Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you-know-who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

COREY:

THE WORLD IS ENDING TODAY?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

BOTH:

DO WE LOOK LIKE

WE'RE KIDDING?!

LANEY:

THE WORLD IS ENDING?!

CORE, I NEED TO TELL YOU

WHAT'S IN MY HEART!

WAIT.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

LO, IT HAST BEEN

WRITTENETH IN ROCK LORE.

A THOUSAND AND ONE YEARS AGO,

THE ANCIENT SAMBANS RULED

SOUTH AMERICA.

WITH THEIR MATHEMATICALLY

PERFECT DANCE MOVES!

KIN:

BUT THEIR DANCE CARD

ONLY SHOWED

A THOUSAND AND ONE YEARS

OF MOVE-BUSTING.

NOW THE BEATS HAVE RUN OUT

AND THE WORLD GONNA END!

TODAY!

HOW DO YOU KNOW TODAY'S...

TODAY?

THE SAMBANS MADE AN APOCALYPSE

ADVENT CALENDAR,

AND IT'S BEEN IN OUR FAMILY

FOR CENTURIES,

GIVING US A TASTY CHOCOLATE

EVERY MORNING.

TODAY, THE SAMBAN CALENDAR

ENDS.

KIN, KON:

(SOBBING)

BUT IT'S THE LAST

CHOCOLATE EVER.

FROM THE MOMENT I HEARD THIS

A MOMENT AGO,

I KNEW THIS MOMENT

WOULD COME.

SO, WHAT'S IN YOUR HEART,

LANES?

NOTHING!

JUST THAT, MAYBE A

CHOCOLATE CALENDAR

ISN'T THE BEST WAY TO PREDICT

THE END OF THE WORLD.

BUT THE SAMBAN DANCE

RHYTHMS END TODAY.

THEIR MATH IS NEVER WRONG!

THEY EVEN USED A MOONWALK

TO PREDICT MAN WALKING

ON THE MOON!

IF THE WORLD

IS GONNA BLOW-UP,

THEN IT NEEDS ONE LAST

BLOW-OUT!

GUYS, GROJBAND IS GONNA

HEADLINE THE CONCERT

AT THE END OF THE WORLD!

TRINA:

THE WORLD IS ENDING?

LIKE, ULTRASCOFF!

HOW CAN YOU BELIEVE

SUCH TURBO-NONSENSE?

COREY:

THIS FROM THE GIRL

WHO BELIEVES THAT BANANA PEELS

WILL HAVE ZIPPERS

IN THE FUTURE?

I ONLY BELIEVE THAT

BECAUSE I BELIEVE

EVERYTHING HUNKY

NICK MALLORY BELIEVES!

HASHTAG FLASHBACK!

KNOW WHAT ANIMAL IS LAME?

HAMSTERS.

HAMSTERS LOVE

THAT RUNNING WHEEL.

NICK THINKS THEY'D BE GREAT

PERSONAL TRAINERS.

UM, I WOULD TOTALLY SIGN UP

FOR THEIR CLASSES IF THEY WERE!

OHHH, I SEE.

THAT'S MUCH LESS...

(MAKES YOU'RE CRAZY NOISES)

COME ON, GUYS, LET'S GO TELL

THE MAYOR THE WORLD IS ENDING.

TIME TO PARTY!

SO, THE WORLD

ISN'T ENDING?

NO.

BUT COREY'S GOOD MOOD IS!

♪ Wicked bad transition ♪

MAYOR MELLOW:

THE WORLD IS ENDING?!

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO!

PUT ON A MOHAWK

AND RULE THIS TOWN

LIKE A POST-APOCALYPSE WARLORD!

OR, WE CAN GIVE PEACEVILLE

ONE LAST PARTY.

AND GROJBAND CAN GIVE

A COMMAND PERFORMANCE!

OR, WE COULD

JUST NOT DO ANYTHING

BECAUSE THIS ISN'T A THING.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S PARTY TIME!

BALLOONS!

TINY BURGERS!

(CHOMP!) MMM!

FANCY EXTRA-RARE

ICE CREAM TOPPINGS!

(IN UNISON)

GUMMI DOLPHINS!

(PHONE RINGS)

MAYOR MELLOW'S HOAXBUSTING

HOTLINE.

YES,

COREY IS HERE RIGHT NOW.

A HOAX?

