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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:28,494 [ Growling ] 2 00:00:29,229 --> 00:00:30,396 [ Screaming ] 3 00:00:30,398 --> 00:00:34,233 [ Screaming ] 4 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,570 Okay, look, I can't believe that I'm actually here... 5 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:41,240 And that I'm gonna get to see them in the flesh, 6 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:44,410 Because, like, dujour is like my most favorite band of all time ! 7 00:00:44,412 --> 00:00:46,412 Dujour ! 8 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:49,515 I just want to touch them. I don't care which one. I don't care where. 9 00:00:51,818 --> 00:00:54,820 I got all their trading cards and all their cd's, 10 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:57,256 And all my gear is from their clothing line, dujour couture. 11 00:00:57,757 --> 00:00:59,525 [ Screams ] 12 00:00:59,527 --> 00:01:03,796 I mean, I straight-up love 'em, only, you know, like brothers. 13 00:01:05,565 --> 00:01:07,433 Oh, my god ! They're here ! 14 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,535 [ screaming continue] 15 00:01:10,804 --> 00:01:13,138 ♪ [ Vocalizing ] 16 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,309 ♪ [ Vocalizing continues ] 17 00:01:19,846 --> 00:01:24,116 ♪ hey, hey, yeah, babe 18 00:01:26,486 --> 00:01:28,454 ♪ backdoor lover 19 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:35,294 ♪ ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah 20 00:01:35,296 --> 00:01:37,196 ♪ They say this kind of love is wrong ♪ 21 00:01:37,198 --> 00:01:39,231 ♪ But you know it feels so right ♪ 22 00:01:39,233 --> 00:01:41,500 ♪ Running my hands across your cheeks ♪ 23 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:45,170 ♪ they're oh-so smooth and white leave the light on, baby ♪ 24 00:01:45,172 --> 00:01:48,107 ♪ and unlock your backdoor 25 00:01:48,109 --> 00:01:52,444 ♪ I'm comin' through that way tonight to love you for sure ♪ 26 00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:56,448 - ♪ Lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon ♪ - ♪ ooh 27 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:59,651 ♪ You got me crazy gotta love you soon ♪ 28 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:02,621 ♪ I'm your backdoor lover 29 00:02:02,623 --> 00:02:04,523 ♪ Comin' from behind with the lights down low ♪ 30 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:07,192 ♪ Backdoor lover 31 00:02:07,194 --> 00:02:10,562 - ♪ just you and me no one has to know ♪ - ♪ backdoor lover 32 00:02:10,564 --> 00:02:13,265 ♪ Let me meet you there at your secret spot ♪ 33 00:02:13,267 --> 00:02:17,636 ♪ I'll show you a love that's more than hot ♪ 34 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:22,875 We are here exclusive on the tarmac as the band dujour heads off on their world tour. 35 00:02:22,877 --> 00:02:27,146 A year ago, would you have ever imagined number-one song, number-one requested video ? 36 00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:32,851 Marco, there's a lady up there-- "marry me, marco--" with a wedding dress. 37 00:02:32,853 --> 00:02:36,588 Can you send it back to all the guys in the studio ? 38 00:02:36,590 --> 00:02:39,625 ♪ [ Singing entertainment tonight theme ] what's up, john ? 39 00:02:39,627 --> 00:02:42,694 ♪ [ Continuing ] 40 00:02:42,696 --> 00:02:44,930 [ Screaming ] 41 00:02:44,932 --> 00:02:48,267 ♪ I'm your backdoor love 42 00:02:48,269 --> 00:02:52,237 ♪ coming from behind with the lights down lw backdoor lover ♪ 43 00:02:52,239 --> 00:02:56,341 ♪ just you and me, no one has to know, backdoor lover ♪ 44 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:58,310 ♪ let me meet you the at the secret spot ♪ 45 00:02:58,312 --> 00:03:01,446 ♪ I'll show you a love that's more than hot ♪ 46 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,184 - Marco ! - ♪ backdoor lover 47 00:03:05,186 --> 00:03:09,354 ♪ coming from behind with the lights down lw backdoor lover ♪ 48 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,291 [ British accent ] all right, boys. We'll land in riverdale in half an hour. 49 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,593 then on to the riverdae rise and shine show. 50 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:18,263 afternoon in-store gig at 8:00. Questions ? 51 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:21,400 Yeah, wyatt, how come my limited-edition coke can has me with a goatee... 52 00:03:21,402 --> 00:03:23,368 When everybody knows I shaved into a soul patch 53 00:03:23,370 --> 00:03:25,337 For the don't tell your papavideo ? 54 00:03:25,339 --> 00:03:27,372 This is wiggity-wack, wyatt. You're supposed to be on top of this. 55 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:29,608 no, what's wiggity-wk is your damn monkey. 56 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:32,411 here we go with the monkey again. dj d.j. With the monke. 57 00:03:32,413 --> 00:03:34,646 Yes, here we go again. First it pooed on my incense. 58 00:03:34,648 --> 00:03:37,282 Then it decided to poo on my two little balls. 59 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,718 And then it pooed on my picture of swami mukananda. 60 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,720 Will you please tell this man that dujour means hygiene ? 61 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:44,423 Maybe if you showed dr. Zaius the proper respect, 62 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:46,291 Dr. Zaius will stop showin' you the poo ! 63 00:03:46,293 --> 00:03:48,393 Gentlemen-- I'm gonna kill you ! 64 00:03:48,395 --> 00:03:50,295 Okay ! Now, enough of this. I'm gonna rip out your heart ! 65 00:03:52,365 --> 00:03:55,267 Eye contact, hand. Eye contact, hand. 66 00:03:57,470 --> 00:03:59,004 We'll talk to coke about the cans... 67 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:03,275 And try and clean up after the doctor, okay ? 68 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,310 Okay ? 69 00:04:07,680 --> 00:04:09,781 - yo, man, I'm sorry. my bad. - it's all good. 70 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:18,423 Could you maybe talk to marco about him always doing my face ? 71 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:22,327 you remember in thewhat video i established the-- face ? 72 00:04:22,329 --> 00:04:26,331 ever since then, every te you see marco, he's doing the-- face, and it's min. 73 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:28,700 you look at him trl. "hi, carson." 74 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,436 Look at him on the kid's choice awards. "this is ours. Thanks." 75 00:04:31,438 --> 00:04:33,038 Then right here on the cover of seventeen magazine. 76 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,039 "Hi, little girl. Beauty secrets ?" 77 00:04:35,441 --> 00:04:38,477 It's my face. It's my face. 78 00:04:38,479 --> 00:04:40,612 Travis, am i, uh-- doin' your face, 79 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:43,448 'Cause-- god forbid I'd-- do your face, 'cause it's-- such a good face. 80 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,351 - That's it ! - Boys, boys, boys. 81 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:49,521 - [ Screeching ] - [ shouting ] 82 00:04:51,057 --> 00:04:53,425 - Hold it ! - Dujour means friendship. 83 00:04:53,427 --> 00:04:55,494 Thank you, les. Now, listen to me. 84 00:04:56,796 --> 00:05:00,699 [ Grunting ] let's all take a moment. 85 00:05:00,701 --> 00:05:06,505 When we land, I will call the choreographer, and she will give you a new face. 86 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,674 - Too bad your mama couldn't give you a good face. - Take that back right now ! 87 00:05:11,844 --> 00:05:13,545 I'm sorry, travis. Thank you. 88 00:05:14,547 --> 00:05:16,381 You can have a new face too. 89 00:05:16,383 --> 00:05:19,318 - Dujour means family. - Dujour means teamwork. 90 00:05:20,386 --> 00:05:22,454 Teamwork. 91 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,323 - so, how are we ? are we good ? - yeah. 92 00:05:24,325 --> 00:05:25,657 Are we happy ? Happy. 93 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,592 Are we dope ? Word. 94 00:05:27,594 --> 00:05:31,396 Wicked. yo, wyatt, there was one more thing. 95 00:05:32,665 --> 00:05:34,099 Yes ? 96 00:05:36,469 --> 00:05:40,772 Well, we were working on some remixes of the last single, right ? 97 00:05:42,742 --> 00:05:45,777 We heard like a really strange background track. 98 00:05:45,779 --> 00:05:48,580 We were wondering whether or not you knew what it was all about. 99 00:05:52,852 --> 00:05:55,487 [ Voices overlapping ] 100 00:06:03,730 --> 00:06:06,832 Gee. You know, I have no idea what that was. 101 00:06:08,134 --> 00:06:10,402 Where did it come from ? 102 00:06:10,404 --> 00:06:14,106 I mean, wyatt, we just want some answers. The answers I will provide. 103 00:06:16,642 --> 00:06:18,110 I'll be right back. 104 00:06:23,149 --> 00:06:24,449 Take the chevy to the levee. 105 00:06:32,859 --> 00:06:34,860 Whoa ! Whoa ! 106 00:06:36,896 --> 00:06:39,831 Hey, that guy in the parachute looks just like wyatt. 107 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,933 Oh, yeah ? Does he look like this ? Or like this ? 108 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:44,836 - That's it. - Break it up ! 109 00:06:44,838 --> 00:06:47,472 - Dujour means seat belts ! - [ Screeching ] 110 00:06:47,474 --> 00:06:49,608 Dujour means crash positions ! 111 00:06:53,813 --> 00:06:55,914 [ phone dialing ] 112 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:58,550 Looks like we need to find a new band. 113 00:06:58,552 --> 00:06:59,551 [ Phone beeps ] 114 00:07:19,872 --> 00:07:22,707 ♪ I'm a punk rock prom queen 115 00:07:22,709 --> 00:07:24,843 ♪ Brown paper magazine 116 00:07:24,845 --> 00:07:27,846 ♪ Hotter than you've ever seen ♪ 117 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,881 ♪ Everywhere and in between 118 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,451 ♪ I'm a ten-ticket thrill ride ♪ 119 00:07:32,453 --> 00:07:34,786 ♪ don't you wanna come inside ♪ 120 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,956 ♪ a five-star triple threat hardest of the hard to get♪ 121 00:07:37,958 --> 00:07:40,192 ♪ no one's little reprobe ain't seen nothin' like me yet ♪ 122 00:07:40,194 --> 00:07:44,629 ♪ six whole hours and five long days ♪ 123 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:47,666 ♪ for all your lies to come undone ♪ 124 00:07:49,602 --> 00:07:52,237 ♪ and those three small words ♪ 125 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:55,740 ♪ were way too late 126 00:07:55,742 --> 00:07:58,210 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 127 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:12,257 ♪ I'm your late-night head rush ♪ 128 00:08:12,259 --> 00:08:15,193 ♪ ace-high royal flush 129 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:17,629 ♪ red-velvet orange crus 130 00:08:17,631 --> 00:08:19,931 ♪ you just don't impress me much ♪ 131 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:22,734 ♪ a glossy double-cover spread ♪ 132 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:25,570 ♪ opened up inside your head 133 00:08:25,572 --> 00:08:27,906 ♪ a black-cherry paradise half the sugar twice the spice ♪ 134 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:30,008 ♪ I don't wanna treat you nice come on, baby, roll the dice ♪ 135 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,943 ♪ Six whole hours 136 00:08:31,945 --> 00:08:34,713 ♪ And five long days 137 00:08:34,715 --> 00:08:37,883 ♪ for all your lies to come undone ♪ 138 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,220 ♪ and those three small words ♪ 139 00:08:42,222 --> 00:08:45,590 ♪ were way too late 140 00:08:45,592 --> 00:08:48,293 ♪ can't you see that I'm the one ♪ 141 00:08:49,629 --> 00:08:52,030 ♪ 142 00:09:06,946 --> 00:09:09,714 ♪ It took six whole hours 143 00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:12,317 ♪ And five long days 144 00:09:12,319 --> 00:09:15,287 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 145 00:09:16,622 --> 00:09:19,558 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 146 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:22,561 ♪ Were way too late 147 00:09:22,563 --> 00:09:24,095 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that 148 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,564 ♪ I'm the one 149 00:09:26,866 --> 00:09:29,334 ♪ it took six whole hour 150 00:09:29,336 --> 00:09:32,270 ♪ and five long days 151 00:09:32,272 --> 00:09:35,607 ♪ for all your lies to come undone ♪ 152 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,911 ♪ and those three small words ♪ 153 00:09:39,913 --> 00:09:42,881 ♪ were way too late 154 00:09:42,883 --> 00:09:47,352 ♪ 'cause you can't se that I'm the one ♪ 155 00:09:51,724 --> 00:09:54,993 [ bowling balls clattering] thank you. 156 00:09:58,130 --> 00:10:00,865 - Thank you, guys. - Real nice. 157 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:01,733 Thanks for comin' out. 158 00:10:05,671 --> 00:10:08,974 You're a great crowd. [ pins clattering ] 159 00:10:08,976 --> 00:10:10,675 [ man ] okay, girls. we need the lane now. 160 00:10:11,877 --> 00:10:13,345 and your sho. 161 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,147 [ cash register ding] 162 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:21,119 So how'd we do ? Twenty dollars... Minus five dollars shoe rental. 163 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,089 Fifteen dollars. Each. 164 00:10:24,824 --> 00:10:26,091 Five dollars. 165 00:10:29,795 --> 00:10:33,131 All things considered, I'd say this was our best show yet. 166 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,166 We just need to build a following. 167 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,035 ♪ Backdoor lover 168 00:10:37,037 --> 00:10:39,004 [ Screaming ] 169 00:10:40,339 --> 00:10:44,042 Look, skanky had a rock show, and nobody came. 170 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,711 did you guys all coordine before you left the hous, 171 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:48,380 Or are you wearing the same thing by accident ? 172 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:52,183 At least we're not wearing stupid bunny ears. 173 00:10:52,185 --> 00:10:54,786 They're not bunny. They're leopard. 174 00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,022 And they're not stupid. They're special. 175 00:10:57,024 --> 00:10:59,958 - We're special. - Yeah, special... Ed. 176 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,426 [ laughing ] 177 00:11:04,030 --> 00:11:06,931 enjoy the gutters, josie. you'll be playing there forever. 178 00:11:06,933 --> 00:11:08,700 [ laughing continues] [ engine revs ] 179 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,802 ♪ Backdoor lover 180 00:11:23,082 --> 00:11:26,084 hey. Hey, come . 181 00:11:27,953 --> 00:11:29,154 Who's a rock star ? 182 00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:34,159 Who's a rock star ? I am. 183 00:11:35,961 --> 00:11:40,098 That's right. There you go. [ Laughs ] 184 00:11:42,968 --> 00:11:45,136 [ child ] slow dow! [ child ] no wa! 185 00:11:45,138 --> 00:11:49,407 [ Chattering ] 186 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,209 ♪ [ hard rock guitar instrumental ] 187 00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:55,213 ♪ [ continues ] 188 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:58,149 [ josie's voice ] ♪ so I'm tellin' you boyfriend ♪ 189 00:11:58,151 --> 00:12:01,086 ♪ that you never met a gl like me before ♪ 190 00:12:01,088 --> 00:12:03,421 ♪ I'm not gonna wait a long time ♪ 191 00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:06,191 ♪ better make up your mind 192 00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:10,762 ♪ are you in, are you ou 193 00:12:10,764 --> 00:12:15,066 ♪ shake it up, shake it down wanna scream, wanna shout-- ♪ 194 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:18,203 [ record scratches ] 195 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,909 Alan m, what's-- what's goin' on ? 