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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:27,880 --> 00:02:29,040 WwW.SubYab.CoM THE STORY OF MY YOUTH. 2 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,800 In the era of internet... 3 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,600 the world is enjoying porn on their smartphones. 4 00:02:35,840 --> 00:02:41,440 But Sunny is an old-school purist, 5 00:02:41,560 --> 00:02:43,840 who prefers adult literature. 6 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:51,760 Yeah, Pappi. 7 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:53,800 Sunny, hurry up! 8 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,840 Meet Mr. Sunil Bhateja. 9 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,800 He's been cleverly living in his friend, Goldie's house for the past 30 years. 10 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:01,720 He's almost divorced. 11 00:03:01,840 --> 00:03:05,280 You can call him a helpless husband or a concerned father. 12 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:06,840 I am running late. 13 00:03:07,080 --> 00:03:08,320 The book's awesome. 14 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,200 When is the next edition coming out? 15 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:11,600 Really? 16 00:03:11,680 --> 00:03:13,360 Okay, I'll meet you in college. Bye. 17 00:03:14,760 --> 00:03:15,640 Hurry up. 18 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:18,640 Just a minute, Papa! 19 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,160 Hey, Sunny! 20 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,600 What on earth are you doing in there? 21 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:27,200 I'll be late to the office! 22 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:28,720 Don't you have to go to college? 23 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:30,880 I was just pooping. I'm feeling constipated. 24 00:03:30,960 --> 00:03:32,840 You feel constipated every bloody day! 25 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:33,960 What are you eating? 26 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:36,000 Aren't you running late? Go on. 27 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,440 You're up early today? 28 00:04:04,800 --> 00:04:05,600 What? 29 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:13,760 You're up early today. 30 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,720 I get up early every day. 31 00:04:16,279 --> 00:04:17,680 I guess, I get up late. 32 00:04:17,760 --> 00:04:20,240 Her father wakes up early as well! 33 00:04:22,640 --> 00:04:23,440 And you! 34 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,440 Why the hell do you have to go up there every morning? 35 00:04:27,520 --> 00:04:29,080 You give this idiot an excuse-- 36 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:31,400 Hey! 37 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:32,720 Where did he go? 38 00:04:32,880 --> 00:04:34,520 What's wrong? Why are you yelling? 39 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:35,440 The same thing! 40 00:04:35,520 --> 00:04:36,920 The rascal's hitting on her! 41 00:04:37,000 --> 00:04:38,320 I'll deal with him! 42 00:04:38,760 --> 00:04:40,520 Let's finish this! Stay right there! 43 00:04:41,800 --> 00:04:43,360 Meet Mrs. Darshan Bhateja. 44 00:04:43,520 --> 00:04:47,240 Nearly 30 years ago, during the golden era of Doordarshan... 45 00:04:47,560 --> 00:04:49,280 she had an accident. 46 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:51,280 She has been in a coma ever since. 47 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:53,520 Yes. 48 00:04:53,680 --> 00:04:54,560 Hey, Sunil! 49 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:56,000 I don't know. 50 00:04:56,080 --> 00:04:56,960 Hey, Sunil! 51 00:04:57,280 --> 00:04:58,120 We need to talk! 52 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,160 What's wrong, Goldie? Why are you yelling? 53 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:03,040 What's wrong? 54 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:04,200 Talk to your son. 55 00:05:04,560 --> 00:05:06,440 He hits on my daughter every day. 56 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:10,680 Come here. 57 00:05:11,880 --> 00:05:12,840 Come here. 58 00:05:13,560 --> 00:05:14,440 What is he saying? 59 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:15,480 What? 60 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:16,520 Papa, I was brushing my teeth. 61 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:17,840 She was standing there. It's not my fault. 62 00:05:17,920 --> 00:05:20,320 But she must be standing in her own home. 63 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:22,120 Why don't you brush your teeth in the bathroom in front of the mirror? 64 00:05:22,200 --> 00:05:23,240 But you were pooping in there. 65 00:05:23,320 --> 00:05:25,480 -What is this pooping? -Sunil, I've had it. 66 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,920 Next time I will report this to the police. 67 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,800 You'll report such a trivial matter to the police? 68 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,840 Does our friendship mean nothing to you? 69 00:05:32,920 --> 00:05:34,760 Okay, fine. I'll let him off the hook this time. 70 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:36,120 But I won't be so generous next time. 71 00:05:36,200 --> 00:05:38,560 You have been living here all these years. 72 00:05:38,640 --> 00:05:40,600 -We pay the rent. 800 rupees every month! -Shut up. 73 00:05:40,680 --> 00:05:42,000 -Wow! -What? 74 00:05:42,080 --> 00:05:43,440 800 rupees! 75 00:05:43,520 --> 00:05:44,880 You call that rent? 76 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,800 What can you buy for 800 rupees? 77 00:05:48,280 --> 00:05:50,080 Fine, we'll vacate the place. 78 00:05:50,160 --> 00:05:51,160 -Pack your stuff! -Not at all, brother. 79 00:05:51,240 --> 00:05:52,040 Wait a minute. 80 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:53,280 That is not what he meant. 81 00:05:53,360 --> 00:05:55,000 He means to say that 800 rupees isn't enough! 82 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,920 We pay our maid 2,500 rupees every month. 83 00:05:58,000 --> 00:06:00,120 You're embarrassing me, sister-in-law. 84 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:03,840 I keep telling you that we'll leave as soon as Mom recovers. 85 00:06:03,920 --> 00:06:05,800 Try to understand. We've spent our childhood here. 86 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,600 Why don't you spend the rest of your life here as well? 87 00:06:09,120 --> 00:06:10,160 Let's do one thing. 88 00:06:10,720 --> 00:06:12,520 Why don't we leave this place? Is that okay? 89 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,080 The thing about his mom is, who knows when she will recover. 90 00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,040 Please talk to him, sister-in-law? 91 00:06:17,120 --> 00:06:19,280 -What is he saying-- -No, no. I won't talk to him. 92 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:20,960 You two fight and patch up the next day. 93 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:22,360 I'm the one who ends up being the bad cop. 94 00:06:22,440 --> 00:06:23,680 I don't want to interfere. 95 00:06:23,760 --> 00:06:25,840 But, if you don't mind, I want to say something. 96 00:06:25,920 --> 00:06:27,400 Now that Priya isn't here, 97 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,040 this boy's getting out of hand. 98 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:31,480 You always get me humiliated. 99 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:32,960 Yeah? 100 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:34,760 Is there anyone else in the house you would like to invite? 101 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,200 I just came here to check if everything's fine... 102 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:39,080 I know what you're here to check. 103 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:40,080 Go back! 104 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,040 Can I get some breakfast? 105 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:44,560 Yes, there's some flatbread and potato curry. 106 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:46,120 -Let's go and eat. -Yes. 107 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,840 Send him some breakfast as well. 108 00:06:48,920 --> 00:06:49,920 I won't eat. 109 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:52,560 I'll send four flatbreads, with extra butter. 110 00:06:52,640 --> 00:06:53,840 -Okay. -But none for him. 111 00:06:55,840 --> 00:06:56,640 Idiot! 112 00:06:56,800 --> 00:06:58,320 You've destroyed my reputation. 113 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,760 Meet Sunil's daughter Sweety. 114 00:07:00,840 --> 00:07:03,800 She often gets to the school after the gate is shut. 115 00:07:03,960 --> 00:07:07,440 And this is Bunty, it's very difficult to understand him. 116 00:07:07,520 --> 00:07:08,480 You can try. 117 00:07:08,560 --> 00:07:09,840 We're late yet again! 118 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,200 How are we gonna get in? 119 00:07:11,280 --> 00:07:12,640 Just like we do every day. 120 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,680 Why do schools build these high walls? 121 00:07:15,760 --> 00:07:16,920 I've to scale it every day. 122 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:19,680 Yeah, I feel they increase the height every day. 123 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:26,120 Yes, ma'am? 124 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:27,800 Mr. Bunty, our company is willing to give you a loan 125 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:29,240 on behalf of the bank. 126 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,560 How much can I get? 127 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:31,960 How much do you need, sir? 128 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:34,760 Would you like some fritters? 129 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:36,800 With a cold drink? 130 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:38,280 Of course. 131 00:07:38,840 --> 00:07:39,800 Okay, yeah... 132 00:07:39,920 --> 00:07:40,960 can I get a loan of 250 rupees? 133 00:07:41,040 --> 00:07:42,080 Are you joking, sir? 134 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:44,360 We can give you a loan of 250,000 rupees. 135 00:07:44,440 --> 00:07:46,000 And who's gonna repay it? Your father? 136 00:07:46,080 --> 00:07:46,880 Hang up! 137 00:07:47,440 --> 00:07:48,400 Why are you screaming? 138 00:07:48,480 --> 00:07:51,000 These bloody dicks from the bank keep offering me loans! 139 00:07:51,080 --> 00:07:51,920 Kneel. 140 00:07:58,920 --> 00:07:59,720 -Okay. -Great. 141 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:00,680 Come on. 142 00:08:02,000 --> 00:08:03,320 How am I supposed to climb? 143 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:07,000 Bro! 144 00:08:07,280 --> 00:08:08,120 Come here. 145 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,560 Can you bend over for a minute? 146 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:15,280 Out here? 147 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:16,160 Let's go home. 148 00:08:16,240 --> 00:08:18,800 I want to scale this wall and go to school. 149 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:19,800 Come on. Bend over. 150 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,680 Okay, I get it. 151 00:08:25,440 --> 00:08:26,720 Not like that. 152 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:28,320 I mean-- 153 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,320 Move. 154 00:08:29,960 --> 00:08:31,400 Down. Down. 155 00:08:33,720 --> 00:08:34,520 Great. 156 00:08:34,799 --> 00:08:36,159 Now, wait. 157 00:08:38,080 --> 00:08:39,640 -Up! -Think about it one more time. 158 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:41,679 You won't have to scale a wall at home. 159 00:08:43,640 --> 00:08:44,440 Come on. 160 00:08:44,520 --> 00:08:46,520 I'll take you to the Principal's office! 161 00:08:47,200 --> 00:08:48,640 Is your house available? 162 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,320 Let's go. 163 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:58,280 Meet Pappi, Sunny's friend, philosopher and guide. 164 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,560 A brilliant student of Hindi honors. 165 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:09,800 He's an obscene obscenity expert! 166 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:13,760 And the sole supplier of Sunny's adult literature. 167 00:09:23,400 --> 00:09:24,960 -We're late. Hurry up. -Come on. 168 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,400 We'll be in trouble! 169 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:28,720 -Where were you? -We're here. We're here. 170 00:09:31,080 --> 00:09:33,440 Do you need my permission to walk into a toilet? 171 00:09:33,640 --> 00:09:35,400 The class is next door! Idiot! 172 00:09:35,480 --> 00:09:37,400 I thought he is waiting for us. 173 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:38,280 Let's go. 174 00:09:39,480 --> 00:09:41,520 Bro, I need to use the bathroom. 175 00:09:41,640 --> 00:09:43,360 But what about the Hindi lecture-- 176 00:09:43,440 --> 00:09:45,360 -But we're already here... -Come on. 177 00:09:46,040 --> 00:09:47,560 Students, today we'll... 178 00:09:47,640 --> 00:09:50,800 study about Soundarya Rass in Hindi Literature. 179 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:56,560 Welcome. 180 00:09:56,800 --> 00:10:00,120 I'm really blessed to have you in my class. 181 00:10:00,200 --> 00:10:01,400 Why are you late? 182 00:10:01,480 --> 00:10:03,120 We had to use the bathroom. 183 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,640 We won't be late again. 184 00:10:04,720 --> 00:10:07,800 Frequent trips to the bathroom could be a symptom of diabetes. 185 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:09,280 Get a health checkup. 186 00:10:09,640 --> 00:10:11,520 And maintain the dignity of this class. 187 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,120 Don't turn it into a restroom. 188 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:14,800 Take a seat. 189 00:10:16,880 --> 00:10:17,920 You wait. 190 00:10:19,920 --> 00:10:23,920 I had the privilege of checking your examination sheet. 191 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:28,200 You were asked to write an essay on festivals. 192 00:10:28,280 --> 00:10:31,640 "Sister's wild celebration!" Really? 193 00:10:36,000 --> 00:10:38,080 You either forget or you misplace your vowels. 194 00:10:38,160 --> 00:10:39,760 You are really shabby! 195 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,400 I fail to understand who gave you this. 196 00:10:43,960 --> 00:10:47,760 I mean who gave you Hindi honors? 197 00:10:47,960 --> 00:10:48,920 You did, sir. 198 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,520 Well, I admit I was wrong. 199 00:10:52,080 --> 00:10:53,360 Take your seat. 200 00:10:53,520 --> 00:10:55,800 And try to learn something nice. 201 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,240 Alliterations. 