A TOTES HOAX?

I SEE.

SOMEONE JUST CALLED

TO SAY YOU'RE

"TOTALLY BITING

THE DOOM-STYLE

OF A SUPER-DEAD DANCE TROUPE

FROM SOUTH WHATEVER"

AND THIS END

OF THE WORLD TALK

IS "SOME MEGA JUNK

AND STUFF!"

WHO WAS THAT

MYSTERY CALLER?

MR. MAYOR, THIS IS LEGIT!

DID YOUR MYSTERY CALLER

PROVE IT WAS FAKE?

NO, BUT IF I'M GONNA BELIEVE

YOU WITHOUT PROOF,

I GOTTA BELIEVE HER, TOO.

RIGHT?

ALL:

YEAH. MAKES SENSE.

PURE LOGIC.

THERE.

COREY'S GIG IS RUINED.

NOW BACK TO MY PERFECT

RED NAILS.

AS IF THEY COULD BE

ANOTHER COLOUR!

(PHONE BLEATS)

A BLEAT FROM NICK MALLORY!

"NICK TOTALLY THINKS BLUE

IS THE NEW RED."

(GASP)

IT SO TOTALLY IS!

WHY ARE MY NAILS

THIS GRODY COLOUR?!

MINA! PROBLEMS!

MINA:

AGH, TO THE MALL!

SOLUTIONS LIVE THERE!

COREY:

WE GOTTA GET THE APOCALYPSE

WORD OUT OURSELVES.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO KNOW

THAT IT'S ALL OVER -

EXCEPT THE PARTY!

KIN:

OKAY. THAT'S THE BLOWED-UP

EARTH.

NOW WE ADD THE SCARED PANDA...

AND TODAY'S DATE.

BAM! DOOMSDAY PANDA

INTERNET MEME.

LANEY:

CORE, THE WORLD IS NOT

ENDING!

THIS IS JUST GONNA

FREAK PEOPLE OUT.

BUT WHAT IF THE WORLD

IS ENDING, LANES?

WOULDN'T YOU WANT YOUR

LAST MOMENT TO COUNT?

(ECHOES)

LAST MOMENT TO COUNT?

(ECHOES)

LAST MOMENT TO COUNT?

(GIGGLES)

IT'S ONLINE!

AND I BLEATED IT

TO EVERYONE IN TOWN.

(PHONE BLEATS)

DOOMSDAY PANDA IS DOOMED?

THE WORLD IS ENDING?!

TODAY?!

(SCREAMS)

(SOBBING)

UH-OH. WE FORGOT THE "CHEER UP,

THERE'S A PARTY TONIGHT" PART.

GET TO WORK ON ANOTHER MEME,

KIN.

I'M GONNA WATCH TV.

THIS JUST IN:

DOOMSDAY PANDA SAYS

THE WORLD IS DOOMED!

WE GO LIVE TO MAYOR

MELLOW'S REACTION!

IN TIMES LIKE THESE,

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO SAY...

(REVS ENGINE)

MAYOR MELLOW AND HIS PRECIOUS

DEMOCRACY ARE DEAD!

LONG LIVE MAYOR MOHAWK

AND HIS REIGN OF TERROR!

(TIRES SCREECH)

THE MAYOR HAS LOST HIS MIND.

MAYBE THE REST OF US

SHOULD DO THE SAME.

NO PANIC AT THE MALL.

THIS GIRL ONLY WANTS

NAIL POLISH!

MINE!

NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE ANY!

AND THE WORLD IS NOT ENDING,

CHUMPS!

JUST NORMAL MALL FREAKOUTS.

WAKE UP, BUZZ!

THE PANIC IS SPREADING,

AND SO ARE THE WIGS!

IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD!

AND MULLET BARNEY IS READY!

(FLAMES ROAR)

CHECK OUT HOW RELAXED

THIS GUY IS!

NICK MALLORY THINKS THIS

PANDA NEEDS TO CHILL.

I'LL BE HANGIN'

AT ICE CREAM MONDAY'S

IF YOU WANT A CONE, PANDA.

CHILLIN' WITH A CONE.

BECAUSE EVERYTHING'S FINE,

AND I'M RIGHT.

AS MAYOR OF PEACEVILLE,

I COMMAND YOU TO WRECK

PEACEVILLE!

