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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,621 --> 00:00:18,192 [hissing] 2 00:00:18,235 --> 00:00:19,715 What are you doing? 3 00:00:19,758 --> 00:00:21,064 Sometimes I hum warp engine sounds 4 00:00:21,108 --> 00:00:22,761 just to, you know, soothe myself. 5 00:00:22,805 --> 00:00:24,502 Well, that is not what the engine sounds like. 6 00:00:24,546 --> 00:00:26,504 Duh. That was Enterprise-D at warp 4. 7 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,071 This is Cerritos. 8 00:00:28,115 --> 00:00:29,986 [whooshing in different pitch] 9 00:00:30,030 --> 00:00:31,466 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I get it. 10 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:33,729 It's like... [making whooshing sounds] 11 00:00:33,772 --> 00:00:36,558 Fletcher, no. The Cerritoshas inverted plasma distributors, 12 00:00:36,601 --> 00:00:38,081 so it's a little bit higher pitch, like... 13 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:39,691 [higher-pitched whooshing] 14 00:00:39,735 --> 00:00:42,520 Wrong. The shhzdoesn't come from the distributors. 15 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,696 It's the vibrations in thedilithium dispersement manifold. 16 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,046 It's like this. Fzzzzz... 17 00:00:46,089 --> 00:00:47,743 No, guys, guys, it's like this. Shhh... 18 00:00:47,786 --> 00:00:49,745 Dude, I'm telling you, it's Fzzz... 19 00:00:49,788 --> 00:00:51,486 And Voyagerwas all... jzzz... 20 00:00:51,529 --> 00:00:53,357 [gasps]Are we doing the engine sounds? 21 00:00:53,401 --> 00:00:54,402 Hchhhh... 22 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,969 [chant-like resonance] 23 00:00:57,013 --> 00:00:58,536 Security to Deck 11. 24 00:00:58,580 --> 00:01:00,103 Something is very wrong down here. 25 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:01,844 On the ground, now! 26 00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,063 -Ah! -We're just humming the... -I said freeze! 27 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:04,499 [cries out] 28 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:07,110 Oh, it is a little higher. 29 00:01:07,154 --> 00:01:09,112 ♪ 30 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,653 ♪ 31 00:02:02,992 --> 00:02:04,994 ♪ 32 00:02:16,092 --> 00:02:20,879 SHAXS: Security log, stardate 57663.9. 33 00:02:20,923 --> 00:02:23,926 Our standoff with Drookmani scavengers continues. 34 00:02:23,969 --> 00:02:27,495 Their claim of salvage on Starfleet cargo is ludicrous. 35 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:30,976 Thus far, my recommendation of full assault has been ignored 36 00:02:31,020 --> 00:02:32,152 in favor of a more... 37 00:02:32,195 --> 00:02:34,197 diplomatic approach. 38 00:02:34,241 --> 00:02:36,199 As I've already said, Captain, 39 00:02:36,243 --> 00:02:39,159 while we appreciate your discovery of this cargo, 40 00:02:39,202 --> 00:02:41,509 we can only offer you a finder's reward. 41 00:02:41,552 --> 00:02:43,946 This trash is ours. We claim salvage. 42 00:02:43,989 --> 00:02:45,077 It has "Starfleet" stamped on it. 43 00:02:45,121 --> 00:02:46,078 That's our trash. 44 00:02:46,122 --> 00:02:47,558 It's been abandoned 45 00:02:47,602 --> 00:02:49,081 for more than 100 years! 46 00:02:49,125 --> 00:02:50,996 That means it's clear for salvage. 47 00:02:51,040 --> 00:02:52,520 We're taking it! 48 00:02:54,522 --> 00:02:56,654 BARNES: Captain, they're attempting to load that cargo 49 00:02:56,698 --> 00:02:58,482 -with their tractor beam. -Oh, no, they didn't. 50 00:02:58,526 --> 00:02:59,657 Engage our tractor beam. 51 00:03:05,272 --> 00:03:08,188 Those crates are brimming with unique Starfleet technology. 52 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:09,667 We can't let them have it. 53 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,800 If we fire on them, it's an act of war. 54 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,976 -I advise we fire on them. -Shaxs! 55 00:03:14,019 --> 00:03:15,238 Shields up. Yellow alert. 56 00:03:15,282 --> 00:03:17,240 Our goal is that this doesn't turn violent. 57 00:03:17,284 --> 00:03:21,201 But if it does, our crew is ready and focused. 58 00:03:21,244 --> 00:03:23,855 ALL [chanting]:Fletcher! Fletcher! Fletcher... 59 00:03:23,899 --> 00:03:25,770 That's like three cantaloupes worth of purée. 60 00:03:25,814 --> 00:03:27,859 -He could beat the record! -He's doing it! 61 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:29,252 Come on, Fletcher, sloupe that 'loupe! 62 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:32,212 -Whoo-hoo! Ooh... -Aah! [bleep] 63 00:03:32,255 --> 00:03:34,518 Do you know how hard it is to get cheese out of fur 64 00:03:34,562 --> 00:03:35,998 in a sonic shower?! 65 00:03:36,041 --> 00:03:38,218 Oh, no, I am so, so sorry. I didn't mean to. 66 00:03:38,261 --> 00:03:40,176 Don't try to butter my bread, Ensign. 67 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,699 I've heard about you. 68 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:44,093 -But I didn't-- What? -You're a disgrace. 69 00:03:44,136 --> 00:03:47,096 You want to goof around? Go work on Starbase 80. 70 00:03:47,139 --> 00:03:49,054 -[all gasp] -MALE: Damn. Starbase 80? 71 00:03:49,098 --> 00:03:51,840 Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realizecats ate nachos. 72 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:53,058 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 73 00:03:53,102 --> 00:03:54,538 All right, all right, all right.Here, Doc. 74 00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:56,061 -Here's a warm towel. -Give me that! 75 00:03:56,105 --> 00:03:58,847 And some freshly replicated nachos. 76 00:03:58,890 --> 00:04:01,632 Try the carnitas. It's delicioso. 77 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:04,156 At least someone around here appreciates rank. 78 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,984 -Mm... -Don't listen to her. 79 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:08,030 -She's just a cat in a coat. -[exhales sharply] 80 00:04:08,073 --> 00:04:09,074 Thanks for defusing that, Fletch. 