Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can

Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(PLAYING BASS)

KIN:

READY TO HAVE

YOUR MIND "BLOWN"?

TA-DAH!

KON:

YUM! IT'S A BUBBLE MACHINE!

BUBBLES!

GET IN MY BELLY!

(BUBBLE MACHINE WHIRS,

BUBBLES SPUTTER)

'KAY. BUBBLES ARE COOL.

WHAT NOW?

WHADDYA MEAN, "WHAT NOW?"

YOU POP 'EM!

(BUBBLES POP,

LANEY GIGGLES)

(CHEWING)

(IN WONDER)

OHHHH...

(POP)

AGGGHHHHHHH!

I'VE CREATED A MONSTER!

(GARAGE DOOR SLAMS OPEN)

SORRY TO BURST YER BUBBLE,

GUYS!

BUT I BOOKED US A GIG!

VOILA!

PEACEVILLE SEWER GAS LEVELS

HAVE REACHED AN ALL TIME HIGH!

THE MAYOR WOULD LIKE TO REMIND

PEACEVILLEIANS

TO STOP FLUSHING THEIR CHEESE

DOWN THE TOILET!

LANEY:

OUR GIG IS FLUSHING CHEESE?

WHO WOULD EVEN DO THAT?

(TOILET FLUSHES)

KIN: GO, GOUDA!

KON: CHEDDAR'S BETTER!

UH, NO ONE.

-YEAH, SWEIRD.

WE'RE NOT FLUSHING CHEESE!

WE'RE ROCKING POP!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY LIVE,

HERE AT PEACEVILLES'

CARBONATION POP FESTIVAL,

WHERE THE FAIRGROUND IS

BRIMMING WITH PEOPLE

READY TO CHUG

THEIR FAVORITE BUBBLES!

AND HOW MANY FLAVOURS

WILL OUR BUBBLE LOVERS

HAVE TO CHOOSE FROM?

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

IT'S GOTTA BE THOUSANDS!

I WAS HOPING FOR MILLIONS,

BUZZ.

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

WELL, GOOD, CAUSE THAT'S

WHAT I MEANT, CHANCE.

POP MUSIC'S OUR NEW THING!

EVERYONE LOVES SODA POP!

BUT "POP" MEANS "POPULAR".

WE'LL JUST BE THE FLAVOUR

OF THE MINUTE.

COREY:

YUP! EVERY MINUTE NEEDS

A FLAVOUR,

AND THIS ONE

WILL TASTE LIKE US!

(PHONE BLEATS)

MINA,

DROP EVERYTHING!

WE'RE GOING

TO CARBONATION TONIGHT.

BUT TRINA, I THOUGHT

YOU HATED BUBBLES.

HUNKY NICK MALLORY

ALWAYS FINDS

HIS NEW FAVOURITE

POP FLAVOUR THERE.

IF I'M WITH HIM

WHEN HIS TASTE BUDS TINGLE,

HE'LL THINK ABOUT ME

EVERY TIME HE DRINKS IT.

UGH! IT'S CALLED PSYCHOLOGY,

MINA.

MAYBE ONE DAY THEY'LL HAVE

MY FAVOURITE FLAVOUR:

BFF COLA.

BUT THERE WILL BE BUBBLES -

AND WHAT DO WE DO

ABOUT BUBBLES?

NO BUBBLES WITHIN TWO

TRINA-LENGTHS OF TRINA. EVER!

AND WHAT TOTALLY HAPPENS

IF EVEN ONE BUBBLE

TOUCHES MY NOSE?

MINA:

YOU PUFF UP

AND BUBBLES GEYSER

OUT OF YOUR WHOLE FACE!

I MEAN WHAT TOTALLY HAPPENS

TO YOU?

OH, UH, I GET SENT INTO

THE CORNER OF SHAME.

I WOULD SO EXPLODE

FROM EMBARRASSMENT

IF THAT HAPPENED TO ME

IN FRONT OF NICK.

WELL, WHY RISK IT BY GOING

TO THE POP FESTIVAL?