BARNEY:

YOU CAN'T TELL ME

WHAT TO DO ANYMORE!

I OUGHTA WRECK THIS TOWN!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

EVERYONE IS CROWDING THE MALL

FOR SOME WRECKING AND LOOTING!

AND ONE THING IS CERTAIN -

I SAW IT COMING!

(FLAMES ROAR)

KON:

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON?

COREY:

IT LOOKS LIKE THE WORLD

IS ENDING.

LANEY:

AND WE'RE CAUSING IT!

WE WHIPPED THE TOWN

INTO A WIG-WEARING PANIC!

KIN:

THAT'S TOTALLY POSSIBLE!

THE PROPHECY DOESN'T SAY

HOW THE WORLD ENDS!

WE'RE THE BRINGERS OF DOOM!

DOOM WAS THE LAST THING I

WANTED TO BE THE BRINGER OF!

COREY:

IF WE'RE FULFILLING

THIS PROPHECY,

WE NEED TO ROCK

THIS TOWN TOGETHER

BEFORE IT TEARS

ITSELF APART!

GREAT, BUT WE'LL NEED MORE

THAN A PARTY PANDA MEME.

EVERYONE'S GATHERED

AT THE MALL.

WE'LL BRING THE SHOW

TO THEM.

OKAY,

BUT HOW DO WE GET LYRICS?

EASY. WE'LL CONVINCE

ONE MORE PERSON

THAT THE WORLD IS ENDING.

♪ The world is gonna end ♪

(WOLF HOWL)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(CAR ALARM BLARES)

(EXPLOSION)

(TIRES SCREECH,

REVS ENGINE)

MELLOW'S GANG:

LOOT! LOOT! LOOT!

LOOT! LOOT! LOOT!

NICK CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PANDA

IS LETTING HIS CONE MELT.

COREY:

SOME FOLKS DON'T

KNOW HOW TO CHILL.

COREY RIFFIN.

GLAD YOU'RE NOT SWEATING

THIS DOOMSDAY JUNK.

OH, THE WORLD'S ENDING.

FOR SURE.

AND YOU'RE COOL WITH IT?

IF THE WORLD WANTS TO END,

YOU GOTTA LET IT BE.

IT TAKES SOMEONE

REALLY COOL

TO BE COOL WITH

THE END OF THE WORLD.

(SPLAT)

NICK NEVER THOUGHT

OF IT THAT WAY.

FUMPS-UP, COREY RIFFIN.

TRINA'S TRAINED HERSELF

TO BELIEVE EVERYTHING

NICK BELIEVES.

AND SHE'S ABOUT TO BELIEVE

HER TIME WITH NICK IS OVER.

LET'S GET SET UP.

♪ Setup, set-set, setup ♪

TIGHTY, SHAVEN BEARD, TIM:

YARRR! YARRR! YARR!

LOOK AT THESE FREAKS

FREAKING OUT!

THEY JUST BELIEVE

WHATEVER AND THINGS!

(PHONE BLEATS)

(READING)

NICK MALLORY SAYS

LATER WORLD.

YOU HAD A GOOD RUN.

NICK THINKS THE WORLD

IS ENDING?

I THINK WHAT NICK THINKS.

I THINK THIS!

THE WORLD IS,

LIKE, TOTES OVER. OBVIOUS.

SO. I GUESS YOU'RE OUT

OF CHANCES WITH NICK.

(GASPS)

I'LL NEVER HAVE NICK!

NO KISSES!

NO SECOND DATES!

NO FIRST DATES!

I SHOULD HAVE SEIZED THE

MOMENT AND CARPE'D MY DIEM!

(BAWLING)

♪♪

(SOBBING)

(RAIN PATTER)

(THUNDER ROLLS,

LIGHTNING STRIKES)

♪♪

(THUNDER ROLLS)

OOF! UGH!

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

TIME TO CARPE EVERYONE'S DIEM.

THERE'S ONLY ROOM

FOR ONE CRAZY-HAIRED MANIAC

IN THIS TOWN!

THEN YOUS ABOUT

TO GET A HAIRSCUT!

GRRRRR!!

(HOWLING)

GRRRRR!!

-EEYAAAAAAAA!

-RAAAAAARRR!

COREY:

HEY, PEACEVILLE!

STOP THINKING ABOUT THE END!

YOU MIGHT MISS SOMETHING!