202 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:33,480 "She steals the heart of a heart-stealer with her capricious glance." 203 00:11:33,760 --> 00:11:34,640 Amazing. 204 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:37,600 This old man's going to bore us. 205 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,800 -I have the latest edition for you. -Really? 206 00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:45,400 -Hey, move. -There's another example of this. 207 00:11:46,560 --> 00:11:51,360 Chester Cheetah chews a chunk of cheap cheddar cheese. 208 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,520 -First edition. Yeah! -My juicy neighbor. 209 00:11:54,600 --> 00:11:55,680 -Open it. Open it. -Yes. 210 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,640 I mean the sound "C" is being repeated... 211 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:04,960 over and over again. 212 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:06,960 Sounds so beautiful, right? 213 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,280 "C" with different vowels. 214 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:12,280 The "C" word is being used extensively in our book as well. 215 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,520 "C" with different vowels. 216 00:12:23,680 --> 00:12:24,800 What are you doing? 217 00:12:25,240 --> 00:12:26,560 Where are you? Are you at college? 218 00:12:26,640 --> 00:12:27,960 I am in class. 219 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:29,800 I am studying. Don't disturb me. 220 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:31,480 Okay, fine. Continue studying, son. 221 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:32,680 What are you studying? 222 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,560 -I am in a lecture right now. -Let's read this. 223 00:12:35,640 --> 00:12:36,920 My Hindi's a little weak, so-- 224 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:40,920 -The alliterations are important. -Alliterations. 225 00:12:41,200 --> 00:12:43,080 We were studying about alliterations. 226 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:50,600 I'll talk to you later. 227 00:12:51,400 --> 00:12:53,080 What book are you reading? 228 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:54,760 Sir, Soundarya Rass. 229 00:12:54,920 --> 00:12:56,160 MY JUICY NEIGHBOR 230 00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,000 My juicy neighbor? 231 00:12:59,480 --> 00:13:01,400 -It's the first edition, sir. -Part one. 232 00:13:03,840 --> 00:13:05,600 Which college is it available in? 233 00:13:07,760 --> 00:13:08,760 Ours, sir. 234 00:13:09,200 --> 00:13:10,320 Can I read it? 235 00:13:10,560 --> 00:13:12,640 -Keep it, sir. It's all yours. -Thank you. 236 00:13:12,920 --> 00:13:13,720 Forgive us. 237 00:13:13,800 --> 00:13:14,600 Thank you. 238 00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:26,160 Sir, why did you call me? 239 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:29,280 I was getting bored. 240 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,920 I thought why not play some Ludo with you. 241 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,480 -What do you mean, sir? -What do you think? 242 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:41,400 Do you know what your son does in college? 243 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:46,280 Ask him. 244 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:47,400 He studies, sir. 245 00:13:47,680 --> 00:13:48,640 What does he study? 246 00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,640 Literature. 247 00:13:53,160 --> 00:13:54,320 Literature, sir. 248 00:13:54,480 --> 00:13:56,560 Let me show you what your son is studying. 249 00:13:57,520 --> 00:13:58,760 MY JUICY NEIGHBOR 250 00:13:58,840 --> 00:14:00,600 This is what your son was studying. 251 00:14:05,840 --> 00:14:06,800 No, sir. 252 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:10,880 I spoke to him this morning and he was reading his books-- 253 00:14:11,520 --> 00:14:12,360 I-- 254 00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:13,920 My son won't read this. 255 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,040 You think I'm lying? 256 00:14:19,720 --> 00:14:20,520 Sir... 257 00:14:21,720 --> 00:14:23,200 please forgive him this time. 258 00:14:23,280 --> 00:14:24,280 He's just a child. 259 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:25,640 I'll be grateful. 260 00:14:26,840 --> 00:14:27,800 I'll forgive him! 261 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:29,640 I'll forgive him. 262 00:14:30,640 --> 00:14:31,560 Take this dice. 263 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,560 Roll a six and I'll forgive him. 264 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:36,040 But if you can't roll a six... 265 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,400 I'll break his legs... 266 00:14:39,080 --> 00:14:40,360 and he will never forget it. 267 00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:41,760 Roll a six. 268 00:15:03,280 --> 00:15:05,360 Six! 269 00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:07,920 Get up! 270 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:15,560 How did you roll a six? 271 00:15:16,280 --> 00:15:18,120 Luck, sir. 272 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,880 Actually, you roll it with your hands. 273 00:15:22,960 --> 00:15:24,400 You should try using this. 274 00:15:24,480 --> 00:15:25,320 It really helps. 275 00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:27,000 -Are you sure? -Keep trying, sir. 276 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:28,760 Try it, sir. 277 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,840 Get out. 278 00:15:30,160 --> 00:15:33,480 If you do this again, I will rusticate you. 279 00:15:33,560 --> 00:15:34,800 -He won't do it, sir. -Leave. 280 00:15:34,920 --> 00:15:36,400 -Thank you, sir. -I said leave. 281 00:15:39,440 --> 00:15:41,720 -I'll get rid of it, sir. -No, I'll do it. 282 00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:42,960 These things don't suit your age. 283 00:15:43,040 --> 00:15:44,040 -Please leave. -Okay. 284 00:15:46,440 --> 00:15:47,400 Send Pappi. 285 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:49,760 Let's play some Ludo with him as well. 286 00:15:49,840 --> 00:15:51,640 Papa, how did you roll a six? 287 00:15:51,840 --> 00:15:52,680 Shut up! 288 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,040 "How did you roll a six?" 289 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,640 Focus on your studies! 290 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,680 Goldie's always complaining about you. 291 00:15:57,760 --> 00:15:59,240 You've been hitting on his daughter. 292 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:00,600 Have you seen yourself? 293 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,640 Why are you hitting on the poor girl? 294 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,560 He begs all day. 295 00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:06,800 -"Please, say yes. Say yes." -You shut up. 296 00:16:07,480 --> 00:16:09,360 I'm getting complaints about you as well! 297 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:11,040 You're late to school every day! 298 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:13,520 If you two don't want to study, please spare me. 299 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,120 You schools are expensive! 300 00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:17,720 And your books are expensive enough to bankrupt me! 301 00:16:18,120 --> 00:16:19,800 And books remind me... 302 00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,800 where do you get these adult books? 303 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:25,120 Laugh all you want, son. 304 00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,680 You'll realize the importance of education in the future 305 00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:28,560 when you line up for unemployment benefits! 306 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,600 Are you getting it? 307 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:32,160 Your father topped his class for four years in a row. 308 00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:33,040 Four years! 309 00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:33,920 I'm not joking. 310 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:38,520 Sometimes, I feel that your mother is divorcing me because of you two. 311 00:16:41,720 --> 00:16:42,560 Who is it? 312 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,240 Mom. 313 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,480 Answer it. I am not the father who asks his children to pick a side. 314 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,720 Answer it, mama's boy. 315 00:16:54,280 --> 00:16:55,080 Yes, Mom. 316 00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:56,960 I am fine. 317 00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,160 Yeah, Sweety's fine as well. 318 00:17:01,120 --> 00:17:02,280 I don't know about him. 319 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,400 -Yeah, why would you know? -Yes. 320 00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:06,760 Your mother never calls me. 321 00:17:06,839 --> 00:17:07,839 She always calls him. 322 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,200 You talk to her. 323 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:10,560 I don't want to. 324 00:17:10,640 --> 00:17:11,960 Great, let me talk. 325 00:17:12,960 --> 00:17:13,960 Okay, Mom. 326 00:17:14,720 --> 00:17:15,560 What? 327 00:17:16,160 --> 00:17:17,118 Okay, fine. 328 00:17:21,280 --> 00:17:23,240 What happened? Why are you shocked? 329 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:27,920 Mom says she's filing for divorce. 330 00:17:28,240 --> 00:17:30,000 Nice! When is she sending the paperwork? 331 00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:31,680 Tell her I am not going to sign it! 332 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,760 Are you getting me? 333 00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:35,720 She was the one who left! 334 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:37,800 She has to come back, sit and talk to me. 335 00:17:38,000 --> 00:17:39,120 Then, I'll think about it. 336 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,400 Why don't you tell her yourself? 337 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,600 Stop making tall claims behind her back. 338 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,160 "I'll do this! I'll do that!" 339 00:17:44,240 --> 00:17:45,240 Hey! 340 00:17:45,840 --> 00:17:47,760 Is this the way you talk to your father? 341 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:48,640 Am I Pappi? 342 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,080 What is this language? 343 00:17:53,400 --> 00:17:55,000 You don't even let me eat properly. 344 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:57,600 Have you lost it? 345 00:17:57,760 --> 00:17:58,920 Did you have to say that? 346 00:17:59,000 --> 00:17:59,800 You shut up. 347 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,720 This has been going on for the past six months. 348 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,480 Mom sends divorce papers every month... 349 00:18:04,560 --> 00:18:05,720 but he doesn't sign them. 350 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,080 And who has to bear the brunt? 351 00:18:07,160 --> 00:18:08,120 The two of us. 352 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:09,840 You don't know anything. 353 00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,680 Meet Priya. 354 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:21,520 Once upon a time, she used to be the darling of Old Delhi Chandni Chowk. 355 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,080 She has lost faith in marriage. 356 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,200 Mr. Malhotra didn't check his mail. 357 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:35,280 Yes, that's the reason there was a delay. 358 00:18:37,040 --> 00:18:38,440 Yes. Yes. No, sir. 359 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,360 Where is Sunil? 360 00:18:39,440 --> 00:18:40,360 Call him! 361 00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,680 I'll call you back in a while, sir. 362 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:44,800 Yes, sir. 363 00:18:47,280 --> 00:18:48,240 Yeah... 364 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:49,840 tell me! 365 00:18:50,000 --> 00:18:51,160 I am standing right here! 366 00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:52,880 Sunny told me everything. 367 00:18:53,240 --> 00:18:54,640 That bloody... 368 00:18:55,960 --> 00:18:56,920 Speak up! 369 00:18:57,120 --> 00:18:58,240 Why are you quiet? 370 00:18:58,360 --> 00:18:59,760 Did the cat get your tongue? 371 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:01,880 This is my office. Calm down. 372 00:19:01,960 --> 00:19:02,920 Why should I? 373 00:19:04,600 --> 00:19:05,720 Nice! 374 00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,960 You get a new secretary as soon as I leave you! 375 00:19:09,320 --> 00:19:10,720 Why didn't you just tell me? 376 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:12,560 That you want to marry her! 377 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:13,960 And you... 378 00:19:14,080 --> 00:19:15,640 don't marry this man. 379 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:16,880 He will bore you to death 380 00:19:16,960 --> 00:19:18,520 with his words and his snoring. 381 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:19,840 Sir, what is she saying? 382 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,480 Please, wait outside. 383 00:19:21,560 --> 00:19:23,360 Get these signed and send an email. 384 00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,080 And close the door. 385 00:19:28,920 --> 00:19:30,840 I won't sign the papers. 386 00:19:31,560 --> 00:19:33,320 I can get you father to sign it as well! 387 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:35,440 Fine, meet him in heaven and get the papers signed. 388 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:36,320 Are you getting me? 389 00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,840 Every week you show up with these fake documents. 390 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:39,880 Talk to me! 391 00:19:39,960 --> 00:19:41,760 Let's end these emotions first if you have the guts. 392 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,320 I'll sign these papers in two minutes. 393 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,840 Do you think I am crazy? 394 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,720 Do you think I am crazy? 395 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:51,760 "Don't do this! Don't do that!" 396 00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,560 "Come home immediately after you leave the office!" 397 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:55,720 And before we got married... 398 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,840 "Darling, you can do this, do that." 399 00:19:57,920 --> 00:19:58,920 What happened? 400 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,520 Yeah, so what? Do you remember your lines? 