Original subtitles

♪ Got a band

that's really cool ♪

♪ Stealing words

from you know who ♪

♪ Playing gigs when we can ♪

♪ Trying to impress our fans ♪

♪ Older sister goes berserk ♪

♪ Her temper is

her biggest quirk ♪

♪ I got a plan

that might just work ♪

♪ Now, we're gonna rock

and we're gonna roll ♪

♪ We are Grojband, whoa! ♪

(BIRDS CHIRP)

(SIGH)

(BIGGER SIGHS)

(ALL SIGHING)

MY BRAIN FEELS LIKE...

(RASPBERRY)

MAYBE TV WILL HELP.

AND NOW FOR "WHA DAT?"

WITH BUZZ NEWSWORTHY.

THANK YOU,

CHANCE HAPPENING.

"DAT" WOULD BE THE TALLEST CAKE

IN ALL OF PEACEVILLE.

ALL:

(IN AWE)

WHA DAT?!

ONE HUNDRED STOREYS

OF FLAKEY BAKEY SUGAR CAKEY.

MMM-MMM.

LANEY:

PFFT! IF THE CAKE

WAS REALLY THAT TALL,

WE'D BE ABLE

TO SEE IT FROM-

(HEAVENLY VOICES SING)

BOTH:

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

FRIENDS, I VOW TO YOU THIS DAY

THAT WE WILL EAT. THAT. CAKE!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

TO THOSE WHO WOULD

EAT THAT CAKE-

HE'S TALKING ABOUT US!

BUZZ NEWSWORTHY:

YOU CAN FORGET IT.

ALL:

AWWWWWWW!

UNLESS YOU'RE INVITED

TO THE WEDDING

OF BAKE BARN HEIRESS

BARNINA BARNLY.

(GLASS SHATTERS)

COREY:

GUYS, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY

WE'RE GONNA EAT THAT CAKE!

♪ Eat that cake transition ♪

COREY:

ANYBODY LOOKING

FOR A WEDDING BAND?

BARNEY:

ME! I'M CAKE BARNEY,

OWNER OF THE BAKE BARN,

AND HAPPY DAD

TO THE SWEETEST LITTLE BRIDE

IN PEACEVILLE.

BARNINA:

I WANT MORE HEART-SHAPED SEQUINS

MOLDED INTO KISSING PUPPIES

WITH HEARTS FOR EYES

THAT SAY "I RUV ROU"

AND THEN SNEEZE BUTTERFLIES!

BARNEY:

SHE SURE IS CRAZY.

ABOUT LOVE.

I NEED SOME REALLY LOVEY SONGS

FOR THIS WEDDING,

OR I DON'T KNOW

WHAT SHE'LL DO.

WE'RE ALL ABOUT THE CAKE-

UH, LOVE!

TRINA:

COREY? SING A LOVE SONG?!

SCOFF!

HE'S NEVER BEEN IN LOVE,

AND TOTALLY KNOWS NOTHING

ABOUT IT!

DADDY, ONLY LOVE-WUVVERS

CAN SING AT MY WEDDING!

SORRY, COREY.

IF LOVE AIN'T IN YOUR HEART,

IT AIN'T COMIN' OUTTA YOUR HEAD.

WE'LL FIND ANOTHER BAND.

WHY DID YOU RUIN

OUR GIG?!

IF I CAN'T HAVE LOVE,

NO ONE CAN!

I USED TO BE IN MAX LOVE

WITH MY SWEATER,

PINKCREDIBLE,

BUT NOW I'M INTO HOODIES,

AND PINKCREDIBLE TOTALLY

WOULDN'T CHANGE FOR ME!

SO THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GONNA

HAVE SOMETHING YOU LOVE

WHEN LOVE JUST

DID ME WRONG!

MINA! CUPCAKE!

UH...

(CHEWING)

TASTES LIKE SAD.

(SOBBING)

COREY:

BARNEY! I CAN TOTALLY CRUSH-

UH, CUDDLE A LOVE SONG!

I'M MADLY IN LOVE

WITH CAKE-

I MEAN... WITH... UH...

