Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that might just work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(HUFFING AND PUFFING)

DO YOU LIKE TO RUN,

BUT HATE TO LOSE?

THEN DON'T FALL BEHIND -

JUST RUN IN ONE PLACE!

THE PEACEVILLE STATIONARY

MARATHON

IS IN TWO WEEKS!

EVERY PLACE IS FIRST PLACE!

SO IS GROJBAND GOING TO ENTER

THE STATIONARY MARATHON

BECAUSE RUNNING IN PLACE

IS OUR NEW DESTINY?

LANES,

THAT WOULD NEVER WORK.

KON:

(STRUGGLING)

I CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT

ALL OF THESE AIR FRESHENERS

FOR OUR MAGIC JELLY BEANS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TRADED

OUR MAGIC JELLY BEANS

FOR AIR FRESHENERS!

THEY WERE MAGIC!

BUT THESE SMELL

LIKE CHRISTMAS!

(BIG SNIFF)

OHHHHH.

SPEAKING OF WHICH,

WE PROBABLY REEK FROM

ALL THAT CRATE HAULING.

(SNIFFS, GLASS SHATTERS)

SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.

WE SHOULD WASH UP.

RACE YA!

KON: OOF!

AGHHHH!

LANEY:

IT'S JUST YOU USUALLY

SEE SOMETHING

AND SUDDENLY DECIDE

WE'RE GONNA DO IT.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS SO SUDDEN!

(ANGELIC SINGING)

SPEAKING OF SUDDEN.

WHERE'S THAT ANGELIC

SINGING COMING FROM?

(ANGELIC SINGING)

YOU GUYS ARE TAKING A BATH?

WE WERE STINKY.

TOGETHER?

WE'RE BROTHERS!

IN MY TUB?

(IN UNISON)

WE'RE TWINS!

I'M MORE SHOCKED BY HOW GOOD

YOU GUYS SOUND IN HERE.

YEAH.

(ROCK SCREAM)

YEEEEAAAAAAH!

THE ACOUSTICS IN HERE

ARE AMAZING!

WHAT A PERFORMANCE SPACE!

THIS IS GONNA BE

OUR NEW THING!

YOU YELLING AT US

IN THE TUB?

SHOWER MUSIC!

NO ONE MAKES

SHOWER MUSIC!

AND I BET

WE'LL FIND OUT WHY.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

READY FOR BATH TIME,

QUACKERJACK?

(SQUEAKS)

(METAL RIFF, SCREAMING)

AARGH! WHY ARE YOU

IN MY BATHROOM?

COREY:

WE ONLY HAVE ONE BATHROOM.

I'VE BEEN USING THIS

TUB MY WHOLE LIIIIIIFE.

GA GA GOO GOO!

(CRYING)

(SCREAMS)

COREY:

WELL, WE'VE WORN OUT

THIS CROWD!

LET'S TAKE THIS THING

ON THE ROAD!

(METAL RIFF, SCREAMING)

IT'S JUST A BATH!

NO FEAR!

(METAL RIFF, SCREAMING,

DOG BARKS)

(HUMMING)

(METAL RIFF, SCREAMING)

KON:

RUDE!

(SIGHS)

I DON'T GET IT.

IT'S LIKE PEOPLE DON'T LIKE

STRANGERS IN THEIR BATHROOMS!

WHAT A SHAME.

I GUESS THAT MEANS WE HAVE TO-

COREY:

THAT'S IT!

WE'LL PLAY OUR MUSIC INTO THEIR

SHOWERS THROUGH THE PIPES!

YOU TOTALLY CALLED IT,

LANEY!

I DIDN'T CALL ANYTHING!

MINA:

SO YOU'RE REALLY NOT GONNA

USE YOUR SHOWER ANYMORE?

MY BROTHER HAS USED

THAT SHOWER!

IT'S OFFICIALLY

A NIGHTMARE HOLE.

I AM NEVER SHOWERING AGAIN!

UM,

BUT IF YOU DON'T SHOWER,

YOU'RE GOING TO GET DIRTY

AND STINKY.

I'VE TOTALLY ALREADY GENIUSED

A SOLUTION. BEHOLD!

OR VOILA, OR WHATEVER!

(TOILET FLUSHES)

(GASP)

BUT THIS IS THE LEAKIEST

TOILET IN PEACEVILLE!

