Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you-know-who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(WIND HOWLS)

THREE SIXES.

COREY:

FOUR SIXES.

WHAT?

YOU CAN'T HAVE FOUR -

KON:

TWENTY-THREE SIXES.

YOU'RE CHEATIN'.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I SAID YOU'RE CHEATIN'!

OH!

YEAH, FOR SURE.

CHEATING PRETTY HARD,

ACTUALLY.

I'VE STILL GOT LIKE

TEN SIXES LEFT...

OOF!

OR MORE.

KIN:

FEAST YOUR EYES

ON THE GREATEST HAT

THE UNIVERSE HAS EVER SEEN!

AN OFFICIAL COWBOY HAT

SIGNED BY EARLE RULE!

THE GREATEST, TOUGHEST COUNTRY

MUSIC LEGEND FROM 1995-1997!

THIS HAT WILL GIVE

OUR MUSIC

SOMETHING IT'S NEVER HAD

BEFORE!

AN AMAZING HAT!

GROJBAND IS GOING COUNTRY,

Y'ALL!

BUT COUNTRY IS ALL ABOUT PAIN

AND LOSS AND REAL STUFF.

YOU CAN'T FAKE-

KIN, KON:

HATS! HATS! HATS! HATS!

HATS! HATS! HATS! HATS!

HATS! HATS! HA-

HMPH!

I'M NOT LETTING COREY

GET A HAT.

BUT DOESN'T COREY ALREADY

WEAR A HAT?

LIKE EVERY DAY?

EXACTLY!

I CAN'T WASTE TIME LEARNING

TO HATE A WHOLE NEW HAT!

♪ Don't wanna hate

a whole new hat ♪

KON:

OOOOH I FEEL

(DEEP VOICE) SO MANLY!

KIN:

OH YOU.

(GIGGLE)

WHOOOOAAA!

I ALREADY FEEL MYSELF

GETTING MORE GRIZZLED!

I'LL TAKE IT, HAT BARNEY!

BARNEY:

SORRY COREY,

I CAN ONLY SELL THAT

EARLE RULE HAT

TO SOMEONE'S WHO'S

TRULY COUNTRY.

EARLE'S RULES.

BUT I AM COUNTRY!

LOOK AT ME CHEW

THIS PIECE OF STRAW.

HASHTAG SABOTAGE!

WHADDYA THINK?

WELL, THE STRAW LOOKS LEGIT,

BUT NOBODY WHO'S COUNTRY

DRINKS A TRIPLE-WHIP

EXTRA-SPRINKLE FROTHACCINO!

HOW DID THIS GET HERE?

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU CHOSE

THE LIFE YOU CHOSE,

BUT IT AIN'T COUNTRY.

HOW DO I PROVE

I'M COUNTRY?

COUNTRY'S EITHER IN YOU

OR IT AIN'T.

AND IN YOU, IT AIN'T.

AWW. LOOKS LIKE COREY'LL HAVE

TO SETTLE FOR "REGULAR LAME",

AS OPPOSED TO "COWBOY LAME".

(LAUGHS)

SO WHAT'S NEXT,

COWBOY?

COREY:

WE SHOW (GRUNT) HOW COUNTRY

WE ARE!

BY (GRUNT) FORMING

OUR OWN COUNTRY!

GROJBAND, PREPARE TO SALUTE

OUR COUNTRY'S FLAG!

BOTH:

(EMOTIONAL) IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

CORE, YOU KNOW HOW I USUALLY

GO ALONG WITH YOUR PLAN

AND EVENTUALLY REALIZE

IT'S A BAD IDEA?

YEP, AND WE'RE STILL

IN THE FIRST PART OF THAT!

(IN LOVE MOAN)

DON'T WORRY.

WE'LL DECLARE

OURSELVES A COUNTRY,

ROCK A WICKED CONCERT TO

CELEBRATE OUR NATION'S BIRTH,

AND I'LL BE COUNTRY ENOUGH

TO FINALLY GET MY HAT.

ANNOUNCER:

THIS MESSAGE WAS PAID

AND BROUGHT TO YOU BY GROJLAND.

(KNOCK)

GREETINGS PEACEVILLIANS.

ARE YOU THE NICE KIDS

WHO WANT TO COUNTRY UP?

