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What are you looking at?
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This is what you missed
last week on Shameless:
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I'm here to help Karen.
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- Take your shoes off.
- She's got this thing...
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...about people bringing dirt
in the house. Melissomophobia.
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- Ah.
- Science just turns me on.
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- I'm not looking.
- All right if I leave my number?
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I thought we tell each other everything.
You're fucking him?
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What are you hiding for? Sweet Jesus.
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You're your own worst enemy, you two.
Insane.
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And you prefer a guy who's been around
the block. Wait outside while I pay.
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The cars I sell are mainly, uh, not mine.
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- Looking for fun, Fiona?
- Kev and Veronica...
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...fantastic neighbors.
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How's a guy supposed to work,
hurt, with kids?
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- Hello? Thank you. I like him.
- Yeah.
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Fucking... Fuck.
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It's good. Yeah, I got it. There you go.
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All right. All right, listen up, everybody.
Tommy from upstairs...
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...shelled out for the, uh,
pay-per-view here.
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And the cable.
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Hey, hey. A hundred forty-nine fifty
on my goddamn Visa...
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...so pay up, you cheap bastards.
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Right in here, guys. Right in here.
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Billy. Drink?
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- Have one. Come on.
- Mm-mm.
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- Burgers coming through.
- Uh, Lip. Napkins.
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- I can get it.
- No, no, no. You sit.
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- Only ketchup.
- Me. Me.
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- Extra onions, jalapenos.
- Me.
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Thank you. Make room.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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After you finish your shake and fries.
Who's this?
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- This is Karen.
- Hey, Karen. Nice top.
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- What size are you?
- Shh! Shut up.
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On the spot called Mr. Magoo...
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...the sacred family fishing grounds
that paid off last season.
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But now...
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...it's a bust.
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We got no crab onboard.
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I heard, "Don't go to Magoo,
because there's hundreds there..."
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Come on!
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What is this? What is this guy?
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- Hey, bub? Hey.
- Come on!
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- Get up, man. Get the guy.
- Oh.
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Better door than window.
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Gallagher.
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Tell your boy Ian to keep his dirty
adolescent prick out of my Karen.
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And his score is now...
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Get up, man. Get the guy.
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Come on!
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Yeah!
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Finish him!
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Why don't you just let him
off the hook?
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We've been fishing for 36 hours...
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...and haven't made a dime yet.
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We're getting like 150 crabs
and only 7 kilos a pot.
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- You okay, Frank?
- Hey.
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It's not worth sifting through the junk.
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That my shirt?
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- Yeah.
- The crew decides...
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...to rail-dump the crabs.
- Uh, I'm just asking.
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- Unh.
- Whoa!
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- Jesus!
- Guy in the bar said to pass it on.
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- What the fuck is wrong with you?
- Jesus Christ, Dad.
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- You're drunk, Frank. Drunk.
- This is drunk?
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- This isn't drunk. You wanna see drunk?
- Don't do this to your kids.
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What are you, a tough guy, Steve?
You think you're a fucking tough guy?
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Because you look like
a premenstrual Filipino.
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Steve, go. Get out. Hey. Just go.
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- Please.
- He's shitting his pants. Pussy.
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- You're pathetic, Frank.
- Get out now. I mean it.
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Come on. Don't go. Come on.
Puss, puss, puss.
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You wanna say something, pussy?
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It's Mr. Joe-Fucking-God-Gift,
the pussy.
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- Ice.
- It's a bloody nose.
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- He's not dying.
- Really, Frank?
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Anybody notice that I'm bleeding?
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A 200-square-mile Arctic squall...
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...collides with the grounds,
and fishing...
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I got it.
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Okay.
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Okay, okay, okay.
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You should've hit him back.
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If I ever do, I'll fucking kill him.
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So? Eight to 10 for manslaughter.
Get laid as often as you want.
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Tattoos and everything.
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It's gay heaven, man.
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Thanks.
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Fuck.
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Good night, Billy.
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Morning, Billy.
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Hey, Conrad. How's it going?
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Not so bad, you know.
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Shirley any better?
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Still pissed about me calling the cops,
but what could I do?
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Got her over at County?
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Once we had my mom there,
she came around. What ward's she on?
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- Six.
- Oh, yeah. Good people.
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Give her meds straight,
couple shots of Thorazine, Librium...
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...and a fistful of Prozac,
and she'll be right as rain.
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Aw.
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Looks sore. How many stitches?
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Ugh, seven. Cheese knife.
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Poor Conrad.
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I'll live.
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Not if they let Shirley out.
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- Hey. Special delivery.
- All right. Thank you.
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- Don't forget Veronica's coupons.
- Yeah. Got it.
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Thanks, handsome.
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Hey, buddy.
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- Here.
- Ugh.
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Hi, Liam.
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Any pizza left from last night?
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No pizza. Fruit or juice.
And we've got eggs.
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OJ's in the top,
grapes in the bottom drawer.
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Frosted Flakes, Bisquick, Heinz ketchup.
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Ooh-ooh! Even got a couple
two-for-ones for Tide.
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Any coupons for meat?
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Yeah. They got a special on ground
chuck at Costco, and Hot Pockets.
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Great. We'll go tomorrow.
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- Lip, you seen Frank?
- Uh, no.
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What day is it?
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Friday. Why?
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Really?
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And orange juice.
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- Hey.
- Morning campers.
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- What you got?
- Jelly, plain, glazed.
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- Save me an apple fritter.
- All right.
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Yum.
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- Bet you hate when that happens.
- They're his tits.
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- It's the only reason he eats eggs.
- He just licked that one.
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Oh, great. I'm trying to get them
to eat a healthy breakfast.
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I bought all the essential morning
food groups: Caffeine, sugar, lard.
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- Sorry about last night.
- Never apologize for your parents.
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Believe me, I don't.
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So you can let go of that.
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- Has anybody seen Dad?
- He was asleep behind the armchair.
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It's a tent.
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Why is there a tent
in the living room?
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Oh, uh, drying it out. ROTC training
in Wisconsin next week.
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I thought it was Dad. I left him
a cup of coffee this morning.
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I thought I heard him say thanks.
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- Yes! Ha, ha.
- Oh, sorry. I came in the back way.
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- You're not the only one!
- Oh.
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Kev, was Dad at the Alibi last night?
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Uh, yeah.
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But he was hammered.
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Hold-on-to-the-grass-so-you-don't-
fall-off-the-Earth hammered.