AND BY SOMETHING,

I MEAN THIS!

♪ If the world is ending ♪

♪ Then why are pretending ♪

♪ That a funeral is

what we're attending ♪

(Really Fast)

♪ Why the yells,

Why the cries ♪

♪ Why the rush

to say goodbyes ♪

♪ Everybody's

busy stressing ♪

♪ I can't help

but wonder why ♪

♪ We don't stop

And think ♪

♪ Of all of the times

That we had a ball! ♪

♪ And chose to do it

all again, ♪

♪ Before we hit a wall! ♪

♪ Steal a glance!

Take a chance! ♪

♪ Ask somebody

for a dance! ♪

♪ If time is running out

on us, ♪

♪ I'll thank you in advance ♪

♪ For the moment

That we've got ♪

♪ And the fact

That we will not ♪

♪ Let time run out on us

Without giving it a shot! ♪

(deep inhale)

♪ If the world is ending ♪

♪ Then why are pretending ♪

♪ That a funeral is

what we're attending ♪

♪ If the world is ending ♪

♪ Then I'm not comprehending ♪

♪ Why a party's not

What we are attending! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

(CHEERING)

NICK! ALL THIS TIME

AND I NEVER TOLD YOU THAT I -

DRAMATIC PAUSE -

LOVE YOU!

THANKS, TRINA RIFFIN.

I'M GLAD YOU

DIDN'T TELL ME.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN

AWKWARD FOR BOTH OF US.

FUMPS UP.

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(CHEERING)

I'VE BEEN FLIP-FLOPPING ON THIS

DOOMSDAY THING ALL DAY,

AND I WON'T STOP NOW!

LET'S QUIT STRESSING

AND BREAK OUT

THE GUMMI DOLPHINS!

(DOLPHIN CALL)

WHEEEEEEE!

(CHEERING)

WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS

AREN'T HAPPY?

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED

GUMMI DOLPHINS.

LANEY,

ROCK LORE WAS WRONG.

SURE,

THE WORLD'S STILL HERE.

BUT THOSE GUMMIS DON'T

SEEM AS SWEET.

HE'S RIGHT!

(SOBBING)

CHEER UP, GUYS,

LIFE'S GUMMI'S ARE AS SWEET

AS WE MAKE 'EM,

AND THE ONLY WAY TO TASTE IT

IS TO LIVE.

NO ONE KNOWS THE FUTURE

BUT IF YOU JUST-

(FRIGHTENED GASPS)

MAYOR MELLOW:

A METEOR'S ABOUT

TO DESTROY THE WORLD!

THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE!

ROCK LORE FOR THE WIN!

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S THAT!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

MAYOR MELLOW:

METEOR!

A METEOR'S ABOUT

TO DESTROY THE WORLD!

(FRIGHTENED GASPS)

OH, IT'S JUST A SPACESHIP.

COOL!

THERE'S A METEOR BEHIND IT!

MAN, THIS DAY IS A REAL

ROLLER-COASTER RIDE!

(SHIP WHOOSHES)

G'ORB:

REMEMBER ME, MEATPILE?

G'ORB? HEY, MAN.

HOW'S IT GOING?

YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT

THE ORB EXPERIENCE

IN A BATTLE OF THE BANDS,

HUH?

YEP. WE MOSTLY THINK THAT

BECAUSE THAT'S

WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME.

WE WEREN'T READY!

YOU CHEATED!

I WAS SICK! WHATEVER!

GET A FACE FULL OF

MY REVENGE METEOR!

AND THINGS ARE GOOD,

THANKS FOR ASKING.

SO, YOU'RE GONNA DESTROY EARTH

BECAUSE YOU'RE A SORE LOSER?

DID I STUTTER?! YES!

OH, I SEE.

CRUSH US WITH A ROCK

SINCE YOU COULDN'T BEAT US

WITH ROCK MUSIC.

KON:

OOOOOOOOOO!

THERE WAS SOMETHING

IN MY ORB!

THEN PROVE IT!

IN A REMATCH!

AND IF WE WIN AGAIN,

YOU STOP THIS METEOR!

FINE! A BATTLE OF THE BANDS

ON THE METEOR'S SURFACE!

WHEN YOU LOSE,

THE ONLY THING MORE CRUSHED

THAN YOUR SPIRITS

WILL BE YOUR WORLD!

