Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

KON

I SPY, WITH MY LITTLE EYE,

SOMETHING THAT IS KIN.

KIN: IS IT ME?

KON: HOW'D YOU GUESS?

KIN: YOU SAID IT WAS ME.

KON: (CHUCKLES)

(LOUD SCREAMS)

G

OUT THERE?

WHAT IF I SAID

THAT WAS FOR US?

ALL:

IT IS?!

COREY: IT IS NOT.

ALL: AWWW...

COREY:

BUT IT COULD BE IF WE STARTED

PLAYING KIDS' BIRTHDAY PARTIES!

THINK ABOUT IT!

WE WOW 'EM NOW,

AND TEN YEARS LATER,

THEY'RE LINING UP FOR OUR MUSIC!

COREY, NORMALLY,

I'M THE ONE

WHO JUST LOVES

WHATEVER IDEA YOU HAVE...

AND THIS TIME

IS NO EXCEPTION!

I'M IN!

WOO-HOO!

KIN:

YAY! WE'RE A BIRTHDAY BAND!

COREY:

WE NEED A GIMMICK.

CLOWN BAND?

COWBOY BAND?

SOMETHING WITH TAILS?

HOW ABOUT WE BE

A GROJ BAND?

COREY, KIN AND KON:

NOPE. YOU LOST ME.

CAN'T PICTURE IT.

(KIDS GIGGLE,

HORSE FARTS)

(SLURPING)

!

NICK MALLORY

KNOWS IT.

THANKS FOR HELPING OUT,

TRINA RIFFIN.

)

OH, LIKE, YAY FOR ME!

YOUR LITTLE BRO, MICK,

IS SO COOL!

MICK MALLORY THINKS

BIG CLOWN SHOES ARE FUN,

BUT WANTS TO KICK THIS PARTY

UP A NOTCH.

COREY:

WHENEVER EVIL NEEDS

TO BE ROCKED,

OR VILLAINS NEED

TO FACE THE MUSIC!

YOU WILL FIND US,

THE JUSTICE BAND!

(KIDS GASP EXCITEDLY)

I AM SCREECHULES!

ANCIENT GOD OF FEEDBACK!

(FEEDBACK SQUEALS,

CAKE EXPLODES)

KIDS:

YAAAYYYY!

KON:

I AM BEAT-BOT! I THWART EVIL

A HUNDRED TIMES A SECOND!

(DRUMMING RAPIDLY,

GLASSES AND TEETH SHATTER)

KIDS:

YAAAYYYY!

LANEY:

(SIGHS) I'M LIVE-WIRE.

THIS IS ONE SASSY NINJA

YOU DON'T WANNA TANGLE WITH!

(STRINGS CRACK

LIKE A WHIP)

COREY:

AND I'M FRONTMAN,

FEARLESS LEADER

OF THE JUSTICE BAND!

(SIP)

I BOSS THESE GUYS AROUND.

MICKEY MALLORY:

MICK MALLORY JUST FOUND

HIS HEADLINER!

THOSE SHOES WERE MADE

FOR WALKIN'.

(SQUEAKING)

GREETINGS, CITIZEN!

WHAT EVIL BEFOULS YOU?

I SPENT FOREVER HEARTYING

THIS PARTY FOR MINI NICK!

I'M THE ONE WHO'S MAKING

THIS PARTY GREAT!

I BROUGHT THE BOUNCY CASTLE!

MINA:

(OUT OF BREATH)

CAN I PLEASE USE A PUMP?

TRINA:

EXIST. ELSEWHERE. NOOOOW!

COREY:

SORRY, ANGRY YOUNG LADY,

THE CHILDREN NEED A HERO!

AGGGHHHHHHHHH!

TRINA:

GREAT! NOW I HAVE TO MAKE YOU

BAKE ANOTHER CAKE

AND HELP ME DESTROY COREY.

MINA:

UM... THAT'LL BE HARD.