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Did you see him at last call?
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No.
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Pretty weird, because he usually hangs
out to sink the other drinkers' dregs.
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- Thanks.
- Ugh.
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Ready?
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You okay?
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I think Dad's missing.
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- Hey, Ted. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Hey, John. It's Debbie.
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- Have you seen Frank since last night?
- No. Since Michael Jackson died?
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- All right.
- No, I won't. Thanks.
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Since last night, at the Alibi.
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Sorry about the door. And the window.
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I was wondering, have you seen Frank?
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Did you get an admission
into the ER last night?
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Keep an eye out.
If you see him, give me a call.
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Hey, can you just go kind of check
for me...? Shit!
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What the fuck?
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Motherfucker.
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- Wen... Wendy. Give me the phone.
- Hello? Hello?
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- Kev, stop...
- Hey, are you still there?
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Wendy? Wendy. Oh, you didn't?
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Okay. Thanks anyway.
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No! Know if it's a boy or girl yet?
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- What is your problem?
- I was supposed to call Ahmed.
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- My cell's gone. Help me look.
- I lent Lip your cell...
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...so he could see if anybody knew
where Frank was.
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So now both my bills
are being run up.
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Your bills? I work my ass off
around here. Not just you.
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Well, there's the computer.
Don't let me stop you.
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- Get to work.
- Frank is missing, you prick.
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You need to see somebody. Normal guys
fall asleep after sex. Not Kev. Oh, no.
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- Why can't they get their own phone?
- No money.
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Well, me neither at this rate.
I love you.
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Fucking freak.
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- Anything?
- Nobody's seen him since last night.
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Hey. Hey. Don't worry, Debs.
We're gonna find him, okay?
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We split up.
All the regular spots, okay? Go.
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Frank?
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Anyone seen Frank?
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Frank, you here?
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Sorry.
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Frank?
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Dad?
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Frank?
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- You can't file a Missing Persons Report.
- Why not?
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- Frank's always missing.
- That's what I said.
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- He's probably sleeping at a friend's.
- He hasn't got any friends.
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Who would give him a bed?
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We've found him in Dumpsters,
garbage trucks...
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...Mrs. Lutski's tub.
- Never on the last Friday of the month.
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- What does Friday have to do...?
- It's the last Friday?
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I'll call my watch commander.
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Shove your phone up your ass.
No more freebies from me...
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...like doing your taxes because
you can't understand the instructions.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Hey, take it easy.
Take it easy, all right?
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Look, Frank isn't far, okay?
He never goes far.
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- I know, but it's the last Friday.
- Last Friday? So what?
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Disability-check day.
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Oh, Jesus.
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Fuck me. Hey, Jess.
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Uh, Frank Gallagher, did he leave
with anybody when we kicked him out?
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Name me one person who would
be caught dead with him.
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Steve was definitely gone by then,
so Frank wasn't with him.
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- Anybody seen Frank the Plank?
- Which Steve?
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- "Steve" Steve. Fiona's new Steve.
- In here?
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Talking to your dad. Friendly enough.
It was hours before closing.
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Right.
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- Thanks, Kev.
- Yeah.
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About a body that was found...
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...on the south side of the city.
This is...
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Hey, is that over by Halsted station?
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I broke my collarbone
falling down those station steps...
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...after my very first taste
of another woman's tongue.
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Tony said he'd put out a bulletin.
He never misses that check.
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He practically tackles the mailman
before he can get out of his jeep.
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We've all known
it could end this way.
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- We don't know anything's happened.
- All the pumped stomachs.
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- Time he passed out on the tracks.
- The El tracks?
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Almost lost a hand.
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- Hey, V.
- Hey, Ian.
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Um, sorry, Fiona. Debbie needs you.
It's bad.
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Okay.
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No. No! No!
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Again, Debbie.
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Uh, Holly thought she saw a body
under the tracks on Halsted.
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It's not him, Debs, or the police
would've contacted us by now.
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It's Holly, sweetheart.
She's been in third grade for four years.
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- I'm gonna deck that little bitch.
- Does that even make sense, Debbie?
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Why would your dad be in Halsted
when he lives in the opposite direction?
241
00:20:02,738 --> 00:20:06,241
How was he looking when you, uh, left him
at the Alibi Room last night, Steve?
242
00:20:07,618 --> 00:20:08,993
- When?
- Uh...
243
00:20:09,161 --> 00:20:13,039
Ten. Ten thirty. Went to apologize,
bought him a drink, then went home.
244
00:20:13,207 --> 00:20:14,624
Why didn't you say?
245
00:20:16,627 --> 00:20:18,503
Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?
246
00:20:20,673 --> 00:20:23,425
They found a body under the EI.
247
00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:29,472
- Do you know who that is?
- Stay back, okay? Stay back.
248
00:20:46,824 --> 00:20:48,908
See? I told you.
249
00:20:49,076 --> 00:20:50,952
Where the hell is he?
250
00:21:42,838 --> 00:21:44,047
You got the time?
251
00:21:46,967 --> 00:21:49,636
Time? A watch? Do you have the...?
252
00:21:49,804 --> 00:21:51,638
Fuck you.
253
00:22:30,135 --> 00:22:32,971
How the hell did I end up in Canada?
254
00:22:33,138 --> 00:22:35,306
- Hey.
- I hate fucking Canada.
255
00:22:35,474 --> 00:22:37,851
- Keep it down in there.
- I'm an American!
256
00:22:38,894 --> 00:22:44,566
- Apple pie? Lower 48? Air Supply?
- If you're an American...
257
00:22:44,733 --> 00:22:47,819
...where's your passport?
- I don't have one.
258
00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:52,073
I told you, I never had a passport.
I don't want a passport.
259
00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:55,785
- Hey, shut up and sleep it off.
- Why would I wanna come to Canada?
260
00:22:55,953 --> 00:23:00,206
So your national health care can
make me wait 60 years for a new kidney?
261
00:23:00,833 --> 00:23:04,419
Whole country's a bunch
of parka-wearing, draft-dodging...
262
00:23:04,587 --> 00:23:07,463
...chickenshit cowards
who didn't have the balls...
263
00:23:07,631 --> 00:23:12,969
...to stay home and fight the Vietcong
to preserve our American way of life.
264
00:23:15,764 --> 00:23:18,725
No snow at the Winter Olympics?
What the hell was that?