OOF! (GROANS)

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

WHOA! WE'RE GONNA NEED

A RIDE TO THE GIG.

MAYOR MELLOW:

COREY, I'VE BEEN GOING ALONG

WITH EVERY CRAZY THING

I'VE HEARD TODAY.

AND I WON'T STOP NOW!

A KID ROCK BAND IS GOING

INTO SPACE TO SAVE US ALL!

METEORS AND ALIENS?

THE WORLD IS LIKE, DONE-ZO.

NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEOPLE

TO SHARE THEIR FEELINGS.

-YOU SHOULD SAY YOU LOVE-

-SOMETHING,

ONLY IF YOU REALLY DO,

TRINA RIFFIN.

NICK LOVES LOTS OF THINGS

IN THE WORLD.

BUT NOT EVERYTHING.

GRRR!

(GRINDING TEETH)

TRINA? YOUR TEETH.

THEY'RE SO LOUD.

I'M SUPER-NOT LIVING IN

A WORLD THAT COREY SAVED!

WHERE HE'S,

LIKE, A HERO,

AND I'M DANCING TO HIS

NERD JAMS AT PROM,

WITHOUT NICK MALLORY!

I GOTTA STOP HIM.

AND LET THE WORLD BLOW UP?

YES. BUT I'LL, LIKE,

TOTALLY SAVE MYSELF.

AND THE SECOND MOST

IMPORTANT EARTH-PERSON.

I HAVE PLANZIES.

MINSKI, I NEED TO TEXT

THOSE LIGHT-BALL THINGYS.

WELL, THE ALIENS FLASH,

SO MAYBE WE COULD

TRY MORSE CODE!

IT'S A SYSTEM OF FLASHES

THAT-

JUST WHATEVER MY NUMBER

INTO THE SKY

AND TELL THEM TO TEXT ME.

(CLICKING)

T'ORB:

A REMATCH?!

BUT WE'LL LOSE AGAIN!

G'ORB:

HEY! ORBS NEVER BACK DOWN!

T'ORB:

THROWING THIS METEOR AT EARTH

WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE END!

I'M TIRED OF-

G'ORB:

HOLD ON. SOMEONE'S FLASHING US

WITH A PLAN.

SO, SHUT YOUR PIE-ORB

FOR A MINUTE.

(PHONE RINGS)

MINA! NEVER ANSWER UNTIL

THE THIRD RING.

WE'RE NOT DESPERATE.

YEAH.

LAME SPACE-BALLS?

THIS IS COREY'S ULTRA

CUTE SISTER, TRINA.

AND I HAVE A PLAN TO MAKE

GROJBAND LOSE,

WHICH I WILL TOTALLY

TELL YOU ABOUT

IN A SUPER-SECRET WHISPER!

(WAZAWAZAWAZA)

♪ Super secret whisper ♪

BARNEY:

WELCOME TO STAR BARNEY'S

ASTRONAUT TRAINING PLACE.

WE GOT FIVE MINUTES

TO MAKE YOUS INTO ASTRONAUTS.

STAR BARNEY, I THINK

WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT

IS TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY OUR

INSTRUMENTS IN THESE SUITS.

COREY, THE SAMBANS CALCULATED

THE WORLD WOULD END TODAY.

WHO ARE WE TO STOP ROCK LORE

PROPHECY?

GUYS, INSPIRATION TIME.

NO ONE WRITES OUR SETLIST

IN LIFE BUT US.

NOT THE SAMBANS.

NOT EVEN THE ROCK GODS.

THIS IS THE BIGGEST

GIG WE'VE EVER PLAYED.

MAYBE THE LAST.

WE ARE GONNA SAVE THE WORLD,

AND COME OUT FOR THE ENCORE!

BOTH:

YEAH! WOO!

BUT HOW DO WE GET LYRICS

IN SPACE?

I DON'T THINK TRINA

WILL WANT TO-

TRINA:

AHEM, AND JUNK.

I'M TOTES GOING INTO SPACE

TO SEE THE EPIC FAIL-FACES

ON YOU

WHEN YOUR FACES FAIL

AND THE WORLD ENDS! HA!

SHE ASKED IF SHE COULD GO.

I FIGURED, HEY,

FAMILY IS GREAT!

