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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,282 --> 00:00:37,348 (NEVER GONNA BE THE SAME AGAIN PLAYING) 2 00:04:00,052 --> 00:04:01,951 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 3 00:04:05,357 --> 00:04:06,657 (THUMPING) 4 00:04:10,996 --> 00:04:13,797 Richie! Get out of there, you little pinhead! 5 00:04:13,832 --> 00:04:14,864 Whoa! 6 00:04:15,401 --> 00:04:16,466 (GROANING) 7 00:04:16,502 --> 00:04:18,968 Huh! Touch me and die, lady. 8 00:04:20,372 --> 00:04:24,074 Ew! Why don't you keep your food in your own pigsty? 9 00:04:24,109 --> 00:04:26,376 Are you nuts? That's the first place mom would look. 10 00:04:26,412 --> 00:04:27,877 All you think about is food. 11 00:04:27,913 --> 00:04:30,113 All you think about is Brad, 12 00:04:30,148 --> 00:04:31,815 "The red-hot lover." 13 00:04:31,850 --> 00:04:34,351 Brad, the great. Oh, Brad! 14 00:04:34,386 --> 00:04:37,588 You have been reading my diary again, haven't you? 15 00:04:38,257 --> 00:04:39,989 (GASPING) 16 00:04:40,058 --> 00:04:43,660 Brad, "The red-hot lover." Oh! Oh, darling! Oh! 17 00:04:43,696 --> 00:04:47,831 If I ever, ever catch you reading this again, I promise, I will... Ooh! 18 00:04:48,701 --> 00:04:51,801 "Brad, kiss me, darlin'. 19 00:04:51,837 --> 00:04:54,605 "Oh, I love to feel your arms around me." 20 00:04:54,640 --> 00:04:55,672 MOTHER: Louise! (GASPING) 21 00:04:56,408 --> 00:04:57,941 MOTHER: Up and at 'em! 22 00:05:00,246 --> 00:05:01,545 Mom, I'm already up. 23 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,213 Breakfast in three minutes. 24 00:05:05,851 --> 00:05:07,751 Good morning. 25 00:05:07,786 --> 00:05:08,885 Morning, Honey. Morning. 26 00:05:08,920 --> 00:05:10,120 God... 27 00:05:14,393 --> 00:05:17,527 Mmm, Kitten, you're looking very pretty. 28 00:05:17,563 --> 00:05:20,897 (CHUCKLING) I know, Daddy. This is your favorite color. 29 00:05:20,932 --> 00:05:22,165 Mmm-hmm. 30 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,533 Well, this is my favorite daughter. 31 00:05:38,751 --> 00:05:40,116 (HONKING HORN) 32 00:05:40,218 --> 00:05:41,451 Hi. Hi. 33 00:05:42,220 --> 00:05:43,153 (SCOFFING) 34 00:05:47,259 --> 00:05:48,825 POLLY: I see prince charming has arrived 35 00:05:48,860 --> 00:05:51,094 right on time to pick up Cinderella. 36 00:05:51,129 --> 00:05:52,929 LOUISE: You mean Lady Guinevere. 37 00:05:56,735 --> 00:05:57,668 Hi! 38 00:06:00,138 --> 00:06:01,805 POLLY: Can you believe it? 39 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:02,906 How does she do that? 40 00:06:03,776 --> 00:06:04,741 Genes. 41 00:06:08,814 --> 00:06:10,447 POLLY: Did you see what she was wearing? 42 00:06:10,482 --> 00:06:12,549 Oh, who notices what she wears? 43 00:06:12,584 --> 00:06:13,883 It was pretty sleazy. 44 00:06:13,919 --> 00:06:15,952 I mean, you'd never catch me wearing something like that. 45 00:06:16,622 --> 00:06:17,821 I'll say. 46 00:06:17,856 --> 00:06:19,790 (BOTH LAUGHING) God! 47 00:06:22,093 --> 00:06:24,093 (SCHOOL BELL RINGS) 48 00:06:28,367 --> 00:06:30,634 (RAPPING) ♪ Takin' out time and we're feelin' cool 49 00:06:30,669 --> 00:06:33,236 ♪ Don't really need to be hangin' in school 50 00:06:33,271 --> 00:06:35,605 ♪ It's okay, we got nothing to lose 51 00:06:35,641 --> 00:06:38,174 ♪ Can't you see, baby, it's the high school blues 52 00:06:38,210 --> 00:06:40,377 ♪ Here sittin' sick 'cause it's a waste of our time 53 00:06:40,412 --> 00:06:42,846 ♪ 'Cause anything we learn about makin' a dime 54 00:06:42,881 --> 00:06:45,215 ♪ What the heck? We know that we are no fools 55 00:06:45,250 --> 00:06:47,984 ♪ 'Cause we're gettin' stuck with the high school blues ♪ 56 00:06:48,019 --> 00:06:50,220 Excuse me, pretty... 57 00:06:51,957 --> 00:06:54,825 Are you sure you go to high school? (CHUCKLING) 58 00:06:57,830 --> 00:06:59,363 (SIGHING) 59 00:06:59,398 --> 00:07:02,065 Great. Just great. 60 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:03,533 Ignore them. 61 00:07:03,569 --> 00:07:06,436 One day, we'll be the seniors. Yeah. 62 00:07:06,472 --> 00:07:07,771 See you in class. 63 00:07:07,806 --> 00:07:09,305 Bye, Poll. Bye. 64 00:07:11,910 --> 00:07:13,643 Pax vobiscum, Louise. 65 00:07:13,679 --> 00:07:15,912 Hi. Well, um... We just wanted to let you know 66 00:07:15,947 --> 00:07:18,281 that you're a candidate. It's in the bag. 67 00:07:18,316 --> 00:07:20,717 What? I... I'm sorry. For Latin club president. 68 00:07:20,753 --> 00:07:22,419 You're a shoo-in! (LAUGHING) 69 00:07:22,454 --> 00:07:23,920 So, did your dad get you the car? 70 00:07:24,022 --> 00:07:25,889 Oh, it's in the works. 71 00:07:25,924 --> 00:07:27,357 It doesn't really matter, though. 72 00:07:27,426 --> 00:07:29,459 Brad takes me everywhere I want to go anyway. 73 00:07:29,495 --> 00:07:32,028 Oh! Door-to-door l'amour. 74 00:07:34,165 --> 00:07:40,537 The 16th-century poets raised passion to an art form, and today... 75 00:07:40,639 --> 00:07:43,440 Why is it that romance is dead? 76 00:07:43,475 --> 00:07:46,643 'Cause all the chicks are a drag, that's why. 77 00:07:46,678 --> 00:07:48,311 MR. WEAVER: Who said that? 78 00:07:48,346 --> 00:07:51,548 Well, well. 79 00:07:51,583 --> 00:07:55,251 ME. WEAVER: Our honor student has graced us with her presence. 80 00:07:55,287 --> 00:07:56,686 Apparently, 81 00:07:56,722 --> 00:07:59,623 skipping grades is not enough for Miss Miller. 82 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:01,825 She feels she can also afford 83 00:08:01,860 --> 00:08:05,261 to waste our valuable time as well! 84 00:08:05,297 --> 00:08:08,197 You people think this is some sort of game, 85 00:08:08,233 --> 00:08:11,301 that I have nothing better to do with my time 86 00:08:11,336 --> 00:08:15,472 than to stand here and teach senior English? 87 00:08:15,507 --> 00:08:18,041 Well, do you, Miss Miller? 88 00:08:18,076 --> 00:08:21,545 No, sir. No. No, Mr. Weaver. 89 00:08:21,580 --> 00:08:22,646 Papers down to the front. 90 00:08:27,085 --> 00:08:30,153 I'll bet not one of you knows who John Donne is. 91 00:08:30,188 --> 00:08:33,990 One of the, uh, romantic poets you've been talking about, Mr. Weaver. 92 00:08:34,025 --> 00:08:37,994 My question was purely rhetorical, Miss Miller! 93 00:08:45,938 --> 00:08:50,373 All right, let's see if anyone in this class 94 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:55,812 has been able to convey his or her idea of romance 95 00:08:55,848 --> 00:08:57,080 into words, huh? 96 00:08:58,183 --> 00:09:01,518 Now, this one is sticky, 97 00:09:01,653 --> 00:09:03,820 but fascinating. 98 00:09:03,922 --> 00:09:07,924 "He pressed his lips against mine... 99 00:09:08,426 --> 00:09:09,926 (KISSING SOUND) 100 00:09:09,962 --> 00:09:12,529 MR. WEAVER: "...but he didn't stop there. (LAUGHING) 101 00:09:13,431 --> 00:09:14,764 "Soon, 102 00:09:14,800 --> 00:09:17,901 "every inch of my body was covered 103 00:09:17,936 --> 00:09:21,104 "with Brad's kisses. (STUDENT GASPING) 104 00:09:21,139 --> 00:09:25,441 "Who would believe tonight I was totally his?" 105 00:09:25,477 --> 00:09:26,843 (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 106 00:09:26,879 --> 00:09:28,778 Yes, who indeed? 107 00:09:29,948 --> 00:09:31,481 Miss Miller. 108 00:09:31,517 --> 00:09:34,017 GIRL: What? BOYS: Ooh! 109 00:09:36,121 --> 00:09:37,721 BOY: Bye, Louise! 110 00:09:43,395 --> 00:09:44,661 Louise? 111 00:09:49,167 --> 00:09:51,200 Don't let Weaver get to you. 112 00:09:51,236 --> 00:09:53,870 Everyone knows he's a jerk. 113 00:09:53,906 --> 00:09:56,740 I'll never be able to face Brad again, Polly. 114 00:09:58,276 --> 00:09:59,576 (SIGHING) 115 00:10:01,179 --> 00:10:03,179 Hey, cheerleaders, I got the new cheer. 116 00:10:04,249 --> 00:10:05,181 So fab! 117 00:10:06,518 --> 00:10:08,484 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 118 00:10:10,789 --> 00:10:12,756 ♪ I...like...boys! 119 00:10:25,370 --> 00:10:27,537 ♪ I'm throwing out my doll house 120 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,040 ♪ I'm giving up my toys 121 00:10:31,209 --> 00:10:33,376 ♪ I realized this morning 122 00:10:33,946 --> 00:10:36,212 ♪ I like boys 123 00:10:37,182 --> 00:10:39,115 ♪ I like boys 124 00:10:39,985 --> 00:10:41,885 ♪ I like boys 125 00:10:42,821 --> 00:10:45,221 ♪ I like boys 126 00:10:45,256 --> 00:10:48,625 ♪ I...like...boys! 127 00:10:48,727 --> 00:10:51,327 ♪ I'm giving up my hopscotch 128 00:10:51,429 --> 00:10:54,197 ♪ To keep the little boys 129 00:10:54,232 --> 00:10:56,466 ♪ I'm doin' little lipsies 130 00:10:56,501 --> 00:10:59,035 ♪ To attract some boys 131 00:11:00,205 --> 00:11:01,871 ♪ I like boys 132 00:11:03,075 --> 00:11:04,273 ♪ I like boys 133 00:11:05,811 --> 00:11:07,276 ♪ I like boys 134 00:11:08,346 --> 00:11:11,047 ♪ I...like...boys! 135 00:11:23,095 --> 00:11:25,895 ♪ I'm making no more mud pies 136 00:11:25,931 --> 00:11:27,731 ♪ I'm staying out of the dirt 137 00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:31,101 ♪ I'm gonna buy some nylons 138 00:11:31,136 --> 00:11:33,336 ♪ And a leather mini skirt 139 00:11:34,706 --> 00:11:36,539 ♪ I like boys 140 00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:39,342 ♪ I like boys 141 00:11:40,512 --> 00:11:42,311 ♪ I like boys 142 00:11:43,015 --> 00:11:45,381 ♪ I...like...boys! 143 00:11:46,151 --> 00:11:48,018 ♪ I'm gonna let the world know 144 00:11:48,954 --> 00:11:50,820 ♪ By making lots of noise 145 00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:54,024 ♪ No people turning back now 146 00:11:54,092 --> 00:11:57,060 ♪ 'Cause we...like...boys! 147 00:11:57,896 --> 00:11:59,495 ♪ We like boys 148 00:11:59,531 --> 00:12:00,664 ♪ We like boys! 149 00:12:00,699 --> 00:12:02,465 ♪ We like boys 150 00:12:02,500 --> 00:12:03,800 ♪ We like boys! 151 00:12:03,835 --> 00:12:05,234 ♪ We like boys 152 00:12:05,270 --> 00:12:09,205 ♪ We like... We...like...boys! 153 00:12:09,240 --> 00:12:11,107 ♪ We like boys 154 00:12:11,143 --> 00:12:12,142 ♪ We like boys! 155 00:12:12,177 --> 00:12:13,309 ♪ We like ♪ 156 00:12:13,344 --> 00:12:14,310 (WHISTLES) 157 00:12:17,015 --> 00:12:18,181 BOY: Hey, see you later, Brad! 158 00:12:18,216 --> 00:12:19,683 BOY 1: We're animals! 159 00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:21,517 BOY 2: Hey, we're number one! 160 00:12:21,553 --> 00:12:23,619 COACH: All right, let's go! 161 00:13:18,076 --> 00:13:20,009 (CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 162 00:13:25,884 --> 00:13:27,550 Now for the other two finalists. 163 00:13:27,585 --> 00:13:29,786 As the knight Hans, Brad Powell. 164 00:13:29,821 --> 00:13:31,221 (APPLAUDING) 165 00:13:36,394 --> 00:13:39,662 And for the lead role of Ondine, Louise Miller. 166 00:13:40,232 --> 00:13:43,166 STUDENT: Louise? 167 00:13:43,201 --> 00:13:46,936 Just think of this as the ultimate test of your acting ability. 168 00:13:47,005 --> 00:13:49,505 Don't be Louise. Be Ondine. 169 00:13:50,008 --> 00:13:51,440 You can do it. 170 00:13:51,476 --> 00:13:53,009 Go. Good luck. 171 00:13:53,044 --> 00:13:54,277 (CLEARS THROAT) 172 00:14:01,219 --> 00:14:04,654 We shall have this hour always to remember, 173 00:14:04,689 --> 00:14:07,123 the hour before you kissed me, 174 00:14:07,159 --> 00:14:09,759 before you said you loved me. 175 00:14:09,795 --> 00:14:11,895 I can't wait an hour. 176 00:14:11,930 --> 00:14:13,763 Tell me now. 177 00:14:13,865 --> 00:14:17,267 Do you think this is something one says just like that? 178 00:14:17,302 --> 00:14:20,403 What must I do? Sit in your lap? 179 00:14:21,006 --> 00:14:22,872 In my lap of armor? 