IF YOU DON'T JIGGLE

THE HANDLE - OW!

IT'LL RUN FOREVER!

AND THE TOWN'S RESERVOIR

WILL DRAIN EMPTY!

NO ONE IN TOWN WILL SHOWER

AGAIN!

I'LL STILL SMELL THE BEST!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

CHANCE HAPPENING:

IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS SINCE

THE PEACEVILLE RESERVOIR

MYSTERIOUSLY EMPTIED,

PLUNGING THE TOWN INTO A

STINKING FILTHY SHOWER-DROUGHT!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

AS THE TOWN'S LEVEL

OF STANK-NASTINESS

REACHES EGG-SALAD-SANDWICH

LEVELS,

IT MAY BE TIME TO PANIC.

NOT EVEN PLUGGING

OUR NOSES WILL HELP

WHEN THE PEACEVILLE STATIONARY

MARATHON STARTS TO SWEAT.

I CAN ONLY HOPE NONE

OF US LIVE TO SEE IT.

OUR COVERAGE BEGINS

AT SIX!

KON:

GET YOUR AIR FRESHENERS HERE!

MAYBE TRADING

OUR MAGIC JELLY BEANS

FOR AIR FRESHENERS

WAS A GOOD IDEA.

KON:

I'VE NEVER SEEN SO MUCH

CASH IN MY LIFE.

WE COULD BUY A BIKE!

OR A YACHT!

OR A BIKE YACHT!

(DRUM ROLL)

YEEEEAAAAAH!

LANEY:

THIS TOWN STINKS SO MUCH

THE SKY IS TURNING YELLOW,

YET SOMEHOW TRINA MANAGES

TO ESCAPE THE REEK.

SHE HAS A MINA.

(BELL DINGS)

(BELL DINGS)

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FORCE

LEMONADE THROUGH THE STRAW,

TRINA.

UGH!

THEN JUST PERFUME ME!

(SPRITZES)

I'M ALMOST OUT.

I'LL GET MORE.

TAKE ME WITH YOU!

I WANT TO RUB EVERYONE'S

NOSE IN MY SMELLING-GOOD.

(STRAINING)

COREY:

EVERYONE BUT TRINA

IS MOPIN' FOR A SOAPIN'!

AND THE STATIONARY

MARATHON IS TODAY!

WE COULD HAVE PLAYED

EVERY SHOWER IN TOWN!

YOU GOTTA LET IT GO, CORE.

WE CAN'T FILL UP

THE RESERVOIR.

THAT'S IT! WE CAN FILL UP

THE RESERVOIR!

HOW DOES YOUR BRAIN WORK?!

TRINA:

TELL ME AGAIN,

WHO'S THE NICEST-SMELLING

OF THEM ALL?

(PANTING)

YOU ARE, TRINA.

(CRASH)

YOU'D BETTER FIX THAT.

THESE SHOES ARE MADE

FOR SITTING, MINA.

(GASP)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

MINA, SPRITZ ME!

(SPRITZES, GLASS SHATTERS)

(CAT SCREECHES,

TIRES SQUEAL)

WHAT?! HOW CAN THOSE 48

BOTTLES BE EMPTY ALREADY!

MINA, I NEED TO SMELL

THE BEST! GRRRR!

(SNIFFS)

(GASP)

DID YOU JUST SMELL ME?

WHAT? NO, NO, NO!

IT'S JUST ALLERGIES!

WHAT. IS. THIS?!

IT'S A STINK LINE.

BUT IT'S TINY!

NICK MALLORY:

WHOA, LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S

HAVING RICKSHAW TROUBLE.

ALLOW NICK MALLORY

TO BE OF SERVICE.

TRINA

OH NICK.

YOU'RE MY HERO!

(SNIFF)

WHEW.

TRINA RIFFIN,

GETTING A LITTLE RIPE.

WHAT? CAN'T BE!

MAYBE IT'S YOU.

NICK'S AFRAID

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

NICK DOESN'T DO STINK.

IT'S VERY UN-NICK.

COOL STINK-LINE,

TRINA.

(SCREAMS)

I NEED A SHOWER!

LET ME DRIVE YOU!

OR YOU'LL GET

MORE STINK LINES!