401 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:03,640 "I'll cook delicious okra for you! You won't stop licking your fingers!" 402 00:20:03,720 --> 00:20:05,480 Who makes okra with gravy? 403 00:20:05,560 --> 00:20:06,640 Or cauliflower with gravy? 404 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,280 Fine, I don't know how to cook. 405 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:09,400 I don't know. 406 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,400 Just sign the bloody divorce papers. 407 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:12,800 Fine. Come back next week. 408 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:14,240 -I'll sign them. -Really? 409 00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:15,960 I'm not asking for a donation. 410 00:20:16,160 --> 00:20:17,360 "Come back next week." 411 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:20,800 Fine! 412 00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:23,680 Give me the papers, I'll sign them. 413 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:24,600 Let's do this. 414 00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,560 You-- 415 00:20:30,600 --> 00:20:31,920 Will you sign the papers? 416 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:32,880 I will sign them. 417 00:20:34,120 --> 00:20:34,920 I knew it! 418 00:20:35,480 --> 00:20:37,160 I knew you wanted to sign them. 419 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:38,360 This is what you want. 420 00:20:38,520 --> 00:20:39,960 You want to get rid of me! 421 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,720 You want to marry your secretary! 422 00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,640 You've ruined my life! 423 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,800 What do you want, Priya? 424 00:20:45,880 --> 00:20:47,360 Do you want me to sign the papers or not? 425 00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:50,000 Or should I die contemplating if I should I sign the papers or not? 426 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:51,640 Just tell me what you want! 427 00:20:53,240 --> 00:20:54,080 Alright. 428 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,520 I need a week. 429 00:20:56,600 --> 00:20:57,880 What will you do in a week? 430 00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,240 What will you do? 431 00:20:59,320 --> 00:21:01,080 Let's just get this out of the way. 432 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:02,080 Let's finish it. 433 00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:03,520 My mother got me in this mess. 434 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,600 She's the culprit. 435 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,160 She said, "She studies with you in school. 436 00:21:06,240 --> 00:21:08,280 You two look so cute together. 437 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,680 Marry her." 438 00:21:09,760 --> 00:21:11,600 How would I know that the cute girl would be so stubborn, 439 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,960 that she would follow me to the office! 440 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:15,280 I followed you? 441 00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,040 You were the one who followed me! 442 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:18,440 My photo... 443 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:20,120 Oh, my God! 444 00:21:20,840 --> 00:21:22,560 You put a tape on my picture. 445 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,320 That was a mistake, Priya. 446 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,360 I've had enough of this! 447 00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:33,600 All these years, I didn't say a word because of Mom. 448 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:34,880 Now it's over! 449 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:38,160 Next time, I'll get the papers and I'll get your signature! 450 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:39,560 Go to hell. 451 00:21:39,720 --> 00:21:40,600 Go to hell! 452 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,440 -It was a mistake, Priya. -Get lost. 453 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:44,920 Idiot! 454 00:21:55,120 --> 00:21:56,160 Here we go. 455 00:21:56,680 --> 00:21:57,760 See you tomorrow. 456 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,160 Where's your girlfriend? 457 00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:02,080 Her father's right here. 458 00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,440 Hello, Uncle! 459 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:07,600 He's always in a bad mood. 460 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:09,600 He thinks his daughter is Ms. World. 461 00:22:11,440 --> 00:22:13,520 -Okay, fine. -Okay, fine. Bye. 462 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:15,760 See you, Uncle, bye. 463 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:40,000 Let's take a selfie with my sexy grandma. 464 00:22:41,040 --> 00:22:42,240 Straighten your face. 465 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,280 You have a great life, Grandma. 466 00:22:50,360 --> 00:22:51,760 You don't have to worry about food... 467 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:52,680 or work. 468 00:22:52,760 --> 00:22:54,720 All you have to do is sleep peacefully! 469 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:06,640 Get back, Grandma. 470 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,160 Why do you hide these under your bed? 471 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:21,720 You? 472 00:23:21,800 --> 00:23:22,960 What are you doing here? 473 00:23:23,040 --> 00:23:24,040 Forget about me. 474 00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:25,600 -What's happening down there? -What? 475 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:26,840 Your girlfriend's parents are looking for her. 476 00:23:26,920 --> 00:23:27,760 Where is she? 477 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,800 -Did she elope with someone else? -Hey-- 478 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:30,760 Son, you've got-- 479 00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:39,640 Oh, dear Lord. 480 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,760 There she is! 481 00:23:43,440 --> 00:23:46,200 If her father finds out, he's not going to spare you. 482 00:23:46,880 --> 00:23:49,040 He won't spare me either. 483 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,640 You know what, get out of here. 484 00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:54,880 Tell your father that you were on the roof. 485 00:23:55,680 --> 00:23:56,640 Go on! 486 00:23:56,960 --> 00:23:58,240 Will we be in trouble? 487 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,280 You should have thought about that before coming here. 488 00:24:00,360 --> 00:24:02,880 If you stay here, you will definitely be in trouble! 489 00:24:02,960 --> 00:24:04,320 Go on. Keep your head down. 490 00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:10,840 Where did she go? 491 00:24:14,280 --> 00:24:16,160 -What's wrong? -Have you seen Twinkle? 492 00:24:17,120 --> 00:24:18,200 No. I was sleeping. 493 00:24:18,280 --> 00:24:19,120 I wonder where she is. 494 00:24:19,200 --> 00:24:20,040 Hey! 495 00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:21,640 Do you know where Twinkle is? 496 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,560 I don't know. She must be downstairs. 497 00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:24,880 I don't see her. 498 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:26,320 Pappi, have you seen her? 499 00:24:26,480 --> 00:24:27,960 Yeah. No. 500 00:24:28,040 --> 00:24:29,200 How would he know? 501 00:24:29,400 --> 00:24:31,240 She might be upstairs getting the clothes. 502 00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:35,240 What's wrong, Papa? 503 00:24:35,960 --> 00:24:37,880 -What are you doing up there? -Getting the clothes. 504 00:24:37,960 --> 00:24:38,920 Come here! 505 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:41,600 Why the hell are you always up there? 506 00:24:41,720 --> 00:24:42,560 Come here! 507 00:24:44,640 --> 00:24:45,520 Hey! 508 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,600 Why do you always have your eyes on my daughter? 509 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:48,920 You seem to know everything about her! 510 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,640 Should I walk around with my eyes closed? 511 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:53,240 Insolent kid. I'll slap you. 512 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,000 Auntie-- Go inside. 513 00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:55,920 Calm down. 514 00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,560 -Why are you apologizing? -Stop it. Sorry. Sorry. 515 00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,200 We'll be late for school. 516 00:25:10,800 --> 00:25:11,920 Forget this wreck. 517 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:13,080 I'll drop you guys. 518 00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:15,400 Why? Do you have a problem with my scooter? 519 00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:17,240 No, I have a problem with you! 520 00:25:17,320 --> 00:25:18,560 I'm not fond of you either! 521 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:19,680 Bloody Old Delhi folk. 522 00:25:19,760 --> 00:25:22,440 You used to visit Old Delhi all the time when you were trying to woo me. 523 00:25:22,520 --> 00:25:23,720 -I was an idiot-- -Stop it, guys! 524 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,520 -You're fighting on the street! -I don't care. 525 00:25:25,600 --> 00:25:27,280 I'm dropping you guys off. End of discussion. 526 00:25:27,360 --> 00:25:29,080 Auntie, I'm coming with you. 527 00:25:30,360 --> 00:25:32,360 See? He understands a mother's love! 528 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:34,880 No, I just love the bike. 529 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:37,040 Get down! Get down! 530 00:25:37,280 --> 00:25:38,480 Get on that wreck. 531 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,600 You can rot here. 532 00:25:44,040 --> 00:25:44,840 Mom! 533 00:25:45,080 --> 00:25:45,880 Get lost. 534 00:25:49,720 --> 00:25:51,040 Bloody biker! 535 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:53,040 Uncle, why don't you buy a bike? 536 00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:55,520 Why do you bring this turncoat along? 537 00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:56,960 He switched sides! 538 00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:58,160 Papa, I know he's crazy. 539 00:25:58,240 --> 00:26:00,320 But what were you doing? You were fighting on the street! 540 00:26:00,400 --> 00:26:01,480 What was I doing? Is this my fault? 541 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,240 Our scooter broke down and she wanted to pick a fight! 542 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:08,960 Who's texting you? 543 00:26:09,040 --> 00:26:10,520 It's Mom. 544 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:11,640 What is she saying? 545 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,320 Cover your ears. 546 00:26:15,120 --> 00:26:18,360 She is saying that after the divorce you and Sunny will stay with me. 547 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:19,800 What? I won't divorce her! 548 00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,120 How can you live with her? 549 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:22,800 Why don't you sign on the divorce papers? 550 00:26:22,880 --> 00:26:23,960 Just get on the scooter. 551 00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,360 -I'll sign the papers. -Mind your own business! 552 00:26:46,040 --> 00:26:46,880 Read this. 553 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,280 This is the latest edition. Cheer up! 554 00:26:48,360 --> 00:26:49,320 Bimla's Stories. 555 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:51,280 I don't want to. 556 00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:52,600 Read it. 557 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:54,400 I don't want to! 558 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:01,560 Fine, no one's forcing you to read. 559 00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,680 But I will read it. 560 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:04,200 Listen up, Grandma. 561 00:27:06,160 --> 00:27:07,360 Once upon a time... 562 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:09,600 there was an innocent kid. 563 00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,120 His name was Sunny. 564 00:27:12,920 --> 00:27:14,240 His name was Fatso. Read it. 565 00:27:14,320 --> 00:27:15,800 I'm not making this up. It says, "Sunny". 566 00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:17,000 "Not making this up." 567 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:21,800 Sunny crept into his neighbor, Mrs. Bimla's room. 568 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:27,520 Mrs. Bimla embraced Sunny as soon as she saw him. 569 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,560 She said... 570 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:36,640 "Sunny, why do you make me pine?" 571 00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:40,920 Sunny took Mrs. Bimla to her bedroom. 572 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:44,920 He pushed Mrs. Bimla on her bed and whispered... 573 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:48,080 "Bimla, you are very beautiful!" 574 00:27:48,160 --> 00:27:50,440 Very beautiful! Very beautiful! 575 00:27:55,200 --> 00:27:56,480 Mrs. Bimla loved it. 576 00:27:56,800 --> 00:27:57,720 She started moaning. 577 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,360 Moaning! Moaning! 578 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,320 As soon as Sunny touched Mrs. Bimla... 579 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:05,120 her hands... 580 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:06,600 started shivering. 581 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,000 Shivering! Shivering! 582 00:28:08,080 --> 00:28:11,600 Her body was now shuddering. 583 00:28:11,760 --> 00:28:14,240 Shuddering! Shuddering! 584 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:15,720 Mrs. Bimla whispered... 585 00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,440 Whispered! Whispered! 586 00:28:17,600 --> 00:28:18,760 Do you know what she said? 587 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:23,280 -What did she say? -Mrs. Bimla whispered... 588 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:24,400 What did she say? 589 00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,360 Mrs. Bimla whispered... 590 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,120 Who is Bimla? 591 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:35,600 Who is Bimla? 592 00:28:36,200 --> 00:28:37,240 She has been possessed! 593 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,120 She has been possessed! 594 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,920 Who is Bimla? 595 00:28:48,240 --> 00:28:50,240 Were you there when she woke up? 596 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:52,120 -Yeah. -No, Papa. 597 00:28:52,200 --> 00:28:53,720 -No. -We were studying. 