I MEAN, CAN'T YOU BE CLOSE

TO NICK ANOTHER TIME?

SOUNDS LIKE SOMEMINA

WANTS TO BE SENT

TO THE CORNER

OF ANSWERS!

♪ Bub-bub-bubble wide! ♪

OH HEY, NICK!

SO NICE TO UNEXPECTEDLY

RUN INTO YOU HERE!

FIND ANYTHING SWEET?

NICK:

NICK'S HAD A GOOD YEAR

WITH TURBO GRAPE,

BUT IT'S TIME

FOR A NEW FLAVOUR.

YOU'LL FIND ONE!

AND YOU'LL LOVE ME!

IT. YOU'LL LOVE IT!

MAYOR MELLOW:

POP-LOVERS AND SODA-NAUTS,

WELCOME TO CARBO-NATION!

IT'S TIME TO POP THE TOP

SO WE CAN ALL GET FIZZY!

AND TO GIVE OUR MUSIC A POP,

IT'S THE BAND THAT WON'T STOP:

GROJBAND!

CROWD:

(CHEERS)

TRINA:

COREY?! AAAGH!

HE'S GONNA GET HIS COREYNESS

ALL OVER MY PLANS!

(DEVIOUS)

THAT'S IT!

WHEN COREY POPS

THAT BOTTLE CAP,

HE'S GONNA GET THE SURPRISE

OF HIS LIFE.

MINA! FIND ME SOMETHING

THAT SHAKES!

(WHIRRING)

SO WHAT DOES THIS THING SHAKE

WHEN IT'S NOT HELPING ME?

UH, I THINK IT'S A-

UGH, MINA!

WHO CARES?!

COREY:

IS EVERYONE READY

TO GET BUBBLY?

(CROWD CHEERS)

HUH?

IT'S NOT FULL OF POP?

THIS FESTIVAL'S IN TROUBLE

IF I AIN'T GOT NO BUBBLE.

COREY:

YOU CAN HAVE MINE,

MR. MAYOR.

I LOVE THE HAPPY HISS

OF BUBBLES!

(SHORT HISS,

LOUD EXPLOSION)

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

BREAKING NEWS FROM

THE CARBONATION FESTIVAL,

WHERE MAYOR MELLOW HAS TAKEN

A BOTTLE CAP TO THE BRAIN!

DID HIS HEAD

COMPLETELY EXPLODE?

WILL YOUR SODA EXPLODE

YOUR HEAD?

IS YOUR HEAD EXPLODED

RIGHT NOW?

TUNE IN AT SIX

FOR MORE.

MEDIC:

YEP. THE BOTTLE CAP IS LODGED

RIGHT IN YOUR BUBBLE

APPRECIATION CORTEX.

IT'LL TAKE ABOUT A WEEK

FOR THE CAP TO WORK ITS WAY

OUT THE OTHER EAR.

UNTIL THEN, YOU'RE REALLY

GONNA HATE BUBBLES.

BUBBLES ARE BANNED!

LOCKDOWN!

(GATES CLANG SHUT)

THESE BUBBLES AIN'T GOIN'

NOWHERE!

AND EVERYBODY'S STAYIN HERE

UNTIL THIS POP IS FLAT!

NICK'S FEELING

NOT-SO-FIZZY.

OH NO.

WE'RE FIZZLING.

WHAT IF NICK PSYCHOLOGIZES ME

WITH HAVING A FIZZLESS TIME?

WHAT DO I DO?

YOU COULD JUST

BE YOURSELF.

THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT.

I HAVE TO KEEP NICK HAPPY!

KIN:

THOSE POOR LITTLE BUBBLES.

GONE FOREVER!

KON:

BUBBLE HUG?

(SOBBING)

KIN:

(SOBBING)

BUB-BLE-HU-U-UG.

IF THE CROWD IS DRINKING

FLAT SODA,

THEN THEIR MOOD'S GONNA

FIZZ OUT!

IF WE DON'T MAKE THINGS POP,

THIS GIG IS SURE TO FALL FLAT!