LANEY:

ME! COREY'S IN LOVE WITH ME.

COREY:

WHAAAAAAAAAA-

AAAAAA-HOOO!

YEP, THAT'S WHAT LOVE

MAKES ME YELL.

OKAY. BUT IF YOU WANNA PLAY

THIS WEDDING,

YOU'D BETTER BE SO IN LOVE

THAT IT MAKES ME PUKE.

WE'LL ALL PUKE!

♪ Fake love equals cake ♪

LANEY:

WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS

TO MAKE YOU FALL IN LOVE!

FOR FAKESIES...

TO EAT CAKESIES.

OH, YEAH.

TOTAL FALSE LOVE.

BUT WE NEED TO DO

IN-LOVE STUFF

SO YOU KNOW HOW IT FEELS

FOR OTHERS.

AND PICNICS ARE MORE LOVELY

THAN ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT

CHEESE FRIES BECAUSE...

WHAT'S WRONG

WITH YOUR EYES?

KON:

GOT A BUG IN THERE

OR SOMETHING?

YOU SHOULD WASH IT

BEFORE IT GETS INFECTED

AND FILLED WITH PUSS.

(WATER SPLASHES)

(BOYS LAUGHS)

GRRR! BEAT IT

SO COREY CAN LOVE ME!

(NERVOUS CHUCKLE)

SO WE CAN FOOL BARNEY

AND CAKE CAN HAPPEN.

NOW WE'RE TALKIN'

ROMANCE!

(SLURPING)

SHARING A MILKSHAKE

IS SUPER CUTE.

BUT I WANTED BANANA.

CHOCOLATE IS CUTER.

KIN AND KON:

BUBBLE TIME!

(INHALE DEEPLY,

BUBBLING, SPLAT)

KON:

YOU GUYS ARE ADORBS!

ALL: (LAUGHING)

LANEY: GRRRR.

♪♪

PFFFFFT!

(LAUGHS)

(GIGGLING)

KIN AND KON:

SHARK ATTACK!

(SPLASH)

(MUFFLED CRIES)

LANEY:

WHEN YOU'RE IN LOVE,

EVEN DOING NOTHING AT ALL

IS WONDERFUL.

COREY:

I DON'T KNOW.

FEELS MORE BORING THAN-

LANEY:

SHHHH! WONDERFUL.

KIN AND KON:

BUMPER SWANS!

COME ON, LANES!

WE GOTTA CATCH 'EM!

NOT ROMANTIC, CORE.

WE'D BE RAMMING INTO THEM

TOGETHER.

KIN:

YOU'RE NOT CHASING US.

KON:

DID WE BREAK YOUR LEGS

WHEN WE RAMMED YOU?

LANEY:

CORE, CAN YOU ASK YOUR FRIENDS

TO LEAVE US ALONE?

WE'RE YOUR FRIENDS, TOO.

YEAH. YOU ASK US

TO LEAVE YOU ALONE.

STOP RUINING THIS FOR ME!

UH, GUYS,

CAN YOU...

KIN: RAM YOU AGAIN?

KON: PUT FLAMES ON YOUR BOAT?

(THEN TOGETHER)

BE AWESOME BUDS?

LEAVE US ALONE.

KIN:

YEAH. NO (CHOKES) PROBLEM.

KON:

(BACKING UP BEEPS)

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

WHY DON'T YOU COMPLIMENT

MY HAIR?

UH, YOUR HAIR IS SO GREAT,

TRINA!

IT'S, LIKE, ALL HIGHLIGHTS!

I'M TALKING TO MY NEW HOODIE,

MINA.

PINKCREDIBLE

TOTALLY COMPLIMENTED MY HAIR.

THIS HOODIE HIDES IT!

WELL, MAYBE A SWEATER

CAN'T TAKE THE PLACE

OF A BEST FRIEND.

I PROBABLY JUST NEED TIME

TO BOND WITH MY NEW HOODIE.

MINA! PRIVACY!

(INHALES DEEPLY,

SPLASH)

♪ Wicked sad transition ♪

(LAUGHING)

KIN:

WELL, WELL, WELL.

