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Previously on RuPaul's
Drag Race Vegas Revue...

Opening night was literally
a dream come true.

You girls turned it out.

[cheers and applause]

Close your damn legs!
[laughs]

Cheers to Vanjie
having a night out in Vegas.

Cheers.

-José? I'm Drew.
-Nice to meet you.

-It's a pleasure.
-Since as far as I can remember

I always wanted to, like,
be in a relationship.

-You don't mind if I--
-No, please enjoy.

But I don't feel like
there's really any sparks.

Um...

So back at square one!

I miss you.

Andre lives in New York City.

We don't really have a title.

He doesn't really
wanna put a title on it.

I don't know, I'm happy
right now, so it's good.

Do we think that this cast
has, like, a weakest link?

I would say you
are probably the weakest link.

So I kind of had,
like, a weird moment.

-By who?
-Asia.

When you said Naomi--

I didn't say
she was the weakest link, so--

I think you did.

-Who told you that?
-Naomi.

It's hurtful that Naomi
wouldn't just come to me

and talk to me about it.

I put myself in that dressing
room with you and Kameron

because I kind of, like,
thought that, like,

y'all were, like, my sisters.

And, like, thought that

that was,
like, gonna be my safe space,

where I could be
in a [bleep]--

I'm gonna go.

-No, Asia!
-I'm gonna go.

-Asia.
-Asia, it's not like that.

All of drag is depending on us.

Come take a bite
out of this Big Apple.

Performing is what I do.
It's what I'm best at.

I'm known
for being the instigator

and the [bleep] stirrer.

I'm known for being at 10
all the time.

Drag queens will be
the new rock stars.

Hi. I have to move
all of my stuff.

Yeah, so whatever you--
let me just--

I wanna take it all
to one centralized place,

and then I'll come find you.

Thank you so much.

Last night, we all got together,

and somebody
had the marvelous idea

to let's play Truth or Dare.

Asia! Whoo!

I did it.

Oh, wow.

And in true
Derrick Barry fashion,

she decided to be messy.

She came to me and said she'd
rather be in my dressing room

because the energy is good,

and whatever you guys
have going on is not.

I'm surprised that Naomi and I
weren't at the level

to where she felt comfortable
to, like, talk to me about it.

If you feel that way,

I would hope
that we have the rapport

that you can come to me.

I came into this Vegas residency
feeling so lucky

that I was in the dressing room
with Kameron and Naomi.

I had this grand idea

that we're gonna have
a good time, you know,

get ready together,

and just make the most
of this experience.

And then finding out that Naomi
thinks I'm a negative person

and me having to hear it
from someone else

feels like
a huge punch in the stomach

from someone
that I consider my sister.

So I'm going
to get ready downstairs.

Um...

That feels like reality.

That feels like, um...

that just feels like you,
you know...

Things are never
what they appear to be,

and I don't know.

I know who I am as a person.

Like, I am not
a negative person.

And it's, like, it has just
become emotionally exhausting

trying to convince people
to see what I see.

[cries]

And now I just feel like I'm out
here in the desert by myself.

We had some weird tension
last night,

and I just think no good comes
from running from your problems.

So I'm gonna, like, face it
head-on in the dressing room.

Excuse me.

Uh-huh.

Why are you gonna get ready
next to the stage?

It'll just be better
for everybody.

Wait, Asia, do you want to,
like, chat or no?

Well, girl,
we just went through this.

Let's go through it, then.

Like, you're leaving
because you heard me--

Because I'm negative, and nobody
wants to get ready with me.

And that's not fair.

I don't want anybody
to feel like

they can't come to their job

and get in drag,
like, in their space.

I think you're taking it
very personally, but it's not--

I feel
very personally about it.

I mean, yeah, my feelings
are a little hurt.

And do you feel like

you've also been in a bad mood
in the dressing room?

I don't.
I don't feel like--

I don't feel like
I come in in a bad mood.

Yeah, I raise my voice
when things aren't right.

Like, I have eight scenes
in this show,

and most of the other girls
have three.

So, like,
I am a lot more stressed.

There's a hundred things
throughout the show every night

that literally
can and do go wrong

that none of y'all ever see.