81 00:04:09,118 --> 00:04:10,685 I was about to go nuts. 82 00:04:10,728 --> 00:04:12,643 Fletcher's like a natural peace negotiator. 83 00:04:12,687 --> 00:04:13,818 He was always getting us out of trouble 84 00:04:13,862 --> 00:04:14,863 back in the Academy. 85 00:04:14,906 --> 00:04:16,734 Ha. Remember when those Nausicans 86 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:18,258 tried to eat your heart? 87 00:04:18,301 --> 00:04:20,564 Yeah, until you convinced them just to spit in my face. 88 00:04:20,608 --> 00:04:21,913 I was lucky you were there. 89 00:04:21,957 --> 00:04:23,741 Uh, Mariner, you were lucky he was here, too. 90 00:04:23,785 --> 00:04:25,221 You know, it's not very Starfleet 91 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:26,701 to take a swing at the bridge crew. 92 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:28,703 [scoffs]Whatever. I'm Starfleet as hell. 93 00:04:28,746 --> 00:04:30,095 And if somebody brings up Starbase 80, 94 00:04:30,139 --> 00:04:31,575 they better be ready to throw down. 95 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:32,968 Hey, Mariner, don't let the senior officers 96 00:04:33,011 --> 00:04:34,230 get in your head. 97 00:04:34,274 --> 00:04:35,927 You wouldn't be here if you weren't great. 98 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:37,581 'Cause there's a baseline of goodness 99 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,017 to everyone in Starfleet. 100 00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,628 Even Boimler. 101 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,717 [laughter] 102 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:46,286 So, um, what do you think's in that cargo 103 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,852 that has everyone so wound up? 104 00:04:47,896 --> 00:04:49,245 A bunch of cryo-frozen princesses 105 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,594 or maybe some fruit? 106 00:04:50,638 --> 00:04:52,161 Ooh, I hope it's old communicators. 107 00:04:52,204 --> 00:04:53,597 You know, the original clamshell design. 108 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,120 Ah! Do you think we're going to find out? 109 00:04:55,164 --> 00:04:56,948 Once they figure things out with those aliens, 110 00:04:56,992 --> 00:04:58,994 they'll probably us space walk to get everything cataloged. 111 00:04:59,037 --> 00:05:00,648 Uh, space walk? Really? 112 00:05:00,691 --> 00:05:02,606 W-Why can't we just use the cargo transporter? 113 00:05:02,650 --> 00:05:04,260 -That stuff's too massive. -Ah... 114 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,306 Wait, what's wrong? I thought you loved archival cataloging. 115 00:05:06,349 --> 00:05:07,829 You talk about it all the time. 116 00:05:07,872 --> 00:05:09,831 I have a horrible secret. 117 00:05:09,874 --> 00:05:12,094 I never finished my space-walk unit at the Academy. 118 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:13,356 What? How did you graduate? 119 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,749 I don't know. He just gave me a "B," 120 00:05:14,792 --> 00:05:16,011 and I didn't say anything. 121 00:05:16,054 --> 00:05:17,273 It must have been a clerical error. 122 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,362 I'm a monster. Why didn't I just confess?! 123 00:05:19,406 --> 00:05:21,146 Spacewalking is easy. 124 00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,975 You just float and magnet. Float and magnet. 125 00:05:24,019 --> 00:05:25,673 But what if I forget to magnet?! 126 00:05:25,716 --> 00:05:27,065 I'll spin out into the void of space 127 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:29,111 and burn up in the atmosphere of a gas giant. 128 00:05:29,154 --> 00:05:30,155 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Calm down. 129 00:05:30,199 --> 00:05:31,505 That's not gonna happen. 130 00:05:31,548 --> 00:05:33,158 Listen, I've been working on this new holodeck 131 00:05:33,202 --> 00:05:34,159 training program. 132 00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:35,378 I think it can help you. 133 00:05:35,422 --> 00:05:37,032 -You want to try it out? -Oh, my gosh, yes. 134 00:05:37,075 --> 00:05:39,295 Thank you. Thank you so much, Rutherford. Ah! 135 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,863 The holodeck. Gah, why didn't Ithink of that sooner? 136 00:05:41,906 --> 00:05:43,865 Yeah, you know, it's not justfor hanging with Sherlock Holmes 137 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:46,171 and Robin Hood and Sigmund Freud and Cyrano de Bergerac 138 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:47,782 and Einstein and da Vinci and Stephen Hawking 139 00:05:47,825 --> 00:05:48,957 and Socrates... 140 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:52,830 Oh, five isolinear cores down and, 141 00:05:52,874 --> 00:05:54,397 ugh, just a ton more to go. 142 00:05:54,441 --> 00:05:57,226 You know, when you call something a "core," 143 00:05:57,269 --> 00:05:58,923 it implies there's going to be one big one, 144 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,403 not a million little ones. 145 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,405 Ugh, we're not gonna make it to the Chu Chu dance. 146 00:06:02,449 --> 00:06:04,407 I traded Kowalski 12 shifts so I could go. 147 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,017 Chu Chu dance? 148 00:06:06,061 --> 00:06:08,063 That sounds awesome. Is it really that good? 149 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:09,804 Oh, yeah.I saw the Zebulon Sisters do it 150 00:06:09,847 --> 00:06:11,371 back on Deep Space 3, and I am just now 151 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,024 coming down from the high. 152 00:06:13,068 --> 00:06:14,461 -Chu Chu! -Chu Chu. 153 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:17,377 -Oh, great. Everybody's going except us. -Guys. 154 00:06:17,420 --> 00:06:18,856 I can handle this on my own. 155 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,205 Go get your Chu Chu on. 156 00:06:20,249 --> 00:06:22,207 Oh, no, no, no, we would not make you do that. 157 00:06:22,251 --> 00:06:24,384 You would do the same for me. I've got this. 158 00:06:24,427 --> 00:06:26,124 Lower Deckers stick together. 