265
00:23:18,893 --> 00:23:21,519
O, Canada
266
00:23:21,687 --> 00:23:23,813
It's the Winter Olympics.
267
00:23:23,981 --> 00:23:25,148
Our home and native land
268
00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:28,902
What are you doing? Holding your cocks,
handing out maple-leaf sugar loafs.
269
00:23:29,069 --> 00:23:31,362
True patriot love
270
00:23:31,530 --> 00:23:34,490
You couldn't even get the Olympic Torch
to fucking light right.
271
00:23:34,658 --> 00:23:38,745
In all thy sons command
272
00:23:38,913 --> 00:23:41,414
That a Chicago accent?
273
00:23:41,999 --> 00:23:43,041
Who said that?
274
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:48,338
Ph.D., University of Chicago,
School of Economics.
275
00:23:48,505 --> 00:23:50,173
Oh, man, thank you.
276
00:23:50,341 --> 00:23:52,717
Tell him.
Just tell him I'm an American.
277
00:23:52,885 --> 00:23:55,511
Hey, there's a guy back here
knows I'm an American.
278
00:23:55,721 --> 00:23:58,181
- I can help. Got any money?
- What?
279
00:23:58,349 --> 00:24:02,018
- Cigarettes?
- No. I don't have anything.
280
00:24:02,186 --> 00:24:06,397
Think you can get close enough to
those bars for a reach-around hand job?
281
00:24:12,863 --> 00:24:17,033
By the dawn's early light
282
00:24:17,201 --> 00:24:19,994
Was so gallantly...
283
00:24:20,412 --> 00:24:22,872
- In Canada?
- Wait. How?
284
00:24:23,040 --> 00:24:25,208
Embassy says he admitted
to drug charges...
285
00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:28,628
...but that's before they accused him,
so they think he's a juicer.
286
00:24:28,796 --> 00:24:30,129
They charge him?
287
00:24:30,297 --> 00:24:33,132
They just want him off Canadian soil
as soon as possible.
288
00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,010
But the U.S. Won't let him back in
without his passport.
289
00:24:36,178 --> 00:24:39,180
- Frank doesn't have a passport.
- He'll have to apply for one.
290
00:24:39,348 --> 00:24:41,391
- How long does that take?
- Couple months.
291
00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:42,892
- Months?
- He can apply...
292
00:24:43,060 --> 00:24:45,812
for an emergency one
at the embassy in Toronto.
293
00:24:45,980 --> 00:24:48,231
How long does
the emergency one take?
294
00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:52,068
- I don't know. A week maybe.
- Kev has a passport.
295
00:24:53,737 --> 00:24:55,071
And what good does that do?
296
00:24:55,239 --> 00:24:57,323
You could drive up,
help him at the embassy.
297
00:24:57,491 --> 00:24:59,492
Pick up a pile
of cheap pharmaceuticals...
298
00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:03,079
...sell them to the local geezers
and the old folks at my nursing home.
299
00:25:03,247 --> 00:25:05,957
Could I just? Fuck, V...
300
00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,959
- Uh, no offense, Tony.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
301
00:25:08,127 --> 00:25:12,046
Car's not insured. Border Patrol asks
for proof of insurance to get back in...
302
00:25:12,256 --> 00:25:14,590
...I wind up in the loony bin
next to Frank.
303
00:25:14,758 --> 00:25:17,135
Yeah. You're good.
304
00:25:30,807 --> 00:25:34,309
- You okay?
- How'd you get my dad to Toronto?
305
00:25:35,154 --> 00:25:37,280
Me? Are you kidding?
306
00:25:39,324 --> 00:25:41,617
Canadian health warnings.
307
00:25:44,705 --> 00:25:49,375
I, uh, smuggled him over the border
in the trunk of my car. Uh...
308
00:25:49,543 --> 00:25:51,794
- They didn't...
- How'd you get him in the trunk?
309
00:25:51,962 --> 00:25:54,547
He was so plastered,
he would've jumped into a coffin.
310
00:25:54,715 --> 00:25:56,299
Why Canada?
311
00:25:57,051 --> 00:25:58,509
Uh, I had to run a car to Detroit.
312
00:25:58,677 --> 00:26:02,096
Plan was to dump him someplace weird
in Michigan. Flint maybe.
313
00:26:02,264 --> 00:26:06,684
When I saw the signs for Toronto,
the idea kind of just...
314
00:26:07,394 --> 00:26:08,978
...snowballed.
315
00:26:12,024 --> 00:26:15,860
- And you think it's funny?
- Funny would've been Newfoundland.
316
00:26:16,028 --> 00:26:17,570
Because he took a swing at you?
317
00:26:17,738 --> 00:26:20,948
No, because he's got a family
that he doesn't give a shit about.
318
00:26:21,116 --> 00:26:22,825
Smashing Ian in the face?
319
00:26:26,038 --> 00:26:29,957
What my dad is, what my family is,
has fuck-all to do with you.
320
00:26:33,170 --> 00:26:37,256
You left him there. You get him back.
321
00:26:47,976 --> 00:26:49,602
What the hell is that?
322
00:26:51,188 --> 00:26:53,064
Our ride.
323
00:26:54,942 --> 00:26:58,402
There's no way I'm driving all the way
to Toronto in this piece of shit.
324
00:26:58,570 --> 00:27:00,780
Take turns driving,
watch some movies...
325
00:27:00,948 --> 00:27:03,658
...make mojitos, sleep.
We'll have Frank back by morning.
326
00:27:03,826 --> 00:27:07,120
How are we supposed to get him across
the border without a passport?
327
00:27:07,287 --> 00:27:08,496
Go.
328
00:27:08,664 --> 00:27:11,499
- Get through Customs in this before?
- Couple hundred times.
329
00:27:11,667 --> 00:27:13,918
- Oh, yeah? With what?
- Grass mostly.
330
00:27:14,086 --> 00:27:17,880
Sometimes Oxycontin,
sometimes illegal aliens.
331
00:27:21,343 --> 00:27:23,553
Illegal aliens, as in plural?
332
00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:29,684
- Hey.
- Hey, Fiona.
333
00:27:30,769 --> 00:27:32,645
Hey, Tony.
334
00:27:39,236 --> 00:27:41,904
- Lip.
- Hmm?
335
00:27:43,365 --> 00:27:49,078
Yeah, um, I think I'm gonna finish
my calculus homework upstairs.