YEP! SO...

HOW DO WE DO THAT?

IT'S AS EASY AS SIGNING

THIS FORM!

I'LL HAVE THAT HAT

IN NO TIME!

SO WE'RE A COUNTRY NOW?

I HEREBY DECLARE YOU...

"THE PEOPLE'S ROCKPUBLIC

OF GROJLAND"...

AND THEN I DOUBLE-DECLARE WAR

ON YOU TREASONOUS TRAITORS!

ALL:

WHAT?!

MAYOR MELLOW:

KIDS CAN MAKE A LOTTA

MISTAKES IN LIFE,

BUT TURNING YOUR BACK

ON PEACEVILLE

AND MAKING HUGE ENEMIES

OF MOTHER AND ME?

THAT'S A MISTAKE

WITH HAIR ON IT!

LET'S GET OUR WAR ON, MOTHER.

YAAA! BA! BA! HOOOO!

AH AH AH. WE DON'T KNOW

IF IT WAS A BAD IDEA YET.

(LOUD CONSTRUCTION SOUNDS)

LANEY:

I'M SURE THE TANK

WILL LET US KNOW.

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY,

TRAITORS!

I'LL BE RIGHT HERE,

IN THIS COZY

PEACEVILLE MUNICIPAL TANK!

GUYS, UPSIDE!

WE HAVE OUR OWN COUNTRY!

HOW MANY GUITAR SOLOS DO

NATIONAL ANTHEMS USUALLY HAVE?

FIVE?

WE CAN HAVE SIX!

TRINA:

OUT OF MY WAY, COW-DORKS!

(LOUD CRASH)

HEY, SIS.

WE'RE OUR OWN COUNTRY NOW,

AND WE'RE ALL TRAPPED

INSIDE THIS WALL.

OH, AND I'M YOUR PRESIDENT.

SO, A LITTLE RESPECT,

PLEASE.

GRRR. MINA!

COREY FORMED A COUNTRY

AND HE'S BEEN MY PRESIDENT

FOR, LIKE,

FIVE WHOLE SECONDS!

I WILL NOT BE SO,

LIKE, DE-FREEDOMED!

ESCAPE ME NOW!

MINA:

I WOULD, TRINA,

BUT I'M STUCK ON THE

OTHER SIDE OF THE WALL!

AND THE WIRE ON TOP

IS PRETTY BARBED.

DIDN'T I MAKE YOU TAKE

POLE-VAULTING LESSONS

FOR JUST SUCH AN EMERGENCY?

OH YEAH!

THAT WAS WAY BETTER

THAN A SUMMER VACATION!

I'M COMING FOR YOU TRINAAAAAA!

(TWANG) AHHHH!

UGH... FREEDOM FAIL.

CATAPULT VOLLEYBALL

IS THE COOLEST NATIONAL

SPORT IN THE WORLD!

KIN:

NOW TO ISSUE OUR INTERNATIONAL

CHALLENGE TO PEACEVILLE!

KON:

VIVA GROJLAND!

(BOOM)

KON:

THAT SOUNDS MORE TANKY

THAN CATAPULTY.

AHHHHH!

(BOOM!)

MAYOR MELLOW:

HEY, GROJLAND?

YOU BROUGHT A VOLLEYBALL

TO A TANK FIGHT!

(SARCASTIC)

VIVA GROJLAND.

DON'T WORRY, GANG.

IT'LL ALL BE WORTH IT

WHEN WE PLAY OUR GIG,

AND I GET MY HAT.

(CROWD CHATTER)

THE CROWD IS OUTSIDE THE WALL!

OUR TELEMARKETING WORKED!

KIN:

GOOD AFTERNOON,

MR. OR MRS. PERSON.

YOU HAVE WON AN ALL-EXPENSES

PAID VACATION

TO THE NATION OF GROJLAND.

KON:

PLEASE BRING CHIPS.

ONLY ONE THING LEFT

TO DO THEN.

AS PRESIDENT, I DECLARE THESE

OPENING CEREMONIES... OPEN!

(ALL CHEER)

YEAH. HOW'RE WE SUPPOSED

TO PLAY FOR ANYONE

IF THEY'RE OUTSIDE THE WALL?