159 00:06:26,168 --> 00:06:28,170 Fletcher, that is super cool, man. 160 00:06:28,213 --> 00:06:29,998 Hell yeah. Thanks, Fletcher. 161 00:06:30,041 --> 00:06:31,042 Mariner, let's go get our Chu Chu shirts. 162 00:06:31,086 --> 00:06:32,261 We have Chu Chu shirts? 163 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:33,741 Yeah, I made us Chu Chu shirts,come on. 164 00:06:33,784 --> 00:06:34,916 BOTH: Chu Chu! 165 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,919 [chuckles] Ah, back to work. 166 00:06:37,962 --> 00:06:40,704 RUTHERFORD: All right, don't you worry. 167 00:06:40,748 --> 00:06:42,445 My program will have you spacewalking 168 00:06:42,489 --> 00:06:43,751 with the best of 'em. 169 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:47,319 Computer, load Rutherford Training Beta 2.5. 170 00:06:48,886 --> 00:06:49,931 Aah! 171 00:06:49,974 --> 00:06:51,715 Hi. Can I teach you a lesson? 172 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,369 Aw. Well, who's this little guy? 173 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,718 This is Badgey. 174 00:06:54,762 --> 00:06:56,459 He's a virtual tutor who can walk you through 175 00:06:56,503 --> 00:06:59,070 any Starfleet exercise you can imagine. 176 00:06:59,114 --> 00:07:00,463 Aw, look at his little arms. 177 00:07:00,507 --> 00:07:01,899 Yeah, I made him cute. 178 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:04,206 Hi, Badgey, I'm Tendi. 179 00:07:04,249 --> 00:07:06,251 Hi. Can I teach you a lesson? 180 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,818 Yes, um, can you show me how to perform 181 00:07:07,862 --> 00:07:09,733 an untethered cargo retrieval in open space? 182 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:12,083 [trilling] 183 00:07:12,127 --> 00:07:14,434 Sometimes it takes a second. [nervous chuckle] 184 00:07:14,477 --> 00:07:16,479 You got it. 185 00:07:18,220 --> 00:07:20,744 Wow, you coded this yourself? 186 00:07:20,788 --> 00:07:22,137 Yeah, it's just a hobby. 187 00:07:22,180 --> 00:07:24,095 -But the gravitational waves were tricky. -Ah! 188 00:07:24,139 --> 00:07:26,184 Oh, uh, uh... 189 00:07:26,228 --> 00:07:27,490 So this is spacewalking? 190 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:28,752 [chuckles] I like it. 191 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:29,927 Just don't get your magnet bootstoo close to... 192 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:31,146 Oh! 193 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,930 [both laughing] 194 00:07:32,974 --> 00:07:34,758 Oh, we're stuck together. 195 00:07:34,802 --> 00:07:36,194 I think we're stuck together. 196 00:07:36,238 --> 00:07:39,328 Oh, sorry. Yeah. Let me just... [grunts] 197 00:07:39,371 --> 00:07:41,939 Looks like you want to recover lost cargo. 198 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:44,115 -Did I get that right? -Oh, yeah. Almost forgot. 199 00:07:44,159 --> 00:07:45,290 Coming right up. 200 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:46,553 [trilling] 201 00:07:48,859 --> 00:07:50,339 Wow, look at him-- Look at him try. 202 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:51,949 Ugh, that shouldn't happen. 203 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:54,865 Badgey, restart cargo recovery. 204 00:07:54,909 --> 00:07:57,085 Badgey, restart sequence! 205 00:07:57,128 --> 00:07:58,129 Sorry, it usually works. 206 00:07:58,173 --> 00:07:59,261 Badgey, stop it! 207 00:07:59,304 --> 00:08:00,523 Uh, no, it's-it's nothing, really. 208 00:08:00,567 --> 00:08:02,133 Come on, you stupid glitch. 209 00:08:03,091 --> 00:08:06,442 We're back in business. [laughs] 210 00:08:06,486 --> 00:08:09,967 [ominous music plays] 211 00:08:10,011 --> 00:08:12,492 I can't believe I actually made eye contact 212 00:08:12,535 --> 00:08:14,494 with one of the Zebulon Sisters. 213 00:08:14,537 --> 00:08:16,321 Oh, God, I forgot how to breathe. 214 00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,846 Oh, my God, and then, when they added the third Chu, 215 00:08:18,889 --> 00:08:21,152 and they were doing the Chu Chu Chu dance? 216 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,545 They're geniuses. 217 00:08:22,589 --> 00:08:25,156 [chuckling] I'm glad we did this together, Boims. 218 00:08:25,200 --> 00:08:27,419 Sometimes you can be, like, really not annoying. 219 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:29,552 Yeah. Sometimes you can be not annoying, too. 220 00:08:29,596 --> 00:08:30,553 [Fletcher groans] 221 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:31,815 Fletcher! 222 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:34,818 -Oh, no, I'm so woozy. -Are you okay? 223 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,341 -What happened? -Oh... 224 00:08:36,385 --> 00:08:39,562 The core. I was working on the core. 225 00:08:39,606 --> 00:08:43,348 Everything was going fine, until... 226 00:08:43,392 --> 00:08:46,003 [pained cry] 227 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:48,528 I couldn't move. I-I couldn't breathe. 228 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,181 Fletcher, you tell me who did this to you. 229 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:51,574 Uh, I don't know. 230 00:08:51,618 --> 00:08:53,358 Next thing I knew, you were here, 231 00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:55,099 and now I'm saying this. 232 00:08:55,143 --> 00:08:56,971 Guys, somebody made off with one of the isolinear cores 233 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:58,015 for the shield array 234 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,582 Is that important? 235 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:02,237 Kinda. They regulate auto-repairwhen the shield's damaged. 236 00:09:02,280 --> 00:09:03,673 I messed up the shields? 237 00:09:03,717 --> 00:09:05,849 Hey, hey, it's okay.It's like a backup of a backup. 