180 00:14:23,909 --> 00:14:26,910 I have ways of removing armor. 181 00:14:34,652 --> 00:14:36,152 And my arms, 182 00:14:36,188 --> 00:14:38,922 do you think they open to the first comer? 183 00:14:38,957 --> 00:14:41,424 I have ways of opening arms... 184 00:14:44,162 --> 00:14:46,395 And closing them. 185 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:50,666 STUDENT: Whoo! Brad! 186 00:14:52,204 --> 00:14:55,104 Lovely. Very special, all of you. Thank you. 187 00:14:58,877 --> 00:15:01,811 (WHISPERING) That was so good. 188 00:15:04,682 --> 00:15:05,882 Ah. Thank you. 189 00:15:05,917 --> 00:15:08,584 Uh, the director has decided that, uh, 190 00:15:08,619 --> 00:15:10,820 Lawrence will play the king. (APPLAUDING) 191 00:15:10,956 --> 00:15:12,956 Brad and... 192 00:15:12,991 --> 00:15:15,124 Kiki will play the leads. (CHEERING) 193 00:15:18,363 --> 00:15:21,130 And Louise will be the assistant costume mistress. 194 00:15:31,576 --> 00:15:34,310 (POP SONG PLAYING ON CAR STEREO) 195 00:15:52,197 --> 00:15:53,129 (GASPING AND SHOUTING) (TIRES SCREECHING) 196 00:15:53,231 --> 00:15:54,163 Ahhh! 197 00:15:55,000 --> 00:15:56,232 Whoa! Ow! 198 00:15:56,768 --> 00:15:58,501 (TIRES SCREECHING) 199 00:16:10,815 --> 00:16:12,015 God! Uh... 200 00:16:12,717 --> 00:16:13,749 Louise. 201 00:16:13,785 --> 00:16:16,319 Louise, are you okay? Yes. 202 00:16:16,354 --> 00:16:17,653 BRAD: Here, let me help you. No, I can do it. 203 00:16:18,990 --> 00:16:22,992 Here. I'm sorry. I didn't see you. I guess it's my fault. 204 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:25,428 No. It was a failed suicide attempt. 205 00:16:25,463 --> 00:16:26,729 Listen, can I take you home? 206 00:16:26,831 --> 00:16:28,764 No! Brad, no. Um... 207 00:16:28,866 --> 00:16:30,433 You... You don't... You don't have to. 208 00:16:30,468 --> 00:16:32,101 I know, but I'd like to. 209 00:16:32,170 --> 00:16:35,405 Bradley, she said she's okay. Let's go. 210 00:16:35,440 --> 00:16:38,607 Are you sure you're okay? Yes. I... I'm fine. 211 00:16:39,978 --> 00:16:40,977 Go. 212 00:16:48,053 --> 00:16:49,718 (CAR DOOR SHUTS) 213 00:16:49,754 --> 00:16:51,421 (ENGINE STARTING) (SONG PLAYING ON RADIO) 214 00:16:51,456 --> 00:16:53,356 (VEHICLE DEPARTS) 215 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:54,857 (AIR HISSING) 216 00:16:56,161 --> 00:16:58,627 Terrific. Now what am I going to do? 217 00:17:01,066 --> 00:17:02,731 (THUNDER CRASHING) 218 00:17:26,091 --> 00:17:27,023 Great. 219 00:17:46,811 --> 00:17:48,844 (WHEEL SQUEAKING) 220 00:18:20,211 --> 00:18:21,810 (THUNDER CRASHING) 221 00:18:22,247 --> 00:18:23,546 (KNOCKING) 222 00:18:27,952 --> 00:18:28,918 (DOOR CREAKS) 223 00:18:36,661 --> 00:18:37,760 Hello? 224 00:18:44,835 --> 00:18:45,935 Hello? 225 00:18:50,108 --> 00:18:52,241 Approach, my little one. 226 00:18:53,545 --> 00:18:55,411 Don't be afraid. 227 00:18:55,447 --> 00:18:58,847 Madame Serena knows all, sees all, 228 00:18:59,417 --> 00:19:02,118 tells all. Come. 229 00:19:02,153 --> 00:19:04,287 Actually, I just came to use your phone. 230 00:19:04,789 --> 00:19:06,655 Impossible. 231 00:19:06,757 --> 00:19:10,326 I never use a phone. Come. 232 00:19:10,428 --> 00:19:11,327 Come! 233 00:19:18,936 --> 00:19:20,103 Sit. 234 00:19:23,941 --> 00:19:27,876 Look, because it is a stormy night, 235 00:19:27,912 --> 00:19:33,516 I will give you a palm-reading at a special price. 236 00:19:33,551 --> 00:19:36,819 Well, listen, I'm sorry. I've really... I really got to go. 237 00:19:36,854 --> 00:19:38,787 'Cause I'm kind of late already, and I just... 238 00:19:38,823 --> 00:19:40,856 Don't worry. 239 00:19:40,891 --> 00:19:46,195 I like you, I like your cutesy little Punky Brewster face. 240 00:19:47,632 --> 00:19:49,532 How much of money you have? 241 00:19:50,135 --> 00:19:51,134 Um... 242 00:19:52,470 --> 00:19:53,669 Let me see... 243 00:19:54,405 --> 00:19:56,038 About $6. 244 00:19:56,574 --> 00:19:57,806 I knew it. 245 00:19:58,510 --> 00:20:00,042 Okay! 246 00:20:00,478 --> 00:20:02,011 Please... 247 00:20:02,046 --> 00:20:05,981 Put the money on the offering plate and cover it up. 248 00:20:06,017 --> 00:20:09,485 Madame Serena must never see the money. 249 00:20:10,955 --> 00:20:11,920 Okay... 250 00:20:13,558 --> 00:20:15,858 You are still in high school, 251 00:20:15,893 --> 00:20:19,662 but that certain somebody doesn't know you're alive. 252 00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:22,898 Don't worry. Somebody you already know 253 00:20:22,933 --> 00:20:24,567 will become your sweetheart. 254 00:20:24,602 --> 00:20:25,668 You will marry him 255 00:20:25,703 --> 00:20:29,104 and you will have two children. 256 00:20:29,140 --> 00:20:30,806 Can you see who he is? 257 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,081 My God in heaven. 258 00:20:39,116 --> 00:20:40,916 What did you say your name was? 259 00:20:41,752 --> 00:20:42,718 Louise Miller. 260 00:20:43,688 --> 00:20:45,120 Miller! 261 00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:49,358 It's you! 262 00:20:50,027 --> 00:20:52,395 What do you mean, it's me? 263 00:20:52,430 --> 00:20:55,030 You're not a mark. You're one of us. 264 00:20:55,600 --> 00:20:57,132 One of who? 265 00:20:57,302 --> 00:20:59,202 (FAINTLY) When is your 16th birthday? 266 00:20:59,270 --> 00:21:02,471 Oh, wait. Next week. Am I right? 267 00:21:02,507 --> 00:21:03,539 Yeah. 268 00:21:04,742 --> 00:21:08,678 You will receive these powers on your 16th birthday. 269 00:21:08,713 --> 00:21:11,046 What powers? 270 00:21:11,148 --> 00:21:14,650 Strange things will start to happen, but you must trust me. 271 00:21:15,152 --> 00:21:16,118 Trust me? 272 00:21:17,121 --> 00:21:18,454 Yeah. 273 00:21:18,489 --> 00:21:21,056 Yeah, sure. Okay. Whatever. 274 00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:25,094 ♪ ...which nobody can deny ♪ 275 00:21:25,162 --> 00:21:27,863 MR. MILLER: Yeah. MRS. MILLER: Happy birthday, sweetheart. 276 00:21:27,898 --> 00:21:30,899 Oh, Mother, the cake is really beautiful. 277 00:21:31,902 --> 00:21:34,704 What's so sweet about her? 278 00:21:34,739 --> 00:21:38,040 Louise, you did mail the invitations, didn't you? 279 00:21:38,075 --> 00:21:40,743 Well, yeah. Maybe it's a surprise party. 280 00:21:40,778 --> 00:21:42,445 Funny, Richie. 281 00:21:42,513 --> 00:21:44,146 Can I have my cake now? 282 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:45,348 Oh, here. Why don't you 283 00:21:45,383 --> 00:21:48,351 open your gift before your friends come? Okay. 284 00:21:48,386 --> 00:21:51,220 I bought it for you at the young Miss department. 285 00:21:51,256 --> 00:21:52,988 It was very expensive. 286 00:21:55,660 --> 00:21:58,127 Gee, it's...really... 287 00:21:58,162 --> 00:22:01,297 Different. I'm so glad you like it. 288 00:22:01,332 --> 00:22:04,300 Oh, I... I love it. It's great, really. 289 00:22:04,369 --> 00:22:07,436 No one's coming to your sweet 16 party, Louise. 290 00:22:07,472 --> 00:22:08,638 (TELEPHONE RINGS) 291 00:22:13,043 --> 00:22:14,377 Hello? POLLY: Louise. 292 00:22:14,412 --> 00:22:15,544 Hi, Polly! 293 00:22:15,580 --> 00:22:18,814 The worst possible thing is happening. (SIGHING) 294 00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:20,783 It's like "birthday on Elm Street." 295 00:22:20,818 --> 00:22:23,286 Okay, I run into Kiki and Shawn at the mall. 296 00:22:23,321 --> 00:22:25,554 I was getting your birthday present. 297 00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:27,590 Randa is having a party! 298 00:22:27,625 --> 00:22:29,659 What? I mean, tonight. 299 00:22:29,694 --> 00:22:31,761 She's invited everybody after school. 300 00:22:31,796 --> 00:22:33,028 Oh. I know. 301 00:22:33,063 --> 00:22:34,997 I know. It's like "revenge of the cheerleaders." 302 00:22:35,032 --> 00:22:36,699 Yeah, okay. Why don't you come over? 303 00:22:36,734 --> 00:22:39,735 Are you okay? Yeah, okay. I'm there. I'll be right over. 304 00:22:41,939 --> 00:22:43,906 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 305 00:22:44,809 --> 00:22:47,042 (SIGHING) 306 00:22:47,077 --> 00:22:50,680 MADAME SERENA'S VOICE: You will receive these powers on your 16th birthday. 307 00:22:53,551 --> 00:22:57,252 Strange things will start to happen, but you must trust me. 308 00:22:57,322 --> 00:22:59,822 (GASPING) Trust me. 309 00:22:59,857 --> 00:23:02,157 Trust me. 310 00:23:03,695 --> 00:23:07,330 MRS. CROCKER: But after 20 years of teaching household skills, 311 00:23:07,365 --> 00:23:11,500 the board has seen fit to ask me to teach you... 312 00:23:13,438 --> 00:23:14,437 (CLEARS THROAT) 313 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,506 Sex education. 314 00:23:18,209 --> 00:23:19,408 (LAUGHING) 315 00:23:20,511 --> 00:23:22,778 (STAMMERING) Adam had one of these. 316 00:23:24,515 --> 00:23:27,082 Does anyone know what... What this might represent? 317 00:23:27,251 --> 00:23:29,184 A Roger. A loved one. 318 00:23:29,220 --> 00:23:30,686 Joystick. Dong. 319 00:23:30,722 --> 00:23:33,589 Zipper lizard. Tallywaker. Trouser-snake. Schlong. 320 00:23:33,624 --> 00:23:35,958 That... That's enough, Rhet. Thank you. 321 00:23:36,026 --> 00:23:37,727 No problem. 322 00:23:37,762 --> 00:23:39,762 Now, it's a race against time. 323 00:23:39,797 --> 00:23:43,866 Sparky sperm is loose and he's heading for the target, 324 00:23:43,901 --> 00:23:45,768 Edna, the egg. 325 00:23:45,803 --> 00:23:49,171 And when he reaches it, he makes a baby. 326 00:23:49,206 --> 00:23:50,305 BOY: Go, Edna. 327 00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,274 (LAUGHING) 328 00:23:52,309 --> 00:23:56,111 That... That is exactly what we don't want. 329 00:23:56,146 --> 00:23:58,414 Not yet. So... 330 00:23:58,449 --> 00:23:59,615 (STUDENTS CHEERING) 331 00:23:59,650 --> 00:24:03,652 Use one of these at all times! 332 00:24:05,055 --> 00:24:07,890 It's called a condom. 333 00:24:08,058 --> 00:24:09,592 ALL: Condom. 334 00:24:10,060 --> 00:24:11,460 Condom. 335 00:24:11,496 --> 00:24:12,795 (ENUNCIATING) Condom. 336 00:24:12,830 --> 00:24:15,230 (CHANTING) Condom. Condom. Condom. 337 00:24:16,901 --> 00:24:17,833 (SCREAMING) 338 00:24:21,138 --> 00:24:23,372 Come on. Will ya? 339 00:24:23,408 --> 00:24:25,508 What's the holdup? We ain't got all day. Come on! 340 00:24:28,846 --> 00:24:30,078 Here, let me try. 341 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:36,419 Thanks, Brad. It's okay. 342 00:24:43,628 --> 00:24:45,160 Oh, divine, divine! 343 00:24:45,195 --> 00:24:47,496 Whoo! Thank you. 344 00:24:47,598 --> 00:24:50,433 This reminds me when I played Mary, Queen of Scots. 345 00:24:50,535 --> 00:24:51,700 Really? You did? 346 00:24:51,736 --> 00:24:54,603 Yes, in New Haven. The critics loved me. 347 00:24:54,639 --> 00:24:57,506 So what happened? The best reviews in the world, 348 00:24:57,575 --> 00:25:00,275 and then two years without a part. Oh, well. 349 00:25:00,311 --> 00:25:01,877 I love teaching. 350 00:25:01,913 --> 00:25:03,913 Aw, Ms. Malloy. 351 00:25:03,948 --> 00:25:06,415 I love you. Aww. 352 00:25:06,451 --> 00:25:09,418 I mean, you're just not like the other teachers. 353 00:25:09,454 --> 00:25:11,620 Darling, all the world's a stage! 354 00:25:11,656 --> 00:25:16,625 Ms. Malloy, my life is a walking, talking tragedy. 355 00:25:16,694 --> 00:25:20,128 Louise, my dear, there's so much of you in me it hurts. 356 00:25:22,633 --> 00:25:24,333 Oh, I've never seen this before. 