YOU'RE REALLY ON A ROLL

WITH ALL THOSE POP PUNS, HUH?

I AM! AND...

THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!

GROJBAND!

LET'S ROLL OUT.

♪ Bubble Skull transition ♪

COREY:

LANES AND I WILL ROUND UP

ALL THE FLAT POP.

YOU AND KON HEAD BACK

TO THE GARAGE

AND FIGURE OUT

HOW TO REBUBBLE IT.

KIN:

AYE, AYE, CAP'N!

(ARMS WHIR)

COREY:

LADIES FIRST.

LANEY:

(SMITTEN) AW! THANKS!

(FOOTSTEP SQUISHES

IN SEWER PUDDLE)

EW. THANKS.

GETTING BUBBLES BACK

INTO THIS SODA

SHOULD BE EASY FOR US!

WE BUILT A TIME MACHINE!

WELL,

I BUILT A TIME MACHINE.

YEAH, BUT I WAS THE ONE

WHO LAUGHED AT YOU

WHEN YOU SAID

YOU COULD DO IT.

I MOTIVATED YOU

WITH MY DELIGHTFUL LAUGHTER.

(LAUGHS)

UGH! LET'S JUST GET TO

THE MONTAGE ALREADY!

(BLOWING HARD,

LOUD EXPLOSION)

KON:

(LAUGHS)

(WHEEZY PUFF,

LOUD POP)

(LAUGHS)

(MACHINE SQUEAKS,

LOUD EXPLOSION)

KON:

(LAUGHING)

DID IT WORK?

(BUBBLE POPS)

KIN:

NOPE.

(STRUGGLING GRUNT)

COREY?

A LITTLE HELP?

COREY:

YEAH, I'M A BIT BUSY

POINTING TO THE PLACE

WHERE YOU NEED TO PUT

THAT HEAVY BARREL.

(STRUGGLING GRUNTS)

AAAND DONE!

LET'S CHECK ON KIN AND KON.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YOUR EYES LOOK DUSTY.

I HEARD EYE CONTACT

MAKES BOYS HAPPY,

SO IF I STARE LONG ENOUGH

NICK'LL HAVE

THE BEST TIME EVER!

MUST. NOT. BLINK!

(GASPS IN HORROR)

(SLURPS)

TRINA:

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

HEY NICK, YOU KNOW

WHAT'S THE COOLEST?

CHEERING UP!

I MEAN, WHO NEEDS BUBBLES?

MAYOR MELLOW:

DID YOU SAY BUBBLE?

TRINA:

UM, NO.

KID:

(BLOWS BUBBLE, POP)

SEIZE HIM!

PRISON FOR LIFE!

COREY:

ALL RIGHT, GUYS,

WHADDYA GOT?

YOU BUILT A BUBBLE MACHINE?

GENIUS!

OOOOH. RIIIGHT.

TA-DA!

LET'S CELEBRATE!

(POPS BUBBLE WRAP)

(GASPS) BUBBLES...

(GROWLS)

YOU'RE LUCKY I DIDN'T GET

TO YOU FIRST.

BUT I'LL FIND YOUR BROTHERS.

(BUBBLES SPUTTER NEARBY)

I'M COMING FOR YOU, BUBBLES!

(HOWLS)

(LAUGHS EVILLY)

♪ Watch out, bubbles!

Here he comes! ♪

LANEY:

SO IS THE POP GONNA GET FILLED

WITH STINKY SEWER BUBBLES?

MAYBE. WE'LL ONLY BE SURE

AFTER IT WORKS

AND WE SAVE THE GIG.

ARE THERE ANY LYRICS

IN THESE BUBBLES WE COULD USE?

ONE PROBLEM AT A TIME,

LANES.

MAYOR MELLOW:

POP-POP-POP,

YOU'D BETTER STOP!

EEP!

COREY:

CHANGE OF PLANS!

LET'S SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS

AT ONCE!

MAYOR MELLOW WANTS

TO STOP THE POP.

TRINA HAS TROUBLES

WITH BUBBLES.