KIDS LOVE SUPERHEROES.

HMM...

SO YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULD

CAUSE SOMETHING SUPER DANGEROUS

JUST TO PROVE

THEY CAN'T STOP IT

AND SHOW THESE KIDS

THEY'RE NOT HEROES?

NO.

THAT'S PERFECT!

I'LL NEED YOUR CAT.

♪ Meow, Meow, Meow,

Meow, Meow ♪

COREY:

WELL DONE, TEAM.

EVIL IS VANQUISHED,

AND WE GOT THE GIG!

AND I SUPPOSE YOUR SUPERPOWERS

INCLUDE LYRIC WRITING?

COREY:

RELAX.

DIARY MODE IS STILL ANOTHER

PIN-THE-TAIL-ON-TRINA AWAY.

(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

MICKEY MALLORY:

MICK MALLORY TOTALLY INTRODUCES

THE JUSTICE BAND!

OR NOT.

TRINA:

LIKE, TOTALLY HEEEEEELP

AND STUFF!

A POOR KITTY'S STUCK

IN THE TREE!

KIN:

WHAT KITTY?

MINA: AGGHHH!

KITTY: MEOW!

MICKEY MALLORY:

KITTY NEEDS A HERO.

GOOD THING WE'VE GOT FOUR.

KIDS: YAY!

LANEY: GREAT. AN AUDIENCE.

NO PRESSURE.

IT'S JUST KIDS,

LANES.

KON:

UH, COREY?

I'M CHANCE HAPPENING,

AND THIS JUST IN!

I WAS ONLY HOPING

FOR FREE CAKE

BUT INSTEAD

WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND OUT

IF THE JUSTICE BAND

ARE COOL,

OR IF THEY'RE A BUNCH

OF GUTLESS FRAUDS!

UH... LIVE WIRE,

GRAB THE BRANCH!

OH, ME!

YEAH, SURE.

(STRINGS CRACK

LIKE A WHIP)

COREY:

NOW, PULL!

LANEY, KIN AND KON:

(STRAINING GRUNTS)

(BRANCH SNAPS)

MINA: AGGHHHH!

AGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(CAT MEOWS,

TRINA GASPS AND GROANS)

MINA: AGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

TRINA: OOF!

AND... THE KITTY'S OKAY!

CROWD:

(CHEERING)

SUPERHEROES!

READY TO PROTECT AND AMAZE

THE CHILDREN OF PEACEVILLE!

KIN:

ESPECIALLY IF YOU BUY THESE HIGH

INTENSITY JUSTICE BAND SIGNALS!

ONLY $9.99!

(LIGHT HUMS, BIRD CHIRPS,

FLAMES WHOOSH)

COREY:

SWEET! WITH THE WORD OUT,

WE CAN SIT BACK

AND LET THE GIGS ROLL IN!

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

LITTLE GIRL:

HELP US, JUSTICE BAND!

(STAMPEDING FOOTSTEPS)

COREY:

WE'RE HERE!

(BALLOON BURSTS,

KIDS CHEER)

THE JUSTICE BAND SAVES A CLOWN

FROM A DEADLY PYTHON!

WHAT SUPER-HEROING!

UM, IT WAS ONLY A-

ONLY THE GREATEST!

AND ONLY THE BEGINNING!

LOOK!

(STRINGS CRACK

LIKE A WHIP)

CHANCE HAPPENING:

A SCARED CHILD

PULLED FROM THE DEEP!

KIN:

DEEP?

KID:

(CRYING)

CHANCE HAPPENING:

WOW! I MISSED THIS ONE,

BUT YOU CAN BET

THE JUSTICE BAND

DID SOMETHING TRULY INCREDIBLE!

LANEY:

WE HAVEN'T PLAYED

A NOTE YET!

WE'RE JUST GETTING

MORE FAMOUS AS HEROES!

WE'RE NOT EVEN

DOING ANYTHING!