336
00:27:54,626 --> 00:27:56,335
Thanks for all your help
with Frank.
337
00:27:56,503 --> 00:27:58,462
Sure. Happy to. Family, you know?
338
00:28:00,883 --> 00:28:04,594
There's coffee in the pot.
Probably a couple decades old, but...
339
00:28:04,761 --> 00:28:09,432
Thanks. So is this Steve guy
a fixture now?
340
00:28:10,058 --> 00:28:12,977
Just somebody I met.
341
00:28:13,437 --> 00:28:17,064
CYO basketball league awards banquet
is next week...
342
00:28:17,232 --> 00:28:21,152
...at St. Stephens. There's a chance
I might get coach of the year.
343
00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:25,364
Heh, that's terrific, Tony.
Bet you're a great coach.
344
00:28:25,532 --> 00:28:29,619
They're 8. Mostly it's just helping them
get the ball anywhere near the basket.
345
00:28:29,786 --> 00:28:31,871
No, they're lucky to have you.
346
00:28:32,039 --> 00:28:37,793
One kid always licks the ball before
he takes a shot. I have no idea why.
347
00:28:37,961 --> 00:28:40,421
I was hoping you'd come.
348
00:28:43,091 --> 00:28:47,220
- To the banquet?
- Mrs. Rudolian and Mrs. Ignacio...
349
00:28:47,387 --> 00:28:51,140
...are doing the food, so there'll be
all the kielbasa and ragu you could eat.
350
00:28:52,226 --> 00:28:55,686
I know. Hard to turn down
an invitation like that, right?
351
00:28:55,854 --> 00:28:59,232
- Catholic League ladies may talk.
- Screw the Catholic ladies.
352
00:29:00,651 --> 00:29:02,818
I haven't set foot there
since they tossed me out of the choir.
353
00:29:02,986 --> 00:29:04,028
Tony, we have a call.
354
00:29:04,196 --> 00:29:06,364
Work. So Thursday?
355
00:29:08,367 --> 00:29:11,953
- Can I think about it?
- Sure. Seven o'clock.
356
00:31:14,618 --> 00:31:18,329
Oh, fuck off. Fuck off.
357
00:31:21,541 --> 00:31:22,666
Welcome home, Daddy.
358
00:31:29,549 --> 00:31:31,342
Oh, hey, hey.
359
00:31:34,554 --> 00:31:36,347
Come here, baby.
360
00:31:39,059 --> 00:31:40,851
You decent?
361
00:31:42,312 --> 00:31:43,979
Thought you might be thirsty.
362
00:31:44,147 --> 00:31:47,608
It's Canadian. More in the fridge.
I asked Veronica to get it.
363
00:31:47,776 --> 00:31:52,863
I don't want anything Canadian
in this house. From this point on.
364
00:31:53,031 --> 00:31:55,574
There's no hot water.
365
00:31:56,326 --> 00:31:58,160
For fuck's sake.
366
00:32:02,207 --> 00:32:06,419
Disability. It's Saturday.
Banks close at 12.
367
00:32:07,254 --> 00:32:09,672
Clean clothes, top of the dryer.
368
00:32:12,634 --> 00:32:14,385
Don't ever hit one of my kids again.
369
00:32:14,553 --> 00:32:17,221
- Your kids? They're my...
- Never again.
370
00:32:21,726 --> 00:32:24,770
- Is he still here?
- Who? Steve?
371
00:32:24,938 --> 00:32:28,649
- He's probably still outside.
- Tell him he's not welcome in my house.
372
00:32:28,817 --> 00:32:30,443
He's the one who got you back.
373
00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:35,322
Why would he do that? Hmm?
374
00:32:35,490 --> 00:32:39,577
When I woke up in Toronto,
in a park...
375
00:32:39,744 --> 00:32:41,912
...looking like a fucking
homeless tweaker...
376
00:32:42,080 --> 00:32:47,960
...all I could smell was Drakkar Noir.
Middle of a park. Drakkar Noir.
377
00:32:48,128 --> 00:32:54,341
I just spent five hours with him
in that camper. Same fucking smell.
378
00:33:08,398 --> 00:33:10,858
Wish you'd taken a camera.
379
00:33:11,276 --> 00:33:13,319
Total shithole.
380
00:33:13,487 --> 00:33:16,405
Hey, what does urine and Canadian beer
have in common?
381
00:33:16,573 --> 00:33:18,073
They both come from pussies.
382
00:33:19,034 --> 00:33:20,868
Bet you're the only one
who missed me.
383
00:33:21,036 --> 00:33:25,831
No. Because Carl said,
"The cable's off. Where's the ladder?"
384
00:33:25,999 --> 00:33:30,294
And Lip said, "Dad's the only one
who knows what to do on the pole."
385
00:33:30,462 --> 00:33:32,963
- Did you see Toronto?
- Yeah.
386
00:33:33,131 --> 00:33:36,133
- CN Tower?
- Christ, yeah.
387
00:33:36,301 --> 00:33:39,637
You can see right across all of Canada
from the top.
388
00:33:39,804 --> 00:33:41,555
I didn't stay up there long, though.
389
00:33:41,723 --> 00:33:44,308
Don't know what Canadian women
are into...
390
00:33:44,476 --> 00:33:49,396
...but they couldn't take their eyes off
of me, like, "Hey, I'm having that guy."
391
00:33:49,564 --> 00:33:53,317
Got a bit unnerving,
so I headed on back down.
392
00:33:57,614 --> 00:34:00,032
Bits of Canada are beautiful.
393
00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,868
You just have to
know your way around.
394
00:34:03,036 --> 00:34:05,204
- Do you now?
- Ho, ho, ho.
395
00:34:05,372 --> 00:34:07,498
Every inch.
396
00:34:10,043 --> 00:34:12,086
I gotta cash a check.
Make me a sandwich...
397
00:34:12,254 --> 00:34:14,880
...for when I get back, okay?
- Okay.
398
00:34:37,696 --> 00:34:38,737
Ow!
399
00:34:47,455 --> 00:34:50,791
Davey, it's me, Frank. Come on,
man. Open up. Let me in.
400
00:34:51,793 --> 00:34:54,211
Just until I find another place to stay?
401
00:34:54,379 --> 00:34:57,339
No way, Frank.
I promised Mary never again.
402
00:34:57,507 --> 00:34:59,466
- We had to burn that mattress.
- Come on.
403
00:34:59,634 --> 00:35:03,762
- I'll sleep on the floor.