MAYOR MELLOW, CAN WE LET THAT

HUGE CROWD OF PEOPLE

INTO OUR COUNTRY

TO SEE OUR SHOW?

MAYOR MELLOW:

NOPE! CAN'T HAVE MY PEOPLE

WALKING INTO A HOSTILE NATION.

TRY ANYTHING FUNNY

AND I'LL TANK YOU VERY MUCH!

COREY:

WE'LL HAVE TO ROCK THE CROWD

THE OLD FASHIONED WAY:

THROUGH A WALL!

IT'S LYRIC TIME!

HUH?

WHERE'S TRINA?

MINA:

SO WHAT HORRIBLE INJUSTICE

DID YOU FACE

UNDER COREY'S TERRIBLE RULE?

TRINA:

UGH. HE WAS LIKE,

EXISTING ALL OVER THE PLACE!

♪ Existing head transition ♪

TRINA

YUCK! I TOTES NEED A SHOWER.

A TUNNEL LEADING INTO GROJLAND?

BETTER TANK THIS THING SHUT!

(EXPLOSION)

SHE'S GONE!

WITHOUT TRINA WE WON'T

HAVE LYRICS FOR THE SHOW!

NOT TO MENTION

YOU'VE SET UP A SHOW

THAT NO ONE CAN GET TO.

AND WE'RE NEVER GONNA PROVE

WE'RE COUNTRY!

I'VE LOST MY HAT FOREVER!

LANEY, YOU KNOW

THAT THING YOU SAID

WHERE I REALIZE

I'VE HAD A BAD IDEA?

THIS IS THAT, RIGHT?

(SLOW CLAP)

THE SHOW CAN'T GO ON.

COUNTRY MUSIC IS ABOUT PAIN

AND LOSS.

AND THIS COUNTRY HAS ONLY

ONE THING LEFT TO LOSE.

(KNOCKS)

MAYOR MELLOW:

SURRENDER,

OR TALK TO THE TANK!

AS PRESIDENT OF GROJLAND,

I OFFER YOU OUR UNCONDITIONAL

SURRENDER.

TRINA:

AW! YOU LOST YOUR CUTEST

CITIZEN,

AND NOW YOU'RE LOSING

YOUR WEAK COUNTRY.

I'M SO FAKE SAD.

KEEP IT DOWN,

YOU FOREIGNER!

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE TO

SHARE A COUNTRY WITH HER AGAIN.

THAT'S IT!

TRINA WANTS HER FREEDOM.

IF WE TAKE IT BACK,

IT'S DIARY TIME!

AND WE CAN ROCK THE

CROWD OUTSIDE THAT WALL!

BUT WE LOST TRINA.

HOW DO WE GET HER BACK?

WITH POLITICS!

MAYOR MELLOW, CAN WE

TALK FACE-TO-FACE?

GROJLAND HAS ONE REQUEST.

WE WANT OUR CITIZEN BACK,

SO WE CAN BE TOGETHER

WHEN OUR NATION DIES.

SURE THING!

IF YOU HAVE EXTRA CITIZENS

IT MEANS PEACEVILLE WON

THIS WAR EVEN MORE!

HOW'D I GET HERE?!

MINA,

TUNNEL ME OUT AGAIN!

WELCOME BACK,

SIS-TIZEN!

GROJLAND IS WHOLE AGAIN

WITH YOUR RETURN!

NO! I ESCAPED,

WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HELP

FROM ANYONE!

I'M FREE!

DON'T WORRY, SIS,

AFTER A FEW YEARS

IN GROJLAND PRISON,

YOU WON'T EVEN MISS

EVERYTHING YOU'VE LOST,

LIKE FOOD OR LATTES OR...

NICK MALLORY.

TRAPPED? HERE?!

WITH MY BROTHER

AS PRESIDENT?!

LAWS AGAINST CUTENESS?!

NO NICK MALLORY?!

RAARRRRRGH!!!!

♪♪

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(PEN RASPS)

♪♪

(HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY:

AS THE OFFICIAL BAND

OF THE PEOPLE'S ROCKPUBLIC

OF GROJLAND,

WE ASK THAT YOU TAKE OFF

YOUR HATS

AND KICK UP YOUR HEELS

FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM!