Like, I have a lot more reason
than everybody else here

to be upset every night, like--

But I don't think that
this is the right decision,

completely moving your stuff.

Like, for me,
if I was in your shoes,

moving forward,
I would just be, like,

hey, I'm not having
the best night right now.

I understand that.
But, like, you and I

are two, like,
completely different people.

I don't have the ability to just
turn it off and, like, smile,

and be like, oh, yeah,
everything's fine.

So, like, in order for,
like, me to be comfortable

and y'all to be comfortable
and get in drag,

like, it just makes sense
for me to be by myself.

If someone tells me

that they don't like something
about my behavior,

then my first reaction
is to work on it.

But that is too hard for Asia.

And, like,
you're a [bleep] grown man.

Like, you're older than me.

So, like, I don't know

why you're handling
your emotions like that.

We're not the same person.

We don't deal with things
the same way.

That's just how I am.

Like, to me, it's just like,
being blown out of proportion.

But if this
makes you feel better,

then I want you to do that.

Thank you.

I just don't baby people.

I will not be going down to
that smelly corner of the stage

to beg for her to come upstairs,

because honestly, the negative
energy is out of the room.

♪ One kiss is all it takes ♪

♪ Falling in love with me ♪

♪ Possibilities ♪

♪ I look like all you need ♪

♪ Oh, yeah ♪

[cell phone beeps]

Andre is my guy that I'm seeing.

Being 3,000 miles away
from someone

makes dating really hard.

Do I have the time
to travel back and forth?

No, I'm in Vegas.
I'm working.

I have RuPaul to impress.

I think Andre and I
had instant chemistry.

It's weird, because I met him
in drag the first time.

But I was, like, who is this boy
with this huge butt? [laughs]

He's so cute and he's so funny.

So it was just, like, instant,
that I was, like, oh.

And I went through my DMs
on Instagram

and found out that
he'd already messaged me,

and that's how you find out
if somebody likes you.

He made it easy.
He called me guapo, so...

He said I was handsome.

So that was, like,
okay, he likes me.

We'll have to see.

Nothing else ever seems to work

in the relationship world
for me,

so maybe this one
is finally the one.

To me, like, the sane thing

is just to have
a human conversation.

But that's just me.

-Hello?
-Well, hello.

Hey.

You don't notice
anything different?

Where's all of Asia's stuff?

Yeah.

What the [bleep] happened?

Well, last night we just,
like, had a tiff.

Asia texted me,

but if it's fresh,
she has nothing to say about it.

Like, she's not
gonna tell me yet.

Hey.

What's up?

-All hell broke loose, bitch.
-With who?

Asia took her [bleep]
and she went downstairs, bitch.

Asia moved out
of the dressing room?

-Yeah.
-Oh, [bleep].

In my opinion, what you do
is you just, like,

acknowledge the problem
and try and work on it.

What do you think, Asia?

Yeah, you're right.

Asia's not only fun,
Asia's my sense of stability.

I mean, I've flown
around the world with Asia.

She was on Season 10 with me.
Like, she is my sister.

Like, that's my girl.

So to not have her
in the dressing room

and not know
if she's ever gonna come back,

that's depressing as [bleep].

Like, I want my friend
around me.

But if she doesn't wanna be
here, she doesn't wanna be here.

So I'm gonna give her her space.

She probably just wants
to be left alone right now.

I don't want what happened last
night to spill into the show.

Oh, it's spilling. Yeah.

Yeah, I think
the cuppeth runneth over.

Like, come on, now.

This is becoming
a little bit ridiculous.

Oh, man, all right.

No more slumber parties.

She needs some push-through.

If that means this week
you gotta take an extra shot

and get [bleep] up, just do it.

If you gotta go into the corner
and do a few jumping jacks

and play with your [bleep],
do it.

Whatever you gotta do, do it.

Hey.

Vanjie was filling me in
on everything.

Do you have a second?

Asia?

Why is Derrick even here?

Like, you're down here
to see if I'm mad at you

and to see how you can fix that.

And this situation that
we are in, you, Naomi, and I,

is much more than just
are you still mad at me.

I have been in situations before

with people whom I thought
were very close to me,

and ended those situations
feeling I had been betrayed

or the trust had been broken.