- Definitely not. We got carpet now.
404
00:35:08,727 --> 00:35:12,062
- Moving out again?
- Fuck off.
405
00:35:13,315 --> 00:35:16,233
I don't like the way I'm being talked to
around my own house.
406
00:35:16,401 --> 00:35:17,526
Like what?
407
00:35:17,694 --> 00:35:20,195
"You never got me this, Dad."
"When can I have that?"
408
00:35:20,363 --> 00:35:23,699
Yak, yak, fucking yak. All six of you.
409
00:35:23,867 --> 00:35:25,618
Never mind I'm a single parent.
410
00:35:25,785 --> 00:35:28,287
Never mind you wouldn't be alive
if it wasn't for me.
411
00:35:28,455 --> 00:35:31,457
Surround-sound bitching
is the only thanks I get.
412
00:35:31,625 --> 00:35:35,002
Life is hard, we all know that.
Money is harder.
413
00:35:35,170 --> 00:35:37,212
I can only stretch it so far.
414
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:40,382
Do you even know how much
we spend a week on groceries?
415
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:42,301
Too much. That's how much.
416
00:35:42,469 --> 00:35:43,802
Hundred and twenty bucks.
417
00:35:43,970 --> 00:35:47,556
Fiona pays 70,
me and Ian go in 25 each.
418
00:35:47,724 --> 00:35:50,851
Plus gas, electric, taxes.
419
00:35:51,019 --> 00:35:52,478
We pay that.
420
00:35:53,730 --> 00:35:55,689
About time you contribute.
421
00:35:55,857 --> 00:35:58,025
Know how much you spend a month
at the Alibi?
422
00:35:58,193 --> 00:35:59,693
None of your damn business.
423
00:35:59,861 --> 00:36:04,990
- Over 700.
- That's Kevin, right?
424
00:36:05,158 --> 00:36:08,285
My friend Kevin,
telling you that behind my back?
425
00:36:08,453 --> 00:36:11,080
Well, he screwed
the golden goose now.
426
00:36:11,247 --> 00:36:15,793
Watch what happens to his tips
when I boycott the Alibi.
427
00:36:15,960 --> 00:36:17,795
- And go where?
- The Lamplight.
428
00:36:17,962 --> 00:36:19,630
- You're barred.
- The Fountain.
429
00:36:19,798 --> 00:36:21,715
- Barred.
- Elmo's Head.
430
00:36:21,883 --> 00:36:25,886
Burned to the ground,
like two weeks ago. Arson.
431
00:36:26,054 --> 00:36:29,473
I don't need Kev to tell me.
I check your pockets every night.
432
00:36:29,641 --> 00:36:30,724
See...?
433
00:36:34,187 --> 00:36:36,355
You better run.
434
00:36:36,523 --> 00:36:38,315
- Take it easy!
- Unh.
435
00:36:38,483 --> 00:36:39,775
Jesus.
436
00:36:46,700 --> 00:36:48,117
Forget you owe him money?
437
00:36:48,284 --> 00:36:51,870
- Everybody thinks I owe them money.
- You pawned his flat-screen.
438
00:36:52,038 --> 00:36:55,124
I've been nothing but a friend
to that fat jigga prick.
439
00:36:55,291 --> 00:36:58,877
- And his microwave.
- I won't say it twice. Go home.
440
00:36:59,045 --> 00:37:02,423
- What?
- I won't say it twi...
441
00:37:04,801 --> 00:37:07,386
Okay. People are laughing.
442
00:37:07,554 --> 00:37:11,682
But they only thought Toronto was
funny once they knew you were okay.
443
00:37:11,850 --> 00:37:16,061
I didn't split like your mom did.
I could have.
444
00:37:16,229 --> 00:37:19,940
Let the state figure out what to do
with all six of you. But I didn't.
445
00:37:20,108 --> 00:37:25,028
And bars? You ask anybody:
A beer once in a while, and that's it.
446
00:37:25,196 --> 00:37:26,905
Three? I'd be on the floor.
447
00:37:27,073 --> 00:37:30,451
They all thought it was funny then
that I couldn't knock them back.
448
00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:33,537
You can't win, you know.
449
00:37:33,705 --> 00:37:36,915
Your mom just takes off.
You're all looking at me.
450
00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:41,044
Six kids to keep track of
when you've never had to do that stuff.
451
00:37:41,212 --> 00:37:44,339
Food on the table. Clothes for school.
452
00:37:44,507 --> 00:37:48,135
Bills to pay. Diapers. Dentists. Oh.
453
00:37:48,470 --> 00:37:49,511
Oh.
454
00:37:49,679 --> 00:37:52,931
And you're all looking at me
like I'm fucking up.
455
00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:54,767
Which I am.
456
00:37:54,934 --> 00:37:56,226
Then what's the point?
457
00:37:56,394 --> 00:37:58,979
So you knock back a few.
Then you have a few more.
458
00:37:59,147 --> 00:38:02,733
And while you're knocking them back,
you know everybody's laughing.
459
00:38:02,901 --> 00:38:06,904
But that's okay.
Because that's what you need. Hold on.
460
00:38:07,071 --> 00:38:10,491
That's what you need.
You need people laughing.
461
00:38:10,658 --> 00:38:13,869
You need people drinking. Anything.
462
00:38:14,037 --> 00:38:18,791
So long as it's not six kids
that you didn't want in the first place!
463
00:38:18,958 --> 00:38:22,085
So screw them all,
and just get used to it!
464
00:38:23,755 --> 00:38:27,299
O Canada
465
00:38:27,467 --> 00:38:31,053
Our home and native land
466
00:38:32,597 --> 00:38:36,558
True patriot love
467
00:38:36,726 --> 00:38:37,726
In all thy...
468
00:38:37,894 --> 00:38:39,436
How you doing, Frank?
469
00:38:39,604 --> 00:38:43,065
Can I pour you
a nice tall frosty Molson?
470
00:38:43,233 --> 00:38:44,983
Old Style, JB, back.
471
00:38:45,151 --> 00:38:48,862
How about a Lablatt
and a Canadian Club?
472
00:38:51,491 --> 00:38:53,450
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
473
00:38:57,038 --> 00:38:59,039
Oh, Jesus.
474
00:39:01,417 --> 00:39:03,335
Ah, fine. Just kill me.
475
00:39:13,930 --> 00:39:17,015
I don't know you, Frank,
but it occurred to me...