BUT IT COULD BE

EVEN GREATER

IF IT'S SMASHED TOGETHER

IN A CRATER! (CHUCKLES)

OH, THAT RHYMED.

FOR ONCE,

I'M GLAD MY SISTER

WOULD RATHER WATCH ME FAIL

THAN LIVE.

♪ Spacey-space transition ♪

MAYOR MELLOW:

WE BID FAREWELL, GOOD LUCK,

AND PLEASE DON'T LET US

ALL DIE,

TO OUR BEST, LAST,

AND ONLY HOPE: GROJBAND!

(CHEERING)

MINA:

I CAN'T WAIT TO BE ZERO-G BFFS!

BUT SHOULDN'T I HAVE

A SPACESUIT, TOO?

MINS, YOU SO DO NOT

HAVE A TICKET TO SURVIVALTOWN.

THE ORBS ARE SAVING ME

AND NICK MALLORY.

YOU'RE NOT SAVING ME?

THINK ABOUT IT, MINA.

NICK LOVES LOTS OF THINGS

IN THE WORLD,

BUT IF I'M ALL THAT'S LEFT

OF THE WORLD,

HE'LL LOVE ME!

BUT I MIGHT GET SMASHED

TO BITS.

NO MAYBE ABOUT IT.

I DUMPED COREY'S

INSTRUMENTS.

THEY CAN'T WIN!

(FLIES BUZZING)

OH, ALSO? YOU COULD HAVE

DONE BETTER AT EVERYTHING.

BYE!

I'VE BEEN ABANDONED

BY MY BFF.

THE WORST KIND OF ABANDONED.

THE KIND WHERE A METEOR

CRUSHES ME!

I'M MAD!

MINA MAD!

GRRRRR!!!

T'ORB:

HEY THERE...

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT

TO TEACH A FRIEND A LESSON.

I'M T'ORB.

FOLLOW ME.

COREY:

IS THERE GONNA

BE A COUNTDOWN, OR...

(IGNITES AND ROARS,

BLAST OFF)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

COREY:

YOU ORBS READY TO GET

DESTROYED BY HUMANS?

AAAAND THEN END YOUR PLAN

TO DESTROY ALL HUMANS?

TRINA:

MORE LIKE, "AM I READY

TO REVEAL MY PLAN

OF DITCHING YOUR INSTRUMENTS

SO YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY WIN."

THE ANSWER IS FAB-SOLUTELY.

LANEY:

CORE! OUR GEAR IS MISSING!

TRINA!

YOU DUMPED OUR STUFF? WHY?

YOU'VE DOOMED EVERYONE!

NOT EVERYONE.

THE ORBS ARE TOTALLY

SAVING ME AND NICK MALLORY,

WHO'S CHILLING IN THEIR

SHIP RIGHT NOW.

G'ORB:

WE FROZE HIM, YES.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE GROJBAND

HAS TO FORFEIT.

WE WIN BY SPACE-DEFAULT!

AND YOUR WORLD IS RUSHIN'

FOR A CRUSHIN'!

YOU TOTALLY FAILED IN FRONT

OF THE WHOLE WORLD, COREY!

AND I'LL NEVER HEAR

YOUR MUSIC AGAIN!

AND, AND I HAVE NICK

ALL TO MYSELF! FOREVER!

CORE!

WHAT DO WE DO?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T HAVE A PLAN.

(GASPS)

(DEFEATED)

YOU'RE RIGHT, TRINA.

YOU HAVE EVERYTHING.

YOU WIN.

I DO. I WIN!

YOU SO FAIL AND I SO WIN!

I SUPER-SPACE-WIN FOREVER!

♪♪

♪♪

(FLAMES ROAR)

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(PENS RASPS)

(HISSES)

TRINA: (DELIRIOUS)

I DID IT... I WON...

ME... I DID...

ME... I WON... ME...

I WON...

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

LYRICS.

AND WE CAN'T EVEN USE THEM.

G'ORB:

SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU

CHALLENGE THE ORBS, CARBON-WAD?

YOU LOSE!

TOLD YA WE'D WIN, T'ORB!

T'ORB?

WHERE'D T'ORB GO?!

(CRASH)

TRINA RIFFIN!

I AM YOUR BFF!

I HAVE BEEN ZAPPED!

SOAKED! SWAMPED! GOOPED!

AND PROBABLY BROKE, LIKE,

A HUNDRED LAWS! FOR YOU!