KIN:

THEN WHY ARE WE SO TIRED?

COREY:

WE'LL GET TO PLAY AT ONE

OF THESE PARTIES EVENTUALLY,

AND THEN PEOPLE WILL SEE

WHAT WE'RE REALLY ABOUT.

NO GOOD DEED IS TOO SMALL

FOR THESE DEVOTED,

FULL-TIME HEROES.

HEROING IS REALLY

WHAT THEY'RE ALL ABOUT.

(SCREEN CRACKS,

TRINA SCREAMS)

MINA:

IT LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE THINKS

THEY'RE REAL HEROES, TRINA.

TRINA:

COREY'S A FAKE!

AND IF IT TAKES ANOTHER FAKE

TO PROVE HOW FAKE HE IS,

I'M TOTES DOWN

TO OUT-FAKE HIM!

EVERY HERO NEEDS

A SUPER-CUTE SUPER VILLAIN

WITH AN EVIL PLAN!

KIN:

CAN THESE MORTALS

NOT SAVE THEMSELVES?

KON:

(POWERING DOWN)

BEAT-BOT BATTERIES LOOOWWWWW.

!

THESE AREN'T BAND GIGS,

CORE.

THEY'RE HERO GIGS.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST

TAKE THESE MASKS OFF.

MAYOR MELLOW:

WELCOME, PEACEVILLE!

THIS IS GONNA BE TH BEST...

MAYOR'S BIRTHDAY PARTY...

EVER!

(CROWD CHEERS)

COREY:

THE MAYOR'S BIRTHDAY?

IF WE PUT ON A SHOW

FOR THIS CROWD,

THE WHOLE TOWN WILL KNOW

HOW HARD WE ROCK!

ALL OUR HEROING IS ABOUT

TO PAY OFF!

ALL:

(SIGH HEAVILY)

NOW JOIN ME IN GIVING

A GREAT BIG HAND

TO THOSE GREAT BIG HEROES:

THE JUSTICE BAND!

(CROWD CHEERS)

HEY, MR. MAYOR!

WE'D LOVE TO PLAY-

PLAY HERO?

THAT'S THE IDEA!

(ALL SIGH)

UH, WE'D LOVE TO,

BUT THIS PARTY NEEDS MUSIC

MORE THAN IT NEEDS

A BUNCH OF HEROES.

(MANIACAL LAUGHTER,

LOUD BURP)

(LIGHTNING CRACKS)

TRINA:

TOTAL CHUMPS OF PEACEVILLE,

I AM STILETTO,

THE HUGE MEGA-ENEMY

OF THE JUSTICE BAND!

THOSE ZEROES ARE NOT HEROES!

TO PROVE IT, HERE'S A GIRL

THEY'LL NEVER SAVE

TIED TO A LIGHTNING ROD!

MINA:

IS THIS SAFE?

I'M NOT A SCIENTIST,

MINA.

I'LL UNTIE YOU AS SOON AS

COREY FAILS TO SAVE YOU

FROM LIGHTNING.

JUSTICE BAND,

SAVE THE DAY!

SHOW THIS GIRL

THAT CRIME WON'T PAY!

COREY:

I KNOW THIS HERO THING

HASN'T WORKED OUT,

BUT SOMETHING TELLS ME

THAT VILLAIN IS PURE EVIL.

WE'RE THE ONLY HOPE

THAT GIRL HAS!

WE NEED TO GET UP THERE!

BEAT-BOT,

LAUNCH US WITH THE TRAMPOLINE!

KON:

LET'S DROP THIS BEAT!

(BOING)

TRINA: HOW DID YOU GET UP HERE?!

COREY: WE HEROED OUR WAY UP!

MINA: HEY, COREY!

COREY: MINA?

KIN:

TIME FOR SOME NEGATIVE FEEDBACK!

(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

TRINA: OW! STOP IT!

LANEY:

THIS WIRE IS GOING LIVE!