♪ A wise man once said, ♪

♪ Country is either in you

or it ain't ♪

♪ And a picket fence

don't look complete ♪

♪ Without a lick of paint ♪

♪ But never having something

is not the same as losing it ♪

♪ And losing things

around these here parts ♪

♪ Will make some folks

throw fits ♪

♪ Like a cow

without a cowboy ♪

♪ Or a chin that

lost its cleft ♪

♪ I must be losing my mind ♪

♪ 'Cause that's about

all I got left ♪

♪ He must be losing my mind ♪

♪ 'Cause that's about

all he's got left ♪

♪ My gal, my dog, my job,

my wheels ♪

♪ I've lost all sorts

of goods ♪

♪ I've even dropped a bunch

of crumbs ♪

♪ And got lost in the woods ♪

♪ Yeah, I've lost a lot

of stuff before ♪

♪ Like my favorite

guitar picks ♪

♪ But to lose

our independence ♪

♪ Leaves me feelin'

pretty sick ♪

♪ Like a cow

without a cowboy ♪

♪ Or a chin that's lost

its cleft ♪

♪ I must be losing my mind ♪

♪ 'Cause that's about

all I got left ♪

♪ He must be losing my mind ♪

♪ 'Cause that's about

all he's got left ♪

(CROWD CHEERS)

MAYOR MELLOW,

TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!

I DECLARE ULTIMATE VICTORY

IN THE NAME OF PEACEVILLE!

ALSO, WELCOME

BACK TO PEACEVILLE!

LANEY:

YEAH!

HEY, BARNEY,

COME TO SHOW ME

WHAT KIND OF HAT

I WON'T BE WEARING?

COREY, BEING COUNTRY MEANS YOU

UNDERSTAND WHAT'S IMPORTANT,

'CAUSE YOU LOST IT.

YOU LOST AN ENTIRE COUNTRY.

NOW THAT'S COUNTRY.

LANEY:

I GUESS WE'RE COUNTRY

AFTER ALL.

COREY:

I'M NOT SO SURE, LANES.

IF YOU WANNA BE COUNTRY,

YOU BETTER BE SURE

YOU'VE GOT A LOT TANKS

OR A BIGGER MORE TANKY

COUNTRY COULD SHUT YOU DOWN.

AND IF YOU'RE GOING

TO FORM A COUNTRY

JUST TO GET A HAT,

ALWAYS BE SURE THAT

THAT HAT FITS OVER

THE HAT YOU ALREADY WEAR.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

Y'ALL!

NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE A HEART-

SHAPED BOX OF CHOCOLATES!

KON:

THEY SHOULD COME IN KIDNEY

SHAPED BOXES.

NOTHING SAYS "I LOVE YOU"

LIKE GIVING SOMEONE A KIDNEY.

CHANCE HAPPENING:

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY,

PEACEVILLE,

SO LET'S GET GUSHIN'!

MAKE THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU

FEEL SPECIAL -

IF YOU MEAN IT OR NOT!

THIS JUST IN - IT IS POSSIBLE

TO WIN AT CARING!

WEAK! VALEN-CRIME'S DAY

IS JUST A LAME EXCUSE

TO MAKE PEOPLE BUY ALL

KINDS OF TACKY LOVE JUNK.

(INHALES)

SHOOMP!

(CHEWING)

LANEY:

THE CARDS ARE THE WORST.

SOME OF THEM EVEN PLAY:

(SHUDDER) "MUSIC".

(TINNY, CHEESY MUSIC PLAYS)

(CHEWING)

CAN YOU BELIEVE SOME BAND

ACTUALLY MADE THAT?

NOW THEIR AWFUL SONG IS

IN A MILLION RECORDABLE CARDS!

KON:

JUST THINK!

OUR AWFUL SONG WILL BE

IN A MILLION RECORDABLE CARDS!

COREY:

AWE-SOME SONG, DUDE.

BUT WHAT ABOUT LYRICS?

WE CAN'T JUST SING LOVE

OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

COREY, KIN, KON:

♪ LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!

LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! LOVE! ♪

♪ LOVE! ♪

CARD:

♪ LOVE! LOVE! LOVE!

LOVE! LOVE! ♪

KON:

PERFECT! IT TELLS PEOPLE

WHAT WE WANT 'EM TO FEEL!

