Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you-know-who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

I'M CHANCE HAPPENING,

AND THIS JUST IN!

STATUE STEVE IS A FRAUD!

THE MAN WE THOUGHT

WAS A PERFORMER

PRETENDING TO BE A STATUE,

IS...A REAL STATUE!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

IN RESPONSE TO THIS

SHOCKING NEWS,

THE ENTIRE TOWN HAS CHOSEN

TO RIOT IN A BLIND RAGE!

RIGHTLY SO,

SAYS THIS REPORTER.

RIGHTLY SO!

I THOUGHT THAT STATUE

WAS A REAL GUY!

WHAT A LYING JERK!

MAYBE HE ISN'T REAL,

BUT HIS PRIME PIECE

OF REAL ESTATE SURE IS!

STATUE STEVE HAD THE BEST

OUTDOOR PERFORMANCE SPOT

IN TOWN!

AND NOW THAT SPOT

IS UP FOR GRABS!

(TOWNSPEOPLE HOLLER ANGRILY)

THAT COULD BE US!

OH BOY, I HOPE SO.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

COREY:

PLAYING OUTSIDE ALL DAY

FOR A HAT FULL OF CHANGE!

CHEERING FOLKS UP ON THEIR WAY

TO THAT JOB THEY HATE!

YEP, IT'S THE BUSKER'S LIFE

FOR US!

BUT WE STILL NEED A SONG

TO BUSK WITH!

OBVIOUSLY.

LUCKILY, TRINA'S ALREADY HERE

GETTING HER PORTRAIT PAINTED

BY HUNKY NICK MALLORY.

GUESS SHE HAD FIVE BUCKS

TO BURN.

'SCUSI, COREY CLUELESS!

NICK'S LIKE A REAL ARTISTE,

OR WHATEVER, OKAY?

HE DOESN'T CHARGE MONEY.

NICK DIGS ART

FOR ART'S SAKE.

AND HE REALLY NEEDS HIS MODEL

TO STAY STILL.

MODEL?

(GIGGLING)

THE COUNTDOWN TO DIARY

LAUNCH HAS BEGUN.

ANYONE ELSE FEEL THE COLD,

SILENT STARE

OF IMPENDING DOOM?

(ALL SCREAM, GLASS SHATTERS)

PHEW, IT'S JUST

A CREEPY MIME.

(STEAM WHISTLES)

UH, WHAT'S HE SAYING?

HE'S PROBABLY TRAPPED

IN A BOX OR SOMETHING.

♪♪

WEIRD!

I WONDER WHAT HE WANTED?

SAUSAGE BARNEY:

YOU'RE STANDIN' ON IT!

COREY:

OH! HEY, SAUSAGE BARNEY.

THEM MIMES BEEN

WAITIN' TO TAKE

STATUE STEVE'S BUSKIN'

SPOT THERE

FOR NEARLY EIGHT HALF-DECADES!

NOW YOUSE KIDS

ARE STANDIN' ON IT,

YOUR KNEES WON'T BE

UNBROKE FOR LONG!

MIMES ARE ROUGH OUT HERE.

PFFT. THERE'S PLENTY

OF PARK TO GO AROUND.

BESIDES, WHO'S AFRAID

OF A HARMLESS MIME?

(CAR HORN SOUNDS, MOTOR REVS)

(PULSATING BASS)

(TIRES SQUEAL)

SAUSAGE BARNEY:

CAREFUL, COREY.

THESE MIMES MIME HARDER

THAN ANY MIMES I EVER SAW!

BAH! MIME, SHMIME.

I TOTALLY CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

HOW EXTRA SUPER BEAUTIFUL

I LOOK

THROUGH YOUR SUPER

BEAUTIFUL EYES!

I BET IT'S LIKE,

SO MEGA-GORGE

IT'LL BE WORTH LIKE,

A GORJILLION BUCKS,

AND YOU'LL BE FAMOUS

FOR DRAWING IT,

AND I'LL BE FAMOUS

FOR BEING WORTH SO MUCH!

NICK WOULD DESTROY HIS PORTRAIT

IN A FIERY RAGE

BEFORE HE'D SELL IT.

RIGHT! I FORGOT!