357 00:25:27,638 --> 00:25:28,804 That's cool. 358 00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:30,906 Take a look, dear. It's very old. 359 00:25:35,112 --> 00:25:36,311 (GASPING) 360 00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:38,948 That's really strange. 361 00:25:40,017 --> 00:25:41,517 Do you like it? 362 00:25:41,586 --> 00:25:43,218 Yeah. 363 00:25:43,253 --> 00:25:45,788 I think you should keep it. 364 00:25:45,857 --> 00:25:47,957 Me? Absolutely. 365 00:25:47,992 --> 00:25:50,092 I believe it'll bring you luck. 366 00:25:52,830 --> 00:25:56,365 Oh, I feel different already. 367 00:25:56,400 --> 00:25:58,400 (SCHOOL BELL RINGING) 368 00:26:00,404 --> 00:26:02,237 Louise. 369 00:26:02,272 --> 00:26:04,807 My cousin David is coming from out of town, 370 00:26:04,842 --> 00:26:07,409 and he needs a date for the dance Friday, 371 00:26:07,444 --> 00:26:10,846 so I was wondering if you'd like to come with us. 372 00:26:10,882 --> 00:26:13,148 Well, I... 373 00:26:13,183 --> 00:26:15,484 Sure! Okay! (CHUCKLING) 374 00:26:15,586 --> 00:26:18,220 Great. We'll pick you up about 8:00. 375 00:26:18,255 --> 00:26:19,454 See ya. Okay. 376 00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:21,023 Bye! Bye! 377 00:26:21,058 --> 00:26:22,457 See ya there! 378 00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:25,494 I mean, here! I... I mean...then. 379 00:26:25,530 --> 00:26:27,162 (SHUDDERING) 380 00:26:27,197 --> 00:26:28,697 Do you believe that? 381 00:26:28,766 --> 00:26:30,599 Not really. (CHUCKLING) 382 00:26:30,635 --> 00:26:33,468 Well, I guess everybody else already had a date. 383 00:26:33,504 --> 00:26:36,572 Louise, she didn't ask me. 384 00:26:36,607 --> 00:26:39,008 Maybe she's really starting to like you. 385 00:26:39,677 --> 00:26:41,476 Randa? 386 00:26:41,512 --> 00:26:44,346 Well, maybe your luck is starting to change. 387 00:26:44,381 --> 00:26:47,416 Oh, my God. What are you going to wear? 388 00:26:56,326 --> 00:26:57,325 Dad? 389 00:27:00,264 --> 00:27:04,232 Oh, come on, kitten. Why the long face? 390 00:27:04,268 --> 00:27:07,002 That outfit your mother bought you looks great on you. 391 00:27:07,538 --> 00:27:08,837 Dad... 392 00:27:11,842 --> 00:27:14,643 This... This is what everybody's wearing. 393 00:27:16,246 --> 00:27:17,980 I look like such a geek. 394 00:27:19,684 --> 00:27:22,618 Dad, she has no idea what it's like for me. 395 00:27:22,687 --> 00:27:24,553 (CHUCKLING) 396 00:27:24,589 --> 00:27:26,689 Now I'm going to show you something. 397 00:27:28,059 --> 00:27:30,325 Dad, just forget it, okay? 398 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:32,494 I've already seen mom's senior picture. 399 00:27:32,563 --> 00:27:34,897 No, no, no. 400 00:27:34,932 --> 00:27:38,601 I'm going to let you in on a little secret. 401 00:27:43,107 --> 00:27:44,106 Ah. 402 00:27:44,241 --> 00:27:45,340 Hmm. 403 00:27:47,044 --> 00:27:50,045 LOUISE: Ew! So who's that? 404 00:27:50,081 --> 00:27:53,548 That is your mom in junior high. (GASPING) 405 00:27:53,584 --> 00:27:56,719 Oh! That's mom? 406 00:27:56,754 --> 00:27:59,788 Oh, Frank, that's a terrible picture of me! 407 00:27:59,824 --> 00:28:03,626 No, Mom! I think you look really...sweet. 408 00:28:03,661 --> 00:28:04,559 Oh, yeah. 409 00:28:06,497 --> 00:28:07,896 (GASPING) Oh, my God. They're here! 410 00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,933 (INHALES) How do I look? 411 00:28:11,068 --> 00:28:13,135 Knock 'em dead, kitten. You look very sweet. 412 00:28:13,237 --> 00:28:14,703 Okay. Okay. 413 00:28:16,340 --> 00:28:17,873 Bye. Bye. 414 00:28:21,478 --> 00:28:22,611 (BURPING) 415 00:28:23,748 --> 00:28:24,680 Hi. 416 00:28:27,084 --> 00:28:29,785 I'm David, Randa's cousin. 417 00:28:29,820 --> 00:28:31,954 Ready? 418 00:28:31,989 --> 00:28:35,791 Wow, I love your look, complete with beaver cleaver advance. (LAUGHING) 419 00:28:35,826 --> 00:28:37,860 You are going to wear your glasses, aren't you? 420 00:28:37,895 --> 00:28:39,928 I don't wear glasses. 421 00:28:40,031 --> 00:28:41,596 Huh. Shall we? 422 00:28:45,102 --> 00:28:47,836 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 423 00:28:47,872 --> 00:28:50,272 DEEJAY: Hey, Kids! Welcome to your harvest dance! 424 00:28:50,307 --> 00:28:52,675 Yeah, time to sow some wild oats! 425 00:28:52,710 --> 00:28:55,678 I'm Ramondo, your favorite radio deejay. 426 00:28:55,713 --> 00:28:57,546 Listen, you're out here to have fun, you know. 427 00:28:57,581 --> 00:28:59,715 If you don't dance, we shoot at your feet. 428 00:28:59,750 --> 00:29:01,116 Whoa! Ho-ho! 429 00:29:03,020 --> 00:29:04,687 Look, uh, can you just go ahead? 430 00:29:04,722 --> 00:29:06,789 I... I need to go to the ladies' room. 431 00:29:06,824 --> 00:29:08,390 Okay, babe, you got it. 432 00:29:13,263 --> 00:29:15,263 ♪ I'm an emotion 433 00:29:16,734 --> 00:29:20,135 ♪ I'm like a bomb goin' off and I'm in 434 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:21,904 ♪ Millions of pieces 435 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:25,941 ♪ Runnin' around till I drop but I 436 00:29:27,078 --> 00:29:28,711 ♪ I can be a cool one 437 00:29:30,514 --> 00:29:33,816 ♪ I can be brilliant at times but then 438 00:29:33,851 --> 00:29:35,584 ♪ Pull back the feelin' 439 00:29:37,454 --> 00:29:39,254 ♪ Don't really know why I stop 440 00:29:39,289 --> 00:29:42,725 ♪ But it's a shame, shame, shame 441 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:46,195 ♪ That I always have to change 442 00:29:46,230 --> 00:29:49,631 ♪ It's a shame, shame, shame 443 00:29:49,666 --> 00:29:53,836 ♪ That I always have to change ♪ 444 00:29:56,874 --> 00:29:58,240 Guess who? 445 00:29:58,275 --> 00:30:00,275 (CACKLING) 446 00:30:04,715 --> 00:30:08,250 What are you trying to do, embarrass me in front of a bunch of strangers? 447 00:30:08,819 --> 00:30:12,020 Oh, nice bow tie. 448 00:30:12,056 --> 00:30:16,391 Oh, and where'd you get the haircut, hmm? Dr. Demento? 449 00:30:16,493 --> 00:30:19,194 Jeez, I... I didn't think I looked that bad. 450 00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:22,264 Okay. Okay. 451 00:30:22,332 --> 00:30:26,001 It's Friday the 13th, and we're obviously stuck with each other, 452 00:30:26,036 --> 00:30:28,670 so let's call a truce, okay? 453 00:30:29,173 --> 00:30:30,272 Okay. 454 00:30:30,307 --> 00:30:32,474 ♪ It's a shame, shame, shame 455 00:30:32,509 --> 00:30:36,278 ♪ That you always have to change ♪ 456 00:30:36,313 --> 00:30:37,679 All right, guys, grab your wallets, 457 00:30:37,714 --> 00:30:40,215 'cause here comes a slow song. 458 00:30:42,419 --> 00:30:44,019 (SLOW SONG PLAYING) 459 00:30:51,896 --> 00:30:53,662 You want to smoke some weed? 460 00:30:53,764 --> 00:30:56,832 No. No drinks, no weed, no pot, no pills, 461 00:30:56,867 --> 00:31:00,035 no roaming hands. 462 00:31:00,070 --> 00:31:03,338 I'd like to sit this one out, if you don't mind. 463 00:31:03,373 --> 00:31:04,606 (SLOW ROCK SONG PLAYING) 464 00:31:08,779 --> 00:31:10,378 I could just die. 465 00:31:10,414 --> 00:31:12,514 Can you believe this guy I'm here with? 466 00:31:12,549 --> 00:31:15,083 Be grateful. I had to come alone. 467 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:22,757 (BOTH SIGHING) God... 468 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:24,726 I wish he'd just look at me. 469 00:31:27,431 --> 00:31:28,897 POPPY: Oh, my God! 470 00:31:29,867 --> 00:31:31,533 He's looking right at you! 471 00:31:32,236 --> 00:31:34,502 I wish he'd just come over. 472 00:31:43,613 --> 00:31:45,113 Excuse me. 473 00:31:45,149 --> 00:31:47,582 I need to talk to you. Can we step outside? 474 00:31:47,617 --> 00:31:49,584 Sure... Brad. 475 00:31:59,930 --> 00:32:03,232 Boy, look at those stars. 476 00:32:03,267 --> 00:32:06,869 Yeah. You know, the closest one is four light-years away. 477 00:32:06,904 --> 00:32:08,403 Did you know, if we made a wish on it, 478 00:32:08,438 --> 00:32:10,105 it wouldn't come true for eight years. 479 00:32:10,140 --> 00:32:13,775 Yes, that's... I'm sorry. I just... 480 00:32:13,810 --> 00:32:17,479 When I'm nervous, I just can't stop talking. 481 00:32:17,514 --> 00:32:19,948 Well, what are you nervous about? 482 00:32:19,984 --> 00:32:23,151 Well, you know... Being this close to you. 483 00:32:23,187 --> 00:32:25,587 I'm sorry. 484 00:32:25,622 --> 00:32:28,556 Well, what did you want to talk to me about? 485 00:32:29,526 --> 00:32:32,594 Well...can I speak freely to you? 486 00:32:32,696 --> 00:32:34,196 Sure. Of course. 487 00:32:34,331 --> 00:32:37,399 I have a little brother. I know about men. 488 00:32:37,434 --> 00:32:39,601 Can I come over to your house tomorrow night? 489 00:32:39,636 --> 00:32:41,436 Well, my parents are going to be home. 490 00:32:41,505 --> 00:32:43,038 That's okay. Huh? 491 00:32:43,073 --> 00:32:46,741 Yeah, well, I'd like you to help me with my English paper. 492 00:32:48,512 --> 00:32:51,113 Oh. Love to. Great. 493 00:32:51,148 --> 00:32:52,547 Oh, thanks. 494 00:32:52,582 --> 00:32:55,850 You know how Mr. Weaver is, and if I don't improve on my grade, 495 00:32:55,953 --> 00:32:57,719 I won't be able to play football, 496 00:32:57,754 --> 00:32:59,821 and that pretty much blows any chance of SC. 497 00:33:01,625 --> 00:33:03,458 Having fun? 498 00:33:03,493 --> 00:33:04,826 Give David your keys. 499 00:33:04,861 --> 00:33:07,262 We're going over to Kiki's in her car. 500 00:33:11,668 --> 00:33:13,001 Thanks, Sport. 501 00:33:13,570 --> 00:33:14,736 Bye. 502 00:33:18,976 --> 00:33:20,208 Ahem. 503 00:33:20,244 --> 00:33:21,576 The night's young. 504 00:33:21,611 --> 00:33:23,845 (LAUGHING) Let's party. 505 00:33:23,981 --> 00:33:27,983 I can drive through a fog like a hog with a hard-on. (CHUCKLING) 506 00:33:28,018 --> 00:33:29,851 Let's go, Wolf Man. 507 00:33:30,587 --> 00:33:31,853 (DAVID WHISTLING) 508 00:33:31,888 --> 00:33:35,257 Uh, David, this is not the way to Kiki's. Says whom? 509 00:33:36,526 --> 00:33:38,360 Give me some soul kisses, baby! 510 00:33:38,395 --> 00:33:40,963 Ugh! How would you like it if somebody groped you? 511 00:33:40,998 --> 00:33:43,131 I'd love it, baby! Come on! (LAUGHING) 512 00:33:43,167 --> 00:33:45,700 Hey, I got an idea! Let's do it while we're movin'! 513 00:33:45,735 --> 00:33:47,102 (SHOUTING) David! 514 00:33:47,137 --> 00:33:49,004 Stop it! David! Ahhh! 515 00:33:49,039 --> 00:33:50,405 Knock it off! 516 00:33:50,441 --> 00:33:52,707 Give me one kiss and I'll be nice! Hah! 517 00:33:52,742 --> 00:33:54,809 I wish you would just leave me alone! 518 00:33:55,679 --> 00:33:57,412 Ahhh! Ahhh! 519 00:33:57,448 --> 00:33:59,348 (TIRES SCREECHING) Ahhh! 520 00:33:59,416 --> 00:34:00,949 (HORNS HONKING) Ahhh! 521 00:34:01,051 --> 00:34:02,417 Oh, no! 522 00:34:02,453 --> 00:34:05,220 (TIRES SCREECHING) (SCREAMING) 523 00:34:17,701 --> 00:34:19,301 (TIRES SCREECHING) 524 00:34:24,008 --> 00:34:26,208 What am I gonna do? 525 00:34:27,378 --> 00:34:29,378 How do I get him back? I don't know what to do. 526 00:34:29,413 --> 00:34:32,481 Madame Serena. Madame Serena will know what to do. 527 00:34:32,516 --> 00:34:34,449 Oh, what if mom finds out, she'll kill me! 528 00:34:34,485 --> 00:34:36,284 Oh, no. 529 00:34:36,320 --> 00:34:38,153 Looks like she's home now. 530 00:34:38,188 --> 00:34:40,255 Serena. Serena, you're not gonna believe this. 531 00:34:40,324 --> 00:34:42,524 Please, be here. Oh, be here. 532 00:34:42,559 --> 00:34:44,792 (KNOCKING) Open up! Hello? 533 00:34:44,828 --> 00:34:47,862 Hello? Oh, no! She's closed. 534 00:34:57,241 --> 00:34:58,673 Where's mom? 535 00:34:58,708 --> 00:35:01,309 Out. What are you supposed to be? 536 00:35:02,379 --> 00:35:04,012 This is disgusting! 