196 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:31,516 Uh, the, uh, truck died. 197 00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,018 [ clicking] ♪ josie 198 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:36,287 ♪ Did I bust the carburetor 199 00:12:37,857 --> 00:12:41,025 ♪ overload the alternato 200 00:12:41,027 --> 00:12:42,894 Jump in anytime. 201 00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,830 ♪ Abused the accelerator nice. 202 00:12:49,902 --> 00:12:52,904 You can't drive this uphill when it's hot outside. I told you. 203 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:54,839 You don't deserve a truck this good. 204 00:12:54,841 --> 00:12:55,874 You totally take it for granted. 205 00:12:57,877 --> 00:13:01,880 ♪ Takin' my truck for granted ♪ 206 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,216 ♪ she says I'm taking my truck for granted ♪ 207 00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:08,787 Um, jose ? 208 00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:11,856 Did, uh-- 209 00:13:13,225 --> 00:13:15,960 Did you ever want to tell someone something, but-- 210 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:18,997 But you weren't sure if you should, you know ? 211 00:13:19,231 --> 00:13:22,167 Yeah. 212 00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:27,338 'Cause you didn't know what their reaction might be or if it was the right thing to do ? 213 00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,577 You should tell them. You should always tell them. 214 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,548 'Cause there's this guy at work, 215 00:13:36,550 --> 00:13:38,950 And he just reeks, you know ? 216 00:13:40,920 --> 00:13:43,588 The guy ? Yeah. 217 00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:46,157 Smelly guy. Oh, god, josie, no, not just smelly. 218 00:13:46,159 --> 00:13:51,863 I'm talking, like, hot, wet garbage on a sunny day. 219 00:13:51,865 --> 00:13:56,067 i think there's a problem. it's like a stadium bathrom or something. 220 00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:58,102 no one seems to want to say anything about it. 221 00:13:58,104 --> 00:14:01,005 I know you would say something though, right ? 222 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:03,174 yeah. See, that's what I love about yo. 223 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:05,343 We can just talk about stuff. 224 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,045 That's what I'm here for. 225 00:14:07,047 --> 00:14:08,580 - That's so cool. - Ah ! 226 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:14,085 ♪ I wish you wel 227 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,120 ♪ couldn't you tell after all these year♪ 228 00:14:16,122 --> 00:14:17,322 Mmm ! Good ramen. 229 00:14:18,924 --> 00:14:20,325 I don't think people know how far one pack can go. 230 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:25,930 Honk, honk. Who brought doughnuts ? 231 00:14:25,932 --> 00:14:28,333 I hope you don't think that this makes up for your missing our gig. 232 00:14:28,335 --> 00:14:30,568 Sure we didn't miss much. 233 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:33,571 Nice management skills, brother. Build yourself a nice fat girl group. 234 00:14:33,573 --> 00:14:36,140 Hello, alexandra. Have you lost some weight ? 235 00:14:36,142 --> 00:14:39,878 Bite me, bambi ! Okay, alexandra, why don't you go wait in the car ? 236 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:42,280 Make me, nose job. Implants. 237 00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:44,883 Penile-- ow ! Oh, I'm sorry. 238 00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:47,118 that's the second tie today, isn't it ? 239 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:51,122 Ow ! Ow. So, ladies, how'd our set go ? 240 00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:53,958 you would know if you had been ther. 241 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:57,161 Hey, honey, I'm running a management company here. I can't be everywhere at once. 242 00:14:57,163 --> 00:14:58,897 Wouldn't that be cool though if you could ? 243 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,968 I could be here and in there, 244 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:06,638 And I could be in the living room... 245 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:10,441 and in the family room and over here ! 246 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,979 Alexander, you don't have any other clients. Where else do you need to be ? 247 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:18,683 On the streets, spreading the gospel of the pussycats. 248 00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:21,286 I'm out there working my butt off for you guys. 249 00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:24,188 I'm handing out fliers. I'm working the masses. 250 00:15:24,190 --> 00:15:25,990 Waiting in line for dujour tickets. 251 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:29,460 It's for business. I-- it, uh-- 252 00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:33,398 Checking out the competition. I don't like dujour, like, it's dujour. 253 00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:36,701 And I could be back in this room, and I could go in the closet ! 254 00:15:36,703 --> 00:15:41,205 Hello ? Uh-huh. You want a demo tape of the pussycats ? 255 00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:45,410 - Your phone didn't even ring. - It's on vibrate. 256 00:15:45,412 --> 00:15:47,946 - Um, so-- so, yeah. I gotta go right now. - And then-- 257 00:15:47,948 --> 00:15:51,015 You want it right now ? Okay, yeah. So, I'll see you guys later. 258 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:53,051 All right, I'm on it. You guys know he's lying. 259 00:15:54,353 --> 00:15:56,721 You know your fly is open. 260 00:15:58,023 --> 00:15:59,424 [ laughing] 261 00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,427 You know, you... Suck ! 262 00:16:08,067 --> 00:16:12,103 That's perfect. Even our manager wants to see another band. 263 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:13,438 You guys, come here quick. 264 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,244 Hi. I'm serena altschul with mtv news. 265 00:16:20,246 --> 00:16:22,480 We have just received a confirmed report... 266 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:25,750 That the members of pop sensation dujour disappeared in their private jet today, 267 00:16:25,752 --> 00:16:28,519 Vanishing from radar 40 miles east of riverdale. 268 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:32,357 authorities are still trying to determine the whereabouts of the plane... 269 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,425 and if there are any survivors. 270 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:37,528 dujour's label, megarecords, has yet to release a statement, 271 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:40,231 But they have released a limited-edition commemorative box set, 272 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:44,135 Complete with a cd-rom history of dujour in stores tomorrow. 273 00:16:44,137 --> 00:16:46,270 Those poor boys. we will keep you posted as to any further developments... 274 00:16:46,272 --> 00:16:50,141 In what seems to be yet another rock-and-roll tragedy. 275 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:54,779 But they didn't say they were dead. They said they were missing. 276 00:16:54,781 --> 00:16:59,283 I say we raise money for a search party, and we hold a bake sale ! 277 00:16:59,285 --> 00:17:01,019 Yes ! [ Giggles ] 278 00:17:05,324 --> 00:17:07,091 Man, that is so sad. 279 00:17:08,527 --> 00:17:10,128 [ josie ] it can all be over in a flash. 280 00:17:12,431 --> 00:17:16,501 You know, but at least they had a record deal. 281 00:17:18,337 --> 00:17:20,805 We can have a record deal. 282 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,774 It's just that we can't sit around here waiting for it to happen. 283 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,811 We have to make it happen. 284 00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:31,549 And you know what ? Life-- life is short. 285 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:35,053 And we-- we are musicians, and that means... 286 00:17:35,055 --> 00:17:37,321 That we should be out there playing music. 287 00:17:37,323 --> 00:17:40,491 We do play, and we rock, but nobody shows. 288 00:17:40,493 --> 00:17:45,797 Nobody cares. I care. I do. And you know what ? 289 00:17:45,799 --> 00:17:48,299 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and when the going gets tough-- 290 00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,801 The tough make lemonade ! 291 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,371 Right ! 292 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,807 Good. We're all on the same page. 293 00:17:55,809 --> 00:17:58,476 Pack up your bass. This way. 294 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:01,379 ♪ the best things in life are free ♪ 295 00:18:01,381 --> 00:18:04,282 ♪ but you can keep them for the birds and bees♪ 296 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:07,318 ♪ give me money ♪ that's what I want 297 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:10,354 ♪ that's what I want ♪ that's what I want 298 00:18:10,356 --> 00:18:13,825 ♪ that's what I want, yeah ♪ that's what I want 299 00:18:13,827 --> 00:18:15,560 ♪ that's what I want 300 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:20,198 ♪ give me money ♪ that's what I want 301 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,800 ♪ lots of money ♪ that's what I want 302 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:25,369 ♪ just give me money 303 00:18:25,371 --> 00:18:29,807 I live for these pink shoes. Yeah, they are so much cooler than our red shoes. 304 00:18:29,809 --> 00:18:32,643 You guys, pink is the new red. [ All giggling ] 305 00:18:36,882 --> 00:18:39,117 Wyatt frame. I'm with the label. 306 00:18:39,119 --> 00:18:41,152 I'm in town scouting new talent, 307 00:18:41,154 --> 00:18:44,188 And I wondered if there was anyone worth hearing. 308 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:46,390 I saw the card, man, but I missed everything else. 309 00:18:46,392 --> 00:18:48,526 Why don't you start over while I change songs ? 310 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:53,631 No, wait ! Play this. It's the new single from dujour... 311 00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:57,869 Recorded just a few days ago before the... Disappearance. 312 00:18:57,871 --> 00:18:59,871 I'd really like to test the reaction. 313 00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:01,672 Right on. 314 00:19:04,877 --> 00:19:09,147 Check this out, y'all ! I got the world premiere of the last single ever... 315 00:19:09,149 --> 00:19:12,250 From the late, great dujour just for all you in the store. 316 00:19:12,252 --> 00:19:17,321 ♪ yeah ♪ nobody rocks the mike like dujour ♪ 317 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:22,426 ♪ ride on your motorbike with dujour ♪ 318 00:19:22,428 --> 00:19:26,430 ♪ kickin' it in the benz with dujour ♪ 319 00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,300 ♪ bangin' 'round the world-- this is the best ! 320 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:32,303 I love this song ! It's their best ever. 321 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,672 If I don't buy it, everybody's gonna hate me. Totally ! 322 00:19:34,674 --> 00:19:37,675 And, I also want orange shoes. Yeah ! 323 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:40,444 Orange shoes are so much cooler than these stupid pink shoes. 324 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:44,248 You guys, orange is the new pink ! [ Screams ] 325 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:48,452 I am sick of my reebok sweats. I need some puma sweats. 326 00:19:48,454 --> 00:19:51,189 And I gotta buy a six-pack of zima. 327 00:19:51,191 --> 00:19:54,292 Dude, you don't drink. I think I should start. 328 00:19:57,329 --> 00:20:00,398 Yes, I think they responded to that very well actually. 329 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,267 [ woman ] i think that song suck. 330 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:05,436 I plug my ears when crap like that comes on. 331 00:20:05,438 --> 00:20:08,606 Really ? Everybody else seemed to like it. 332 00:20:08,608 --> 00:20:10,942 That's because they're mindless drones 333 00:20:10,944 --> 00:20:13,277 Who will gobble up anything you tell them is cool. 334 00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:18,282 I see. Wow ! You're a real free thinker, aren't you ? 335 00:20:19,651 --> 00:20:22,520 I'd love to talk to you some more. 336 00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:24,622 People in the recording industry, like me, 337 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:28,292 Always want to hear the opinion of individuals like yourself... 338 00:20:28,294 --> 00:20:29,393 To find out what we're doing wrong. 339 00:20:31,296 --> 00:20:34,932 Yeah, right. How much time do you have ? 340 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:38,002 As much as you want. After you. 341 00:20:39,504 --> 00:20:40,771 Smells like teen spirit. 342 00:20:41,940 --> 00:20:45,309 Well, this must be my lucky day. 343 00:20:45,311 --> 00:20:48,512 A real nonconformist. I'm so interested to hear what else you have to say. 344 00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:53,017 Well, first of all, I don't understand-- 345 00:20:53,019 --> 00:20:55,386 Gosh, that's fascinating. [ Phone rings ] 346 00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:59,523 - Frame. - I'm waiting. 347 00:20:59,525 --> 00:21:02,493 I'm on to it, fiona. You wouldn't believe this place. 348 00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:08,266 Stop making excuses and get your ass back here with a band. 349 00:21:08,268 --> 00:21:12,036 Tomorrow. I'll have a new band for you first thing in the morning. I swear ! 350 00:21:12,038 --> 00:21:14,272 Then you'll still have a job-- maybe. 351 00:21:16,775 --> 00:21:19,644 Just put this thing up ? Yeah. 352 00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:26,651 Okay, girls, this is it. Pussycats unplugged. Let's hear it. 353 00:21:27,653 --> 00:21:30,554 One, two. One, two, three ! 354 00:21:30,556 --> 00:21:34,058 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. What do you think you're doing ? 355 00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:38,296 You can't play here. I've got things to sell. They're new. They're orange. 356 00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:42,366 - So ? - So, look at you. You're-- 357 00:21:42,368 --> 00:21:45,069 Who's gonna come into my store with you outside ? 358 00:21:45,071 --> 00:21:46,037 The last I checked, this was a free country. 