Original subtitles

♪ Got a band that's

really cool, stealing words

from you-know-who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk,

her temper is her

biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(SOBBING)

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY,

LIVE AT THE NEW GYM BARN,

WHERE BULGING MUSCLE-HEADS

HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR EYES.

TEARS!

GYM OWNER, GYM BARNEY,

WHY ARE THESE VEINY MONSTERS

NOT SCREAMING

AND MOVING METAL PLATES

UP AND DOWN?

DUNNO. I'M STUMPED,

AND I'M GETTIN' STUMPER.

THIS PLACE MAY HAVE

TO CLOSE.

IT'S OBVIOUS

WHY THEY'RE CRYING:

IT'S THAT SUPER-LAME

GYM MUSIC!

JUST TWO MORE.

(WEEPING)

WHAT'S THE POINT?

SO WHAT'S THE OVERCOMPLICATED

WAY WE SHOULD FIX THIS, CORE?

WELL, LANES,

IRON IS A METAL,

AND METALS ARE FOUND IN ROCKS,

AND ROCK IS WHAT WE DO,

SO WE'RE GONNA ROCK THE GYM BARN

AND FUEL THE NEXT WORKOUT CRAZE!

GREAT PLAN, COREY!

I'D BE SO JACKED RIGHT NOW

IF IT WEREN'T FOR THAT MUSIC!

(BONES CRACK)

UNGH!

MINA! QUIT BENDING BETTER

THAN ME.

I'M DOING YOGA.

IT'S THE ANCIENT

INDIAN DISCIPLINE OF-

(SNARLS)

I THOUGHT WORKING OUT

WAS FOR UN-CUTE PEOPLE, NICK,

UNTIL I LEARNED THAT YOU

WERE A PERSONAL TRAINER.

NICK'S GOT YOU ON

A ONE-AB-PER-WEEK PROGRAM...

FOR SIX WEEKS.

WHAT-AB-ER YOU SAY.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

WHOA! THIS PLACE IS DEAD,

GYM BARNEY.

YUP. IT'S BEEN DYIN' SINCE

I BOUGHT IT.

-WHAT GIVES?

-IT'S THIS MUSIC.

IT'S BRINGING FOLKS DOWN,

NOT PUMPING THEM UP.

WELL, WHAT DO I DO?

IT'S ALL I GOT ON MY NON-BRAND

NAME PERSONAL MUSIC PLAYER!

WE CAN ROCK THOSE JOCKS,

AND MAKE THIS GYM

THE PLACE TO PUMP!

WE'LL PLAY HERE EVERY DAY,

STARTING NOW!

NOW! NOW! NOW!

NOW! NOW! NOW!

COREY'S LAME TUNES ARE

GONNA RUIN MY NICK-TRAINING!

MINA, WARM UP FOR ME

WHILE I'M GONE.

MAKE SURE TO SWEAT!

THERE'S NO WAY GROJ-BLAND

IS GONNA PUMP UP YOUR PATRONS.

YOU SHOULD JUST TOSS THEM

IN THERE.

YOU MEAN TRY THEIR MUSIC OUT

ON THE ROCKER-SIZE CLASS FIRST,

SO I DON'T RISK SCARING AWAY

MY LAST THREE APE-LIKE

BEEF-MONSTERS?

WHATEVER.

THE DOOR LOCKS, RIGHT?

ROCKER-SIZE?

THAT'S RIGHT

IN OUR WHEELHOUSE!

BARNEY: BLANCHE, BERTHA

AND BEATRICE HERE,

THE THREE HARDEST-TO-PLEASE

GRANNIES IN TOWN.

IF YOU CAN BUILD UP

THESE BIDDIES,

I'LL GIVE YOU THE CHANCE

TO ROCK EVERY DAY

AND SAVE MY GYM.

I'M PULLIN' FOR YA.

GOOD LUCK "ROCKING"

THESE GRANNIES INTO SHAPE.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

LISTEN, YOU TADPOLES,

THIS GYM BETTER NOT CLOSE DOWN.

WE PAID FOR 50 CLASSES!

OH, BEATRICE,

DO BE NICE.

I'M SURE THEY'LL GIVE US

OUR MONEY BACK.

