Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that just might work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(BLASTS A POWER CHORD)

THANK YOU, PEACEVILLE!

KIN:

MEH, PRETTY STANDARD.

UH... BUT POLITE.

IT'S NICE TO THANK PEOPLE.

I'D THANK ANYONE

WHO COULD OPEN THIS

IMPOSSIBLY HARD TO OPEN

SNACK FOOD PACKAGING.

HOW ABOUT...

THANK YOU, PEACEVILLE!

(PICK PINGS)

NOW THAT WAS AMAZING!

MMM.

THANK YOU, COREY!

IF YOU REALLY WANNA

BE ORIGINAL,

WHY DON'T YOU RIP OFF

THE TYPICALS?

NO ONE WAS MORE ORIGINAL

THAN THEM.

THESE GUYS WERE REALLY

"UNDERGROUND."

THEY DID THE OPPOSITE

OF WHAT WAS POPULAR.

THAT'S WHAT MADE THEM

POPULAR!

HMM...

UNDERGROUND BANDS, EH?

THAT'S IT!

WE'LL BE THE MOST

UNDERGROUND BAND EVER...

BY PLAYING IN THE SEWERS!

TRINA:

THE SEWER'S PERFECT...

FOR SEW-AGE BAND,

'CAUSE. YOU. STINK!

BAM!

MINA:

BAM INDEED.

COREY:

OH YEAH?

WELL, IT'S GONNA BE THE GIG

OF THE CENTURY!

(SIGHS)

YOU COULDN'T MAKE-HAPPEN

THE GIG OF THE CENTURY

IF YOU HAD, LIKE,

FIFTY YEARS OF CENTURIES!

BUT I CAN RUIN THAT GIG

IN ONE AFTERNOON.

(GIGGLES EVILLY)

SHOULD I GIGGLE,

TOO?

HOW CAN YOU GIGGLE

IF YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT MY PLAN IS?!

OKAY, GUYS,

THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!

NO BAND HAS EVER PLAYED

IN THE SEWERS!

KIN:

THAT'S BECAUSE OF

EL CHEWPOOCACA.

-WHAT'S EL CHEWPOOCACA?

-WHAT'S EL CHEWPOOCACA!?

IT'S A GIANT HAIRY

SEWER MONSTER

WHO STEALS KIDS RIGHT OUT

OF THEIR OWN BATHROOMS!

KON:

WHILE THEY'RE MAKING

POOOOOOPIEEEEEEEEES.

THEN IT FATTENS 'EM UP

WITH SWEETS

UNTIL IT'S TIME TO COOK 'EM!

THAT'S JUST HANSEL AND GRETEL

WITH A MONSTER.

AND A TOILET.

WHY MUST YOU POO-POO

OUR CHEWPOOCACA?

♪ Toilet paper wide ♪

LANEY:

I DUNNO,

THIS PLACE IS KINDA GROSS.

EVEN THE COCKROACHES

HAVE BED BUGS.

YEAH, BUGS ARE COOL

LIKE THAT.

HEY!

I KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT NOW

BESIDES STOPPING SUDDENLY!

LET'S TEST

THE SEWER'S REVERB!

KIN:

READY TO TWIN-ACTIVATE?

(GULPING)

(STOMACH GURGLES)

(SATISFIED EXHALE)

KON:

BUUURPS!

(SNORING)

(GASPS)

I DIDN'T KNOW

THE CUTIE-PIE MAKEUP FACTORY

PRODUCED SO MUCH TOXIC WASTE.

THEY CAN BE AS CUTESY-POLLUTESY

AS THEY WANT,

AS LONG AS MY NOSE

ISN'T SHINY.

START DUMPING!

(LIQUID SLOSHES)

MONSTER:

ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!

WHAT WAS THAT?

DUH! THE SOUND OF MY BROTHER'S

DREAMS BEING CRUSHED.

MONSTER:

ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!

WHOA!

NICE BELCH, KON!

WASN'T ME.