537 00:35:04,048 --> 00:35:07,215 You better clean this mess up before mom gets home. 538 00:35:07,251 --> 00:35:08,816 I don't have to. 539 00:35:08,852 --> 00:35:12,087 I am telling you, I don't want to listen to her yell at you. 540 00:35:12,122 --> 00:35:14,456 You are an unbelievable pig! 541 00:35:14,591 --> 00:35:16,458 I'm rubber, you're glue. 542 00:35:16,493 --> 00:35:18,993 Whatever you call me sticks back on you. 543 00:35:19,029 --> 00:35:20,995 No. I'm rubber, you're glue. 544 00:35:21,031 --> 00:35:23,165 Whatever you call me sticks back on you! 545 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,234 You think you're hot stuff 'cause you went to a dance. 546 00:35:26,270 --> 00:35:31,573 Dream on! Nobody wants to date you, because you're a dog. A dog! 547 00:35:31,708 --> 00:35:34,042 A dog! (GASPING) (GASPING) 548 00:35:34,678 --> 00:35:35,877 (RICHIE WOOFING) 549 00:35:35,912 --> 00:35:37,912 Hey, I feel funny. 550 00:35:37,981 --> 00:35:38,913 Can't stand up! 551 00:35:40,084 --> 00:35:41,716 You are standing up. 552 00:35:41,851 --> 00:35:43,185 I'm a dog! (WOOFING) 553 00:35:43,220 --> 00:35:45,687 Louise, what did you do to me? 554 00:35:45,722 --> 00:35:47,789 You! You... Nothing! Nothing I can't fix. 555 00:35:47,824 --> 00:35:51,025 It was just a mistake! I can fix it! 556 00:35:51,061 --> 00:35:53,995 Look at me! I'm a... Look at all this hair on me! 557 00:35:54,030 --> 00:35:56,698 I even smell like a dog! Aw man wait... 558 00:35:56,733 --> 00:35:58,700 Richie! Come back! I got to get out of here! Help! 559 00:35:58,735 --> 00:36:00,735 (HORN HONKING) Richie, I promise I can fix it! Just... 560 00:36:00,770 --> 00:36:03,004 It's mom! She hates dogs! 561 00:36:03,039 --> 00:36:05,107 Can we... She'll take me off to the pound. 562 00:36:05,142 --> 00:36:07,576 Louise, we got to do something. I can change you back. 563 00:36:07,611 --> 00:36:08,776 Whoo, you stink! 564 00:36:08,812 --> 00:36:09,811 I've got an idea. 565 00:36:09,846 --> 00:36:11,713 A bath? This is your great idea? 566 00:36:11,748 --> 00:36:13,881 You don't want to go to the pound, do you? Let me go! 567 00:36:13,984 --> 00:36:15,950 They kill dogs at the pound. What are you doing? 568 00:36:16,052 --> 00:36:17,785 I definitely promise to fix this... What's going on? 569 00:36:17,821 --> 00:36:19,554 Just as soon as my friend gets back. I hate baths! 570 00:36:19,689 --> 00:36:20,788 There's water! No! 571 00:36:20,924 --> 00:36:23,325 No! No! (SPLASHING) 572 00:36:24,961 --> 00:36:27,061 (GROANING) 573 00:36:27,697 --> 00:36:30,599 (GASPING AND PANTING) 574 00:36:33,437 --> 00:36:36,004 You've been acting crazy! Ahhh! Richie! 575 00:36:36,039 --> 00:36:38,240 I'm sorry, I'm sorry! 576 00:36:38,275 --> 00:36:41,009 Let me out, you sucker! You pervert! 577 00:36:41,077 --> 00:36:42,177 MADAME SERENA: What did I tell you? 578 00:36:42,212 --> 00:36:45,480 At 16, your powers would come into play. 579 00:36:45,516 --> 00:36:48,983 And you know, the really weird thing is, 580 00:36:49,085 --> 00:36:51,052 I don't even know how I changed him back. 581 00:36:51,121 --> 00:36:52,420 You didn't. 582 00:36:52,456 --> 00:36:54,756 Beginners' spells are very weak. 583 00:36:54,791 --> 00:36:57,992 They wear off. Water reverses them. They'll get stronger. 584 00:36:58,895 --> 00:36:59,994 Me? 585 00:37:00,964 --> 00:37:02,364 A witch? 586 00:37:02,399 --> 00:37:06,568 You have the power to make anything you want happen. 587 00:37:06,603 --> 00:37:11,606 You mean like make potions and curses and all that junk? 588 00:37:12,809 --> 00:37:14,008 Where'd you get that? 589 00:37:14,044 --> 00:37:17,445 What? Oh, um, at school. Why? 590 00:37:19,115 --> 00:37:21,749 I think it's time you saw something. 591 00:37:26,323 --> 00:37:30,925 There comes a time in every witch's life that she must see this. 592 00:37:32,196 --> 00:37:34,329 You won't believe it. 593 00:37:34,364 --> 00:37:37,399 (CACKLING) 594 00:37:46,142 --> 00:37:50,044 Here it is, "New faces of 1652." 595 00:37:50,747 --> 00:37:51,680 Look here. 596 00:37:52,649 --> 00:37:54,182 That's you, 597 00:37:54,218 --> 00:37:58,587 and you were wearing the same amulet that you're wearing now. 598 00:37:58,655 --> 00:37:59,854 And that's me. 599 00:37:59,889 --> 00:38:01,189 LOUISE: You're kidding! 600 00:38:01,225 --> 00:38:04,192 Mmm. Then why did I get the amulet again? 601 00:38:04,294 --> 00:38:07,395 Because it belongs to you. You belong to it. 602 00:38:07,431 --> 00:38:09,764 It's a symbol of your power. 603 00:38:09,799 --> 00:38:11,600 I wasn't even looking for it. 604 00:38:11,635 --> 00:38:13,602 But it was looking for you. 605 00:38:13,637 --> 00:38:15,036 That's the way magic works. 606 00:38:16,506 --> 00:38:17,706 Here... 607 00:38:21,278 --> 00:38:22,377 Read this. 608 00:38:22,412 --> 00:38:24,746 Brush up on your basics. 609 00:38:24,781 --> 00:38:27,815 You're a very lucky girl. 610 00:38:27,851 --> 00:38:32,554 We can even make our own money. Come on. I'll show you. 611 00:38:32,589 --> 00:38:36,190 SERENA: First, a lump of coal. Now, put your hand over it. 612 00:38:37,060 --> 00:38:39,261 Come on. Repeat after me. 613 00:38:40,063 --> 00:38:44,098 Arra arralon shem hemforus. 614 00:38:44,134 --> 00:38:47,569 Arra arralon shem hemforus. 615 00:38:47,604 --> 00:38:51,606 Mecca ramedy e pluribus unum. 616 00:38:51,675 --> 00:38:53,975 Mecca ramedy e pluribus unum! 617 00:38:56,079 --> 00:38:57,011 (GASPING) 618 00:38:58,415 --> 00:39:00,047 Want to try hundreds? 619 00:39:00,150 --> 00:39:02,550 Uh, no. No, not now. I got to go. 620 00:39:02,586 --> 00:39:03,885 Wait! 621 00:39:05,322 --> 00:39:08,923 Louise! I know what it's like at school! 622 00:39:10,661 --> 00:39:12,494 People treat you like a little girl. 623 00:39:14,464 --> 00:39:15,863 Yeah. 624 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:17,532 They do. 625 00:39:18,502 --> 00:39:21,469 Don't you know what this means? 626 00:39:21,538 --> 00:39:26,775 We can change all that, make them respect you. It'll be fun! 627 00:39:26,843 --> 00:39:28,843 We can? 628 00:39:28,945 --> 00:39:31,680 There's somebody you want to get back on, right? 629 00:39:32,048 --> 00:39:34,115 Well, maybe. 630 00:39:34,150 --> 00:39:37,686 Sure. I know what it's like to be 16. 631 00:39:37,721 --> 00:39:40,722 I've been 16 four times already. 632 00:39:40,757 --> 00:39:44,125 Liebchen, with me in your corner, 633 00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:48,630 they won't have Louise Miller to kick around anymore. (LAUGHING) 634 00:39:48,665 --> 00:39:51,499 Thanks. Thanks, Madame Serena. 635 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,906 (HUMMING) 636 00:40:00,977 --> 00:40:02,076 ♪ Money tree 637 00:40:02,111 --> 00:40:03,978 ♪ Oh! Oh! For me! 638 00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:05,413 ♪ Help me save the money tree 639 00:40:06,149 --> 00:40:07,649 ♪ The money, oh ♪ 640 00:40:09,486 --> 00:40:11,986 Hell's bells. 641 00:40:22,866 --> 00:40:23,865 (BLOWING) 642 00:40:28,372 --> 00:40:33,875 "Magic works by stimulating the harmonies that exist in nature. 643 00:40:33,910 --> 00:40:36,911 "All things natural are under your sway. 644 00:40:37,814 --> 00:40:40,081 "The power is in the word. 645 00:40:40,149 --> 00:40:42,283 "Be careful what you say." 646 00:40:44,988 --> 00:40:47,355 The power is in the word. 647 00:40:48,725 --> 00:40:50,625 (FAINTLY) The power is in the word. 648 00:40:52,128 --> 00:40:55,630 Um, "Basic spells to call the winds. 649 00:40:58,001 --> 00:41:02,136 "Omni suminaro suminaro wawan." 650 00:41:05,375 --> 00:41:09,611 Omni suminaro suminaro wawan. 651 00:41:09,646 --> 00:41:11,579 (WIND WHISTLING) 652 00:41:23,159 --> 00:41:26,895 Omni suminaro suminaro wawan! 653 00:41:30,634 --> 00:41:31,900 Ahhh! 654 00:41:33,303 --> 00:41:34,368 Ugh! 655 00:41:35,004 --> 00:41:37,705 Wawan reversum! 656 00:41:41,778 --> 00:41:43,578 Phew. 657 00:41:43,613 --> 00:41:45,012 Not bad. 658 00:41:52,388 --> 00:41:54,188 "To summon rain. 659 00:41:56,560 --> 00:42:00,528 "Omni regere suminaro." (THUNDER RUMBLING) 660 00:42:00,564 --> 00:42:04,599 Omni regere suminaro! 661 00:42:04,634 --> 00:42:05,967 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 662 00:42:07,471 --> 00:42:08,837 (GIGGLING) 663 00:42:10,841 --> 00:42:12,807 (THUNDER CRASHING) 664 00:42:13,977 --> 00:42:15,944 (CAROUSEL MUSIC PLAYS) 665 00:42:18,181 --> 00:42:19,447 (LAUGHING) 666 00:42:37,601 --> 00:42:41,068 "The truth spell can be applied to chronic liars. 667 00:42:41,104 --> 00:42:43,204 "They will only be able to tell the truth, 668 00:42:43,272 --> 00:42:46,073 "no matter what the consequences. 669 00:42:46,109 --> 00:42:49,243 "You need the following..." 670 00:42:49,278 --> 00:42:50,845 You should sing the lead in the school play. 671 00:42:50,881 --> 00:42:52,413 Kiki, your voice sounds great. 672 00:42:52,448 --> 00:42:54,749 No. I'm not kidding, Kiki. 673 00:42:54,784 --> 00:42:56,718 I mean, doesn't it sound great, Randa? 674 00:42:56,753 --> 00:42:59,787 You should sing for real! Yeah? 675 00:42:59,823 --> 00:43:04,559 Astrath barbas tetragormaton, theos ishnos arthitos! 676 00:43:05,161 --> 00:43:07,161 What? 677 00:43:07,196 --> 00:43:10,698 It's a, uh... New U2 song. 678 00:43:10,734 --> 00:43:13,234 Yeah. It... It's really cool. Oh, really? 679 00:43:13,269 --> 00:43:15,537 Uh-huh. It's a... An import. 680 00:43:15,605 --> 00:43:16,905 Oh. 681 00:43:16,940 --> 00:43:19,306 To tell you the truth, Kiki, your voice is lousy. 682 00:43:19,342 --> 00:43:21,242 You sound like Pee-wee Herman. What? 683 00:43:21,277 --> 00:43:23,545 She's right. You cannot carry a tune. 684 00:43:23,580 --> 00:43:24,746 What do you mean? Yes, I can! 685 00:43:24,814 --> 00:43:27,615 She's just being honest. Your voice sounds terrible. 686 00:43:27,651 --> 00:43:30,317 I mean, you shouldn't even be allowed to sing Happy Birthday, okay? 687 00:43:30,353 --> 00:43:32,887 Butt out, Shawn. You know, I don't even like you. 688 00:43:32,923 --> 00:43:35,757 Neither does anybody else. Uh-huh. 689 00:43:35,825 --> 00:43:39,226 Great. Then I won't have to pick you up every day and deal with your alcy mother. 690 00:43:39,262 --> 00:43:43,464 Really, Kiki. Your mother's a joke. Everyone feels sorry for you. 691 00:43:43,499 --> 00:43:47,101 And who are you? Princess Di? 692 00:43:47,136 --> 00:43:49,571 Look, you're too lazy to even cover your roots. 693 00:43:49,639 --> 00:43:51,606 Shut up, skank! Ahhh! 694 00:43:52,842 --> 00:43:54,375 GIRL: She threw her in the pool. 695 00:43:54,410 --> 00:43:58,512 (PANTING) I was just kidding, Randa. I really do like your hair. 696 00:43:58,548 --> 00:44:00,949 SHAWN: Randa, you know, I think the whole world can see your bruise. 697 00:44:00,984 --> 00:44:04,351 Hmm. RANDA: Oh, but out, bitch! 698 00:44:04,387 --> 00:44:06,721 (CROAKING) SERENA: When you look in the mirror, 699 00:44:06,756 --> 00:44:09,991 you're going to thank me for this. 700 00:44:11,061 --> 00:44:12,526 Omni... 701 00:44:13,162 --> 00:44:15,329 Transformatum... 702 00:44:15,364 --> 00:44:19,200 Saliente...rex! (CROAKING) 703 00:44:21,437 --> 00:44:23,571 Omni transformatum 704 00:44:23,707 --> 00:44:25,940 saliente rex! 705 00:44:26,409 --> 00:44:27,842 (FROG CROAKING) 706 00:44:28,778 --> 00:44:30,111 How'd it go? 707 00:44:30,146 --> 00:44:33,214 Oh, Serena, it was wonderful! It was perfect! 