LOOK WHO FINALLY DECIDED

TO COME HOME.

AND WITHOUT FLOWERS.

LANEY:

LOOK, GUYS,

WE JUST NEEDED SOME TIME

TO LEARN WHAT LOVE IS

SO WE CAN FOOL BARNEY

AND HIS CRAZY DAUGHTER.

AND SO WE CAN NAIL

OUR SUPER ROMANTIC DUET.

BOTH:

DUET?

YOU WANNA PLAY A GIG...

WITHOUT US?!

WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN LOVE,

THEY SING DUETS!

IT'S LIKE A RULE.

WHAT HAPPENED

TO YOU GUYS?

THIS GIG USED TO BE

ABOUT THE MUSIC.

IT WAS ALWAYS ABOUT CAKE!

BOTTOM LINE: IF WE'RE OUT,

WE'RE ALL THE WAY OUT!

KON:

ARE WE MOVING?

MOVING?

YOU DON'T EVEN LIVE HERE.

EXACTLY!

KON:

WE HAD SO MANY HAPPY TIMES!

KIN:

IT FEELS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY!

EVEN THOUGH IT WAS TODAY!

KIN AND KON:

(SOBBING)

OOF!

(SOBBING THEN SIGHS)

OH, PINKCREDIBLE...

I FEEL SO ALONE!

SHOULD I MAKE

SWEATER NOISES?

SO WHAT SHOULD WE HAVE

IN OUR DUET?

COREY:

A TOTAL LACK OF KEYBOARD.

WELL, I WANT...

NO DRUMS AT ALL.

WHAT'S HAPPENED

TO US?

I THINK WE LET SOMETHING

GET IN THE WAY

OF OUR FRIENDSHIPS.

FAKE LOVE.

TRUE LOVE.

I JUST REALLY WANTED

THIS GIG.

AND I JUST REALLY WANTED...

JUST TELL HIM!

MM.

THE GIG AS WELL.

(SOBBING)

PINKCREDIBLE!

I CAN'T BELIEVE

I THREW YOU AWAY!

I'M FIXING MY MAKEUP

AND I'M GETTING YOU BACK!

THAT'S IT! WE NEED TO GET

SOMETHING BACK, TOO!

TWO SOMETHINGS,

NAMED KIN AND KON!

SO, WHAT DO WE DO?

WE NEED LYRICS

ABOUT LOST LOVE.

AND I KNOW JUST WHERE

TO FIND SOME.

OKAY, BE COOL.

YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR HER.

MINA! GARBAGE PICKING!

(LID CLUNKS)

(GASPS)

(GARBAGE CLATTERS)

TRINA:

PINKCREDIBLE!

WHERE ARE YOU?!

COREY:

THAT SURE IS THE PERFECT

SWEATER FOR YOU, LANES.

HUH?

LANEY:

(BAD ACTING)

THANK YOU, COREY.

I THINK ME

AND THIS PINK SWEATER

WILL BE TOGETHER

FOREVER!

PINKCREDIBLE?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

LOOKS LIKE SHE'S MOVING ON.

BUT YOU DIDN'T WANT HER

ANYWAY, RIGHT?

BUT...

(THUNDER RUMBLES,

RAIN PATTERS)

OH, PINKCREDIBLE!

I NEVER SHOULD HAVE

LET YOU GO.

(SAD TUNE PLAYS)

♪♪

(LIGHTNING STRIKES)

(RAIN PATTERS)

(DROPS PLOP)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

GOT IT!

LET'S HIT THAT WEDDING!

GOODBYE ITCHY SWEATER!

(GASPS) YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND,

PINKCREDIBLE!

I WISH I WAS 25% POLYESTER.

KIN:

CAN YOU BELIEVE

COREY'S TEXT?

"AT LEAST SHOW UP

FOR SOME CAKE."

YEAH. WHAT A JERK!

AND WHEN DO WE EAT IT, HUH?

BARNEY:

OKAY. MAKE ME PUKE FROM LOVE,

OR YOU AIN'T GETTING

ON THAT STAGE.