HASHTAG INTEGRITY!

WAAAAAH! OOF!

HA HA!

♪ Gazillion dollar painting ♪

THIS IS OUR BUSKING SPOT!

SO IF THOSE CREEPY MIMES

WANT US TO LEAVE,

THEY'LL HAVE TO MAKE US!

LOOK AT 'EM, IT'S LIKE

THEY THINK WE CAN'T SEE THEM

SNEAKING UP ON US!

LANEY, KIN, AND KON:

AAAAAH!

GO AHEAD, MIME,

DO YOUR INVISIBLE WORST!

(ALARM CLOCK BEEPS)

(BONES CRACK)

KIN:

IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?

WAKING UP AND GETTING DRESSED?!

KON:

OH, LOOK!

NOW HE'S MAKING TOAST!

OOH! AND HE CAN READ THE PAPER!

KIN:

AND SIT COMFORTABLY

ON AN IMAGINARY-

ACTUALLY, THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.

IT'S LIKE THERE REALLY

IS A CHAIR THERE.

BRO, YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

(SNIFFS)

MR. MIME, I THINK

YOUR TOAST IS BURNING!

WEIRD,

HOW CAN I SMELL THAT?

HUH!?

WAAAAAAAH!

OH NO! THEY'VE GOT KIN!

HOW?!

THE ROPE IS FAKE!

THEN HOW AM I BEING

DRAGGED AWAY?

KON:

YOU BREAK KIN, YOU BUY HIM!

WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

SAUSAGE BARNEY:

LEGEND HAS IT,

IF A MIME CAN MAKE YOU

BELIEVE IN 'EM,

THEIR MIMERY BECOMES...

REAL!

AND IT'S ONLY A MATTER

OF TIME BEFORE...

YOU'RE TURNED!

(BICYCLE BELLS DING)

SAUSAGE BARNEY:

AH, LOOKS LIKE YOUR FRIENDS

ARE INFECTED WITH...

DUDE! I CAN'T HANDLE

ANY MORE DRAMATIC PAUSES!

SORRY.

THEY GOT MYME DISEASE.

THE ONLY CURE IS MAKING

A SOUND,

AND MIMES DON'T DO THAT.

IT'S THEIR THING.

BARNEY, YOU GOTTA HELP US!

OOH, SAUSAGE!

WHERE'S THE MUSTARD?

WAIT, THERE'S NOTHING THERE!

(GASPS) NO, BARNEY!

NOT YOU, TOO!

GET YOUR MIMED MEAT

AWAY FROM ME!

LANEY AND I

WILL NEVER BELIEVE!

LANEY:

COREY, I FOUND THE MUSTARD.

(MUSTARD BOTTLE SPLATS)

(CHOMPS)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

COREY SOUNDS TOTALLY SAD!

(GASP)

AND I'M NOT THERE

TO MOCK HIM!

NICK:

NICK THINKS YOUR PAIN IS TRUE,

AND THEREFORE BEAUTIFUL.

DON'T WORRY, GUYS,

I'LL SNAP YOU OUT OF THAT

CREEPY MIME SPELL.

IT'S JUST A MATTER OF TIME.

(WATCH TICKING)

OH, YOU'RE GONNA WAIT ME OUT

WHILE YOU READ A FAKE BOOK, EH?

(PAGE RUSTLES)

WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

THINK COREY, THINK!

THAT'S IT!

I'LL JAM OUT A TUNE,

AND GET KIN, KON, AND LANEY

TO SING ALONG.

THAT'LL TOTALLY CURE THEM

OF THEIR MYME DISEASE.

NOW, ABOUT THOSE LYRICS...

(MIME SNAPS)

OF COURSE!

THANK YOU, KIND SIR.

WAIT A MINUTE!

YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE

SO YOU CAN STEAL MY SPOT!

NICE TRY, MIME.

HMM,

HOW CAN I GET TO TRINA

WITHOUT LEAVING THIS SPOT

UNGUARDED?

AHA!

(DOOR CREAKS)

(SLAMS)

(CLICKS)

♪♪

(CRASH)

♪ Mime-y skull transition ♪

(GRUNTS, GROANS)

UM, NICK?

