All language subtitles for Episode 08 La Vida Sique

Anabel, I need a favour.

Make yourself ill,
go to the nurse

and leave the bedroom
to Curly and I.

You and Curly...

Oh, how lovely.

What are we talking about here?

Diarrhoea, vomiting
or high temperature?

Whichever you prefer.

I would do anything
for a happy couple,

but I don't know whether to help...

or use your nipples as ear plugs.

You've got a cheek.

How can you ask for favours
after reporting me to Valbuena?

Because it was you, right?

No.

I've been here long enough
to know who not to betray.

Well...

In that case...

you can repay me.

People like you because of the boxing.

Hitting Charo made you popular.

People would bet on you
if you got to the final.

Of course,

you wouldn't win.

LOCKED UP

Don't give me gypsy hair.

Tere, you're painting my whole finger.

Do you want some grams
for your romantic night?

- No. I don't need it.
- Really?

A shag with drugs is like
a rocket, I love it.

No, my fingers are rockets.

Curly, we've prepared
stew for tonight,

but you won't be having any.
If you eat it,

you'll smell of onion down there.

- How gross.
- Mine tastes of chocolate.

Well, eat cinnamon so you
taste like a grandma's dessert.

- A sweet pussy.
- What a great place to be.

- Here comes the happy one.
- Hey,

it's nice to see
a bit of happiness

with everything else going on.

- What's happening?
- Oh, don't you know?

- Know what?
- That Saray is in solitary

and they've put her on
suicide watch.

- Saray?
- Yes.

- Excuse me, what do you mean?
- She asked to confess,

so they put her in a dungeon
to stop her hurting herself.

Call someone, call someone.

Guard.

What are you doing?

Are you OK?

- You know why she's like this?
- Why?

Because you serve us shit food.

You're poisoning us
so that we fall.

- You know what?
- What?

One more complaint
and you're in solitary.

Curly, no!

What were you thinking?

They found Saray Vargas
feeling groggy in the cell.

I told you to examine her,
not drug her.

Can you calm down?
Of course I examined her.

I was finishing the report.

Rest assured,
there is no suicide risk.

So why did you sedate her?

Because she had a psychotic episode.

I found her distant, drained,
saying strange things about Valbuena.

- But there's no suicide risk.
- If she had a psychotic episode,

there's nothing to say she won't
have another. She could take her life.

- It's not like that.
- I don't care.

I'm getting Vargas out

and I'm going to assign
a guard to her 24/7.

Don't drug another prisoner again.

Above all, don't disobey my orders.

- You're right.
- Carlos, what's wrong?

Nothing, you're right.

I apologise.

I was wrong. I should have asked
for authorisation to sedate Vargas.

Don't worry, it won't happen again.

My wife left me.

She lost the baby.

It was really hard.

We couldn't bear it,
but what can we do?

Shit, I'm sorry.

Honestly, I'm really sorry.

Sorry for having spoken
to you like that.

Hey, if you need anything,
whatever I can do...

Now you can invite me to dinner.

Yes, of course.

Not really,

I don't think I'm capable
of being alone all night.

Calm down.

Four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

Macarena Ferreiro is in the final!

Check out the posh girl.

You're taking
this competition seriously.

Have you seen the posh one?

Thank you.

When I'm training,
I don't think at all.

It's as if I was outside.

I heard your brother
came to see Zulema.

Why?

I don't know.

I think he's trying
to give Karim money,

an agreement.

Agreement with a hit man?

What's Zulema's involvement in this?

- Are you telling me everything?
- Yes, I don't know any more.

They're taking Zulema to the dentist
and I'm accompanying the convoy.

I don't know what Zulema wants to do,
but she doesn't need to leave

for her brother to have
an agreement with Karim.

Do you think she tells me her plans?

I don't know.

I only know that she uses
a dirty toothbrush,

she put it in the toilet.

Come on, train.
The semi-final begins in 5 minutes.

Antonio, is it true that Román
Ferreiro had a conjugal with Zulema?

Yes, and Castillo was here.

He planted microphones
to hear what was being said.

- Break it up!
- What did they say?

Answer me.
What did they say?

They danced and she asked him
to grab her arse,

they made reference to some clubs

and then the microphone went,
like the battery ran out.

It came back and then stopped again.

So you didn't hear anything strange?

I'm not sure.

"In the firing line",

but there was lots of noise, Fabio.
I don't know if that's what was said.

"In the firing line"?

I got them on the black market.

If that son of a bitch comes for us,

I'd like it if we could
defend ourselves.

Dad will teach us how
to protect ourselves.

Oh God.

Do you not see your mum?

Who do you think you are,
Dirty Harry?

I'll tell you who you are, a fool.

Your mum's right,
we're not criminals.

We are a normal desperate family

who have made mistakes,
and I haven't been able to stop.

If I handed myself in
and pleaded guilty,

it was so all of this would stop.

All you did was protect your family.

It's unfair to send you to prison.

- You're not a murderer.
- Yes, I am.

I killed for you.

We could have ended everything
by handing the Egyptian in,

but look where we are now.

AT THE DENTIST'S
IN ONE HOUR

In prison, and we're
hornier than ever before.