359 00:21:47,606 --> 00:21:49,473 The last I checked, I was calling the cops. 360 00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:55,813 "get your ass back he with a band." 361 00:21:57,416 --> 00:21:59,850 I'd like to see her move her ass once, just once. 362 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,821 Like he's really gonna call the cops. 363 00:22:04,756 --> 00:22:07,591 [ siren wailing ] run ! 364 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:11,395 [ man ] ♪ ooh this is impossible. 365 00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:12,863 Where the hell am I supposed to find a-- 366 00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:15,066 ♪ come on, hold on tight 367 00:22:18,737 --> 00:22:20,805 ♪ though it's cold and lonely ♪ 368 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:23,708 ♪ in the deep dark night 369 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,045 ♪ I can see paradise 370 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:31,415 ♪ by the dashboard light 371 00:22:32,484 --> 00:22:35,353 ♪ though it's cold and lonely ♪ 372 00:22:35,355 --> 00:22:37,755 ♪ in the deep dark night 373 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:44,428 Hello, ladies. Wyatt frame, megarecords. 374 00:22:44,430 --> 00:22:48,432 ♪ paradise by the dashboard light ♪ 375 00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:51,402 girls, I can't tell u how happy I am to be sitting... 376 00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:52,837 At this table with the pussy hats. 377 00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:55,840 Pussycats. 378 00:22:55,842 --> 00:23:00,144 Yes, of course. Of course, that would explain why you're not wearing any. 379 00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:01,512 [ laughs ] 380 00:23:03,448 --> 00:23:05,416 Hats. 381 00:23:05,418 --> 00:23:08,886 Okay, I speak on behalf of everyone at the label... 382 00:23:08,888 --> 00:23:12,857 When I say that we'd love for you to sign with... Megarecords. 383 00:23:14,693 --> 00:23:17,395 whoa, wait, whoa. don't sign anythin. don't sign anythin. 384 00:23:17,397 --> 00:23:20,831 - Who is this ? - Alexander cabot iii. I'm the pussycats' manager. 385 00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:25,569 Really ? In that case, you'll be entitled to 15% of everything they make. 386 00:23:25,571 --> 00:23:28,906 I'm his sister, alexandra. Love the accent. Thank you. 387 00:23:28,908 --> 00:23:31,509 I used to summer on the continent. Fancy a snog ? 388 00:23:31,511 --> 00:23:33,477 Fancy a mint ? 389 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:35,813 Wait a minute. You want to sign us ? 390 00:23:35,815 --> 00:23:38,115 You've never even heard us play. 391 00:23:38,117 --> 00:23:41,819 Oh ! Oh, oh. I'm sorry. Forgive me. 392 00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:45,556 I thought you were a rock band that wanted to sign with a major label. My bad. 393 00:23:45,558 --> 00:23:47,691 - No, no, no ! - No ! 394 00:23:47,693 --> 00:23:52,430 No. No. It's-- I didn't know it could happen this fast. 395 00:23:52,432 --> 00:23:55,733 Well, that's the music biz for you. 396 00:23:55,735 --> 00:23:58,135 If you wait for it to slow down, it might pass you by. 397 00:23:58,137 --> 00:23:58,969 look what happened to the beastie boy. 398 00:24:00,572 --> 00:24:03,674 - But they're huge stars. - I know. 399 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:12,183 Excuse me. I have to-- 400 00:24:15,187 --> 00:24:16,821 - Bathroom ? - Yeah, me too. 401 00:24:17,956 --> 00:24:20,591 I went before we left. Good for you. 402 00:24:20,593 --> 00:24:22,960 You should always try to go to the bathroom before you leave the house, 403 00:24:22,962 --> 00:24:24,595 Even if you don't have to-- 404 00:24:25,730 --> 00:24:29,900 [ Gasping ] okay, this is crazy. 405 00:24:29,902 --> 00:24:32,536 Beep-beep. Gotta gloss. It won't hide the mustache. 406 00:24:32,538 --> 00:24:34,505 Honk, honk. Alexander ! 407 00:24:34,507 --> 00:24:37,208 I should be here. It's a ladies' room. 408 00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:40,611 Nothing I haven't seen before. Does anyone have change for a tampon ? 409 00:24:40,613 --> 00:24:41,545 I'll be outside. 410 00:24:42,714 --> 00:24:44,482 [ Slams ] 411 00:24:44,484 --> 00:24:47,551 Does anyone else think this is a little off ? 412 00:24:47,553 --> 00:24:51,755 Like what ? Like that wyatt guy, for one. 413 00:24:51,757 --> 00:24:54,825 Like how he ordered a triple cappuccino and scooped off all the foam. 414 00:24:54,827 --> 00:24:56,760 Why not just get an espresso ? 415 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:58,262 Plus how he kept folding his napkin 416 00:24:58,264 --> 00:25:00,764 Like he's afraid he doesn't have any real friends ? 417 00:25:00,766 --> 00:25:04,902 Just people who want to use him because he's a big music guy. 418 00:25:04,904 --> 00:25:08,939 Yeah. But I was talking more about the whole record contract thing. 419 00:25:08,941 --> 00:25:11,642 It is super sudden. It is. 420 00:25:11,944 --> 00:25:17,615 You said we have to go out there and make things happen, and we did. 421 00:25:17,617 --> 00:25:20,985 I know. I just think maybe we should think about this for a second. 422 00:25:26,024 --> 00:25:28,025 [ All screaming ] 423 00:25:30,295 --> 00:25:33,664 Gee, josie, how exciting for you. 424 00:25:33,666 --> 00:25:36,734 You'll get to go away and make a record, and poor alan m will have to stay behind... 425 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,637 In riverdale all alone with me. 426 00:25:41,540 --> 00:25:43,941 I cannot believe they let you bring me to the city with you. 427 00:25:43,943 --> 00:25:45,276 Shh. What ? 428 00:25:46,244 --> 00:25:48,612 I had to tell them that you're my guitar tech, so-- 429 00:25:49,814 --> 00:25:51,015 [ whispers ] guitar tech. Right. 430 00:25:53,919 --> 00:25:56,287 ♪ [ guitar ] 431 00:25:56,289 --> 00:25:59,557 You know what ? I still don't understand why you're here. 432 00:25:59,559 --> 00:26:01,759 - I'm here because I was in the comic book. - What ? 433 00:26:02,661 --> 00:26:03,661 Nothing. 434 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,731 [ Moans ] whoa ! 435 00:26:07,733 --> 00:26:09,967 [ Laughs ] what's up, big butt ? 436 00:26:10,769 --> 00:26:13,571 Shut up. 437 00:26:13,573 --> 00:26:16,307 Hey, you guys. You know how people always say that this is the life ? 438 00:26:17,742 --> 00:26:19,977 I think this is when they say it. 439 00:26:19,979 --> 00:26:21,745 Private plane. Record deal. 440 00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,847 Coasters. 441 00:26:23,849 --> 00:26:26,717 Loads of cash. ♪ [ guitar ] 442 00:26:26,719 --> 00:26:28,319 Scratch that. We still poor. 443 00:26:30,789 --> 00:26:33,324 Pardon ? Hang on. ♪ I want to know why you are-- ♪ 444 00:26:35,994 --> 00:26:37,328 [ Phone beeps ] yes ? 445 00:26:38,863 --> 00:26:40,664 At least I don't think I need this anymore. 446 00:26:41,766 --> 00:26:42,600 Riverdale muni bus pass. 447 00:26:44,336 --> 00:26:46,737 guys, you know what ? 448 00:26:46,739 --> 00:26:49,740 we have the only bus passes with three people in the picture. 449 00:26:51,776 --> 00:26:53,877 [ Sighs ] it's not my fault you both jumped in on mine. 450 00:26:53,879 --> 00:26:55,946 Okay, no, you both jumped in on mine. 451 00:26:55,948 --> 00:26:57,348 [ Laughs ] 452 00:26:58,083 --> 00:26:59,750 We should keep these. 453 00:27:01,019 --> 00:27:02,152 Remind us where we came from. 454 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:07,625 hey, listen, let's promise each other something... 455 00:27:07,627 --> 00:27:10,394 Right here and right now, okay ? 456 00:27:10,396 --> 00:27:14,965 No matter what happens-- if we become huge stars... 457 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:19,903 Or if we end up hitchhiking back to riverdale, 458 00:27:19,905 --> 00:27:24,074 We will always be friends first and a band second. 459 00:27:27,379 --> 00:27:30,648 Friends first. Friends first. 460 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:33,917 I swear on my bus pass ? [ Together ] I swear on my bus pass. 461 00:27:33,919 --> 00:27:35,019 [ All laughing ] 462 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:43,727 Don't worry, lex. We're not going to have any trouble with these girls. 463 00:27:44,763 --> 00:27:45,729 Oh, no. 464 00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:55,139 ♪ but I feel good yeah, I feel fin♪ 465 00:27:57,676 --> 00:28:00,711 ♪ I stop complaini' all the time ♪ 466 00:28:02,914 --> 00:28:07,818 ♪ you'll get yours and, baby, I'll get mine ♪ 467 00:28:07,820 --> 00:28:08,852 ♪ yeah 468 00:28:10,955 --> 00:28:15,793 ♪ so don't be foold by what you see ♪ 469 00:28:15,795 --> 00:28:19,863 ♪ in movies, magazines and on tv ♪ 470 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,870 ♪ 'cause what do they know about you and me ♪ 471 00:28:28,106 --> 00:28:30,974 ♪ we don't care what they say ♪ 472 00:28:30,976 --> 00:28:34,478 ♪ we'll be all rigt we'll be okay ♪ 473 00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:36,947 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 474 00:28:36,949 --> 00:28:38,749 ♪ Yeah, yeah 475 00:28:38,751 --> 00:28:41,952 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 476 00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,922 ♪ Na, na, na, na, nah yeah, yeah ♪ 477 00:28:44,924 --> 00:28:47,191 ♪ stand up straight and stand up tall ♪ 478 00:28:48,893 --> 00:28:53,097 ♪ ain't got to waste your time in shopping malls ♪ 479 00:28:55,767 --> 00:29:00,904 ♪ slam the door and let's tear down the wall♪ 480 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:03,941 ♪ crank it up let's mess around ♪ 481 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:06,744 ♪ be who you are 'cause you're a star♪ 482 00:29:06,746 --> 00:29:09,513 ♪ na, na, na, na, nah na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 483 00:29:09,515 --> 00:29:12,850 ♪ na, na, na, na, nah yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ you are a star 484 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,085 ♪ na, na, na, na, nah na, na, na, na, nah ♪ 485 00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:19,156 ♪ na, na, na, na, nah yeah, yeah ♪ 486 00:29:19,158 --> 00:29:22,226 ♪ yeah 487 00:29:25,930 --> 00:29:27,965 Geez. It's so huge. 488 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,236 Oh, this is only the beginning. 489 00:29:33,471 --> 00:29:36,940 are you sure you should be putting that up already ? 490 00:29:36,942 --> 00:29:39,877 I mean, we haven't even recorded anything yet. 491 00:29:41,012 --> 00:29:42,312 What if you don't like it ? 492 00:29:44,549 --> 00:29:46,950 What if nobody likes it ? 493 00:29:46,952 --> 00:29:49,186 Don't worry. If you screw up, we'll just put somebody else up there. 494 00:29:50,989 --> 00:29:53,056 [ Laughing ] 495 00:29:53,058 --> 00:29:55,159 [ Laughing continues ] 496 00:29:58,530 --> 00:29:59,930 Hey, wyatt ? Hmm ? 497 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:01,565 They've got our name wrong. Hmm ? 498 00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,500 we're not josie and the pussycat. 499 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:07,838 We're just the pussycats. Oh, no, josie's the singer. 500 00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:11,275 The public needs someone out front to identify with. Trust me. 501 00:30:11,277 --> 00:30:14,211 Our studies have shown that bands that have the word "and" in the title... 502 00:30:14,213 --> 00:30:17,881 Sell twice as many records as those that don't. 503 00:30:17,883 --> 00:30:21,985 What about the beatles or the rolling stones or the backstreet boys? 504 00:30:21,987 --> 00:30:23,854 Yes, if you want to split hairs, yes, of course, obviously. 505 00:30:23,856 --> 00:30:27,224 Yes, yes, but, come on. 506 00:30:27,226 --> 00:30:31,128 Would you be more interested in a band called simply the pussycats, 507 00:30:31,130 --> 00:30:35,599 Or are you more likely to buy a cd or read a comic... 508 00:30:35,601 --> 00:30:39,903 Or watch a cartoon or go and see a movie about a trio of luscious ladies... 509 00:30:39,905 --> 00:30:43,273 Called josie and the pussycats ? 510 00:30:43,275 --> 00:30:46,076 Hmm ? It does have a nice ring to it. 511 00:30:46,078 --> 00:30:47,211 Oh, yes. 512 00:30:54,152 --> 00:30:56,587 Hey ! 513 00:30:56,589 --> 00:30:59,323 Oh, so sorry, valerie. I had no idea you weren't in here. 514 00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:00,891 Ha, ha. Come on. 515 00:31:05,296 --> 00:31:07,598 [ melody ] more coasters. [ giggles ] 516 00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:18,175 What did I tell you, fiona ? It couldn't be better. 517 00:31:18,177 --> 00:31:22,646 Just think christina aguliera times three except one of them is incredibly tan, 518 00:31:22,648 --> 00:31:24,948 Or else t.l.c. With two white chicks, 519 00:31:24,950 --> 00:31:27,150 Or, um, hole ! 520 00:31:27,152 --> 00:31:29,920 Wyatt, I get it without the stupid analogies. 521 00:31:29,922 --> 00:31:31,655 Put them in the studio tomorrow. We'll talk later. 522 00:31:31,657 --> 00:31:32,990 The feds are here with some foreigners. 523 00:31:32,992 --> 00:31:37,261 - You won't be disappointed. - I'd better not be. 524 00:31:37,263 --> 00:31:39,363 We can't afford another dujour disaster. 525 00:31:41,666 --> 00:31:44,201 - Welcome. - [ Foreign language ] 526 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:48,038 I'm sure you're wondering why agent kelly and the united states government... 527 00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,073 Would be so interested in what appears to be a record company. 528 00:31:51,676 --> 00:31:52,576 well, I'm about to show you why. 529 00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:57,981 - [ Beeping ] - [ whirring ] 530 00:32:22,206 --> 00:32:26,109 this... Is what our operation really does. 531 00:32:26,111 --> 00:32:28,278 [ woman ] blue is the new oran. 532 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,315 [ fiona ] this is where it starts-- the fads, the fashions, 533 00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:32,716 the product placement. 534 00:32:33,452 --> 00:32:39,356 we control the most influential demographic of the population. 535 00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:44,361 We decide everything-- from what clothes are in style to what slang is in vogue. 536 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:48,966 Feather tank tops, matching pants. Kind of a buffy meets chicken run. 537 00:32:48,968 --> 00:32:51,034 Feathers are the new rhinestones. 538 00:32:51,036 --> 00:32:53,136 The new word for cool will be "jerkin'," as in, 539 00:32:53,138 --> 00:32:55,339 "Dude, that's jerkin'." That's dirty. 540 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:57,708 [ fiona ] this is the epicenter of all trends. 541 00:32:57,710 --> 00:33:01,979 we turn your world into one giant tv commercia. 542 00:33:01,981 --> 00:33:06,416 But how, you may ask, can our operation be so effective ? 543 00:33:09,053 --> 00:33:14,057 sure these kids have bras like play-doh, just waitg to be molded into shape, 544 00:33:14,059 --> 00:33:16,193 But something else must be going on, right ? 545 00:33:17,395 --> 00:33:19,096 The chinese guy knows what I'm talking about. 546 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,333 to answer some of your questions, 547 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:25,736 We've produced a short educational film. 548 00:33:27,271 --> 00:33:28,305 Lights ! 549 00:33:28,307 --> 00:33:31,274 [ Beeps ] 550 00:33:31,276 --> 00:33:34,244 Hello. I'm eugene levy, 551 00:33:34,246 --> 00:33:36,513 And, yes, I'm an actor. 552 00:33:36,515 --> 00:33:39,082 No, I said cappuccino. 