598 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,680 I mean, we were right outside. 599 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:58,520 And suddenly, we heard her screaming and shouting. 600 00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:01,400 And we came in running. 601 00:29:01,520 --> 00:29:03,680 -And we saw her, she was acting weird! -Very weird! 602 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:06,640 -And she fainted right after she saw us! -Right, fainted-- 603 00:29:07,960 --> 00:29:09,240 There's no need to worry. 604 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:13,560 She should regain consciousness by tomorrow. 605 00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:15,080 She'll be conscious again? 606 00:29:15,320 --> 00:29:16,800 You should be happy. 607 00:29:17,280 --> 00:29:18,840 I am happy. 608 00:29:18,920 --> 00:29:22,480 But, you see, she'll be waking up after 30 years-- 609 00:29:24,160 --> 00:29:26,080 -This is nothing short of a miracle. -Yes. 610 00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:29,000 But make sure you don't stress her for the next couple of days. 611 00:29:29,080 --> 00:29:31,760 She will be a little stressed. I mean, it's been 30 years. 612 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,960 I know you're right. 613 00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,960 Give her some time. 614 00:29:35,120 --> 00:29:36,080 Like a week or two. 615 00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:37,920 You can gradually tell her everything. 616 00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:38,800 Okay. 617 00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,760 Do you think she heard Bimla's story? 618 00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:43,920 That's what I'm worried about. 619 00:29:46,840 --> 00:29:49,520 Congratulations, brother. Auntie has finally woken up. 620 00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:53,120 I am really delighted to hear that she is awake. 621 00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,400 But how did this miracle happen? 622 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:56,400 How would I know? I'm as surprised as you are. 623 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:57,280 But the doctor said-- 624 00:29:57,360 --> 00:29:59,440 No, brother, please let us meet her. 625 00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:01,640 You can't meet her right now. She is fine. 626 00:30:01,720 --> 00:30:02,920 But she isn't awake yet. 627 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,440 Doesn't matter. We'll meet with her later. 628 00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:06,160 Look, your mom is awake. 629 00:30:06,240 --> 00:30:07,680 That's all that matters. 630 00:30:08,320 --> 00:30:09,600 Will you vacate my home? 631 00:30:09,680 --> 00:30:11,520 What the hell is wrong with you, man? 632 00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:12,640 Don't you have some humanity left? 633 00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:13,760 Calm down, Papa! 634 00:30:13,840 --> 00:30:16,080 Okay, fine. You can take your time. 635 00:30:16,160 --> 00:30:17,520 Calm down, man. 636 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:21,120 Auntie will be really happy to see you and me again. 637 00:30:21,200 --> 00:30:22,000 Right? 638 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:23,360 Our childhood friendship! 639 00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:24,680 We were born in this house. 640 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:26,240 We grew up together. 641 00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:28,200 She had grandkids in this house. 642 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,240 Just do one more thing, 643 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,760 -convince Priya to come back! -Right! 644 00:30:31,840 --> 00:30:32,920 Your family will be complete. 645 00:30:33,000 --> 00:30:34,720 Answer my question, Goldie. 646 00:30:34,800 --> 00:30:36,200 When did Mom slip into a coma? 647 00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,040 -Uncle died in... -In 88. 648 00:30:39,120 --> 00:30:40,400 -So a year after that, in 89. -Right. 649 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,720 After that, I got married and had these kids. 650 00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:44,560 Today, I am going through a divorce. 651 00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:47,400 If I dump all this new information on her, she will be shocked! 652 00:30:47,480 --> 00:30:48,960 The doctor says it could be fatal! 653 00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:50,840 And even if I bring Priya back, 654 00:30:50,920 --> 00:30:53,400 -you will end up ruining it! -Calm down, Papa! 655 00:30:53,480 --> 00:30:56,560 No, please don't tell her about your divorce. 656 00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:58,680 You can say that you're not married. 657 00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:00,800 -Tell her that I am not married? -No. 658 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,440 -Really? -Yeah! 659 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:04,720 Do you have to interfere? 660 00:31:04,800 --> 00:31:05,760 I was just saying-- 661 00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,080 "Don't tell her about the divorce." 662 00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:09,200 What do you mean? Where did these kids come from? 663 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,320 No. 664 00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:11,480 Brother... 665 00:31:12,120 --> 00:31:13,000 but... 666 00:31:13,520 --> 00:31:14,960 what are you gonna do with the kids? 667 00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:16,280 That is exactly what I'm worried about. 668 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,880 I wanted to request you if you can keep them at your place for a few days 669 00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,840 I'll be very happy. Please say yes. 670 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:23,080 I'm not letting him in my house! 671 00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,080 He's always stuck to my daughter like glue. 672 00:31:25,160 --> 00:31:26,720 I don't want to live with him either! 673 00:31:26,800 --> 00:31:28,360 He's so arrogant, just because he has a beautiful daughter. 674 00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,600 Has he ever seen his face? 675 00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,320 Insolent kid. I'll slap you. 676 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:32,320 I'll punch you. 677 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,960 -Just punch him. -Yes, I will. 678 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:37,000 I'm prepared to be your servant, but I'll not live with him. 679 00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:38,520 Right. 680 00:31:40,040 --> 00:31:40,840 That's great. 681 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:42,240 What? 682 00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:44,080 -Your problem's solved. -What? 683 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:45,680 He's your servant. 684 00:31:46,840 --> 00:31:48,400 Auntie has never seen him, right? 685 00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,680 Bless you! 686 00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:55,880 Now, you're going to be my servant. 687 00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,520 And brother, you will have to help me. 688 00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:00,200 We've to recreate 1989! 689 00:32:06,720 --> 00:32:10,480 The world's mood keeps swinging 690 00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,760 A band around a finger Is known as a ring 691 00:32:21,120 --> 00:32:24,560 The world's mood keeps swinging 692 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:28,080 A band around a finger Is known as a ring 693 00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:31,680 You never know How quickly things change 694 00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:35,000 How do I tell you What the true colors of this world are? 695 00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:39,400 It's colorful, it's good and bad, Sometimes, it's black and sometimes white 696 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,160 Sorry for the interruption 697 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,240 No interruption, please 698 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,040 Sometimes, it's selfish 699 00:33:06,120 --> 00:33:09,160 Sometimes, it's as sweet as sugar 700 00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:20,200 Sometimes, it's selfish 701 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:23,480 Sometimes, it's as sweet as sugar 702 00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,200 The world's been reduced to a selfie 703 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:30,320 The family photo weeps in the corner 704 00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:34,120 Relationships are now emotionless, Lord 705 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:37,440 Everyone's running after money 706 00:33:37,760 --> 00:33:39,400 No matter how much you lie 707 00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:41,040 Every pocket's got a hole 708 00:33:41,120 --> 00:33:44,760 Sorry for the interruption 709 00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:02,720 Sorry for the interruption 710 00:34:10,600 --> 00:34:12,400 Papa, when will she wake up? 711 00:34:12,480 --> 00:34:13,280 It's morning. 712 00:34:13,360 --> 00:34:15,159 How would I know? I am not a doctor. 713 00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:17,080 Let me call the doctor. 714 00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,320 That phone doesn't work. 715 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:23,880 It's fake. It's for Grandma. 716 00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,639 Sorry, I completely forgot. 717 00:34:25,719 --> 00:34:27,600 Where is my cell phone? 718 00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:29,400 Why do you forget things, Papa? 719 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:31,880 Your phone's out there. 720 00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,880 -I'll be right back. -Okay. 721 00:34:36,639 --> 00:34:40,000 Lord, I hope Grandma hasn't heard... 722 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,080 What's wrong with you? It's just a few days! 723 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:44,960 Shut up. 724 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:08,280 Who's Chiku? Go and call Papa. 725 00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:12,640 Papa, Grandma's awake and she wants Chiku. 726 00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:16,120 Mom! 727 00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:19,960 Mom, your Chiku is here. 728 00:35:20,360 --> 00:35:21,200 You're awake. 729 00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:24,560 Papa's nickname is Chiku? 730 00:35:25,920 --> 00:35:26,880 We didn't know that. 731 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:31,680 What happened to me? 732 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,520 You had an accident. 733 00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:35,480 You don't remember anything... 734 00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:38,520 but you're alright, Mom. 735 00:35:38,600 --> 00:35:39,640 It's fine. 736 00:35:40,920 --> 00:35:41,760 I-- 737 00:35:41,840 --> 00:35:43,360 I remember something. 738 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,680 If she remembers what happened 30 years ago... 739 00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,960 she must definitely remember about yesterday. 740 00:35:49,240 --> 00:35:50,120 Mom! 741 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:53,360 What is it, Mom? 742 00:35:55,880 --> 00:35:57,760 You've gained weight. 743 00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:03,440 Well, I-- 744 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:06,600 I've got a thyroid problem, so I've put on some weight. 745 00:36:11,760 --> 00:36:15,080 Mom, you weren't awake. You were unconscious. 746 00:36:15,280 --> 00:36:17,240 So, I had employed them to take care of you. 747 00:36:17,320 --> 00:36:19,160 Now that you're fine, they will look after you. 748 00:36:19,240 --> 00:36:20,680 -Yes, I will. -You both will, right? 749 00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,400 It's okay, dear. Go, get back to work. 750 00:36:22,480 --> 00:36:25,120 Let me talk to my mother. 751 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,640 Mom... 752 00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:32,960 You should learn how to cook. 753 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:34,720 You might have to cook for her! 754 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,120 You can't feed her food from the restaurant. 755 00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:37,040 And you... 756 00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,480 you should learn how to clean and dust. 757 00:36:40,400 --> 00:36:41,280 It's okay. Okay. 758 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:43,120 -Is that better? -Yeah. 759 00:36:43,880 --> 00:36:45,200 Are you comfortable? 760 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:48,200 But my body... 761 00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:50,120 it... 762 00:36:50,720 --> 00:36:52,920 feels frozen like ice. 763 00:36:53,080 --> 00:36:55,320 -Let me rub your palms. -Frozen. 764 00:36:57,760 --> 00:36:58,560 Is this better? 765 00:36:58,640 --> 00:36:59,480 Oh, God! 766 00:36:59,560 --> 00:37:00,480 Is it fine? 767 00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:02,600 My hands! 768 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,840 My hands feel frail like old people. 769 00:37:05,920 --> 00:37:08,440 My nerves are starting to show. 770 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:09,640 No, Mom. 771 00:37:11,600 --> 00:37:12,440 This-- 772 00:37:12,520 --> 00:37:15,440 This is due to low calcium and vitamins. 773 00:37:15,640 --> 00:37:18,680 You've been in this bed just for the past six months. 774 00:37:20,640 --> 00:37:21,920 Six months? 775 00:37:22,800 --> 00:37:24,800 You took care of me for six months? 776 00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:34,960 You cleaned my potty and pee? 777 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,080 It doesn't matter, Mom. 778 00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:40,360 You used to clean up after me. 779 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:43,400 Me cleaning up after you is not a big deal. 780 00:37:46,240 --> 00:37:49,280 Why are you crying? 781 00:37:51,080 --> 00:37:53,080 I am better now. 782 00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:53,960 Yes, Mom. 783 00:37:54,160 --> 00:37:55,400 Don't worry. 784 00:37:58,000 --> 00:37:58,840 What's wrong, Mom? 785 00:37:59,280 --> 00:38:00,240 My vision... 786 00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:03,800 it's blurred. 