T'ORB:

G'ORB, SON OF L'ORB!

I HAVE HAD IT

WITH THESE BAND BATTLES

AND HELPING YOU GET REVENGE

WHEN WE LOSE!

MINA:

YOU LEFT ME BEHIND

TO GET SMOOSHED

SO YOU CAN SAVE A BOY

WHO'S NOT! THAT! INTO YOU!

T'ORB:

WE ARE FORFEITING

AND THIS BAND IS BREAKING UP!

OH, BY THE WAY, THERE'S NO WAY

TO STOP THE METEOR.

SO, THAT PART'S ON YOU.

HAVE A NICE DAY -

WHAT'S LEFT OF IT.

(BLASTS AWAY)

KIN:

THEY BROUGHT OUR INSTRUMENTS,

BUT THERE'S NO POINT

IN PLAYING NOW.

OH, YES THERE IS!

WE BEAT THEIR ROCK ONCE

AND WE CAN DO IT AGAIN!

WE'LL ROCK THIS METEOR TO BITS

WITH A POWER BALLAD!

A MILLION BUCKS SAYS

WE WON'T SURVIVE.

WE'LL BURN UP WITH IT

AND SACRIFICE OURSELVES

TO SAVE THE EARTH.

THAT IS SO WICKED!

♪ Grojband's last transition ♪

MAYOR MELLOW:

THE METEOR'S ENTERING

THE ATMOSPHERE!

OH, NO!

GROJBAND FAILED!

(SOBS)

OR I WAS CRAZY TO SEND

A KID BAND IN THE FIRST PLACE.

EITHER WAY...

(BIGGER SOBS)

CORE? BEFORE WE START.

UM...

IT'S BEEN A PLEASURE

ROCKING WITH YOU.

THE PLEASURE WAS MINE,

LANES.

(ROCK TUNE PLAYS)

♪ I'm givin' ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all

Hear me sing ♪

All:

♪ Ahhh-ahhh-ahhhh ♪

♪ I'm givin' ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all

for everything ♪

♪ The time I spent dreamin'

of better things to come ♪

♪ I'm laughing

'til I'm screamin' ♪

♪ 'Cause the dream I had

is what my life's become ♪

♪ I'm givin'♪

♪ I'm givin' it all ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all

Hear me sing! ♪

All:

♪ Ahhh-ahhh...ahhhh ♪

♪ I'm givin' ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all

for everything ♪

♪ I'd trade this all for you ♪

♪ All I know and all I knew ♪

♪ If these are the last words

I sing ♪

♪ You're my world

and my world is everything ♪

♪ I'm givin' it all

For everything! ♪

(LAST FOUR CHORDS)

(CHEERING)

THANKS!

YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!

WE'RE GONNA TAKE

A LITTLE BREAK NOW.

T'ORB:

GO ON. DO IT.

G'ORB:

FIIIIINE! (SIGH)

I'M SORRY FOR TRYING

TO WRECK YOUR PLANET.

IT WAS MEAN.

I'M A BIG SORE LOSER BABY.

I'VE THROWN A ROCK

OR TWO IN MY LIFE.

LET'S JUST HUG IT OUT.

(GROANS, GLASS CRACKS)

I CAN'T BELIEVE WE SURVIVED!

OUR ROCK MUSIC MUST

HAVE FORMED A-

KON:

A BIG FAT "WHO CARES?!

WE'RE ALIVE!"

YOU OWE ME A MILLION BUCKS!

WE NEVER SHOOK HANDS!

SO, CORE.

IS SAVING THE WORLD

OUR NEW THING?

SAVING THE WORLD'S ONE THING,

LANES.

BUT THERE'S OTHER ONE THINGS

THAT ARE EVERYTHING.

A ONE THING SO SPECIAL

YOU'D DIE TO SAVE IT

AND BE LOST WITHOUT IT.

AND LOSING THE ONE

THING THAT'S EVERYTHING

COULD LEAVE YOU WITH NOTHING.

A NOTHING SO EMPTY AND COLD

YOU CAN'T EVEN FEEL

THE WICKED HEAT

THAT'S RIGHT BESIDE YOU.

(BEYOND SHOCKED)

UHHHH...

HEY! I SHOULD START WRITING

THIS STUFF DOWN!

LANEY, KIN, KON:

WE KNOW!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!