have a nice day. Watch out for the grizzlies.

Moose taught you all the tricks, didn't he?

Yeah, he said he'd learned that one from you.

It works even better if you wrap the throttle with tape.

Didn't Chickadee mention lawyers?

I guess they're hoping if they'd put the pressure on us, we'd back off.

And this time Moose would sell.

- Those bastards. - Well, we won the first round, didn't we.

Hey, I was figuring of making a little music with Melody.

I'm taking the girls into town, and if you've got

nothing better to do I can ask her to bring her sister.

All right.

- I'd like four yards of white cotton. - I'm sorry, I'm plump out.

- But there are several roles over there. - I told you, it is sold.

Matt, why don't you take the girls for an ice cream.

Get out. Get your hands on the hood, and yo make it snappy.

- Me too, sheriff? - Shut your mouth.

- You are in big trouble, mister. - Why?

- You were doing over 50. - So what?

Can't you read the road signs?

I wasn't driving on the road, so 70 is legal.

You don't go telling me what's legal. I am the law at this county.

You were out to have a little fun, huh?

Mind, we don't like troublemakers in these parts.

That sounds familiar to me.

And don't you forget it.

Get your ass out down on that road, where it is legal.

And you make it to 55 miles an hour, and you're gonna be my guest tonight.

- Yes, officer. - Sheriff! Get out.

I don't want to leave him and forget me not. Keep a steady speed.

No way.

- Hey, all right. Fell in the hungus. - The hungus? What are they?

Hi, Mom.

Your daughters are back safe and sound.

Great Lord, look at all that fabrics.

- Thanks to Luke... - It was a clearance sale.

- That's great. - Do my best for Ely.

- I'll be seeing you. - Thanks again.

- Come back soon. - You bet.

You know something brother, I'm beginning to like this place.

It's certainly growing on me.

- It's got its advantages. - Definitely.

- What's the matter with Joe Brown? - It's taking a nap, as usual.

Come on. Get up, you bump.

- I said, get up. - Maybe there is something wrong.

Oh no. You don't know him. He's the laziest horse on earth.

- What's happening? Calm down. - Maybe he's trying to tell us something.

What's the matter with him?

So, they have estimated a change on the real estate deal.

Now, what's Moose gonna say?

- Merciful God Almighty. - What happened?

It looks like a message from Mr. Lawson. I guess he couldn't find the mailbox.

But he could have killed you. Or maybe he intended to.

They are very determined, Luke.

Have we got the strength to fight on or should we give up?

I don't think so.

I'll be right back.

- Can I help you, sir? - Mr. Lawson.

- Your name? - Luke Mantee.

This way, sir.

The worst thing you could have done was coming here, Luke.

You?

Me.

Come get me out of here.

- He's on 46th heading out of town. - Let the sheriff pick him out of this.

- I'll ride, I'm not dying for? - Lawson is not Lawson.

- My life depends on that? - He's the one who set up Moose.

- The one to rip off his lands? - He wouldn't want to be recognized.

- How would you know? - Because I recognized him.

- Do you know Lawson too? - Yeah, right.

If Lawson isn't Lawson, who the hell is he?

- We'll talk about this later. - After I'm dead?

There they are. Down there.

We should call the cops.

Get ready to jump.

Bunch of idiots, he has turned out you. Get out of that garage.

- He put the boy out. - We're getting that later.

He's now on Route 14, northern avenue. Close him up.

We have got that bitch now.

Stop him, no matter what it takes.

Don't worry, boss. We'll take care of him.

All available forces, go down to Lawsonville.

Future Site of Lawsonville

Good move, Luke Mantee. Good move.

Give me the gun.

Once a fighter, always a fighter, huh?

I Elys can't get ready. I need put yourself in my shoes.

The shoes of a captain that who betrays his platoon? No, thank you.

We were carrying 500 bottles of morphine.

It was a matter of priority. My future comes out of town.

You and Moose had me fooled. I thought you were dead.

We thought the same about you.

I saw you with my own eyes floating down the river, with your face down.

I was hurt. Moose dove in, dragged me to shore and saved my life.

And he saved his own skin in the process. That's when everything went wrong.

I shouldn't have taken your death for granted.

Otherwise I also neatly done: Pure morphine for the camp hospitals...

An enemy ambushed, my identity plate in the flames...

And tears for the fallen heroes.

And fallen hero Lenny Kovacs takes his blood

money and becomes respected Henry Lawson.

- Now you see I have to get rid off you. - Well, sort of.

You never would have let Moose rot in prison, and I'd be terribly screwed.

I couldn't argue with that.

Now wait a minute, how do my neighbors fit in all this?

I'm gonna buy them out for my project. It's strictly business.

After all I'm a respectable businessman, and...

As it hasn't been for Moose when he won a piece of that land with poker...

You got to understand that I can't have Moose hanging around.

So I called in some favorites to put some

pressure on. It's nothing personal, understand?

- Yeah, but Moose would not sell. - Exactly.

So I had it organized that he'd have a permanent stay in a government hostel.

- Pretty good figured, huh? - Yeah. Until I showed up.

- Yeah. You were the bad news, Luke. - Whatever you say.

- Weren't you supposed to call the police? - These guys are quicker. - Yeah.

- He's the skunk? - Yeah.

Moose would be proud of you.

If you'll have let me go, I'll give you 100,000 dollars.

200,000.

300,000.

How sweet it is?

Your game is out, Kovacs.

Are you Luke Mantee?

- Lawson? - Also known as Lenny Kovacs.

I told that boy you better speak the truth, cowboy. Or you're in deep trouble.

The prosecutor has a long list of questions he wants to be answered.

Bruce, untag the chopper.

Good shot, Bruce.

I have good news.

Is anybody home?

Do you know where they are? Yes? You wanna take me to them?

All right, all right.

Moose is getting out real soon.

Hey, Luke, thanks.

Come on, Joe Brown.

How come it is so much trouble starting this rig?

It starts when I want it to.

- Where are we going now? - To pick up Moose.

- Right now? How long is it gonna take? - Two days.

If nothing gets in our way.

- Hey Matt. - What? - That truck!

- Another run for the money, huh? - Nothing doing. It must be the fuel pump.

Now way. Not this time.

It is not the fuel pump. We're out of gas.

Hi. Nice day, huh?

We're out of gas. I mean it.

Come, check it out.

That's exactly what he wants you to do, you dumb shit.

Hey, do you like a beer?

I got plenty in the cooler.

Why don't you just go and lay sandwiches around it?

- Maybe he really is out of gas. - All of a sudden, just like that?

- Maybe he really is out of gas. - See, what did I tell you?

They're coming, Luke.

They're not playing around. They got crowbars this time.

- Come on. - All right.

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