I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!

THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE SPENDING

50 WEEKS IN HERE.

WE'RE GONNA PROVE THAT WE CAN

ROCK THESE GRANNIES, FAST,

BY COMPRESSING

50 WEEKS OF MUSIC

INTO 5 SECONDS!

BY HAVING

A THOUSAND HANDS?

WOW!

JACK ATTACK ENERGY BARS!

THESE THINGS WERE TAKEN OFF

THE MARKET

BECAUSE THIS ONE GUY

ATE ONE

AND JUST TURNED INTO

PURE LIGHT!

THESE MUST BE

THE LAST FOUR LEFT.

(ENERGY HUMS)

LET'S SEE IF THESE THINGS

REALLY UNLEASH

THE INFINITE BEAST

LIKE THEY CLAIM.

ALL:

WHOA!

SPEED METAL TIME!

(SPEED METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

AGGGGHHHHHHHH!

(SPEED METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(EXPLOSIONS)

WHAT A RUSH!

WITH NO SIDE EFFECTS!

NOT FOR US, ANYWAY.

OH, DEAR! MY SLEEVES!

LOOK WHAT YOU TADPOLES DID!

I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!

(LOUD CRASH)

GIRLS, I'M TIRED OF THINGS

NOT BEING LIKE THEY SHOULD

AROUND HERE.

WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

TO JUST FORCE THE TOWN

TO BE PROPER...

WITH FORCE?

HECK YEAH!

-(LOUD CRASH)

-(SCREAMING)

WE REALLY PUMPED UP

THOSE GRANNIES,

EH, GYM BARNEY?!

WHEN DO WE START?

MY WALLS!

CORE, WE JUST TURNED

THREE GRANNY-MONSTERS LOOSE

ON THE CITY!

SO THEY HUG A FEW BUILDINGS

BEFORE NAP TIME.

COOL OUT, LANES.

OH, BOY! A TV!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

THIS JUST IN!

THREE HUGELY-MUSCLED

GRUMPY GRANNIES

HAVE COMPRESSED 50 WEEKS

OF TAKING OVER PEACEVILLE

INTO 5 SECONDS!

THE HULKING, BULGING,

TWITCHING, SWEATERED DARLINGS

HAD THIS TO SAY.

WE JUST HAD A NICE LITTLE CHAT

WITH MAYOR MELLOW,

AND WE ALL AGREED THAT

PEACEVILLE NEEDS TO BE NICE.

BEHAVE!

AND BE QUIET!

BEDTIME IS NOW 6:00 P.M.

BE VERY AFRAID.

LOOKS PRETTY NORMAL

TO ME.

(HUMMING)

AGGGHHHH!

AREN'T YOU GOING TO HELP

AN OLD LADY CROSS THE STREET?

SUCH POOR MANNERS.

-AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

-(EXPLOSION)

WELL, WE SHOULD BE

MORE POLITE.

-(DOG BARKS)

-(PEOPLE SCREAM IN TERROR)

YOUR MONGREL SHOULD BE

ON A LEASH!

-(DOG WHIMPERS)

-(OWNER GRUNTS IN PAIN)

HEY! HEY! OFF THE GRASS,

HOOLIGANS!

RULES ARE RULES.

RIGHT?

(JIG-LIKE MUSIC PLAYS)

-(LOUD CRASH)

-ARRR!

KEEP IT DOWN!

-(LOUD SPLASH)

-(EXPLOSION)

THAT'S ROUGH,

BUT THOSE PIRATES DID MAKE US

WALK THE PLANK.

(ENGINES REV)

NICE AND SLOW,

YOU TADPOLES!

(TIRES SCREECH)

(SMASH)

DON'T HURRY, DEARIE.

SAFETY FIRST!

CORE, THIS TOWN

IS A WHOLE LOT SAFER,

AND A WHOLE LOT MORE

DANGEROUS.

BUT ON THE UPSIDE, WE'VE SEEN

A LOT OF NEAT STUFF TODAY!

♪ Crushing people

is kinda neat! ♪

OKAY, SO MAYBE THE TOWN IS RULED

BY APE-LIKE GRANNY TYRANTS.