787 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:06,960 I guess my eyes have become weak. 788 00:38:07,040 --> 00:38:09,400 -Get me my glasses. -Yes, I will. 789 00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:12,120 I'll get you a pair of glasses as soon as I can. 790 00:38:12,200 --> 00:38:15,000 Okay. Get some rest, Mom. 791 00:38:15,080 --> 00:38:16,040 I'll see you. 792 00:38:16,560 --> 00:38:17,840 What's wrong, Mom? 793 00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:19,000 What's wrong? 794 00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,320 Do you know Bimla? 795 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:22,640 Who's Bimla? 796 00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:25,520 Bimla is Pappi's mom. 797 00:38:27,640 --> 00:38:29,720 How does my mom know Pappi's mom? 798 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:30,720 They've never met. 799 00:38:32,240 --> 00:38:33,120 I don't know. 800 00:38:33,200 --> 00:38:36,080 She has been in a coma for 30 years. Maybe she dreamt about her. 801 00:38:36,160 --> 00:38:37,000 Strange. 802 00:38:37,280 --> 00:38:38,680 -Sorry. Sorry, Pappi. -Hey! 803 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:40,960 -Stop! I will clobber you with this shoe. -Sorry, man! 804 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:41,880 Stop! 805 00:38:42,600 --> 00:38:43,560 Sorry, man. 806 00:38:46,560 --> 00:38:48,680 What the hell do you mean by Bimla is my mom? 807 00:38:48,840 --> 00:38:49,680 What could I do? 808 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:51,400 Your mom was the first thing that popped up in my mind. 809 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,720 Really? 810 00:38:52,800 --> 00:38:55,480 -You and your father should thank me. -Why? 811 00:38:55,560 --> 00:38:56,960 Thanks to Bimla's story... 812 00:38:57,040 --> 00:38:59,400 your grandma, who has been in a coma for the past 30 years, woke up. 813 00:38:59,480 --> 00:39:02,240 And thanks to your Bimla, my father's made me the servant. 814 00:39:02,440 --> 00:39:03,280 Really? 815 00:39:03,720 --> 00:39:04,960 And what role is Sweety playing? 816 00:39:05,040 --> 00:39:06,760 Are you serious or are you kidding? 817 00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:07,920 Seriously. 818 00:39:09,080 --> 00:39:10,760 She is the maid of the house! 819 00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:11,680 And, Papa? 820 00:39:15,480 --> 00:39:16,480 Papa, wait! 821 00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,480 Don't forget Grandma's glasses? 822 00:39:18,560 --> 00:39:20,280 Am I looking like a schoolboy? 823 00:39:21,160 --> 00:39:22,320 Fix your tie! 824 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,480 You can't be dressed shabbily for school. 825 00:39:24,560 --> 00:39:27,040 I always get nervous about going to school. 826 00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:27,920 Wait. 827 00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:30,080 Okay. 828 00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,480 Mom, wait a minute. 829 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,160 What are you doing? 830 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,160 Please don't get up. You need to rest for a month. 831 00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,040 And you can get up after that. 832 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:42,480 Tell me if you need anything. 833 00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,440 I mean, once you're better 834 00:39:45,520 --> 00:39:47,640 you'll be fit enough to go for a jog. 835 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,760 Here are your glasses. 836 00:39:49,840 --> 00:39:51,640 -You brought my glasses? -Yes. 837 00:39:52,520 --> 00:39:55,560 Can you wear them on your own? Try it. 838 00:39:55,640 --> 00:39:57,720 Try doing these little things on your own. 839 00:39:58,240 --> 00:39:59,280 Great. 840 00:40:00,120 --> 00:40:02,080 Isn't that great, Mom? 841 00:40:03,120 --> 00:40:05,160 This is much better. 842 00:40:09,040 --> 00:40:10,240 Look at her! 843 00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:14,360 Princess is rocking herself on the chair. 844 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:15,240 Hey! 845 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:19,320 Does that chair belong to your father? 846 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:20,360 Get up! 847 00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:21,680 Get up! 848 00:40:22,680 --> 00:40:23,640 Sit on the ground. 849 00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:25,160 On the ground. 850 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,320 Where is the other one? 851 00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,360 He's sleeping, Auntie. 852 00:40:33,200 --> 00:40:36,960 I wonder where you found these pigeons? 853 00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:42,400 Go get some stuffed bread for my Chiku. 854 00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:46,360 Yes, Auntie. 855 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:49,040 How many pieces would you like, sir? 856 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,520 Do you prefer more potatoes? 857 00:40:50,760 --> 00:40:51,960 I prefer more potatoes-- 858 00:40:52,040 --> 00:40:53,520 Wait a minute. 859 00:40:53,920 --> 00:40:55,320 What do you mean by how many? 860 00:40:55,560 --> 00:40:57,840 Chiku always eats four pieces of stuffed bread. 861 00:40:58,440 --> 00:40:59,240 Four pieces. 862 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,640 Go ahead, make four. 863 00:41:04,200 --> 00:41:05,840 Get in your character. 864 00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:07,360 Hello, Auntie. 865 00:41:07,840 --> 00:41:09,760 Here comes the other one. 866 00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:12,000 Why are you late? 867 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:13,720 It's okay, Mom. 868 00:41:14,200 --> 00:41:15,200 -He's a-- -Don't worry. 869 00:41:15,720 --> 00:41:16,600 It's okay. 870 00:41:17,040 --> 00:41:18,400 -Forget about him. -Okay. 871 00:41:18,960 --> 00:41:21,480 -You're going to school, right? -Yes, Mom. 872 00:41:21,800 --> 00:41:24,000 And listen to me, don't talk to Goldie. 873 00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,000 -And why didn't his parents come see me? -I won't. 874 00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:29,240 He-- 875 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:30,560 His parents... 876 00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:32,360 They are on a pilgrimage. 877 00:41:33,880 --> 00:41:34,760 What? 878 00:41:34,920 --> 00:41:36,320 They are on a pilgrimage, Mom. 879 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:41,240 I used to think people go on a pilgrimage when they grow old. 880 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,800 But these idiots... 881 00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,320 Forget it. 882 00:41:45,080 --> 00:41:45,880 You know what-- 883 00:41:46,480 --> 00:41:48,600 -Help me up. -Yes. 884 00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:50,600 Stay away from Goldie. 885 00:41:50,680 --> 00:41:51,920 He smokes cigarettes. 886 00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,320 -I've seen him with my own eyes. -Are you serious? 887 00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:55,360 Stay away from him. 888 00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:56,400 Stay away from him. 889 00:41:56,480 --> 00:41:57,400 Don't talk to him. 890 00:41:57,960 --> 00:41:59,400 You should... 891 00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:01,720 go with Billo. 892 00:42:02,720 --> 00:42:04,520 -She is a very sweet kid. -Yes. 893 00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:07,480 Did she visit me? 894 00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:10,800 -Yes, she did. -She did. 895 00:42:10,880 --> 00:42:12,760 I am sure she did. 896 00:42:12,840 --> 00:42:14,920 She loves me a lot. 897 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:17,920 I want to talk to her. Please call her. 898 00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:20,000 Mom, I am getting late for school-- 899 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,040 You aren't going to achieve anything in school anyway. 900 00:42:23,160 --> 00:42:25,840 Go on, son. Please give her a call. 901 00:42:25,920 --> 00:42:28,760 Please have your tea. Here you go. 902 00:42:45,160 --> 00:42:47,360 Hello, Auntie, Sunil here. 903 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:48,480 Let me talk. 904 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,480 Wait a second. 905 00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:52,160 The wire is too short, Mom. I can't get it there! 906 00:42:52,240 --> 00:42:53,840 Okay, fine. Give her my regards. 907 00:42:54,680 --> 00:42:56,280 Mom sends her regards. 908 00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,840 Auntie, is Billo home? 909 00:43:01,280 --> 00:43:02,240 Did she leave? 910 00:43:03,520 --> 00:43:05,400 Yeah, I'm leaving for school as well. 911 00:43:06,600 --> 00:43:09,880 Tell her to call me back when she returns. 912 00:43:10,520 --> 00:43:12,840 Yes. Mom wants to talk to her. 913 00:43:13,200 --> 00:43:14,760 Yes. Alright. 914 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,840 Sir, who is Billo? 915 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:22,440 She is a girl. 916 00:43:22,680 --> 00:43:24,680 They study in the same school. 917 00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:26,720 You remember Ms. Priya, right? 918 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:33,200 Mom, Billo's already left for school. 919 00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:35,520 She'll be late. I'll tell you when she calls back. 920 00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:38,880 Yes, tell her. And I want to meet her tomorrow! 921 00:43:39,720 --> 00:43:40,640 Okay, Mom. 922 00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:42,920 I'll bring her over. 923 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:45,960 -Bye, okay. -Okay, son. 924 00:43:50,040 --> 00:43:50,920 Hey! 925 00:43:51,640 --> 00:43:52,480 Come here. 926 00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:54,320 Come here. 927 00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:55,440 Yes, Auntie. 928 00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:57,480 Play some devotional songs. 929 00:43:58,720 --> 00:44:00,520 I am in a big mess, Goldie. 930 00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,320 I don't know what to do. 931 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,400 How do I get Priya here? 932 00:44:06,240 --> 00:44:08,240 Mom keeps asking about her all the time! 933 00:44:08,520 --> 00:44:10,080 "When is Priya coming?" 934 00:44:12,720 --> 00:44:13,800 You want my advice? 935 00:44:15,520 --> 00:44:16,760 Talk to her and bring her home. 936 00:44:16,840 --> 00:44:18,480 "Talk to her and bring her home?" 937 00:44:18,560 --> 00:44:20,800 Talk to her politely and bring her home, brother. 938 00:44:21,720 --> 00:44:24,920 These days, she doesn't understand politeness. 939 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,480 -She is in a different zone. -Everyone understands love! 940 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,360 Am I right? 941 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:30,760 How would I know? Have you ever tried it? 942 00:44:31,160 --> 00:44:32,040 Go inside. 943 00:44:34,920 --> 00:44:35,800 What is she doing? 944 00:44:35,880 --> 00:44:38,480 I played devotional songs for her. She's enjoying it. 945 00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:41,520 That's all she's been doing these days. 946 00:44:42,840 --> 00:44:44,160 Mothers are always helpless. 947 00:44:44,240 --> 00:44:45,440 Enough, man! 948 00:44:45,520 --> 00:44:47,560 I told you to go inside, Twinkle is alone in there! 949 00:44:47,640 --> 00:44:48,680 Can I go? 950 00:44:49,040 --> 00:44:50,160 Can I beat you up? 951 00:44:51,720 --> 00:44:54,120 Brother, listen to me carefully. 952 00:44:55,160 --> 00:44:56,400 Get off at the Red Fort... 953 00:44:56,480 --> 00:44:59,120 and visit the Gauri Shankar temple. 954 00:45:00,080 --> 00:45:02,000 Pray to God, 955 00:45:02,080 --> 00:45:04,400 take the offerings and go straight to Priya. 956 00:45:04,480 --> 00:45:07,040 I am telling you God will fix everything. 957 00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:10,600 God is my last refuge. 958 00:45:11,880 --> 00:45:13,000 I'll try this. 959 00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:15,280 I have to get Priya home after all. 960 00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,320 -Let's go, son. -Be polite with her, brother. 961 00:45:21,920 --> 00:45:23,320 Let's enjoy devotional songs. 962 00:45:23,680 --> 00:45:25,800 -Be polite with her, brother. -Yes. 963 00:45:26,040 --> 00:45:28,600 -Be polite. -Stop it. 964 00:45:31,960 --> 00:45:33,560 Be polite with her, brother. 965 00:45:33,640 --> 00:45:34,600 She won't listen. 966 00:46:12,640 --> 00:46:13,720 Come, son. 967 00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:14,960 How are you? 968 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:17,360 I am happy to hear that Darshan's woken up. 969 00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:20,120 How are you? 970 00:46:20,200 --> 00:46:21,160 I am fine. 971 00:46:28,240 --> 00:46:29,040 Hey, Priya. 972 00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:31,520 Come back. 973 00:46:33,600 --> 00:46:34,560 Please forgive me. 974 00:46:39,120 --> 00:46:40,520 You've shaved your mustache. 975 00:46:40,880 --> 00:46:42,120 You're wearing jeans. 976 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,760 You never listened to me when I asked you to do these. 977 00:46:47,560 --> 00:46:49,720 I'll tell you why I did this. 978 00:46:50,640 --> 00:46:51,920 But let's go home. 979 00:46:52,640 --> 00:46:54,360 All couples fight. 980 00:46:57,160 --> 00:46:58,760 Come on, forgive him. 981 00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:01,840 Every couple fights. 982 00:47:01,920 --> 00:47:03,480 It's okay. 983 00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:04,920 All he did was shave his mustache. 984 00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:09,320 Are you going to argue with him about his mustache for the rest of your life? 985 00:47:09,520 --> 00:47:12,200 He's here just because his mother woke up. 986 00:47:12,680 --> 00:47:14,800 Otherwise, he doesn't even talk to me properly. 987 00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:16,120 He's right here, ask him! 988 00:47:21,080 --> 00:47:21,960 Okay, fine. 989 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:24,760 I admit I was wrong. 990 00:47:25,400 --> 00:47:27,280 I admit my mistake. I beg you. 991 00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,040 Please come back. Don't break this family. 992 00:47:31,320 --> 00:47:33,080 If not for me, come home for my mother. 993 00:47:34,720 --> 00:47:37,240 For the past few days, all she has been asking is... 994 00:47:38,080 --> 00:47:40,040 "Where is Priya? I want to meet Priya." 995 00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:49,360 See you. 996 00:47:49,680 --> 00:47:50,760 I'll take your leave. 