(STRINGS CRACK

LIKE A WHIP)

TRINA: (GROWLING LIKE A DOG)

COREY: WHOA!

LIKE, TOTALLY STOP BEING

REAL HEROES AND JUNK!

TRINA,

WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!

KEEPING YOU IDIOTS FROM GO-

AGH!

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

AGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

(LOUD CLANK)

(LAUGHING)

YOU'LL LIKE, TOTALLY NEVER

GET TO ME IN TIME,

AND EVERYONE WILL KNOW

YOU'RE FAKE!

YOU'LL BE SO HUMILIATED

WHEN I SPLAT EVERYWHERE!

GUYS, I'VE GOT IT!

IF WE SAVE TRINA

AND LOOK LIKE HEROES,

SHE'LL LOSE IT!

AND WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO SAY

WE'RE JUST A BAND.

COREY:

WRONG! WE'LL HAVE

SOME SWEET DIARY LYRICS

TO ROCK OUT

ON THIS ROOFTOP.

THE PERFECT WAY

TO REVEAL OURSELVES

IN FRONT OF ALL OUR NEW FANS!

(CAPE RIPS)

FIST-PUMP!

YOU ZEROES ARE TOO LATE!

BEAT-BOT!

THE TRAMPOLINE!

(THUMP,

CROWD CHEERS)

TRINA:

NO! NO!

I'M SUPPOSED TO GO SPLAT!

THE JUSTICE BAND

SAVES THE DAY AGAIN!

(CROWD CHEERS)

TRINA:

YOU! ARE! NOT! HEROES!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(FLAMES WHOOSH,

LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY)

(FLAMES HISS)

(THUMP)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY:

CITIZENS OF PEACEVILLE!

ARE YOU READY FOR THE ENCORE?!

CROWD:

(CHEERING)

♪ When things were getting

out of hand! ♪

♪ You called on us,

the justice band! ♪

♪ We entered the fray

and we saved the day ♪

♪ And in the end

you gave us a hand! ♪

♪ But as you stand there

and applaud ♪

♪ This super awesome

hero squad ♪

♪ We have one last task,

to tear off these masks ♪

♪ And reveal ourselves

as a super fraud! ♪

♪ 'Cause we're! Not! Heroes! ♪

♪ We're a band in capes

that want to play for you! ♪

♪ We! Must! Be! Clear-o! ♪

♪ The justice band

is just a band ♪

♪ It's true! ♪

♪ We fought for right,

but now the fighting's through ♪

♪ So give us a call

and listen to our tunes! ♪

(CROWD CHEERS)

THIS IS CHANCE HAPPENING,

AND I JUST GOT HERE.

MISSED A LOT

BY THE LOOKS OF IT.

MORE AT ELEVEN.

MAYOR MELLOW:

THANKS FOR MAKING MY BIRTHDAY

A SMASH!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE HEROES

FOR CASH?

SORRY, MR. MAYOR.

THE JUSTICE BAND RETIRED

AS HEROES,

BUT WE'RE AVAILABLE AS A BAND!

MICK:

THAT'S OKAY.

MICK MALLORY'S FEELING NOSTALGIC

FOR CLOWNS ANYWAY.

CLOWN:

YES!

SORRY IT DIDN'T WORK OUT,

CORE.

HEROES DON'T NEED THINGS

TO WORK OUT, LANES.

THE JOY IS IN DOING THE JOB

AND GETTING HURT

AND NEVER HAVING ANYONE

THANK YOU

OR KNOW YOUR NAME,

AND YOU CAN'T PUT A VALUE

ON THAT.

KIN:

I MADE SIX HUNDRED DOLLARS

OFF THOSE FLASHLIGHT SIGNALS.

A TRULY HEROIC SUM.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

IT'S SUNDARDAY,

JULAUGUST ELEVENTEENTH.

I'M CHANCE HAPPENING.

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

AND I'M BUZZ NEWSWORTHY.