And this brings me
personally to a place

that I have not been
in a very long time

and thought that
I would never be in again.

So, no, I don't wanna
talk to you right now.

I mean, come on.
Like, how old are you?

I feel like my niece and nephew
are more mature than this,

and they sing songs about poop.

Well, that was quick.

How hard is it to have
a mature conversation, period?

She ignored me.

-Wait, for real?
-For real.

I'm not begging
for that friendship.

-Come to the peace pipe.
-Yeah.

Coming up...

I'm so excited that you're here.

I'm really excited
to show you Vegas.

So you just find that one person
in your life that's your person,

and that's who Andre is for me.

But you have
to come back more now.

Well, we could talk about that.

I would personally
never do something like that

in front of everybody.

-But you don't address anything.
-I'm not overly opinionated.

Well, for not being
overly opinionated,

you certainly have a lot
of opinions about me right now.

♪ At least I did it my way? ♪

♪ You were the one thing
in my way ♪

♪ My way, oh, way ♪

♪ My way ♪

♪ Oh, way, oh, way, oh, way ♪

Hi.

The moment Andre's in the car,
I just feel this,

like...[exhales].

Just, like, breathe out.

And it's just
really good to have him here.

-How was your flight?
-It was fine.

I'm really bad at math,

and the time change
kind of got me

when they were, like,

there's two and a half
more hours on this flight.

I was, like, wait a minute.

I don't know that I signed up
for this whole thing.

I'm so excited that you're here.

I'm really excited
to show you Vegas.

I can't wait
to show Andre Vegas,

now that I've gotten
to live here.

I've only gone and seen him
in New York.

He never comes and sees me,

so I can't wait
to show him Vegas

and introduce him to the girls.

Like, you wanna show off
your man. Duh.

I mean, I haven't seen you
since, what, New Year's?

-New Year's.
-Yeah.

You've been going, like,
a million miles an hour.

You moved to LA,
you moved to Vegas.

Sometimes I wonder, I'm, like,
why am I so stressed out?

It's, like, oh,
I'm picking up my life

and moving it, like,
every six months.

-You know how I am.
-Now, now, now.

Now, now, now,
gimme, gimme, gimme.

But she's just
a little demanding.

I'm not that demanding, am I?

Right, that's what they all say.

[both laugh]

You make me laugh. That's
why I like having you here.

I love making you laugh.

So you just find that one person
in your life that's your person.

You call them,
you say good morning,

you tell them good night,
you Facetime.

Like, you just want them
to be a part of your day.

It's a hopeless romantic thing,
but it just feels so good

to, like, have somebody,
like, care about your day.

And that's who Andre is for me.

It'd be really nice
to figure out a schedule

because, like,
I can't leave. I'm here.

So it'd be nice
to figure out a schedule

where if you come here
a couple times while I'm here,

and then maybe
I can come to New York

if I get, like, a day off
or something.

Yeah. I do get really busy.

I don't like to miss work
or my time with my clients.

We could talk about it for sure.

I mean, there's no hurt
in talking.

Yeah.

I think being overly romantic
can scare people away sometimes,

especially in the gay community.

There's just this fear
of, like, commitment.

This is my temporary apartment,
so you're not allowed to judge.

So I'm just trying to be chill
with this one,

and not be, like, crrrck.

Like, I'm not going to get
the U-Haul or anything,

like, right now.

Welcome. Because that's
something that I would do.

I would move him to Vegas.

People run away from that.

You have popsicles, too.

I do.
That's my comfort food.

How are performances going?

They're good. Um...

I know you have, like,
residency. Ooh. [laughs]

Yeah, like, we're on
blackjack tables, billboards.

Like, it's a big deal.

I came down the escalator,
and there was, like--

-In the airport?
-Yeah.

No, it's good.
I'm happy with it.

And the other girls,

how are your relationships
with the girls?

I get along with all of them.

I mean, there's, like, moments

where heads might butt
a little bit on stuff,

but we're all here to, like,
do a job and do it well.

'Cause it's, like,
it's really important.

It's, like, it's a big deal.

It's the biggest thing
you've done so far,

and of course it's a big deal.

And I'm really proud of you.

-Thank you.
-Yeah.

Are you good?
How's New York?

I love New York.