997 00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,600 There's no point in having this conversation if there's no humanity left. 998 00:47:59,880 --> 00:48:02,280 What is wrong with you? 999 00:48:03,040 --> 00:48:04,040 Please, Auntie. 1000 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:05,960 We won't discuss this topic anymore. 1001 00:48:15,880 --> 00:48:17,600 Papa, can I get you some water? 1002 00:48:19,080 --> 00:48:20,040 No. 1003 00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:25,200 Papa, is she coming back? 1004 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:33,440 You must have said something! 1005 00:48:35,320 --> 00:48:36,160 I-- 1006 00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:37,720 Am I crazy? 1007 00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:40,440 Am I crazy to always yell at her? 1008 00:48:42,240 --> 00:48:45,000 Your mother claims that it's always my fault. 1009 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:52,240 I've had enough of this drama. 1010 00:48:52,680 --> 00:48:54,240 I am going to tell Mom the truth. 1011 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:56,520 -I cannot beg and plead anymore. -Sorry, Papa. 1012 00:48:56,600 --> 00:48:57,640 But Papa, she is... 1013 00:48:58,480 --> 00:48:59,920 Bloody cassettes! 1014 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:01,480 They've made my life hell. 1015 00:49:01,560 --> 00:49:02,560 CDs were a lot better. 1016 00:49:02,640 --> 00:49:04,480 -Did you say something? -No, Auntie. 1017 00:49:04,560 --> 00:49:05,520 Mom. 1018 00:49:07,040 --> 00:49:08,760 My son is back! 1019 00:49:08,840 --> 00:49:09,720 What are you doing? 1020 00:49:10,480 --> 00:49:11,600 Come here. 1021 00:49:13,400 --> 00:49:15,040 Turn that thing off and go outside. 1022 00:49:20,600 --> 00:49:21,880 What can I do, son? 1023 00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:24,480 I was listening to some songs. I was getting bored. 1024 00:49:28,040 --> 00:49:31,040 Mom, I've to tell you something important. 1025 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:36,760 My dear son, we can talk all day if you want to! 1026 00:49:40,560 --> 00:49:42,160 Mom, I lied to you. 1027 00:49:46,840 --> 00:49:48,160 Lied to me? 1028 00:49:48,880 --> 00:49:50,760 For the past six months... 1029 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,120 Where is Sunil? 1030 00:49:56,280 --> 00:49:57,480 Where did she come from? 1031 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,440 Billo, my dear! 1032 00:50:02,520 --> 00:50:05,400 This is what you wanted to tell me? 1033 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:09,240 This was your surprise? 1034 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:12,680 Come here, my child. 1035 00:50:13,520 --> 00:50:15,600 -My child. -How are you, Mom? 1036 00:50:18,480 --> 00:50:19,880 I feel so relaxed now. 1037 00:50:19,960 --> 00:50:21,040 I am much better, dear. 1038 00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:22,880 How are you? 1039 00:50:26,440 --> 00:50:28,600 It feels so nice to see you. 1040 00:50:29,600 --> 00:50:33,280 Why didn't your aunt come to see me? 1041 00:50:35,560 --> 00:50:36,720 She is in Punjab. 1042 00:50:37,000 --> 00:50:37,880 But-- 1043 00:50:38,360 --> 00:50:40,680 Didn't you call her yesterday? 1044 00:50:41,320 --> 00:50:43,120 -You called my aunt? -Yes. 1045 00:50:43,200 --> 00:50:44,680 She left this morning. 1046 00:50:45,240 --> 00:50:47,160 Didn't she leave early in the morning? 1047 00:50:48,080 --> 00:50:49,080 Yes, she did. 1048 00:50:49,160 --> 00:50:54,160 Actually, Mom, her brother, who lives in Punjab, is sick. 1049 00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:55,800 Okay. Okay. 1050 00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:57,360 You-- 1051 00:50:57,440 --> 00:50:58,880 Come here, dear. Sit down. 1052 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:04,120 You've put on some weight as well. 1053 00:51:06,400 --> 00:51:07,680 She has thyroid problems. 1054 00:51:08,120 --> 00:51:09,120 Oh, God! 1055 00:51:09,800 --> 00:51:13,760 I wake up after six months, and everyone's got thyroid problems. 1056 00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:14,760 Six months? 1057 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:18,120 -But, Mom-- -Billo, I wanted to tell you that 1058 00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:20,240 we have some extra classes. 1059 00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:23,320 And we've to go to school as well. We've our exams coming up. 1060 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:26,200 Just shut up when I am talking. 1061 00:51:26,320 --> 00:51:27,760 Do you have to interfere? 1062 00:51:28,080 --> 00:51:30,080 She's visiting me after a long time. 1063 00:51:30,160 --> 00:51:32,560 Aren't you going to offer her some water? 1064 00:51:33,360 --> 00:51:34,280 Girl! 1065 00:51:34,720 --> 00:51:36,800 Get a glass of water immediately. 1066 00:51:37,760 --> 00:51:40,200 You can stop worrying about me, dear. 1067 00:51:40,280 --> 00:51:43,120 Your Aunt Darshan is getting better. 1068 00:51:43,400 --> 00:51:45,400 Look how tensed you look! 1069 00:51:45,720 --> 00:51:50,120 You look like the mother of two kids right now. 1070 00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:53,040 What? What happened? 1071 00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:54,760 Someone's thinking about me. 1072 00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:57,120 Yeah, someone's definitely thinking about you. 1073 00:51:59,640 --> 00:52:00,680 What-- 1074 00:52:02,440 --> 00:52:03,960 Sweety, what are you wearing? 1075 00:52:04,040 --> 00:52:04,840 She... 1076 00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:09,880 Ma'am, I-- Please talk to sir. 1077 00:52:11,840 --> 00:52:12,800 That's okay. 1078 00:52:13,240 --> 00:52:14,680 She is the maid, dear. 1079 00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:16,960 They are the ones who make mistakes. 1080 00:52:17,080 --> 00:52:19,600 How many times have I told you to comb your hair? 1081 00:52:19,680 --> 00:52:20,800 You look like a witch! 1082 00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:24,000 You've completely drenched her. 1083 00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:25,120 And my bedsheet as well! 1084 00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:26,640 Go and send the other one in. 1085 00:52:26,720 --> 00:52:28,200 Send him in with the mop. 1086 00:52:28,280 --> 00:52:29,640 Please try and understand. 1087 00:52:29,840 --> 00:52:31,080 It's okay, dear. It's okay. 1088 00:52:31,240 --> 00:52:32,720 -You're okay. -But I am drenched. 1089 00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:35,920 What do you want me to clean? 1090 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,640 Clean my head. 1091 00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:42,480 Stupid fool, clean the floor! 1092 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:43,440 Hello, Ms. Billo. 1093 00:52:48,200 --> 00:52:51,360 Chiku, can we please talk outside for a minute? 1094 00:52:52,240 --> 00:52:53,320 What is it, dear? 1095 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,640 We need to discuss the homework. 1096 00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,560 Let's go. 1097 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,800 Listen, girl, do you know her? 1098 00:53:02,400 --> 00:53:03,200 Who? 1099 00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:08,280 She just doesn't let go of Bimla. 1100 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,120 -Who is Bimla? -Bimla is Pappi's mom. 1101 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,840 I wonder why Grandma keeps thinking about her. 1102 00:53:12,920 --> 00:53:13,960 Get to the point. 1103 00:53:14,040 --> 00:53:15,200 Just wait. Let me explain. 1104 00:53:15,280 --> 00:53:16,760 Explain what? 1105 00:53:17,240 --> 00:53:19,800 He goes to school every day, but he's made us servants. 1106 00:53:19,880 --> 00:53:22,520 I can't even cook instant noodles. And he's making me cook. 1107 00:53:22,600 --> 00:53:23,440 Liar. 1108 00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:24,720 She orders food from the restaurant every day. 1109 00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:26,800 Get lost. You're glued to Twinkle all the time. 1110 00:53:26,880 --> 00:53:28,760 Really? So this is why you wanted me-- 1111 00:53:39,080 --> 00:53:39,960 Look, Sunil... 1112 00:53:43,240 --> 00:53:44,800 I am ready to help you. 1113 00:53:47,720 --> 00:53:49,800 I am ready to live here for 15 days. 1114 00:53:50,240 --> 00:53:52,800 But you must tell her the truth as soon as possible. 1115 00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:56,200 -What are you saying, Mom? -Stay out of this! 1116 00:53:58,520 --> 00:54:00,360 He thinks everything's a joke! 1117 00:54:02,720 --> 00:54:04,200 You want a divorce, right? 1118 00:54:04,640 --> 00:54:05,880 I will divorce you. 1119 00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:07,840 But please, for my mother's sake... 1120 00:54:08,480 --> 00:54:11,840 call your aunt and tell her you'll be living here for a couple of months. 1121 00:54:11,920 --> 00:54:13,040 15 days! 1122 00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:15,000 Not a day more. 1123 00:54:20,000 --> 00:54:20,800 Shit. 1124 00:54:21,120 --> 00:54:22,600 Where's my phone? 1125 00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:25,160 Sunny, try calling me. 1126 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:26,400 Did you lose it? 1127 00:54:26,480 --> 00:54:28,120 Papa, we'll find it. 1128 00:54:29,640 --> 00:54:31,600 Your phone's ringing. It must be here. 1129 00:54:33,440 --> 00:54:34,560 I guess I left it in Mom's room. 1130 00:54:34,640 --> 00:54:35,520 -What? -What? 1131 00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:37,240 What have you done? 1132 00:54:37,960 --> 00:54:39,640 I really should divorce you! 1133 00:54:39,720 --> 00:54:40,520 What? 1134 00:54:42,640 --> 00:54:43,520 What-- 1135 00:54:43,640 --> 00:54:44,560 What is this? 1136 00:54:45,960 --> 00:54:47,160 What is this? 1137 00:54:47,960 --> 00:54:49,080 Mom... 1138 00:54:49,160 --> 00:54:50,120 What is this? 1139 00:54:51,360 --> 00:54:52,160 Mom... 1140 00:54:53,240 --> 00:54:54,200 Okay... 1141 00:54:55,200 --> 00:54:57,960 is this a mirror? 1142 00:54:58,720 --> 00:55:00,160 My darling You've ruined Munni's life 1143 00:55:00,240 --> 00:55:01,080 What are you doing, Mom? 1144 00:55:01,160 --> 00:55:02,680 It's just a radio. Turn it off. 1145 00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:07,960 That's a really tiny radio! 1146 00:55:08,120 --> 00:55:09,440 -Yes, Mom. -Is it a new model? 1147 00:55:09,520 --> 00:55:10,360 Yes, it is. 1148 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,280 I want one! 1149 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:12,400 How much does it cost? 1150 00:55:12,480 --> 00:55:14,960 It costs 15,000 rupees. 1151 00:55:15,120 --> 00:55:17,560 My uncle from London bought it for me. 1152 00:55:17,640 --> 00:55:19,240 And I had asked him to get me a couple more. 1153 00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:20,120 Okay... 1154 00:55:20,680 --> 00:55:22,120 15,000 rupees? 1155 00:55:22,720 --> 00:55:23,640 Yes. 1156 00:55:24,160 --> 00:55:24,960 Okay. 1157 00:55:25,360 --> 00:55:28,880 Can you watch Doordarshan on it? 1158 00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,280 Yes, you can! 1159 00:55:30,840 --> 00:55:31,640 Shut up! 1160 00:55:31,720 --> 00:55:32,520 "Yes, you can." 1161 00:55:32,600 --> 00:55:34,160 This thing costs 15,000 rupees. 1162 00:55:34,360 --> 00:55:36,920 Have you ever seen 15,000 rupees in your life? 1163 00:55:38,640 --> 00:55:39,680 Have you? 1164 00:55:39,840 --> 00:55:41,520 I don't think so. Just keep quiet. 1165 00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:47,160 What was that song? It was about some Goddess Munni? 1166 00:55:47,240 --> 00:55:48,800 -It's a song. -It's a new song. 1167 00:55:55,640 --> 00:55:56,920 He has it! 1168 00:55:57,360 --> 00:55:58,560 He has it! 1169 00:55:59,560 --> 00:56:01,200 -He must have stolen it. -No, I didn't! 1170 00:56:01,280 --> 00:56:02,280 Call the police. 1171 00:56:02,400 --> 00:56:03,480 Just call the police. 1172 00:56:03,560 --> 00:56:06,360 Mom, please let it go. Stop thinking about the radio. 1173 00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,520 Get some rest. Stop worrying about these things. 1174 00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:09,960 I'll get him arrested! 1175 00:56:10,040 --> 00:56:10,960 But how does he... 1176 00:56:11,400 --> 00:56:13,040 -Get some rest. -Okay... 1177 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,200 Alright. 1178 00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:15,640 Get some rest, Mom. 1179 00:56:15,720 --> 00:56:16,920 Let's go. 1180 00:56:17,880 --> 00:56:19,800 "Get some rest! Get some rest!" 1181 00:56:20,040 --> 00:56:21,280 Why should I get some rest? 1182 00:56:21,360 --> 00:56:23,840 The servants have a radio as well! 1183 00:56:23,920 --> 00:56:25,360 But your mother doesn't have one. 1184 00:56:25,440 --> 00:56:26,960 How does that make you feel? 1185 00:56:27,360 --> 00:56:29,720 What will you do with a radio, Mom? 1186 00:56:29,960 --> 00:56:32,040 Please try to understand. 1187 00:56:32,120 --> 00:56:35,280 I'll listen to the show in the morning... 1188 00:56:35,360 --> 00:56:37,040 presented by Mr. Ameen Sayani himself. 1189 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:37,960 And I'll-- 1190 00:56:38,040 --> 00:56:39,160 Forget it! 1191 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,600 Sweetheart... 1192 00:56:42,240 --> 00:56:46,240 can you ask your uncle in London to get one for me? 1193 00:56:46,720 --> 00:56:47,600 Sure, Auntie. 1194 00:56:49,600 --> 00:56:52,160 Auntie, forget the radio. Get a cable TV connection instead. 1195 00:56:52,240 --> 00:56:54,360 Or you can get a Dish TV connection for her. 1196 00:56:54,440 --> 00:56:56,160 She can watch some TV shows if she's bored. 1197 00:56:56,240 --> 00:56:58,560 And I won't have to keep slogging with the cassettes. 1198 00:56:58,640 --> 00:56:59,640 I'll get you a Dish TV. 1199 00:56:59,720 --> 00:57:00,920 Get out! Focus on your job. 1200 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:02,280 Come on. 1201 00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:03,400 Both of you. 1202 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:09,200 Have they changed Doordarshan's name to Dish TV. 1203 00:57:09,280 --> 00:57:11,560 No, it's a new TV show on Doordarshan. 1204 00:57:11,640 --> 00:57:12,480 Yeah. 1205 00:57:12,560 --> 00:57:13,560 Okay. 1206 00:57:13,960 --> 00:57:15,360 Alright, it's okay. 1207 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,320 Forget the radio. 1208 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:18,800 Let's get Doordarshan instead. 1209 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:21,640 Son, please understand. 1210 00:57:21,720 --> 00:57:24,000 I can watch Buniyaad. 1211 00:57:24,080 --> 00:57:28,760 By the way, is Mr. Vilayiti Ram back yet? 1212 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,280 -Yeah. -Really? 1213 00:57:30,440 --> 00:57:36,440 You see, I've had enough of these boring old cassettes as well. 1214 00:57:36,520 --> 00:57:38,320 Please do it for your mother. 1215 00:57:38,400 --> 00:57:40,640 Mom, I mean... 1216 00:57:41,120 --> 00:57:42,800 the antenna's broken. 1217 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,000 And that's the reason our TV isn't working. 