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I love this song.

I can do this.

Cheers, cheers, cheers.

Hey.

To the last day of summer.

I can't believe it's over.

It went by so fast, right?

Push me.

Jesus.

Haley, you want to make out?

You've been teasing me all summer.

Shut up.

Go away.

Stop.

Oh, I'm going to miss being a lazy ass all summer.

You're a lazy ass at school too, blowtard.

What's the difference?

The difference?

The difference is that tomorrow I flip

your ugly ass in homeroom, man.

Oh, my ugly ass?

You mean this one right here?

You mean one right here?

Do not kill my vibe, man.

Come on.

Yeah.

You like that?

OK sounds like we need to have a back to school party.

My parents are out of town next weekend.

Yes, we can't let summer die.

Yes summer forever.

OK, we have to survive the first five days of school.

And then we can pretend it's summer for one final night.

Well, Jared Can get us keg.

Hailey?

We need a theme.

What about Summer Love?

No.

Well, why, don't you guys try to put some input in.

What about Endless Summer.

Turn up, I don't know.

Shut up.

Why is everyone judging me?

Turn up, yes.

Stupidest one, I like Endless Summer.

Ew--

Hey, hey, hey.

Look who it is.

Hey.

Come here.

Get over here, you little ho.

Let's go say hi.

Hey.

Want a beer?

Nicki, could give her a beer.

I'll give her a beer.

Here you go.

Don't be a little bitch, take it.

No, wait.

On one condition.

You in the science lab on your knees.

Don't waste your time.

Hailey we told me she's still a virgin.

Right, Hailey?

You pop your cherry yet, little girl?

She's mad, she's mad.

No way.

Cute outfit!

Oh, I'd hit that ass.

Ew.

Do you guys ever shut up?

Seriously.

What?

- Relax. - Hailey.

Hailey!

Oh.

Oh.

You spilled.

Yeah, get it Hailey.

Get it.

Hi Hailey.

Cheers.

You have a pink cup and I have a blue cup.

'Cause we're best friends.

Whoa, watch out, watch out whoa!

Whoa!

Damn.

That was something, baby.

Hey, you guys ever smoked booze?

That's not a thing.

Yeah, it is, man.

I heard that is like the way to do it in Thailand or Vietnam.

Man, I say this online.

No.

Right, you're so full of shit.

I'm full of shit.

I tagged you guys.

Shotgun.

My favorite noises in the world.

I tagged you guys.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) Come to me can't you hear me saying cry to me.

Sing a song to know you're not alone.

Cry us out.

All I've got is time.

Got is time.

Got is time.

Got is time.

Hey, Dad.

I was hoping I'd see you.

I'm late.

I can't believe my little girl's a Junior.

Breakfast is in the fridge.

Hey.

Hey.

You Take it from behind, too?

Runs in the family, right?

Oh, hey.

Sorry.

Hey.

Hey, which one's the Com Arts building again?

Are you new here?

First day.

Well, Com Arts is across the quad.

Avoid the lower t.

That's where the weirdos hang out.

If you have Mr. Eaves, definitely

get your schedule changed.

And don't use the bathroom upstairs at the V Hall.

OK.

OK.

Well, good luck.

Yeah, uh--

First day snap.

Ooh class.

All right.

I know it's hard to focus the first week back,

but lets settle down.

Phones off.

In your seats.

My name is Miss Dawson, this is the 11th grade English.

Just making sure you guys are in the right place.

There's a seat right there.

I will be working with ROTC as well,

so occasionally you'll be seeing me in uniform.

Let's get one thing straight.

I was one of you not very long ago.

I love my phone, I get it.

But I want to put them away during class.

I know all the tricks in the book, so don't even try it.

OK?

I get you.

Tess of the D'Ubervilles.

Who did the summer reading?

Who are you two brave souls?

Helen Frix.

Hailey Jensen.

No disrespect, Miss, but I heard you were in Afghanistan.

Thank you for serving our country.

I'm actually planning on joining when I graduate,

and I was wondering how do you have time for books when you're

like annihilating Hodgies.

Am I right?

You should read more, so you wont look like such a dumb ass.

Your name?

Brandon Darrow.

You want my number?

How old are you, anyway?

That's none of your business, Brandon Darrow.

Did you bring your book?

Right here.

How about you open it up and start reading.

OK, does everyone have their book?

Does anyone have their book?

Who has their book?

You may relate to several of the main themes in this book.

For instance, authority, and judgment.

This book proposes that if you don't

take responsibility for your actions, you will be punished.

But who is responsible for punishing you?

Who gets to judge you and make you pay?

Monkey man tagged you in a video?

It's fake.

I see stuff like that all the time.

See?

Guy who falls for it every time.

Fake blood or whatever?

Edit tricks.

Monkey man.

It's a dumb name.

Probably someone we know just trying to freak us out.

We don't know the same people.

Any more.

Well, you know what I mean.

OK, but why us?

There's only one video posted, and there's only three people

tagged in it.

You, me, and a chick Elisia.

Who cares?

It's a prank.

Well, I'm glad you have it all figured out.

Where are you going?

I'm gonna go talk to Elisia.

I'll come with.

I hate history.

What will the cool kids do without you?

Jealous much?

Bye.

So you know where she hangs out, right?

Because I know where she hangs out.

So do you recognize the girl from the video?

Oh no.

I've never seen her before.

How come you know about this place?

Everyone knows about the Grotto.

You guys friends now, or what?

Oh, shut up, go blow your brains.

Hey.

Elisia?

So?

Did you see the video?

What do you want?

I want to know who posted it.

It's not even real.

What about the girl?

So now what?

Nothing.

Just forget about it, it's a joke.

You always get so--

So what?

Intense.

Just chill.

Intense.

You used to be the stress case, do you remember that?

Yeah, well, I don't freak out over nothing anymore.

Yeah, your new friends?

They must be really great.

I'm so happy you have them.

$1.69

You know those are bad for you.

How was class?

It was whatever.

Can I come over later?

The park last night was such a tease.

My roommate's really sick.

She's just coughing on everything, it's gross.

It's not cute.

Are you embarrassed for me to see your dorm room?

Or, what, you got Justin Bieber posters on the ceiling and--

Nope, you nailed it.

What about your place?

I have kind of a messed up living situation right now.

Oh, no.

Yeah.

(SINGING) Everybody has to fly.

Everybody has to fly.

Hey, come on.

My favorite customer.

Save it, Ash, I'm not in the mood.

Chill, Hailey.

I'm all out of bars, but I got singles.

What else you want? Roxie's?

Perks? Drinks?

Same as last time.

Trail mix.