708 00:44:33,249 --> 00:44:36,117 I told you... The time of your life. 709 00:44:36,185 --> 00:44:39,921 This is just the beginning. It's going to be like the good old days! 710 00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:43,791 Madame Serena... What? 711 00:44:43,893 --> 00:44:47,394 You know I... I'm crazy about Brad. 712 00:44:47,463 --> 00:44:51,332 Well, can I... Well, you know... 713 00:44:52,168 --> 00:44:54,201 Make him love me? 714 00:44:54,237 --> 00:44:57,705 Are you kidding? Love you? 715 00:44:57,741 --> 00:45:01,743 With me being your coach, he's gonna become your love slave! 716 00:45:01,778 --> 00:45:04,746 (FROG CROAKING) Do you... Do you think we can really do this? 717 00:45:04,781 --> 00:45:06,547 Of course. 718 00:45:06,582 --> 00:45:09,784 But first you need to do a spell for me. 719 00:45:09,819 --> 00:45:12,687 Now just relax and give me the juice. 720 00:45:14,024 --> 00:45:17,792 (CROAKING) Omni transformatum 721 00:45:17,827 --> 00:45:21,029 saliente rex! 722 00:45:21,131 --> 00:45:23,031 (CROAKING) 723 00:45:23,900 --> 00:45:25,566 (CROAKING FASTER) 724 00:45:29,906 --> 00:45:31,505 Oh! 725 00:45:31,541 --> 00:45:34,142 Well, where'd he go? 726 00:45:34,177 --> 00:45:37,411 Never mind. I know just where to find him. 727 00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:38,813 About Brad... 728 00:45:38,848 --> 00:45:42,616 All you need to do is sprinkle this on your bed, 729 00:45:42,652 --> 00:45:45,019 get Brad to sit on it while you say, 730 00:45:45,188 --> 00:45:48,556 "Lothum sorceratum athenora." 731 00:45:48,591 --> 00:45:50,758 Lothum sorceratum athenora. 732 00:45:50,794 --> 00:45:54,128 Now, you mustn't delay with these spells. 733 00:45:54,164 --> 00:45:56,297 They tend to stale. 734 00:45:56,332 --> 00:46:01,368 He's going to be crazy about you... A love slave! 735 00:46:01,404 --> 00:46:02,469 (CHUCKLING) 736 00:46:08,078 --> 00:46:11,979 Oh, Prince! Are you there? 737 00:46:14,117 --> 00:46:15,449 Oh... 738 00:46:15,484 --> 00:46:18,052 That wonderful witch. 739 00:46:18,088 --> 00:46:19,821 She did it. 740 00:46:21,024 --> 00:46:23,991 Darling, how I have longed 741 00:46:24,027 --> 00:46:26,928 to see you standing there before me... 742 00:46:26,963 --> 00:46:29,931 Loving me, adoring me. 743 00:46:29,999 --> 00:46:34,001 What, darling? What do you want to say? 744 00:46:34,037 --> 00:46:37,205 How long I've waited to hear these words! 745 00:46:37,240 --> 00:46:39,340 Speak! Speak! 746 00:46:40,977 --> 00:46:43,377 (CROAKING) 747 00:46:51,221 --> 00:46:53,187 (DOORBELL RINGING) 748 00:46:59,362 --> 00:47:00,928 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 749 00:47:05,568 --> 00:47:06,834 Hi... Brad... 750 00:47:06,870 --> 00:47:07,969 Hi, Louise. 751 00:47:11,741 --> 00:47:13,474 Isn't it a little dim in here for us to study? 752 00:47:14,644 --> 00:47:16,944 Oh. Uh... 753 00:47:16,980 --> 00:47:18,946 Yeah. Uh, I can fix that. 754 00:47:19,015 --> 00:47:20,047 Sure. 755 00:47:26,622 --> 00:47:27,655 Where are all the chairs? 756 00:47:29,125 --> 00:47:31,458 Chairs? Uh... 757 00:47:31,494 --> 00:47:32,827 Being reupholstered. 758 00:47:34,164 --> 00:47:36,831 Well, I guess we'll just have to sit on the bed. 759 00:47:47,476 --> 00:47:48,976 Where are all the chairs? 760 00:47:49,012 --> 00:47:51,378 Never mind. Just get out and leave us alone, 761 00:47:51,447 --> 00:47:54,081 or you'll be having dog food for dinner. 762 00:47:54,117 --> 00:47:57,751 (WHIMPERING) 763 00:47:57,821 --> 00:47:59,187 (LAUGHING) 764 00:48:08,597 --> 00:48:11,098 Uh... I thought you might like this. 765 00:48:13,469 --> 00:48:14,902 Where are all the chairs? 766 00:48:14,938 --> 00:48:18,272 I moved them so I could exercise. 767 00:48:18,808 --> 00:48:20,908 Oh. Well, uh... 768 00:48:20,944 --> 00:48:22,609 Call me if you need anything. 769 00:48:36,059 --> 00:48:37,691 Now we won't be disturbed. 770 00:48:40,363 --> 00:48:41,428 Now, where were we? 771 00:48:41,464 --> 00:48:43,564 Oh, yes, yes. Sit down, sit down. 772 00:48:43,599 --> 00:48:45,099 (CLEARS THROAT) 773 00:48:46,769 --> 00:48:49,370 Lothum malfalon athenona... 774 00:48:49,405 --> 00:48:51,339 What? Seranum somonofic 775 00:48:51,407 --> 00:48:53,741 metolium Brad Powell. What? 776 00:48:53,776 --> 00:48:55,809 I wish that Brad Powell would... 777 00:48:56,946 --> 00:48:58,312 What do you wish? 778 00:48:59,916 --> 00:49:01,315 (SIGHS) Oh... 779 00:49:01,351 --> 00:49:03,317 Never mind. Oh! 780 00:49:09,825 --> 00:49:11,058 Here. 781 00:49:12,128 --> 00:49:13,327 Have a seat. 782 00:49:14,563 --> 00:49:15,696 Don't... 783 00:49:15,731 --> 00:49:17,031 Ask. 784 00:49:17,066 --> 00:49:18,832 Don't even think about asking. 785 00:49:25,775 --> 00:49:27,608 Um, listen... 786 00:49:27,643 --> 00:49:29,443 Do you mind if I get personal for a minute? 787 00:49:29,478 --> 00:49:31,545 I'd like to apologize for a couple of things. 788 00:49:32,581 --> 00:49:33,747 Why, Brad? 789 00:49:34,350 --> 00:49:35,849 Well, first off, 790 00:49:35,885 --> 00:49:37,518 I shouldn't have let you go home with David. 791 00:49:37,553 --> 00:49:38,752 I mean, he was pretty out of it. 792 00:49:38,788 --> 00:49:41,155 Oh, he was harmless. 793 00:49:41,190 --> 00:49:43,124 I told him to get lost and he... 794 00:49:43,192 --> 00:49:44,558 Disappeared. 795 00:49:48,097 --> 00:49:51,632 Anyway, I really appreciate you helping me with my English paper. 796 00:49:53,836 --> 00:49:56,237 You know, it is so hard for me to concentrate at the end of the year. 797 00:49:57,307 --> 00:49:58,772 Oh, graduation? 798 00:49:58,808 --> 00:50:00,908 No. The prom. 799 00:50:00,944 --> 00:50:02,410 Randa brings it up every day... 800 00:50:02,445 --> 00:50:04,745 "What am I going to wear? Where are we going for dinner?" 801 00:50:04,780 --> 00:50:07,248 You know, why do you put up with her? 802 00:50:07,283 --> 00:50:10,351 I mean, she seems so superficial. 803 00:50:10,386 --> 00:50:11,618 Every guy wants to go out with the most 804 00:50:11,654 --> 00:50:13,154 popular girl in school. 805 00:50:13,189 --> 00:50:15,789 Popularity really counts, doesn't it? 806 00:50:15,825 --> 00:50:17,058 Sure. 807 00:50:17,126 --> 00:50:18,859 (GASPS) 808 00:50:18,894 --> 00:50:21,362 We are here to study, not talk. 809 00:50:21,397 --> 00:50:24,832 That's why we refer to it as study period. 810 00:50:24,867 --> 00:50:27,501 No, no, no, no, no! Allow me. Allow me. 811 00:50:28,938 --> 00:50:30,671 (SMIRKING) 812 00:50:30,706 --> 00:50:32,473 Expecting rain, Miss Miller? (STUDENTS CHUCKLING) 813 00:50:32,508 --> 00:50:33,774 Please... 814 00:50:33,809 --> 00:50:36,210 Don't go through my purse, Mr. Weaver. 815 00:50:36,245 --> 00:50:38,745 STUDENT: Ha-Ha... Oh... 816 00:50:38,781 --> 00:50:40,047 (STUDENTS CHUCKLING AND SNEERING) 817 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:42,149 Birth control pills. 818 00:50:42,218 --> 00:50:44,852 (STUDENT WHISTLING) All in their place. 819 00:50:44,988 --> 00:50:47,188 Just thinking about it, eh, Louise? 820 00:50:47,223 --> 00:50:48,722 I'm warning you. 821 00:50:49,125 --> 00:50:51,258 Warning me? 822 00:50:51,394 --> 00:50:53,494 Well, listen to that, will you? 823 00:50:53,529 --> 00:50:55,262 And what will you do if I don't stop... 824 00:50:56,165 --> 00:50:57,331 Tell my mommy? 825 00:50:57,433 --> 00:50:58,599 (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 826 00:50:58,634 --> 00:51:01,402 (STUDENT WHOOPING) 827 00:51:01,570 --> 00:51:03,371 (THUNDER CRACKING)) 828 00:51:12,548 --> 00:51:14,382 (DOOR OPENS) 829 00:51:17,520 --> 00:51:19,987 Oh, what a night. 830 00:51:20,023 --> 00:51:21,855 Isn't that cute? What is that? 831 00:51:22,691 --> 00:51:24,492 Oh, it's nothing, mom. 832 00:51:24,527 --> 00:51:27,361 It's just a little something for school, that's all. 833 00:51:27,397 --> 00:51:29,030 Well, pleasant dreams, honey. 834 00:51:29,065 --> 00:51:32,066 Okay. You too. Good night. 835 00:51:37,940 --> 00:51:39,740 All right, Weaver, 836 00:51:39,775 --> 00:51:42,076 let's see how you like being toyed with. 837 00:51:46,149 --> 00:51:52,819 What is the internal conflict besetting Hamlet in this act? 838 00:51:53,589 --> 00:51:55,523 Anybody know? 839 00:51:55,558 --> 00:51:57,091 MR. WEAVER: I'll give you a hint, class. 840 00:51:58,261 --> 00:52:00,261 Some of you 841 00:52:00,296 --> 00:52:03,330 may have experienced this problem 842 00:52:03,366 --> 00:52:06,333 if your parents are divorced. 843 00:52:08,737 --> 00:52:10,637 It is a crisis 844 00:52:10,673 --> 00:52:12,306 of adolescence. 845 00:52:13,976 --> 00:52:17,678 Hamlet is calling into question 846 00:52:18,181 --> 00:52:20,514 his loyalty. 847 00:52:21,317 --> 00:52:22,716 Does, uh, 848 00:52:22,751 --> 00:52:24,785 does it seem hot in here? 849 00:52:26,289 --> 00:52:27,721 Uh, would somebody, 850 00:52:27,756 --> 00:52:30,458 put... on... the air? (STUDENTS GIGGLING) 851 00:52:33,362 --> 00:52:36,630 What is he calling into question? 852 00:52:36,665 --> 00:52:40,568 He, uh... Nobody thinks it's hot in here? 853 00:52:40,669 --> 00:52:41,602 (LAUGHING) 854 00:52:44,340 --> 00:52:47,040 Uh, the answer I am waiting for 855 00:52:47,076 --> 00:52:50,444 is, what is Hamlet calling into question? 856 00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,146 His... (STUDENTS SQUEALING AND LAUGHING) 857 00:52:52,181 --> 00:52:53,247 GIRLS: Ah! No! 858 00:52:53,282 --> 00:52:55,649 His manhood, you idiots! 859 00:52:57,253 --> 00:52:59,186 What is the matter with you people? 860 00:52:59,222 --> 00:53:00,687 His manhood! 861 00:53:00,723 --> 00:53:01,888 (STUDENTS SQUEALING AND LAUGHING) 862 00:53:05,161 --> 00:53:06,660 Mr. Weaver! 863 00:53:10,233 --> 00:53:11,565 Hot. (STUDENTS LAUGHING) 864 00:53:27,716 --> 00:53:29,049 It's okay, Mr. Weaver. 865 00:53:29,152 --> 00:53:31,252 With a little rest, you'll be just fine. WEAVER: Hmm... 866 00:53:31,387 --> 00:53:32,620 Trust me. 867 00:53:34,157 --> 00:53:35,556 Wow! 868 00:53:35,591 --> 00:53:36,757 WOMAN: Oh! 869 00:53:36,859 --> 00:53:38,091 Mr. Weaver! 870 00:53:38,127 --> 00:53:39,826 MAN: Are you all right, Weaver? 871 00:53:39,862 --> 00:53:40,861 You okay? 872 00:53:42,431 --> 00:53:43,597 What next? 873 00:53:46,735 --> 00:53:48,035 Oh... 874 00:53:48,837 --> 00:53:50,971 How could Richie do this? 875 00:53:51,040 --> 00:53:53,274 She worked so hard on this doll. 876 00:54:19,768 --> 00:54:21,502 ♪ No second chances 877 00:54:21,537 --> 00:54:24,071 ♪ No turns in the track 878 00:54:24,106 --> 00:54:26,006 ♪ This time it's over 879 00:54:26,108 --> 00:54:28,309 ♪ And that's a fact 880 00:54:28,344 --> 00:54:30,511 ♪ Too late for sorrys 881 00:54:30,546 --> 00:54:32,979 ♪ It's over and done 882 00:54:33,015 --> 00:54:36,550 ♪ Hard in a coffin means you had your fun 883 00:54:36,586 --> 00:54:38,552 ♪ All washed up ♪ 884 00:54:39,855 --> 00:54:41,722 Very refreshing. Very refreshing. 885 00:54:41,757 --> 00:54:43,524 Of course, I want to pay for the shower. 886 00:54:43,559 --> 00:54:45,593 That's okay. It's free today. 887 00:54:45,628 --> 00:54:47,595 Oh, well, that's for the hot wax. 888 00:54:52,101 --> 00:54:54,401 Louise. Louise, dear! 889 00:54:54,470 --> 00:54:57,070 Oh! I'm sorry I'm late, it's just that 890 00:54:57,106 --> 00:54:59,373 the most amazing things have been happening. 891 00:54:59,475 --> 00:55:00,441 I know. 892 00:55:00,509 --> 00:55:01,942 I won the state lottery. 893 00:55:02,010 --> 00:55:03,510 Really? 894 00:55:03,546 --> 00:55:05,112 Yes! The whole thing. 895 00:55:05,781 --> 00:55:07,715 And the weird thing is, 896 00:55:07,750 --> 00:55:08,882 I never even bought a ticket! 897 00:55:08,917 --> 00:55:11,352 I got this letter in the mail, 898 00:55:11,387 --> 00:55:14,888 and then I looked in the pocket of my brown sweater and there was this ticket! 899 00:55:14,923 --> 00:55:18,425 Then I realized how perfectly shabby I was looking, 900 00:55:18,461 --> 00:55:20,093 so I bought a whole new wardrobe. 901 00:55:20,129 --> 00:55:22,229 Oh! And your hair. 902 00:55:22,265 --> 00:55:23,664 Oh, you like it? 903 00:55:23,699 --> 00:55:25,832 Are you kidding? Look at you. You're, 904 00:55:25,868 --> 00:55:27,901 you're a raving beauty! 905 00:55:27,936 --> 00:55:29,169 Oh, well... 906 00:55:29,272 --> 00:55:31,338 I don't know about that. 907 00:55:31,374 --> 00:55:32,706 Anyway, 908 00:55:32,742 --> 00:55:37,010 when I left the salon, I met the most wonderful man. 909 00:55:37,045 --> 00:55:39,546 Actually, he's an Argentine count, 910 00:55:39,582 --> 00:55:41,382 Armando Logando. 911 00:55:41,417 --> 00:55:43,284 Oh! Don't tell anyone, 912 00:55:43,319 --> 00:55:46,119 but I'm taking a sabbatical. 913 00:55:46,155 --> 00:55:48,155 Well, it's about time. 914 00:55:48,190 --> 00:55:50,090 Come on. Come on. 915 00:55:50,125 --> 00:55:51,358 And the most wonderful thing, 916 00:55:51,394 --> 00:55:52,626 he's taking me around the world 917 00:55:52,695 --> 00:55:54,528 and a few other places I can't quite remember. 918 00:55:54,563 --> 00:55:55,796 (BOTH GIGGLING) 919 00:55:55,831 --> 00:55:57,698 I don't know why, but I want to thank you. 920 00:55:59,835 --> 00:56:02,469 There he is, Count Logando! 921 00:56:02,571 --> 00:56:04,571 Oh! 922 00:56:04,607 --> 00:56:07,308 Oh, darling! This is that darling Louise. 923 00:56:09,278 --> 00:56:11,512 Louise, I'm leaving everything in your capable hands. 924 00:56:11,547 --> 00:56:13,580 (GASPS) Take hope, dear child. 925 00:56:13,616 --> 00:56:15,582 Believe me. (CHUCKLING) 926 00:56:15,618 --> 00:56:16,850 Anything can happen. 927 00:56:25,494 --> 00:56:26,493 (LAUGHING) 928 00:56:27,229 --> 00:56:28,962 Brad just waved at you. 929 00:56:28,997 --> 00:56:32,232 I know. I wish he saw more in me than just brains, though, you know. 930 00:56:32,267 --> 00:56:33,500 Give him time. 931 00:56:33,536 --> 00:56:35,736 Men are like another species. 932 00:56:35,771 --> 00:56:37,805 They're really hard to get through to. 933 00:56:37,840 --> 00:56:39,573 Like, take Rhet, for example. 934 00:56:39,608 --> 00:56:41,342 (LAUGHS) Rhet? 935 00:56:41,377 --> 00:56:42,609 Capeletti? 936 00:56:42,645 --> 00:56:44,712 (GIGGLING) You like Rhet, Polly? 937 00:56:44,747 --> 00:56:47,113 You think he's weird, don't you? 938 00:56:47,149 --> 00:56:48,915 I mean, he's not exactly my type, 939 00:56:48,951 --> 00:56:51,318 but, yeah, I guess he's cute. 940 00:56:51,354 --> 00:56:53,387 Yeah, and he's really nice, and he's really funny. 941 00:56:53,422 --> 00:56:55,155 I heard him in class once. 942 00:56:55,190 --> 00:56:57,324 Oh, and he has the cutest walk. 943 00:56:57,360 --> 00:56:59,593 Yeah, I guess I could see you guys together. 944 00:56:59,628 --> 00:57:02,028 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 945 00:57:06,569 --> 00:57:07,868 (LIP-SYNCING) ♪ I'm King 946 00:57:07,903 --> 00:57:09,670 ♪ And they know it 947 00:57:09,705 --> 00:57:11,938 ♪ When I snap my fingers, everybody says show it 948 00:57:12,040 --> 00:57:13,039 ♪ I'm hot 949 00:57:13,075 --> 00:57:14,508 ♪ And you're not 950 00:57:14,543 --> 00:57:15,843 ♪ But if you want to hang with me 951 00:57:15,944 --> 00:57:18,044 ♪ I'll give it one shot, top that ♪ 952 00:57:18,347 --> 00:57:19,380 Want a Pez? 953 00:57:19,415 --> 00:57:21,114 No, I'm not in the mood. 954 00:57:21,149 --> 00:57:22,249 Come on. 955 00:57:22,852 --> 00:57:23,884 Oh, my God. 956 00:57:28,123 --> 00:57:29,256 Let's go back the other way. 957 00:57:29,291 --> 00:57:32,192 No! Just go up and talk to him. 958 00:57:32,294 --> 00:57:33,694 Are you kidding? 959 00:57:33,729 --> 00:57:35,228 I'd be so embarrassed. 960 00:57:36,265 --> 00:57:37,798 Look at how funky he is. 961 00:57:42,805 --> 00:57:44,471 I will never be hip. 962 00:57:46,909 --> 00:57:48,008 ♪ I'm hot 963 00:57:48,043 --> 00:57:49,209 ♪ And you're not 964 00:57:49,278 --> 00:57:50,911 ♪ But if you want to hang with me 965 00:57:50,946 --> 00:57:52,112 ♪ I'll give it one shot 966 00:57:52,147 --> 00:57:53,380 ♪ Top that 967 00:57:53,416 --> 00:57:54,915 ♪ Top that 968 00:57:54,950 --> 00:57:56,249 ♪ You can do all that you can 969 00:57:56,285 --> 00:57:57,551 ♪ But you'll never top that 970 00:57:57,586 --> 00:57:59,019 ♪ Top that ♪ 971 00:57:59,087 --> 00:58:01,021 (STATIC ) 972 00:58:05,294 --> 00:58:07,160 (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) 973 00:58:10,433 --> 00:58:11,565 ♪ Supersonic, Idiotic 974 00:58:11,667 --> 00:58:12,900 ♪ Disconnected, not respected 975 00:58:12,935 --> 00:58:15,001 ♪ Who would ever really want to go and top that? 976 00:58:15,037 --> 00:58:16,403 ♪ Such a waste, a pretty face 977 00:58:16,439 --> 00:58:17,604 ♪ But hang it in your nowhere space 978 00:58:17,773 --> 00:58:18,839 ♪ I wish that you would take a look 979 00:58:18,874 --> 00:58:20,774 ♪ And really stop that, top that 980 00:58:20,810 --> 00:58:22,242 ♪ Well, stop that 981 00:58:22,311 --> 00:58:23,477 ♪ I don't really give a 982 00:58:23,512 --> 00:58:25,512 ♪ About tryin' to top that. Top that, 983 00:58:25,548 --> 00:58:26,914 ♪ Stop that 984 00:58:26,949 --> 00:58:28,381 ♪ I wish you'd finally take a real look 985 00:58:28,417 --> 00:58:30,116 ♪ And really stop that 986 00:58:33,956 --> 00:58:35,456 ♪ What's This? ♪ Stop That 987 00:58:35,491 --> 00:58:36,757 ♪ What gives? ♪ Top that 988 00:58:36,792 --> 00:58:37,891 ♪ I don't really give a 989 00:58:37,960 --> 00:58:39,092 ♪ About tryin' to top that 990 00:58:39,161 --> 00:58:40,327 ♪ Top that ♪ Big deal 991 00:58:40,362 --> 00:58:41,495 ♪ Stop that ♪ Unreal 992 00:58:41,530 --> 00:58:42,729 ♪ You can try until you're blue 993 00:58:42,765 --> 00:58:43,864 ♪ I will make a fool o' you 994 00:58:43,933 --> 00:58:45,432 BOTH: ♪ Top that ♪ 995 00:58:48,103 --> 00:58:49,135 (GIGGLING) Whoo! 996 00:58:49,705 --> 00:58:50,804 Top that. 997 00:58:58,681 --> 00:58:59,980 Hi, Serena. 998 00:59:00,015 --> 00:59:01,081 Oh, what is it? 999 00:59:01,116 --> 00:59:03,717 Is it a revenge potion or a bad luck spell or what? 1000 00:59:04,487 --> 00:59:06,152 It's goulash. 1001 00:59:06,555 --> 00:59:08,221 Sorry. 1002 00:59:08,256 --> 00:59:09,523 So, Liebchen, 1003 00:59:09,558 --> 00:59:12,926 now he's eating out of the palm of your hand, right? 1004 00:59:13,061 --> 00:59:14,628 Oh, I couldn't do it. 1005 00:59:14,663 --> 00:59:15,896 Of course you could. 1006 00:59:16,599 --> 00:59:17,998 No. Don't you see? 1007 00:59:18,033 --> 00:59:20,367 I don't want to put a spell on him. 1008 00:59:20,402 --> 00:59:22,836 I want him to like me because of me, 1009 00:59:22,872 --> 00:59:24,605 because he thinks I'm fabulous. 1010 00:59:25,474 --> 00:59:27,073 Kids. 1011 00:59:27,109 --> 00:59:28,775 They're never satisfied. 1012 00:59:28,844 --> 00:59:30,443 Oh, and another thing. 1013 00:59:31,580 --> 00:59:34,515 I want to look... Like her. 1014 00:59:36,719 --> 00:59:38,752 Seems like a waste of a good spell... 1015 00:59:39,622 --> 00:59:41,354 Come on, Serena, listen. 1016 00:59:41,390 --> 00:59:43,724 You know, everybody keeps telling me I'm going to be this, 1017 00:59:43,759 --> 00:59:45,626 this big heartbreaker when I'm older, 1018 00:59:45,661 --> 00:59:47,794 but I'm ready now. 1019 00:59:47,830 --> 00:59:50,163 and I'm just tired of waiting, you know? 1020 00:59:50,198 --> 00:59:53,266 I mean, I want to be the most popular girl. 1021 00:59:53,903 --> 00:59:55,002 That's a big spell. 1022 00:59:55,037 --> 00:59:57,437 It involves a lot of people. 1023 00:59:57,472 --> 01:00:00,340 I'm not sure your powers are strong enough yet. 1024 01:00:00,409 --> 01:00:01,875 So you'll help me, right? 1025 01:00:04,079 --> 01:00:05,211 Right? 1026 01:00:17,560 --> 01:00:20,894 Most popular girl. 1027 01:00:24,633 --> 01:00:26,199 This one looks good. 1028 01:00:27,469 --> 01:00:29,169 "Cleopatra, 1029 01:00:29,204 --> 01:00:30,871 "Marie Antoinette, 1030 01:00:30,906 --> 01:00:32,706 "Marilyn Monroe, 1031 01:00:32,741 --> 01:00:34,374 "Annette Funicello." 1032 01:00:34,409 --> 01:00:35,676 Hmm. No. 1033 01:00:36,745 --> 01:00:37,811 No. 1034 01:00:37,846 --> 01:00:39,012 Let's see what you've got. 1035 01:00:40,315 --> 01:00:43,450 Yes! We might be able to pull this one off. 1036 01:00:43,552 --> 01:00:45,085 Yeah? Yeah! 1037 01:00:48,190 --> 01:00:49,923 Could you hand me this, dear? 1038 01:00:49,959 --> 01:00:51,357 Sure. 1039 01:00:55,197 --> 01:00:56,697 SERENA: Please, sit down. 1040 01:00:59,835 --> 01:01:02,603 I never thought I'd do this for anyone. 1041 01:01:04,539 --> 01:01:05,806 What's this? 1042 01:01:05,841 --> 01:01:07,207 The last of my powers. 1043 01:01:07,275 --> 01:01:09,009 I was saving it for a mink coat... 1044 01:01:09,878 --> 01:01:11,177 To wear in the ice age. 1045 01:01:11,914 --> 01:01:13,513 Oh, Serena. 1046 01:01:21,156 --> 01:01:23,757 All right, that's it. (CHUCKLING) 1047 01:01:23,792 --> 01:01:25,592 Yay! 1048 01:01:25,628 --> 01:01:27,661 Oh. All right. (CHUCKLING) 1049 01:01:29,064 --> 01:01:32,198 You'll need a piece of her clothing 1050 01:01:34,703 --> 01:01:37,203 and one of her records. 1051 01:01:37,239 --> 01:01:40,507 And then sprinkle this all over yourself 1052 01:01:40,542 --> 01:01:44,645 and spin around 13 times at 45 rpm, 1053 01:01:45,280 --> 01:01:47,014 counterclockwise 1054 01:01:47,049 --> 01:01:48,715 and repeat this... 1055 01:01:48,751 --> 01:01:51,484 "Argentum popularum 1056 01:01:52,154 --> 01:01:53,253 "sincerum" 1057 01:01:54,422 --> 01:01:55,722 POLLY: Louise, you're crazy. 1058 01:01:55,758 --> 01:01:57,490 How do you expect to get in to see Shana? 1059 01:01:57,526 --> 01:01:58,825 Just walk right in. 1060 01:01:58,861 --> 01:02:00,794 I have this feeling she wants to give me her tour jacket. 1061 01:02:01,329 --> 01:02:02,328 Right. 1062 01:02:20,149 --> 01:02:23,116 ♪ I've Been Goin' Outta my mind 1063 01:02:23,185 --> 01:02:27,921 ♪ Tryin' to find a way to make you mine ♪ 1064 01:02:37,966 --> 01:02:40,533 Oh, my god! Wasn't that Johnny Hughes? 1065 01:02:40,569 --> 01:02:43,103 Yeah, I think so. Come on. Be quiet. Okay. Okay. 1066 01:02:43,138 --> 01:02:44,905 Oh, this is so exciting... SECURITY GUARD: Hey! 1067 01:02:44,940 --> 01:02:47,240 You can't come back here. You have to be on a list to come back here. 1068 01:02:47,275 --> 01:02:48,641 Well... 1069 01:02:48,677 --> 01:02:51,044 My name's Louise Miller, and we are on the list. 1070 01:02:51,080 --> 01:02:52,713 You're not on my list. I know. 1071 01:02:56,351 --> 01:02:58,852 Well, check it again because I know we're on it. 1072 01:02:58,887 --> 01:03:00,954 Look, I just made the list out. 1073 01:03:04,292 --> 01:03:05,658 Miller? 1074 01:03:05,728 --> 01:03:06,827 Oh, yeah. 1075 01:03:06,862 --> 01:03:09,162 Louise miller. 1076 01:03:09,198 --> 01:03:11,331 Well, you weren't on the list a second ago. 1077 01:03:12,267 --> 01:03:13,333 Here. 1078 01:03:13,435 --> 01:03:14,968 Here's your two passes. 1079 01:03:15,003 --> 01:03:16,169 Thank you. 1080 01:03:18,540 --> 01:03:21,975 ♪ Time is up, I've waited enough 1081 01:03:22,010 --> 01:03:24,077 ♪ Better be prepared 1082 01:03:24,113 --> 01:03:26,412 ♪ Don't expect me there 1083 01:03:26,448 --> 01:03:28,381 ♪ Never gonna be ♪ 1084 01:03:28,416 --> 01:03:29,616 How did you do this? 1085 01:03:29,651 --> 01:03:31,985 I can't believe this! Can you believe it? 1086 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,921 I know. I cannot believe that we are on a real stage, 1087 01:03:34,957 --> 01:03:37,124 and Shana is right there, and we're right here. 1088 01:03:37,159 --> 01:03:39,425 Look, that audience is getting totally thrashed. 1089 01:03:39,494 --> 01:03:41,427 (CHEERING AND YELLING) 1090 01:03:43,198 --> 01:03:44,765 Let's wave. No... No. 1091 01:03:47,236 --> 01:03:49,736 ♪ Why do you make it hard 1092 01:03:49,805 --> 01:03:52,939 ♪ For me to breathe? 1093 01:03:52,975 --> 01:03:55,175 ♪ Oh-oh-oh... ♪ 1094 01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:56,676 God... 1095 01:03:56,711 --> 01:03:58,378 Shana is looking right at you! 1096 01:03:58,446 --> 01:03:59,880 ♪ Right through me 1097 01:03:59,948 --> 01:04:03,483 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 1098 01:04:05,520 --> 01:04:06,719 Louise! 1099 01:04:06,755 --> 01:04:09,656 Did you have any trouble getting back here? No! 1100 01:04:09,691 --> 01:04:11,057 Well, I'm glad you made it. 1101 01:04:11,093 --> 01:04:13,626 Look, I want you to have this jacket. 1102 01:04:13,662 --> 01:04:15,262 I've had it since my first album. 1103 01:04:15,297 --> 01:04:18,165 It's my lucky jacket. Please? 1104 01:04:18,200 --> 01:04:20,100 Okay. Sure, Shana! 1105 01:04:20,169 --> 01:04:23,270 Well, I gotta go. They're taping this. 1106 01:04:23,371 --> 01:04:24,604 I'll talk to you guys later. 1107 01:04:24,673 --> 01:04:26,139 Bye! 1108 01:04:26,175 --> 01:04:28,809 Oh, my God! (BOTH SHRIEKING) 1109 01:04:28,844 --> 01:04:30,576 ♪ It's Never Gonna Be ♪ 1110 01:04:30,612 --> 01:04:31,611 ♪ Never Gonna Be ♪ 1111 01:04:31,646 --> 01:04:33,880 ♪ The same again 1112 01:04:33,916 --> 01:04:35,648 ♪ It's Never Gonna Be 1113 01:04:35,684 --> 01:04:37,184 ♪ The same again 1114 01:04:37,219 --> 01:04:38,451 ♪ It's never gonna be 1115 01:04:38,486 --> 01:04:39,452 ♪ Never gonna be 1116 01:04:39,487 --> 01:04:41,554 ♪ The same again 1117 01:04:41,656 --> 01:04:43,456 ♪ It's never gonna be ♪ 1118 01:04:43,491 --> 01:04:47,027 Argentum popularum sincerum. 1119 01:04:47,062 --> 01:04:49,863 Argentum popularum sincerum. 1120 01:04:49,898 --> 01:04:50,897 ♪ It's never gonna be 1121 01:04:50,966 --> 01:04:53,566 ♪ The same again 1122 01:04:53,601 --> 01:04:55,101 ♪ It's never gonna be 1123 01:04:55,137 --> 01:04:57,537 ♪ The same again ♪ 1124 01:04:57,572 --> 01:04:59,940 Louise, will you turn the music down? 1125 01:04:59,975 --> 01:05:01,474 I can't hear myself think. 1126 01:05:02,845 --> 01:05:04,410 Louise! 1127 01:05:05,080 --> 01:05:06,512 (WHOOSHING) 1128 01:05:46,288 --> 01:05:48,421 Hey, Louise, why don't you ride to school with us? 1129 01:05:49,691 --> 01:05:51,291 I'd love to. 1130 01:05:51,326 --> 01:05:53,693 ♪ Gonna be some major changes 1131 01:05:53,795 --> 01:05:57,864 ♪ Comin' over me 1132 01:05:59,601 --> 01:06:01,434 ♪ Gonna take a dream 1133 01:06:01,469 --> 01:06:06,206 ♪ Into a real fantasy 1134 01:06:09,278 --> 01:06:15,015 ♪ I'm gonna be the most popular girl 1135 01:06:17,152 --> 01:06:19,286 ♪ Gonna change my hair and makeup 1136 01:06:19,321 --> 01:06:24,090 ♪ Soon you're gonna see 1137 01:06:26,761 --> 01:06:31,497 ♪ I'm gonna be the most popular girl 1138 01:06:33,302 --> 01:06:35,268 ♪ Hey, there, Sugar, won't you ride with us? 1139 01:06:35,304 --> 01:06:37,503 ♪ Come on, petty baby, don't you put up a fuss 1140 01:06:37,539 --> 01:06:39,639 ♪ Looks like you really caught my eye 1141 01:06:39,674 --> 01:06:41,841 ♪ Jump up in the car, so that we can all fly 1142 01:06:41,876 --> 01:06:43,910 ♪ Be cool, baby, don't you put up a fight 1143 01:06:43,946 --> 01:06:45,979 ♪ Whether it's Wednesday or Saturday night 1144 01:06:46,014 --> 01:06:48,248 ♪ We'd like you to come into our world 1145 01:06:48,317 --> 01:06:50,583 ♪ 'Cause every cool guy needs a popular girl 1146 01:06:58,961 --> 01:07:01,127 ♪ Gonna be all draped in diamonds 1147 01:07:01,163 --> 01:07:04,797 ♪ How they're gonna shine 1148 01:07:07,569 --> 01:07:09,669 ♪ All the press and the attention 1149 01:07:09,704 --> 01:07:14,540 ♪ I will never mind 1150 01:07:16,345 --> 01:07:22,315 ♪ I'm gonna be the most popular girl 1151 01:07:25,787 --> 01:07:30,123 ♪ I'm gonna be the most popular girl ♪ 1152 01:08:16,905 --> 01:08:18,271 Come on. Hurry up. 1153 01:08:24,679 --> 01:08:26,146 Brad? 1154 01:08:52,541 --> 01:08:54,407 Isn't this great? 1155 01:08:54,443 --> 01:08:55,641 Oh, you scared me. 1156 01:08:58,980 --> 01:09:00,413 Yeah. This is... 1157 01:09:01,015 --> 01:09:02,182 It's neat. 1158 01:09:06,421 --> 01:09:07,887 You know... 1159 01:09:08,823 --> 01:09:10,323 Brad? 1160 01:09:11,059 --> 01:09:12,425 Great. 1161 01:09:21,035 --> 01:09:22,335 BRAD: Psst. 1162 01:11:14,082 --> 01:11:17,116 SERENA: He took the long way, and then he kissed you. 1163 01:11:19,087 --> 01:11:20,587 How did you know? 1164 01:11:20,622 --> 01:11:23,556 I'm your Serena, dear. I know everything. 1165 01:11:24,192 --> 01:11:25,358 Yeah, but why? 1166 01:11:26,027 --> 01:11:28,228 Why did he kiss me? 1167 01:11:28,263 --> 01:11:29,829 Was it because of the spell? 1168 01:11:29,864 --> 01:11:32,398 What's the difference? You're irresistible. 1169 01:11:32,434 --> 01:11:34,033 That's what you wanted. 1170 01:11:35,002 --> 01:11:37,670 Yeah, but if it was because of the spell, then, 1171 01:11:37,706 --> 01:11:39,939 I mean, how do I know he really cares? 1172 01:11:39,974 --> 01:11:42,742 Louise, darling, what's the difference? 1173 01:11:42,777 --> 01:11:45,111 The difference is, I don't want him to just 1174 01:11:45,146 --> 01:11:46,613 suddenly stop liking me. 1175 01:11:46,648 --> 01:11:49,315 Well, that happens with or without magic. 1176 01:11:49,351 --> 01:11:51,016 Not if love is real. 1177 01:11:51,052 --> 01:11:53,653 Falling in love is just a trick anyway. 1178 01:11:53,688 --> 01:11:56,122 The right lighting, the right music, 1179 01:11:56,157 --> 01:11:58,458 the right haircut... 1180 01:11:58,493 --> 01:12:00,159 People fall in love and then... (SNAPPING) 1181 01:12:00,762 --> 01:12:02,495 One day it's over. 1182 01:12:02,530 --> 01:12:03,929 When he kissed me, 1183 01:12:05,032 --> 01:12:06,799 was he really kissing me? 1184 01:12:08,870 --> 01:12:12,605 Louise, nothing lasts forever. 1185 01:12:12,641 --> 01:12:15,541 That is just too depressing to believe. 1186 01:12:15,577 --> 01:12:16,809 I mean, some people fall in love, 1187 01:12:16,844 --> 01:12:18,478 and they stay in love. 1188 01:12:18,647 --> 01:12:19,812 Hi, Louise. 1189 01:12:19,847 --> 01:12:20,946 Hi. 1190 01:12:20,982 --> 01:12:22,682 I love her hair. 1191 01:12:22,784 --> 01:12:25,618 GIRL: What a radical outfit, Louise. 1192 01:12:25,654 --> 01:12:27,754 You're so funny, too. 1193 01:12:27,789 --> 01:12:30,189 I wish I looked like Louise. 1194 01:12:30,224 --> 01:12:32,224 I wish I was Louise. 1195 01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:33,526 Oh, yeah. 1196 01:12:43,538 --> 01:12:46,472 My, aren't we trendsetting this morning. 1197 01:12:47,409 --> 01:12:49,241 You know, this is so weird. 1198 01:12:49,377 --> 01:12:51,544 Everybody looks like me. 1199 01:12:51,579 --> 01:12:53,746 Well, the price of fame and fortune 1200 01:12:53,782 --> 01:12:56,215 is to be envied, then copied, 1201 01:12:56,250 --> 01:12:57,617 and finally discarded. 1202 01:12:58,320 --> 01:12:59,585 Says who? 1203 01:12:59,621 --> 01:13:02,455 I read it someplace. Probably Rob Lowe. 1204 01:13:03,658 --> 01:13:05,491 "My dearest, Louise, 1205 01:13:05,527 --> 01:13:08,060 "Armando and I have done Europe twice already 1206 01:13:08,095 --> 01:13:10,863 "and now we are in Aruba. 1207 01:13:10,898 --> 01:13:13,633 "Armando is teaching me Spanish. 1208 01:13:13,702 --> 01:13:16,602 "I'm so happy. You brought me luck, Louise 1209 01:13:16,671 --> 01:13:18,103 "and I love you for it. 1210 01:13:18,807 --> 01:13:21,674 "Con amor, siempre. 1211 01:13:21,710 --> 01:13:25,277 "With love, always, Edith Malloy." 1212 01:13:29,851 --> 01:13:32,418 "Con amor, siempre" 1213 01:13:33,788 --> 01:13:36,322 Con amor, siempre. 1214 01:13:38,025 --> 01:13:41,193 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) (HAMMERING) 1215 01:13:50,405 --> 01:13:51,971 Oh, Louise. 1216 01:13:52,006 --> 01:13:54,440 My first lead in the school play. 1217 01:13:54,509 --> 01:13:55,875 I'm so excited. 1218 01:13:55,910 --> 01:13:58,878 Yeah. Too bad Ms. Malloy isn't here to see it. 1219 01:13:59,481 --> 01:14:01,247 Hurry up, girls. 1220 01:14:01,282 --> 01:14:02,615 And don't say good luck. 1221 01:14:04,185 --> 01:14:05,317 Why not? 1222 01:14:05,353 --> 01:14:06,652 Show biz superstition. 1223 01:14:08,656 --> 01:14:10,222 Okay. There. 1224 01:14:10,258 --> 01:14:12,224 Break a leg. Huh? 1225 01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:13,860 "Break a leg", that's what you're supposed to say. 1226 01:14:13,928 --> 01:14:15,194 Oh. Neat. 1227 01:14:15,263 --> 01:14:16,462 You're on, Kiki. 1228 01:14:16,498 --> 01:14:17,697 Okay. 1229 01:14:21,002 --> 01:14:22,502 Break a leg, Kiki! 1230 01:14:23,805 --> 01:14:25,872 (SCREAMS) 1231 01:14:27,942 --> 01:14:31,076 (GROANING) 1232 01:14:31,112 --> 01:14:33,913 I can't move it. It's broken. 1233 01:14:34,048 --> 01:14:37,917 (GROANS) Kiki, I... I didn't mean it. 1234 01:14:37,952 --> 01:14:41,587 Louise, you're the understudy. You'll have to play it. 1235 01:14:41,623 --> 01:14:42,988 Jeez, Louise. 1236 01:14:43,024 --> 01:14:44,356 What did you do, trip her? 1237 01:14:51,032 --> 01:14:52,164 Hey. 1238 01:14:53,635 --> 01:14:55,100 Hey. 1239 01:14:55,136 --> 01:14:58,871 I hear you got the lead in the school play. 1240 01:14:59,808 --> 01:15:01,441 Yeah. 1241 01:15:01,476 --> 01:15:06,078 Well, it looks like Cinderella is finally going to the ball? 1242 01:15:07,515 --> 01:15:08,948 Yeah. The dance. 1243 01:15:09,617 --> 01:15:10,950 What's the matter? 1244 01:15:10,985 --> 01:15:12,284 Glass slipper doesn't fit? 1245 01:15:13,822 --> 01:15:15,721 Yeah. I guess so. 1246 01:15:16,691 --> 01:15:18,223 It's like 1247 01:15:18,259 --> 01:15:21,160 when you really need someone to notice you, 1248 01:15:21,195 --> 01:15:22,862 they don't, you know? 1249 01:15:22,897 --> 01:15:24,497 But you know, kitten, 1250 01:15:24,532 --> 01:15:28,233 it doesn't really matter how other people see you. 1251 01:15:29,136 --> 01:15:30,302 What matters is... 1252 01:15:30,972 --> 01:15:32,472 How you see yourself. 1253 01:15:34,709 --> 01:15:35,875 Thanks, Dad. 1254 01:15:45,954 --> 01:15:47,252 Hi. 1255 01:15:51,993 --> 01:15:53,526 How are you? Why? 1256 01:15:54,762 --> 01:15:56,395 God... Polly. 1257 01:15:56,430 --> 01:15:58,464 Come on. We used to be friends. 1258 01:15:58,500 --> 01:16:00,199 You never talk to me anymore. 1259 01:16:00,267 --> 01:16:02,267 "Used to" is the operative word. 1260 01:16:03,538 --> 01:16:05,204 Why don't I ever see you? 1261 01:16:05,239 --> 01:16:07,439 Maybe I don't want to have to make an appointment. 1262 01:16:07,475 --> 01:16:09,208 You're so busy now. 1263 01:16:09,243 --> 01:16:11,611 God, I thought you'd be happy for me. 1264 01:16:11,646 --> 01:16:12,879 Delighted. 1265 01:16:12,914 --> 01:16:15,147 Oh, come on, Polly. I really miss you. 1266 01:16:16,484 --> 01:16:17,483 Why? 1267 01:16:18,352 --> 01:16:19,519 You need another dweeb 1268 01:16:19,554 --> 01:16:21,621 hanging on your every precious word? 1269 01:16:22,657 --> 01:16:24,223 Believe it or not, I care about you, okay? 1270 01:16:24,358 --> 01:16:25,958 Well, you don't act like it. 1271 01:16:26,861 --> 01:16:28,360 You became the swan, 1272 01:16:28,429 --> 01:16:30,830 and you left me right in the duck pond. 1273 01:16:30,865 --> 01:16:33,298 Polly! Yeah, forget it. 1274 01:16:33,334 --> 01:16:35,100 There's no room for me in your new life. 1275 01:16:37,104 --> 01:16:38,838 GIRL: Hey, Louise! 1276 01:16:38,873 --> 01:16:41,106 GIRLS: Louise, come on. Let's start! 1277 01:16:50,051 --> 01:16:51,417 RICHIE: Louise. 1278 01:16:52,520 --> 01:16:53,920 Louise. 1279 01:16:54,022 --> 01:16:56,321 What? 1280 01:16:56,357 --> 01:16:59,491 I prepared you a wholesome breakfast. 1281 01:16:59,527 --> 01:17:01,093 Your morning paper. 1282 01:17:04,532 --> 01:17:07,700 I took the liberty of ironing your homework. 1283 01:17:07,769 --> 01:17:09,936 Well, thank you, Richard. 1284 01:17:21,583 --> 01:17:23,916 Richie's cleaned everything up. 1285 01:17:23,952 --> 01:17:26,518 Even straightened out the refrigerator shelves. 1286 01:17:29,724 --> 01:17:31,223 Do you think he's on drugs? 1287 01:17:33,895 --> 01:17:35,127 What? 1288 01:17:58,152 --> 01:18:01,286 (CAR HORN HONKS) 1289 01:18:01,322 --> 01:18:03,322 (KIDS YELLING) 1290 01:18:06,828 --> 01:18:08,961 (GROUP CHEERING) 1291 01:18:14,969 --> 01:18:16,736 GROUP: We want Louise! 1292 01:18:16,771 --> 01:18:18,437 GROUP: We want Louise! 1293 01:18:18,472 --> 01:18:20,472 GROUP: We want Louise! 1294 01:18:20,508 --> 01:18:22,207 GROUP: We want Louise! 1295 01:18:22,243 --> 01:18:24,110 GROUP: We want Louise! 1296 01:18:33,254 --> 01:18:34,720 Thought you might come out this way. 1297 01:18:34,856 --> 01:18:36,555 Come on. Hop in. 1298 01:19:08,522 --> 01:19:10,422 So, it's tough being the most popular girl, huh? 1299 01:19:11,759 --> 01:19:13,159 Well, I thought it would make me happy. 1300 01:19:13,194 --> 01:19:14,393 And it didn't? 1301 01:19:15,930 --> 01:19:17,730 Well, yeah, for a while. 1302 01:19:17,765 --> 01:19:18,931 And, no, it didn't last. 1303 01:19:19,967 --> 01:19:22,467 I know what you mean. 1304 01:19:22,503 --> 01:19:24,503 You know, sometimes I wonder who my real friends are. 1305 01:19:25,740 --> 01:19:26,839 I've been football team captain 1306 01:19:26,874 --> 01:19:28,407 since the sixth grade. 1307 01:19:28,442 --> 01:19:29,842 What happens when I go to college next year 1308 01:19:29,911 --> 01:19:31,210 and I have to start all over? 1309 01:19:31,746 --> 01:19:33,145 It doesn't matter. 1310 01:19:33,314 --> 01:19:35,047 How do you know? 1311 01:19:35,083 --> 01:19:37,249 Brad, you have a lot of fine qualities 1312 01:19:37,284 --> 01:19:38,984 that have nothing to do with football. 1313 01:19:39,653 --> 01:19:40,820 You think so? 1314 01:19:42,023 --> 01:19:43,522 I know so. 1315 01:20:12,553 --> 01:20:14,854 Louise, I want you to go to the dance with me. 1316 01:20:15,556 --> 01:20:16,922 Really? 1317 01:20:16,958 --> 01:20:18,557 Yeah. What can I say? 1318 01:20:18,592 --> 01:20:19,992 You're an amazing girl, Louise. 1319 01:20:20,027 --> 01:20:21,560 I've never met anyone quite like you. 1320 01:20:21,595 --> 01:20:23,195 What, is that good? 1321 01:20:23,231 --> 01:20:25,164 Is that good? That's great. 1322 01:20:25,933 --> 01:20:27,499 Look, you're not phony. 1323 01:20:27,534 --> 01:20:28,667 You don't play games with people 1324 01:20:28,702 --> 01:20:29,735 to make them like you more. 1325 01:20:29,771 --> 01:20:31,570 That's really important to me, and... 1326 01:20:31,605 --> 01:20:33,305 Brad, I just... Let me finish. 1327 01:20:34,375 --> 01:20:35,875 You're honest, 1328 01:20:35,910 --> 01:20:37,376 and I respect you for that. 1329 01:20:40,414 --> 01:20:44,116 No. No. This is a bad idea. 1330 01:20:44,152 --> 01:20:46,252 I can't go to the dance wyou. 1331 01:20:47,054 --> 01:20:48,120 Why? 1332 01:20:50,357 --> 01:20:52,224 Because there's just something you don't know about me. 1333 01:20:53,327 --> 01:20:55,427 I know everything I need to know. 1334 01:20:55,462 --> 01:20:56,929 No, you don't. 1335 01:20:56,964 --> 01:20:59,231 Look, why don't you just go to the dance with Randa? 1336 01:20:59,267 --> 01:21:00,465 Forget Randa. 1337 01:21:00,501 --> 01:21:02,334 I want to go with you. It's only natural. 1338 01:21:03,337 --> 01:21:05,737 But it's not natural. 1339 01:21:05,773 --> 01:21:07,940 Look, there are just some things you don't understand 1340 01:21:07,975 --> 01:21:10,042 about all this, okay? 1341 01:21:10,077 --> 01:21:11,844 Look, Louise, this is really stupid. 1342 01:21:11,879 --> 01:21:13,078 I can't go to the dance with you. 1343 01:21:14,348 --> 01:21:17,149 Don't ask me why. I gotta go. 1344 01:21:17,185 --> 01:21:18,450 Louise! 1345 01:22:07,235 --> 01:22:10,903 Oh, Louise. It's gorgeous. It's perfect. 1346 01:22:10,938 --> 01:22:13,372 You shouldn't have. You're an artist. 1347 01:22:13,407 --> 01:22:15,674 What an eye for detail! 1348 01:22:15,709 --> 01:22:17,109 Serena, listen, you've got to help me. 1349 01:22:20,414 --> 01:22:21,446 Look... 1350 01:22:26,287 --> 01:22:28,087 I sat up all night trying to figure out 1351 01:22:28,189 --> 01:22:30,389 a way to reverse the spell, 1352 01:22:30,424 --> 01:22:32,157 and I can't find anything in this whole book. 1353 01:22:33,127 --> 01:22:35,761 What do you mean reverse the spells? 1354 01:22:35,796 --> 01:22:37,763 I mean make it go back 1355 01:22:37,798 --> 01:22:38,898 the way it was. I just want 1356 01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:40,465 everything and everyone 1357 01:22:40,601 --> 01:22:41,901 to go back the way it was. 1358 01:22:41,936 --> 01:22:42,868 Reverse? 1359 01:22:43,771 --> 01:22:45,637 Now that I have all this? 1360 01:22:46,340 --> 01:22:48,607 Absolutely not! 1361 01:22:50,311 --> 01:22:52,111 Serena! 1362 01:22:52,146 --> 01:22:55,881 Louise, everyone loves and listens to you, right? 1363 01:22:56,384 --> 01:22:57,649 Yeah. 1364 01:22:57,684 --> 01:23:00,585 They agree with me before I even finish what I'm saying. 1365 01:23:00,621 --> 01:23:02,321 Picky, picky. 1366 01:23:02,356 --> 01:23:03,923 You don't know what a luxury it is 1367 01:23:03,958 --> 01:23:05,891 to have people agree with you. 1368 01:23:05,927 --> 01:23:07,492 I'm not happy, okay? 1369 01:23:07,528 --> 01:23:09,895 Who is happy? You'll get used to it. 1370 01:23:11,032 --> 01:23:12,298 Believe me. 1371 01:23:12,333 --> 01:23:14,699 You're going to knock 'em dead at the dance. 1372 01:23:15,602 --> 01:23:17,336 You want to give that up? 1373 01:23:17,371 --> 01:23:20,072 I just... I want to be me. 1374 01:23:20,107 --> 01:23:21,407 I mean, all this stuff is happening, 1375 01:23:21,542 --> 01:23:24,176 but it just... I don't know. 1376 01:23:24,211 --> 01:23:26,678 It just doesn't feel like it's happening to me. 1377 01:23:26,713 --> 01:23:29,448 Let's give it a shot for a couple of years, 1378 01:23:29,483 --> 01:23:31,150 and then make a decision. 1379 01:23:31,185 --> 01:23:33,152 Come on, Serena. Help me. 1380 01:23:33,620 --> 01:23:34,987 Please? 1381 01:23:38,659 --> 01:23:40,459 Come here. Sit down. 1382 01:24:00,514 --> 01:24:01,813 All right. 1383 01:24:02,950 --> 01:24:04,549 It's lonely. 1384 01:24:06,587 --> 01:24:08,153 I know. 1385 01:24:08,189 --> 01:24:10,255 I had to make people like me. 1386 01:24:11,492 --> 01:24:13,725 You never knew how people felt? 1387 01:24:13,760 --> 01:24:15,461 I didn't want to take the chance. 1388 01:24:16,964 --> 01:24:18,697 So I can change it all, huh? 1389 01:24:20,834 --> 01:24:22,067 The real magic... 1390 01:24:23,437 --> 01:24:25,704 Is believing in yourself. 1391 01:24:27,174 --> 01:24:29,375 If you can do that, 1392 01:24:29,410 --> 01:24:32,077 you can make anything happen. 1393 01:24:35,616 --> 01:24:36,915 Thank you. 1394 01:24:38,252 --> 01:24:39,985 (POP SONG PLAYING) 1395 01:25:06,280 --> 01:25:09,114 My dad got me into Stanford. He's a Stanford man. 1396 01:25:09,150 --> 01:25:11,183 Yeah? I want to go Vidal Sassoon, 1397 01:25:11,218 --> 01:25:14,253 but my mother's making me go to Malcolm Junior college. 1398 01:25:14,288 --> 01:25:15,587 I got into SF State 1399 01:25:15,622 --> 01:25:18,257 and Brad's going to visit me every weekend, 1400 01:25:18,292 --> 01:25:19,624 aren't you, honey? 1401 01:25:19,660 --> 01:25:21,126 So, did your dad get you the car? 1402 01:25:21,162 --> 01:25:24,530 No. He got me a Schwinn. Can you believe it? 1403 01:25:26,100 --> 01:25:27,199 It's like I'm cursed! 1404 01:25:29,070 --> 01:25:30,936 (POP SONG CONTINUES) 1405 01:25:47,688 --> 01:25:49,788 You know, it could've been worse. 1406 01:25:49,823 --> 01:25:51,990 You could've been here with that. 1407 01:25:55,196 --> 01:25:56,628 I don't know. 1408 01:25:58,365 --> 01:25:59,698 All right, guys. 1409 01:25:59,733 --> 01:26:02,534 This joint's crawling with hungry women. 1410 01:26:02,570 --> 01:26:04,136 Let's make our move. 1411 01:26:37,638 --> 01:26:39,471 ♪ Gotta Bite The Bullet 1412 01:26:39,507 --> 01:26:41,507 ♪ Inside The Tunnel Of Love 1413 01:26:41,542 --> 01:26:43,609 ♪ Somebody's Got A hold on me 1414 01:26:43,644 --> 01:26:45,410 ♪ And You Know Who I'm thinkin' of 1415 01:27:41,702 --> 01:27:45,604 ♪ I'm Not Afraid To show you 1416 01:27:45,639 --> 01:27:47,673 ♪ How I Feel 1417 01:27:49,743 --> 01:27:52,977 ♪ I'm Not Afraid To Say 1418 01:27:53,046 --> 01:27:54,346 ♪ I've Changed 1419 01:27:57,585 --> 01:28:01,786 ♪ So Many Things Have happened 1420 01:28:01,822 --> 01:28:05,624 ♪ Too Many Times ♪ 1421 01:28:05,659 --> 01:28:12,197 ♪ I Can't Help But feelin' alive 1422 01:28:12,233 --> 01:28:16,768 ♪ It's Gonna Be My finest hour 1423 01:28:16,803 --> 01:28:21,072 ♪ I'm Gonna Take My chance tonight 1424 01:28:21,108 --> 01:28:25,043 ♪ Don't Stop Me Now 'Cause I've got the power 1425 01:28:25,078 --> 01:28:28,380 ♪ Just Be With Me In my finest hour 1426 01:28:28,449 --> 01:28:31,283 ♪ There'll Be Candlelight 1427 01:28:31,318 --> 01:28:32,517 ♪ I See The Light 1428 01:28:32,553 --> 01:28:35,587 ♪ And The Music Plays 1429 01:28:35,623 --> 01:28:37,055 ♪ I Feel The Sun 1430 01:28:37,124 --> 01:28:40,191 ♪ As We Sip Champagne 1431 01:28:40,227 --> 01:28:44,162 ♪ Through The Night 1432 01:28:44,197 --> 01:28:47,399 ♪ Then You Take My Hand 1433 01:28:47,434 --> 01:28:48,900 ♪ And With His Hand 1434 01:28:48,935 --> 01:28:51,169 ♪ And You Start To Tell Me 1435 01:28:51,204 --> 01:28:52,371 ♪ I Love You 1436 01:28:52,406 --> 01:28:55,206 ♪ And We Share A Kiss 1437 01:28:55,242 --> 01:29:00,579 ♪ It'll Be All Right 1438 01:29:00,614 --> 01:29:04,483 ♪ It's Gonna Be My finest hour 1439 01:29:04,518 --> 01:29:09,154 ♪ I'm Gonna Take My chance tonight 1440 01:29:09,189 --> 01:29:12,291 ♪ Don't Stop Me Now 'Cause I've got the power 1441 01:29:12,326 --> 01:29:16,561 ♪ Just Be With Me In my finest hour tonight 1442 01:29:16,630 --> 01:29:20,666 ♪ It's Gonna Be My finest hour 1443 01:29:20,701 --> 01:29:24,269 ♪ I'm Gonna Take My chance tonight 1444 01:29:24,305 --> 01:29:28,740 ♪ Don't Stop Me Now 'Cause I've got the power 1445 01:29:28,776 --> 01:29:32,744 ♪ Just Be With Me In my finest hour tonight 1446 01:29:32,780 --> 01:29:36,782 ♪ It's Gonna Be My finest hour 1447 01:29:36,817 --> 01:29:40,251 ♪ I'm Gonna Take My chance tonight 1448 01:29:40,354 --> 01:29:44,556 ♪ Don't Stop Me Now 'Cause I've got the power 1449 01:29:44,658 --> 01:29:51,430 ♪ Just Be With Me In my finest hour tonight 1450 01:29:51,465 --> 01:29:53,198 ♪ Tonight 1451 01:29:53,233 --> 01:29:56,535 ♪ I'm Gonna Take My chance tonight 1452 01:29:56,570 --> 01:30:00,271 ♪ It's Gonna Be My finest hour 1453 01:30:00,374 --> 01:30:03,475 ♪ I'm Gonna Take My chance tonight 1454 01:30:03,510 --> 01:30:05,143 ♪ There'll Be Candlelight 1455 01:30:05,178 --> 01:30:08,213 ♪ Don't Stop Me Now 'Cause I've got the power... 1456 01:30:10,384 --> 01:30:11,683 (POPULAR GIRL PLAYING) 95431