553 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:42,019 I'm here to talk to you about something very important. 554 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:44,521 No, it's not about me or my career. 555 00:33:44,523 --> 00:33:48,091 I'm here to talk about subliminal messages in rock-and-roll music... 556 00:33:48,093 --> 00:33:52,462 Or as it's simply known in some cultures-- rock music. 557 00:33:52,464 --> 00:33:56,566 for years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers... 558 00:33:56,568 --> 00:34:00,237 to buy products they normally wouldn't wt just to get their money. 559 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:02,039 Fact: kids don't have bills to pay. 560 00:34:02,041 --> 00:34:04,241 Fact: they don't pay taxes, 561 00:34:04,243 --> 00:34:07,310 But they do baby-sit and hold minimum-wage jobs... 562 00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:10,514 That earn them wads of cash as thick as, well, my body of work. 563 00:34:12,817 --> 00:34:16,153 but these kids today aren't dumb. 564 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:22,392 that's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions... 565 00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:25,062 in today's rock music. 566 00:34:25,064 --> 00:34:28,465 the results ? we can now get these kids to buy just about anythi. 567 00:34:28,467 --> 00:34:31,301 We can have them chasing a new trend every week, 568 00:34:31,303 --> 00:34:33,470 And that is good for the economy. 569 00:34:33,472 --> 00:34:36,573 And what's good for the economy is good for the country. 570 00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:39,443 So god bless the united states of america, 571 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:42,279 The most ass-kicking country in the world. 572 00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:43,480 [ Beeps ] 573 00:34:46,484 --> 00:34:49,219 [ German accent ] how can you control the rock bands ? 574 00:34:49,221 --> 00:34:51,154 what if they find out about the hidden messages in their music ? 575 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:55,459 Ever wonder why so many rock stars die in plane crashes ? 576 00:34:57,862 --> 00:34:59,162 Overdose on drugs ! 577 00:35:01,265 --> 00:35:03,834 we've been doing this a long time. 578 00:35:03,836 --> 00:35:07,237 if they start to get too curious, our options are endles. 579 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:10,240 Bankruptcy, shocking scandals, religious conversions. 580 00:35:10,242 --> 00:35:13,877 We've created a highly-rated tv show... 581 00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:15,612 Just to explain what happens to these people. 582 00:35:16,481 --> 00:35:17,347 [ beeps ] 583 00:35:25,456 --> 00:35:27,657 [ Foreign language ] 584 00:35:28,426 --> 00:35:30,360 [ applause continues ] 585 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:36,266 Wow. 586 00:35:37,535 --> 00:35:40,537 The walls are mushy. 587 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,173 [ giggle] we brought some equipment in. 588 00:35:43,841 --> 00:35:45,509 i assume it's to your liking. 589 00:35:48,412 --> 00:35:49,379 They're brand new. 590 00:35:51,149 --> 00:35:53,917 I like this. It's got shiny knobs. 591 00:35:53,919 --> 00:35:57,587 No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 592 00:35:57,589 --> 00:36:01,224 No, no, no, no, no. thwe do not touch. 593 00:36:01,226 --> 00:36:02,893 It's only the most expensive piece of equipment in the studio. 594 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:07,330 the megasound 8000. 595 00:36:07,332 --> 00:36:11,601 Although the name sounds ominous, it's actually just a high-tech processor. 596 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:13,670 How does it work ? Why do you need to know that ? 597 00:36:15,339 --> 00:36:17,207 What is it, a big secret or something ? 598 00:36:18,209 --> 00:36:21,378 a big secret. wyatt's got a secret. 599 00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:25,549 It's not a secret. Stop it. I'll tell you. I'll show you. 600 00:36:25,551 --> 00:36:28,351 - [ Whirring ] - play a little something for me, would you ? 601 00:36:36,928 --> 00:36:39,563 ♪ It took six whole hours 602 00:36:39,565 --> 00:36:42,232 ♪ And five long days 603 00:36:42,234 --> 00:36:45,368 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 604 00:36:46,704 --> 00:36:49,573 ♪ and those three small words ♪ 605 00:36:49,575 --> 00:36:52,609 ♪ Were way too late 606 00:36:52,611 --> 00:36:57,380 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 607 00:37:01,352 --> 00:37:04,387 Perfect ! Now, this will just take a moment. 608 00:37:06,390 --> 00:37:07,958 [ voices overlapping] 609 00:37:09,393 --> 00:37:12,395 And now I'll play it back with megasound. 610 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:18,235 ♪ and those three small words were way too late ♪ 611 00:37:18,736 --> 00:37:20,470 Is that us ? 612 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:22,372 ♪ you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 613 00:37:22,374 --> 00:37:23,273 It sounds so-- 614 00:37:24,742 --> 00:37:27,244 - I want a big mac. - What ? 615 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:33,516 I know, but suddenly I want one. Maybe on the way back to the hotel ? 616 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,987 Okay, as long as we can stop by foot locker too. 617 00:37:36,989 --> 00:37:39,256 I'm dying for a pair of old-school tretorns. 618 00:37:39,258 --> 00:37:40,991 Jerkin' tretorns are the new adidas. 619 00:37:42,527 --> 00:37:48,465 ladies, now should I drop you back at riverdale mall, or are you ready to make a record ? 620 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:50,734 come on ! 621 00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:58,775 [ feedback whine ] 622 00:38:10,421 --> 00:38:12,289 [ drumsticks tapping ] 623 00:38:12,291 --> 00:38:15,425 one, two. One, two, thr. 624 00:38:15,427 --> 00:38:19,462 ♪ Well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says ♪ 625 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,698 ♪ It looks like you're wearin' some kind of disguise ♪ 626 00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:25,502 ♪ Because your hair sticks up your shoes are untied ♪ 627 00:38:25,504 --> 00:38:28,705 ♪ I hope that you got that shirt at half price♪ 628 00:38:28,707 --> 00:38:31,675 ♪ And every word I say falls flat on the floor ♪ 629 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:35,478 ♪ I try to tell a joke he's heard it before ♪ 630 00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:38,581 ♪ and I don't think that I can take it no more♪ 631 00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,385 ♪ he's driving me right out my front door ♪ 632 00:38:42,387 --> 00:38:45,588 ♪ why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 633 00:38:45,590 --> 00:38:49,326 ♪ you're shaking my confidence driving me crazy ♪ 634 00:38:49,328 --> 00:38:52,462 ♪ you know if I could i'd do anything for you ♪ 635 00:38:52,464 --> 00:38:56,333 ♪ please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 636 00:38:56,335 --> 00:38:59,536 ♪ Can't you just pretend to be nice ♪ 637 00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:02,739 ♪ Can you at least pretend to be nice ♪ 638 00:39:02,741 --> 00:39:06,476 ♪ If you could just pretend to be nice ♪ 639 00:39:06,478 --> 00:39:10,347 ♪ Then everything in my life would be all right ♪ 640 00:39:10,349 --> 00:39:13,550 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 641 00:39:13,552 --> 00:39:16,653 ♪ Oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 642 00:39:16,655 --> 00:39:19,055 This is the best cd ever ! 643 00:39:19,057 --> 00:39:23,493 Yeah, and I want some gatorade. Gatorade is the new snapple ! 644 00:39:23,495 --> 00:39:26,129 ♪ and I tried so hard just to figure him out ♪ 645 00:39:26,131 --> 00:39:29,699 ♪ but he won't tell me wt he's been thinking about♪ 646 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,869 ♪ and then he falls aslep on the living room couch♪ 647 00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:36,639 ♪ with his sunglasses on and his tongue hanging out♪ 648 00:39:36,641 --> 00:39:39,642 ♪ then he disappears for a week at a time ♪ 649 00:39:39,644 --> 00:39:43,780 ♪ and then he shows up just like everything's fine ♪ 650 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:46,883 ♪ I don't get what goes n in his mind ♪ 651 00:39:46,885 --> 00:39:50,153 ♪ but I'm tired of hearig the same stupid lines ♪ 652 00:39:50,155 --> 00:39:53,490 ♪ Why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 653 00:39:53,492 --> 00:39:56,726 ♪ You're shaking my confidence driving me crazy ♪ 654 00:39:56,728 --> 00:40:00,463 ♪ You know if I could I'd do anything for you ♪ 655 00:40:00,465 --> 00:40:03,533 ♪ please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 656 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:06,803 ♪ Can't you just pretend to be nice ♪ 657 00:40:06,805 --> 00:40:11,474 ♪ could you at least pretend to be nice ♪ 658 00:40:11,476 --> 00:40:14,611 ♪ if you'd just pretend to be nice ♪ 659 00:40:14,613 --> 00:40:17,647 ♪ Everything in my life would be all right ♪ 660 00:40:17,649 --> 00:40:21,184 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 661 00:40:21,186 --> 00:40:24,654 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 662 00:40:24,656 --> 00:40:27,824 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 663 00:40:27,826 --> 00:40:30,760 ♪ everything in my le would be all right ♪ 664 00:40:30,762 --> 00:40:33,930 ♪ all right ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 665 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:37,600 ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh 666 00:40:37,602 --> 00:40:41,704 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 667 00:40:41,706 --> 00:40:46,443 ♪ everything in my life would be all right, all right ♪ 668 00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:50,880 ♪ oh, oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ 669 00:40:52,716 --> 00:40:55,985 [ Screaming ] 670 00:40:58,222 --> 00:41:00,857 - This must be a misprint. - [ Laughing ] 671 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,660 - Yea ! - Wait ! 672 00:41:06,864 --> 00:41:09,599 Does anyone else think it's a little strange that all this happened in a week ? 673 00:41:11,635 --> 00:41:13,203 [ Dialing ] 674 00:41:16,974 --> 00:41:18,875 No ! [ Screaming ] 675 00:41:18,877 --> 00:41:21,644 [ screaming continue] 676 00:41:24,648 --> 00:41:26,516 [ Screaming ] 677 00:41:28,252 --> 00:41:30,220 - [ Screaming ] - [ screaming ] 678 00:41:32,756 --> 00:41:34,891 - Who are you ? - [ Screaming ] 679 00:41:36,227 --> 00:41:38,862 - We know them ! - [ Panting ] 680 00:41:38,864 --> 00:41:39,863 eww ! We do ! 681 00:41:41,499 --> 00:41:43,967 Oh, my god ! We love you. We're like your biggest fans ! 682 00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:47,537 [ screaming continue] 683 00:41:47,539 --> 00:41:49,772 - No, you're not. You hate us. - Are you crazy ? 684 00:41:49,774 --> 00:41:53,276 Josie and the pussycats are our new favorite band of all time ! 685 00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:56,946 - [ screaming ] - josie and the pussycats are the new dujour ! 686 00:41:56,948 --> 00:41:59,749 Wanna see our pussycat tattoo ? Look it ! 687 00:42:03,020 --> 00:42:07,557 [ Gasping ] that was way too weird. 688 00:42:07,559 --> 00:42:10,260 Weird ? What's the point of being famous... 689 00:42:10,262 --> 00:42:13,696 If the people you hated in high school don't want to kiss your ass ? 690 00:42:13,698 --> 00:42:18,535 Most people have to wait till their ten-year reunion for that sort of revenge. 691 00:42:22,039 --> 00:42:24,541 You're just going to have to get used to people throwing themselves at you. 692 00:42:24,543 --> 00:42:27,043 And, talking of throwing, 693 00:42:27,045 --> 00:42:29,546 Fiona, the head of megarecords, 694 00:42:29,548 --> 00:42:32,582 Is throwing a huge party tonight in your honor, 695 00:42:32,584 --> 00:42:35,018 A celebration of all things josie. 696 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:40,723 - Um, wyatt ? - Hmm ? 697 00:42:40,725 --> 00:42:45,862 - Don't I get one ? - Oh, that is strange. 698 00:42:45,864 --> 00:42:48,298 Why don't you come along too ? There's always room for one more. 699 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:49,632 How about us ? No. 700 00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:55,305 wow. A party. that's, um-- 701 00:42:56,807 --> 00:43:00,977 that's, uh-- that's kind of coo. 702 00:43:00,979 --> 00:43:04,047 But is it as "kind of cool" as playing your own stadium concert ? 703 00:43:05,849 --> 00:43:09,619 Oops ! I promised fiona she could tell you. Damn. 704 00:43:09,621 --> 00:43:12,855 We're playing a stadium concert ? This weekend. 705 00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:16,326 shouldn't we maybe play some small clubs first? 706 00:43:16,328 --> 00:43:19,329 Maybe do a few gigs in europe. Build a following. 707 00:43:19,331 --> 00:43:22,599 You have a following. Honestly, "j." 708 00:43:22,601 --> 00:43:24,734 I wouldn't send you out there if I didn't think you could deliver. 709 00:43:24,736 --> 00:43:27,704 It would only make me look bad. But this is the whole deal: 710 00:43:27,706 --> 00:43:30,673 Simultaneous pay-per-view web cast, live streaming video, 711 00:43:30,675 --> 00:43:34,077 Millions of little people paying good money just to watch you. 712 00:43:36,046 --> 00:43:38,815 Well, I'm sure your band mates are tres excited. 713 00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,017 Right, melly-mel ? Our first concert ever. Thanks, wyatt. 714 00:43:41,019 --> 00:43:43,820 Don't thank me. Thank fiona. 715 00:43:43,822 --> 00:43:46,656 it was her idea. it's been part of her plan for you from the start. 716 00:43:48,325 --> 00:43:52,629 Operation big concert, 717 00:43:52,631 --> 00:43:55,698 Where we finally take things to the next level. 718 00:43:55,700 --> 00:44:00,103 when josie and the pussycats play their stadium concert, all the kids in the audience, 719 00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:03,406 As well as the ones watching at home, will have to purchase these. 720 00:44:03,408 --> 00:44:06,409 it's the debut of 3-d-x surround soun, 721 00:44:06,411 --> 00:44:10,113 a new technology that makes the music feel like it's happening all around you, 722 00:44:10,881 --> 00:44:12,048 Like 3-d. 723 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:15,752 gentlemen, a demonstrati. 724 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:21,190 This is what those kids think they're hearing on those headsets. 725 00:44:21,192 --> 00:44:25,728 ♪ oooh, wee, oooh, wee, ooh and this is what they're really hearing. 726 00:44:25,730 --> 00:44:30,667 [ man ] conform. free will is overrat. jump on the bandwago. 727 00:44:30,669 --> 00:44:32,669 That voice. I know that voice. It's, um-- 728 00:44:32,671 --> 00:44:34,937 - It's mr. Moviefone. - Yes ! 729 00:44:34,939 --> 00:44:37,073 He does all our subliminal tracks. 730 00:44:37,075 --> 00:44:39,942 [ mr. Moviefone ] there is no such place as area 51. 731 00:44:39,944 --> 00:44:43,146 excellent work, fiona. these kids will never know what hit 'em. 732 00:44:44,815 --> 00:44:46,849 - And neither will you. - I'm sorry. What was that ? 733 00:44:49,787 --> 00:44:53,122 - Huh ? What ? - You just said something. 