LANEY:

WELL, IN ONE DAY,

WE PICNICKED IN THE PARK,

STROLLED ON THE BEACH,

SHARED A MILKSHAKE,

AND WENT THROUGH

THE TUNNEL OF LOVE!

AND WE WERE SO IN LOVE

THAT WE IGNORED OUR FRIENDS,

BROKE UP THE BAND,

AND HAD A FIGHT ABOUT NOTHING!

(VOMITS)

SOUNDS LIKE LOVE TO ME!

HIT THE STAGE,

YOUSE CRAZY KIDS!

COREY AND LANEY:

YES!

THIS ONE GOES OUT

TO TWO VERY SPECIAL PEOPLE...

WEDDING GUESTS:

AWWWW...

COREY:

OUR BEST FRIENDS:

KIN AND KON!

♪ There used to be

a love between us ♪

♪ Then suddenly

that love was gone ♪

♪ Now everywhere I turn,

you're missing ♪

♪ Like a hairless cat,

it feels so wrong ♪

MEOW.

♪ I let "we" be about me. ♪

♪ And I made us fall apart ♪

♪ Wrong is what I know

I'll always be ♪

♪ Can we de-end

and re-start? ♪

♪ Please come back!

Please come back! ♪

Corey:

♪ My life without you

ain't worth jack ♪

♪ I threw you away! ♪

♪ Like an old pile of stuff ♪

♪ I take all the blame ♪

♪ But I've had enough ♪

♪ I'm nothing without you ♪

♪ Well, maybe not nothing ♪

♪ But a whole lot less ♪

♪ It's true! ♪

(SOBBING)

WE'LL NEVER BE APART AGAIN.

NOW THAT IS LOVE!

SO BEAUTIFUL.

YOUSE GUYS ARE WELCOME

TO PLAY

AT ANY OF MY DAUGHTER'S

WEDDINGS.

(GIGGLING,

GLASS SHATTERS)

THANKS, BARN,

BUT MAYBE WEDDINGS AREN'T

OUR THING AFTER ALL.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY

ABOUT LOVE.

(CHOMP) WHEN YOU GOT IT

ON THE INSIDE,

(CHOMP) YOU LIVE IT

ON THE OUTSIDE.

(CHOMP) BUT NO MATTER

HOW MUCH YOU HAVE

IT'S NEVER ENOUGH

UNTIL...

LANEY: (MUFFLED)

CORE, THOSE WOULD'VE MADE

PERFECT LYRICS.

KIN AND KON:

(MUFFLED MUMBLES OF AGREEMENT)

(MUFFLED) THANKS FOR COMING OUT,

EVERYONE!

(DEEP BREATHING)

YOU CAN DO IT, KON.

FOCUS!

EEEEEEE.

(SNAP)

WE NEED TO DRESS SWISS

IF WE'RE GONNA PLAY

THE ALPINE HORN

AND CHOCOWATCH EXPO.

SWISS ANNOUNCER:

YOU WILL RIDE THE WORLD'S

MOST ACCURATE FERRIS WHEEL!

YOU WILL ENTER RAFFLE TO WIN

THE WORLD'S LARGEST

CHOCOLATE DIAMOND!

AND ALSO PLEASE TO REMEMBER

THE OVERLARGE HORNS!

(DEEP INHALE,

BLOWING HORNS)

KON:

AWESOMMMMMMME!

COREY: (BANGING)

(VOICE CRACKING)

KNOCK. KNOCK.

LANEY, KIN AND KON:

WHO'S THERE?

SWISS GOODNESS!

ARE YOU GUYS READY

TO GET SWISSED?

SLOW DOWN, TIGER.

YOU'RE SO WOUND UP

YOUR VOICE IS CRACKING.

MY VOICE!

WE CAN'T PLAY THIS GIG

IF I DON'T SOUND PERFECT!

THE SWISS ARE ALL ABOUT

PRECISION AND PERFECTION!

WHAT DO WE DO?

KIN:

WE COULD JUST AUTO-TONE

YOUR VOICE

WITH A WICKED TECHNO HELMET!

OOOOOOOOOO!