476
00:39:17,183 --> 00:39:21,520
...you and I are the victims here.
Two hard-working, God-fearing men.
477
00:39:21,688 --> 00:39:24,565
We raised our kids in a straight line,
with discipline...
478
00:39:24,732 --> 00:39:27,484
...and with God's good guidance.
479
00:39:27,652 --> 00:39:31,697
My Karen was 12
when I heard her use the C-word.
480
00:39:31,865 --> 00:39:34,616
- And on a Sunday.
- Fuck.
481
00:39:35,326 --> 00:39:39,204
Her mother, pfft, a woman
whose only pleasures in life...
482
00:39:39,372 --> 00:39:44,877
...come from sex, TV cooking shows,
and drawing maximum benefits...
483
00:39:45,044 --> 00:39:49,506
...from the welfare state,
hundreds a week. And for what?
484
00:39:49,674 --> 00:39:51,800
Agoraphobia. Heh.
485
00:39:51,968 --> 00:39:54,720
A made-up disease for people
who wanna sit at home...
486
00:39:54,888 --> 00:39:57,014
...and watch TV.
487
00:39:57,515 --> 00:39:59,975
I don't know
where Sheila's dignity has gone.
488
00:40:00,143 --> 00:40:02,644
Whether she ever had any
in the first place.
489
00:40:02,812 --> 00:40:06,106
I mean, her whole world
is about this big...
490
00:40:06,274 --> 00:40:09,192
...and the less she does,
the more they pay her.
491
00:40:11,613 --> 00:40:15,490
Well, I've done it now. I left them.
492
00:40:16,367 --> 00:40:20,078
I'm not proud. Far from proud.
493
00:40:21,331 --> 00:40:24,917
But I just refuse to be sorry because...
494
00:40:26,210 --> 00:40:27,920
Because...
495
00:40:35,511 --> 00:40:38,263
I refuse to be sorry...
496
00:41:07,043 --> 00:41:08,168
Um...
497
00:41:08,336 --> 00:41:12,839
Oh, if you're, um, looking for the brothel,
it's just two doors down.
498
00:41:13,007 --> 00:41:14,299
It doesn't have a mailbox.
499
00:41:14,467 --> 00:41:16,760
- Right over there.
- No, no, Sheila. For you.
500
00:41:17,845 --> 00:41:19,513
An apology.
501
00:41:21,099 --> 00:41:24,851
- Apology?
- Not apology, just... I'm Frank.
502
00:41:25,019 --> 00:41:26,144
Ian's dad.
503
00:41:27,355 --> 00:41:29,356
Lip's dad?
504
00:41:30,733 --> 00:41:34,361
- Oh. Oh, the twins.
- Ha, ha. No.
505
00:41:34,529 --> 00:41:37,906
I heard about what happened.
Eddie leaving.
506
00:41:38,074 --> 00:41:39,950
- Oh.
- Uh...
507
00:41:40,118 --> 00:41:44,579
My boys, your daughter.
I just wanted to say I'm sorry.
508
00:41:45,206 --> 00:41:49,710
Well, that's very thoughtful of you.
509
00:41:49,877 --> 00:41:52,087
Come in, Frank.
510
00:41:57,343 --> 00:42:00,345
- I, uh...
- You'll have to take your shoes off.
511
00:42:03,391 --> 00:42:05,434
This is a beautiful house, Sheila.
512
00:42:05,601 --> 00:42:07,185
Oh.
513
00:42:07,520 --> 00:42:11,023
Thank you. It feels, uh...
514
00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:13,400
- Feels big without him.
- Heh.
515
00:42:13,568 --> 00:42:17,279
You should come over to ours. You can't
move without stepping on a kid.
516
00:42:17,447 --> 00:42:20,866
- Six of them, heh.
- That must be nice.
517
00:42:21,826 --> 00:42:26,288
It's great when they're little,
but they're growing up now.
518
00:42:26,456 --> 00:42:27,873
Mm-hm.
519
00:42:28,041 --> 00:42:30,042
- You miss them, don't you?
- Mm-hm.
520
00:42:30,209 --> 00:42:33,962
When they're gone all the time.
521
00:42:34,130 --> 00:42:36,715
The house all to yourself.
522
00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:42,304
Don't get me wrong,
I love time to myself, but...
523
00:42:44,348 --> 00:42:46,308
...it's tough.
524
00:42:46,976 --> 00:42:48,435
Oh.
525
00:42:48,603 --> 00:42:50,145
Hey.
526
00:42:50,646 --> 00:42:54,066
Frank. Come on, Frank.
527
00:42:54,233 --> 00:42:56,068
You're preaching to the choir here.
528
00:42:56,235 --> 00:42:59,279
I have not been out of the house
in five years.
529
00:43:00,073 --> 00:43:01,114
Five years?
530
00:43:01,282 --> 00:43:05,202
I can't. I have this overwhelming fear.
531
00:43:05,369 --> 00:43:08,663
I've got agoraphob...
532
00:43:08,831 --> 00:43:11,249
I'm sorry, Frank.
533
00:43:11,417 --> 00:43:14,211
I know I'm a little nutty about shoes...
534
00:43:14,378 --> 00:43:18,048
...but feet, oh, God, they have to be...
- Oh, sorry. Sheila, sorry.
535
00:43:18,216 --> 00:43:23,095
I'll get out of your hair. Sorry.
You see, this is what I'm talking about.
536
00:43:23,262 --> 00:43:25,722
By the time I get a turn
in our one bathroom...
537
00:43:25,890 --> 00:43:27,432
...there's never any hot water.
538
00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:29,976
I tried to run a bath
when I got back from Canada.
539
00:43:30,144 --> 00:43:33,355
No hot water. Six kids, six showers...
540
00:43:33,523 --> 00:43:36,608
...me always at the back of the line.
541
00:43:38,277 --> 00:43:39,945
We've got hot water.
542
00:43:40,113 --> 00:43:42,572
Hey, congratu-fucking-lations.
543
00:43:42,782 --> 00:43:45,992
No, I meant...
544
00:43:47,245 --> 00:43:49,162
...if you wanted a bath.
545
00:43:50,832 --> 00:43:52,457
Oh.
546
00:44:08,224 --> 00:44:09,850
Fiona?
547
00:44:11,144 --> 00:44:12,894
No.
548
00:44:14,272 --> 00:44:16,773
No, she's not here,
or, no, she doesn't wanna see me?