♪ Nick does not do stink ♪

WE NEED TO DIRECT THE RUNNERS

TO THE RESERVOIR HERE.

KIN:

BUT THAT'S A MAP

OF CHOCOMETROPOLIS,

THE TASTY BOARD GAME TOWN.

THE PRINCIPLE IS THE SAME.

HOW DO WE GET THEM

TO FOLLOW US?

EVERYONE FOLLOWS ARROWS.

HMM. LEFT, HUH?

BUT WHY GET THEM

TO THE RESERVOIR?

TO SWEAT IT OUT

OF COURSE.

BUT WE'LL STILL NEED LYRICS

IF WE'RE GONNA ROCK EVERY

SHOWER IN PEACEVILLE, CORE.

CUE TRINA!

TRINA:

I TOTALLY BESEECH

AND BEG YOU,

OH, SUPER-HOT SHOWER GODS!

PLEASE BLAST

THE STANK OFF ME!

PLEEEEEEAAAAASE!

HAVING SOME TRINA

TROUBLES?

SHE'S STARTING TO STINK!

SO SHE'S PRAYING

TO THE SHOWER GODS.

BUT THERE AREN'T

ANY SHOWER GODS.

I TRIED TO TELL HER,

BUT SHE THREATENED ME

WITH THEIR VENGEANCE.

JUST, ONE, DROP!

ONE DROP!

I THINK ONLY FAMILY KNOWS

WHAT TO DO IN THIS CASE.

UNLESS YOU WANT THE VENGEANCE

OF THE SHOWER GODS?

(WHIMPERS)

NO.

(ZUMBA MUSIC)

HEY, THIS IS FUN!

NOW I KNOW WHY KIN AND KON

DO THIS ALL THE TIME!

LANEY:

CONGRATS.

YOU DANCE LIKE A MOM.

ONE DROP.

SO I CAN SMELL LIKE ME AGAIN.

LIKE ME.

LIKE NICK LIKES ME.

YES! I SMELL LIKE...

(SNIFF) COREY?

COREY:

JUST WRINGIN' OUT

THE OLD SWEATBAND.

DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.

GUESS YOU NEED A SHOWER NOW,

HUH?

SWEATBAND? YOUR SWEAT?

ON ME?

NOW I SMELL LIKE, YOU!

RAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH!

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

I HOPE KIN AND KON

MADE THE ARROWS WORK.

LET'S GO.

KIN:

SO WHAT'S THE PLAN?!

KON:

IF WE GO UP TO ELEVENTEENTH

STREET,

WE CAN GET THEM THERE

IN TWO ARROWS!

WE CAN CONSERVE THESE OTHER

ARROWS FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS!

I WISH OUR PARENTS HAD WORRIED

ABOUT SUSTAINABLE ARROWS!

♪ Sweaty skull transition ♪

MARATHONERS:

(HUFFING AND PUFFING)

THEIR SWEAT IS FILLING

THE RESERVOIR!

AND WE SOLD THE REST OF

OUR AIR FRESHENERS TO THEM!

THIS IS THE MOST CLEVER

AND DISGUSTING THING EVER!

THIS JUST IN!

THE PEACEVILLE RESERVOIR

IS SOMEHOW FULL!

HOWEVER, WE DO URGE CAUTION

AS WE DO NOT KNOW-

EVERYONE SHOWER NOW!

YOU MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER

CHANCE!

JUST GO WITHOUT THINKING!

GO!

TOLD YOU THIS WHOLE PLAN WAS

AS EASY AS ROCKIN' INTO A PIPE!

KIN:

FINALLY!

I'VE BEEN WAITING TWO WEEKS

TO USE MY INVENTION

THAT GETS OUR MUSIC

INTO THE CITY PIPES!

PEACEVILLE ARE YOU READY

TO SHOWER?