BUT MAN,

IF I COULD BELCH LIKE THAT,

I'D BE SOOO UNSTOPPABLE!

(RHYTHMIC BELCHING)

(BELCHES LOUDLY)

(CHANGES CHANNEL

WITH EACH BURP)

MONSTER:

ROOOOAAAAARRRRR!

KIN:

EL CHEWPOOCACA!

AY, AY, AY!

KON:

I'LL SAVE US!

(BELCHES)

(ROARS)

ALL:

AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

AAGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

FINALLY, ONE OF THE MONSTERS

WE BELIEVE IN IS REAL!

TRINA:

SO, WAS YOUR SEWER SHOW

ALL LIKE,

COMPLETELY CANCELLED

BECAUSE OF SOMETHING

SUPER DANGEROUS

OR WHATEVER?

YEAH! THERE'S A CRAZY SEWER

MONSTER ON THE LOOSE!

TRINA:

WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT

A GRODY "MONSTER"?

THAT'S SUPER LAME.

(PHONE BLEATS)

OH. NICK MALLORY

JUST BLEATED

"NICK DIGS MONSTERS.

GONNA GO SCOPE

THE NEW STEAKNECK MOVIE."

NICK MALLORY:

NICK MALLORY TELLS PEOPLE

ABOUT THINGS HE LIKES.

TRINA RIFFIN TELLS PEOPLE

ABOUT THINGS TOO!

LOOK! I'M BLEATING ABOUT

UN-LAME MONSTERS RIGHT NOW!

-BUT YOU SAID THAT-

-WHEN STEAKNECK EATS

HIS OWN NECK OR WHATEVER,

I'LL BE ALL EEEEE!

I'M LIKE TOTALLY SCARED

AND NICK WILL BE ALL

I'M LIKE TOTALLY HUGGING YOU

AND YOUR SCAREDNESS.

STEAKNECK DOESN'T

HAVE A NECK.

SHTOOM YOUR BOUCHE!

THAT'S FRENCH FOR ZIP IT.

LANEY:

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO

ABOUT THE CONCERT CORE?

NOT SURE, LANES.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE GARAGE

AND KICK OUT THE JAMS

TO HELP ME THINK UP

A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

KID:

GRGGLFLT!

GRGGLFLT!

GRGGLFLT!

GRGGLFLT!

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' BOUT.

WHOA! GRGGLFLT!

WE NEED A PLAN!

DROP ME SOME THINK-BEATS,

KIN.

LANEY:

CORE, WE CAN'T HAVE THAT

CONCERT NOW!

THERE'S A CHILD-CHOMPING

CHEWPOOCACA DOWN THERE!

GROJBAND DOES NOT RUN

FROM MONSTERS!

THERE HAVEN'T BEEN

ANY MONSTERS BEFORE NOW.

AND WE RAN TODAY.

SO RUNNING'S ALL WE DO

FROM MONSTERS?!

WELL, NOT ANYMORE!

BESIDES, IT'S TOO LATE.

THE GROUPIES

ARE HANDING OUT INVITES

-TO ALL THE KIDS

IN PEACEVILLE!!

-ALL WHAT KIDS?!

THEY'RE ALL GONE, COREY!

GONE!

LANEY:

SEE! IT'S ALREADY BEGUN!

COREY:

AW! YA GOT NO PROOF!

NOW, TELL ME EXACTLY

WHAT YOU SA-AHHHHHH!

(GASPS)

GRGGLFLT!

OKAY, A LITTLE PROOF.

FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR:

WE INTERRUPT

THIS DISTURBING BROADCAST

TO BRING YOU DISTURBINGER NEWS-

WE'VE JUST LEARNED

THE CHILDREN OF PEACEVILLE

HAVE DISAPPEARED AND-

PARENTS ARE IN A PANIC!

THEY'VE TRIED-

ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

THEY'RE ALL OUT OF IDEAS!

SURE HOPE-

THERE'S A BAND OF CRAZY KIDS

OUT THERE-

WITH A PLAN-

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK!