COREY:

ONCE WE DELIVER THESE,

WE'LL BE THE LOVEY-LOVE-BAND!

KIN:

SHOULD WE PUT SPARKLES

IN THE CARDS?

WHEN PEOPLE OPEN THEM,

THE SPARKLES'LL GO EVERYWHERE!

COREY:

JUST LIKE LOVE!

SPARKLE RUN!

LANEY:

WHOA!

TRINA:

OH, MINSKI!

IT'S BEEN VALENTINE'S DAY

FOR, LIKE, HOURS.

THE MAILMAN HAS TOTALLY

COME AND GONE,

AND THERE'S NO VALENTINE

FROM NICK MALLORY

TO PLUG THE VALENTINE-

FROM-NICK-MALLORY-SHAPED

HOLE IN MY HEART!

(SOBS)

PLEASE TRY TO DRINK

SOME TEA.

I'LL LET SOME FRESH

AIR IN.

HASHTAG (MOANS)

TRINA, THE MAILMAN

IS COMING BACK!

AND YOU'RE ATTACKING HIM AND

RIPPING OPEN HIS MAIL BAG!

MAILMAN:

OOH! OW! HEY!

I NEED THAT FOR MAIL!

IT'S FINALLY HERE!

(READING)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY.

FROM JASON.

JASON?!

THAT WAS NICE OF JASON.

MY HEART WANTS

THE LOVE IT WANTS!

(SCREAMS)

(SHATTERING)

(BEEPING)

LANEY:

I GOTTA SAY,

I'M SURPRISED THAT A TOWN OUR

SIZE HAS A SPARKLE DEPOT.

COREY:

WELL, THAT'S ONE PROBLEM

SOLVED!

BUT HOW DO WE DELIVER

THE CARDS?

WE CAN DO IT!

WE'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE...

(IN UNISON)

PAPERBOYS!

(LAUGHING)

A VALENTINE FROM GROJBAND!

(TRINA'S SCREAM!)

I WANNA BE ALONE.

(TRINA'S SCREAM!)

OOF!

(HISSES)

(TRINA'S SCREAM!)

(SPLASH)

(TRINA'S SCREAM!)

THIS VALENTINE'S

ALL UP IN MY FACE!

MAKES A MAYOR FEEL LIKE

HE NEEDS SOME SPACE.

(GASP)

(BUS HONKS)

MOTHER!?

COREY:

THANKS FOR INVITING US HERE,

MR. MAYOR.

WE'RE GLAD WE COULD SPREAD

THE LOVE ALL OVER PEACEVILLE.

YOUR HATE FILLED SONG BROKE UP

EVERYONE IN PEACEVILLE!

EVEN THAT DONUT

KICKED OUT ITS JELLY!

MR. MAYOR, YOU PROBABLY MEAN

THE OPPOSITE OF ALL THAT.

OUR CARDS HAD THE SOUNDS

OF LOVE INSIDE.

NO, THIS WAS HATE,

WITH A SIDE OF HATE,

SMOTHERED IN HATE GRAVY!

AND AS MAYOR OF PEACEVILLE,

I SENTENCE GROJBAND

TO A PUBLIC BREAKUP!

HORRIBLE MAYOR SAYS WHAT?

LANEY:

THAT'S CRAZY! GROJBAND

WOULD NEVER BREAK UP!

YEAH! NO MATTER HOW MANY

MAYORS SAY SO!

WE'LL LET YOU SAY SO

YOURSELF

WITH YOUR VALENTINE'S

BREAKUP MESSAGE!

THOSE CARDS AREN'T

GOING TO -

(TRINA'S SCREAM!)

OH YEAH!

FEEL THAT THING!

I WOULDN'T FEEL ANYTHING

IF SOMEONE HADN'T HAD

ANOTHER "PLAAANNNNN."

OR IF SOMEONE ELSE

HADN'T VOLUNTEERED

TO PAPERBOY THESE

THINGS TO EVERYONE!

GUYS,

THAT WASN'T OUR SONG.

I THINK THAT WAS

TRINA SCREAMING.

IMAGINE THAT.

YOUR SISTER BEING

RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR MUSIC.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE SHOULD HAVE TRIED

ONE OF YOUR IDEAS

AND PUT SOME SCIENCE,

DAYDREAMS,

OR COMPLAINING

IN THE CARDS!