But I wouldn't become
a cook for this lot.

- It's called being a dyke.
- Cook, dyke, whatever.

And a swiss roll.
Right, Saray? Say it.

But like that.

- Oh!
- Oh, you can't eat any of me.

You know I don't like that stuff.

You've got my mouth here.

What a shame.

What is judged outside
isn't judged in here.

Here you're judged for opening
your mouth, for being a snitch,

or because you smell...

But you're not judged for
murdering, shagging and stuff.

It's my turn for the dentist.

- We're ready.
- Ready?

- Ready.
- Come on.

Saray?

Saray! Can you hear me?

This girl. Are you there?

- Curly?
- Are you OK?

- Are you OK?
- Yes, I'm fine.

- Sure?
- Yes.

- What are you doing here?
- They said you were tied up.

Are you tied up?

No, not at all. Look.

Have you done anything stupid?

Have you come to see me or what?

- Yes.
- This is almost love.

Of course it's love, idiot.

Of course it's love.

I had a fight with Palacios
to come and see you.

Saray, you're not someone
who gets down, are you?

You're strong,
you go for everything,

you give it your all.
You're like an earthquake.

You're not suicidal.

- What's happened?
- Nothing.

Nothing, I acted crazy
to get out quicker and see you.

But the plan went wrong.

They tied me up a bit, they stuck
some needles in me, but...

That's all.

You got me worried.

- I had you worried?
- Yes.

You're like an animal.

You're crazy.

- Again?
- Again.

Yes, my love, yes.

Crazy, but crazy for you.

Because I love you.

I love you.

- Do you want a laugh?
- Yes.

Did you know they called the chaplain?

- The chaplain?
- Yes, to confess stuff to him.

All sorts, like, as if I were
the god of gypsies,

a lesbian and a sinner...

You laugh, his glasses
misted up and everything.

I made him cry.

Oh, poor man.

So, you don't want to die?

Only when you die.

I play sport, I have done all my life.

My mum made me do dance.

I hated dance.

It was like karate with a tutu,

throwing punches with my points.

I did paddle tennis
when I was outside.

I had a strong arm, but now...

I've still kind of got it.
I had boobs too...

well not any more, but yes.

Sport? Me, sport?

What is that for?
I'm more for delicious food.

My first boyfriend always said
"where there's meat, there's a party".

Sex is my favourite sport,
and it's a great sport.

You get so flexible that...

well, you can touch
your nose with your toes.

Sexy pilates.

Ask anyone, you'll see.

It was great with me the other way.

If you like, grab a stick
and I'll show you.

I still know how to do it.
Don't take the mick...

Do you have a stick? I'll do it.

Or is it not called a stick?

I've never seen such
a violent infection.

I've had a low immune
system for weeks.

We're going to clean your gums.

I'm going to apply anaesthetic, OK?

Can you pull the blinds down?
I don't like the light.

Do you want a coffee too?

This is the last fight,

the final to see
who goes to Interprisons.

Macarena Ferreiro...

Maqui! Hit her! She's shit.

Versus Imelda Santos.

Macarena, you've been given another
task. You're looking after Saray.

What?

Saray is on suicide watch
and she needs watching 24/7

to avoid risk,
so you'll eat with her.

From now on, you'll live and sleep
in the same cell.

Sit down, we're starting.

- Don't look like that.
- I'll look how I like.

Since Curly is in solitary,
the company will do you good.

Why is Curly in solitary?

Because of me.

She went mad when she found out
I might commit suicide.

She got angry so she could see me,

just like I got angry
at Valbuena for her.

You may have been
attracted to her for a while,

but Curly is with me,

we're together.

We're the same, hot-blooded.

- Ferreiro, to the ring.
- To the ring.

Careful with those teeth,

may Allah protect them.

Wait, wait.

I know Hanbal's mother
would never forgive me, but...

- I've got an offer to make you.
- Go on.

To the man who killed Hanbal.

Go on.

Carry on.

It depends on hiding your body,

that your mum is crazy with pain,

that your family can't accompany you.

What you did to Hanbal.
Where is his body?

One, two,

three, four.

Five, six...

Eat, eat, eat.

Seven, eight.

Yes, go back for more. More.

See? Is it OK?

Let go, Karim!

If you kill him,
I'll blow your head off.

It can be done two ways.

If I'm quick,
I kill your son and you.

If I'm slow,
I kill your son and you kill me.

Either way, your son dies.

Drop the weapon!

Slow or fast, you die.

Now that's the situation.

Your son dies either way.

Any of the three can accompany him.

Or all three.

There's another way this can end.

I propose that we draw.

Nobody wins.

We throw away the guns,
let you go and nobody dies.

- Why would I trust you?
- Because I'm a father.

If you let him go,
you go unharmed.

One, two, three, four.

No! No.

Eight, nine, ten.

Macarena Ferreiro is the winner!

Maca! Maca! Maca!

Son of a bitch.

Attention: inmate Kabila
is out of solitary.

Mum.

What happened? Why are you here?

An officer called to say
you were here,

in a cell where
you wanted to take your life.

- What's going on, Saray?
- Nothing, Mum. Nothing.