CAN WE CALL THEM GRANDMAPES?

NO! GORILLANDMAS!

ANYWAYS... IN THIS GARAGE,

LIFE STILL ROCKS!

LET'S JAM!

(PLAYS A POWER CHORD)

AGHHH! QUIET!

BUT WE'RE A BAND!

A LOUD ONE!

DO I HAVE TO CUT ME

A SWITCH?

THAT MEANS CUT A SMALL BRANCH

FROM A TREE

AND WHACK YOUR BOTTOMS

WITH IT!

ALL:

OHHHHHH! NO!

GOOD.

BEDTIME IN FIVE MINUTES.

DON'T MAKE ME TUCK YOU IN!

(GROWLS FEROCIOUSLY)

THINGS BAD ENOUGH

FOR YOU NOW, CORE?

OF COURSE THEY ARE.

THIS IS EXACTLY THE KIND

OF THING

THAT WOULD MAKE THINGS

BAD ENOUGH FOR ME.

OH BOY! A TV!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME!

GO TO BED! QUICK!

-BEFORE THEY FIND YOU!

-(HEAVY STOMPING)

NOW LET'S GET THAT MAKEUP OFF!

NO ONE WANTS THE NEWS

FROM A PAINTED FLIRTY-BIRD!

THERE'S NO FLIRTIER BIRD

THAN TRINA.

IF WE TURNED THESE GRANNIES

LOOSE ON HER,

SHE'D GO DIARY

FOR SURE.

FOR ONCE, I DON'T SEE HOW

LYRICS ARE GONNA HELP.

WE NEED A TANK.

LOOK, IF LOUD, FAST,

SPEED METAL

GOT THOSE GRANNIES

PUMPED UP,

NICE, EASY, SLOW METAL

MIGHT CALM THEM DOWN.

WELL, IT'S ALMOST BEDTIME,

SO WE'D BETTER MOVE FAST.

I DON'T WANNA

GET TUCKED IN.

WE NEED BAIT TO LURE THOSE

GORILLANDMAS BACK TO TRINA.

YES! HE PICKED MY NAME!

WHAT DO I WIN?

(PLAYS HIGH-PITCHED NOTE

ON TRUMPET)

GREAT PRIZE FOR HAVING

THE WINNING NAME!

(OVER-BLOWS NOTE)

I'M EATING AFTER BEDTIME

AND MAKING LOTS OF NOISE!

(ANGRY YELLING)

IF NICK KEEPS DEMONSTRATING

CRUNCHES,

HE MAY END UP

WITH THE MYTHICAL SEVENTH AB.

JUST A FEW DOZEN MORE.

I ALMOST UNDERSTAND

WHAT TO DO.

HEY, TRINA,

WHY DON'T YOU COUNT NICK'S ABS?

GET OUT OF HERE,

COREY!

THAT IS A GOOD IDEA,

THOUGH.

(TRUMPETS LOUDLY)

(GROWLS)

ONE...

(LOUD CRASH)

IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME,

TADPOLES!

LOOK!

A GIRL TOUCHING A BOY!

AND WEARING A SHORT SKIRT?

TOO MUCH ANKLE!

(TRINA SCREAMS)

SO MUCH MAKEUP!

AGGGHHHHHHHH!

NOW, LET'S BUN UP THAT HAIR,

HOLLYWOOD!

UNGH!

AND NO KISSING

UNTIL IT'S PROPER!

WHEN WILL IT BE PROPER?

TEN YEARS SHOULD DO.

TEN YEARS?

EEEEEEEEE!

WHERE YOU GOIN',

DEARIE?

FIVE SECONDS AGO,

THINGS WERE ABSOLUTELY GREAT!

I MISS THE GOOD OL' DAYS!

(GROWING SCREAM)

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(FLAMES WHOOSH)

(SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY)

(ENERGY HUMS)

(SPLASH)

(FLAME HISSES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

LADIES, WE'RE SORRY

WE WERE SO LOUD BEFORE.

HOW ABOUT A QUIET SONG

ABOUT THE WAY THINGS

USED TO BE?

OH, YOU CAN STAY UP

FOR ANOTHER FIVE MINUTES.