I'LL HANDLE THE MAYOR;

YOU GET TRINA

ABOVE THAT MANHOLE!

TRINA:

TRY THIS ONE, NICK.

IT'LL TASTE LIKE LIP GLOSS.

THE SAME KIND I WEAR

ON MY LIPS.

(WHISPERS TO MINA)

PSYCHOLOGY.

KIN:

HOW DO WE GET TRINA

OVER THE SEWER HOLE?

KON:

UH, CATAPULT?

LANEY:

UGH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH

OF YOUR CLEVER PLANS!

TRINA:

WHAAA!

WHAT'S IN THE BARREL,

BUBBLEBOY?

WE PUT THE BUBBLES

BACK IN THE POP!

THOSE PEOPLE UP THERE

DESERVE TO HAVE SOME FIZZY FUN,

AND YOU CAN'T STOP IT!

(GROWLS)

(POP)

(ROARS ANGRILY)

IF YOU THINK

THESE BUBBLES POP,

WAIT TILL MELLOW

BLOW HIS TOP!

TRINA:

AGH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

LET ME GO!

THE BUBBLES ARE RIGHT HERE.

COME GET 'EM.

ROOOAAAAARRR!

(BUBBLE WRAP POPS)

BUBBLES? BUBBLES!

BUBBLES! BUBBLES!

(SPLASH)

TRINA: AAAGGGHHHHHHH!

NO! BUBBLES?!

WAAAAAA-CHOOOOOOO!

(GASPS IN HORROR)

UH-OH.

MAYBE NICK WILL STICK

WITH LEMONADE THIS SUMMER.

TRINA:

NO! NICK!

I'M THE SWEETEST!

O.M. PSYCHOLO-G!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(BUBBLES SPUTTER)

♪♪

(SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)

(BOTTLES POP, GASPS)

(PEN RASPS)

(FLAME HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

WHAT ABOUT THE BUBBLES?!

THEY'RE GONE!

BUT WE DON'T NEED THE FIZZ

TO BRING THE POP!

HEY, PEACEVILLE!

LET'S GET DOWN TO FIZZ-NESS!

♪ They make their sad sounds,

And you see their frowns ♪

♪ When your bubble

wants to rise, ♪

♪ They try to bring you down! ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

♪ Na-na na

Na na-na na ♪

♪ Na-na na

Na na-na na ♪

(Guitar solo)

♪ No nothing's here to stay! ♪

♪ They say

it always fades away! ♪

♪ But if we're

the latest craze ♪

♪ I wanna be everyone's

favourite flave! ♪

♪ This bubble don't pop! ♪

♪ This party

won't stah-ah-ahp! ♪

♪ If they wanna come

shut it down, ♪

♪ They better call the cops! ♪

♪ This bubble just don't pop! ♪

Grojband:

♪ Nah-nah nah

Nah nah-nah nah ♪

♪ Nah-nah nah naaaaaaaaaaah! ♪

(RATTLING)

(SIGHS) AHHHH...

MUCH BETTER!

(RATTLING)

HUH? WHERE'D THAT ONE

COME FROM?

MAYOR MELLOW:

SORRY FOR CHASING DOWN

WHILE TRYING TO LOCK YOU UP.

IT WAS BOTTLE CAP TALKING.

YOU GUYS REALLY GAVE THIS

FESTIVAL SOME FLAVOUR!

THANKS, MAYOR MELLOW,

BUT WE'RE DONE WITH POP MUSIC.

SURE, IT CAN SHOOT

RIGHT INTO YOUR EAR

AND GETS STUCK

IN YOUR BRAIN,

BUT BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

THE FIZZ IS GONE

AND IT GETS PUSHED OUT

BY THE NEXT SWEET FLAVOUR.

GROJBAND WANTS TO BE A TASTE

PEOPLE REMEMBER.

LIKE KARATE PIZZA.

TO GROJBAND!

(GULPING)

IS THIS THE SEWER POP?

IT WOULD APPEAR SO.

PUKE ON THREE?

(VOMITING)

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

(PLAYING BASS)

KIN: BOO!