♪ Ahhhhhhhhh! ♪

♪ When you've been

working up a sweat ♪

♪ You gotta wash

that stink away ♪

♪ Scrub those nooks

and crannies ♪

♪ That goes double

for you grannies ♪

♪ If it's the smell test

that you wanna pass ♪

♪ Scrub your feet,

wash your pits ♪

♪ And don't forget your-

Gluteus max! ♪

♪ B.O. Away! ♪

♪ You gotta scrub your ♪

♪ B.O. Away! ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub-a-dub

Scrub-a-dub-dub-a-dub ♪

♪ Dubahhhh! ♪

♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub-a-dub

Scrub-a-dub-dub-a-dub-a

dubahhhh! ♪

♪ Scrub-a-dub-dub-a-dub-a ♪

♪ B.O. Away! ♪

♪ You gotta scrub your ♪

♪ B.O. Away! Yeah! ♪

(rock scream)

♪ Yeahhhhhhhh! ♪

(RUMBLING, CRASH)

(FLIES BUZZ,

WATER WHOOSHES)

(WATER RUSHES)

WAIT A SECOND!

THIS WATER IS CLEAN!

DIBS ON THE SHOWER,

MOTHER!

CHANCE HAPPENING,

HAPPY TO REPORT THAT PEACEVILLE

NO LONGER STINKS!

WELL, MOST OF US

NO LONGER STINK.

SOME OF YOU JUST NORMALLY

STINK.

BUT THE SHOWERS

ARE BACK ON!

IN OTHER NEWS,

ALL THE PARTICIPANTS

OF THE STATIONARY MARATHON

WERE DISQUALIFIED FOR RUNNING

TO THE MARATHON SITE.

LANEY:

WE ACTUALLY DID IT.

WE PLAYED EVERY

SHOWER IN TOWN.

BUT TO WHAT END,

LANES?

WE GET LIFE ALL OVER US,

AND THEN WE JUST WASH IT OFF.

IS THE STINK OF LIFE

SO TERRIBLE

THAT WE'D RATHER SMELL

LIKE SOME KIND OF FLOWER

OR WEIRD FRUIT?

AND WHY WOULD SOMEONE

MAKE A SPONGE THAT HURTS?

WE NEED TO SING WHEN

WE'RE OUT OF THE SHOWER.

BECAUSE THAT'S

WHERE LIFE HAPPENS.

WELL, I MANAGED TO SAVE

A FEW OF THESE FOR US,

FOR OLD TIMES SAKE.

LANEY, KIN:

MMM. CHRISTMAS.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE MONEY

YOU MADE FROM SELLING THESE?

WE BOUGHT OUR BEANS BACK.

BEST 2.8 MILLION DOLLARS

WE'VE EVER SPENT.

THEY COULD GROW ANYTHING.

EVEN A BIKE YACHT PLANT!

(DRUM ROLL,

HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

(THUNDER CLAPS)

WITH MEGASTORM BILL JR.

PREPARING TO PUMMEL PEACEVILLE,

MAYOR MELLOW IS

ACTING TOUGH.

REAL TOUGH!

THOUGH AS

A NINE CENT STEAK.

(CLINK)

TOWN-UP, PEACEVILLE!

IF YOU'RE AFRAID

OF A FEW RAINDROPS,

MOVE TO COWARDTOWN!

(SCREAMING)

WELL, LOOKS LIKE OUR OUTDOOR

GIG IS CANCELED.

COREY:

READ CLOSER, LANES!

WITH EVERY PURCHASE

FROM OUTDOOR BARNEY'S,

FREE ADMISSION TO GROJBAND'S

SHOW AT HIGHGROUND PARK.

RAIN OR SHINE!

I GOT MY FREE TICKET

WHEN I BOUGHT THIS RAFT!

LANEY:

KON, YOU'RE IN THE BAND.

YOU ALWAYS GET IN FOR FREE.

♪ Membership has its perks ♪

NICK UPDATED HIS STATUS

TO NICK MALLORY IS INHALING!

NOW EXHALING!

YEAH, HE'S GREAT KEEPING

A STEADY RHYTHM.

I KNOW RIGHT?!

OH! INHALING AGAIN!

WELL, IT ALSO LETS US

WATCH CUTE BABY VIDEOS.

I LIKE THEIR LAUGHS!

BABIES ROT!

NEEDY, NOISY,

SLIME-PILES!

(THUNDER CLAPS, GASPS)

NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

THE INTERNET IS LIKE,

OUT-ERNET!

I DON'T KNOW IF NICK

IS STILL BREATHING!

THIS COULDN'T GET WORSE!

KON:

I CAN'T SEE!

I'M RAFT BLIND!

WHEW!