♪ It seems like a minute ago ♪

♪ Things were bright

and all aglow ♪

♪ But today's so very grey ♪

♪ A display of decay ♪

♪ But the best was yesterday ♪

♪ Yesterday ♪

♪ We were all cheery back then ♪

♪ So have a seat,

do you remember when ♪

♪ The times they where happy ♪

♪ And the clothes

were snap-snap-snappy ♪

♪ Oh yesterday ♪

♪ The smiles

they where smiling ♪

(yeah)

♪ The styles where styling ♪

(yeah)

♪ Today will never ♪

(No)

♪ Whatsoever ♪

(No)

♪ Be as good as yesterday ♪

♪ Yesterday ♪

♪ Yeah, the best was yesterday ♪

♪ Yesterday ♪

♪ Yesterday ♪

WOW. AB NUMBER SEVEN.

GOOD SESSION, NICK.

(GASPS AND SIGHS)

CAN SOMEONE HELP ME?

I'VE BEEN IN A LOT OF PAIN

ALL DAY.

(SNORING)

WELL, THEY'RE ASLEEP

AND ROCKING.

THEY'LL BE BACK TO NORMAL

IN 49 MORE CLASSES.

JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU,

LANES,

YOU CAN LEARN TO ROCK

IN FIVE SECONDS,

BUT IT COULD TAKE A LIFETIME

TO UNLEARN.

THE HARDER YOU ROCK,

THE YOUNGER YOU FEEL,

YOU CAN TAKE THE WORLD

BY THE FACE

AND PUNCH IT INTO

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

AS LONG US YOU NEVER FORGET

TO REMEMBER

TO NEVER STOP ROCKING.

-SO DID WE HELP BARNEY?

-I DOUBT IT.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

ALL:

(COLLECTIVE SIGH)

THIS WHOLE TOWN

HAS BEEN EMO

SINCE SWEET BARNEY'S

CANDY FACTORY BURNED DOWN.

YOU CAN HEAR

THE ENTIRE TOWN SIGHING.

TOWN:

(COLLECTIVE SIGH)

MAYBE SOME LATE-BREAKING NEWS

WILL CHEER US UP!

THIS JUST IN!

THE HAPPIEST MAN IN THE WORLD

IS DANCING INTO TOWN!

ALL:

WOW!

(HAPPY WHISTLING)

STARDUST KISSES

FOR EVERYONE!

EXCUSE, ME, SIR!

WHO ARE YOU,

AND HOW ARE YOU HAPPY ENOUGH

TO MAKE YOUR OWN MUSIC

APPEAR FROM NOWHERE?

MY NAME IS TORBO,

AND I'M FROM A PLACE

NEXT TO DREAMLAND

WHERE THE ROADS

ARE PAVED WITH JOY!

ARE YOU INSANE?

NOOOOOPE!

I'M JUST HAPPY ALL THE TIME.

YOU CAN HIDE FROM ANY PROBLEM

BEHIND A SMILE!

MEET ME IN THE HEART

OF YOUR TOWN,

AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW!

SEEMS LEGIT TO ME, FOLKS!

THAT DUDE IS DEFINITELY

A ROBOT.

ANYONE ELSE THINK IT'S CREEPY

WHEN FOLKS ARE TOO HAPPY?

I THINK IT'S A CREEP-ORTUNITY!

HAPPY FOLKS ARE HALFWAY

TO BEING HAPPY FANS.

BUT THAT GUY'S A FAKE.

"HIDE BEHIND A SMILE?"

PEOPLE WILL SEE THROUGH HIM

EVENTUALLY.

YOU'RE RIGHT! WE BETTER HURRY

AND GET IN ON THIS!

BOYS: GO, GROJBAND, GO!

(GROANS)

WOW! WOULDN'T IT BE NICE

IF EVERYONE COULD JUST BE HAPPY?

NO! BUT WHAT WOULD BE MAX-NICE

IS ME BEING HAPPY.

AND NOTHING WOULD

MAKE ME HAPPIER

THAN TURNING THIS HAPPY BASH

INTO A COREY BASH. (LAUGHS)

♪ Happy bash transition ♪

-TORBO: WHO'S HAPPY?

-CROWD: NOT ME!