THIS IS THE EXTRA DAY

ADDED TO THE PEACEVILLE CALENDAR

EVERY FOUR YEARS,

WHEN THE BONKERTON COMET

APPEARS IN OUR SKY!

CHANCE HAPPENING:

DISCOVERED BY

PROFESSOR CORNWARD BONKERTON,

THE COMET BRINGS WITH IT

A CITY-WIDE STATE OF WACKINESS

WHERE ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

MAYOR MELLOW:

YOU ORDER A SANDWICH

WITH NO PICKLES -

BAM! - MAYBE THAT SANDWICH

SHOWS UP WITH PICKLES ON IT.

MAYBE YOU WALK INTO YOUR CLOSET

AND - BAM! - TIGERS.

WORSE THAN PICKLES.

CHANCE HAPPENING:

SO TRY TO REMAIN INDOORS AND-

BUZZ, YOU'RE WEARING

A BABY'S BONNET!

HA! IT WAS A HELMET

WHEN I PUT IT ON!

BUZZ AND CHANCE:

(LAUGHING)

GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE.

MEH. BONKERTON COMET!

JUST BECAUSE CRAZY STUFF

USUALLY HAPPENS,

DOESN'T MEAN IT WILL

THIS TIME.

GUYS, HOW'S THIS FOR CRAZY?!

HMM... SORRY.

THAT WAS COREY'S LINE.

(GARAGE DOOR OPENS)

COREY:

GUYS, HOW'S THIS FOR CRAZY?!

I GOT US A GIG TO PLAY

FOR A PRINCESS!

A PRINCESS?!

I CALL COMET ON THAT!

COREY:

GOOD CALL, KON.

BUT THE FIRST COMET FLASH

HASN'T HAPPENED YET.

WHO KNOWS WHAT IT'LL DO.

TRINA:

TODAY, WE GIDDILY DISCUSS

NICK MALLORY'S HAIR AND JACKET.

THEN WE SHOP FOR PURSES.

I WILL BUY A NEW ONE.

YOU WILL BUY MY OLD ONE -

SECOND HAND.

Y

AND WE ALWAYS DO

WHAT I WANT ON COMET DAY.

PROVE IT.

UH, WHAT?

HERE COMES

THE FIRST COMET FLASH!

LET'S SEE WHAT IT DOES!

(WHOOSHING,

ENERGY HUMS)

WE'RE GOING TO PLAY

MAKE-BELIEVE!

I AM A PRINCESS!

YOU ARE MY DISGUSTING

TROLL SERVANT, GUCKY!

UBER-TOTES, MINA!

OBEDIENCE IS LIFE!

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.

I HAVE ALREADY HIRED

MY ROYAL MINSTRELS.

WE'RE MINSTRELS

FOR A FAKE PRINCESS?

COREY:

NOT FAKE, LANES.

JUST PRETEND.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD

OF LARPING?

KIN:

WE HAVE!

LARP IS LIVE ACTION

ROLE PLAYING!

IT'S LIKE HALLOWEEN,

BUT WITH COSTUMES

AND PRETENDING TO BE THINGS!

NO CANDY, THOUGH.

UNLESS YOU'RE

!

NEXT STOP,

THE KINGDOM OF SWORDENSHIELD!

♪ Candy wizards

have all the fun ♪

(CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

LANEY:

THE YARD CENTER

AT HOUSE IMPROVERS?

KIN AND KON:

WOOOOOOOOOW!

A MAGIC KINGDOM'S

GOTTA BE SOMEWHERE.

USE YOUR IMAGINATION!

FINE.

(SARCASTIC)

WOW. A UNICORN.

LET US RIDE IT

TOWARD A RAINBOW.

OOPH!

(PANTING AND LICKING)

FINE. WE CAN STAY.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

WE'RE MINSTRELS!

(LAUGHS)

JUST LIKE THE FOUR SQUALLS!