OKAY, GUYS,

HERE'S MY PLAN!

IS THIS A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK?

IT IS.

CARRY ON.

THAT THING WOKE UP

IN A TOXIC-WASTE RAGE.

WE NEED TO FIND IT

AND ROCK IT BACK TO SLEEP

WITH A LULLABY.

BUT THERE'S MILES OF SEWERS.

IT COULD BE ANYWHERE.

THAT'S WHY WE NEED BAIT

TO BRING IT TO US.

KON:

BAIT? WHAT ARE WE GONNA USE

AS BAIT?

(HUMMING)

AGGGHHHHHH!

I'M THE BAIT!

COREY:

MAY THE FLUSH BE WITH YOU!

(TOILET FLUSHES)

KON:

GGRGLFLT!

(SLURPS) AHHH.

SODA BUBBLES TICKLE

NICK MALLORY'S NOSE.

MORE POPCORN?

NICK NEEDS TO GO

TO THE LITTLE NICK'S ROOM.

CAN I GET OUT OF HERE NOW?

THIS SODA'S BURNING MY SKIN.

♪ Exactly,

two minutes later ♪

ARGH AND THINGS!

IT'S BEEN EXACTLY TWO MINUTES

AND NO NICK!

IT'S LIKE SO DATE TIME!

B-B-BUT YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE.

YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE.

(GASPS)

NICK WENT DOWN

THESE PIPES.

IF HUNKY NICK MALLORY

THINKS

I WON'T FOLLOW HIM DOWN

A NASTY SEWER PIPE

FOR MY DATE,

HE SO DOESN'T KNOW

TRINA RIFFIN!

MINA:

AGH! DO IT FOR TRINA,

DO IT FOR TRINA,

DO IT FOR TRINA...

COREY:

KIN, YOU DRINK THE SODA

AND KON'S BURPS WILL LEAD US

RIGHT TO HIM.

LET'S ACTIVATE

THE KON LOCATOR.

(SLURPS)

NOTHING.

(SLURPS)

NOTHING.

(SLURPS)

NOTHING.

I HOPE WE FIND HIM SOON,

I THINK MY TEETH

ARE STARTING TO DISSOLVE.

(DISTANT BELCH)

BINGO!

COREY:

OH NO! WE'RE TOO LATE!

HEY GUYS,

THIS PLACE IS GREAT!

(MUNCHES ON APPLE)

FREE BODY MASSAGE

AND HOT TUB!

AHHH!

THIS IS THE LIFE!

DUDE! THE CHEWPOOCACA

IS COOKING YOU!

WELL, THAT EXPLAINS

THE PINEAPPLE RINGS,

AND THAT CAGE OF CHILDREN.

KATE AND ALLIE:

HI, COREY!

MONSTER:

ROOOOAAARRRS!

COREY:

OH NO! IT'S CHEWPOO!

THE FLOOR IS ROUGH

ON NICK MALLORY'S FACE.

COREY:

OKAY, NOW TO PUT THE MONSTER

BACK TO SLEEP.

LET'S ROCK THAT LULLABY!

YOU CAN'T JUST USE

ANY OLD LULLABY!

YEAH! ACCORDING TO

OUR MADE UP LEGEND,

EL CHEWPOOCACA

WILL ONLY FALL ASLEEP

TO A MONSTER LULLABY.

AND YOU'RE MONSTROUSLY LACKING

IN THE LYRIC DEPARTMENT.

NOT A PROBLEM.

IF HUNKY NICK MALLORY'S HERE,

THAT MUST MEAN...

TRINA:

NIIIIIIIII-IIIIIICK!

UGH! WHO MADE THIS SEWER

SO TOXIC WASTE-Y?

WE NEED TO MAKE TRINA

WRITE A LITTLE SOMETHING

FOR OUR HAIRY FRIEND.