KON: SURPRISE MONSTER!

NOPE. NOT SCARED.

SORRY.

KIN: BOO.

KON: SAD MONSTER.

COOOOREEEY!

TELL LANEY TO SCREAM

LIKE A GIRL!

IT'S COOL!

LANEY:

COOOOREEEY!

TELL KON THAT YOU CAN'T

TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

COREY:

YOU'RE RIGHT, LANES.

SO IS KON -

SCREAMING GIRLS ARE COOL.

A LEGION OF SCREAMING GIRL FANS

IS A SURE SIGN

THAT YOUR BAND ROCKS!

AND I KNOW JUST WHERE

TO FIND SOME!

KIN: CRIME SCENE!

KON: SPIDER FACTORY!

THE LADY RAGE

MUSIC FESTIVAL!

HEADLINER CANDY JAMZ

NEEDS AN OPENING ACT,

AND IT COULD BE US!

BOTH:

(SQUEAL)

GIRLS GO TO LADY RAGE

FOR LEGIT ROCK

FROM LEGIT GIRL ROCKERS

LIKE CANDY.

NOT TO SCREAM AT BOYS.

COREY:

THAT'S BECAUSE THEY HAVEN'T

HEARD GROJBAND YET!

LACE UP YOUR SHOES, BOYS!

WE'VE GOT SCREAMING GIRLS

TO FIND!

AND THEN RUN FROM!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪ Sweet dreams! ♪

MAYOR MELLOW:

(CLAPPING)

GREAT AUDITION!

YOU'D BE THE PERFECT

OPENING ACT FOR CANDY JAMZ!

BUT YOU'RE NOT!

(EYES SHATTER)

NOW GET OUT OF HERE

AND NEVER COME BACK!

LADY RAGE IS A LADY FESTIVAL.

AND NO OFFENCE, HONEY,

YOU'RE NO LADY.

WAIT!

I THINK LANEY'S A LADY.

SHE'S FULL OF RAGE!

DON'T LET THE NOSE-PICKING

FOOL YOU,

SHE'S THE BOSS OF US.

REALLY!

A GIRL LEADING A BAND OF BOYS?

AND PICKING HER NOSE

LIKE A CHAMP?

YOU'RE IN!

(GIRLY SQUEAL)

LANEY: A-HEM!

A) I WAS SCRATCHING MY NOSE!

AND B) WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

COREY:

C'MON, LANES!

YOU EARNED A SHOT

TO ROCK THE MIC,

AND WE CAN'T PLAY THE SHOW

ANY OTHER WAY.

YOU COULDN'T "PICK"

A BETTER REASON!

SAY "PICK" AGAIN!

SAY IT!

(GIRLS SCREAM)

CANDY JAMZ'S HERE!

(SQUEALS)

I GOTTA GET CLOSE!

MINA! ELBOWS!

(HARD THUMPING)

HERE YOU GO, T,

FRONT ROW!

TRINA:

(SQUEALS)

CANDY:

'SUP, LADIES?!

WHO'S READY TO RAGE?!

CANDY! YOUR SONGS ARE SO TRUE,

WITH EMOTIONS AND JUNK!

YOUR FIRST HIT

"YOU CAN'T TELL I LOVE YOU?"

IS TOTES HOW I FEEL ABOUT

THIS GUY I FEEL THAT WAY ABOUT!

YOU'RE THE VOICE OF HER SOUL,

CANDY!

YOU SHOULD BE THE VOICE

OF YOUR OWN SOUL, GIRL!

PEACE!

(DOOR SLAMS SHUT)

WAY TO MESS UP WHO THE VOICE

OF MY SOUL IS, MINA.

COREY:

C'MON! THINK OF

THE SCREAMING GIRLS!

LANEY:

I WILL NOT CHANGE GROJBAND!

NOT EVEN A FOR A HUG

FROM A BABY PANDA!

CANDY:

RAGE OUT, LADY!

EVEN IF THIS DUDE

CAN'T HANDLE IT.

YOUR MUSIC IS YOU!