Yeah, New York's great.

Mm-hmm.

I tend to overthink everything,

but it's, like, Andre's usually,
like, bouncing off the walls

and I can't get him
to sit still,

and he's, like,
kind of chill right now.

Maybe it's nothing.

Maybe he just had,
like, a bad flight,

or, like, maybe he's just tired.

So I don't know.

Why are you so far away?

You're far away.
I'm kind of in the middle.

-You're far away.
-Okay.

Well, I'm hungry.

We should go get
something to eat or something.

Well, you can kiss me
before we go somewhere.

It's not gonna kill you.

Okay.

Thank you.

Naomi, Asia, and Derrick

all better find a way
to work out their [bleep],

because the sisterhood
is, like, falling apart

between our fingertips,

and I just hate
all of this fighting.

I grew up in a family
that was constantly fighting,

whether that was my parents,
my sisters, me.

There was so much aggression

that I learned
I had to separate myself

from the petty little things,

and channel all of that
into my art.

With the stress of the girls
just neh-neh-neh-neh-neh,

I think I deserve
a little positivity right now,

and my latest project is rap.

I just finished my new single,

and I'm hiring a local crew
here in Vegas

to film me and my new video
at the casino.

Let's get the key light.

You look amazing.
Sorry to not greet you.

I do this first one
with or without lip sync?

-Just dance for this one.
-Yay.

Yeah, we're gonna roll
on this one.

All right. Camera speed.

The concept of my video

is exploring all of these
different jobs I've had

before that ultimately
helped lead me

to the path
of what I wanna be doing,

which is being here
on the stage.

♪ The way I pick 'em up
and lick 'em ♪

I'm nervous about this,

because I feel like
it's particularly difficult

for a queer person to cross over
into the world of hip-hop.

♪ From city to city,
side to side ♪

♪ I'm living ♪

If this video fails,
I feel like

I'm just taking
another step back

and adding fuel to the fire

of a sometimes really homophobic
hip-hop community.

And I refuse
to take any steps backwards.

Oh, yeah.
[all laugh]

Being a drag queen
or being a rapper

don't all have to be
these weird boxes.

I can embrace
all parts of my identity,

and hopefully the communities I
belong to will embrace me, too.

I wanna do it all.
[laughs]

I got [bleep] to do.

You can't tie a winner down.

♪ Pretty mind,
silk thoughts ♪

♪ Start a fire when
you turn the lights off ♪

♪ One thing I love more
than being with you-oo-oo-oo ♪

This is, like, sabotage
on your part.

Oh, is that, like, not good
for, like, training your diet?

It's not. This is-- [laughs]

I have something fun
planned for us.

Where are we going?

Well, I think we should
just pick up and go to Paris.

Like, Paris, Texas?

[both laugh]
Paris?

No, we're doing Paris, Vegas.

Plastic Paris. [laughs]

Plastic Paris.
It's romantic, which I know

can, like, scare him
a little bit sometimes.

But it's, like,
it's during the day,

so maybe it's not as romantic.

I'm trying to,
like, meet him halfway

while I'm trying to live out my,
like, romantic fantasy I think.

-Ready?
-Yep.

Oh, what a gentleman.
Thank you.

[speaking French]

I think that's how
do you go to the bathroom.

Oh, he knows French.

How far is it?
Is it far up?

Oh, well,
the height is 541 feet.

It's so pretty.

Enjoy the view. Have fun.

-Thank you so much.
-Goodbye.

It's so far down.

Where is the Flamingo?

-Oh, it's actually right there.
-Oh, yeah.

I didn't know
we were that close to it.

We'll go look at it.

Are you enjoying having
a day off from work-work?

Yeah, I needed this.

But you have to come back
more now.

Help me keep my sanity.

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

Well, we could talk about that.

What does that mean?

Coming up...

Every issue that we've had,
Derrick,

was because
you were at the root of it.

The root of it,
or trying to fix something?

[both shouting]
Okay, wait, wait, wait.

Thank you for coming.

Thanks for having me.

But you have to come back
more now.

Help me keep my sanity.

-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.

Well, we could talk about that.

About what?

You know, um...

We're so far.

-What does that mean?
-I don't know.

I think it's time
we should have a conversation

around what that means
in our relationship.