♪ Wicked cool transition ♪

(MONSTER ROARS)

(GIGGLES)

-(FLAME ROARS)

-MUSIC!

(PLAYS VIOLIN)

SERVICE!

SOUP!

TRINA:

I SWEAR, IF I NEVER SEE

ANOTHER SEWER...

(GASPS)

TAKE COVER!

SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

(STEAM WHISTLES)

NICK LEFT A DATE WITH ME

FOR A DATE

WITH A MONSTER?!

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(PEN RASPS)

(SIZZLES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COME ON, MINA!

I'M SO OVER THIS

UNTIL NICK LOVES ME AGAIN!

LET'S ROCK!

♪ GOOD NIGHT ♪

♪ YOU UGLY THING ♪

♪ YOUR SKIN IS SCALY

AND DISGUSTING ♪

♪ WHY DON'T YOU CRAWL

BACK IN YOUR CAVE ♪

♪ AND HAVE SWEET DREAMS ♪

♪ YOU BIG GREASY CREEP! ♪

♪ YOU STINK LIKE A PILE

OF BUTTS AND SHOES! ♪

♪ OOZE AWAY,

SNOOZE! ♪

♪ SWEET DREAMS! ♪

BIG ICKY CREEP!

SWEET DREAMS!

(SNORES)

THANK YOU, PEACEVILLE!

(BALL PINGS)

KIDS:

YAAAAAY!

(THEN HUSHED)

YAAAAAY.

GROUPIE 1:

THANKS, COREY!

GROUPIE 2:

WE'D STAY FOR THE ENCORE,

BUT WE'RE SUPER,

SUPER SCARED!

HE-HEY! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT

OUR GIG AFTER ALL.

♪ Let's wrap this up

transition ♪

LANEY:

SHOULD WE JUST WALL HER UP

IN THERE AGAIN?

-SEEMS A LITTLE MEAN.

-COREY: YEAH, MAYBE.

BUT ISN'T THERE A MONSTER

WALLED UP INSIDE ALL OF US?

OUR JEALOUSY?

OUR UNCERTAINTY?

WE NEED TO PUT OUR MONSTER

TO SLEEP,

SO IT CAN DREAM

OF A BETTER US.

KIN:

GOTTA SAY, CORE.

THAT WAS THE ANGRIEST LULLABY

I'VE EVER HEARD.

SO UNDERGROUND.

THANKS, KIN.

BUT I'M OVER UNDERGROUND MUSIC.

IT STINKS DOWN HERE.

(SOMEONE FARTS)

KON:

THAT WAS ME.

KIN, COREY AND LANEY:

THAT'S OUR KON.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

YO, SALAD BARNEY HERE

TO TELL YOUSE GUYS 'BOUT

MY NEW SALAD BARNEY'S LOCATION.

IT'S WICKED VEGAN.

GRAND OPENING TOMORROW NIGHT!

-HEY KIIIINNN!

-YES, KONNN?

-KNOW WHO'S GONNA BE

AT THAT NEW OPENING?

-WHY YES I DO.

NOT US!

'CAUSE IT'S...

KIN AND KON:

CHEESEFEST!

HEY CHEESEHEADS!

PUT YOUR CURDS AWAY

BECAUSE WE'RE PLAYING

THE GRAND OPENING

OF SALAD BARNEY'S

TOMORROW NIGHT!

-WHAT COULD BE BETTER

THAN THAT?

-CHEESE?

KON:

CHEESY CHEESE CHEESE?

UM, COOKING UP

A TASTY NEW TUNE

WITH A SIDE ORDER

OF LYRICS?

IF BY THAT YOU MEAN

GROJBAND'S GOING VEGAN,

-THEN YES!

-UH, ACTUALLY, I-

VEGAN BANDS AREN'T GETTING

THE STREET CRED THEY DESERVE

AND GROJBAND'S

GONNA CHANGE SOME -

IF NOT ALL - OF THAT!

STREET CRED?

MORE LIKE STREET CRUD!

-BAM!

-BAM INDEED.