1218 00:57:45,360 --> 00:57:46,560 That's easy, son. 1219 00:57:46,800 --> 00:57:48,680 Just go upstairs and fix the antenna. 1220 00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:54,120 Your father and I were experts in fixing the antenna. 1221 00:57:54,200 --> 00:57:56,600 Remember, your father used to go upstairs... 1222 00:57:56,880 --> 00:57:59,320 and he used to scream, "Is it fixed?" 1223 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:03,560 And I would say "Not yet". 1224 00:58:03,840 --> 00:58:07,600 And he used to help his father fix the antenna! 1225 00:58:07,680 --> 00:58:08,520 Yeah. 1226 00:58:08,720 --> 00:58:10,840 -But, Auntie-- -What is it? 1227 00:58:10,920 --> 00:58:11,720 Son... 1228 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:14,880 please do it for your mother. 1229 00:58:18,000 --> 00:58:19,880 It's really easy to fix the antenna! 1230 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,120 Okay, Mom, I'll go fix the antenna. 1231 00:58:24,200 --> 00:58:25,480 -Okay? Okay. -Go on, son. 1232 00:58:25,880 --> 00:58:27,200 Go on. 1233 00:58:31,480 --> 00:58:32,800 Uncle, I was just here to meet Sunny. 1234 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:34,360 Why are you making me do this? 1235 00:58:34,440 --> 00:58:36,840 You meet Sunny every day, son. 1236 00:58:36,920 --> 00:58:38,400 We're doing this for Grandma-- 1237 00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:39,840 Please try and understand the emotion. 1238 00:58:39,920 --> 00:58:41,800 You should do these things for your friends! 1239 00:58:41,880 --> 00:58:43,320 It's just a matter of few days. 1240 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,200 You changed my mother's name to Bimla! 1241 00:58:45,280 --> 00:58:46,120 -Isn't that enough? -Shut up! 1242 00:58:46,200 --> 00:58:47,440 -Come on... -What are you-- 1243 00:58:47,520 --> 00:58:48,480 Listen to me. 1244 00:58:48,560 --> 00:58:49,760 You can discuss your secrets later. 1245 00:58:49,840 --> 00:58:51,400 Is everything ready? 1246 00:58:51,480 --> 00:58:52,960 -Yes. -You found everything? 1247 00:58:53,040 --> 00:58:55,760 -Yes, we did. -My mother is really sharp! 1248 00:58:55,840 --> 00:58:58,360 She would catch all my mistakes in a jiffy. 1249 00:58:59,240 --> 00:59:00,440 What if she catches me? 1250 00:59:00,520 --> 00:59:02,240 -Son-- -Why are you such a coward? 1251 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,840 She couldn't even recognize her family. 1252 00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,920 How will she recognize you? 1253 00:59:05,000 --> 00:59:06,520 -You're an outsider. -Yeah. 1254 00:59:06,880 --> 00:59:07,880 He's my friend! 1255 00:59:08,080 --> 00:59:09,560 -She called me an outsider. -She was just joking. 1256 00:59:09,640 --> 00:59:11,040 -I am not doing this. -Come on, son. 1257 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,360 -Stop it, man! -You're my child. You're like my son. 1258 00:59:13,440 --> 00:59:15,240 -Please do this. -Learn some manners! 1259 00:59:16,160 --> 00:59:17,600 Do well. Wait a minute. 1260 00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:22,200 -Go on, son. -Come on. 1261 00:59:22,480 --> 00:59:23,280 Okay. 1262 00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:28,920 Is Mr. Sunil home? 1263 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:31,120 No. Who are you? 1264 00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:35,680 I'm here to fix the antenna. 1265 00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:37,160 Mr. Sunil has asked me to fix it. 1266 00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:38,160 Right! 1267 00:59:38,240 --> 00:59:40,600 You guys are really efficient! 1268 00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:43,160 Go and change the antenna. 1269 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:45,280 And you only have 15 minutes. 1270 00:59:45,400 --> 00:59:47,160 My favorite music show is about to start. 1271 00:59:47,240 --> 00:59:48,400 And I don't want to miss it. 1272 00:59:48,480 --> 00:59:49,640 I will slap you if I miss it! 1273 00:59:49,720 --> 00:59:51,760 Auntie, I'll fix it in ten minutes. 1274 00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:53,440 Where do you want me to put it? 1275 00:59:53,600 --> 00:59:55,560 -Put it on my head. -Here you go. 1276 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:57,680 You fool, are you trying to kill me? 1277 00:59:57,760 --> 00:59:58,840 Help me! 1278 00:59:59,040 --> 01:00:01,200 -This idiot-- -Brother, you're here. 1279 01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:04,000 Brother, you're late. 1280 01:00:04,800 --> 01:00:06,080 She's gonna miss her favorite show. 1281 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:07,520 -Fix it on time. -Come. 1282 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:09,720 I'll show you the spot. 1283 01:00:10,360 --> 01:00:11,480 Just give me ten minutes. 1284 01:00:11,560 --> 01:00:13,200 You only have 13 minutes now. 1285 01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:14,440 Ten minutes! 1286 01:00:16,360 --> 01:00:19,080 -Why aren't you coming to school? -What is he doing here? 1287 01:00:19,160 --> 01:00:19,960 I called him. 1288 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,160 I should know what's going on in school. 1289 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:23,320 -You're keeping me engrossed here. -Stay engrossed, dear. 1290 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,880 Can't you stay engrossed for Grandma's sake? 1291 01:00:24,960 --> 01:00:26,320 Now that you're here, son... 1292 01:00:26,480 --> 01:00:28,560 help us out. We need some people. 1293 01:00:28,640 --> 01:00:29,840 Okay. Stay here. 1294 01:00:29,920 --> 01:00:31,000 Take it, son. 1295 01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,040 I can't do it! 1296 01:00:33,120 --> 01:00:34,760 Don't worry, just do it! 1297 01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,440 Really? She says I only have 15 minutes. 1298 01:00:36,520 --> 01:00:38,280 She wants to watch some musical show. 1299 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:40,440 She will bore me to death if I don't fix this. And slap me as well. 1300 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:41,680 I cannot do this. 1301 01:00:41,760 --> 01:00:47,440 But son, you just have to pretend to fix this for three minutes. 1302 01:00:47,520 --> 01:00:48,640 And then Sunny will-- 1303 01:00:48,720 --> 01:00:49,680 Where is Sunny? Sunny? 1304 01:00:49,760 --> 01:00:51,320 -Did you get the stuff? -I did. 1305 01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:53,240 He will have one end of the wire. 1306 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,040 You will have the other. Just throw the wire down. 1307 01:00:55,120 --> 01:00:57,360 And don't let my mom find out. 1308 01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,360 If she gets suspicious, just start yelling. 1309 01:00:59,440 --> 01:01:02,320 -Use this excuse to connect the wires. -Sure. Sure. 1310 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:04,160 -Did you get the DVD? -Yes, I got the DVD as well. 1311 01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,480 Just connect the wire, and I'll handle the rest. 1312 01:01:05,560 --> 01:01:06,480 That's it! 1313 01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:08,800 This wire's too long! 1314 01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,520 Why do you need a smaller wire? For skipping? 1315 01:01:10,600 --> 01:01:11,520 You ask so many questions. 1316 01:01:11,600 --> 01:01:13,840 Go inside. Son, go give him a hand. 1317 01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:14,880 Go on. 1318 01:01:14,960 --> 01:01:16,640 -Give your brother a hand. -Come on. 1319 01:01:16,920 --> 01:01:17,800 -Get some work done. -Go on, son. 1320 01:01:17,880 --> 01:01:19,360 Hurry up, we're all depending on you. 1321 01:01:19,440 --> 01:01:20,560 Of course, Papa. 1322 01:01:45,240 --> 01:01:47,600 -There, it's fixed. -Come here, Chiku. 1323 01:01:47,680 --> 01:01:50,600 -We'll watch the show together. -Yes, mom. 1324 01:01:50,880 --> 01:01:52,080 -Here you go. -Yes, Mom. 1325 01:01:59,040 --> 01:02:00,520 What is this? 1326 01:02:01,200 --> 01:02:02,840 It's stuck. 1327 01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:04,960 Fix the bloody antenna! 1328 01:02:05,640 --> 01:02:06,880 Come here. 1329 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,760 Hit the TV. Hit it! 1330 01:02:08,840 --> 01:02:09,680 Hard! 1331 01:02:10,600 --> 01:02:13,320 Male and female are ready to mate. 1332 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:16,080 -During the monsoon, animals are -Monkeys. 1333 01:02:16,160 --> 01:02:17,400 usually inclined-- 1334 01:02:19,800 --> 01:02:20,800 Hey! Hey! 1335 01:02:21,280 --> 01:02:22,600 What is this... 1336 01:02:32,400 --> 01:02:33,440 SORRY FOR THE INTERRUPTION 1337 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,320 There you go. 1338 01:02:34,400 --> 01:02:35,760 -There it goes. -It's over. 1339 01:02:35,840 --> 01:02:37,160 "Sorry for the interruption." 1340 01:02:37,240 --> 01:02:38,320 Just as I expected. 1341 01:02:38,400 --> 01:02:39,920 It's just bad transmission, Mom. 1342 01:02:40,320 --> 01:02:43,320 But what was that thing we saw? 1343 01:02:43,400 --> 01:02:47,440 Those naked monkeys, and girls dressed in short skirts! 1344 01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:50,800 I guess the antenna tuned into some American show. 1345 01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:55,040 Tuned in to America? 1346 01:02:55,120 --> 01:02:57,920 And those rascals can't show us our own bloody shows! 1347 01:02:58,000 --> 01:03:00,240 No Buniyaad, no musical show, I missed everything. 1348 01:03:00,320 --> 01:03:01,800 Don't worry, ma'am. I'm here for you! 1349 01:03:01,880 --> 01:03:03,080 I'll fix it tomorrow. 1350 01:03:03,920 --> 01:03:07,480 It takes at least a week to fix this thing. 1351 01:03:08,480 --> 01:03:11,320 If he claims he'll fix it tomorrow, he'll do it. 1352 01:03:11,640 --> 01:03:13,960 Sir, if he fixes the TV tomorrow... 1353 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:16,520 she can watch the news. 1354 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,320 Finally, someone spoke up for me! 1355 01:03:18,400 --> 01:03:19,320 She is right. 1356 01:03:19,400 --> 01:03:21,520 I'll watch the news. 1357 01:03:21,760 --> 01:03:22,840 What's wrong? 1358 01:03:26,360 --> 01:03:28,080 You just had to exaggerate! 1359 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:29,520 "I'll fix it tomorrow!" 1360 01:03:29,600 --> 01:03:30,400 And you! 1361 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:32,120 Couldn't you just hold the wire for a couple of minutes? 1362 01:03:32,200 --> 01:03:33,960 -Uncle, I was tired. -Shut up. I'll slap you. 1363 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,640 Stop it, Sunil. 1364 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:37,360 They had no clue. 1365 01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,760 Please go home. 1366 01:03:39,480 --> 01:03:40,360 You're really nice. 1367 01:03:42,800 --> 01:03:45,320 My heart's sinking. I think my blood pressure's rising. 1368 01:03:45,400 --> 01:03:46,480 Do you want some water? 1369 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:47,720 Give me some poison. 1370 01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:48,960 You are the one who said yes. 1371 01:03:49,040 --> 01:03:50,840 You could've just said that it's broken and cannot be fixed. 1372 01:03:50,920 --> 01:03:52,320 Who is going to deal with this? 1373 01:03:52,400 --> 01:03:54,480 Yes, Papa. First, we had to pretend that a cell phone is a radio... 1374 01:03:54,560 --> 01:03:56,360 then fix an antenna. God knows what's next. 1375 01:03:56,440 --> 01:03:57,280 You got us in this mess. 1376 01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:59,440 Mom was right to divorce you! You deserve it! 1377 01:04:03,960 --> 01:04:06,920 He has enough problems to deal with! What is wrong with you? 1378 01:04:08,400 --> 01:04:09,840 She is his mother. 1379 01:04:10,040 --> 01:04:12,160 He'll do whatever he wants for her. 1380 01:04:13,880 --> 01:04:17,120 In fact, you two wouldn't even have offered me a glass of water. 1381 01:04:17,720 --> 01:04:19,360 Let it go, Priya. 1382 01:04:20,240 --> 01:04:21,360 I was expecting this. 1383 01:04:36,760 --> 01:04:37,680 Brother... 1384 01:04:39,000 --> 01:04:40,320 we were wrong. 1385 01:04:40,840 --> 01:04:41,640 I know. 1386 01:04:44,320 --> 01:04:45,760 You shouldn't have said it. 1387 01:04:46,880 --> 01:04:47,680 It's done. 1388 01:04:47,760 --> 01:04:49,040 There's no way to fix this. 1389 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,800 You should apologize to him in the morning. 1390 01:04:52,880 --> 01:04:53,680 And Mom as well. 1391 01:04:54,000 --> 01:04:55,240 I am not saying sorry. 1392 01:04:57,000 --> 01:04:58,280 You are very stubborn. 1393 01:04:58,400 --> 01:04:59,840 Just like Papa. 1394 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,440 Sometimes, when I look at Sunny, I feel maybe... 1395 01:05:04,120 --> 01:05:05,920 I was like him. 1396 01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:11,480 I must have misbehaved with my parents as well. 1397 01:05:12,680 --> 01:05:17,400 And you know what, one day, his children will misbehave with him. 1398 01:05:17,720 --> 01:05:19,200 Stop thinking about it. 1399 01:05:21,160 --> 01:05:23,040 One has to think sometimes, Priya... 1400 01:05:25,320 --> 01:05:28,720 about these arguments over trivial things. 1401 01:05:29,960 --> 01:05:34,840 Look where not thinking about these things has gotten us. 1402 01:05:35,960 --> 01:05:37,560 Priya, when we were in school... 1403 01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:40,760 we would fight sometimes. 1404 01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,160 We would have a big fight. 1405 01:05:42,720 --> 01:05:43,960 But we would handle it. 1406 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:49,480 We would always say that... 1407 01:05:50,480 --> 01:05:51,960 we'll never leave each other. 1408 01:05:55,080 --> 01:05:56,600 We were kids back then, Sunil. 1409 01:06:01,160 --> 01:06:02,440 We've grown up. 1410 01:06:03,080 --> 01:06:04,000 We're adults. 1411 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,680 We've to work on Doordarshan tomorrow. 1412 01:06:30,800 --> 01:06:33,280 -Just end this. Apologize! -No, I won't. 1413 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:35,120 Do it for me, please. 1414 01:06:35,240 --> 01:06:36,480 -Please, brother. -Not me. 1415 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:37,720 Please, please, say it. 1416 01:06:41,480 --> 01:06:42,400 What is it? 1417 01:06:44,320 --> 01:06:45,120 Nothing. 1418 01:06:48,880 --> 01:06:50,480 Papa, I... 1419 01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,360 Sorry for last night. 1420 01:07:00,720 --> 01:07:02,520 You're an adult now, act wisely. 1421 01:07:03,000 --> 01:07:04,120 Come here. 1422 01:07:07,200 --> 01:07:08,160 You too. 1423 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:27,240 You're looking great. 1424 01:07:27,680 --> 01:07:29,080 Did you take your schoolbag? 1425 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:30,120 Hey... 1426 01:07:31,120 --> 01:07:33,000 I had to work really hard to get this uniform! 1427 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:34,200 But it still fits me. 1428 01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:38,040 Shall we leave? 