WELL, SOMEONE OUT THERE

IS HAPPY!

JUST IMAGINE THAT LUCKY

SO-AND-SO

AND PRETEND YOU WERE THEM!

HAPPINESS IS A DREAM

IN YOUR HEART,

AND A SPECIAL SELF-WELDING

BRACELET ONTO YOUR WRISTS!

CROWD:

(OOHS AND AHHS)

NOW WHO'S THE HAPPIEST?

CROWD:

WE ARE!

HEY, SMILEY GUY!

WE'RE GROJBAND,

THE HAPPIEST BAND IN TOWN!

WE'D LOVE TO GET THIS CROWD

GRINNIN' AND WINNIN'!

BLAH, BLAH, BLAH!

THEY'RE HAPPY FAKERS!

CHECK OUT HOW UNHAPPY

THEY REALLY ARE!

MINA, TECH SUPPORT!

SEE HOW EASY IT IS

TO UPSET THEM?

IT'S PATHETIC!

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS RUIN A GIG

OR WHATEVER - SO FUN!

(CHUCKLES)

SORRY, BUT ONLY A HAPPY BAND

CAN INSPIRE THE PURE HAPPINESS

I NEED TO LIVE!

EEERP! I MEAN,

I LIVE FOR HAPPINESS!

ANY-WHOZITS,

I'M HAPPY TO TURN YOU DOWN!

(LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY)

SORRY, GUYS,

I GUESS THERE'S NO GIG.

I DESTROYED COREY IN FRONT

OF ALL THESE PEOPLE!

I'M SO HAPPY AND JUNK!

DOESN'T THIS GIRL'S JOY

JUST CHARGE YOUR ENERGY CELLS

RIGHT UP!

ERP! I MEAN,

WARM YOUR HEART?!

CROWD:

(CHEERS)

WHAT NOW, CORE?

WE JUST NEED ANOTHER CHANCE.

ANOTHER CHANCE FOR HAPPINESS?

TORBO, WE ARE THE HAPPIEST BAND

IN TOWN!

AND WE CAN PROVE IT!

YOU DON'T NEED TO PROVE IT!

YOU JUST NEED TO WEAR IT!

COOOOOOOL!

IT MATCHES MY GLASSES!

-WHAT?

-UM...

IS WHAT I WOULD SAY IF I KNEW

WHAT ACCESSORIZING WAS.

THIS MIGHT SOUND WEIRD,

BUT I FEEL REALLY GOOD.

LANEY:

I THINK SOMETHING'S WRONG,

BUT THAT JUST MAKES ME HAPPIER!

YEAH, I FEEL GREAT,

BUT I'M ALWAYS IN

A PRETTY GOOD MOOD.

SEE? IT'S AS EASY

AS ONE ZERO ONE ZERO!

ERP! I MEAN,

ONE-TWO-THREE!

YEAH! EASY!

WHO NEEDS A GIG?!

I'M SO HAPPY TO PRESENT

COREY'S MOST HATED RIVALS,

-THE NEWMANS!

-(CROWD CHEERS)

HELLO PEACEVILLE!

EVERYTHING IS THE GREATEST EVER!

(PLAYING A TUNE)

COOL! I HATE THESE GUYS!

WE SHOULDN'T LIKE THAT

THE NEWMANS TOOK OUR GIG.

BUT WE DO!

LET'S GO THANK TORBO

FOR SHOWING US HOW TO BE HAPPY!

LET'S SKIP!

-(ENERGY HUMS)

-SUCH A HAPPY LITTLE PUPPY!

-(PANTING HAPPILY)

-(TOY SQUEAKS)

-(ENERGY HUMS)

-(DOG WHIMPERS)

IS THERE ANYTHING

MORE DELICIOUS

THAN A PUPPY'S HAPPINESS?

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

WOW! TORBO SUCKED THE JOY

RIGHT OUT OF THAT PUPPY!

THAT'S HORRIBLE!

AND AWESOME!

MY THUMB IS UP SO MUCH,

I THINK IT MIGHT BREAK!

THERE IT GOES.

THAT PUPPY WAS WEARING

ONE OF THESE BRACELETS!