THERE'S NO SUCH THING

AS RAFT BLINDNESS.

IT'S A POWER FAILURE.

LANEY:

EXACTLY!

RAIN-OR-SHINE IS ONE THING,

CORE.

BUT WE NEED POWER TO PLAY

OUR INSTRUMENTS.

ALL WE NEED IS THE POWER

INSIDE US.

WE'RE GONNA STRIP THINGS DOWN

TO THE BARE ESSENTIALS.

(IN UNISON)

WE'RE GOING TO PLAY NAKED!

(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

UH... NO.

WE'RE GOING UNPLUGGED!

HUH.

OF COURSE.

YEAH.

WHO DIDN'T KNOW THAT?

MINA:

MAYBE IT'S NOT A SUPER-GREAT

TIME FOR A DRIVE,

(THUNDER CLAPS)

EEEEE!

WHAT WITH THE TORRENTIAL

DOWNPOUR AND ALL.

MAYBE OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR

WITHOUT TALKING, MINA.

MAYBE THAT!

(WATER GURGLES,

THEN WHOOSHES)

(SPLASH)

ARE YOU OKAY, TRINA?

NO!

WE HAVE TO FIND NICK!

HE MAY NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH!

AND MY MOUTH NEEDS TO GET THERE

BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE'S DOES!

HE'LL PROBABLY HEAD

FOR HIGHGROUND PARK.

IT'S HIGH GROUND.

THEN PADDLE US

TO HIGHGROUND PARK, MINA!

I'LL STEER!

HEY TRINA!

CAN WE GET A RIDE?

TRINA: (HONKING)

I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER

MY TOTALLY LOUD HORN!

CORE,

THIS IS A DISASTER.

I DON'T THINK ANYONE'S GONNA

SHOW UP TO THE GIG NOW.

MAYOR MELLOW:

DON'T PANIC PEACEVILLE!

JUST HEAD TO OUTDOOR BARNEY'S

AND GET YOURSELF A RAFT

AND A FREE TICKET

TO GROJBAND'S SHOW

AT HIGHGROUND PARK.

GONNA BE A WHOLE MESSA FUN!

AND ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY!

BEST MONEY I EVER SPENT.

THESE BABIES ARE PROBABLY

SOLD OUT!

THEN OUR SHOW'S PROBABLY

SOLD OUT!

AND OUR LYRIC MACHINE

IS ALREADY HEADED

TO HIGHGROUND PARK!

THIS WANTER AIN'T

GOING NOWHERE!

SO STAY CALM AND LET SOME

EMERGENCY APPLE SAUCE

FLOAT YOUR WAY!

♪ Apple sauce transition ♪

2 JUNIOR:

I TOLD THEM THEY COULDN'T

BUILD A PLAYPEN

THAT COULD HOLD 2 JUNIOR.

COME ON, GUYS,

LET'S BABY UP

TO SOME FOOL

AND HITCH A RIDE TO

HIGHGROUND PLAYGROUND.

WE CAN TAKE OVER THE JOINT

AND NAP ANY TIME WE WANT!

CAN I BRING MY BLANKIE?

'COURSE YOU CAN.

I'M NOT A TYRANT.

(CAR HONKS)

OUR RIDE'S HERE!

(SPLASH)

TRINA:

FASTER! NICK COULD BE TURNING

LIKE TOTALLY BLUE,

OR WHATEVER.

SERIOUSLY, MINA,

YOU CAN BE SO SELFISH!

(SAD GROAN)

HEY, OLD LADY.

BABY WANNA GO

ON THE SLIDE!

WE'RE GOING

TO HIGHGROUND PARK.

BUT KEEP IT HUSH, HUSH.

TRINA DOESN'T LIKE HELPING

BABIES... OR ANYONE.

THANKS, LADY.

CAN MY FWIENDS HITCH

A RIDE, TOO?

GOO GOO GOO.

COREY:

I WISH HEADING TO A GIG

AND TRYING TO GET LYRICS

WAS ALWAYS THIS RELAXING.

YOU GUYS WANNA SWING

BY OUTDOOR BARNEY'S

AND BUY A MOTOR

FOR THIS THING?

SOMEONE COULD GET

A FREE TICKET!

LANEY:

YOU JUST DON'T GET IT,

DO YOU?