549
00:44:16,941 --> 00:44:18,441
Both.
550
00:44:19,694 --> 00:44:24,614
- Ugh, she coming back?
- No. Work. Won't be home for hours.
551
00:44:28,035 --> 00:44:31,454
- Looks good.
- It is.
552
00:44:32,999 --> 00:44:37,169
- Did she say anything?
- About you?
553
00:44:37,795 --> 00:44:40,672
No. No. Not a word.
554
00:44:41,215 --> 00:44:43,300
So you're saying?
555
00:44:43,885 --> 00:44:46,887
You fucked up beyond the capacity
of the human mind to process?
556
00:44:47,054 --> 00:44:48,555
Yeah.
557
00:44:51,309 --> 00:44:53,894
- Yeah, it's a distinct possibility.
- Hopeless?
558
00:44:54,061 --> 00:44:55,103
Hard to say.
559
00:44:59,525 --> 00:45:01,776
- Even odds?
- No, less.
560
00:45:01,944 --> 00:45:03,904
- Sixty-40?
- Much less.
561
00:45:04,071 --> 00:45:06,823
- Eighty-20?
- Maybe one in ten.
562
00:45:10,328 --> 00:45:12,996
- Pretty colossal fuck-up.
- Yeah.
563
00:45:13,581 --> 00:45:16,833
You're moderately clever.
You'll figure something out, right?
564
00:45:20,504 --> 00:45:25,050
All right. Gotta get back.
AP biochem.
565
00:45:25,218 --> 00:45:27,427
Wow, that's impressive.
566
00:45:27,595 --> 00:45:31,348
- Not really, but if you think so.
- Any advice?
567
00:45:32,225 --> 00:45:34,476
To help you dive back
into my sister's cooch?
568
00:45:34,644 --> 00:45:37,437
- Or good graces, yeah.
- That's the same thing, right?
569
00:45:37,605 --> 00:45:39,231
Hopefully.
570
00:45:40,775 --> 00:45:43,276
No. No, not a chance.
571
00:45:52,662 --> 00:45:53,912
Frank?
572
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,081
I brought you some clothes.
573
00:45:56,249 --> 00:46:00,377
I stuck yours in the wash,
so I hope these fit. Oh.
574
00:46:01,128 --> 00:46:05,882
- Sorry, Sheila. I'd nodded off.
- Oh, well, you must be exhausted.
575
00:46:07,093 --> 00:46:08,468
Won't Eddie miss them?
576
00:46:09,262 --> 00:46:11,471
Not unless he sheds 30 pounds, heh.
577
00:46:11,639 --> 00:46:15,225
He found Jesus and just packed it on.
Heh.
578
00:46:16,394 --> 00:46:18,937
Lean, aren't you?
579
00:46:19,105 --> 00:46:23,066
- I can go three days without food.
- Oh, suits you.
580
00:46:28,281 --> 00:46:32,867
Well, anyway, they're yours if you...
581
00:46:33,577 --> 00:46:36,496
- Oh, Jesus.
- Oh. Oh.
582
00:46:47,133 --> 00:46:49,384
I'm sorry, it's just...
583
00:46:50,886 --> 00:46:53,513
...something I haven't seen
in a long time. I...
584
00:46:54,140 --> 00:46:57,559
- Eddie only just left, didn't he?
- I never saw Eddie's.
585
00:46:57,727 --> 00:46:59,728
It always had to be pitch black
for Eddie.
586
00:46:59,895 --> 00:47:03,398
I saw an outline once
in a thunderstorm, but...
587
00:47:03,566 --> 00:47:06,901
It was like a rolled-up pair of socks.
588
00:47:08,779 --> 00:47:12,824
You've gotta be over the moon
with a fellow like yours. Heh.
589
00:47:19,415 --> 00:47:21,041
Oh, heh.
590
00:47:21,584 --> 00:47:24,627
- Listen to me. Desperate Daisy.
- Hey.
591
00:47:25,129 --> 00:47:29,049
If desperate's a crime,
then I'm a lifer, Sheila.
592
00:47:30,176 --> 00:47:32,552
- No.
- Yeah.
593
00:47:32,720 --> 00:47:36,639
Single parent.
You get out of the habit.
594
00:47:36,807 --> 00:47:38,475
You can...
595
00:47:39,435 --> 00:47:41,853
...touch him, if you're tempted.
596
00:47:44,815 --> 00:47:48,151
No, no, no. I'll just...
I'll just embarrass myself.
597
00:47:48,319 --> 00:47:50,862
Nobody here is complaining.
598
00:48:03,709 --> 00:48:08,505
Oh. Um, okay. I can... Take your time.
Heh.
599
00:48:08,672 --> 00:48:11,132
- Come with me, Frank.
- Hold on. Sheila. Sheila.
600
00:48:11,300 --> 00:48:13,718
- Come on.
- Hang on. Hang on. Shit.
601
00:48:13,886 --> 00:48:15,887
- Sheila, I can't see.
- Come along.
602
00:48:16,055 --> 00:48:18,264
- Swing around, my man.
- Unh.
603
00:48:21,685 --> 00:48:24,687
If I'm gonna embarrass myself,
I might as well do it right.
604
00:48:25,940 --> 00:48:28,316
Wow, you just had the...
Tight. That's tight.
605
00:48:28,484 --> 00:48:30,485
That is... That's very, very tight.
606
00:48:30,653 --> 00:48:31,694
Oh, ahem.
607
00:48:31,862 --> 00:48:33,696
I'm surprised, heh.
608
00:48:33,864 --> 00:48:38,368
Tribune said Sagittarius
was in for a quiet week.
609
00:48:38,536 --> 00:48:42,038
Yeah, but how does this...?
Aah! Too tight. Too tight.
610
00:48:42,206 --> 00:48:45,166
Listen, um, I've changed my mind.
611
00:48:45,334 --> 00:48:50,171
L... Listen, seriously, I don't think...
It's just...
612
00:48:50,339 --> 00:48:53,049
Look... That's a... What's in there?
That's a big box.
613
00:48:53,217 --> 00:48:56,177
Oh, that's your fun box? Heh.
614
00:48:56,345 --> 00:48:58,430
What's in there? You got...?
615
00:48:58,597 --> 00:49:01,349
Oh, those are pretty sexy.
What else is in there?
616
00:49:01,517 --> 00:49:03,726
I... Heh.