I LOVE HOW SCARED

THIS MAKES ME!

I BET THEY'RE

SOME SORT OF DEVICE

THAT MAKES YOU FEEL HAPPY,

SO TORBO CAN SUCK EVERY LAST

JOY-DROP OUT OF YOUR EYEBALLS.

(LAUGHS)

WHO'S UP FOR SOME MUSIC?!

ALL:

YEAH!

(MUSIC PLAYS)

CARRIE: THANK YOU!

WE ARE THE NEWMANS!

WOW! THEY REALLY CRUSHED IT!

I FEEL GREAT, BUT...

(GRUNTS)

CLAPPING FOR THE NEWMANS?

IT'S JUST... (GRUNTS) WRONG!

AGGGHHHHHH!

(BRACELET FIZZLES)

PHEW!

(BRACELETS FIZZLE)

AW! THAT STYLISH BRACELET

COULD HAVE GONE FROM

THE BOARDROOM TO THE BALLROOM!

-WHO ARE YOU?

-GUYS, SOMETHING'S WRONG HERE!

(TEETH CRACK AND SHATTER)

THIS PARTY IS REACHING

LEGENDARY STATUS!

IF IT HAD BUBBLES,

THERE'D BE NO REASON

TO EVER GO HOME!

PARTY DANIMAL,

THIS ISN'T A PARTY!

IT'S A BRAINWASH BASH!

DOESN'T EVERYONE'S BRAIN

NEED A NICE WASH?

ORRRRR A BUBBLE BATH?

(GIGGLES)

(ENERGY HUMS)

SO WE'RE AGREED?

BAD? THIS?

FOR SURE.

WE NEED TO PANIC PEOPLE, FAST!

...AND THAT FOLKS IS THE BUZZ

IN PEACEVILLE.

WE'VE GOT TERRIFYING NEWS!

QUICK!

PUT US ON TV!

IS IT ABOUT HOW TORBO

IS UP TO SOMETHING?

AND HOW SOME PEOPLE

ARE SO HAPPY IT HURTS?

UH, YEAH.

SO DO I GO ON THE AIR NOW,

-OR DO I NEED MAKEUP?

-THIS JUST IN!

HORRIBLE, SHOCKING NEWS

FROM THE LAST THREE TOWNS

TORBO HAS VISITED!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

NORTH MOUNTAINFIELD,

SOUTH MOUNTAINFIELD,

AND EXTRA-SOUTH MOUNTAINFIELD,

NOW FILLED WITH PILES OF DUST

THAT WERE ONCE PEOPLE,

THEIR HAPPINESS SUCKED OUT!

AND NOW, TORBO'S HERE

IN PEACEVILLE.

WHICH CAN ONLY MEAN

ONE THING:

BOTH:

WE'RE THE HAPPIEST TOWN

OF ALL!

(LAUGHING GIDDILY)

WOO-HOO!

GONNA GO AHEAD AND SAY

WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

A LITTLE FAITH, LANES.

THE END OF THE NEWS

IS USUALLY A CUTE STORY.

AND MAYOR MELLOW HAS

JUST TAKEN THE STAGE.

CITIZENS OF PEACEVILLE!

LET'S ALL MOVE

TO A LARGE ENCLOSED AREA

WHERE NONE OF US

WILL BE ABLE TO ESCAPE!

FROM HAPPINESS!

WELL, AT LEAST WE KNOW

WHERE TO MAKE OUR LAST STAND.

TO THE STADIUM!

♪ Wicked happy skull face! ♪

(CHEERING)

(BLOWS A KISS)

THE SOUND OF PURE BLISS!

WELL, TIME TO SUCK THE LIFE,

JOY AND HAPPINESS

FROM THESE POOR

UNSUSPECTING DRONES!

(LAUGHS)

WE CAN'T LET THIS HAPPEN!

IF TORBO TAKES AWAY

PEACEVILLE'S HAPPINESS,

IT'LL BE WORSE THAN A THOUSAND

CANDY FACTORY CLOSINGS!

IMPOSSIBLE!

WE HAVE TO DO WHAT GROJBAND

HAS NEVER DONE:

BRING A CROWD DOWN!