Okay.

Our distance is...

probably...our distance
is an issue for me.

I'm 2,000 miles away.

You're in the middle
of a residency in Las Vegas.

Right now, you have
a big job ahead of you.

That doesn't mean you can't,
like, still be a part of things.

I get it.
It's long distance.

I mean, we've known that

ever since we tried
whatever we're doing.

If you were in New York,
things would be different.

I mean, it's an airplane.
It's not that difficult.

But, like, you're here now.

Like, why can't we, every month
or so, like, you just come here?

Like, it's all--
we don't need that much.

That's just--
that's an expectation

I'm not willing to commit to.

Why did you even come, then?
Like--

You would rather me have
this conversation with you

through the phone
or through a text?

I value you as a person
and a person in my life.

I don't know. It just sucks.

Because, like, I enjoy,
like, having you here.

And it, like,
helps me get through stuff.

Like, I think we have, like,
really good energy together,

and it's, like--

We do have good energy.

It's not a thinking part.
We do.

But I know that, like,
today, right now,

I don't want to be
in a commitment

to a person so far away from me.

It's not fair to you
and it's not fair to me.

That's not what I ideally want
in a relationship.

[sniffles]

Come here.

[sniffles]

This is as grown up

as I know how to be
around a relationship today.

Okay.

♪ I guess I need
to know you better ♪

♪ Hey, nah-nah ♪

♪ I guess
I need to know you better ♪

♪ Hey, oh-ho-ho-ho ♪

♪ Before we fly,
we have to fall ♪

♪ I guess
I need to know you better ♪

[doorbell rings]
Hello?

Hello? Wow.

Come through!

How are you?

Okay, nicest house in the cast.

-Oh, thank you.
-[laughs]

The apartments that I was
originally placed in in Vegas

were not so fierce,
so I decided to get this.

I'm trying to make Vegas
my home while I'm here.

I'm making eggs.

Oh, you cook? How cute.

I don't think I've ever seen you
do anything like this before.

[tongue pop]
Child.

[tongue pop]

[all laugh]

[knock on door]
Hello, is anybody home?

Welcome to my abode.

Who did you [bleep]
to get this place?

[all laugh]

Well, after I got dumped
on top of the Eiffel Tower,

not in the best head space
right now, but...

-Living room?
-Take a seat.

-Yeah.
-Make myself comfortable.

So the other night
was a little crazy.

Girl, I was not thinking it
was about to go completely left.

Like, how do we move forward,
though,

if we're not gonna
talk about it?

There's just been a lot
of tense energy backstage,

and that's not, like,
how I like to do drag.

So I wanna make sure that
we are all on the same page.

I tried to talk to her about it,
but we just couldn't really--

there was, like, a wall there.

Maybe she's happier downstairs.

I think it would have been
easier for her to swallow

if Naomi said it herself.

At the party, it kind of
came out of left field.

-Truth or dare?
-Truth.

By you saying that Naomi
was the weakest link--

I didn't say she was
the weakest link, so--

I think you did.

It was, like, okay,
Truth or Dare,

suck somebody's toes,
get a lap dance.

Oh, did you say this about this
and say this and do this and--

Bitch, that was messy.

I think there was ways

they could have
handled it differently.

I think she was, like,
caught off-guard,

and she was, like, over it.

Yeah, but, like, I'm happy

that you said it
when you said it,

because I'd rather not
walk on eggshells

with the people who I'm doing
a show five nights a week with.

I mean, yeah, I mean,
issues need to be dealt with,

but, like, in a certain manner.

I wasn't there,
but from what I hear,

it was brought up

in front of, like,
the dancers and the queens.

Like, was that really the place
to do that, though?

Because you did the same thing
at your party

with the issue with Naomi.

And then it kind of
turned into a fight.

You said, "If you're
a Derrick Barry fan,

you must be brain dead."

Oh, now you being shady.
Don't do that.

It brought it up
and brought it out,

and we are in a better place
because of it.

But are these places
really, like, necessary

for us to, like,
be bringing up, like,

some petty [bleep] like that?

Where else
are we supposed to do that?

In the [bleep] hallway maybe?
I don't know.

How's that work?

I would personally
never do something like that

in front of everybody.