Nothing, just...

the shrink here makes me nervous.
They gave me an injection...

and I feel depressed.

I don't know what they think, but...

Mum, you know me.

But right now,

I don't know if I do know you, Saray.

Here, in prison...

and now you want to commit suicide?

Your father is so ashamed,
he couldn't come.

Only a few months until you get out,
and you get yourself into this.

If I saw your husband,

I'd quite rightly spit in his face.

People say you don't want
to have children.

Come on, Mum.
How can I have one in prison?

Do you think
this is a place for a kid? No...

Saray, a marriage isn't a marriage
until God blesses it with children.

Tomorrow, you have a conjugal visit
with your husband.

- What are you saying?
- That he can make you pregnant.

If needs be, he'll come every day
until you fall pregnant.

- No, no, Mum.
- Yes.

Mum, no.

I already got married for you both,

to do you a favour.

You can't ask me to have a child.

You can't.

Your husband's family say

that until a baby arrives,

we're not relatives, nothing,

that it was all a sham,

and they'll make us leave.

Saray, do you want...

to see your parents
sleeping in cardboard boxes?

Because that's what will happen.

Mum, you're asking me to have a child.

Not a tortoise from the fairground.

Well, this is it.

When you have a child, you'll
forget about these silly things.

Saray, those who are mothers

get shorter sentences,
you'll get out quicker.

I'll do it for you.

I'll come and look after it myself,

and you'll have...

a family and a place
to come back to.

Agreed?

"Hanbal, alias the Egyptian,
never used the same SIM card twice.

"He called, got rid of it
and got another one.

"That's how he maintained
a network of friends and associates,

"but his search was undetectable.

"The report shows hundreds
of phone numbers only used once.

"Only one number was repeated.

"His mother's number.

"But none of the conversations were
related to the Hanbal investigation."

Rana Sabad?

Who are you?

My name is Encarna.

We don't know each other, but...

I know you lost your son,

and I'm scared of losing mine.

I can't give back your son's life,

but I'm able to give you his body.

As a mother,

I can imagine
what this means to you.

- You have my son's body?
- Yes.

What do you want in return?

To finish this madness,

before there are more deaths.

I'm asking you,

mother to mother.

Come on, it's burning!
Get rid of the rotten potatoes.

What's this?
What are they, monkey brains?

I'm not eating that, Antonia.
I'm fed up.

This food is shit.

- Look...
- What?

What do you expect me to make
with this crap? Magic potions?

Don't wind me up,
and complain to the Governor,

so she can put you in solitary again.

Add lots of vinegar
and pepper. Come on.

Darling, where are you going?
Where are you taking it?

These two sleeping together
is great for us.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

- Saray, what are you doing?
- Sorry, sorry.

Sorry, sorry.

- What's up with you?
- I'm in trouble.

Why?

I'm having a conjugal visit
with my husband.

Well, reject him.

Reject him because
you decide who you want to see.

I can't get out of it,
my Mum asked me to.

If not, they'll be forced to leave.

She said he's coming tomorrow,
next week and the one after.

Until I fall pregnant.

- You can't do anything?
- What can I do?

- You really can't do anything?
- No, it's my family.

The family I'm left with.
What can I do?

What can I do?

- You know what?
- What?

You'll be a horrible mother.

You'd be a brilliant one.

Can you imagine if we both had it?

I'd have it with you.

Stop, stop, stop.

Saray, I can't do this now.

Really.

We're really toxic.

I'm with Macarena.

I need you.

What the hell are you doing?

- It's broken.
- How many times do I have to say,

don't get the lift together
without an officer?

Will you call the repairman?
It's broken again.

- What's wrong?
- It's blocked. Who's inside?

Azúcar and Moreno.

- Stop.
- What, what?

Stop, stop. I can't.

I'm sorry, I can't.

My love,

if you want it to stop,

why open your legs?

Shit, they're crying.

Don't cry, it wastes air.

Look at me, look.

Look at me.

Look at me.

Are you OK?

Come on, don't worry.

Tell Antonia to make you a tea,
you had me so worried.

Maca, listen carefully. Anabel
is going to give you a hearing aid.

What? What do you mean
a hearing aid?

They will put a wire in your ear,
they turn it around and around

until you don't hear anything for the
rest of your life. Only a little...

You've made Anabel
lose money on the boxing bets.

I support her and her girls...

So I'm going to help you.
They're coming.

Come on.

- How many are there?
- Four.

Two for you and two for me.

The plan to go to the dentist
and kill Karim...

I wanted to deliver your brother on a
platter, but it went wrong

and he's alive.

You should know the truth.

Now we are at peace.

One day, I'll break your back.

And you'll have to ring a bell for me.

You bitch.

That's enough, Duracell.

You think you're
the queen of this place,

but it's over.

Now, there's a new boss.

Do you know who?

Me.

So trying to kill
my brother was a favour?

I understand that now
you don't get the concept of...

"collateral damage"?

I can assure you,
it's better to kill your brother

than to kill your brother,
your father and your mother.

Really. That's what Karim wants,

to kill your whole family. Understood?

It's a question of survival.

Of your survival.