238 00:09:05,893 --> 00:09:07,024 Seems like somebody wanted to get you in trouble 239 00:09:07,068 --> 00:09:08,417 without damaging the ship. 240 00:09:08,460 --> 00:09:10,027 The next time the bridge runs a shield diagnostic, 241 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,376 they'll definitely notice it's missing. 242 00:09:11,420 --> 00:09:13,857 [crying] I'm gonna get court-martialed. 243 00:09:13,901 --> 00:09:15,206 No, you're not. We can figure this out 244 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:16,381 before anyone notices. 245 00:09:16,425 --> 00:09:17,687 We're the ones who left you alone. 246 00:09:17,731 --> 00:09:19,471 We have to work together to get that core back. 247 00:09:19,515 --> 00:09:21,343 Okay, who's shady as hell 248 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:23,127 and knows this system as well as we do? 249 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:25,913 ALL: Delta Shift. 250 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:28,045 These creepy Delta Shift guys have always 251 00:09:28,089 --> 00:09:29,612 rubbed me the wrong way. 252 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:32,093 I mean, what, they do our jobs while we sleep? So weird. 253 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,094 KARAVITUS: Check it out, guys. 254 00:09:33,137 --> 00:09:34,399 Beta Shifters. 255 00:09:34,443 --> 00:09:36,532 Shouldn't you guys be getting ready for bed? 256 00:09:36,576 --> 00:09:39,056 [laughs] Hey, which one of you jerks 257 00:09:39,100 --> 00:09:41,232 never bothers to wipe down the diagnostic panel? 258 00:09:41,276 --> 00:09:42,538 Other people use that thing. 259 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,279 -Um...-Look, we don't want to be here. 260 00:09:44,322 --> 00:09:46,194 I don't like us being awake at the same time. 261 00:09:46,237 --> 00:09:48,326 It feels wrong, okay? But we need some answers. 262 00:09:48,370 --> 00:09:51,460 Oh, damn, this must be the Beta Shift's version 263 00:09:51,503 --> 00:09:52,504 of a badass. 264 00:09:52,548 --> 00:09:54,158 Mariner's a total badass! 265 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,638 And if you don't come clean, she's gonna 266 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:57,118 [bleep] your [bleep] off! 267 00:09:57,161 --> 00:09:59,337 Whoa, Fletcher, ease up, man. 268 00:09:59,381 --> 00:10:00,600 Guys, I'm not gonna do that. I'm so sorry. 269 00:10:00,643 --> 00:10:02,297 Just give us the core, we'll go, 270 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:04,342 -and this can all be over. -What core? 271 00:10:04,386 --> 00:10:07,084 Oh, please. Puh-lease! 272 00:10:07,128 --> 00:10:09,173 Look, someone knocked Fletcher out 273 00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:10,653 and stole an isolinear core. 274 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:12,481 Are you accusing us of assault? 275 00:10:12,524 --> 00:10:13,613 Get out of here! 276 00:10:13,656 --> 00:10:15,136 We don't know anything about a core. 277 00:10:15,179 --> 00:10:16,920 That's it. You want some of this? 278 00:10:16,964 --> 00:10:18,530 Where's the core? Where's the core? 279 00:10:18,574 --> 00:10:19,836 -Where's the core, dude? Where's the core? -Guys, no, no. 280 00:10:19,880 --> 00:10:20,663 -Don't undo your flaps. -Do you want to dance? 281 00:10:20,707 --> 00:10:22,230 I'll take you to the dance. 282 00:10:22,273 --> 00:10:24,188 I'll pick you up at your mom and dad's house. 283 00:10:24,232 --> 00:10:25,494 You don't talk about my dad! 284 00:10:25,537 --> 00:10:27,278 Wait, hold on. When did this all go down? 285 00:10:27,322 --> 00:10:29,106 Uh, I don't know. A few hours ago. 286 00:10:29,150 --> 00:10:31,674 What? We were at the Chu Chu dance with you. 287 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:33,981 Oh, yeah. [laughs] 288 00:10:34,024 --> 00:10:35,635 -Oh! -Chu Chu-- Chu Chu dance. 289 00:10:35,678 --> 00:10:36,940 Wow. A double dance. Chu Chu dance. 290 00:10:36,984 --> 00:10:38,550 Oh, my God, Chu Chu dance. 291 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,640 And at the end, when they added the third Chu 292 00:10:40,683 --> 00:10:42,293 and it became the Chu Chu Chu dance, 293 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:44,513 I cried. I saw you crying, too.Don't even lie. 294 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:46,210 Oh, damn, you werethere. 295 00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,648 Yeah, that checks out.It had to be someone else, man. 296 00:10:48,691 --> 00:10:49,953 Don't you remember anything? 297 00:10:49,997 --> 00:10:51,520 I don't know. It was dark. 298 00:10:51,563 --> 00:10:53,391 It was totally dark. Couldn't see anything. 299 00:10:53,435 --> 00:10:54,392 -[loud bang] -ALL: Whoa! 300 00:10:54,436 --> 00:10:56,481 Did they just fire on us? 301 00:10:56,525 --> 00:10:58,483 Impossible. These guys don't even have weapons. 302 00:10:58,527 --> 00:11:00,311 The Drookmani have reversed their tractor beam 303 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:03,010 to launch the cargo against our hull. 304 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:07,449 These guys are luckyI'm so ethical and considerate. 305 00:11:07,492 --> 00:11:09,712 [laughing maniacally] 306 00:11:17,024 --> 00:11:18,721 Captain, something is wrong with our shields. 307 00:11:18,765 --> 00:11:20,157 They shouldn't be fading this fast. 308 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:21,550 Permission to destroy the enemy ship. 309 00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,247 They're trying to bait us into a fight. 310 00:11:23,291 --> 00:11:25,554 We have to find a way to end this peacefully. 311 00:11:25,597 --> 00:11:27,382 We're Starfleet, damn it. 312 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,083 [electricity crackling] 313 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:34,389 -Whoa! -What? Aah! 314 00:11:34,432 --> 00:11:36,173 COMPUTER: Non-essential power diverted. 315 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:37,697 Safety protocols disabled. 316 00:11:37,740 --> 00:11:39,133 What the heck? 317 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:40,700 Uh, we should get out of here. Computer, end program. 318 00:11:40,743 --> 00:11:43,485 -[electronic chime] -I said computer, end program. 