But you don't address anything.
You keep everything in.

Well, I'm not confrontational,
and I like to keep it that way.

-Yeah, exactly.
-I'm not overly opinionated.

I mean, I made it through
my season without--

with very little confrontation.

Without very little dialogue.

-Exactly.
-And that's fine.

But I didn't hurt
anybody's [bleep] feelings

along the goddamn way,
you know what I mean?

Well, for not being
overly opinionated,

you certainly have a lot of
opinions about me right now.

But every issue
that we've had, Derrick,

was because
you were at the root of it.

The root of it
or trying to fix something?

[both shouting]
Okay, wait, wait, wait.

It doesn't work!

-Coming up...
-Are we in trouble?

Now we're all being called
to talk with Randy,

who is running the whole
production company behind this.

Asia, you've moved
your dressing room.

So we have to make a change.

[sobs]

Every issue that we've had,
Derrick,

was because
you were at the root of it.

The root of it
or trying to fix something?

[both shouting]
Okay, wait, wait, wait.

-It doesn't work.
-This ain't gonna help.

This is not
gonna help the situation.

Go over here. Come on.

Come on.

This [bleep]
ain't helping the situation.

I don't wanna fight with you.

I don't want to.

I'm sorry I hurt your feelings.

I don't want
this experience with Asia

to snowball into something else
and then affect all of us.

I'm sorry that I yelled at you.

I'm just, like...

I'm just dealing with
my own [bleep] right now,

so I'm probably
just taking that out on you

because I'm just frustrated.

What's going on with you?

Um...

Andre came here and
I was just trying to be sweet,

and I took him
up to the Eiffel Tower,

and he literally
[bleep] broke up with me

on the top
of the [bleep] Eiffel Tower.

What? Why? What happened?

What was the reason?

I mean, the distance.

Like, me working,
never being available.

But he knew all those things.
This isn't new.

Yet here the [bleep] we are.

So... [sighs]

I don't know.

Have you guys talked since?

I just--I don't feel like
I can talk to him right now.

Here I am, again,
dealing with another break-up.

Like, it just feels like it's
never gonna [bleep] be right.

I'm just trying to get over it.

Like, maybe
I was yelling at you,

but I was, like,
actually just really upset.

Because I don't want
all of us to fight.

I'm sorry. I had no idea.

I would not have even talked
to you about any of this today.

No, I shouldn't
have yelled at you.

I mean, I don't open up much,

and I don't let people
know what's going on.

I don't wanna put my burden

of, like, what's going on
with me on other people.

But it feels good to say it,
it feels good to talk about it.

Maybe this
is what I needed today,

was to, like, just get
the toxicness, like, out,

and just say it.

You're a braver woman than I am.

Men are dogs.

[laughs]

[laughs]

Well, I'll give you
a piece of advice.

Don't have Derrick
try to help hook you up.

Oh, no.

Don't go to Charlie's.

[all laugh]

That's what I got to say.

Kameron, I actually
kind of like it

when you get a little feisty.

-Oh!
-[laughs]

I appreciate these girls
so much right now.

You have to tell your friends
what's going on so they know.

And the best of friends

will make you laugh
in moments when you wanna cry.

And those are the people
that you need in your life.

Who wants some shots?

[all laugh]
Only tequila.

[all laugh]

Some things are good,
some things are bad.

So it's a lot of emotions
and a lot of roller-coastering.

But it's, like, this show

is one of the amazing,
important things

I've ever done in my life.

Ladies, we have
about five minutes to go.

Please put your mic on.

I'm about to blow
this popsicle stand!

[all laugh]

So this is what needs my love
and affection right now.

You know what?
We gotta go, guys.

So let's just head out.

I mean, yeah, Andre
feels like another failure,

but honestly,
it's not a failure.

Because everybody comes
into your life for a reason,

and that's
to teach you something.

-Yay!
-I love what I do.

I found something that I enjoy
that also inspires other people.

[cheering]

And nothing else
is important right now.

[cheers and applause]

RuPaul: Now
prepare to be spellbound

by Kameron Michaels.