HEY, I NEED A RAGIN' LADY

TO OPEN THIS SHOW.

SOMEONE WHO DOES HER THING

NO MATTER WHAT SOME GUY SAYS.

THINK IT'S YOU?

YEAH, SURE!

ME AND MY BAND

CAN BRING IT.

CANDY:

HA! LET'S SWAP DEETS.

YOU BOYS RUN ALONG AND PLAY.

COREY:

RIGHT AWAY, MS. JAMZ!

GET YOUR RAGE ON, LANES.

WE'LL GO SCARE UP

SOME SCREAMING GIRLS!

(CHAINSAW REVS,

KON LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

KON

SCARE!

NO, NO, NO! REMEMBER,

WE WANT HAPPY SCREAMS,

LIKE "AHHH!

GROJBAND IS SO COOL!"

NOT "GAAHHH!

CHAINSAW MANIACS!"

OR "SNAKES!"

SNAKES!

WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT?

♪ Why didn't they

think of that ♪

KATE AND ALLIE:

CAN-DY! CAN-DY! CAN-DY!

HEY, GROUPIES!

YOU HERE TO SEE US ROCK

LADY RAGE?

YOU MIGHT WANT TO WARM UP

YOUR SCREAMING MUSCLES.

GROJBAND IS PLAYING?

WE ACTUALLY CAME TO SEE

CANDY JAMZ!

WELL, WE'RE OPENING FOR HER.

FEEL LIKE SCREAMING YET?

EEEEEEEEEE!

-DID YOU MEET HER?

-HOW TALL IS SHE?

WHAT KIND OF NAILS

IS SHE AS TOUGH AS?

(IN UNISON)

CAN-DY! CAN-DY!

KIN AND KON

WHO LOVES SNAKES!

(SNAKES HISS)

KIN AND KON:

AAGGGHHHH! SNAKES!

NOOOOOOOOOO BITEY!

KON:

AGH! THEIR POINTY LITTLE TEETH

REALLY HURT!

TRINA:

CAN-DY! CAN-DY! CAN-

HEY, TRINA RIFFIN

AND TRINA JUNIOR.

NICK!

YOU CAME TO LADY RAGE?

NICK MALLORY'S HERE

TO SEE CANDY.

ME TOO!

SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL

WHO KNOWS THE JUNK I FEEL

AND SO ON AND SO FORTH!

IT'S SO COOL

THAT YOU LIKE HER, TOO!

NICK MALLORY:

I KNOW.

ENJOY THE SHOW,

TRINA RIFFIN.

TRINA:

MINA! WE HAVE TO GET CANDY

TO PLAY

"YOU CAN'T TELL I LOVE YOU?"

SO NICK AND I CAN RIDE IT

TO SMOOCH CITY!

LANEY:

WOW. RAGE REALLY PAYS, HUH?

YOU MADE IT BIG, CANDY.

IS THAT NICK MALLORY?

WE USED TO DATE.

I WROTE A SONG ABOUT HIM,

THEN I BROKE IT OFF.

YOU DUMPED HIM?!

HE WAS MAKING ME

ALL "SOFT ROCK."

IT MADE ME WANNA PUKE.

COOL.

MOST GIRLS ARE BOY-CRAZY.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

YOU'D BE TOUGHER.

NICK MALLORY:

NICK MALLORY SAYS,

"HEY, CANDY."

CANDY:

(SQUEALS)

I THOUGHT YOU BROKE UP.

CANDY:

YEAH, BUT HE'S STILL SO CUTE!

THIS BOY MAKES ME CRA-CRA!

(GIGGLES GIDDILY)

COREY:

SO WHEN WE HIT THE STAGE,

YOU CAN SCREAM

ANY WAY YOU WANT,

AS LONG AS IT'S LOUD!

COOL?

OH, WE'LL BE LOUD!

ESPECIALLY IF CANDY PLAYS

"MIND OVER MISTER!"

LEMME GUESS.

THAT SONG'S ABOUT LOVE?

PFFT! NO!