319 00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:44,704 -[electronic chime] -That's not good. 320 00:11:44,747 --> 00:11:46,009 Badgey, run diagnostic. 321 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,532 You got it. 322 00:11:47,576 --> 00:11:48,533 Ow! 323 00:11:48,577 --> 00:11:50,361 Sorry about that. 324 00:11:50,405 --> 00:11:54,191 I didn't mean to hurt you. 325 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:55,671 Badgey, what the hell? 326 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,761 Oh, guess I'm just a stupid, worthless glitch! 327 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,023 Oh. Badgey? 328 00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,546 Computer, re-engage safety protocols. 329 00:12:01,590 --> 00:12:03,157 COMPUTER: Safety protocols are unavailable. 330 00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:05,159 [roars] 331 00:12:05,202 --> 00:12:06,769 -[cries out] -[screams] 332 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,249 Get off me. He's corrupted! 333 00:12:09,685 --> 00:12:12,644 Can I teach you a lesson? 334 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:16,692 [Badgey laughing] 335 00:12:17,780 --> 00:12:20,652 Computer, load Bajoran marketplace! 336 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,439 Put this on, put this on. We got to blend in. 337 00:12:26,571 --> 00:12:28,573 [people screaming] 338 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,751 We got to keep going. 339 00:12:31,794 --> 00:12:33,056 -[male screaming] -Fun fact, 340 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,102 I'm gonna rip your eyes out! 341 00:12:35,145 --> 00:12:36,712 That fact wasn't fun! 342 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:38,279 [laughs] 343 00:12:50,508 --> 00:12:52,946 Our shields can't take much more of this. 344 00:12:52,989 --> 00:12:54,164 These guys are begging for a fight. 345 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:55,775 I say we give it to 'em. 346 00:12:55,818 --> 00:12:57,428 Phasers locked onto their warp core, Captain. 347 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,735 Please, please let me shoot their warp core. 348 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:01,084 I have been very good this month. 349 00:13:01,128 --> 00:13:04,218 -Evasive pattern Sulu-Alpha. -Oh, come on! 350 00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:08,004 I thought you said this trash wasn't worth fighting for. 351 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,179 We're not fighting. 352 00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,007 Avoiding damage is fighting. 353 00:13:11,051 --> 00:13:13,227 [groans] We can talk this out. 354 00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,445 [bleep] you. 355 00:13:17,405 --> 00:13:19,450 [shouting] 356 00:13:19,494 --> 00:13:21,801 Oh, man, the shields must be slammed. 357 00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:24,238 If they fall below 50%,they'll realize the core's gone. 358 00:13:24,281 --> 00:13:25,805 -And then I'll be gone. -Wait, wait, wait. 359 00:13:25,848 --> 00:13:27,067 I thought Drookmani were just scavengers. 360 00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:29,373 The Drookmani! I bet they took the core, 361 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,027 to mess with our defenses. 362 00:13:31,071 --> 00:13:32,507 The guy who zapped me was definitely an alien. 363 00:13:32,550 --> 00:13:33,987 We got to report this to the bridge. 364 00:13:34,030 --> 00:13:35,989 Whoa, hold up. We got to scan the ship for intruders, 365 00:13:36,032 --> 00:13:37,425 I'm not going to the captain without proof. 366 00:13:37,468 --> 00:13:40,254 Okay, let's go. Let's go get our scanners. 367 00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:41,777 Okay, listen. 368 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:43,083 I'll search decks two through ten. 369 00:13:43,126 --> 00:13:45,172 Fletcher, you-- the... Huh? 370 00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:48,305 The core? Fletcher, it was in your bunk? 371 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:51,047 Uh, uh, aliens. It's, uh, aliens. 372 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,354 Those frickin' aliens, I knew they'd do this. 373 00:13:53,397 --> 00:13:54,790 They're gonna frame me. 374 00:13:54,834 --> 00:13:56,270 -I knew it. -Fletcher. 375 00:13:56,313 --> 00:13:59,360 [grunts] I messed up, you guys. 376 00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,144 Oh, man, I really messed up. 377 00:14:01,188 --> 00:14:02,885 -I'm the worst! I'm slime! -Stop it! 378 00:14:02,929 --> 00:14:05,148 -Get ahold of yourself and shut up. -Stupid, stupid Fletcher! 379 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:07,237 Just tell us what you did. 380 00:14:07,281 --> 00:14:09,370 When you guys went to the Chu Chu dance, 381 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:12,155 I was doing all that rewiring on my own, 382 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:15,463 and it was getting so hard, so, I was like, 383 00:14:15,506 --> 00:14:18,292 "This would be so much easier if I were smarter." 384 00:14:18,335 --> 00:14:20,860 And then I was like, "Wait. The computer's smart. 385 00:14:20,903 --> 00:14:23,340 -Maybe it can make me smart." -What? 386 00:14:23,384 --> 00:14:25,342 FLETCHER: So I hooked it up directly to my brain, 387 00:14:25,386 --> 00:14:27,257 and let it run so it would make me smarter. 388 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,433 MARINER: Ooh, boy, that is not a good idea. 389 00:14:29,477 --> 00:14:31,522 COMPUTER: Neural pathway established. 390 00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:33,133 [Fletcher shouting] 391 00:14:36,005 --> 00:14:37,311 FLETCHER: But I didn't get smarter. 392 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:39,313 It broke and I peed my pants. 393 00:14:39,356 --> 00:14:41,010 So I hid down here and told you guys 394 00:14:41,054 --> 00:14:42,969 I had been attacked so you wouldn't feel let down. 395 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:45,145 Yeah, I don't kn-- uh, I don't know what to do with this. 396 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,364 We're supposed to have each other's backs, Fletcher! 