WELL, HOW'S THIS FOR AN IDEA?

GROJBAND IS BREAKING UP!

MAYOR MELLOW:

GOOD. JUST SO YOU KNOW,

WE WERE READY TO MAIL Y'ALL

TO DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.

♪ Breaking up is hard to do ♪

COOL. NO MORE COREY SCHEMES

TO KEEP ON TRACK!

I CAN FILL EVERY DAY

WITH COMMON SENSE

AND CAREFUL PLANNING.

PLANS FOR WHAT?

ARE YOU JUST GONNA WAIT

UNTIL YOU HAVE AN IDEA

AND THEN POINT OUT

WHY IT WON'T WORK?

WHAT'S WRONG

WITH GOING STEP-BY-STEP

UNTIL I'M HAVING FUN?

WOW. YOU GONNA SIT

ON YOUR BED

AND WAIT FOR COMMON SENSE

TO STRIKE?

MAYBE.

WITH ALL MY FREE TIME,

I'M GONNA FOLLOW

MY TRUE CALLING -

THREE-LEGGED RACE CHAMPION!

THAT'S MY TRUE CALLING,

YOU TRUE CALLING-STEALER!

HA! YOU'VE ONLY GOT

TWO LEGS, CHUMP!

WE'LL SEE WHO'S FASTER!

(GRUNTING) OOF!

COREY:

GUYS, HEAR ME OUT.

I KNOW GROJBAND BROKE UP,

BUT THIS'LL BE DIFFERENT!

THIS TIME, WE CAN PLAY

THE MOON!

THE LIGHT GRAVITY

WILL LET US DO

AWESOME ROCK STAGE JUMPS!

WHO'S IN?

COOL! JIN, GET STARTED

ON THE ROCKET.

JON, TELL ME

HOW TO ROCK THE MOON.

JANEY, AM I MISSING

ANYTHING?

COOL. LET'S MIX OUR

OWN ROCKET FUEL!

♪ Grojband is gonna

rock the moon ♪

(DISTANT CROWD SOBS)

TELL THOSE PEOPLE

TO STOP BEING SAD.

I CAN'T HEAR MY SOFT

TREMBLING MOANS!

(SOFT TREMBLING MOAN)

FROM THE VARIETY OF SOBBING

I HEAR,

I THINK EVERYONE IN TOWN

HAS BROKEN UP

WITH SOMEONE CLOSE TO THEM.

(GASP)

SHOULD WE BREAK UP?

OH, MINA.

IT'S SO CUTE THAT YOU THINK

WE'RE CLOSE ENOUGH TO BREAKUP.

(SAD MOAN)

WOW. THIS ISN'T A SIGN

OF ANYTHING.

COREY:

LEAVE 'EM ALONE.

THEY'RE TAKING A BREAK

FROM SUPPORTING MY IDEAS.

LANEY:

I JUST CAME BACK FOR MY STUFF.

EEEEE!

(PANTING)

KON:

I NEED MY EMERGENCY

BREAKUP KIT!

OUR EMERGENCY BREAKUP KIT.

WOW. LOOKS LIKE GROJBAND

REALLY IS THROUGH.

GUESS WE BETTER DIVVY UP

THE SPECIAL BAND MEMORIES BOX.

WHAT'S THIS?

IT'S NOTHING!

IT'S JUST SOMETHING I RECORDED

BEFORE THE BAND BROKE UP,

BUT AGH, WHATEVER.

HEY GUYS, JUST WANTED TO TELL

YOU HOW PROUD I AM

TO BE A MEMBER OF THE GREATEST

BAND IN PEACEVILLE

AND SOON TO BE THE WORLD.

I KNOW SOMETIMES

I'M ALL "GRUMBLE, GRUMBLE"

AND A BIT OF A MOTHER HEN...

BUT IT'S ONLY 'CAUSE I CARE

ABOUT YOU,BONEHEADS.

THERE, I SAID IT!

NOW SHUT THIS CARD

AND LET'S GET OUR ROCK ON!

GROJBAND FOREVER!!!

KON:

CAN WE HUG AND GET BACK

TOGETHER?

(SOBBING)

ENOUGH!

ONLY I AM SAD TODAY!