IT'S ABOUT THE GOD OF ROCK

RECRUITING SOLDIERS

TO FIGHT AGAINST

THE LORD OF SILENCE!

REALLY?

THAT SOUNDS PRETTY COOL.

AND IT'S ABOUT LOVE, TOO.

A BIT.

KIN:

WE GOTTA GO SCARIER.

YOU SHOULD BITE THE HEAD

OFF A BAT!

KON:

YES! SO SCARY!

SO, WE GOT OURSELVES

A DEAL THEN?

KON:

I'M INSANE!

(CHOMPS)

♪ Homonym Transition ♪

SORRY.

NOBODY SEES CANDY JAMZ.

TRINA:

BUT I HAVE TO!

GOT A SONG REQUEST, HUH?

SORRY.

GRRRRRRRRRR!

MINA! FINISH HIM!

(GRUNTING WITH EFFORT)

GO TO SLEEP!

(CANDY GIGGLES)

LANEY:

UM, SO... ABOUT THE MUSIC?

RIGHT!

IMPORTANT STUFF!

GUY BROMAN:

WARDROBE'S HERE!

CANDY:

EEEEEE! CLOTHES!

WEAR THE LEATHER JACKET.

IT'LL WORK WITH THAT NEW SONG

I JUST WROTE FOR YOU

ABOUT LEATHER JACKETS.

I HOPE IT DOESN'T HAVE

BIG WORDS LIKE THE LAST ONE!

BRAIN OUCHIE!

GUY AND CANDY:

(LAUGH)

LANEY:

WROTE YOUR SONG?

NO BIG WORDS?

DID YOU JUST SAY,

"EEEE, CLOTHES?!"

CANDY:

TOTES!

LANEY, THIS IS MY MANAGER,

GUY BROMAN.

ISN'T HE THE BEST?!

LANEY:

YOU SING ABOUT BEING

YOUR OWN GIRL,

AND YOU'RE TAKING ORDERS

FROM A DUDE NAMED GUY BROMAN?!

GIRLS LOOK UP TO YOU!

AND WHEN THEY LOOK UP,

THEY CAN LOOK CUTE -

WITH NEW LADY RAGE MAKEUP!

YOU GET TO OPEN MY SHOW

AND LAUNCH MY BRAND!

MAKEOVER!

URRRRGGGGHHHH!

ALLIE

...AND THE DEAD ROSES

PLAY TOMORROW!

YOU SHOULD GET

THEIR NEW ALBUM.

KATE:

"SHUT UP AND GET LOUD!"

MAN, GIRLS HAVE BEEN MAKING

MUSIC FOR YEARS!

I HAD NO IDEA!

-GRRRRRR!

-HEY, LANES.

TURNS OUT LADY ROCK

IS LEGIT.

CANDY JAMZ IS

A BOY-CRAZY FRAUD,

AND THIS FESTIVAL IS A SHAM

TO SELL MAKEUP!

I CAN'T GO ON STAGE

AND PRETEND

THIS IS ABOUT MUSIC!

OKAY, LANES, WE'VE NEVER

BAILED ON A GIG BEFORE,

BUT YOU CAN'T SELL OUT

YOUR OWN-

LANEY:

BAIL?! WE'RE GONNA ROCK

THE TRUTH OUT

AND BRING THIS FESTIVAL DOWN!

I JUST CAME TO TELL YOU

WE NEED LYRICS.

OH. OKAY.

HOW DO WE-

NICK MALLORY AND CANDY JAMZ

USED TO DATE.

GIVE TRINA THESE.

AND WHEN SHE SEE'S NICK

AND CANDY REUNITING,

HER BACKSTAGE PASS

WILL TURN INTO A ONE WAY TICKET

TO DIARY TOWN!

WOW! YOU ARE THE BAND LEADER

TODAY.

I KNOW!

IT'S REALLY COOL!

KON:

AND LET GLORGARION,

LORD OF TERROR,

BE LOOSED

UPON THE WORLD!

SORRY, GUYS.

WE GOTTA GO!