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

(SPLAT)

TRINA:

HMM, IF I WAS NICK MALLORY,

WHERE WOULD I BE?

LAME QUESTION.

I'D BE LIKE, LOOKING FOR ME,

OF COURSE.

(BABIES GIGGLE)

DID YOU, HELP,

THOSE BABIES?!

THEY WERE FLOATING

IN THE WATER.

DON'T BE MAD.

YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T TELL

PEOPLE WHAT TO DO!

IT'S AN UNFLATTERING

QUALITY, MINA!

UM, I CAN'T REALLY

SEND THEM BACK.

WELL, I DON'T WANT THEM,

THEY STINK.

SUITS ME FINE!

COME ON, GANG,

LET'S TURN THAT PLAYGROUND

INTO A NAPTIME KINGDOM!

OR BETTER YET!

HOW ABOUT YOU STINK-BUCKETS

TURN THAT PLAYGROUND

INTO MY NICK-TIME QUEENDOM.

AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK

WE'LL DO ANYTHING FOR YOU?

GOT YOUR NOSE.

HEY! GIVE IT BACK!

NO MOVING OR NOISING!

I'M YOUR NEW LEADER!

A LEADER WITH LIKE,

A HUNDRED RULES AND A

GRIGILLION PUNISHMENTS!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

(THUNDER CLAPS)

I THINK WE FOUND HER!

HEY, IT'S 2 JUNIOR!

SHOULDN'T YOU BE

IN PLAYPEN DAYCARE?

I'D RATHER BE TAKEN

BACK THERE!

THAT NUTTY SISTER OF YOURS

HAS MY NOSE, AND CREW.

SHE'S GOT US PREPPIN' HER

QUEENDOM,

WHILE SHE WAITS FOR KING NICK

OR SOMETHIN'.

QUEENIE TRINIE CAN'T WAIT UNTIL

THAT SHOE STORE OPENS.

LANEY:

SHE'S BUILDING A SHOE STORE?

AND A PLACE TO GET

HER HAIR DID.

HIGH-SPEED PHONE NETWORK.

AND A JAIL.

FOR WHAT?

FASHION CRIMES?

YEP. AND STINKING.

THAT'LL GET YOU

IN THE HOLE.

BUT YOUR CREW WERE THE TOUGHEST

TYKES IN TOWN.

WHY LISTEN TO HER?

SHE'S GOT. MY. NOSE. BRO!

SHE OWNS ME UNTIL

I CAN GET IT BACK.

SHE KEEPS EVERYONE ELSE

IN LINE WITH TV.

♪ No one is happier than

the bubble bunch band ♪

♪ We're the awesomest

band in all- ♪

LANEY:

AHEM.

TRINA:

I DON'T CARE HOW TALL

THE TREES ARE!

IF YOU CLIMB THEM,

YOU'LL BE ABLE TO SPOT NICK!

CLIMB! UGH!

GET ME ONE OF THESE

THAT CAN TEXT!

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR

THEIR SQUEAKS ANYMORE.

COREY:

TRINA! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

TRINA:

YOU WILL ADDRESS ME

AS YOUR HIGHNESS!

RIGHT. I'LL UPDATE

YOUR CONTACT INFO.

IN THE MEANTIME,

YOU MIGHT WANNA STOP

BOSSING BABIES AROUND.

IT'S KINDA CREEPY.

NEVER!

BABIES NEED A QUEEN!

AND MY QUEENDOM WILL BE READY

AND AWESOME

WHEN NICK FINDS ME IN IT!

COREY:

WELL, COULD YOU MOVE TODDLER

TOWN SOMEWHERE ELSE?

WE'VE GOT A SOLD-OUT

SHOW TO PLAY

AND THE CROWD'LL

BE HERE ANY MINUTE!

(CLAPS)

(STRUGGLING)

JUST TRY TO PLAY A SHOW

ANYWHERE NEAR MY QUEENDOM

AND YOU'LL BE TOTES

DROWNED OUT

BY THE POWER OF

SCREAMING BABIES!

♪ No one is happier- ♪

(WAILING)

♪ ...bubble bunch band ♪

TRINA:

GUESS YOU HAVE TO TELL

YOUR FANS OR WHATEVER,

POWER WASN'T THE ONLY

THING THAT FAILED TODAY!