734 00:44:53,124 --> 00:44:54,891 No, I didn't. Yes, you did. 735 00:44:54,893 --> 00:44:57,427 No, I didn't. Yes, you did. 736 00:44:57,429 --> 00:44:59,395 I said, "these kids will never know what hit 'em," 737 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:00,897 And then you said, "and neither will you." 738 00:45:02,433 --> 00:45:03,733 - I did ? - We all heard you. 739 00:45:05,769 --> 00:45:07,804 Oh-- well-- 740 00:45:08,706 --> 00:45:13,443 What I meant to say was, 741 00:45:13,445 --> 00:45:16,713 "And neither will you guys." 742 00:45:18,182 --> 00:45:20,483 meaning the teenagers. 743 00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:23,119 I was just emphasizing my point. 744 00:45:23,121 --> 00:45:25,988 Oh. Oh, okay. Great. Thanks. 745 00:45:25,990 --> 00:45:28,224 That was close. Excuse me ? 746 00:45:31,862 --> 00:45:36,733 I was going to say, "that was... Close... 747 00:45:36,735 --> 00:45:41,070 "To being a... Really nice moment... 748 00:45:41,072 --> 00:45:44,006 Between the two of us." 749 00:45:44,008 --> 00:45:47,877 Don't you think ? Yeah, well, I guess. 750 00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:54,817 I have to be getting back to the pentagon, so-- 751 00:46:04,763 --> 00:46:10,199 ♪ love, love will keep us together ♪ captain just played the piano. 752 00:46:12,936 --> 00:46:15,938 It was my idea to have him wear that hat. 753 00:46:17,941 --> 00:46:20,276 I said, "how you gonna be a captain if you don't wear a hat ?" 754 00:46:20,278 --> 00:46:22,311 [ Chuckles ] 755 00:46:22,313 --> 00:46:25,915 We did make some beautiful music together though. 756 00:46:25,917 --> 00:46:29,552 A big song-- the one I was mostly responsible for was... 757 00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,555 "Love will keep us together." 758 00:46:32,557 --> 00:46:36,058 Well, guess what. It didn't. 759 00:46:36,060 --> 00:46:39,562 guess after a while, you know, they didn't want to share the spotlight no more. 760 00:46:39,564 --> 00:46:42,799 Sometimes that stuff happens. 761 00:46:42,801 --> 00:46:44,534 I can still remember, though, captain always said, 762 00:46:45,969 --> 00:46:49,272 "Friends first. The band second." 763 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,342 I wish I'd have got that in writin'. 764 00:46:56,513 --> 00:47:00,550 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 765 00:47:03,821 --> 00:47:07,190 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 766 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:11,160 [ Laughs ] 767 00:47:11,162 --> 00:47:15,131 ♪ If you're happy and you know it and you really wanna show it ♪ 768 00:47:15,133 --> 00:47:18,835 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 769 00:47:23,173 --> 00:47:25,074 [ Screaming ] 770 00:47:31,348 --> 00:47:32,982 Oh, no. 771 00:47:42,993 --> 00:47:45,328 That's better. [ Giggles ] 772 00:47:48,165 --> 00:47:49,932 [ knocking ] 773 00:47:49,934 --> 00:47:53,102 [ alan m ] ♪ it's the guy with the pizza ♪ 774 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:57,173 ♪ the kind that's good to eats-a if you open the door ♪ 775 00:47:57,175 --> 00:48:01,377 Oh, my god. I am so sorry. 776 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:05,314 I totally, totally forgot. 777 00:48:05,316 --> 00:48:10,086 We have to go to this record party thing with the head of the label. 778 00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:15,091 - What's the matter ? - Nothing. It just, uh-- 779 00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:21,264 You cannot make fun of me. They sent this dress over. I did not pick it out. 780 00:48:21,266 --> 00:48:24,634 but I cut up the fro, and I made wristband. 781 00:48:26,303 --> 00:48:27,303 It looks stupid, doesn't it ? 782 00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,272 No, no, no. No. I-- 783 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,976 I've just-- I've never seen you-- wow ! 784 00:48:36,046 --> 00:48:37,680 Finish your sentences. 785 00:48:37,682 --> 00:48:39,949 Is that a good wow or a bad wow ? 786 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:43,686 Oh, no, no. It's, uh-- it's a good wow. 787 00:48:45,989 --> 00:48:48,991 It's a-- it's a-- it's a very good wow. 788 00:48:50,193 --> 00:48:51,460 Thanks. 789 00:48:53,330 --> 00:48:57,033 Actually, would you mind ? There's a-- mind what ? 790 00:48:57,035 --> 00:48:59,936 There's a chain thing that I can't figure out really. 791 00:48:59,938 --> 00:49:03,973 Oh, right. Right, um-- okay. 792 00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:06,075 Um-- 793 00:49:10,681 --> 00:49:13,683 That's, um-- that's down here. 794 00:49:16,720 --> 00:49:18,988 A little complicated. [ Clears throat ] 795 00:49:33,303 --> 00:49:36,706 josie, are you ready ? the door was open. I hope i'm not interrupting anything. 796 00:49:39,376 --> 00:49:42,979 - Hey, alec n, how's it hanging ? - Actually, it's alan m. 797 00:49:42,981 --> 00:49:47,049 Yes, what's with the initial ? It didn't work for sheila e., And it doesn't work for you. 798 00:49:47,051 --> 00:49:50,453 josie, we don't want to be late for the hottest and most exclusive party of the year. 799 00:49:52,155 --> 00:49:53,689 there's free cab. 800 00:49:53,691 --> 00:49:54,991 Uh, josie ? 801 00:49:57,361 --> 00:50:00,997 Um, I was wondering, d-d-did you want to do something tomorrow ? 802 00:50:00,999 --> 00:50:03,165 Yeah. When ? 803 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:06,002 2:00 ? No can do. Taping e. 804 00:50:06,004 --> 00:50:09,305 - Oh. 1:30. 3:00. - Mtv. Msnbc. 805 00:50:09,307 --> 00:50:10,740 - 4:00. - 4:15. 806 00:50:13,176 --> 00:50:16,712 - 4:15. - Sold to the young man with no future. 807 00:50:16,714 --> 00:50:19,548 come on, josie. there's a limo waiti. good night, adam 12. 808 00:50:19,550 --> 00:50:22,218 - Trot on. - Actually, it's alan m. 809 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:29,759 [ Chattering ] 810 00:50:32,295 --> 00:50:35,731 ♪ oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 811 00:50:35,733 --> 00:50:38,501 ♪ oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 812 00:50:38,503 --> 00:50:40,536 ♪ ooh 813 00:50:42,305 --> 00:50:45,541 ♪ well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes ♪ 814 00:50:45,543 --> 00:50:48,210 ♪ and says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguis♪ 815 00:50:48,212 --> 00:50:50,212 ♪ because your hair sticks out-- ♪ 816 00:50:50,214 --> 00:50:51,547 [ Josie thinking ] look at them staring at us. 817 00:50:51,549 --> 00:50:53,249 No one thinks I should be here. 818 00:50:53,251 --> 00:50:56,118 That's totally what they're thinking. 819 00:50:56,120 --> 00:50:59,288 Look at them staring at josie. 820 00:50:59,290 --> 00:51:03,225 No one thinks I should be here. That's totally what they're thinking. 821 00:51:03,227 --> 00:51:06,062 ♪ If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it ♪ 822 00:51:06,064 --> 00:51:10,199 ♪ If you're happy and you know it clap your hands ♪ 823 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:13,069 [ man over p.a. ] ladies and gentlemen, the head of megarecords... 824 00:51:13,071 --> 00:51:15,171 and the host of your par, fiona. 825 00:51:21,078 --> 00:51:25,347 [ woman ] ♪ why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 826 00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:28,851 - ♪ shakin' my confidence - isn't she fabulous ? 827 00:51:28,853 --> 00:51:31,387 ♪ drivin' me crazy you know if I could ♪ 828 00:51:31,389 --> 00:51:34,623 ♪ I'd do anything for yo 829 00:51:34,625 --> 00:51:40,162 ♪ please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 830 00:51:40,164 --> 00:51:43,599 ♪ [ ends ] i'm fiona. welcome to your party ! 831 00:51:46,169 --> 00:51:48,270 Enough spectacle. Let's go be girls ! 832 00:51:49,539 --> 00:51:53,242 This is my girly room. No boys allowed. 833 00:51:53,244 --> 00:51:54,844 Come on, girls. Sit down. We'll gossip. 834 00:52:00,617 --> 00:52:03,619 ♪ [ woman singing in french ] 835 00:52:08,658 --> 00:52:10,559 isn't he just the cutest ? 836 00:52:11,895 --> 00:52:13,329 He's pretty cute. 837 00:52:14,831 --> 00:52:17,433 [ door close] pringles ! 838 00:52:17,435 --> 00:52:20,503 Pringles ! Josie ! 839 00:52:23,340 --> 00:52:24,273 Come on ! 840 00:52:28,645 --> 00:52:30,613 Oh, I am starved ! 841 00:52:37,554 --> 00:52:39,221 I'm such a pig. 842 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,258 N-no. No, you're not. 843 00:52:42,260 --> 00:52:43,392 [ Sighs ] 844 00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:48,264 [ Crying ] 845 00:52:48,266 --> 00:52:51,500 So, josie, how much do you weigh ? Excuse me ? 846 00:52:51,502 --> 00:52:55,171 Your weight ! 118. 847 00:52:55,173 --> 00:52:57,540 Ha ! 115. I'm three pounds lighter than you. 848 00:52:59,409 --> 00:53:02,244 But don't worry about it. I think you look great. 849 00:53:02,246 --> 00:53:03,312 [ Lisping ] tho pretty and popular. 850 00:53:04,714 --> 00:53:06,248 What did you just say ? 851 00:53:08,185 --> 00:53:09,885 Nothing. I thaid the new thong's pretty popular. 852 00:53:09,887 --> 00:53:11,887 What "thong" ? 853 00:53:11,889 --> 00:53:13,222 The new thong. The new thingle. 854 00:53:15,192 --> 00:53:16,959 I'm thorry. I have thomething caught in my teeth. 855 00:53:21,598 --> 00:53:22,665 [ clears throat ] 856 00:53:24,467 --> 00:53:26,268 Got it. 857 00:53:28,271 --> 00:53:29,405 So, who wants to french braid ? 858 00:53:32,475 --> 00:53:35,978 Okay, so who else thinks that fiona's a freak ? 859 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:39,448 Oh, my god. I'm so glad you said something, because as soon as you said her name, 860 00:53:39,450 --> 00:53:41,617 I got the most awful sensation, 861 00:53:41,619 --> 00:53:46,388 Like this ice-cold chill creeping up my spine. 862 00:53:46,390 --> 00:53:47,756 Oh, sweetie, that's 'cause you're sitting on the o. 863 00:53:50,627 --> 00:53:52,261 Oh. [ Giggles ] 864 00:53:55,532 --> 00:53:58,968 No. I still got the shivers, you guys. 865 00:54:00,303 --> 00:54:02,438 It's not the o. It's her. 866 00:54:04,507 --> 00:54:07,643 I don't know. What do you think, val ? 867 00:54:07,645 --> 00:54:11,714 Stuff's definitely been... Different since we left riverdale. 868 00:54:17,687 --> 00:54:20,656 And, if you ask me, some things feel like they've changed completely. 869 00:54:25,395 --> 00:54:26,762 - wyatt. - hmm ? 870 00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:28,764 I don't like those two pussycats. 871 00:54:28,766 --> 00:54:31,400 they're asking questions, and that's dangerous. 872 00:54:31,402 --> 00:54:33,669 We can't afford to take any more risks. 873 00:54:33,671 --> 00:54:36,338 I'll get rid of them, have a new band by the morning. 874 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:40,309 Ooh ! Think, wyatt. 875 00:54:40,311 --> 00:54:43,746 we've already sold half a million of the josie ears for a big concert. 876 00:54:45,482 --> 00:54:50,619 Right. Yes. So we have. So what are you suggesting ? 877 00:54:50,621 --> 00:54:54,290 Keep josie, and put those two nosy little pussycats to sleep. 878 00:54:54,557 --> 00:54:55,824 Mmmm. 879 00:55:00,063 --> 00:55:03,565 I don't think josie will play without her friends. 880 00:55:03,567 --> 00:55:07,403 Oh ? I think we might persuade her. Mmm ? 881 00:55:07,405 --> 00:55:10,539 [ fiona ] next, on behind the music, 882 00:55:10,541 --> 00:55:12,441 josie suffers a tragic los. 883 00:55:13,576 --> 00:55:15,377 [ Laughs sinisterly ] 884 00:55:17,013 --> 00:55:19,048 [ Cackles ] 885 00:55:20,717 --> 00:55:22,718 [ Chuckles evilly ] 886 00:55:24,587 --> 00:55:27,056 Ha-ha, hee-hee, hew, ho-ho, hoo. 887 00:55:28,091 --> 00:55:30,859 [ Laughs dramatically ] 888 00:55:30,861 --> 00:55:34,797 [ Laughs loudly ] 889 00:55:35,699 --> 00:55:37,700 [ Chokes, coughs ] 890 00:55:40,871 --> 00:55:44,707 more than 244 varieties of sea life. 891 00:55:44,709 --> 00:55:48,477 Josie, did I tell you I got a gig tonight ? 892 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,746 You did ? That's great ! Yeah, well, 893 00:55:50,748 --> 00:55:54,750 It's just this bar, but the manager-- I played him my demo, 894 00:55:54,752 --> 00:55:57,086 And he said I could have, like, almost a full half-hour tonight. 895 00:55:58,488 --> 00:56:00,622 Do you think maybe you want to come, or-- 896 00:56:00,624 --> 00:56:03,125 Yeah. 'Cause I know you're busy and everything. 897 00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,627 Oh, my god. Is that josie ? Where ? Josie ! 898 00:56:05,629 --> 00:56:08,630 [ Screaming ] ♪ shape shifter, guest lister ♪ 899 00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:11,600 ♪ big faker she'll turn around you'll diss her ♪ 900 00:56:11,602 --> 00:56:14,703 ♪ gate-crasher, rehasher 901 00:56:14,705 --> 00:56:17,573 ♪ if you think that's co, whatever dude ♪ 902 00:56:21,444 --> 00:56:23,812 [ Panting ] 903 00:56:23,814 --> 00:56:25,381 Thanks. 904 00:56:25,815 --> 00:56:27,616 Yeah, no problem. 905 00:56:31,621 --> 00:56:33,389 How am I gonna pull this off ? 906 00:56:35,525 --> 00:56:36,425 Wh-what ? 907 00:56:38,561 --> 00:56:40,896 I'm a girl from riverdale, you know ? I'm-- 908 00:56:42,165 --> 00:56:44,666 I'm not a rock star. 909 00:56:44,668 --> 00:56:47,903 Jose, you've been dreaming about this your whole life. 910 00:56:47,905 --> 00:56:49,872 I know, it's just-- 911 00:56:51,808 --> 00:56:53,475 What ? 912 00:56:55,545 --> 00:56:56,478 I'm scared. 913 00:56:57,947 --> 00:57:01,150 Don't be. You gotta believe in yourself. 914 00:57:03,653 --> 00:57:04,853 What if I can't ? 915 00:57:06,689 --> 00:57:07,623 Then-- 916 00:57:10,527 --> 00:57:12,561 Then I guess I'll just have to believe in you for you. 917 00:57:24,707 --> 00:57:25,607 [ knocking ] 918 00:57:26,709 --> 00:57:28,477 Oh, wow. 919 00:57:29,512 --> 00:57:31,513 [ Laughing ] oh, wow ! 920 00:57:34,818 --> 00:57:37,453 So, what do you think we should open with for the concert-- 921 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,489 Spin around, or maybcome on ? 922 00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:42,925 Uh, I don't know. 923 00:57:44,227 --> 00:57:46,862 We could try roll on, rolly wheel, 924 00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:48,931 but, honestly, I think the lyrics still need wo. 925 00:57:49,899 --> 00:57:50,933 What do you think ? 926 00:57:52,769 --> 00:57:56,004 It's your call. I mean, you're the boss. 927 00:57:56,006 --> 00:57:58,841 No, I'm not. Val, what's with you ? 928 00:58:01,544 --> 00:58:04,847 hello, girls ! and how are the most beautiful and talented 929 00:58:04,849 --> 00:58:06,248 Women in rock-and-roll ? 930 00:58:06,250 --> 00:58:08,750 eh? don't you mean "woman" ? 931 00:58:08,752 --> 00:58:11,720 Valerie, my darling, you're going to have to learn to take a compliment. 932 00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:14,490 I mean, what are you going to do tonight when you go on trl... 933 00:58:14,492 --> 00:58:16,658 and carson daly tells you how much he loves your music ? 934 00:58:18,261 --> 00:58:20,662 Don't you mean, what's josie gonna do ? 935 00:58:20,664 --> 00:58:23,599 No, because she won't be there. We just booked you and melody. 936 00:58:23,601 --> 00:58:25,667 it's time for the world to get to know the other pussycats. 937 00:58:27,270 --> 00:58:29,037 We're gonna be on trl ? Mm-hmm. 938 00:58:29,039 --> 00:58:32,908 Do I get to touch carson ? [ Squeals ] anywhere you like. 939 00:58:32,910 --> 00:58:35,644 The taping's in two hours, unless, of course, you have a problem with this. 940 00:58:37,814 --> 00:58:38,680 Do you have a problem with this ? 941 00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:45,287 No ! I think you guys will have a great time. I love that show. 942 00:58:45,289 --> 00:58:48,657 And-- and you don't mind if mel and I go without you ? 943 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:49,992 Why ? I don't care about that stuff. 944 00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,294 [ Sighs ] jose-- 945 00:58:52,296 --> 00:58:54,296 Oh, I'm so sorry ! 