♪ Stand up, light a fire up ♪

♪ Gotta fight to live
how you wanna love ♪

♪ And raise your voices,
sing a battle song ♪

♪ A revolution,
get your rebel on ♪

♪ Stand up, light a fire up ♪

♪ Gotta fight to live
how you wanna love ♪

♪ And raise your voices,
sing a battle song ♪

♪ A revolution,
get your rebel on ♪

♪ Oh-oh-oh-ahh ♪

Performing is what I do.
It's what I'm the best at.

I may not be the best comedian
or the best actor,

but I love performing.

This is exactly what I deserve
in my life,

this amazing musical
for the whole world to see.

♪ Am I gonna see you tonight? ♪

[cheers and applause]

Eat your heart out, Andre.

Coming up...

I think we're past the point
of immature now.

This is ridiculous.

Asia needs
to grow the [bleep] up.

[door slams]

♪ They gonna let me in this
club in these dirty Vans ♪

♪ Clean money, I count stacks
with these dirty hands ♪

♪ Do a show, copped a rack
with my new advance ♪

♪ New money, no class,
look at them ♪

Oh, you really wanna
get [bleep] up?

Bitch, I got this.
Grade A, 91%.

-91. [laughs]
-Let me tell you something.

Do not drink that!

Baby, we will be out there,
we will be testy inside.

[all laugh]
Yeah.

Wait. So what do you think,
Yvie,

about the whole, you know, going
downstairs, the dressing room?

At some point, she's gonna
have to, like, be a grown-up

and be, like, okay,
this is ridiculous.

I know Naomi
was playing musical chairs

when she moved
into Asia's station.

[all laugh]

Are they playing
Ding-Dong, the Witch is Dead?

What? Oh!

What kind of tuck do you do?

I just gaffe now.

Do you get it
right up in your asscheeks?

What are you doing to tuck?

It honestly is, like,
a lot of steps.

Like, if I wanna get it right
and, like, tight,

I bust out, like, a cube of ice.

For what?

So, like,
I can hold it on my dick

and my dick will shrink up.

What?

Now that there's really, like,
less negativity backstage,

I decided I'm just gonna, like,
scoot over closer to the wall

to really, like, open up,
you know, have feng shui.

And, like, I'm having a lot of
fun getting ready with Kameron.

[laughs]
Get the [bleep] out.

Aah!

-Peek-a-boo.
-Jon.

I see you. Are you okay?

-Yeah. I'm fine.
-Yeah?

Because, I mean, I know
you'd feel more comfortable

in a different space.

No, I was told

that people didn't wanna
get ready around me.

That's ridiculous.

I know it's been a rough week,

but I don't want you down here,
because you deserve better.

I'm really--I'm fine.

Naomi's fully moved over to
the other side where you were.

Hey.

I can't right now.

That's okay.
No, come here. Come here.

-It's okay.
-[sobs]

That's okay.

[sobs]

So...

When I was, like, 11,

my parents sent me away
for a while.

And it was, for me,
out of nowhere,

but something
that they had been planning.

I thought everything was great,
and then all of a sudden

I was like, oh, my God,
are we not in a great place,

and I didn't know this
for how long?

[sobs]

So this thing with Naomi
feels like that.

It feels like I thought
I was, like, good with people,

and then find out I wasn't.

And, like, even though

I elected to remove myself
from the dressing room,

now it's like I've been, like,
sent away, and I'm by myself.

Because my real family
is so fractured,

friendships have always
been my lifeline.

But I feel like that's
just been snatched away.

And being in this place now

where I'm so uncertain about
where I stand with everyone

makes me wonder
do I even belong here.

-Thank you.
-Yeah, of course.

I love you.

I love you, too.

That's the only thing
I'm kind of curious about.

Like, is the on-stage
gonna get unprofessional?

The only thing
that was different from me

for her string of dances
is when I do this,

I always look up at her
and smile.

And she was not looking at me,

and looked at someone--
like, looked in the crowd.

The chemistry backstage
is now coming onstage,

and this is the first time
I've noticed that.

And for me,
it's those little moments,

the smiles, the winks,
the laughs.

I would just hate to lose
those moments onstage.

-Hey, Randy.
-Hey.

How much do you know?

A little bit.

She's made a dressing room
back here?

Yeah. Just found out yesterday
that it's a safety issue,

so we can't have her down here.