617
00:49:03,894 --> 00:49:07,147
I'm... I'm having
a bit of a panic attack here.
618
00:49:07,314 --> 00:49:08,356
I... I...
619
00:49:09,733 --> 00:49:11,860
No, honest,
I'm struggling to breathe.
620
00:49:12,027 --> 00:49:14,195
Uh...
621
00:49:14,363 --> 00:49:17,866
Frank, the more you beg,
the more you're in for.
622
00:49:18,033 --> 00:49:19,576
Now relax.
623
00:49:19,743 --> 00:49:22,454
I'm... I'm relaxed.
624
00:49:22,621 --> 00:49:27,459
I'm enjoying this. I'm fine.
Let's have a, um, safety word.
625
00:49:27,626 --> 00:49:29,169
Shouldn't we have a safety word?
626
00:49:29,336 --> 00:49:31,546
Sure, all right.
Let's have a safety word.
627
00:49:31,714 --> 00:49:34,924
Uh, "Stop." When I say, "Stop,"
that'll be our...
628
00:49:35,092 --> 00:49:38,136
- That'll do.
- Okay.
629
00:49:43,225 --> 00:49:44,726
- Aw.
- Phew.
630
00:49:44,894 --> 00:49:46,811
Look.
631
00:49:47,938 --> 00:49:51,024
- He's smiling for me.
- Ha, ha.
632
00:49:51,192 --> 00:49:56,070
- How about that? I... Okay.
- And when he smiles, we all smile.
633
00:49:56,238 --> 00:49:57,572
Yeah.
634
00:50:02,453 --> 00:50:08,291
I was panicking. I'm not gonna lie
to you. I just got a little...
635
00:50:10,711 --> 00:50:11,836
Stop.
636
00:50:13,005 --> 00:50:16,674
Stop!
637
00:50:56,006 --> 00:50:59,968
And that is, uh, some slow-roasted
Bavarian pork chop...
638
00:51:00,135 --> 00:51:02,303
...with bacon-braised cabbage...
639
00:51:02,471 --> 00:51:07,392
...some warm Bavarian potato salad,
apple salsa fresca...
640
00:51:07,560 --> 00:51:11,354
...and then, um, just two Tylenol.
641
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,412
In deciphering
the human genetic code.
642
00:51:27,580 --> 00:51:30,081
But he's also
one of the most controversial.
643
00:51:30,249 --> 00:51:33,835
An iconoclast with a brilliant mind
and an outsized ego...
644
00:51:34,003 --> 00:51:36,254
...who has flaunted
the conventional wisdom...
645
00:51:36,422 --> 00:51:37,505
...and tweaked the staid...
646
00:51:37,673 --> 00:51:40,967
...scientific establishment at every turn.
You don't have to spend much time...
647
00:51:42,344 --> 00:51:44,929
- It's not me.
- I don't have the phone.
648
00:51:45,514 --> 00:51:47,307
Nope.
649
00:51:47,474 --> 00:51:50,768
He's an adrenaline junkie
whose willingness to take big risks...
650
00:51:50,936 --> 00:51:54,647
...has led to bold scientific breakthrough,
and he's not exactly...
651
00:51:54,815 --> 00:51:57,692
- Hello?
- Hey. I'm out back.
652
00:51:57,860 --> 00:51:59,694
Where would you rank yourself...
653
00:51:59,862 --> 00:52:01,487
...in terms of
scientific accomplishments?
654
00:52:01,655 --> 00:52:03,615
Well, in the field of genomics...
655
00:52:03,782 --> 00:52:05,908
...I think the record is pretty clear-cut.
656
00:52:06,076 --> 00:52:10,371
So the first genome in history, uh,
the first draft of the human genome...
657
00:52:20,299 --> 00:52:23,718
- Hi.
- Hey.
658
00:52:26,472 --> 00:52:29,599
- You stole a floral delivery van?
- A peace offering.
659
00:52:30,351 --> 00:52:31,643
A what?
660
00:52:32,728 --> 00:52:34,896
- A gift.
- Heh.
661
00:52:36,023 --> 00:52:38,232
What am I supposed to do
with all those roses?
662
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:40,318
No, the van.
663
00:52:41,695 --> 00:52:44,447
You absolutely need something
to haul the kids around in.
664
00:52:48,494 --> 00:52:51,788
I'm sorry, Fiona.
I shouldn't have kidnapped your dad.
665
00:52:52,873 --> 00:52:54,666
It was wrong.
666
00:52:58,045 --> 00:53:03,341
Tri-zone air-conditioning.
Power window and door locks.
667
00:53:03,509 --> 00:53:06,260
Alloy wheels.
668
00:53:18,482 --> 00:53:19,774
- Here's $80.
- What for?
669
00:53:19,942 --> 00:53:22,443
The washer. I don't have enough
to pay you back now.
670
00:53:22,611 --> 00:53:26,406
- The washer was a gift.
- No. I'll get you the rest as soon as I can.
671
00:53:26,573 --> 00:53:28,574
I don't want your money.
672
00:53:31,245 --> 00:53:33,371
We don't need your charity.
673
00:53:36,166 --> 00:53:39,335
It was a mistake. I thought
I was doing you a favor with your dad.
674
00:53:40,713 --> 00:53:42,755
Go away, Steve.
675
00:53:56,854 --> 00:54:00,606
But I think the teams that we have
and what they've accomplished...
676
00:54:00,774 --> 00:54:03,484
...are amongst the biggest discoveries
in modern science.
677
00:54:03,652 --> 00:54:05,903
- What'd I miss?
- If you have some stereotype...
678
00:54:06,071 --> 00:54:09,949
...of a scientist in your mind,
Craig Venter probably doesn't fit it.
679
00:54:10,117 --> 00:54:12,660
He's scuba-dived with sharks
to gather micro...
680
00:54:27,426 --> 00:54:29,510
Woo, woo, woo!
681
00:54:34,975 --> 00:54:36,809
There you are.
682
00:54:40,981 --> 00:54:42,523
Morning.
683
00:54:58,582 --> 00:55:01,834
The cuffs themselves were manufactured
in Fort Lauderdale...
684
00:55:02,002 --> 00:55:06,589
...but the faulty locking mechanism was
illegally imported from North Korea...
685
00:55:06,757 --> 00:55:09,759
- ...without this channel's knowledge.
- Yeah. Right here, boys.
686
00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:14,222
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