KIN AND KON:

ROCK-LORE MOMENT!

KON:

BEHOLD KING LYRICLES,

THE SONGWRITING MASTER

OF ROCKLYMPUS!

KIN:

BORED AND GRUMPY,

HE SUMMONED ENTERTAINERS

FROM ACROSS THE LAND.

(ZAPPING)

KIN:

HE FIRED A LOT OF THEM.

KON:

ENTER THE FOUR SQUALLS

READY TO ROCK!

KIN:

BUT THE FOUR SQUALLS

WERE NOT INVITED,

AND LYRICLES DEMANDED

THEY FACE HIS HUGEST

AND ANGRIEST KNIGHT-

(LOUSY HORN SOUNDS)

AW, COME ON! WE'RE TRYING

TO TELL A STORY HERE!

(BLOWS HORN)

HERALD:

PRESENTING THE ROYAL MINSTRELS!

MINSTRELS, YOU MUST BOW

BEFORE PRINCESS PRETTINA!

ALL DONE,

YOUR HIGHNESS PRINCESS.

CURSE YOU, GUCKY!

YOUR TROLL HANDS

FOULED MY NAILS!

CLEAN THEM AGAIN...

WITHOUT TOUCHING THEM!

(CHEERFULLY)

I LOVE BEING THE BOSS

OF EVERYONE!

COREY:

MINA?

MINA:

I AM PRINCESS PRETTINA,

MINSTREL!

COREY:

SORRY, YOUR PRINCESSHIP.

TRINA: COREY?!

COREY: TRINA?!

COREY AND LANEY:

(GIGGLING)

MINA:

DO NOT SPEAK TO GUCKY!

WHAT WILL YOU PLAY FOR ME!

GOOD QUESTION,

YOUR HIGHNESS.

WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?

WHERE ARE YOUR LUTES, FLUTES,

AND DANDYSTRINGS?

COREY:

THESE ARE OUR INSTRUMENTS.

(PLAYS A POWER CHORD)

YOU HAVE UN-HAPPIED

THE PRINCESS!

YOU WILL BE EXECUTED!

YES! YES!

(GIGGLES)

MINA:

(CLEARS THROAT)

I MEAN... HA-HA! (SNORTS)

HA-HA! (SNORTS)

♪ Happy troll transition ♪

GUARD:

IN THE HOLE, YOU RATS!

KON:

OW! SO AUTHENTIC!

MINA WAS SO RAGEY!

IT'S LIKE SHE'S CHANNELING

MY SISTER.

ORDERING OUR EXECUTIONS

IS A TOTAL TRINA MOVE.

MINA WAS TOTALLY CALLING

THE SHOTS, THERE.

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING

TO THIS COMET AFTER ALL.

(COMET WHOOSHES,

KIN PLAYS PAN FLUTE)

COREY:

GOOD NEWS!

WE WON'T ACTUALLY BE KILLED.

BUT WE WILL HAVE TO PLAY

OUR DEAD BODIES

FOR THE REST

OF THE DAY.

(WHOOSHING)

AGGHH! AS BIG HEAD JUDGE

OF SWORDENSHIELD,

I CAN GET YOUR SENTENCE

REPEALED.

COREY:

MAYOR MELLOW? SHOULDN'T YOU BE

KEEPING AN EYE ON THE TOWN?

IT'S COMET DAY.

ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

ANYTHING CAN,

AND ANYTHING DID!

I JUST WOKE UP HERE

WITH THIS CRAZY LID!

LANEY:

SO... HOW DO WE NOT PLAY DEAD

ALL DAY?

MAYOR MELLOW:

IF YOU DEFEAT THE ROYAL CHAMPION

IN A DUEL,

YOU'LL BE FREE.

THEN WE CAN PLAY

A COOL MINSTREL TUNE

AND HAVE SOME DRAGON STEAKS!

BLACKSMITH KID:

THEY'RE JUST CHEESEBURGERS.

I'LL DO IT!