LISTEN UP,

FRO-MAGE BAND.

I'M LEAVING MY SCIENCE PROJECT

IN THE GARAGE

BECAUSE IT'S LIKE YOU,

GROSS AND JUNK.

IF YOU WORMS TOUCH

MY PLANT THINGY

AND IT'S NOT LIKE

TOTALLY HAND-IN-NABLE

FOR A MAJOR A-SUPERPLUS,

YOU'RE ALL MULCH!

GOT IT?

LANEY:

GRRRR!

(HISSING AND SCREECHING)

MINA:

UH, I SUGGEST YOU GET IT.

OKAY, GANG,

IF WE'RE PLAYING BARNEY'S

TOMORROW,

WE NEED TO PRACTICE

OUR WHOLE SET LIST.

IT MIGHT TAKE ALL NIGHT...

BUT FIRST, TO CELEBRATE

OUR NEW VEGAN LIFESTYLE,

HERE'S SOME MONTAGE-WORTHY

GRILLED CHEESE SAMICHES!

KIN AND KON:

CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!

♪ Grilled cheese sammy

when you can't eat hammy ♪

♪ Suck 'em down

by the kilogrammy ♪

♪ Cheese cheese, yeah!

Cheese cheese, yeah! ♪

♪ Cheese cheese,

yeah! ♪

(GLASS SHATTERS)

(FARTING)

THAT WAS AWESOME,

CORE,

-BUT VEGANS

DON'T EAT CHEESE.

-THEY DON'T?

I DIDN'T REALLY RESEARCH

WHAT VEGAN MEANS.

NOW, LET'S ROCK

THAT PRACTICE!

ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR!

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYS)

♪

AWESOME PRACTICE, EVERYONE!

-(SNORING)

-GOOD IDEA!

(SNORING)

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(ROOSTER CROWS)

MAN, WE SOUND GREAT.

(GASPS) GUYS!

THAT'S NOT US!

COREY:

KIN, DROP SOME SCIENCE ON ME:

WHAT'S GOING ON?

KIN:

WELL, I HAVE HEARD THAT PLANTS

CAN GROW MORE QUICKLY

IF YOU PLAY MUSIC TO THEM,

BUT I'VE NEVER HEARD OF A PLANT

PLAYING MUSIC TO ITSELF!

TRINA:

GASP! WHAT DID YOU TWERPS DO

TO MY PLANT?!

THAT'S IT!

YOU'RE MULCH!

W-W-WAIT, TRINA.

THE PROJECT WAS TO MAKE

THE PLANT GROW.

SO I, LIKE,

MADE SCIENCE HAPPEN?

COREY:

CORRECTION!

WE MADE MUSIC HAPPEN.

AND WE'RE TOTALLY

READY TO ROCK OUR GIG

AT SALAD BARNEY'S!

TRINA:

OH, YOU MEAN THAT TOTALLY

LAMEOID GIG

THAT I JUST RUINED

FOR YOU?

(PHONE RINGS)

COREY, WHAT GIVES?

SOMEBODY JUST TEXTED ME

A VIDEO

OF YOUSE GUYSES EATIN'

GRILL CHEESE SANGWIDGES.

I THOUGHT YOUSE

WAS A VEGAN BAND?!

I DUNNO, MAYBE I SHOULD

FIND ANOTHER BAND?

NO! WAIT!

GROJBAND IS VEGAN.

SO VEGAN, WE DON'T EVEN

KNOW WHAT THE RULES ARE!

WELL, I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF

THAT BEFORE

BECAUSE IT'S CRAZY!

BUT IF YOU WANNA

KEEP THIS GIG,

YOU'RE GONNA NEED

TO PROVE YER VEGAN.

YOU CAN START

BY CUTTING THE CHEESE

-OUTTA YOUR ACT.

-CONSIDER IT CUT.

WHADDYA DO THAT FOR?!

BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO STAY HERE

AND WATCH MY PLANT,

-WHILE I DON'T.

-WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET A VIDEO

OF US EATING CHEESE?

WHO DO YOU THINK SHOT

YOUR GRODY LITTLE CHEESE

MONTAGE?

LANEY:

I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER PROJECT,

ALL RIGHT.

COREY: STOP!

WE HAVE TO PROVE WE'RE VEGAN.

WHAT BETTER WAY THAN TO HAVE

AN ACTUAL PLANT IN THE BAND!

I DON'T KNOW, CORE...

COME ON, LANES!

IT HEARD US PLAY

OUR ENTIRE SET LIST!

SHOW HER, PLANTY.

YOU DON'T NEED

NO MANUFACTURED SOUNDS.

MUSIC SHOULD FLOW

NATURALLLYYY...

WOW! THANKS!

AND YOU CAN TALK?!

NOT ONLY CAN I TALK, FRIEND,

BUT I CAN SHOW YOU

THE NATURAL WAYS

OF THE VEGANS.

LANEY:

CORE, YOU SURE

THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?

NOT A GOOD IDEA, LANES.

A WICKED AWESOME IDEA.

THAT RULES!

AS A MATTER OF FACTUAL,

WE SHOULD ALL GO NATURAL!

KON:

WOO-HOO-HOOO!

SHALL WE BEGIN

THE TRAINING?

C'MON, GUYS!

NEW CLOTHES, NEW FOOD,

NEW STATE OF MIND!

LET'S VEGANIZE GROJBAND!

(WHISTLING CHEESY SONG)

WHA! OOOOH!

WE'RE IN A WHOLE LOT OF TROUBLE,

AREN'T WE?

PLANT:

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

(SPRAY HISSES)

♪

DOLPHINS:

(HIGH-PITCH SQUEAKY SOUNDS)

(WAILING)

♪

(SCRATCHING)

(LICKS)

♪

(FARTS)

♪ Veganized Transition ♪

(SNAPS FINGERS)

(TAMBOURINE RATTLES)

WHAT GIVES?

IT'S LIKE COREY'S

INTO THAT PLANT'S SOUND

MORE THAN OUR OWN!

EVER SINCE THAT PLANT

SHOWED UP,

COREY AND GROJBAND HAVE BEEN

GROWING FURTHER APART.

COREY:

HELLO, FRIENDS.

ALL:

AGGHHH!

THE PLANT AND I

HAVE BEEN CHATTING,

AND WE HAVE A FEW IDEAS

OF HOW WE CAN "NATURALIZE"

GROJBAND'S SOUND.

THIS PLANT IS RUINING

THE BAND!

NONE OF THIS IS US.

I KNOW IT'S A BIG CHANGE,

BUT BEING VEGAN MEANS WEARING

LEAVES FOR CLOTHES

AND NEVER USING SOAP

FOR SOME REASON.

NO, BEING VEGAN IS

JUST NOT EATING OR USING

ANY ANIMAL PRODUCTS.

LANEY! WHAT IS IT WITH YOU

AND BEING RIGHT ALL THE TIME?

MAN!

(GASPS)

(SPRAY HISSES)

(BAWLING)

LANEY,

CAN'T YOU SEE?!

IT'S THE PLANT, MAN!

THE PLANT!

IT'S GOT HIM UNDER

SOME SORT OF SPELL.

-SPELL?

-YEAH, IT MUST BE USING

SOME SORT OF HYPNOTIC

PLANT POLLEN ON HIM.

WE GOTTA GET HIM

TO SNEEZE IT OUT!

-WAY AHEAD OF YA!

-(MEOW)

(SNEEZES)

I FEEL WEIRD.

AND WHAT'S WITH

THE LAME-O NEW AGE MUSIC?

NATURE PLAYS HER OWN MUSIC.

YEAH, THAT'S NOT GONNA WORK.

THIS IS OUR MUSIC.

WE PLAY IT.

WE'RE THE BAND.

THAT'S WHERE

YOU'RE WRONG, MY FRIEND.