IT'S PROBABLY NO BIGGIE,

BUT I CAN'T FEEL

MY LEGS ANYMORE.

(SHATTER)

NICK'S ALMOST DONE.

(GASP)

WHAT A BREATHTAKING

MANIFESTATION

OF TRUTH AND BEAUTY.

I WILL NEVER CRY

ANOTHER TEAR.

I USE WICKED EXPENSIVE

CONDITIONER!

LET ME SEE IT!

WHATEVER, MOTHER!

(GASPS)

MOM, I'M SORRY

FOR EVERYTHING, EVER!

HOT DOG,

THAT'S A BEAUTY!

I CAN FINALLY CROSS OVER

TO THE OTHER SIDE!

LIKE, "O" TO THE "M"

TO THE "G!"

LEMME SEE!

MM-HMM.

MM-HMM, FINIT!

HEY, NOT BAD!

I'LL TAKE IT!

NAME YOUR PRICE!

ANY PRICE TO SELL OUT...

SIDE ON THIS FINE PAY-

UH, DAY!

NO WAY!

NICK MALLORY IS NO SELL OUT!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

SHAME. NICK WAS TOTALLY

GONNA HANG THAT IN HIS LOCKER.

GRRRRRRR!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(FLAMES WHOOSH)

(SCREAMING)

(FLAMES HISS)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

LYRICS!

I'M BACK,

AND READY TO ROCK!

HOLD ON,

SOMETHING'S MISSING.

THE INSTRUMENTS!

BUT I LOCKED THE DOOR!

OH MAN, THEY SNUCK IN

THROUGH THE WINDOW!

(PLAYING A SAD VIOLIN TUNE)

THAT'S IT!

I CAN PLAY AIR GUITAR!

BUT I'VE GOTTA GIVE IN FULLY,

AND BELIEVE IN THE POWER

OF MIME.

OKAY, MIME SAUSAGE,

MAKE ME A BELIEVER.

(CHOMPS)

HMM!

SHOULD'VE EATEN IT WARM.

STILL GOOD, THOUGH.

UNHHHHH!

(CHORDS RING OUT)

♪ When I say quiet,

You say noise! ♪

♪ Quiet! ♪

♪ Quiet! ♪

♪ When I say quiet,

You say noise! ♪

♪ Quiet! ♪

♪ Quiet! ♪

♪ There's no gag on you,

Girls and boys! ♪

♪ Quiet!

Quiet! ♪

♪ Make that sound that

Your voice enjoys! ♪

♪ Quiet! ♪

-ALL: (whisper) Noise!

-COREY: ♪ Quiet! ♪

ALL:

♪ Noise! ♪

♪♪

(BOW STRINGS TWANG,

ARROWS CLATTER)

COREY:

♪ Don't just sit inside

that box, ♪

♪ Seize the day,

And make sure it rocks! ♪

COREY: ♪ Quiet! ♪

MIME: ♪ Noise! ♪

COREY: ♪ Quiet! ♪

MIMES: ♪ Noise! ♪

♪ You can be loud,

So let it out! ♪

♪ Just scream and yell,

And sing and shout! ♪

♪ No one can stop you,

So don't have a doubt! ♪

♪ Now scream! ♪

MIMES:

WOO HOO! ALL RIGHT!

YEAH!

YEAH!

SAUSAGES ARE ON ME!

KON:

NOW WHO'S OUTNUMBERED, MIMEY?

DOES HE HAVE A TREEHOUSE

IN THERE?

WE WON!

WE BEAT THE MIMES!

YEAH, I'D SAY WE EARNED

THIS SPOT, RIGHT, CORE?

LANES, I JUST REALIZED

THAT THIS SPOT

ISN'T NEARLY AS COOL

AS THE SPOT WE ALREADY HAVE.

WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO HOME

TO OUR GARAGE, GANG?

♪♪

(KISSING NOISES)

CHANCE HAPPENING:

THIS JUST IN,

STATUE STEVE REALLY

IS A HUMAN STATUE AFTER ALL!

OR AT LEAST,

HE USED TO BE.

BEFORE HE DIED,

AND WAS TORN APART BY A MOB

FOLLOWING OUR FALSE

NEWS REPORT.