WE NEED A TUNE

THAT'LL DEPRESS THESE FOLKS

SO THERE'S NOTHING

FOR TORBO TO DRAIN!

(ENERGY HUMS,

MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

(ENERGY HUMS,

MANIACAL LAUGHTER)

HURRY, CORE!

WE NEED THOSE LYRICS FAST!

HEY, EVERYONE,

IT'S COREY THE LOSER!

WANNA SEE ME SMASH HIM

A SECOND TIME?

(CROWD CHEERS)

SEE?! THEY LOVE ME!

THEY THINK I'M SPECIAL!

THEY DON'T LOVE YOU!

WHEN EVERYONE'S THIS HAPPY,

EVERYTHING'S SPECIAL!

YOU'RE WRONG!

AND I'D TELL YOU WHY,

BUT MY LIPS SEEM TO BE

STUCK TO MY TEETH!

LET'S TALK ABOUT SPECIAL,

SHALL WE, FOLKS?

-IS SHE SPECIAL?

-ALL: YEAH!

-COREY: IS HE SPECIAL?

-ALL: YEAH!

-WHAT ABOUT THIS MIC?

-ALL: YEAH!

ARE THOSE SPEAKERS SPECIAL?

-ALL: YEAH!

-HOW ABOUT THAT STALE

CHEESE SANDWICH?

-ALL: YEAH!

-WHAT ABOUT ME,

AM I SPECIAL?

ALL:

YEAH!

(STRUGGLING GRUNTS

AND GROWLS)

WHAT?! NO!

-WHA?!

-HE'S NOT SPECIAL!

IF COREY'S SPECIAL,

THEN I DON'T WANNA BE!

NOTHING SHOULD BE SPECIAL!

NOOOOOOOTHIIIIIIING!!!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)

(ENERGY HUMS)

(FLAMES HISS)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

LET'S BRING THINGS DOWN

A LITTLE.

♪ Just when I thought

I was special ♪

♪ I realized it's a lie ♪

♪ A single close-up tear

escapes from my eye ♪

♪ Every time

that I close my eyes ♪

♪ Or turn off the light ♪

♪ Everything around me fades

out of sight ♪

♪ I will over pronounce

every syllable ♪

♪ That I say to you ♪

♪ And excessively overuse

personal pronouns too ♪

♪ Just so you will

understand clearly ♪

♪ That there is no hope,

no joy ♪

♪ No smiles, no love,

No puppies, no kittens ♪

♪ And everything stinks ♪

(CRYING)

CHEER UP, GLOOMY SAD-FACED

FELLOW TOWNS-DUDES,

WE JUST SAVED YOU!

WAHHH! I'M DYING!

ROBO-DY-ING.

(FIZZLES)

WHOA! TORBO'S A ROBOT!

DIDN'T I CALL THIS IN,

LIKE, SCENE TWO?

♪ It was pretty happy, yes ♪

THANKS FOR THE SOLAR HAT!

I WAS, ORIGINALLY,

A SOLAR-POWERED CLOWN, ACTUALLY.

BUT IT WAS SO CLOUDY ONE DAY

THAT I HAD TO SUCK

THE HAPPINESS

FROM THE SOULS OF THE CHILDREN

TO KEEP GOING!

HEH. GUESS I GOT HOOKED!

WHOA! THAT'S A CRAZY BACKSTORY!

KIN:

YOUR NEW SOLAR HAT

SHOULD KEEP YOU ALIVE.

AND HERE'S A SHARP

LOOKING SCARF

TO ADD THAT LITTLE SOMETHING.

IT'S ALL IN THE ACCESSORIES.

SO I GUESS THIS MEANS YOU CAN'T

REALLY MAKE SOMEONE HAPPY.

SURE YOU CAN.

YOU CAN MAKE EVERYONE HAPPY

ALL THE TIME,

BUT YOU'RE REALLY JUST CHARGING

SOMEONE ELSE'S BATTERIES.

IT'S BETTER TO KEEP YOUR JOY

ON THE INSIDE

WHERE IT'S SAFE FROM THE ROBOTS

TRYING TO SUCK IT OUT.

IF YOU NEVER EVER SMILE,

YOU MIGHT JUST LIVE FOREVER.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!