THE MUSIC IS MINE!

SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL HEAR

MY NATURAL WAYS.

THEY'LL ALL GROW TO LOVE

THE NEW GROJBAND!

AGHHHHH!

♪ Evil plant transition ♪

(GASPS)

WHERE IS MY PLANT PROJECT?!

I KNOW WHERE HE IS!

BUT WE'LL NEED A RIDE!

AND, YOU KNOW,

SOME...HEDGE TRIMMERS?

(TIRES SCREECH)

(HYPNOTIC MUSIC PLAYS)

WE'RE TOO LATE!

EVERYONE'S ALREADY

UNDER ITS SPELL!

CORE,

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

WE'RE GUNNA GRAB

SOME FRESH LYRICS

AND ROCK THIS CROWD

BACK TO ITS SENSES!

HOW YA GONNA GET TRINA

TO WRITE IN HER DIARY NOW,

CORE?

I'VE GOT A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

HEY PLANTY!

COME IN HERE

FOR NO GOOD REASON!

NO GOOD REASON -

THAT'S REASON ENOUGH FOR ME.

ONE EXTRA LARGE SALAD,

AND MAKE IT CHOPPY!

I'M IN A LOT OF TROUBLE,

AREN'T I?

YOU HAVE NO IDEA.

(HORRIFIED GASP)

MY PROJECT!

I'M LIKE GOING

TO TOTALLY FAIL!

NO BIGGIE.

YOU JUST HAVE TO REPEAT

THE COURSE.

OF COURSE,

YOU'LL BE IN MY GRADE,

WHERE I'M POPULAR.

TRINA: MINA!

COREY:

YEAH, MINA'S NOT IN THIS GRADE,

REMEMBER?

SHE MOVED ON

WITH HUNKY NICK MALLORY.

ALONE.

WITHOUT YOU.

(HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS)

(FLAMES ROAR)

(COVERS CLANG)

(SIZZLES)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

YOU SCREAMED SOMETHING

ABOUT ME HOLDING HANDS

WITH NICK MALLORY.

DO YOU THINK THAT

COULD REALLY HAPPEN?

HELLO, FELLOW VEGANS!

WE ARE THE REAL GROJBAND!

♪ Yeah, Yeah! ♪

♪ Ain't gonna get

left behind ♪

♪ Ain't gonna get

tossed away ♪

♪ Ain't gonna wilt

on a vine ♪

-♪ Are ya hearin'

what we-gotta-say ♪

-♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Are ya ready

for a big sound bite ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Are ya workin' up

an appetite ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Are you ready for

a fresh new taaaaaaste ♪

-WOOOO!

-♪ Cuz we're gettin' down ♪

♪ And we're up-pin-up

the pace ♪

-♪ Yeah! ♪

-♪ Are ya ready

for the main course ♪

♪ Here comes

our main course ♪

♪ Are you ready

for a pro-teen source ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Cuz we're servin' up

what we do ♪

♪ And we're dishin' out

way Mo-o-o-o-ooooooore ♪

♪ Yeah! ♪

♪ Than you, can, chew! ♪

(CHEERING)

GREAT JOB!

YOU GUYSES REALLY

UPPED YOUR GAME

FOR THAT THERE ENCORE.

THANKS, BARNEY,

BUT I GOTTA ADMIT -

-WE'RE NOT REALLY

A VEGAN BAND.

-WHA-?!

BUT THAT'S OKAY.

WHAT REALLY MATTERS

IS JUST BEING TRUE

TO YOURSELF

AND NOT CHANGING WITH THE WIND

OR STORM.

OR AN EVIL PLANT

THAT WANTS TO RULE THE WORLD.

UH... (SNICKERS)

YEAH. SURE, KID.

LANEY:

GUYS, I JUST BOOKED US A GIG

AT CHAPMAN'S CHEESE COTTAGE!

KIN AND KON:

LET'S. GET. CHEESY!

WE JUST DID.

THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!