UGH! I CAN SMELL MY OWN BREATH

IN HERE!

WHOA!

♪ I sound right tiiiiight! ♪

♪ My voice is auto-toned! ♪

EVERYTHING YOU SAY

JUST MAKES ME WANT TO ROCK OUT!

HEY, READ THIS!

♪ Tap water,

artificial grape juice ♪

♪ Suuuugaaaaaar ♪

♪ And caffenated

Crystalitzzzzzzzz ♪

UH, BUT RAFFLES ARE SUPPOSED

TO BE RANDOM.

RAFFLES ARE FOR RANDOMS,

MINA.

COOL PEOPLE CHEAT.

LIKE YOU WILL TO WIN ME

THAT ONE AND ONLY

SWISS CHOCOLATE DIAMOND.

YOU'LL BE THE TALK

OF THE EXPO.

AND YOU'LL BE THAT GIRL

WHO'S WITH ME.

Corey:

♪ May contain trace

amounts of fruit! ♪

♪ Fruit! Fruit! Fruit! ♪

GRRRR!

♪ We are gonna crush

the Chocowatch Expo! ♪

ALL:

(CHEERING)

YEAH, WE ARE!

THAT CHOCOLATE DIAMOND IS GONNA

TASTE LIKE DISGUSTING COCOA CRUD

IF COREY'S AROUND

RUINING EVERYTHING!

MAYBE SOME SUPER EASY WAY

TO RUIN COREY'S GIG

WILL PRESENT ITSELF.

KIN:

JUST ONE THING, COREY.

ABSOLUTELY,

UNDER NO CONDITION,

CAN YOU EVER,

AND I MEAN NEVER,

EVER, NEVER PUSH

THE RED BUTTON.

OR ELSE!!!

YES!

CAN'T TOUCH IT.

NOT ONE TIME.

NOPE, NOPE, NOPE.

(BEEPS, FIZZLING)

(GASPS)

COREY:

OOOOH!

(EVIL ROBOT VOICE)

EVERYTHING MUST BE MADE PERFECT!

WELL, YOU HEARD HIM.

LET'S PRACTICE!

(PLAYING A TUNE)

(LASER BLAST)

(STOPS PLAYING,

PLAYS A FEW CHORDS)

(WILD DRUMMING,

LASER BLASTS)

(DRUMS A RHYTHMIC SOLO)

(PLAY OFF-KEY)

(LASER BLASTS,

PLAYS A CLASSICAL TUNE)

DUDE, DID YOU SERIOUSLY

JUST AUTO-TONE THE ENTIRE BAND?

OKAY, THIS IS STARTING TO GET

WAY OUT OF CONTROL.

IMPERFECTIONS WILL BE CORRECTED

OR DESTROYED!

♪ Evil twist transition ♪

WHY WOULD YOU EVEN MAKE A HELMET

WITH AN "EVIL" BUTTON?

THESE ROPES SHOULD BE TIGHTER!

IMPERFECTION DETECTED!

WE GOTTA GET

THIS HELMET OFF.

THAT HELMET IS A DANGER

TO YOUR HEAD!

KON:

THAT'S IRONY, RIGHT?

(ALL GASP,

HELMET FIZZLES)

FIGHT IT, CORE!

BUT WE CAN'T PLAY

THE SWISS EXPO WITHOUT IT!

(EVIL VOICE)

I WILL PLAY THE EXPO

WITHOUT YOU!

AND WITHOUT FLAW!

COREY:

GET! OFF! MY! HEEEEEEAD!

(WOOZY MOANS)

PHEW!

YOU OKAY, CORE?

(VOICE CRACKING)

FEELIN' GREAT, LANES.

GUYS?

WHERE'S THE HELMET?

HELMET GO BYE-BYE.

TV GO ON-ON.

CHANCE HAPPENING:

THIS JUST IN!

BIZARRE, EVIL,

FLYING ROBOT HELMET

IS ATTACKING PEACEVILLE.

HEY, I KNOW THAT GUY!

THE HELMET IS DESTROYING

ANYTHING IT CONSIDERS IMPERFECT!

LAWNS!