946 00:58:55,932 --> 00:58:59,601 I don't know what I was thinking. Okay. 947 00:58:59,603 --> 00:59:03,906 Come on, girls. There are stylists and designers waiting in your room. 948 00:59:03,908 --> 00:59:08,010 andyou have homework tonight. This is the remix of your next single. 949 00:59:08,012 --> 00:59:09,545 I'd be very curious to hear your thoughts. 950 00:59:09,980 --> 00:59:15,817 it's just that alan m is playing his first gig tonight, and I wanna get there early. 951 00:59:15,819 --> 00:59:19,922 Oh. Oh, I'm so sorry, josie. I forgot to tell you. 952 00:59:19,924 --> 00:59:23,292 Alan m called my office earlier. They canceled his show. 953 00:59:23,294 --> 00:59:24,960 - They did ? - Yes. 954 00:59:26,062 --> 00:59:27,729 Why didn't he call me here ? 955 00:59:27,731 --> 00:59:30,866 Um, I'm sure he did. In fact, 956 00:59:30,868 --> 00:59:33,669 I'm sure if you go down to the front desk, there'll be a message waiting for you. 957 00:59:33,671 --> 00:59:34,570 Excuse me. 958 00:59:34,938 --> 00:59:37,306 [ Whispering ] 959 00:59:40,743 --> 00:59:43,111 Yes, there's a message waiting for you... Now. 960 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:47,115 I guess I should call him. 961 00:59:47,117 --> 00:59:50,652 Um, he also said to say that he won't be available for several hours, 962 00:59:50,654 --> 00:59:51,954 And he'll call you when he can. 963 00:59:55,959 --> 00:59:57,059 All that was on the message ? 964 00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,061 Uh, yes. Excuse me. 965 00:59:59,796 --> 01:00:02,064 [ Whispering ] 966 01:00:05,134 --> 01:00:07,669 Yes, that's all in the message. Anything else ? 967 01:00:07,671 --> 01:00:08,604 Who do you keep calling ? 968 01:00:11,874 --> 01:00:15,043 I'm running a label here, josephine. 969 01:00:15,045 --> 01:00:19,014 I have other artists who need me, other artists who need my time, 970 01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:22,684 Other artists who aren't so difficult about putting in a little bit of extra work. 971 01:00:24,787 --> 01:00:27,789 Your level of non-commitment is making me doubt your commitment commitment. 972 01:00:29,726 --> 01:00:32,394 So, you wanna be a rock superstar, eh-- 973 01:00:32,396 --> 01:00:33,996 Live large, big house, five cars ? 974 01:00:35,331 --> 01:00:37,833 Well, you have to do the time. 975 01:00:37,835 --> 01:00:42,170 Otherwise, [ chuckles ] somebody else will, 976 01:00:42,172 --> 01:00:46,074 and you'll be left to explain it all to mel and val. 977 01:00:47,143 --> 01:00:48,710 I am committed. 978 01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:52,280 I am. 979 01:00:54,050 --> 01:00:55,017 Yes, I hope so, my darling. 980 01:00:55,952 --> 01:00:57,119 I hope so. 981 01:00:58,955 --> 01:01:02,724 [ door opens, closes ] 982 01:01:05,862 --> 01:01:09,064 - Val, we're on trl ! - Hey, check out the view ! 983 01:01:12,101 --> 01:01:13,135 It's fake. 984 01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:21,143 Wow. This stuff looks so different on tv. 985 01:01:23,746 --> 01:01:27,783 All this stuff is fake. Where is everybody ? Where's carson ? 986 01:01:27,785 --> 01:01:31,420 yo, kitty cats ! how you ladies doin' ? i'm carson daly. Welcom. 987 01:01:33,090 --> 01:01:36,758 What are you talkin' about ? Of course I'm carson daly. Check the nails. 988 01:01:38,461 --> 01:01:40,696 You need to call me. I got plans. 989 01:01:42,098 --> 01:01:45,801 All right. Is everybody ready to start the show ? 990 01:01:45,803 --> 01:01:50,072 - Oh, my god, it's carson ! - Oh, my god, it's melody ! 991 01:01:50,074 --> 01:01:52,074 yo, man, you gotta stop tryin' to be me with the nails thing. 992 01:01:52,076 --> 01:01:53,442 What you sayin', man ? 993 01:01:53,444 --> 01:01:54,976 A brother can't be carson daly ? 994 01:01:54,978 --> 01:01:59,781 It's just that I actually am carson daly, so it doesn't work right now. 995 01:01:59,783 --> 01:02:02,084 Who's gonna break my "gazoons," man ? I'm carson daly. 996 01:02:02,086 --> 01:02:04,219 that's pretty good, man. who else do you do ? 997 01:02:04,221 --> 01:02:07,723 I do mike tyson. I would take a bite outta you. 998 01:02:07,725 --> 01:02:10,459 Okay, what is going on ? Are you-- is this trl or not ? 999 01:02:12,862 --> 01:02:15,263 This is not total request live. 1000 01:02:15,265 --> 01:02:17,199 It's more like total request dead. 1001 01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:24,206 Yeah, you see, ladies, we've only got one request today. And that's to kill you. 1002 01:02:24,208 --> 01:02:27,075 [ Laughing ] carson said he's gonna kill us. 1003 01:02:27,077 --> 01:02:29,745 Like that's a request. 1004 01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,147 - All right, man, I got the blond. - He's not kidding. 1005 01:02:32,149 --> 01:02:33,949 Go ! [ Screaming ] 1006 01:02:41,891 --> 01:02:43,825 ♪ [ Ballad ] 1007 01:02:45,828 --> 01:02:48,063 [ Sighs ] 1008 01:02:48,065 --> 01:02:51,533 [ phone ringing ] 1009 01:02:51,535 --> 01:02:55,804 - ♪ This is the place where I sit ♪ - [ ringing continues ] 1010 01:02:57,073 --> 01:03:01,543 ♪ This is the part where I love you too much ♪ 1011 01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:04,513 ♪ Is this as hard as it gets ♪ 1012 01:03:12,855 --> 01:03:16,958 Um, this, uh-- 1013 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:21,029 This next song is dedicated to, uh-- 1014 01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:23,932 A friend of mine. 1015 01:03:23,934 --> 01:03:26,868 I kinda wanted to wait till she showed up to play it, but I guess she-- 1016 01:03:27,069 --> 01:03:28,870 Whoo-hoo ! 1017 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:35,877 um, the name of this song is, uh,wish you felt the same. 1018 01:03:36,979 --> 01:03:39,314 - [ toilet flushing ] - hey ! 1019 01:03:39,316 --> 01:03:40,882 Shut up or hold it till you get home ! 1020 01:03:47,323 --> 01:03:49,958 Who do you want to kill you, huh ? Eddie murphy ? Eddie told me, 1021 01:03:49,960 --> 01:03:53,128 "I want them josie girls dead, all right ? You get them a nurse. I want them dead !" 1022 01:03:53,130 --> 01:03:56,231 [ Laughs like eddie murphy ] [ gasps ] 1023 01:03:56,233 --> 01:03:57,566 I can't believe you're a killer ! 1024 01:03:58,968 --> 01:04:02,904 - You seem so nice on tv ! - Really ? 1025 01:04:02,906 --> 01:04:05,006 you know, I always thought you were kinda hot. too bad ! 1026 01:04:08,344 --> 01:04:11,580 - i always thought you were kinda hot t. - you did ? 1027 01:04:11,582 --> 01:04:13,882 What's your sign ? Scorpio. 1028 01:04:13,884 --> 01:04:17,085 I'm a cancer. [ Shrieks ] 1029 01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:19,955 [ Laughing ] da pussycats. 1030 01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:22,390 Da pussycats. I gotta kill ya. Good lawd ! 1031 01:04:23,960 --> 01:04:27,195 - What was that ? - It was chris rock. 1032 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:29,931 That was a terriblchris rock. 1033 01:04:29,933 --> 01:04:32,067 why do you even bother doing impressions ? you're not funny. 1034 01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:38,073 You know who's funny ? Bill cosby. 1035 01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:41,142 And he's going to kill you... 1036 01:04:41,144 --> 01:04:43,345 After sticking a spoon in your pudding. 1037 01:04:44,046 --> 01:04:46,314 [ Yelling ] 1038 01:04:50,920 --> 01:04:54,222 No way ! Favorite movie is lady and the tramp. 1039 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:57,292 When the dogs are eating spaghetti and they share the same piece ? 1040 01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:59,928 [ Together ] and their noses touch ! [ Laughing ] 1041 01:05:01,130 --> 01:05:03,231 [ Laughs, sighs ] 1042 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:06,301 You know, if I wasn't a key player in this whole... 1043 01:05:06,303 --> 01:05:08,970 Conspiracy to brainwash the youth of america with pop music, 1044 01:05:10,907 --> 01:05:13,108 Like, we could totally date. 1045 01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:16,077 - You think ? - Oh, yeah. 1046 01:05:16,079 --> 01:05:20,248 You know, it would be so cool, like-- [ yelling ] 1047 01:05:20,250 --> 01:05:23,919 Yeah, right. Like I'd ever go out with a guy like you. 1048 01:05:23,921 --> 01:05:26,321 Now, you, on the other hand-- 1049 01:05:26,323 --> 01:05:28,456 Come on. Let's get outta here and find josie. 1050 01:05:29,191 --> 01:05:30,325 Bye. 1051 01:05:32,128 --> 01:05:35,931 ♪ [ Ballad over headphones ] [ knocking] 1052 01:05:35,933 --> 01:05:37,966 [ val ] josie ? Josie, quick, open the door ! 1053 01:05:39,035 --> 01:05:41,369 [ knocking continues ] josi? 1054 01:05:43,472 --> 01:05:45,707 Jo-- josie ? 1055 01:05:47,109 --> 01:05:48,410 Josie, we have to talk to you. 1056 01:05:48,412 --> 01:05:50,211 How did they let the two of you in here ? 1057 01:05:50,213 --> 01:05:52,981 I specifically told the front desk "no visitors." 1058 01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:59,020 - Are you okay ? - Of course I'm okay. Why wouldn't I be ? 1059 01:06:01,023 --> 01:06:03,091 I have the number-one single in the country. 1060 01:06:03,093 --> 01:06:05,493 you two, on the other hand- [ mutters ] 1061 01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:07,028 Should maybe be a little worried. 1062 01:06:08,030 --> 01:06:11,166 Josie, carson daly tried to kill us, 1063 01:06:11,168 --> 01:06:12,367 And I think it has something to do with our music. 1064 01:06:15,271 --> 01:06:20,041 Why do you call it... "Our" music ? 1065 01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:23,445 Becau-- are you even listening ? 1066 01:06:23,447 --> 01:06:27,515 I am listening very carefully, 1067 01:06:27,517 --> 01:06:30,118 and do you know what I'm hearing ? 1068 01:06:30,120 --> 01:06:34,723 I'm hearing someone glomming on to my talent... 1069 01:06:35,391 --> 01:06:37,392 and my credit. 1070 01:06:37,394 --> 01:06:41,396 "Our" music, mel ? I basically write all of it. 1071 01:06:41,398 --> 01:06:45,767 Josie, no, you don't. Write it together. 1072 01:06:45,769 --> 01:06:49,237 Oh, okay. So if we're all doing equal amounts of work, 1073 01:06:49,239 --> 01:06:51,773 Why isn't the band called valerie and the pussycats ? 1074 01:06:53,542 --> 01:06:57,212 I knew it. You've been thinking this the whole time. 1075 01:06:59,782 --> 01:07:03,418 I'm just-- I'm just backup to you, huh ? 1076 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:05,253 Oh, but you're a good, solid backup. 1077 01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:10,425 Oh, hey, val, who's a rock star ? 1078 01:07:12,361 --> 01:07:14,095 who's a rock sta? 1079 01:07:16,298 --> 01:07:18,033 I am ! 1080 01:07:20,736 --> 01:07:23,204 Josie, don't do this. 1081 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:24,806 We need to stick together now. 1082 01:07:25,508 --> 01:07:29,377 Oh, my god. Melody's gonna cry. 1083 01:07:29,379 --> 01:07:32,447 What's the matter, snuggle bunny-- 1084 01:07:32,449 --> 01:07:36,317 Finally realizing the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows ? 1085 01:07:36,319 --> 01:07:40,088 Stop it. Not everyone gets a happy ending, muffin. 1086 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,790 Stop it. And you wanna know what else ? 1087 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:47,262 Puppies turn into dogs... 1088 01:07:47,264 --> 01:07:49,831 Who get old and die. 1089 01:07:51,167 --> 01:07:54,469 [ Gasping ] someday you'll thank me. 1090 01:07:55,337 --> 01:07:56,271 [ Scoffs ] 1091 01:07:58,774 --> 01:08:02,110 Of course, by then I won't be taking your calls. 1092 01:08:02,112 --> 01:08:04,446 ♪ this is the place where I sit ♪ 1093 01:08:06,482 --> 01:08:11,853 ♪ this is the part where I love you too muc♪ 1094 01:08:11,855 --> 01:08:14,823 ♪ is this as hard as it gets ♪ 1095 01:08:16,826 --> 01:08:22,130 ♪ 'cause I'm getting tird of pretending I'm tough ♪ 1096 01:08:22,132 --> 01:08:27,469 ♪ I'm here if you want me i'm yours, you can hold me♪ 1097 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:31,840 ♪ I'm empty and achin' and tumblin' and breakin♪ 1098 01:08:31,842 --> 01:08:35,577 ♪ 'cause you don't see m 1099 01:08:36,612 --> 01:08:40,548 ♪ And you don't need me 1100 01:08:41,517 --> 01:08:45,286 ♪ And you don't love me 1101 01:08:46,889 --> 01:08:50,859 ♪ the way I wish you would 1102 01:08:51,594 --> 01:08:55,396 ♪ The way I love you 1103 01:08:55,398 --> 01:09:00,201 ♪ [ Continues with static, clicking ] 1104 01:09:00,203 --> 01:09:04,873 [ Mr. Moviefone's voice ] you are the star ! Val and melody are mean, evil girls ! 1105 01:09:04,875 --> 01:09:07,642 You should have a solo career ! 1106 01:09:07,644 --> 01:09:11,579 You have the number-one single in the country ! 1107 01:09:11,581 --> 01:09:16,317 They're trying to glom on to your talent and your credit ! 1108 01:09:16,319 --> 01:09:18,419 If they're doing equal amounts of work, 1109 01:09:18,421 --> 01:09:21,256 why isn't the band called valerie and the pussycat? 1110 01:09:21,258 --> 01:09:24,159 They're just deadweight, josie. 1111 01:09:25,694 --> 01:09:28,530 [ Overlapping ] you could be huge without them. You are the star. 1112 01:09:28,532 --> 01:09:31,432 Madonna huge. Val and melody are mean, evil girls. 1113 01:09:31,434 --> 01:09:36,271 melody thinks you can't sing. seriously. She told me. 1114 01:09:36,273 --> 01:09:40,942 Dump them. The are trying to destroy you, josie. 1115 01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:44,212 You'll be better off without them. 1116 01:09:44,214 --> 01:09:48,616 Who's a rock star ? You are ! A great big rock star ! 1117 01:09:49,919 --> 01:09:54,322 [ Continuing, indistinct ] go, josie, go ! Go ! 1118 01:09:56,559 --> 01:09:58,393 [ Player slows, stops ] 1119 01:10:35,364 --> 01:10:39,400 - Val ! - Oh, the return of the superstar ! 1120 01:10:39,402 --> 01:10:42,537 What's going on ? And where are mel and val ? 1121 01:10:42,539 --> 01:10:46,975 Since when you do you care ? Oh, and we heard what you said, bitchy mcbitch. 1122 01:10:46,977 --> 01:10:49,677 - Wish I'd said it. - They're gone, josie. 1123 01:10:49,679 --> 01:10:53,648 they're gone, and I hope you're happ. no more band. 1124 01:10:53,650 --> 01:10:57,418 Just like the beatles. Just like the jackson five. Just like a flock of seagulls. 1125 01:10:58,354 --> 01:11:01,356 [ Caws ] 1126 01:11:01,358 --> 01:11:04,025 - These are so good. You want one of these ? - Okay, look, 1127 01:11:04,027 --> 01:11:06,361 i never thought i would say this to yo, 1128 01:11:06,363 --> 01:11:10,265 Ever, but, please, would you help ? 1129 01:11:12,401 --> 01:11:13,301 Now ? 1130 01:11:15,671 --> 01:11:18,039 Wyatt gave me this cd of our song, 1131 01:11:18,041 --> 01:11:20,775 And it was like as soon as I heard it-- I don't know. 1132 01:11:20,777 --> 01:11:21,643 What-- it stunk ? 1133 01:11:23,646 --> 01:11:26,481 There's something on here, I swear. 1134 01:11:26,483 --> 01:11:28,816 ♪ [ continues ] okay, okay, okay. 1135 01:11:30,352 --> 01:11:31,719 ♪ [ Vocal dropping out ] 1136 01:11:34,556 --> 01:11:37,058 [ Faint murmuring ] 1137 01:11:42,665 --> 01:11:45,400 [ Mr. Moviefone's voice ] you should have a solo career ! 1138 01:11:45,402 --> 01:11:47,702 you could have your own prime-time tv series ! 1139 01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:51,706 we could call josie, and run it right after will and grace ! 1140 01:11:51,708 --> 01:11:56,311 oh, my god ! That's mr. Moviefone ! How did you get him to put that on there ? 1141 01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:59,414 [ Gasps ] you slept with him ! 1142 01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:02,784 What are you talking about ? This is on our cd. It's underneath the music. 