WHO DID I

JUST CHALLENGE?

SIR NICK OF MALLORY.

DIDN'T THINK NICK

WAS A SUIT GUY,

BUT HERE WE ARE.

HE'S SO DREAMY.

GUCKY! ONLY THE PRINCESS

MAY DROOL OVER HER CHAMPION.

(SLURPING)

(SLURPING)

DAB MY DROOL,

LEST THE COMMONERS

TOTALLY SEE IT!

HERE IS THY SWORD,

SIRE.

SWEET.

DO I GET ONE OF THOSE?

OF COURSE!

HERE'S YOUR SWORD.

(DEEP INHALE AND EXHALE)

(GASPS) GREAT!

A FAKE SWORD,

PERFECT FOR BOUNCING OFF

HIS REAL ARMOUR.

KON:

OH! OH! NOW DO A SWAN!

COREY:

GUYS, WHAT WAS THE REST OF YOUR

STORY ABOUT THE FOUR SQUALLS?

DID THEY BEAT THAT KNIGHT?

KIN: DID THEY EVER!

KON: IT WAS AWESOME!

KON:

THE BRAVE MINSTRELS

SQUARED OFF AGAINST

THE INVINCIBLE SMASHEUS!

SMASHEUS:

ALL SHALL BE CRUSHED!

KON:

YOU'D THINK HE'D SAY "SMASHED."

KIN:

RUUUUUUNN!

MINA:

WHEN MY ROYAL WIPEY

TOUCHES THE GROUND,

BATTLE TO THE DEATH!

(EVERYONE GASPS)

UNICORN DOG:

HUH?

HUH?

(COMET WHOOSHES)

(GASPS)

)

WOW! THAT'S A BRIGHT ONE!

I WONDER WHAT THAT'LL DO?

SMASHEUS:

(ROARING)

SPECTATORS:

AAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!

KON:

I KNEW IT!

THERE'S TWO GUYS INSIDE

EVERY HORSE!

SMASHEUS:

(ROARING)

MINA:

WAIT!

NOW FIGHT.

(SMASH)

WHAT IS THAT THING?

KIN:

SMASHEUS! HE'S THE KNIGHT

THAT THE FOUR SQUALLS FOUGHT!

WE KIND OF IMAGINED HIM.

AND IT BECAME REAL?!

I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND

HOW HARD WE WERE IMAGINING!

MAYOR MELLOW:

BLAME THAT COMET!

I KNOW I DO!

AND NOW SMASHEUS

WILL DESTROY US ALL!

MAN, THIS HAMMOCK SURE IS NICE!

THANKS, COMET!

(SNORING)

WARRIORS, TOTALLY ATTACK!

KID WARRIOR 1:

COME ON! FALL DOWN!

KID WARRIOR 2:

THE RED ONES

ARE THE BEST SWORDS!

(ROARING)

(GASPS)

ROYAL WIZARD SQUAD!

USE YOUR MAGIC!

KID WIZARDS

LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!

LIGHTNING BOLT!

(SOFT WHACK)

KID WIZARDS:

NYAH! LIGHTNING BOLT!

(LIGHTNING FIZZLES)

(ARMOUR CLATTERS)

NICK CAN'T MOVE IN THIS ARMOUR.

ENH. THE PRICE OF COOLNESS.

MINA:

SIR NICK OF MALLORY,

TOTALLY SACRIFICE YOURSELF!

NICK, NO!

I LOVE YOU!

TRINA!

GUCKY DOESN'T LOVE NICK!

YOU'RE TOTALLY

OUT OF CHARACTER!

(GASPS)

COREY:

GUYS, HOW DID THE FOUR SQUALLS

KICK THIS GUY'S BUTT?

KIN:

THEY HAD MAGICAL MUSIC.

A SONG FULL OF SPELLS.

KON:

BUT IT WAS STILL REALLY SNAPPY!