BUT THEY WERE TERRIFIED.

THAT WAS LAME.

MINA:

(GRUNTS)

SECURITY GUARD:

YOU ABOUT DONE?

I'M BORED.

MINA:

I WAS HOPING

I WOULDN'T HAVE TO-

(THUMP) UNGH!

COREY: HEY, TRINA!

YOU GUYS WANT BACKSTAGE PASSES

TO SEE CANDY JAMZ?

TRINA:

I ONLY NEED ONE!

EEEEEEEE!

MINA:

UNGH.

TRINA:

CANDY! YOU HAVE TO PLAY "YOU

CAN'T TELL I LOVE YOU" TODAY!

CANDY:

HEY, SUPERFAN! I WAS GONNA PLAY

THAT ONE, ANYWAY... FOR NICK.

NICK:

NICK LIKES HEARING SONGS

ABOUT NICK.

HOW DID YOU KNOW

IT WAS ABOUT YOU?

DID MINA TELL YOU

THE JUNK I FEEL?!

CANDY:

DUH! IT'S ABOUT HIM

BECAUSE I WROTE IT ABOUT HIM

BACK WHEN WE DATED.

TRINA:

DATED? YOU FELT THE JUNK

THAT I FEEL FOR NICK?

I DON'T EVEN FEEL

MY OWN FEELINGS?!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)

(LIGHTNING CRACKS)

(FLAMES ROAR)

(FLAME HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

(WHACK)

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

EVERY LADY RAGES

IN HER OWN WAY?

LADIES AND LADIES,

GET READY TO RAGE!

LET'S GET IT STARTED

WITH GROJBAND!

(ROCK TUNE PLAYS)

♪ It started with a smile ♪

♪ I was happy for a while ♪

♪ But I'm thinkin'

You lied to me ♪

♪ Now I'm feelin'

Super ultra angry ♪

♪ Your words had

Such a ring ♪

♪ That I couldn't hear

A thing ♪

♪ But now I see

What your all about ♪

♪ And I can't sit still

I gotta scream and shout ♪

♪ You're so untrue,

I see through you ♪

♪ I'll yell and scream

'Til I go blue ♪

♪ Your front's a fake,

You low rat snake ♪

♪ To mess with me's

A big mistake ♪

♪ You're so untrue,

With you I'm through ♪

♪ What goes around's

Comin' back at you! ♪

CROWD: (CHEERING)

LANEY: THANK YOU!

BUT YOU'RE CHEERING

FOR A SCAM!

CANDY JAMZ JUST WANTS YOU

TO BUY HER NEW MAKEUP!

(CROWD CHEERS)

DON'T LET HER MAKE YOU OVER!

CANDY:

IT'S THE MAKEUP I USE

TO BE MY OWN LADY!

SHOW YOUR RAGE WITH

TWENTY-ONE COLOURS OF GLOSS!

CROWD:

(CHEERS)

FINALLY! WE CAN BE AS TRUE

TO OURSELVES AS CANDY JAMZ!

(TRINA SHRIEKS)

CROWD:

CAN-DY! CAN-DY!

WE DIDN'T MAKE

A SINGLE GIRL SCREAM.

KON:

I GUESS THEY SCREAM

BECAUSE THEY WANT TO.

YOU CAN'T JUST TRICK 'EM.

YEAH. I GUESS.

BUT WE COULD TRY SCARING

OLD LADIES.

KIN AND KON:

SUH-WEEET!

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

LANEY:

HOW COULD ALL THOSE GIRLS

BUY INTO A FAKE IMAGE?

HOW DID I?

RAGE MAKES US ALL BLIND,

LANES.

YOU JUST SEE RED,

AND YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT

ANY DETAILS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO.

ALL YOU WANT IS

TO MAKE SOMEONE ELSE PAY

BECAUSE IT FEELS SO GOOD.

AND ONLY AT THE END,

WHEN IT'S GONE,

CAN YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE.

LANEY:

RAGE ISSUES MUCH?

DID I SAY RAGE? HA!

I MEANT MAKEUP!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!