So do we have
some alternative space?

I think we could
put her upstairs.

It's vacant right now.

Have things simmer down,

and hopefully she can go back
to the other dressing room.

Okay. So how about
you get the girls,

bring them down here,
and let's talk to all of them.

I've got to go get
my anus bleached.

Very important for this show.

[laughs]

For the past couple shows,

Asia has continued
to stay in her broom closet.

-Hello.
-Hi.

Can I get you guys downstairs
for a quick minute?

She can stay down there,

because I'm having
too much fun upstairs.

-Good afternoon.
-Hello.

Can I get your presence
on the stage real quick?

And honestly, I don't want
this energy to change.

Hellurr.

Okay, what's happening here?

Hi, Randy, how are you?

So are we in trouble?

My mind is just going, like,
a million miles a minute.

I wanted to talk to you guys
about something briefly.

I know that Asia,

that you've moved
your dressing room down here,

and I don't wanna get into
the discussion of why,

but it is a safety
and crew issue.

So we have to make a change.

The good news is, I think we've
found another room upstairs,

so you can have your space.

At least we have
a temporary solution,

which I think is important.

Because, you know, families.

You know how families are.
You guys are a family.

Right. Sisters.

Uh-huh.

The sum is greater
than the parts.

I would not be where I am today
without Randy.

So, like, I want him
to think really highly of me.

You're doing an amazing job.

-Thank you.
-Thank you.

The fact that Randy's here

makes me aware
that Ru knows what's going on.

And the fact that
they're knowing

there's some
high-school girl drama

is, like, happening backstage
is just, like, ugh.

I hate rewarding someone

for trying to be the victim
when they're not a victim.

-Mm-hmm.
-Oof.

I get, like, heated about it.

It's, like,
no lesson is learned.

And unfortunately, in this case,

Asia gets her own
big dressing room,

with a couch, her own bathroom,
full lighting.

So immature.

Life's not fair.

Life's [bleep] not fair.

Put "life's not fair"
on a T-shirt, please.

-I wanna wear it.
-[laughs]

-All right, bye, kids.
-Bye, babe.

You know what?
[bleep] Derrick, too.

[laughs]

[cell phone rings]

[ring]

Oh, my God.

I literally just walked back
in the room and looked down.

-Well, hey.
-Hey.

It's good.

Randy is here.

He had nothing
but good things to say.

Everybody's good.

I'm trying to think.

Everybody's good.

I just don't,
as a rule of thumb,

I don't involve Brett, like,
just in my work in general.

Our relationship is based on
who we are as people,

not what we do for a living.

There's always, like,
a little, like--

you know, people--
that's normal with drag.

But everything is--
everything is fine.

I don't wanna stress
and worry Brett

with the issues of me
and my castmates.

He already worries

about me being out here
in Las Vegas by myself,

and I can handle and deal with
this situation all by myself.

I know. You'll be here
next weekend, right?

Okay. Well, I love you.

Thanks for calling
and checking in.

All right, love you, too.

The fact that
we just got talked to by Randy,

I think we're past
the point of immature now.

We're all being called
to the principal's office

to talk with Randy,

who is running the whole
production company behind this.

This is ridiculous.

Asia's acting so juvenile.

Asia needs
to grow the [bleep] up.

Get over the issues she has

by actually working through them

instead of just
closing people out

and being like, well, never
talking to those ho's again.

That's not
how you handle [bleep],

especially
if you're a goddamn adult.

[sighs]

Yeah, well, yay for today.

-Yay for today.
-Mm-hmm.

[chuckles]

Next on RuPaul's
Drag Race Vegas Revue...

I'm dying to know.
Are you in a relationship?

Not anymore!
[all laugh]

I love it!

Brett and I have been together
for three years.

Have you found an officiant?

We've already had
that discussion 100 times.

Well, I don't plan
on losing my mind.

This conversation's
gonna make me lose mine.

I don't know how I'm gonna find
anyone for Vanjie in Vegas.

I like hanging out with her.
I like being around her.

So...

Whoa.

You can't just run away
from a situation.

That had nothing to do with you.

It's too hard for you to say,
"Is this me?"

The way you spoke to me
was malicious.

I'm gonna get that bitch.