LANEY:

THERE'S A TON OF WACKY MAGIC

IN THE AIR JUST UP FOR GRABS.

COREY:

THAT'S IT!

GRAB SOME MINSTREL GEAR!

I'LL GET SOME MAGIC LYRICS,

BUT NOT FROM THE USUAL PLACE.

♪ Unicorn transition ♪

MINA:

UGH! FIGHT, YOU COWARDS!

GRRRRRRR!

I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT

FOR THAT COMET TO GO AWAY

AND TAKE ALL THIS CRAZY

WITH IT.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,

CUR?!

JUST SAYIN'.

IT'LL BE A RELIEF

TO JUST GO BACK

TO BEING TRINA'S TROLL.

NOOO! TOO SOON!

THIS IS MY TIME.

I'M THE ONE WITH THE POWER!

MEEEEEE!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

♪♪

(SCRIBBLING FURIOUSLY)

(ENERGY HUMS)

(FLAMES CRACKLE)

(FLAMES HISS)

WHAT WAS THAT?

I FEEL SO OVERDRAMATIC!

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

I'M SURE

IT'S A PASSING PHASE.

NICK MALLORY:

THANKS FOR THE SAVE, GUCKY.

AND WAY TO SMELL LIKE A TROLL.

COMMITMENT.

(SNIFFS AND COUGHS)

(STOMPING FOOTSTEPS)

(LUTE RIFF PLAYS)

COREY:

HEY, SIR TEMPER TANTRUM!

BEHOLD, I, CORE OF YORE.

WE'RE GROJBAND,

AND THE FOUR SQUALLS

WERE JUST OUR OPENING ACT!

YOU SURE THIS'LL WORK,

CORE?

LANES, I'M ALWAYS SURE

IT'LL WORK.

Corey:

♪ Once upon a time ♪

♪ Back when trolls

were caked in grime ♪

♪ There was an evil warrior ♪

♪ Whose heart was filled

with the most heinous slime ♪

(SMASHEUS ROARS)

♪♪

Corey:

♪ But that warrior picked

the wrong fight ♪

♪ With some minstrels

of untold might ♪

♪ These minstrels,

it seemed, ♪

♪ Had the power and the will

and the guts ♪

♪ To stand up for right! ♪

(HURLING FIREBALLS)

Grojband:

♪ This is our day!

We'll have our way! ♪

♪ And magical words

are what we say! ♪

KIN:

INFLAMA SPHERA!

KON:

ENCHANTUS WEAPONUS ARCANUS!

LANEY:

ELECTROLUS MANOS!

♪ Hey nonnie, hey ♪

♪ We'll surely make you pay!

Hey! ♪

Corey:

♪ We have the power today! ♪

♪ But it won't always be

this way! ♪

♪ But right here and now,

though you may growl ♪

♪ You surely must obey! ♪

♪ Go... away! ♪

(ROARS)

KON:

GUYS, I DON'T SAY THIS ENOUGH:

WE'RE AWESOME.

MINA:

YOU SAVED MY PRINCESSDOM!

GUCKY!

PREPARE A ROYAL FEAST,

WHILE YOU STILL HAVE TO OBEY ME!

GUCKY!

(ENERGY WHOOSHES)

TRINA: WHAT. DID. YOU CALL ME?!

UM... UH-OH!

MINA: (SCREAMS)

TRINA: I'LL GUCKY YOU!

WE PLAYED FOR ROYALTY.

I GOT A KISS FROM A UNICORN.

NOT A BAD GIG.

SUCCESS DOESN'T COME

FROM WHO YOU PLAY FOR, LANES,

OR WHAT KIND OF MAGIC ANIMAL

LICKS YOUR FACE,

IT COMES FROM INSIDE.

BUT WHEN YOU LET IT OUT,

THERE'S A GIANT METAL MONSTER

RIGHT BEHIND IT.

THE TRICK IS TO KNOW

WHEN TO BLAME THE COMET.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE.