Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can,

trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(WIND GUSTS)

GRRRRRRR.

OOOOOH!

WOOOO.

HUH? GRRRRRRR.

(PINGS)

AGHH!

AGGGHHHHH!

HEEYAAAA!

(BALL PINGS)

UNSTOPPABLE THUNDER BACKHAND!

OOF!

(KUNG FU STYLE)

I WILL AVENGE YOU,

MY FRIEND!

MMM...

HMM?

HMMM.

OOOOOOOGH.

LANEY:

HURRY UP ALREADY!

(WHIRRING)

AGHHHHH!

KON, KIN, AND LANEY:

WHOOOOOOOOOO!

(PINGS)

WHA?

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

LANEY:

SO... MY TURN TO PLAY

THE WINNER.

(GULPS ACCIDENTALLY,

SPITS FORCEFULLY)

3D DAVE:

3D DAVE HERE

FROM "3D DAVE'S:

PEACEVILLE'S

MOST MENTALLY STABLE

HOME ELECTRONICS STORE."

WHERE PRICES MAY SEEM CRAZY

AT FIRST,

BUT ACTUALLY RESULT IN

A MODEST PROFIT

WHILE STILL OFFERING BARGAINS!

THE BARGAINEERS LINING UP

FOR MY ANNIVERSARY SALE

NEED SOMETHING TO WATCH

WHILE THEY STARE

AT MY STORE WINDOW,

SO SEND ME YOUR HOME MOVIES,

FACE-PLANT MASHUPS,

EVEN MUSIC VIDEOS,

AND I'LL PUT 'EM IN MY WINDOW!

IT'S PERFECTLY SANE!

GUYS!

PEOPLE - MAYBE DOZENS -

ARE GONNA PASS THAT WINDOW

TOMORROW...

AND THEY'RE GONNA PEEP

GROJBAND'S FIRST MUSIC VIDEO!

AND WHICH OF

OUR LYRIC-LESS SONGS

DO WE WANT TO MAKE

A VIDEO OF?

COREY:

ONE WE DON'T HAVE YET!

IT'S NEVER STOPPED US BEFORE.

LANEY:

TRUE, BUT IT'S ALMOST STOPPED US

EVERY TIME BEFORE.

GOOD ONE, BRO.

WE CAN DO THIS!

JUST LOOK AT HOW SICK

OUR PING-PONG MONTAGE WAS!

KON:

YEAH. TOO BAD NO ONE CAUGHT THAT

ON CAMERA.

VISUALIZING GROJBAND'S MUSIC...

IT'LL BE A DREAM COME TRUE!

TRINA:

VISUALIZED?! IT'S BAD ENOUGH

YOU CAN BE HEAR-ALIZED!

(SLAMS THE DOOR)

GRRR!

I'M THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE

VISUALIZING THINGS.

(GASPS)

YOU'RE READING "THE HINT,"

THE SELF-AWESOME-IZING

HELP BOOK

THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO MAKE

YOUR DREAMS INTO REAL LIFE

THROUGH VISUALIZATION?!

(IN UNISON)

HINT IN YOUR DREAMS

AND WHEN YOU WAKE

THEY ALL BE REAL

FOR GOODNESS SAKE!

(GIGGLES)

MINA! NAP TIME! NOW!

IT SAYS, IF I USE THE POWER

OF POSITIVE HINTING,

BY VISUALIZING COREY'S

SUPER FAILURE,

IT CAN BECOME A REALITY.

SWEET DREAMS, TRINA.

SO, ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

ONE THIRD OF ALL MUSIC VIDEOS

ARE ABOUT THE BLING.

ANOTHER THIRD'S ABOUT

HOW TOUGH YOU ARE,

AND THE LAST THIRD'S

ALL ABOUT THE BOOTY.

ALL RIGHT, GANG,

SHOW ME THE MONEY.

(BEEPING)

OOH! GUM!

(VACUUM WHIRS,

CHEWING)

(BUZZER SOUNDS)

SO... NO BLING THEN?

WHO'S TOUGH?!

(GROWLS)

(BUBBLE POPS)

(SIGHS) I GUESS WE GO

WITH THE BOOTY.

LANEY:

NO HAPPENING!

THIS BOOTY AIN'T BUILT

FOR SHAKIN'.

THE KEY WITH BOOTY

IS TO MAKE IT GO POW.

WATCH AND LEARN!

KIN AND KON:

♪ BOOTY-BOOTY-BOOTY-POW!

BOOTY-POW-POW! ♪

♪ POW-POW-BOOTY-POW!

BOOTY-BOOTY-POW-POW! ♪

COREY:

WHOOOOOAAAAAA!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!

GUYS, I HAD LIKE ZERO

PREPARATION FOR THAT JELLY.

KIN:

BUT IT WAS BOOTYLICIOUS,

RIGHT?

COREY:

DON'T WORRY, GUYS.

WE'VE GOT ALL DAY TO COME UP

WITH AN AWESOME VIDEO IDEA.

IT'S NOT LIKE MAGICAL FORCES

ARE WORKING AGAINST US.

(HYPNOTIC) CRUSH COREY...

CRUSH COREY...

AND EVEN IF THEY WERE,

IT WOULDN'T MATTER.

I'M CHANCE HAPPENING.

THIS JUST IN.

IN SPIT TAKE-INDUCING NEWS,

3D DAVE'S WINDOW HAS BEEN,

MYSTERIOUSLY,

BOARDED UP WITH BOARDS

AND NOBODY CAN SEE THROUGH!

WE GO LIVE TO BUZZ NEWSWORTHY.

YES, CHANCE,

THE WINDOW IS INDEED COVERED

WITH AN IMPOSSIBLY DENSE LAYER

OF WOOD.

HOW OUT-OF-BUSINESS

DOES THIS PUT YOU?

UM, NOT MUCH AT ALL,

REALLY.

BUZZ:

RIVETING!

AND THERE YOU HAVE IT, FOLKS.

THAT WINDOW IS TOTALLY

PEEK-PROOF.

NO ONE WILL EVER SEE THAT VIDEO

WE HAVEN'T MADE YET!

ULTRA-MEGA-YES!

IT WORKED!

I TOTALLY HINTED THAT

INTO HAPPENING!

I MADE COREY FAIL

WITH MY MIND!

MINA:

(CHUCKLES) YUP,

YOU SURE DID, TRINA.

TRINA:

(IN HER SLEEP) CRUSH COREY...

CRUSH COREY...

TRINA'S GONNA BE UBER HAPPY

WHEN SHE THINKS SHE DID THIS

BY HINTING!

NOTHING CAN RUIN

THIS MOMENT.

(BASH!)

AAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

I AM SO MASTERING

THIS VISUALIZATION BIZ.

TIME TO HINT FOR

SOME NICK MALLORY CRUSHABLES.

WE NEED TO DO A VIDEO

SOOOO AMAZING

THAT IT CAN'T BE STOPPED BY

A BUNCH OF BOARDS ON A WINDOW!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

THIS JUST IN.

TURNS OUT THAT THE BOARDS

KIND OF COME RIGHT OFF!

TOLD YA.

COREY:

GUYS, WE ARE GONNA MAKE

THE BIGGEST, CRAZIEST VIDEO

ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!

AND IT'S GONNA HAVE EVERYTHING

WE EVER WANTED!

LIKE LASERS!

AND SPLOSIONS!

AND DIRT BIKES!

LANEY:

AND A GIANT GOLD TIGER!

'CAUSE NOW I'M INTO THIS!

LET'S DO IT!

GROJBAND POWERS: ROCKTIVATE!

UH, GUYS, WE DON'T ACTUALLY

HAVE ANY POWERS.

BUT WE WILL IN OUR VIDEO!

ALL:

GROJBAND POWERS: ROCKTIVATE!

(DRUMMING)

(GUITAR RIFF)

(FIZZLING)

(PLAYS GUITAR RIFF)

(PLAYS BASS RIFF)

♪♪

(EXPLOSION)

HMM. AM I THE ONLY ONE

WHO WAS REALLY CONFUSED

BY THAT VIDEO?

NOPE. I THINK WE ALL JUST DID

WHAT WE THOUGHT WAS AWESOME.

FOUR KINDS OF AWESOME

LOOKS WEIRD.

YEAH, AND NOW WE NEED

LYRICS THAT GO

WITH A GOLDEN-TIGER-

LASER-DIRT-BIKE-SURFING

DRUM-SPINNING-VOLCANO-SPLODING

EXTRAVAGANZA VIDEO, CORE!

TRINA:

NO, MINA! IN MY HINTING DREAMS,

NICK HAD SHEEP FOR FEET!

NOT COWS!

TOO BAD WE CAN'T GET THIS VIDEO

INTO TRINA'S DREAMS.

SHE'D DIARY UP

SOME TWISTED LYRICS FOR SURE.

I HOPE THIS DOESN'T MAKE ME

TOO CREEPY,

BUT I CAN MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

(ELECTRICITY FIZZLES)

♪ Creepy Kin Transition ♪

TRINA:

OH, NICK, SO PERFECT.

YOUR EYES, YOUR TEETH...

THE WAY YOUR TEETH

MATCH YOUR EYES.

I'VE BEEN DREAM-HINTING

FOR NICK FIVE-EVER!

MINA: FIVE-EVER?

TRINA: GRR!

LONGER THAN FOUR-EVER!

BUT I ALWAYS WAKE UP

BEFORE THE BEST PART!

WELL, MAYBE DON'T HINT

FOR A WEDDING ON THE MOON.

TRY SOMETHING SMALLER.

LIKE SOMETHING A BFF COULD

ACTUALLY MAKE HAPPEN.

TRINA:

NO! I WANT MOON WEDDINGS!

GRRRRRRR!

OOOOH, NICK!

MY SWEET, SWEET NICK.

I BET THAT ADORABLE

LITTLE JACKET

WOULD BE TOTALLY NICE

TO SLEEP IN.

MAYBE I'LL TRY DREAM-HINTING

FOR THAT.

(SIGHS) GREAT.

FIRST VANDALISM, NOW THEFT.

(NERVOUS LAUGH)

YOU DARE ENTER MY REALM?!

LEAVE!

HEY, IF YOU DON'T

WANNA TRY

KIN'S SPECIAL

DREAM-COME-TRUE MACHINE,

THAT'S COOL.

WHATEVER.

AS MUCH AS I WANT MY DREAMS

TO BE ULTRA POWERFUL,

WHY SHOULD I TRUST YOU-

(ZAPPING)

UUGGGGHHHHHH!

YOU GOT HER CONSENT,

RIGHT?

(ROCK TUNE PLAYS)

SHE'S BEEN WATCHING OUR VIDEO

IN A LOOP FOR 5 HOURS.

THE CONFUSION CENTRE

OF HER BRAIN IS LIT UP.

ANOTHER FEW SECONDS

AND HER MIND WILL BE BENT!

(BRAIN FIZZLES,

ALARM BLARES)

KIN:

BINGO! BENT!

COOL! WE'LL WAKE UP

OLE SLEEPYHEAD

AND SHE'LL WRITE ABOUT

HER CRAZY DREAMS,

AND WE'RE GOOD TO GO.

(DROOLS AND MOANS)

COREY:

HELLOOOOOO? TRINA!

LANEY: WAKE UP!

KON: KNOCK, KNOCK! ANYBODY HOME?

KIN, WHAT'S GOING ON?!

IT'S A NIGHTMARE.

A BIG ONE.

HER SENSES HAVE COMPLETELY

SHUT OFF.

NO MEGAPHONE, BUCKET OF WATER,

OR SCREAMING MONKEY

CAN WAKE HER UP.

(MONKEY SCREECHES)

WE'LL NEVER GET

OUR LYRICS NOW.

AND I FEEL KINDA BAD

THAT I BROKE TRINA'S BRAIN.

AM I GOING SOFT?

KIN:

THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

WE CAN DO!

LANEY:

GET HER TO A DOCTOR?

(IN UNISON)

CONNECT OUR MINDS USING

SCIENCE HELMETS

AND ENTER HER DREAM!

WHEW! GLAD THERE'S SIMPLE

LOGICAL SOLUTION!

♪ Helmets to the rescue ♪

LANEY:

SO, WHAT MAKES THESE HELMETS

"SCIENCE"?

KIN:

WELL, THE HELMETS

ARE REGULAR.

THE SCIENCE IS REALLY

IN THE TUBES.

(ARM WHIRS)

(CRACKLING)

ALL:

WAAAAAHHHH!

(FIZZLING)

LANEY:

HUH. DEAD AND LIFELESS.

LOOKS LIKE THE INSIDE

OF TRINA'S HEAD TO ME.

SOLID BURN, LANES.

BUT THIS IS TOTALLY

WEIRDSVILLE.

OR AT LEAST

STRANGEBOROUGH.

KON:

IS THAT A MALL?

COREY:

WELL, A MALL IS PROBABLY

THE BEST PLACE TO FIND TRINA.

KON:

AND IT'S A GOOD PLACE TO GET MOM

A SOUVENIR SPOON!

KON:

YEAH, A CRAZY SPOON,

'CAUSE IT'LL BE ALL DREAMY-ISH!

LIKE MADE OUT OF SOUNDS!

OR MAYBE THE SPOONS ARE FORKS!

(LAUGHING)

LANEY:

I SHOULD REALLY RECONSIDER

WHO I'M FRIENDS WITH.

(DOOR DINGS OPEN)

LANEY:

NO SURPRISE THAT NICK

IS TRINA'S DREAM.

FIREFIGHTER NICKS:

HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP, HUP!

KON: WHAT THE?

(WHISTLING NEARBY)

COREY:

NICK MUST BE EVERYONE HERE.

(GASPS)

THE BAND!

NICKS:

THE BAND!

THE NICKS SHOULD

FOR SURE GET THEM.

(WHOOSHES LIKE A MISSILE)

(SKIDS TO A HALT)

HUH?! BABY CANNONS?

(FARTS)

IS THIS MY NIGHTMARE?

NICK:

MANY NICKS, GET THE BAND!

GET THE BAND!

WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?!

WHY IS THIS A WASTELAND?

WHY IS EVERYONE NICK?

WHY ARE THEY SHOOTING BABIES

AT US?

WHY, WHY, WHY?

GOLDEN TIGER

AND DIRT BIKE TRACKS?!

KIN:

WHAT A CLIFFHANGER!

CLIFFHANGER INDEED!

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

LANEY:

CONTINUED? YOU MEAN WE'RE STUCK

IN TRINA'S HEAD

FOR ANOTHER EPISODE?

COREY:

PREVIOUSLY ON "GROJBAND":

KIN SENT US

INTO TRINA'S DREAM WORLD

WITH SCIENCE HELMETS AND-

LANEY:

CORE! THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT!

TRINA'S DREAMS ARE FILLED

WITH NICK MALLORY'S

AND WE'RE UNDER ATTACK!

(SOUND OF MISSILES WHOOSHING)

KON, LANEY AND KIN: OOF!

GUARD NICK:

NICK MALLORY SAYS NIGHTY-NIGHT.

UNGH! (GROANS)

NICK MALLORY CAPTURED THE BAND

AND SAVED THE WORLD.

HIS JACKET WILL WARM

THE SHOULDERS

OF QUEENCESS TRINA.

GUARD NICK 2:

NICK MALLORY DISAGREES.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF THIS MISSION.

QUEENCESS TRINA WILL CHOOSE

HIS JACKET.

(YELPING AND SLAPPING)

GUARD NICK 3:

NICK MALLORY HATES TO BE

THAT NICK MALLORY,

BUT THESE GUYS AREN'T THE BAND.

(ENGINE REVVING)

DREAM COREY:

MAYBE THEY'RE OUR OPENING ACT!

(HOPEFUL GASPS)

DREAM COREY: COUNT US IN, KON!

KON: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

(DRUMMING)

(CRACKING)

NICK MALLORY DOESN'T DIG HOLES.

LOOK AT ME!

I'M AN EARTHQUAKE MACHINE!

LANEY:

A-ARE WE TWO BANDS?

(MONKEYS HOWL,

LASER BLASTS)

WHA? PHEW!

OW!

DREAM COREY: (REVS ENGINE)

COREY: WHOA!

(TIRES SQUEAL)

AGGGGHHHHH!

BAND MEETING!

KIN, WHAT DO WE DO?

KIN:

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS WORKED!

COOL!

ALL:

WHOA!

COREY: GUYS! JUMP IN!

ALL: AGGGHHHHHHH!

KON:

WE CAME ALL THE WAY TO TRINA'S

DREAM TO FIND OURSELVES...

AND NOW WE'RE IN JAIL.

WHOA.

BUT HOW DID WE GET HERE?

KATRINA:

I SAVED YOU, COREY.

IT'S WHAT BIG SISTERS DO!

COREY:

TRINA! YOU'RE HAVING

A BAD DREAM!

WAKE UP

SO WE CAN GET OUT OF HERE!

IT'S KA-TRINA,

SILLY!

KATRINA? NO ONE'S CALLED

YOU THAT IN YEARS.

(GIGGLES) I LOVE THE NAME!

QUEENCESS TRINA HATES IT.

THAT'S PART OF WHY

SHE DE-FREEDOMED ME

IN THIS DUNGEON FOREVER AGO.

SOUNDS LIKE SHE LOCKED UP

THE NICE PART OF HERSELF.

WEIRD.

KATRINA:

WOW! YOU GUYS LOOK ALMOST TOTES

LIKE THE BAND

WHO DESTROYED THE WORLD.

YEEEEEAAHHH...

WE JUST MET THEM.

HOW LONG HAVE THEY BEEN HERE?

EEEE! MOVIE TIME!

LONG AGO,

EVERYTHING WAS SO MADE OF LOVE

IT WAS LIKE, "WHAAAAT?"

NICK MALLORY WAS OFFERING

HIS JACKET IN MARRIAGE

TO QUEENCESS TRINA.

THEN SUPER TERRIBLENESS CAME

FROM THE NORTHEAST.

(POODLE-MINA BARKS)

KATRINA:

IT WAS THE BAND.

THEY WERE ALL BOOM!

AND ZAP! AND RAARR!

AND DIRT BIKE!

THE BAND MADE THE WHOLE WORLD

DUSTY AND CREEPY

LIKE GRANDMA'S HOUSE.

WE DESTROYED THE WORLD?

THAT'S HOW YOU DROP

A VIDEO!

(IN UNISON)

ATOMIC HIGH-FIVE!

KATRINA, WE HAVE TO FIND

REGULAR TRINA.

WHERE IS SHE?

SHE'S BEEN IN HER HAPPY

SAFE PLACE EVER SINCE.

IT WOULDN'T BE NICE OF ME

TO TELL YOU WHERE IT IS.

BUT I COULD GIVE YOU

A "HINT." GET IT?

COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?

HINT!

READ BETWEEN THE LINES, COREY.

THIS IS LIKE THE OLDEST HINT

IN THE BOOK. HINT!

SAY "HINT"

ONE MORE TIME.

HINT!

(GASPS) IT'S OBVIOUS!

THE HINT!

TRINA THINKS SHE CAN SHAPE

HER DREAMS WITH IT.

SHE'S PROBABLY HIDING

INSIDE THAT BOOK!

GOOD WORK, TEAM!

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

SO YOU COULD JUST ESCAPE

WHENEVER YOU WANT?

WHY DON'T YOU?

THAT WOULD BE

UN-OBEDIENT.

BUT HELPING YOU

FEELS LIKE

MY HEART IS TOTALLY

HUGGING ITSELF!

BUBBLE HUG!

KATRINA: (RASPBERRY)

COREY: KATRIIINA! (GIGGLES)

(LAUGHING)

(CLEARS THROAT) OKAY.

THAT BOOK IS IN TRINA'S ROOM.

LET'S GO!

SO DO WE BUS IT?

THIS IS OUR DREAM, TOO, KIN.

CAN'T WE JUST DREAM UP A RIDE?

KIN:

I DON'T KNOW.

NO ONE'S EVER DONE THIS BEFORE.

WE SHOULD ALL BE

PRETTY TERRIFIED.

BUT WE'RE NOT!

GO FOR IT, CORE!

WHY WAIT FOR A BUS

WHEN WE CAN FLY?

AND WHY ARE WE FLYING

ON RAINBOWS

SHOOTING OUT OF OUR BUTTS?

KON:

THERE'S ALWAYS ROOM

FOR FUN!

Kin and Kon:

♪ Up we go ♪

♪ Flying on cool

butt rainbows! ♪

♪ Shooting light

out of our pants! ♪

(REVS DIRT BIKE ENGINE)

YOU DON'T SCARE ME,

MIRAGE-BAND!

MY ROCKSTAR LITTLE BROTHER

IS GONNA WAKE UP THE QUEENCESS

AND THERE'S GONNA BE

SOME CLEVER MUSIC PUN

THAT MEANS YOU'RE DEAD!

(EVIL LAUGH)

THEY'LL FIND QUEENCESS TRINA

FOR US.

LET'S FOLLOW THE RAINBOW, GUYS.

KATRINA: BUBBLE HUG!

DREAM COREY: HUH?!

TIGER:

(GIGGLES)

LANEY:

ESMERELDA, NO!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT PEOPLE!

♪ Tigers are kitties too ♪

Kin and Kon:

♪ We blast away

on our stinking rays ♪

♪ Hey! Wow, this is cool,

but how do we laaaaaand? ♪

OOF! AHHH!

(FART)

COREY:

OKAY, WE'RE LOOKING FOR TRINA'S

COPY OF "THE HINT."

LANEY:

ARE YOU SURE TRINA'S HAPPY PLACE

IS INSIDE A PILE OF MUMBO-JUMBO?

UGH! FOUND IT.

WOW!

COREY:

THIS THING IS HER MAGIC DREAM

COOKBOOK IN REAL LIFE.

MAYBE IT'S THE SAME THING HERE.

AND WHO WOULD LOOK FOR TRINA

IN A BOOK?

(EVIL LAUGH)

LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY PLACE

TO ME.

LANEY:

UH, GUYS...

HOW DO WE GET TO THE TOP?

ALL:

BUTT RAINBOWS!

(FARTS)

(SNORING)

LANEY: LOOK, THERE SHE IS.

KON: SHE'S ASLEEP HERE, TOO?

DO WE HAVE TO GO

INTO HER DREAM'S DREAM?

POODLE-MINA:

(GASPS AND GROWLS)

(BARKING)

YAP! YAP! YAP!

PUNT!

I HATE YAPPY DOGS.

COREY:

TRINA! TRINA, WAKE UP!

I DO NICK MALLORY!

COREY? MY HAPPY PLACE

IS A NO-BRO ZONE!

YOU'RE AWAKE!

NOW WAKE UP AGAIN

SO WE CAN GET

OUTTA HERE!

DREAM COREY:

BUT YOU'LL MISS THE ENCORE.

(REVS ENGINE)

DREAM COREY:

COUNT US IN, KON!

DREAM KON:

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

(DRUMMING)

UGH!

COREY:

AGGGHHHH! GUYS!

IF WE CAN'T WAKE TRINA UP,

WE NEED TO PROTECT HER!

LANEY:

HOW?

BY ROCKING THESE FIGMENTS

OFF HER BRAIN-STAGE!

WITH THE LYRICS WE CAN'T GET

WHILE TRINA'S ASLEEP?

WE'LL GET OUR LYRICS.

HOLD 'EM OFF!

WITH WHAT?!

(IN UNISON)

PING-PONG MONTAGE!

(SIGHS) WE'RE DEAD.

SLICE OF DOOOOOOOOOM!

EEE!

RAPID-FIRE BALL BLAST!

(BALLS PING)

(SOUND BLAST)

WHAAAA?!

I PLAY WINNER!

AAGGGHHHHHH!

TRUTH TIME, TRINA.

I-I KINDA BROUGHT THIS

NIGHTMARE BAND HERE.

TRINA:

WHAT?

(SNORING)

...AND THEN OUR MUSIC VIDEO

GAVE YOU THIS NIGHTMARE.

MY BAD.

AND YOU'VE INTERRUPTED

MY HEART HILL

HAND-HOLDING WITH NICK?

WE WERE GOING TO GET

JACKET-MARRIED!

THAT NICK WAS JUST A DREAM.

IN THE REAL WORLD,

NICK WILL PROBABLY NEVER

LOVE YOU.

JUST SAYIN'.

I'M SO CONFUSED...

AND ANGRY!

(GROWLS)

IT'S DIARY TIME!

(SCREAMS)

(HEAVY METAL SONG PLAYS)

(FLAMES WHOOSH)

(SCRIBBLES FURIOUSLY)

(SIZZLING)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

(GROANING)

COREY:

I GOT TRINA'S DIARY!

LET'S ROCK THIS DREAM WORLD!

LANEY:

BUT WE DON'T HAVE

ANY INSTRUMENTS!

COREY:

SURE WE DO... IN OUR DREAMS!

GROJBAND UNITE!

COUNT US IN, KON!

(GULPS)

KON:

ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR!

(PSYCHEDELIC TUNE PLAYS)

♪ Where is I? ♪

♪ Who am we? ♪

♪ These are questions

for reality ♪

♪ Up is down

and blue is red ♪

♪ Welcome to inside

of my head! ♪

(ROARS)

(INSTRUMENTAL INTERLUDE)

♪ My mind is miiiiiiine! ♪

♪ My mind is miiiiiiine! ♪

(SIZZLING)

NICE FINALE, DUDE!

LANEY:

NOT GONNA LIE, CORE.

AT FIRST, I WAS PRETTY MAD

AT BEING TRAPPED IN DREAMLAND.

NOW, I'M STILL THAT,

BUT LESS SCARED.

COREY:

THANKS, LANES.

AND ALL WE HAVE TO DO

IS REMEMBER THESE LYRICS

WHEN WE WAKE UP

AND WE'RE GOLDEN.

TRINA: (DISTORTED)

OH, YOU'LL NEVER WAKE UP!

TOTALLY ALWAYS NEVER WAKE UP!

(SCREAMING)

(GASPS)

(GROANS)

I HATE DREAMS!

I ALWAYS WAKE UP

RIGHT BEFORE THE BEST PART!

HUH? NICK'S JACKET?

I LOVE DREAMS!

(STARTLED GASPS)

WE'RE ALIVE!

AND I REMEMBER

THE LYRICS!

NOW WE GOT CRAZY WORDS

TO MATCH OUR CRAZY VIDEO!

KIN:

OUR CRAZY VIDEO THAT'LL

(CREEPILY) DESTROY THE WORLD!

(SCARED WHIMPER)

KIN:

SO LONG, VIDEO, DREAMS,

VISUALIZATION, OTHER THEMES.

COREY:

THIS VIDEO'S ALREADY DESTROYED

ONE WORLD.

IT'S BETTER OFF BURIED.

3D DAVE WILL HAVE

OTHER SALES.

WHO?

DOES ANYONE FEEL LIKE

WE'RE STILL DREAMING?

MAYBE WE WERE NEVER AWAKE,

LANES,

AND OUR LIVES ARE IN THE HEAD

OF A SOLID GOLD TIGER,

OR THE NOISY HEART

OF A DIRT BIKE.

WHEN THE GROUND STARTS TO SHAKE

AND LITTLE DOGS CAN FLY,

ARE WE REALLY GONNA

SELL ANY TVS?

IF THAT'S THE DREAM,

I'M NOT GOING TO BED.

LANEY:

THAT MADE NO SENSE.

IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PERFECT

FOR OUR VIDEO, CORE!

IT WASN'T A TOTAL WASTE.

I GOT THIS NICE

SOUVENIR SPOON FOR MY MOM.

KON WAS RIGHT; IT WAS A FORK!

HEY! WHERE IS KON?

(SNORING)

SHHH... HE'S SLEEPING.

(FART-BLASTS AWAY)

(SHRUGS) MEH.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT, EVERYONE!