397 00:14:47,408 --> 00:14:49,889 You were gonna lie to the captain about an alien attack? 398 00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,151 You could have started a war. 399 00:14:51,194 --> 00:14:52,848 Come on, just back me up. 400 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:55,068 All we do is back you up, and all you do is lie! 401 00:14:55,111 --> 00:14:57,461 I just wanted you to be proud of me. 402 00:14:57,505 --> 00:14:59,855 -I messed up. -[exhales] 403 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,857 It's-- ugh-- it's okay. 404 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:04,077 We can reformat the core and put this all behind us. 405 00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,079 -I guess. -Really? 406 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,255 Oh, thanks, you guys. 407 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,257 You know, I've actually learned a lot today. 408 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,389 This has been, like, a learning experience for me. 409 00:15:12,433 --> 00:15:14,261 That's all that matters. And you know what? 410 00:15:14,304 --> 00:15:17,307 We're Starfleet. We are Starfleet. 411 00:15:17,351 --> 00:15:20,267 -And when we make mistakes, we learn... -[shouts] 412 00:15:28,710 --> 00:15:29,972 Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! Fix it! 413 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:32,235 -What did you do to it? -I don't know! 414 00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:34,672 CORE [Fletcher voice]: Make me smarter. Make me smarter. 415 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,326 Ugh, Fletcher, your brain wavescorrupted that thing. 416 00:15:36,370 --> 00:15:39,199 It's incorporating anything it can get its grabber on. 417 00:15:39,242 --> 00:15:41,984 -Fletcher, you've got to call this in! -But I'll get in trouble! 418 00:15:42,028 --> 00:15:44,682 -If this thing gets loose it could mess up the ship. -CORE: Show me something! 419 00:15:44,726 --> 00:15:46,162 Alert the captain right now! 420 00:15:46,206 --> 00:15:48,904 You're right. Just let me get my tricorder here-- 421 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,081 Hello! Die! Die! Die! 422 00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,692 -Fletcher! -CORE: Dummy! 423 00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:57,782 Dummy! Party of dumbass! 424 00:15:57,826 --> 00:16:00,394 -Me smart. -Get off of me! Let go! 425 00:16:00,437 --> 00:16:03,832 You help me or I'll say this was all your idea. 426 00:16:03,875 --> 00:16:05,181 I'm not going down for this. 427 00:16:05,225 --> 00:16:08,010 Dude, what you're doing is so not Starfleet. 428 00:16:08,054 --> 00:16:09,316 You break rules all the time. 429 00:16:09,359 --> 00:16:10,926 Only dumb rules that shouldn't be there 430 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,275 so I can do a better job. 431 00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:13,885 I would never put anyone in danger. 432 00:16:13,929 --> 00:16:16,192 -[clears throat]-Except sometimes maybe Boimler. 433 00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,890 -[both shout] -Stupid, stupid Fletcher! 434 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:21,893 [all screaming] 435 00:16:21,937 --> 00:16:24,070 [panting, grunting] 436 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:26,463 I'm sorry. This is all my fault. 437 00:16:26,507 --> 00:16:28,030 Here's a tip. 438 00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:33,340 I'm going to burn your hearts in a fire! 439 00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,733 -Leave us alone, Badgey! -No! 440 00:16:35,777 --> 00:16:39,041 -You were only trying to help. -No, I was trying to show off. 441 00:16:39,085 --> 00:16:41,261 I knew Badgey wasn't ready yet,but I wanted to impress you. 442 00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:44,090 I just think you're really cool.I'm an idiot. 443 00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:46,831 Aw, Rutherford, you impress me every day. 444 00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:48,311 You're very scientific. 445 00:16:48,355 --> 00:16:50,313 I mean, Badgey'san amazing piece of programming, 446 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:53,099 -even if he does want to kill us. -Yeah. [laughs] 447 00:16:53,142 --> 00:16:55,014 he is a killing machine, isn't he? 448 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:57,451 It's actually weirdthat he hasn't murdered us yet. 449 00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:59,322 [panting] Hope you're ready to die. 450 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:03,979 Just as soon as I... get up there... 451 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,242 gonna kill you. 452 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:07,809 Aw. Poor little guy's really having trouble 453 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:09,202 with those stairs. 454 00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,769 You've got this, Badgey! Wait, what am I doing? 455 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:13,032 He shouldn't be affected by the physical parameters 456 00:17:13,075 --> 00:17:14,294 of the simulation. 457 00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,992 I'm gonna wear your skin! [blabbers] 458 00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,472 Wait, if we're tiring him out, 459 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,343 then maybe we can freeze him out. 460 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,912 Computer, load environment 83. 461 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:25,261 [panting] 462 00:17:25,305 --> 00:17:27,829 [grunts] Quick. Come on. 463 00:17:29,004 --> 00:17:30,440 Shield integrity 40% and dropping. 464 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:33,269 Automatic repair is down, switching to manual. 465 00:17:33,313 --> 00:17:35,315 CORE: Dummy! Dummy! 466 00:17:37,012 --> 00:17:38,448 Quick. Grab that edge, we got to drag it... 467 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,320 Guys, wait. I know what to do. 468 00:17:40,363 --> 00:17:41,799 You figured out how to fix it? 469 00:17:41,843 --> 00:17:42,974 I wish. No. 470 00:17:43,018 --> 00:17:44,802 We let this thing beat us up a little, 471 00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:46,195 then later we say that a Q showed up 472 00:17:46,239 --> 00:17:47,936 and caused all of this. 473 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,069 Nobody will doubt us 'cause we'll be all busted up 474 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:51,896 and, you know, Qs are super unpredictable. 475 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,202 Here, help me feed some stuff 476 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:54,377 into this thing so it gets bigger. 477 00:17:54,421 --> 00:17:56,292 CORE: Delicioso. 478 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:59,382 Oh, real nice, guys. Let me out of here! Come on! 479 00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:01,384 -The Q thing's a good idea! -CORE: Let go! 480 00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,127 Uh, it just incorporated a light panel. 481 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:06,302 We've got to get it to the transporter 482 00:18:06,346 --> 00:18:07,825 before it's too big to move. 483 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:09,305 I know you guys were friends at the Academy, 484 00:18:09,349 --> 00:18:11,525 but I am just gonna say it: I do not like Fletcher. 485 00:18:11,568 --> 00:18:13,527 -[Core laughs] -Ow! We got to rethink this whole 486 00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:15,224 "Lower Decks stands together" thing. 487 00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:17,183 -CORE: What you got? -You know, it's kind of nice 488 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,836 that wearen't fighting for once. 489 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:20,186 Yeah. I guess we make a good team. 490 00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:21,491 -CORE: What you got? -From now on, 491 00:18:21,535 --> 00:18:23,102 someLower Deckers stand together. 492 00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:24,146 CORE: Come on, bro, square up. 493 00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:26,148 Whoa! Oh, no. 494 00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:28,324 [Core screams] 495 00:18:28,368 --> 00:18:29,543 Oh, [bleep], there's no way 496 00:18:29,586 --> 00:18:31,327 we're gonna make it to the transporter. 497 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:32,459 [gasps] Airlock. 498 00:18:32,502 --> 00:18:34,156 Aliens. It's, uh, aliens. 499 00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,331 Those frickin aliens! 500 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:37,028 Here. Fetch! 501 00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,161 CORE: Whoa! I got this. 502 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:43,165 You don't talk about my dad! 503 00:18:43,209 --> 00:18:44,862 BOIMLER: Whew. 504 00:18:44,906 --> 00:18:48,257 -Oh, that was close. -Ooh, yeah. Disaster averted. 505 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:51,608 MARINER: Wait, wait. Is it drifting towards the Drookmani? 506 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:54,089 BOTH: No, no, no, no... 507 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,614 BOIMLER: Oh, no. 508 00:18:57,658 --> 00:18:59,964 We are so getting fired for this. 509 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,447 Shields are down, Captain. 510 00:19:04,491 --> 00:19:08,234 I have done everything I can torespect their sanctity of life, 511 00:19:08,277 --> 00:19:11,367 to avoid conflict, and give themthe benefit of the doubt. 512 00:19:11,411 --> 00:19:13,891 The Drookmani have given me no choice. 513 00:19:13,935 --> 00:19:15,545 Shaxs, target their warp core. 514 00:19:15,589 --> 00:19:18,026 Yes! 515 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:20,202 No! We waited too long. 516 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:22,161 Weapons systems are down. 517 00:19:22,204 --> 00:19:24,337 We need to get the crew into escape pods now. 518 00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,642 Prepare to abandon ship. 519 00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:27,340 Wait, Captain. Look. What is that? 520 00:19:34,608 --> 00:19:37,567 -Uh... -We did it! 521 00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:40,396 I don't know what we did, but we did it! 522 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,181 [laughs] 523 00:19:42,224 --> 00:19:45,096 Stay awake, Tendi. We can do this. 524 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:47,577 Did... did we lose him? 525 00:19:47,621 --> 00:19:49,623 [panting] 526 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:52,669 Uh, yeah. We're doing fine. 527 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,237 We're so good. Keep going. 528 00:19:55,281 --> 00:19:58,153 Ah. Not running anymore, Father? 529 00:19:58,197 --> 00:19:59,633 This ends now, Badgey. 530 00:19:59,676 --> 00:20:01,635 After I gut you, I'm gonna slit 531 00:20:01,678 --> 00:20:03,506 your little green friend's throat 532 00:20:03,550 --> 00:20:06,030 and take a bath in her blood. 533 00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:07,989 No, you're not! [shouts] 534 00:20:20,088 --> 00:20:22,482 I'm gonna wear your skin! 535 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:32,492 [thunder crashes] 536 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:37,366 [laughs] 537 00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:39,629 You can't hurt me, Father. 538 00:20:42,023 --> 00:20:47,158 Maybe with your disappointment,but not with your fists. 539 00:20:47,202 --> 00:20:49,291 I'm sorry I yelled at you, son. 540 00:20:49,335 --> 00:20:51,293 I was just trying to impress Tendi. 541 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:53,382 I mean, look at her. She's so cute. 542 00:20:53,426 --> 00:20:56,167 It's too late for apologies. 