(GIGGLES, CLAPS)

GREAT. WE GOT A SHOW

TO DO ANY MINUTE.

WE HAVE NO LYRICS,

AND THERE'S A PILE OF BABIES

STANDING IN OUR WAY.

IF TRINA HATES EVERYTHING

ABOUT BABIES,

THEN WE GOTTA TURN THOSE

BABIES INTO A NOISY,

STICKY MOB THAT ACTUALLY

NEED THEIR QUEEN.

GOOD THING BABIES

CAN'T RESIST APPLE SAUCE.

AND I CAN GET MY NOSE BACK?

AND MY CREW?

GUARANTEED.

WELL, I MEAN, THERE'S A SMALL

CHANCE TRINA GETS TO HER CAR

AND RUNS EVERYONE OVER.

BETTER THAT

THAN LIVE LIKE THIS.

I'LL BE READY.

(WHISTLES)

(BOTTLES CLINK)

ALL:

SAUCE!

(WHISTLES)

(GROANS)

GRRR!

WHAT?!

(LOUD SMASH)

(GLASS SHATTERS, TRINA GASPS)

(WAILING)

MINA! SILENCE THEM!

SAVE YOURSELF!

2 JUNIOR:

YO! QUEENIE!

OVER HERE FOR SAFETY!

(STRUGGLING)

THANKS! NOW GO FIND

YOUR OWN HOLE!

SURE, RIGHT AFTER YOU GIMME

MY NOSE BACK.

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

UGH! LIKE GET AWAY!

(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)

I SAID, GET THOSE STINKY,

STICKY PAWS OUTTA MY FACE!

(HEAVY METAL PLAYS)

♪♪

(FAMES ROAR)

(PEN RASPS)

(HISSES)

(GASP)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

JUST IN TIME.

THAT'S IT, FOLKS!

RIGHT THIS WAY.

SINGLE FILE,

TO SEE GROJBAND PLAY.

LET'S ROCK!

(CHEERING)

WITH WHAT?

WE DON'T HAVE ANY GEAR!

IMPROVISE!

(DRUMMING)

♪ Rain is calling

so gather around ♪

♪ We got no reason

to carry a frown ♪

♪ We're trapped

in the best party in town ♪

♪ And we ain't gonna drown!

Oh! ♪

♪ Stuck on the island! ♪

♪ Stick the island in you! ♪

♪ Stuck on the island! ♪

♪ Stick the island in you! ♪

♪ Cloud in the sky,

Don't start to cry ♪

♪ I got something

for you to try ♪

♪ Curl your lips

right up to your eyes ♪

♪ And you gonna stay dry

Oh! ♪

♪ Stuck on the island! ♪

♪ Stick the island in you! ♪

♪ Stuck on the island! ♪

GRRRRR!

♪ Stuck on the island! ♪

♪ Stick the island in you! ♪

♪ Stuck on the island! ♪

♪ Stick the island in you! ♪

(DRUMMING)

(CROWD CHEERS)

NICK MALLORY

THINKS THIS SHOW

WAS WORTH THE VIOLENT

SEA-SICKNESS.

(SPLAT)

AGHHHH!

THANKS FOR HELPING ME

GET MY CREW BACK

AND MY NOSE!

WE'RE GONNA TAKE OFF

AND WATCH CARTOONS

WHILE WE POOP IN OUR DIAPERS.

(RAP PLAYS, TIRES SCREECH)

SHOULDN'T WE STOP THOSE BABIES

FROM STEALING A CAR?

I WOULD,

BUT MY TICKET DOESN'T SAY,

IF I CAN GET BACK IN.

(SLAPS)

UGH!

YOU READY FOR YOUR ENCORE?

'CAUSE THE POWER AIN'T

COMIN' BACK ANYTIME SOON.

NOT TODAY,

MAYOR MELLO.

MAYBE IT'S GOOD

THE POWER STAYS OFF.

SURE IT KEEPS PEOPLE IN LINE

AND IT'S FUN TO ABUSE,

BUT TOO MUCH POWER

CAN CLOUD YOUR JUDGMENT

AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW

YOU'VE BEEN THROWN IN A HOLE

FOR TEARING NOSES OFF BABIES.

AND THAT'S NEVER A GOOD THING.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!