HEH. MOBS.

SO NOW A STATUE

IS BEING ERECTED

TO HONOR STEVE AS A HERO

TO THOSE WHO PRETEND

TO BE STATUES.

(STATUE THUDS)

(SCREAMS)

(CROWD BOOS)

ALSO IN PARK NEWS,

A COOL YOUNG PORTRAIT ARTIST

DESTROYS HUNDREDS

OF HIS OWN PAINTINGS,

RATHER THAN SELL THEM!

THE BIDDING WAR HAS CLIMBED

INTO THE GORJILLIONS.

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?

DID WE MISS SOMETHING

WHEN WE WERE MIMES?

GUYS, WE ALL MISS SOMETHING

WHEN WE KEEP QUIET:

OUR OWN VOICE.

AND IN THE END,

ISN'T OUR VOICE

ALL WE REALLY HAVE?

OUR THOUGHTS TURNED

INTO SOUND AS WE EXHALE

THROUGH THE VIBRATING

MEAT CHAMBER

THAT IS THE HUMAN THROAT?

AND WHEN IT COMES DOWN TO IT,

THERE REALLY IS NO AMOUNT

OF INVISIBLE SAUSAGE

WORTH LOSING YOUR VOICE OVER.

WHAT?! THERE WAS INVISIBLE

SAUSAGE? AWWWW!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

HEY, FOLKS.

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED

TO FUSE A WAFFLE

-WITH A BUNCH OF FISH EGGS?

-KIN AND KON: NO!

WELL, NOW YOU CAN!

KIN AND KON:

WOW!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

"FUSE THIS" FUSION RESTAURANT

OPENS TONIGHT!

FEATURING MAGIC OR SCIENCE

POWERED FUSION FUSERS

THAT CAN LITERALLY FUSE

TWO FOODS INTO ONE!

THE FOOD MASHUP IDEA

COMES FROM THE MIND

OF MUSIC MASHUP MASTER

DJ FUSION!

YEAH! I MIX MUSICS

TO MAKE THE NEW SOUNDINGS.

WITH FOOD MIXER,

FLAVORS ARE COMBINATIONED.

YOU EAT!

WHAT ABOUT A FROG

AND SOME PEANUT BUTTER?

THE MIXER COMBINES ANYTHING!

OH!

I WANT A SPACESHIP-PIG!

DJ FUSION OPENED A RESTAURANT?

WHY NOT?

HE CAN MASHUP ANYTHING!

HE INVENTED HIP-HOPERA,

MOOD METAL,

AND UNPLUGGED TECHNO!

LANEY:

I DON'T GET MASHUPS.

SOME THINGS JUST DON'T

BELONG TOGETHER.

LIKE CATS AND DISHWASHERS!

BUT MASHUPS ARE THE WILL OF

THE MIGHTY GODS OF ROCKLYMPUS!

(LIGHTNING STRIKES,

KON GASPS)

KIN:

LYRICLES, THE KING

OF SONGWRITING!

AND SHREDYSSEUS,

THE GUITAR MASTER!

HUGE ENEMIES WITH

DIFFERENT SOUNDS!

KON:

ENEMIES OR NOT,

THE GODS KNEW THAT THEIR MUSIC

WOULD FIT TOGETHER!

KIN:

SO THE GODS MELDED THEIR SOUNDS

WITH A BLAST OF ROCK LIGHTNING!

AND THE FIRST EVER MASHUP

OF TWO SONGS

WAS THE BIGGEST HIT

IN ROCKLYMPIAN HISTORY!

MASHUP? ENEMIES? HIT?

THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA!

GROJBAND NEEDS A MASHUP!

LET'S OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR,

AND SEE IF ANYTHING

GETS DRAMATICALLY REVEALED.

ALL:

GASP!

MASHUP, ANYONE?

GROJBAND:

(GASPS) THE NEWMANS!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

CHANCE AND BUZZ HERE

AT THE OPENING OF "FUSE THIS,"

FOR THE ARRIVAL

OF LOCAL CELEBRITY,

HUNKY NICK MALLORY.

NICK WAS THE FIRST PERSON

TO MASHUP THE HIGH-FIVE

WITH THE FIST BUMP,

TO CREATE THE "FUMP."

FUMPS UP, PEACEVILLE!

WHO'S FIRST?

MEEEEEEEEEE!

TOUCH MY HAND!

WAAAAAAH!

(SIGHS)

I AM TOUCHING NICK'S

HAND TONIGHT,

EVEN IF IT RUINS EVERYTHING

FOR EVERYONE FOREVER!

(HORN HONKS)

CHANCE HAPPENING:

AND HERE'S DJ FUSION NOW!

COREY:

A DJ FUSION MASHUP

IS GOING TO RAISE

OUR COOL FACTOR FOR SURE!

DON'T YOU MEAN

OUR COOL FACTOR?

AND THERE'S YOUR SIGN

OF THINGS TO COME.

♪♪

(CROWD CHEERS)

YAY! SSSHHHHHH!

YOU HAVE LETTUCE, BORING!

I HATE YOU, LETTUCE!

MAKE LETTUCE SHAKING HANDS

WITH CANDY BAR!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

CROWD:

OOOH! AHHH!

YOU WASTE MY TIME, COCONUT!

I COMMAND YOU,

JOIN WITH TURKEY DINNER!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

DJ FUSION COMBINES

ALL THINGS!

APPLAUSE NOW!

(CROWD CHEERS AND APPLAUDS)

THAT THING CAN FUSE

MY HAND WITH NICK'S,

LIKE, FOREVER-EVER!

(GASP)

I JUST FUSED FOREVER

WITH ANOTHER EVER!

SUPER-UPER SMART,

TRINA!

DON'T TRY TO DO

MY WORD THINGS, MINA!

IT'S PATHETIC-ETIC!

(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS)

COREY, FUSE "GET"

WITH "OUT OF HERE,"

AND THEN DO THAT!

NO WAY, I'VE GOT

TO TALK DJ FUSION

INTO MAKING A WICKED MASHUP

WITH GROJBAND AND THE NEWMANS.

WHAT'S MORE MASHABLE THAN "US,"

AND THE "ANTI-US?"

I'M THE ANTI-YOU, COREY!

AND CHECK THIS:

NO WAY YOU'RE RUINING

MY MEGA-ROMANTIC EVENING

OF DNA FUSION WITH

NICK MALLORY!

WHATEVER.

MINA AND CARRIE:

FUMPS UP, SIS!

DUMP THE SIBLING LOVE,

MINA. WEAK!

UM, ABOUT THIS NICK FUSION.

DO YOU THINK IT'LL WORK?

NOPE, BUT I KNOW WHAT

I'M WILLING TO DO TO TEST IT!

(RECORD SCRATCHING)

COREY:

DJ FUSION!

YOUR MASHUPS ARE LEGEND!

BUT HAVE YOU EVER MASHED UP

TWO ENEMY BANDS?

YOU COULD MASHUP OUR HATE

INTO A SONG EVERYONE LOVES!

THE NEWMANS,

FEATURING GROJBAND.

YOU MEAN, GROJBAND,

FEATURING THE NEWMANS.

DJ FUSION IS ALREADY MASTER.

WHY TO COMBINING TWO BANDS

THAT ARE SAME BAND?

LOOKS AT YOU!

ALL: WHAT?!

WE'RE TOTALLY DIFFERENT!

YEAH,

WE'RE REALLY GOOD!

(BANDS ARGUE UNINTELLIGIBLY)

WHAT'S THE PLAN, TRINA?

AAAAAAAAH!

ALL:

OOF!

MINA:

AAAAAAH! OOF!

YAYS,

THE MIXER TOTALLY WORKED!

BOOS! COREY SURVIVED.

APPLE JUICE SANDWICH?

YOU KNOW I'M ALLERGIC

TO CRUSTS!

-DON'T BE GROSS, MINA.

-OW!

THIS JUST IN-

(VOMITS)

I'D LIKE A MINT.

WE'RE DJ FUSION'S SICKEST

MASHUP EVER!

TWO BANDS LITERALLY

MASHED INTO ONE!

AND IF OUR ORGANS

DON'T FAIL,

WE WANNA PLAY HERE TONIGHT!

DEAL! YOU ARE DJ FUSION'S

MASTERPIECE.

LIVING MEAT MASHUP BAND!

HE WILL MAKE YOU FAMOUS!

HOW ARE WE GONNA USE

THE WASHROOM?!

NEVER MIND THAT,

WE GOT THE GIG!

OKAY, TIME TO WRITE

SOME LYRICS.

TEXT YOU GUYS

WHEN I'M DONE.

UM, YEAH... I'LL TEXT YOU

GUYS WHEN I'M DONE...

UH, WRITING LYRICS.

CAN'T WAIT!

GRAVY CAKE,

YOU'RE ONE OF A KIND.

NICK MALLORY DIGS THAT.

FUMPS UP!

GET YOUR CAMERA,

I WANT A PICTURE

THE MOMENT NICK AND I

ARE FUSED TOGETHER!

WHERE'S MY CAMERA?

UH OH!

(GASPS) EWW!

YOUR POLISH FUSED

WITH MY NAILS!

SO UNCOOL FOREVER!

BUT MERMAID BLUE

IS THIS YEAR'S IT COLOR.

THIS YEAR

IS SO LAST SEASON!

♪♪

OUR SONGS HAVE

TO BE OPPOSITES.

WE'LL HAVE THE AWESOME ONE.

-CARRIE: BURN!

-COREY: OH YEAH?

WELL, OUR SONG'S GONNA BE

THE MOST WICKED EVER!

OKAY, THEN. WHERE DO YOU GET

YOUR INSPIRATION FROM?

UH...BOOKS, MOSTLY.

-BOOKS ARE COOL.

-UH-HUH.

WELL, I'M GOING

TO START WRITING.

YOU CAN HAVE THE HANDS

WHEN I'M DONE.

SO...WHAT DO WE DO NOW?

KON, KONNIE:

ICE CREAM!

IIIIICE CREEEEAAAM!

(KIDS SCREAM)

MAKE IT A CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE SWIRL!

KIN:

WE ALWAYS GET CHOCOLATE

CHOCOLATE SWIRL!

KONNIE AND ME, TOO.

NOT COOL!

SO, LARRY,

DO YOU EVER...

ALWAYS TELL CARRIE

HER IDEAS WON'T WORK,

BUT SHE NEVER LISTENS,

AND YOU NEARLY GET KILLED

OR BURN DOWN THE TOWN,

BUT SHE NEVER SAYS

YOU WERE RIGHT?

YEAH!

WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?!

(KON, KONNIE LAUGH)

LOOK WHO FOUND

NEW PADDLE PALS.

I THINK THEY'RE TAKING

THIS WHOLE

SHARING A HEART THING

TOO FAR.

I CAN'T STAY MAD AT CARRIE.

I WANT TO,

BUT I'M JUST CRUSHING TOO HARD.

I KNOW! I WISH COREY

WASN'T SO... CUTE!

DOES CARRIE KNOW

YOU LIKE HER?

ARE YOU KIDDING?!

WAY TO COME OUT OF YOUR SHELL,

LOBSTERMELON.

LET'S FUMP.

BACK OFF! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M

ABOUT TO FUSE WITH NICK?

OH NO!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

NICK'S GOING FOR LESS WEIRD

SOUP TACOS.

GRRRR!

(COREY MAKES NINJA SOUNDS)

YOU'VE HAD THE HANDS

FOR HOURS!

WHY AREN'T YOU WRITING?!

HAII-YAHHH!

I DON'T REALLY WORK THAT WAY.

I JUST WAIT UNTIL

INSPIRATION HITS.

HURRY UP, THE GIG'S

IN TEN MINUTES!

I'M FREAKING OUT!

WAAAH! YAAAH! SAAH!

SAKA OH! OH!

YEAH, I HEAR THAT A LOT.

KON:

BEING STUCK TO SOMEONE IS FUN!

LIES!

I'VE HAD ENOUGH, DUDE.

LET'S ROCK THIS GIG,

AND BREAK UP THE BAND

BEFORE I GET CRUSTY.

BINGO! THAT'S HOW WE GET

TRINA TO GO DIARY!

WHAT? GO DIARY?

QUICK, PLUG YOUR OTHER

HEAD'S EARS!

HUH?

IF BREAKFAST EVERY MORNING

HAS TAUGHT ME ONE THING,

IT'S THAT TRINA'S ALLERGIC

TO BREAD CRUSTS!

AND SHE'S TRYING TO FUSE HANDS

WITH NICK MALLORY.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS GIVE

NICK A CRUSTY QUALITY,

AND THEN SHE'LL BE ALLERGIC

TO HER OWN LOVE!

I CAN'T STAY MAD AT YOU.

I MEAN, THAT COULD WORK!

FUMPS UP, MILKFISH!

WAY TO BE HAVE A PEEL,

BACONANA.

CORNED BEEF WAFFLE,

YOU'VE COME A LONG WAY.

NICK THINKS PLAIN OLD BREAD

NEEDS TO STEP IT UP A NOTCH.

THIS BREAD IS WHAT IT IS,

NICK!

BREAD KEEPS IT REAL.

NICK CAN DIG THAT,

JUST BE YOU, LOAF OF BREAD.

THIS NEXT ONE BETTER WORK!

IF I GET ANY MORE YOU,

I MIGHT AS WELL GIVE UP,

AND MARRY YOUR CAT!

DR. PURRS LIKES

THE BACHELOR LIFE!

NICK:

LET'S FUMP, BREAD.

IT'S FOREVER-EVER TIME!

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLES)

A FOREVER HAND-HOLD!

TRINA,

YOU DON'T LOOK SO GOOD.

DON'T YOU LIKE CRUSTY

NICK MALLORY?

BREAD HEAD?

AAH!

I'M ALLERGIC TO NICK?!

FOREVER-EVER, TRINA!

(STEAM WHISTLES)

AAAAHH!

(HEAVY METAL PLAYS)

♪♪

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

WHAT WAS THAT?

I FOUND THOSE LYRICS

I'VE HAD THE WHOLE TIME!

LET'S ROCK, GROJMANS!

(DRUMMING)

♪ One plus one

Us two ♪

♪ Together, it's true! ♪

♪ Oooh oooh oooh oooh ♪

♪ You make me wanna smile

Every day ♪

♪ And I just gotta say,

I just gotta say ♪

(RAPPING)

♪ Aaaah!

Let go of my hand! ♪

♪ Don't you understand? ♪

♪ You make me wanna empty

My guts ♪

♪ No ifs ands or buts ♪

♪ You're like a rotten

egg steak ♪

♪ Or sardines in cake! ♪

(SINGS)

♪ We're two halves of a whole,

And yes, we're on a roll! ♪

♪ We're sharin' it all! ♪

♪ Even a soul,

Even our soul! ♪

(RAPS)

♪ Like ice cream and pickles

You make me sickle ♪

♪ Touch me again,

And this puke's gonna trickle ♪

♪ Outta my face

All over the place ♪

♪ We're too different

To take up the same space! ♪

(MUSIC DIES OUT)

(DINERS RETCH)

UH... ANY REQUESTS?

(PATRONS SCREAM)

"FUSE THIS" HAS FUSED...

URGH-ITS DOORS SHUT

AFTER SICKENING PATRONS

ON OPENING NIGHT.

(VOMITS)

DJ FUSION, ANY THOUGHTS

AFTER CREATING

FOUR HORRIBLE MONSTERS?

DJ FUSION REGRETS

ONLY ONE THING:

OPENING A RESTAURANT.

I THINK WE'VE LEARNED

A LESSON.

SOME THINGS AREN'T MEANT

TO GO TOGETHER.

SOMETIMES,

WHEN YOU COMBINE THINGS,

YOU LOSE WHAT'S GOOD

ABOUT BOTH OF THEM.

AND YOU END UP SHARING A BUTT

WITH SOMEONE ELSE.

AND THERE'S NOTHING GOOD

ABOUT THAT.

DUDE, THAT WAS WEIRD.

DOES HE ALWAYS GIVE SPEECHES?

YEAH.

DO YOU THINK WE'LL SURVIVE

THE DE-FUSION PROCESS?

ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

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