HELMET:

IMPERFECT LAWN!

SCHOOLS!

HELMET:

YOUR ANSWERS ARE WRONG!

YOUR TESTS MUST BE DESTROYED!

CHILDREN:

YAAAAAAAAY! WOO-HOO!

EVERYONE SHOULD STAY INSIDE

UNLESS THEY ARE COMPLETELY

PERFECT!

THIS HAIR IS...

PERFECT.

DESTRUCTION NOT NECESSARY.

NO ONE KNOWS WHERE

IT'S GOING, BUT-

INCORRECT!

I WILL ABSORB THE PERFECTION

OF THE SWISS EXPO

AND I WILL HAVE THE POWER

TO DESTROY EVERY FLAW

IN PEACEVILLE!

(STATIC)

OKAY, OKAY.

I WON'T PUT AN "EVIL" SWITCH

ON THE NEXT HELMET.

PROMISE.

AND NO ESCAPE

ROCKETS.

OR LASER EYES.

FINE! I'LL STICK TO HATS.

(VOICE CRACKING)

GUYS! WE NEED TO STOP

THAT HELMET

BEFORE IT TAKES OVER

THE TOWN!

♪ The helmet is gonna

kill us all ♪

(TICKING)

OOF!

OHHH!

OHHH!

(ACCORDION MUSIC PLAYS,

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING)

MAYOR MELLOW:

SHH, SHH, SHHH...

WELCOME TO THE ALPINE HORN

CHOCO-WATCH EXPO!

THE SWISS CAN'T MISS

WITH BLING LIKE THIS-

(SLURP) MMM-MMM!

IT'S YUM-O'CLOCK!

TIME TO UNVEIL THIS YEAR'S

SCRUMDILLYISCIOUS RAFFLE PRIZE!

CAN I TRY SOME?

UN-PROBABLY.

BUT MAY-BABLY...

IF YOU WIN IT FOR ME.

MINA! RAFFLE RIGGING!

HELMET:

I WILL ABSORB

THIS PERFECT MACHINE

AND BECOME UNSTOPPABLE.

BUT HOW TO INTERFACE

WITH IT?

I DIDN'T MAKE YOU

HAMMER-PROOF!

SMASH!

HELMET:

INTERFACE COMPLETE!

(WHOOSHING)

CONSTRUCTING PERFECT

GIANT ROBOT BODY!

I DID NOT PROGRAM IT

TO DO THAT!

(VOICE CRACKING)

WE NEED TO BLOW ITS MIND

WITH SOMETHING

IT CAN'T MAKE PERFECT

OR DESTROY!

LOVE?

(VOICE CRACKING)

NO. I'VE GOT A CRAZY PLAN

THAT JUST MIGHT WORK.

LET'S ROLL OUT!

GO.

SO, JUST FIND TRINA'S BALL

AND MAKE SURE SHE WINS

THE CHOCO-DIAMOND?

EXACTLY. AND WHEN SHE TAKES

THAT FIRST CHOMP

OF SWEET, SWEET CHOCOLATE,

SHE'S GONNA GO ALL SWISS BLISS

AND WE'LL HAVE OUR LYRICS!

AND YOUR CRACKY-VOICE SINGING

WILL STOP THAT THING?

MY CRACKY-VOICE SINGING

AND THE MOST UN-AUTO-TONABLE

BAND IN THE WORLD!

(LANDING THUD)

OOF!

(SCREAMS)

(FIZZLES)

OOF!

MAN, MY BASS!

I KNOW! AWESOME!

LANEY:

UGGHH.

MAYOR MELLOW:

FANS O-CHOCOLATE

FORM A LINE

'CAUSE WHEN I HIT THIS BUTTON

IT'S RAFFLIN' TIME!

(CAGE RATTLES)

WHA! WHOA! BINGO!

OR... RAFFLE!

OR WHATEVER.

YOU'RE CHEATING!

I NEED TRINA TO WIN!

I NEED TRINA TO WIN!

BOTH:

HUH? WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM?