1143 01:12:04,620 --> 01:12:09,390 Wyatt put them on there... To brainwash me. 1144 01:12:09,392 --> 01:12:12,860 [ Gasps melodramatically ] ♪ dum-dum-dum ooh, brainwashing ! 1145 01:12:12,862 --> 01:12:14,529 ooh, help ! we're being brainwashed ! 1146 01:12:15,831 --> 01:12:17,699 Diet coke's the new pepsi one. 1147 01:12:22,705 --> 01:12:26,574 "ms." Main-- main system. 1148 01:12:27,609 --> 01:12:29,610 music sequence? 1149 01:12:29,612 --> 01:12:31,446 Oh, god. 1150 01:12:48,497 --> 01:12:50,431 Maybe you broke it. Whoa, I didn't touch it. 1151 01:12:53,469 --> 01:12:56,637 [ Mr. Moviefone's voice ] josie and the pussycats are the best band ever ! 1152 01:12:56,639 --> 01:12:59,874 they are totally jerkin' ! you must buy their cd. 1153 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,477 you have to see them in concert. 1154 01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:06,481 You also have to buy steve madden shoes. 1155 01:13:06,483 --> 01:13:09,450 heath ledger is the new matt damon. 1156 01:13:09,452 --> 01:13:12,687 you're nobody without an abercrombie & fith vintage tee. 1157 01:13:12,689 --> 01:13:15,790 They're selling stuff through our music. 1158 01:13:15,792 --> 01:13:19,694 josie and the pussycats are the best band ever! 1159 01:13:19,696 --> 01:13:21,829 They're selling us through our music ! 1160 01:13:21,831 --> 01:13:23,898 I knew there was a reason you were so popular. 1161 01:13:23,900 --> 01:13:26,868 I want a vintage tee... And heath ledger. 1162 01:13:27,669 --> 01:13:28,870 Oh, my god. 1163 01:13:30,472 --> 01:13:33,808 It's all my fault, everything-- 1164 01:13:33,810 --> 01:13:36,644 People dressing alike, buying the same stuff. 1165 01:13:36,646 --> 01:13:38,146 I sold it to them. 1166 01:13:40,649 --> 01:13:42,950 I'm a trend pimp. 1167 01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:46,421 Well, it stops here ! I'm nobody's pimp, 1168 01:13:46,423 --> 01:13:48,589 And I'm not going to let wyatt and fiona get away with this. 1169 01:13:48,591 --> 01:13:50,625 We're going to the police, and we're taking this with us. 1170 01:13:51,827 --> 01:13:52,894 [ Grunts ] 1171 01:13:55,631 --> 01:13:57,598 Are you guys gonna help me or what ? 1172 01:13:57,600 --> 01:14:02,770 oh, I'll hel. yeah, right. 1173 01:14:02,772 --> 01:14:05,907 'Cause you know I'm just gonna let you walk right outta here and spoil everything. 1174 01:14:09,678 --> 01:14:12,447 All right, now the event I know everybody's been waiting for is finally here. 1175 01:14:12,449 --> 01:14:16,684 One night only, the worldwide live debut concert of josie and the pussycats. 1176 01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:19,153 [ Screaming, cheering ] 1177 01:14:19,155 --> 01:14:21,222 And, oh, very cool, it's gonna be live at the "megarena"... 1178 01:14:21,224 --> 01:14:23,458 With a simultaneous global web cast. 1179 01:14:23,460 --> 01:14:26,494 You can log on to mtv.com for more details. And remember: 1180 01:14:26,496 --> 01:14:30,531 You will not hear a thing without your josie 3-d-x headphones, 1181 01:14:30,533 --> 01:14:32,867 So I urge you all to pick some up-- I know I bought two. 1182 01:14:32,869 --> 01:14:34,969 [ Screaming, cheering ] 1183 01:14:54,890 --> 01:14:57,558 - Hi ! - [ Chattering ] 1184 01:15:02,831 --> 01:15:06,901 Oh, look at the pouty girl. Boo-hoo ! 1185 01:15:06,903 --> 01:15:10,605 Well, you better snap out of it, red, 'cause you've got a show to put on ! 1186 01:15:10,607 --> 01:15:14,275 Are you kidding ? I'm not gonna play, help you send messages to those kids. 1187 01:15:14,277 --> 01:15:17,778 - Forget it. I'm done. - Oh, look who's got all principled all of a sudden. 1188 01:15:17,780 --> 01:15:20,781 You didn't seem to mind when your song went to number one ! 1189 01:15:20,783 --> 01:15:24,685 You should kiss my cellulite-free ass for all I've done for you. 1190 01:15:24,687 --> 01:15:26,921 I made you a rock star. 1191 01:15:28,290 --> 01:15:30,725 [ Cheering, chanting ] tell me you don't love tha. 1192 01:15:30,727 --> 01:15:33,828 I said forget it, all right ? Now, find yourself another girl. 1193 01:15:33,830 --> 01:15:35,997 [ Groans ] yeah, see, I would, 1194 01:15:36,932 --> 01:15:39,767 But everybody's already here ! 1195 01:15:39,769 --> 01:15:41,936 - [ Chanting ] josie ! Josie ! - Too bad. 1196 01:15:41,938 --> 01:15:45,773 - Wyatt. - Josie ! 1197 01:15:45,775 --> 01:15:49,710 - Val, mel ! - Don't talk to her. You're wasting your time. 1198 01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:52,813 Miss diva over here doesn't care if you do something to us. 1199 01:15:52,815 --> 01:15:55,750 No, that's not true. You guys, just listen to me. 1200 01:15:55,752 --> 01:15:58,286 I didn't mean any of that stuff that I said before. 1201 01:15:58,288 --> 01:16:01,656 Fiona and wyatt have put subliminal message tracks underneath our music-- 1202 01:16:01,658 --> 01:16:04,325 Can it, rusty. Your story's boring. 1203 01:16:04,327 --> 01:16:07,695 wyatt, why don't you show these two lovely ladies 1204 01:16:07,697 --> 01:16:09,330 what we have for them this evening ? 1205 01:16:09,332 --> 01:16:10,665 Gladly, my darling. 1206 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:21,742 - A car ! Val, I won a car ! - No, you didn't win a car. 1207 01:16:21,744 --> 01:16:24,946 - Oh, my god, you won a car ! - No one won a car ! 1208 01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:31,085 The car... Is about to be a part of history... 1209 01:16:31,087 --> 01:16:33,654 if you decide not to play tonigh. 1210 01:16:36,858 --> 01:16:39,660 Hi, I'm serena altschul with mtv breaking news. 1211 01:16:39,662 --> 01:16:43,130 Josie and the pussycats' debut concert was unexpectedly canceled... 1212 01:16:43,132 --> 01:16:46,000 When an automobile exploded in the stadium parking lot. 1213 01:16:46,002 --> 01:16:50,004 The passengers were identified as valerie brown and melody valentine, 1214 01:16:50,006 --> 01:16:53,007 Two of the founding members of the popular rock band. 1215 01:16:53,009 --> 01:16:56,644 investigators on the scene were quoted as saying the two died a slow, fiery death... 1216 01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,646 Inside the four-wheeled hell pit. 1217 01:17:00,882 --> 01:17:03,818 we're told that josie wil be releasing a statement. 1218 01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,721 to the press within the hor to comment on this tragedy. 1219 01:17:06,723 --> 01:17:09,890 yes, josie, what are your comments ? we're all gagging to know. 1220 01:17:09,892 --> 01:17:12,393 Roast your friends, or play the show ? 1221 01:17:12,395 --> 01:17:14,028 play your show ? roast the friends ? what's it to be ? 1222 01:17:14,030 --> 01:17:15,096 All right ! 1223 01:17:16,798 --> 01:17:17,865 I'll play. 1224 01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:20,801 See, val ? She still likes us ! 1225 01:17:24,139 --> 01:17:27,008 Mel, of course I do. You guys are my best friends on the planet. 1226 01:17:29,778 --> 01:17:33,914 Look, I know that friends don't treat each other the way I treated you guys. 1227 01:17:33,916 --> 01:17:36,150 but you've got to believe me. if I could just go back in time, 1228 01:17:36,152 --> 01:17:43,658 That would be cool. If i could go back in time, I'd wanna meet snoopy. 1229 01:17:43,660 --> 01:17:46,160 Mel, I love that about you ! 1230 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:49,063 I love that you think that everything is possible... 1231 01:17:49,065 --> 01:17:51,832 and that this world is such a great place, because you know what ? 1232 01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:54,035 It is. 1233 01:17:54,037 --> 01:17:56,404 And I'm so sorry if, for one second, I made you think that it wasn't. 1234 01:17:58,106 --> 01:18:01,942 And val-- val, 1235 01:18:01,944 --> 01:18:04,679 You bought me my first guitar. 1236 01:18:04,681 --> 01:18:08,049 And, you know, we may have started this band together, 1237 01:18:08,051 --> 01:18:12,386 But the only reason we've come this far is because of you. 1238 01:18:12,388 --> 01:18:15,022 now, look. i don't care if we're josie and the pussycats, 1239 01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:19,393 Or valerie and the pussycats or whoever and the pussycats. 1240 01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:21,896 It doesn't matter as long as we're together. 1241 01:18:23,031 --> 01:18:26,767 you're my sister, va. i love you. 1242 01:18:32,874 --> 01:18:36,477 - And I love you, val. - And I love you, mel. 1243 01:18:36,479 --> 01:18:38,813 And I love you, josie. 1244 01:18:38,815 --> 01:18:41,882 And i-- I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 1245 01:18:41,884 --> 01:18:44,185 everyone loves everyon. 1246 01:18:44,187 --> 01:18:47,121 Now, let's get this show started ! 1247 01:18:47,123 --> 01:18:52,126 [ Chanting ] we want the show ! We want the show ! 1248 01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:54,895 So, what is it this time, fiona-- 1249 01:18:54,897 --> 01:18:57,098 Cross-trainers, pizza bagels, lip gloss ? 1250 01:18:57,100 --> 01:18:59,200 Oh, it's bigger-- much, much bigger. 1251 01:19:01,136 --> 01:19:02,903 You're gonna have a pretty hard time 1252 01:19:02,905 --> 01:19:06,006 Selling secret messages once your secret's out. 1253 01:19:06,008 --> 01:19:09,076 Oh, and tell me, cookie-- who will believe you ? 1254 01:19:09,078 --> 01:19:12,279 who will get behind the ridiculous ramblings of one silly, powerless girl ? 1255 01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:16,150 We will. 1256 01:19:17,919 --> 01:19:18,753 Who the hell are you ? 1257 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:27,027 Someone you thought you'd gotten rid of. 1258 01:19:27,029 --> 01:19:30,765 - Oh, my god, it's les from dujour ! - Les ? 1259 01:19:30,767 --> 01:19:33,834 I tried to warn you-- the message on your mirror. 1260 01:19:33,836 --> 01:19:36,470 That was you ? Dujour was in my bathroom ! 1261 01:19:36,472 --> 01:19:40,174 But I thought you guys were killed in a plane crash. 1262 01:19:40,176 --> 01:19:42,777 That's what I thought. Wyatt ? 1263 01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:44,545 oh, well, we managed to land the plane just fin. 1264 01:19:46,515 --> 01:19:48,849 Unfortunately, it was in the parking lot of a metallica show. 1265 01:19:52,087 --> 01:19:53,320 Well, the fans beat the crap out of us. 1266 01:19:54,923 --> 01:19:57,558 Well, you don't look too bad. 1267 01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,261 And I thank god every day I knew the words to enter sandman. 1268 01:20:01,997 --> 01:20:04,932 [ muffled, indistinc] 1269 01:20:04,934 --> 01:20:09,970 Word, doc. She's not gonna get away with it-- not this time. 1270 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:13,808 Let's get 'em, boys, dujour-style ! [ Moaning ] 1271 01:20:13,810 --> 01:20:15,543 - [ Monkey screeching ] - [ crashing ] 1272 01:20:16,178 --> 01:20:17,545 Anyway-- 1273 01:20:20,816 --> 01:20:23,184 - Oh, now, come on ! - [ crowd chanting ] 1274 01:20:29,224 --> 01:20:30,057 Boy, you almost got me. 1275 01:20:31,993 --> 01:20:35,095 Honestly, girls all over the world would kill to be in your shoes, 1276 01:20:35,097 --> 01:20:36,564 and here you stand, running away from it. 1277 01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:42,603 So you could go crawling back to "shitdale" and spend the rest of your life... 1278 01:20:42,605 --> 01:20:45,973 Being washed up with your loser friends, dopey and mopey there ? 1279 01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:49,376 - [ Scoffs ] - that's it. 1280 01:20:50,979 --> 01:20:52,246 ♪ well I'm just outta school gotta dance like a fool ♪ 1281 01:20:52,248 --> 01:20:55,249 [ Screams ] 1282 01:20:55,251 --> 01:20:58,619 ♪ gotta be a wild on just stop right there, missy. 1283 01:20:58,621 --> 01:21:02,256 Wyatt, you messed with the wrong pussy. 1284 01:21:02,258 --> 01:21:07,261 - [ Grunting ] - ♪ but I keep swingin', by i'm a real wild child ♪ 1285 01:21:07,263 --> 01:21:10,598 [ Screaming ] you bitch ! 1286 01:21:13,969 --> 01:21:17,037 ♪ I'm a real wild one and I like wild fun ♪ 1287 01:21:17,039 --> 01:21:22,209 ♪ in a world gone crazy everything seems hazy, i'm a wild one ♪ 1288 01:21:22,211 --> 01:21:24,945 - You want some ? Come on. Bring it ! - No, no ! 1289 01:21:24,947 --> 01:21:27,114 ♪ we're gonna break it looe gotta keep it movin' wild ♪ 1290 01:21:27,116 --> 01:21:31,151 ♪ gotta keep on swinging, baby i'm a real wild child ♪ 1291 01:21:31,153 --> 01:21:32,620 [ Both squealing ] 1292 01:21:36,324 --> 01:21:40,961 [ Yelling ] 1293 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:43,631 No, baby, no ! Let go ! Let go ! Let go ! 1294 01:21:43,633 --> 01:21:46,901 [ Grunts, groans ] 1295 01:21:46,903 --> 01:21:47,668 Ooh ! 1296 01:21:52,607 --> 01:21:54,241 Ooh ! [ Chuckles ] 1297 01:21:54,243 --> 01:21:57,044 What are you gonna do-- kill me with the guitar ? 1298 01:21:57,046 --> 01:22:01,015 Who's gonna go up there and sing ? You need me, remember ? 1299 01:22:01,017 --> 01:22:04,184 Need you ? Doll, I created you, 1300 01:22:04,186 --> 01:22:06,153 And, believe me, I can destroy you. 1301 01:22:07,122 --> 01:22:08,055 [ Yelling ] 1302 01:22:10,392 --> 01:22:12,660 - [ Feedback screeching ] - [ screaming ] 1303 01:22:18,199 --> 01:22:22,937 - I'm sorry. Did you need that ? - Wyatt ! Fix it ! 1304 01:22:22,939 --> 01:22:25,940 You-- what's your job ? Fix this ! 1305 01:22:25,942 --> 01:22:29,310 oh, it's too late ! they're already taking of the ears ! 1306 01:22:31,680 --> 01:22:35,349 [ Mr. Moviefone's voice ] fiona is the most jerkin' girl in the world ! 1307 01:22:35,351 --> 01:22:40,955 Everybody loves fiona ! She's got the best hair and the most awesome clothes ! 1308 01:22:40,957 --> 01:22:45,426 And she's so thin ! I know I want to be just like fiona ! 1309 01:22:45,428 --> 01:22:50,698 That's the secret message that you wanted to send out-- that you're cool ? 1310 01:22:51,968 --> 01:22:57,071 - That's not me, I swear. - [ fiona's voice ] you're not doing it righ! 1311 01:22:57,073 --> 01:22:59,340 [ mr. Moviefone's voice ] hey, that's my job ! [ crashing, struggling ] 1312 01:22:59,342 --> 01:23:01,342 [ fiona's voice, lisping] if I wath a guy, i'd athk her out. 1313 01:23:01,344 --> 01:23:04,278 if I wath a girl, I'd want to be her betht friend forever. 1314 01:23:04,280 --> 01:23:09,383 we'd have thlumber parties and thtay up braiding each otherth hair and have tickle fights ! 1315 01:23:09,385 --> 01:23:12,052 - [ laughing ] - oh, thure. 1316 01:23:13,488 --> 01:23:16,523 Go ahead and laugh. 1317 01:23:16,525 --> 01:23:20,461 You don't know what it'th like to be teathed and ridiculed your whole life. 1318 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:28,202 The thells thilver thwans down by the theathore. Theven thilver-- 1319 01:23:28,536 --> 01:23:31,505 The thwims-- 1320 01:23:31,507 --> 01:23:34,041 I tried, didn't I ? [ Sighs ] 1321 01:23:36,077 --> 01:23:37,511 all I ever wanted wath to be popular. 1322 01:23:39,180 --> 01:23:41,749 - Tell me, ith that tho bad ? - Lisa ? 1323 01:23:45,286 --> 01:23:48,522 - What did you call me ? - Lisa snyder ? 1324 01:23:50,158 --> 01:23:51,025 "Lithping litha" ? 1325 01:23:52,427 --> 01:23:55,029 That-that-that wath my nickname in thchool. 1326 01:23:55,730 --> 01:23:57,231 Huntington high school. 1327 01:23:59,734 --> 01:24:04,138 Lisa, it's me-- wally. "White-ass wally." 1328 01:24:06,408 --> 01:24:10,310 White-ass wally ? The albino kid ? That'th impothible. 1329 01:24:10,312 --> 01:24:14,181 - Firtht of all, he wathn't britith. - I'm not. 1330 01:24:14,183 --> 01:24:16,817 [ American accent ] I just started talking like that because... 1331 01:24:16,819 --> 01:24:19,253 I thought it would make me more attractive. 1332 01:24:19,255 --> 01:24:23,824 - He wath tho pale. - [ Chuckles ] makeup. 1333 01:24:23,826 --> 01:24:27,194 I-i-i learned to thpeak without a lithp. 1334 01:24:27,196 --> 01:24:28,228 Look ! 1335 01:24:31,366 --> 01:24:33,500 Look ! 1336 01:24:37,806 --> 01:24:41,108 I can't believe it'th you. Ithn't it the thtrangetht cointhidenth ? 1337 01:24:46,147 --> 01:24:47,081 Wait. 1338 01:24:48,783 --> 01:24:51,085 [ Exhales ] 1339 01:24:51,087 --> 01:24:53,620 Oh, I've been holding that in for the past 15 years. 1340 01:24:54,489 --> 01:24:56,857 This is so romantic. 1341 01:24:56,859 --> 01:24:59,560 Yeah, in a... Creepy, ironic sort of way. 1342 01:25:02,430 --> 01:25:05,099 so, what's the moral of the story here-- 1343 01:25:05,101 --> 01:25:07,501 Freaks should date other freaks ? 1344 01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:11,371 No, I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. 1345 01:25:11,373 --> 01:25:15,375 This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. 1346 01:25:15,377 --> 01:25:18,512 Never made me happy. No ! Happ-- oh, my gosh. 1347 01:25:18,514 --> 01:25:22,349 Happiness is on the inside. I'm not this. I'm not what I wear. 1348 01:25:22,351 --> 01:25:23,584 [ Shouting ] I'm not what I wear ! 1349 01:25:25,253 --> 01:25:26,253 You should think about this. [ Chuckles ] 1350 01:25:28,590 --> 01:25:33,660 oh, please. unlike you bunch of wack jobs, i am perfect just as I am. 1351 01:25:33,662 --> 01:25:37,464 Holy smoke ! That girl's got a skunk on her head ! 1352 01:25:37,466 --> 01:25:42,436 oh, geez. that's just your hair. sorry, but that's messed u. 1353 01:25:42,438 --> 01:25:44,905 - Who are you ? - I'm agent kelly. I'm with the government. 1354 01:25:44,907 --> 01:25:47,407 Oh, thank god ! Did you know... 1355 01:25:47,409 --> 01:25:50,644 That fiona and wyatt are using that machine to send 1356 01:25:50,646 --> 01:25:53,247 Subliminal messages through our music ? 1357 01:25:53,249 --> 01:25:56,416 They're trying to create an army of mindless teenagers, 1358 01:25:56,418 --> 01:26:01,455 To make them buy things and even control their thoughts. They what ? 1359 01:26:01,457 --> 01:26:04,358 Oh, come on. You knew about thith from the very beginning. 1360 01:26:04,360 --> 01:26:07,427 - Gentlemen, arrest that woman and that man... - What ? 1361 01:26:07,429 --> 01:26:11,331 On charges of conspiracy against the youth of america. 1362 01:26:11,333 --> 01:26:15,335 - You can't be theriouth. - Oh, I'm serious, ma'am. 1363 01:26:15,337 --> 01:26:18,572 This is a very serious offense. 1364 01:26:18,574 --> 01:26:20,674 Sorry, but they're on to us. Somebody's got to take the fall. 1365 01:26:20,676 --> 01:26:23,577 You bastard ! 1366 01:26:23,579 --> 01:26:28,448 Besides, after the concert, we were gonna shut down your operation anyway. 1367 01:26:28,450 --> 01:26:31,919 We found that subliminal messages work much better in movies. 1368 01:26:31,921 --> 01:26:33,687 [ mr. Moviefone ] 1369 01:26:33,689 --> 01:26:34,788 All right, let's go. 1370 01:26:37,292 --> 01:26:39,326 Well, now that you girls are done saving the world, 1371 01:26:41,629 --> 01:26:44,198 I think you have a concert to play. [ audience cheering ] 1372 01:26:46,701 --> 01:26:51,271 [ man over p.a. ] give it up for josie and the pussycats ! 1373 01:26:52,340 --> 01:26:54,942 [ audience screaming ] 1374 01:26:54,944 --> 01:26:57,978 [ chanting ] josie ! Josie ! josie ! Josie ! 1375 01:27:01,916 --> 01:27:04,284 [ chanting, screaming continue] 1376 01:27:12,660 --> 01:27:15,963 [ Crowd quiets ] 1377 01:27:17,765 --> 01:27:20,968 [ feedback screeches ] whoa. 1378 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:29,243 I'm gonna take these off. 1379 01:27:39,520 --> 01:27:40,721 Stop ! 1380 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:50,631 I know you all came out here tonight because you heard something you liked on our cd. 1381 01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:52,499 [ scattered cheers ] 1382 01:27:55,036 --> 01:27:58,005 We're gonna play something different for you tonight-- something you haven't heard. 1383 01:28:00,642 --> 01:28:04,044 It's cool if you like it. It's all right if you don't. 1384 01:28:04,046 --> 01:28:07,047 Just... Decide for yourselves. 1385 01:28:09,651 --> 01:28:12,419 this is for someone who said he believed in . 1386 01:28:14,689 --> 01:28:16,490 Kinda wish he was here now. 1387 01:28:22,363 --> 01:28:26,333 ♪ Na, na, na na, na, na, na ♪ 1388 01:28:26,335 --> 01:28:31,038 ♪ na, na, na na, na, na, na♪ 1389 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:34,708 ♪ na, na, na na, na, na ♪ 1390 01:28:34,710 --> 01:28:37,811 ♪ Yeah 1391 01:28:40,815 --> 01:28:43,083 ♪ One, two one, two, three ♪ 1392 01:28:43,085 --> 01:28:47,020 ♪ Spin around, come back home you're running out on a line ♪ 1393 01:28:47,022 --> 01:28:49,723 ♪ Sometimes feel I'm goin' out of my mind ♪ 1394 01:28:49,725 --> 01:28:54,528 ♪ Stunned here waiting for anyone to take the time ♪ 1395 01:28:54,530 --> 01:28:58,432 ♪ spin around, we get further and further away♪ 1396 01:28:58,434 --> 01:29:01,335 ♪ smile and wave ain't got nothin' to say♪ 1397 01:29:01,337 --> 01:29:06,039 ♪ stunned here waiting for anyone to take the time ♪ 1398 01:29:06,041 --> 01:29:09,710 ♪ to change my md this time ♪ 1399 01:29:12,613 --> 01:29:17,084 ♪ well, I've been starin' at the sun some time ♪ 1400 01:29:18,886 --> 01:29:22,556 ♪ It gets dark inside but I don't mind ♪ 1401 01:29:24,859 --> 01:29:29,763 ♪ And if you're gone it's like I'm goin' blind ♪ 1402 01:29:29,765 --> 01:29:35,135 ♪ I can't get by this time 1403 01:29:35,137 --> 01:29:38,538 ♪ Spin around come down now 'cause it's all getting clear ♪ 1404 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:41,641 ♪ Everything you've ever wanted is here ♪ 1405 01:29:41,643 --> 01:29:46,079 ♪ We never needed anyone to change our minds ♪ 1406 01:29:46,081 --> 01:29:48,615 ♪ Don't waste our time 1407 01:29:48,617 --> 01:29:52,452 ♪ We're fine 1408 01:29:52,454 --> 01:29:57,124 ♪ Well, I've been starin' at the sun some time ♪ 1409 01:29:59,160 --> 01:30:04,664 ♪ It gets dark inside but I don't mind ♪ 1410 01:30:04,666 --> 01:30:08,935 ♪ And if you're gone it's like I'm goin' blind ♪ 1411 01:30:08,937 --> 01:30:13,907 ♪ I can't get by this time 1412 01:30:13,909 --> 01:30:18,178 josie ! Josie ! 1413 01:30:18,180 --> 01:30:20,514 - Alan m ! - Josie ! 1414 01:30:20,516 --> 01:30:24,418 - What are you doing here ? - I have to tell you that... 1415 01:30:24,420 --> 01:30:26,887 Even though you don't feel the same way about me... 1416 01:30:26,889 --> 01:30:30,424 as I do about you, and even though you didn't come to my gi- 1417 01:30:30,426 --> 01:30:32,826 What do you mean ? Wyatt told me it was canceled ! 1418 01:30:32,828 --> 01:30:33,894 That dick ! 1419 01:30:33,896 --> 01:30:40,834 What did you mean about the i-don't-feel-the-same-way- about-you-as-you-do-about-me ? 1420 01:30:40,836 --> 01:30:44,538 That's what I came here to tell you ! Josie mccoy, i-- 1421 01:30:44,540 --> 01:30:45,672 [ All gasp ] 1422 01:30:48,843 --> 01:30:50,477 I love you ! 1423 01:30:51,779 --> 01:30:54,214 [ audience screams ] 1424 01:30:54,216 --> 01:30:57,484 I love you too ! I always have ! 1425 01:31:03,991 --> 01:31:06,493 Hi. Hi. 1426 01:31:10,198 --> 01:31:11,998 [ audience screa, whistles ] 1427 01:31:19,474 --> 01:31:20,474 Damn ! 1428 01:31:24,245 --> 01:31:26,580 Oh. [ Stammering ] 1429 01:31:27,782 --> 01:31:29,015 I love you. 1430 01:31:35,656 --> 01:31:38,258 ♪ La-la, la la-la, la, la ♪ 1431 01:31:38,260 --> 01:31:41,228 ♪ La-la, la la-la, la, la ♪ 1432 01:31:41,230 --> 01:31:43,597 ♪ La-la, la la-la, la ♪ 1433 01:31:43,599 --> 01:31:45,565 ♪ Yeah 1434 01:31:46,767 --> 01:31:49,769 ♪ La-la, la la-la, la, la ♪ 1435 01:31:49,771 --> 01:31:52,606 ♪ la-la, la la-la, la, la ♪ 1436 01:31:52,608 --> 01:31:54,908 ♪ la-la, la la-la, la ♪ 1437 01:31:54,910 --> 01:31:57,677 ♪ yeah 1438 01:31:57,679 --> 01:32:00,580 ♪ La-la, la la-la, la, la ♪ 1439 01:32:00,582 --> 01:32:03,917 ♪ La-la, la la-la, la, la ♪ 1440 01:32:03,919 --> 01:32:05,852 ♪ la-la, la la-la, la ♪ 1441 01:32:05,854 --> 01:32:08,788 ♪ yeah 1442 01:32:08,790 --> 01:32:12,225 ♪ Spin around and around and around and around ♪ 1443 01:32:12,227 --> 01:32:14,761 ♪ Never wanna come back down 1444 01:32:14,763 --> 01:32:17,731 ♪ 'Cause everything you lost I've found ♪ 1445 01:32:17,733 --> 01:32:20,267 ♪ Yeah 1446 01:32:20,269 --> 01:32:22,936 ♪ Spin around and around and 1447 01:32:22,938 --> 01:32:25,939 ♪ Spin around and around and 1448 01:32:25,941 --> 01:32:28,975 ♪ Spin around and around and 1449 01:32:28,977 --> 01:32:31,811 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah 1450 01:32:31,813 --> 01:32:36,550 ♪ Yeah, yeah 1451 01:32:40,688 --> 01:32:42,923 ♪ Whoa 1452 01:32:42,925 --> 01:32:44,925 [ audience screaming ] 1453 01:32:46,794 --> 01:32:49,596 ♪ [ rock ] 1454 01:32:57,838 --> 01:33:01,074 - [ Blows raspberry ] - [ laughs ] contain the excitement. 1455 01:33:01,076 --> 01:33:04,644 ♪ josie and the pussycat 1456 01:33:04,646 --> 01:33:06,913 Why'd you have to hit me, man ? It was just never gonna stop. 1457 01:33:06,915 --> 01:33:09,583 ♪ guitars and marshall stacks ♪ 1458 01:33:09,585 --> 01:33:13,720 ♪ hot, sweet, supercool don't you know these kitties rule hurry, hurry ♪ 1459 01:33:13,722 --> 01:33:16,990 ♪ we've been goin' over the master plan ♪ 1460 01:33:16,992 --> 01:33:22,095 ♪ driving in a custom-painted van practicin' for hours ♪ 1461 01:33:22,097 --> 01:33:25,065 ♪ don't you know that son no matter where ya go we'll be on the radio ♪ 1462 01:33:27,001 --> 01:33:29,936 [ feedback screeches ] 1463 01:33:29,938 --> 01:33:33,873 [ Snickers ] can you see me and my nose on the microphone ? 1464 01:33:33,875 --> 01:33:36,977 from this command center we control everything... 1465 01:33:38,079 --> 01:33:40,947 Except what I'm gonna say next. 1466 01:33:40,949 --> 01:33:44,317 I can't even believe that they let me bring-- [ laughs ] 1467 01:33:44,319 --> 01:33:48,688 You slept with him ! [ Laughs ] 1468 01:33:48,690 --> 01:33:50,690 You better get his mama to get him a new face. Ah-ah-ah. 1469 01:33:50,692 --> 01:33:53,126 You know my mom's dead. That's just-- 1470 01:33:53,128 --> 01:33:56,696 - [ All laugh ] - next up on weather-- 1471 01:33:56,698 --> 01:33:59,733 - [ Snarling ] - what is wrong with you ? 1472 01:33:59,735 --> 01:34:01,901 Goodness, won't somebody please save us ? 1473 01:34:01,903 --> 01:34:04,371 [ Laughing ] 1474 01:34:04,373 --> 01:34:08,174 ♪ goin' triple platinum you just watch us climbin' up the billboard charts ♪ 1475 01:34:08,176 --> 01:34:10,810 ♪ breakin' records breakin' hearts ♪ hey, those are my bunny ears ! 1476 01:34:15,149 --> 01:34:17,684 Sh-- [ beeps ] 1477 01:34:17,686 --> 01:34:22,055 This is what our operation-- I just spat right in the camera. 1478 01:34:24,125 --> 01:34:26,993 ♪ even though we're play' in our garage ♪ 1479 01:34:26,995 --> 01:34:30,063 ♪ soon we'll have a massive entourage ♪ 1480 01:34:30,065 --> 01:34:33,933 ♪ goin' triple platinum you just watch us climbin' up the billboard charts ♪ 1481 01:34:33,935 --> 01:34:37,837 ♪ breakin' records breakin' hearts ♪ 1482 01:34:37,839 --> 01:34:41,975 Yeah, right. 'Cause you know I'm just gonna-- [ laughs ] 1483 01:34:41,977 --> 01:34:45,845 ♪ let's go josie and the pussycats ♪ 1484 01:34:45,847 --> 01:34:49,082 ♪ long tails and ears for hats ♪ 1485 01:34:49,084 --> 01:34:52,085 ♪ we know just where it's at [ karate sounds ] 1486 01:34:52,087 --> 01:34:54,954 - ♪ east, west north or south ♪ - [ giggling ] 1487 01:34:54,956 --> 01:34:57,824 ♪ guaranteed to rock the house ♪ 1488 01:34:57,826 --> 01:34:59,959 ♪ josie and the pussycat 1489 01:34:59,961 --> 01:35:02,829 [ Screaming ] 1490 01:35:02,831 --> 01:35:06,833 ♪ josie and the pussycats [ laughing ] 1491 01:35:13,207 --> 01:35:17,877 ♪ [ vocalizing ] 1492 01:35:17,879 --> 01:35:22,115 ♪ they say this kind of loe is wrong but you know it feels so right ♪ 1493 01:35:22,117 --> 01:35:26,252 ♪ running my hands across your cheeks, they're oh-so smooth and white ♪ 1494 01:35:26,254 --> 01:35:30,724 ♪ leave the light on, baby and unlock your backdoor ♪ 1495 01:35:30,726 --> 01:35:34,961 ♪ I'll be comin' throuh that way tonight to love you for sure ♪ 1496 01:35:34,963 --> 01:35:39,499 ♪ lyin' on your bed starin' up at the moon♪ 1497 01:35:39,501 --> 01:35:42,802 ♪ you got me crazy gotta love you soon ♪ 1498 01:35:42,804 --> 01:35:45,739 ♪ I'm your backdoor love 1499 01:35:45,741 --> 01:35:47,874 ♪ comin' from behind with the lights down low ♪ 1500 01:35:47,876 --> 01:35:52,212 ♪ backdoor lover just you and me no one has to know ♪ 1501 01:35:52,214 --> 01:35:56,082 ♪ backdoor lover let me meet you there at your secret spot ♪ 1502 01:35:56,084 --> 01:36:01,988 ♪ I'll show you a loe that's more than hot♪ 1503 01:36:01,990 --> 01:36:05,892 ♪ well, he looks at me with those innocent eyes and says ♪ 1504 01:36:05,894 --> 01:36:08,895 ♪ it looks like you're wearin' some kind of disguise ♪ 1505 01:36:08,897 --> 01:36:12,198 ♪ because your hair sticks up your shoes are untied ♪ 1506 01:36:12,200 --> 01:36:15,268 ♪ I hope that you got that shirt at half price ♪ 1507 01:36:15,270 --> 01:36:18,905 ♪ and every word I say falls flat on the floor ♪ 1508 01:36:18,907 --> 01:36:22,175 ♪ I try to tell a joe he's heard it before♪ 1509 01:36:22,177 --> 01:36:25,545 ♪ and I don't think that I can take it no more♪ 1510 01:36:25,547 --> 01:36:29,249 ♪ he's driving me right out my front door ♪ 1511 01:36:29,251 --> 01:36:32,786 ♪ why do you do what you do to me, baby ♪ 1512 01:36:32,788 --> 01:36:35,955 ♪ you're shaking my confidence driving me crazy ♪ 1513 01:36:35,957 --> 01:36:39,192 ♪ you know if I could i'd do anything for you ♪ 1514 01:36:39,194 --> 01:36:42,862 ♪ please don't ignore me 'cause you know I adore you ♪ 1515 01:36:42,864 --> 01:36:46,032 ♪ oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 1516 01:36:46,034 --> 01:36:49,903 ♪ oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh ♪ 1517 01:36:49,905 --> 01:36:53,039 ♪ oooh, wee, ooh, wee oooh, wee, ooh, wee, ooh♪ ♪ dujour around the worl 1518 01:36:53,041 --> 01:36:56,843 ♪ nobody rocks the me like dujour ♪ ♪ nobody 1519 01:36:56,845 --> 01:37:01,080 ♪ bangin' 'round the world with dujou♪ 1520 01:37:01,082 --> 01:37:05,118 ♪ we're number one and stayin' at the top of our game ♪ 1521 01:37:05,120 --> 01:37:09,589 ♪ from east to west, we knw you already know our name ♪ 1522 01:37:09,591 --> 01:37:13,092 ♪ dujour around the world forever ♪ 1523 01:37:13,094 --> 01:37:18,097 ♪ yeah, flyin' so high in all kinds of weather ♪ 1524 01:37:18,099 --> 01:37:21,100 ♪ we're number one in this game ♪ 1525 01:37:21,102 --> 01:37:25,071 ♪ and I think you knw our name is ♪ ♪ dujour 1526 01:37:25,073 --> 01:37:29,175 ♪ dujour ♪ nobody rocks the me like dujour ♪ 1527 01:37:29,177 --> 01:37:34,013 ♪ dujour ♪ ride on your motorbie with dujour ♪ 1528 01:37:39,019 --> 01:37:41,621 ♪ I'm a punk rock prom queen 1529 01:37:41,623 --> 01:37:44,123 ♪ brown paper magazine 1530 01:37:44,125 --> 01:37:46,392 ♪ hotter than you've ever seen ♪ 1531 01:37:46,394 --> 01:37:49,028 ♪ everywhere and in between 1532 01:37:49,030 --> 01:37:51,898 ♪ I'm a ten-ticket thrill ride ♪ 1533 01:37:51,900 --> 01:37:54,133 ♪ don't you wanna come inside ♪ 1534 01:37:54,135 --> 01:37:56,970 ♪ a five-star triple threat hardest of the hard to get♪ 1535 01:37:56,972 --> 01:37:59,005 ♪ no one's little reprobe ain't seen nothin' like me yet ♪ 1536 01:37:59,007 --> 01:38:03,943 ♪ it took six whole hours and five long days ♪ 1537 01:38:03,945 --> 01:38:07,347 ♪ for all your lies to come undone ♪ 1538 01:38:08,649 --> 01:38:11,150 ♪ and those three small words ♪ 1539 01:38:11,152 --> 01:38:14,888 ♪ were way too late 1540 01:38:14,890 --> 01:38:19,659 ♪ 'cause you can't se that I'm the one ♪ 1541 01:38:19,661 --> 01:38:21,427 [ man ] jerkin' !133518