DID YOU GUYS GET

A VALENTINE FROM JASON

INSTEAD OF NICK MALLORY?

DOUBTFUL!

(THROWING GRUNTS)

LANEY: HEY!

KON: OW!

TRINA! YOU SHOULDN'T BE

OUT OF BED!

(AGONIZED SCREAM)

MAN! HER HEART MUST BE FULL

OF SOMETHING AWFUL!

COREY:

GUYS, THAT'S IT!

TRINA'S HATE FILLED CARD

BROKE EVERYONE UP

BECAUSE IT WAS

FROM THE HEART!

AND LANEY'S CARD

CAME FROM THE HEART

AND IT GOT US

BACK TOGETHER!

WE CAN FIX EVERYTHING WITH

A HEARTFELT LOVE SONG!

YEAH, BUT HOW DO WE GET

HEARTFELT HAPPY LYRICS

FROM TRINA'S DIARY?

I THINK SHE JUST NEEDS

THE RIGHT MESSAGE.

NICK MALLORY CAN'T BELIEVE

NO ONE WANTS A FREE HUG.

HEY, NICK.

BRING IT IN,

COREY RIFFIN.

ACTUALLY, I WAS HOPING YOU

COULD RECORD AN AUDIO HUG

FOR TRINA

FOR VALENTINE'S DAY.

I'D LOVE TO HELP,

BUT NICK PREFERS TO GIVE AWAY

HIS VALENTINE'S DAY HUGS

IN PERSON.

TELL TRINA THERE'S

ONE HERE WAITING.

IT'LL MAKE HER HAPPY.

UNDERSTOOD! THANKS!

WE DIDN'T GET ANYTHING!

I THINK WE GOT EVERYTHING

WE NEED, LANES.

(SOLDERING IRON SIZZLES)

PIECING TOGETHER A LOVE MESSAGE

FROM NICK

ISN'T REALLY HONEST.

NOPE.

BUT IT'S DONE.

HEY, LOOK! A VALENTINE

FROM NICK MALLORY!

I WONDER WHO IT'S FOR?

TRINA:

GIMME!

NICK: (ON CARD)

HAPPY. VALENTINE'S DAY.

NICK LOVE TRINA.

HUGS WAITING.

NICK LOVE TRINA?

HUGS WAITING?!

MY HEART FEELS THAT THING

WHERE IT'S FIXED!

(HAPPY GIGGLE)

(SCREAM OF JOY)

♪♪

(BIRDS CHIRP)

♪♪

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

TIME FOR A REUNION SHOW!

♪ Year after year,

after year, ♪

♪ You've passed me by ♪

All:

♪ Passed me by ♪

♪ But baby I was made to be

the apple of your eye ♪

Corey: ♪ Now love ♪

Band: ♪ Love ♪

Corey:

♪ It's in my heart ♪

♪ Now that I've received

your card ♪

Band:

♪ Now and forever ♪

♪ I'll have the proof ♪

♪ That I love you

and you love me too ♪

(SPLASH)

♪ Baby, I've been waiting ♪

♪ And I'm glad

that I've been patient ♪

♪ Now that I've got you ♪

♪ All of my dreams come true ♪

Corey: ♪ Love ♪

Band: ♪ Love ♪

Corey:

♪ It's in my heart ♪

♪ Now that I've received

your card ♪

♪ Now and forever

I'll have the proof ♪

♪ That I love you,

And you love me too! ♪

♪ I love you,

And you love me too! ♪

KON:

WELL, IT WAS A LOT OF WORK,

BUT LOVE IS BACK, GUYS.

KIN:

AND SOON THE FEELING

IN OUR ARMS'LL BE BACK!

THAT'S A GOOD POINT.

BECAUSE FEELING

IS EVERYWHERE IN US.

NOT JUST IN THE HEART.

IT'S IN EVERY HUGGING ARM.

SMILING FACE.

OR THUMPED FIST.

BUT IT'S NEVER, EVER,

EVER, IN OUR TEETH.

IF IT IS, YOU SHOULD SEE

A DENTIST.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULD WRITE

THIS STUFF DOWN, CORE.

MAYBE EVEN SING IT.

YOU KNOW, LIKE LYRICS.

HEY, JANEY SAID

THE SAME THING.

ARGH.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!