MAYOR MELLOW:

A-HA! AND THE WINNER IZ -

OF THIS CHOCOLATE BIZ -

TRINA RIFF-

(SCREAMS FOR JOY)

CHOCOLAAAAATE!

(CHOMP)

IT'TTTHH PERRRRRPHECHHTT!

(CRAZED LAUGHTER)

♪♪

♪♪

(BUBBLES POP)

(HEAVENLY CHOIR SINGS)

COREY: GOT IT!

AND WITH TIME TO SPARE!

LANEY:

NOT REALLY.

WE KINDA FORGOT ABOUT...

THAT GUY!

HELMET:

(LAUGHING) CORRECTION!

(LASER BLASTS)

CORRECTION APPROVED.

(LASER BLASTS)

WELL, THAT'S JUST MEAN.

(SCREAMING)

(LASER BLASTS)

(WHOOSHING)

COREY:

OH YEAH! TRY TO FIX THIS,

FAILBOT!

(THE BAND PLAYS A HORRIBLY

OUT OF TUNE MESS)

(VOICE CRACKING)

SCREEEEEEEACHHHHH!!!

(FIZZLING)

(LASER BLASTS)

HELMET:

MUSICAL FLAWS CORRECTED!

(PLAYING "ELEVATOR MUSIC" TUNE)

UH, CORE, WHAT NOW?!

YEAH. WE SOUND PERFECT!

HEY! I COULD GET USED TO THIS!

HEY, MR. PERFECT PANTS!

KNOCK, KNOCK!

UM, WHO'S THERE?

LITTLE OLD LADY.

LITTLE OLD LADY WHO?

EXACTLY.

WHO'S WITH ME?

ALL:

YEAH:

(INHALING DEEPLY,

BLOWING HORN)

(ACCORDION, TUBA, BASS DRUM

AND CYMBALS PLAY)

♪ Oh, there's nothing

like a perfect thing ♪

♪ To make me perfect

when I sing ♪

♪ A perfect diamond

in a ring ♪

♪ A perfect chocolate anything ♪

♪ Perfect is as perfect does ♪

♪ And perfect ain't

what perfect was ♪

♪ And now what's got us

all abuzz ♪

♪ Is no more perfection

because... ♪

♪ Nothing is perfect! ♪

♪ Don't try to make it so ♪

♪ You've wrecked

our Swiss party ♪

♪ And now you've got

to Gooo-o-o-o-o! ♪

YODEL BREAK!

(Yodeling)

♪ Yodelele he hoo! ♪

(THE HELMET SPARKS)

(Yodeling)

♪ Yodelele he hoo! ♪

♪ Yodelele he hoo! ♪

CANNOT CORRECT YODELING!

(Yodeling)

♪ Yodelele he hoo! ♪

♪ Yodelololele he hoo! ♪

♪ Yodelololele Yodelololele

Yodelololele Yodelololele ♪

♪ He hoo! ♪

HELMET:

IMPOSSIBLE.

CORRECTION FAILED.

COUNTDOWN TO MASSIVE

SELF-DESTRUCT HAS BEGUN!

THREE! TWO! ONE!

(FIZZLES,

VISOR CRACKS)

SERIOUSLY? THAT IT?

(MASSIVE EXPLOSION)

THERE WE GO.

CROWD:

(CHEERING)

GOTTA SAY THAT SINGING'S BAD.

BUT YOU BEAT THAT ROBOT,

SO WE'RE ALL GLAD!

HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE

HONORARY SWISS FOLK?

NO THANKS,

MAYOR MELLOW.

BEING TOO PERFECT

IS UNNATURAL,

LIKE A ROBOT HELMET'S VOICE

IN YOUR BRAIN.

WE CAN'T JUST LET OUR HEADWEAR

CONTROL US.

IF YOUR HAT DOESN'T LIKE

THE WAY YOU LIVE,

THAT'S YOUR HAT'S PROBLEM.

YOU GOTTA BE YOU,

FLAWS AND ALL.

♪ Yodele he hoo! ♪

HEY, COREY,

YOU FORGOT ONE THING!

(HORN BLASTS)

HE-HE! THANKS FOR COMING

OUT, EVERYONE!