543 00:20:56,211 --> 00:20:58,605 It's too... 544 00:20:58,648 --> 00:21:01,042 Kill you... 545 00:21:01,085 --> 00:21:03,305 So cold. Father? 546 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,307 [ragged exhale] 547 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:07,483 I'm so sorry it came to this, Badgey. 548 00:21:07,527 --> 00:21:09,006 I'm gonna cut off your foot. 549 00:21:09,050 --> 00:21:11,487 [shushes] No. Don't talk. 550 00:21:11,531 --> 00:21:15,404 -It's over now. -Diplomatic immunity. 551 00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:21,323 [crying]: Badgey! 552 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:26,197 Got it. Restoring main power. 553 00:21:26,241 --> 00:21:29,200 COMPUTER: Safety protocols restored. 554 00:21:29,244 --> 00:21:30,637 [grunts] 555 00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,334 Hi. Can I teach you a lesson? 556 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:34,205 -Oh, hey. Hi, Badgey. -Um... 557 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,034 Um, does he remember he was trying to, uh... 558 00:21:37,078 --> 00:21:39,254 Remember what? Can I teach you a lesson? 559 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,038 Nope, nope, nope, nope. Actually, you know what? 560 00:21:41,082 --> 00:21:42,562 -We were just heading out. -Yeah, yeah, we're-we're good. 561 00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,172 Thanks, Badgey. 562 00:21:44,215 --> 00:21:47,654 You got it. If you need me, Badgey's here. 563 00:21:47,697 --> 00:21:50,047 I'm always here. 564 00:21:50,091 --> 00:21:52,267 Ow, my frickin' wrists are all chafed. 565 00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:53,660 Good. Shut up. 566 00:21:53,703 --> 00:21:55,662 That core had my brain pattern all over it. 567 00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,620 If they find it and kick me off the ship, 568 00:21:57,664 --> 00:21:59,143 you're going down with me. 569 00:21:59,187 --> 00:22:00,536 What the hell is going on down here? 570 00:22:00,580 --> 00:22:02,451 We've got an unauthorized airlock ejection, 571 00:22:02,495 --> 00:22:04,410 a missing computer core, and somebody attacked 572 00:22:04,453 --> 00:22:06,107 that Drookmani ship. 573 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,239 You three better have one hell of an explanation. 574 00:22:08,283 --> 00:22:10,764 Oh, I'll tell you exactly what happened. 575 00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,114 SHAXS: Ensign Fletcher's 576 00:22:13,157 --> 00:22:15,116 brilliant improvisation, 577 00:22:15,159 --> 00:22:17,379 updating the isolinear core to weaponize it 578 00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,512 against the Drookmani saved the Cerritos. 579 00:22:19,555 --> 00:22:22,079 Fletcher demonstrated the sort of selfless heroism 580 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:23,733 that Starfleet's all about. 581 00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:27,084 It's that heroism that earned him a promotion 582 00:22:27,128 --> 00:22:30,087 and a transfer to the Titan! 583 00:22:30,131 --> 00:22:31,393 -[cheering, applause] -FLETCHER: Oh, man. 584 00:22:31,437 --> 00:22:33,743 Wow. 585 00:22:33,787 --> 00:22:35,615 Did we have to get him promoted? 586 00:22:35,658 --> 00:22:37,399 Eh, you know what they say, keep your friends close 587 00:22:37,443 --> 00:22:39,575 and your enemies way the hell somewhere else. 588 00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,142 Whoa. The Titan. 589 00:22:41,185 --> 00:22:42,491 Isn't that, like, your dream gig? 590 00:22:42,535 --> 00:22:44,406 Yeah. It is. [sighs] 591 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:46,365 But you know what, maybe this is just what Fletcher needs 592 00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:47,453 to turn things around. 593 00:22:47,496 --> 00:22:49,368 New ship, new duties. 594 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,457 It might just make him a better man. 595 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,112 I got frickin' fired! 596 00:22:55,156 --> 00:22:56,505 What? You, fired? 597 00:22:56,549 --> 00:22:58,725 Who would fire you, ever? 598 00:22:58,768 --> 00:23:00,640 It's like, who says you're not supposed to empty trash 599 00:23:00,683 --> 00:23:02,816 into the warp core? It all burns up anyway. 600 00:23:02,859 --> 00:23:05,122 Oh, yeah, who wouldn't make that mistake? 601 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,515 I thought maybe you guys could, like, put in 602 00:23:06,559 --> 00:23:07,777 -a good word for me or... -Uh, hey, Fletcher? 603 00:23:07,821 --> 00:23:09,649 Fletcher. Sorry, you're breaking up. 604 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:11,607 I think you're going through a temporal rift or something. 605 00:23:11,651 --> 00:23:14,436 -A rift? What a-- Hello? -Whoa, Fletcher, there's a Q. 606 00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:16,525 -I'm holding my badge up... -There's a Q doing crazy Q stuff. 607 00:23:16,569 --> 00:23:18,353 -Got to go. -Can you hear me? Guys... 608 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,224 Well, he's Earth's problem now. 609 00:23:20,268 --> 00:23:22,139 Got to say, I'd rather serve with a dozen of you 610 00:23:22,183 --> 00:23:23,445 than one Fletcher. 611 00:23:23,489 --> 00:23:24,794 I mean, yeah, you break the rules all the time, 612 00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,492 but at your heart, you're Starfleet. 613 00:23:26,535 --> 00:23:28,276 Aw, Boimler. That's really nice.Thanks, man. 614 00:23:28,319 --> 00:23:29,756 Now come on. I got the keys to the captain's yacht. 615 00:23:29,799 --> 00:23:31,192 Wait, what? You shouldn't have those. 616 00:23:31,235 --> 00:23:32,672 No, it's cool.I signed them out in your name. 617 00:23:32,715 --> 00:23:33,760 -Last one there's a Fletcher. -Wait. No, no, no. 618 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:35,022 That's not the lesson here! 619 00:23:35,065 --> 00:23:36,284 MARINER: Lower Decks, let's go! 45817

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