1429 01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,800 -You used to wear these in school-- -Billo and Chiku! 1430 01:07:45,920 --> 01:07:47,360 She said it. 1431 01:07:48,480 --> 01:07:50,200 Hail Goddess. 1432 01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:51,400 Mom! 1433 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:52,840 What are you doing? 1434 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:54,960 Mom! Please sit down. 1435 01:07:55,040 --> 01:07:56,320 No, Mom, you'll hurt yourself! 1436 01:07:56,400 --> 01:07:57,400 What are you doing? 1437 01:07:57,480 --> 01:07:59,960 I don't want to lie down. 1438 01:08:00,040 --> 01:08:02,000 I am tired. I am tired. 1439 01:08:02,080 --> 01:08:03,240 Calm down. 1440 01:08:03,320 --> 01:08:05,120 Lie down, Mom. 1441 01:08:05,360 --> 01:08:08,000 I keep having... 1442 01:08:09,200 --> 01:08:11,880 really weird and strange dreams... 1443 01:08:12,040 --> 01:08:13,760 in this room. 1444 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:16,040 Strange dreams? What do you mean? 1445 01:08:18,040 --> 01:08:20,000 -I dream of Bimla. -What? 1446 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,319 I've had enough of this Bimla! 1447 01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:25,040 Every time I think of her my body shudders. 1448 01:08:25,279 --> 01:08:27,960 Please change my room. 1449 01:08:28,040 --> 01:08:29,000 -Not me-- -Listen to me. 1450 01:08:29,080 --> 01:08:31,319 Your room is extremely comfortable. 1451 01:08:31,399 --> 01:08:33,520 The other rooms aren't as comfortable. 1452 01:08:35,520 --> 01:08:37,319 Please don't be stubborn. 1453 01:08:40,040 --> 01:08:42,160 Mom, I need to leave. 1454 01:08:42,240 --> 01:08:43,479 Take care, dear. 1455 01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,040 Let's go to school. 1456 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,279 The teacher's going to thrash us if we're late. 1457 01:08:47,359 --> 01:08:49,439 And you, dear, take care of my mom. 1458 01:08:49,520 --> 01:08:52,279 Feed her on time. Get some rest, Mom. 1459 01:08:52,359 --> 01:08:55,640 -My child, do well in your exams you two. -Yes. 1460 01:08:55,720 --> 01:08:57,359 -Yes. Bye, Mom. -Go. 1461 01:08:59,920 --> 01:09:00,720 Careful. 1462 01:09:01,000 --> 01:09:03,800 I'll call you back in a couple of minutes. 1463 01:09:07,040 --> 01:09:08,760 Where are you going? 1464 01:09:09,000 --> 01:09:12,439 His mom is sick. We were going to see her. 1465 01:09:12,800 --> 01:09:14,279 Your mom's name is Bimla, right? 1466 01:09:15,800 --> 01:09:16,920 Yes, yes. 1467 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:18,880 Why are you asking, Papa? 1468 01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:21,040 Why do you think? 1469 01:09:21,120 --> 01:09:24,040 My mother starts shuddering when she hears your mother's name. 1470 01:09:24,600 --> 01:09:27,040 Well, if that's the case, we'll leave, we're running late. 1471 01:09:27,120 --> 01:09:28,200 Sure. 1472 01:09:28,960 --> 01:09:30,200 -Be back on time, son. -Yes. 1473 01:09:30,279 --> 01:09:31,279 Bye, Uncle. 1474 01:09:31,439 --> 01:09:33,920 Can you please give me a lift today? 1475 01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:35,720 There's a problem with my scooter. 1476 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:37,479 I'll drive. 1477 01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:41,960 You're heading straight to your aunt's home, right? 1478 01:09:42,040 --> 01:09:43,240 After you drop me at the office? 1479 01:09:43,319 --> 01:09:44,359 Where else will I go? 1480 01:09:44,439 --> 01:09:45,840 And anyway, we aren't divorced yet. 1481 01:09:45,920 --> 01:09:48,120 I'll look for a partner only after I get divorced. 1482 01:09:48,200 --> 01:09:50,680 Fine, you can do as you please. Don't threaten me. 1483 01:09:51,600 --> 01:09:54,480 -Hey, stop! Stop! -That's your dad! 1484 01:09:54,560 --> 01:09:56,880 Weren't you supposed to meet Pappi's sick mother? 1485 01:09:56,960 --> 01:09:58,000 What are you doing? 1486 01:09:58,280 --> 01:09:59,160 Papa, I-- 1487 01:10:00,360 --> 01:10:03,120 I'll break your bones. Her father will kill me. 1488 01:10:03,200 --> 01:10:04,320 Catch them. Catch them. 1489 01:10:04,400 --> 01:10:06,240 -Stop screaming! -What do you mean? 1490 01:10:06,320 --> 01:10:08,240 Are you going to school, Uncle? 1491 01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,360 Get that rascal. 1492 01:10:10,440 --> 01:10:12,480 Make up your mind. Who do you want me to chase? 1493 01:10:12,560 --> 01:10:13,360 Let's go home. 1494 01:10:13,440 --> 01:10:14,320 Come on. 1495 01:10:14,400 --> 01:10:16,440 I'll deal with him when he gets home. 1496 01:10:18,640 --> 01:10:20,000 Swear on your mom... 1497 01:10:20,080 --> 01:10:21,360 and tell me the truth. 1498 01:10:21,600 --> 01:10:24,400 I can see it in your eyes. But I want to hear it from you. 1499 01:10:24,480 --> 01:10:26,120 We love each other, Papa. 1500 01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:32,640 What? 1501 01:10:33,080 --> 01:10:33,960 Yes. 1502 01:10:48,040 --> 01:10:49,120 You love him as well? 1503 01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:51,840 Yes, Uncle. 1504 01:10:52,920 --> 01:10:53,720 Are you blind? 1505 01:10:54,960 --> 01:10:56,200 Look at his face! 1506 01:10:56,280 --> 01:10:57,320 What are you saying? 1507 01:10:57,400 --> 01:10:59,040 Look at this couple. I mean... 1508 01:11:04,520 --> 01:11:07,040 Go downstairs, dear, before your dad gets home. 1509 01:11:07,120 --> 01:11:07,920 Go on. 1510 01:11:12,000 --> 01:11:12,920 What is this? 1511 01:11:15,240 --> 01:11:16,040 Greetings, Uncle. 1512 01:11:16,800 --> 01:11:17,600 Greetings, Auntie. 1513 01:11:19,280 --> 01:11:20,120 Hey... 1514 01:11:22,400 --> 01:11:23,600 where were they? 1515 01:11:29,000 --> 01:11:30,880 Bimla's in the hospital. 1516 01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:33,760 Bimla Devi, my mom, she is in the hospital. 1517 01:11:33,840 --> 01:11:34,920 They wanted to meet her. 1518 01:11:35,080 --> 01:11:36,560 It's a group of liars. 1519 01:11:37,680 --> 01:11:39,280 Papa knows everything. Tell him where we were. 1520 01:11:39,360 --> 01:11:40,240 What the hell, man! 1521 01:11:40,320 --> 01:11:42,080 Please tell me if I'm supposed to lie or tell the truth. 1522 01:11:42,160 --> 01:11:43,720 You're embarrassing me, man! 1523 01:11:44,160 --> 01:11:45,000 It doesn't matter. 1524 01:11:45,920 --> 01:11:47,720 She had some auditions. That's where they went. 1525 01:11:47,800 --> 01:11:49,880 You could've just told us the truth in the first place. 1526 01:11:49,960 --> 01:11:52,120 I'm already burdened with looking after Grandma. 1527 01:11:52,440 --> 01:11:54,520 Will he let me go if I tell him the truth? 1528 01:11:54,920 --> 01:11:55,760 Come here. 1529 01:12:02,040 --> 01:12:05,360 You've wooed the landlord's daughter. 1530 01:12:07,040 --> 01:12:08,000 Get lost. 1531 01:12:08,840 --> 01:12:12,200 -Uncle, may I have my keys back? -Yeah, just take your key and leave. 1532 01:12:12,280 --> 01:12:13,280 -I have them. -You have the keys! 1533 01:12:13,360 --> 01:12:14,840 I hope you didn't scratch it. 1534 01:12:14,920 --> 01:12:17,120 -I will slap you. -You didn't... 1535 01:12:18,040 --> 01:12:18,920 Unbelievable. 1536 01:12:19,280 --> 01:12:20,880 You didn't make this a big deal. 1537 01:12:22,040 --> 01:12:24,040 It just reminded me of our time together. 1538 01:12:24,200 --> 01:12:27,040 Do you remember, I took you to that singing competition. 1539 01:12:27,120 --> 01:12:28,800 And you crashed the scooter as well. 1540 01:12:29,520 --> 01:12:31,880 That is exactly why I learnt how to ride a bike. 1541 01:12:32,120 --> 01:12:33,520 But I was the one who was hurt. 1542 01:12:33,600 --> 01:12:35,600 -I have a scar right here. -Enough of this. 1543 01:12:35,680 --> 01:12:36,760 What about Mom? 1544 01:12:38,240 --> 01:12:40,440 What if we subscribe to Doordarshan? 1545 01:12:40,560 --> 01:12:42,920 Doordarshan is available on TV these days. 1546 01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:46,680 How am I supposed to subscribe to the Doordarshan from 1989! 1547 01:12:49,120 --> 01:12:50,320 Where will I get this? 1548 01:12:51,120 --> 01:12:53,360 -What if we make up the news? -How? 1549 01:12:53,680 --> 01:12:55,440 Take these uniforms off. 1550 01:12:55,600 --> 01:12:56,480 Come with me. 1551 01:12:56,920 --> 01:13:00,760 You know, brother, her father won't spare me if I talk to him. 1552 01:13:00,840 --> 01:13:02,680 We'll make sure he doesn't find out. 1553 01:13:02,760 --> 01:13:04,160 We'll make something up. 1554 01:13:05,160 --> 01:13:07,040 -Mom. -Fine, you can take her. 1555 01:13:08,280 --> 01:13:10,040 Stay back. I'll slap you. 1556 01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:12,400 And, focus on studies. 1557 01:13:12,480 --> 01:13:13,960 Your father will be here any minute. 1558 01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,440 -Go inside. -Don't scold her. 1559 01:13:16,480 --> 01:13:19,960 Brother, please get me a role as well. 1560 01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:25,000 I've had a passion for acting since I was in school. 1561 01:13:29,480 --> 01:13:31,720 DOORDARSHAN 1562 01:13:40,080 --> 01:13:43,680 The world's mood keeps swinging 1563 01:13:47,160 --> 01:13:50,960 A band around a finger Is known as a ring 1564 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:57,720 The world's mood keeps swinging 1565 01:13:57,800 --> 01:14:01,120 A band around a finger Is also known as a ring 1566 01:14:01,200 --> 01:14:04,720 You never know How quickly things change 1567 01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:08,160 How do I tell you What the true colors of this world are? 1568 01:14:08,240 --> 01:14:12,640 It's colorful, it's good and bad, Sometimes, it's black and sometimes white 1569 01:14:13,560 --> 01:14:17,280 Sorry for the interruption 1570 01:14:26,760 --> 01:14:28,440 DOORDARSHAN 1571 01:14:32,080 --> 01:14:34,360 No interruption, please 1572 01:14:34,760 --> 01:14:38,360 Switch on the TV, Save your chores for later 1573 01:14:38,440 --> 01:14:42,000 Sit on the couch And everybody watch Doordarshan 1574 01:14:42,080 --> 01:14:43,560 Ram-Lakhan's dance 1575 01:14:43,640 --> 01:14:45,600 And Chandni's songs 1576 01:14:45,680 --> 01:14:46,800 Beat will play on the floor 1577 01:14:46,880 --> 01:14:49,040 Join us, because all the Songs we'll play are superhit 1578 01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:52,880 Turn on the TV And mend everyone's broken heart 1579 01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:56,280 Everyone dance and break the floor 1580 01:14:56,360 --> 01:14:59,720 Just like stuffed bread Tastes better with pickle 1581 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:03,360 The shows on Doordarshan are a class apart 1582 01:15:06,280 --> 01:15:07,920 Ma'am, I've told you many times that I am in school. 1583 01:15:08,000 --> 01:15:09,120 I don't want a loan. 1584 01:15:09,320 --> 01:15:12,040 -But, sir-- -Stop calling me. 1585 01:15:12,480 --> 01:15:13,440 Who's calling you? 1586 01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,480 Is it some girl? 1587 01:15:14,720 --> 01:15:16,200 The dicks from the bank are harassing me! 1588 01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:17,360 Learn some manners, you idiot! 1589 01:15:17,440 --> 01:15:19,080 Why are you using these words? 1590 01:15:19,160 --> 01:15:20,080 What did I say? 1591 01:15:20,200 --> 01:15:21,840 I said, "The dicks from the bank are harassing me!" 1592 01:15:21,920 --> 01:15:24,880 Have you lost your mind? His parents are here! 1593 01:15:24,960 --> 01:15:26,480 -Mind your language! -What the hell-- 1594 01:15:26,560 --> 01:15:27,560 I just said, 1595 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:29,600 -"Those dicks are harassing me!" -Oh, I get it! I get it! 1596 01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:31,400 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1597 01:15:32,280 --> 01:15:36,000 He means to say that, "The pricks from the bank are harassing him." 1598 01:15:36,080 --> 01:15:37,200 They keep calling me for a loan. 1599 01:15:37,280 --> 01:15:39,080 They keep calling for a loan. It's okay, son. Sorry. 1600 01:15:39,160 --> 01:15:41,080 That's what I said. The dicks from the bank are harassing me! 1601 01:15:41,160 --> 01:15:42,560 -Apologize to him. -Sorry, man. Sorry. 1602 01:15:42,640 --> 01:15:43,720 Everyone apologize to him. 1603 01:15:43,800 --> 01:15:47,600 Sorry for the interruption 1604 01:15:52,560 --> 01:15:54,360 DOORDARSHAN 1605 01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,560 In today's news... 1606 01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:03,080 the Prime Minister will, once again, be visiting a foreign country. 1607 01:16:03,160 --> 01:16:06,080 She is talking about Rajiv Gandhi. 1608 01:16:06,160 --> 01:16:07,760 Yes, yes. 1609 01:16:08,400 --> 01:16:12,600 On the other hand, Rakhi finds herself a new groom in Rakhi's Swayamvar. 1610 01:16:13,440 --> 01:16:17,240 Son, I have heard about Sita's Swayamvar. 1611 01:16:17,320 --> 01:16:18,120 Yeah. 1612 01:16:18,200 --> 01:16:20,400 But what is Rakhi's Swayamvar? 1613 01:16:21,240 --> 01:16:22,600 These guys are stupid. 1614 01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,600 I wonder who employs them. 1615 01:16:24,880 --> 01:16:26,640 She means to say Sita. 1616 01:16:28,680 --> 01:16:30,160 Now it's time for Sports news. 1617 01:16:30,240 --> 01:16:32,400 In the One Day International match... 1618 01:16:32,600 --> 01:16:35,040 Virat scored his first double century. 1619 01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,720 He scored of 14 sixes and seven boundaries. 1620 01:16:38,800 --> 01:16:39,960 What happened to Kapil Dev? 1621 01:16:40,040 --> 01:16:41,120 Wasn't he playing? 1622 01:16:41,840 --> 01:16:42,760 Yeah-- 1623 01:16:43,680 --> 01:16:45,040 I-- 1624 01:16:45,360 --> 01:16:47,680 Virat is the new kid, Mom. He's a good player. 1625 01:16:47,760 --> 01:16:50,560 He's an amazing player. 1626 01:16:50,800 --> 01:16:53,760 Yeah, whatever. But no one can match Kapil Dev's brilliance! 1627 01:16:53,840 --> 01:16:55,520 No one's as good as him. 1628 01:16:55,720 --> 01:16:57,520 Now we'll look at some pictures of missing people. 1629 01:16:57,600 --> 01:17:00,320 This child, he's 16 years old. 1630 01:17:00,800 --> 01:17:02,640 His height is five feet and seven inches. 1631 01:17:02,720 --> 01:17:03,720 He has a short body. 1632 01:17:03,800 --> 01:17:04,720 Poor thing. 1633 01:17:04,800 --> 01:17:07,320 He's been missing for 15 days. 1634 01:17:08,080 --> 01:17:10,720 This child, he is 19 years old. 1635 01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:13,400 His height is five feet nine inches. 1636 01:17:13,480 --> 01:17:15,320 And his name is Pappu. 1637 01:17:15,440 --> 01:17:16,760 And his mother's name is Bimla. 1638 01:17:16,840 --> 01:17:18,600 He has been missing for a week. 1639 01:17:18,680 --> 01:17:22,760 -If you see any of these... -I don't know why... 1640 01:17:22,840 --> 01:17:25,960 but Bimla's name makes me restless. 1641 01:17:26,040 --> 01:17:27,800 Mom, she said Nirmala. 1642 01:17:27,880 --> 01:17:28,720 She said Nirmala. 1643 01:17:28,800 --> 01:17:30,160 Two, five-- 1644 01:17:32,960 --> 01:17:34,280 Oh, God! 1645 01:17:37,520 --> 01:17:39,640 These are definitely your kids! 1646 01:17:39,760 --> 01:17:43,160 I told you record news from 1989! Was that from 1989? 1647 01:17:43,480 --> 01:17:46,000 Fatso and Lisper wrote the script! 1648 01:17:46,080 --> 01:17:48,120 Stop it. They are just kids. 1649 01:17:48,200 --> 01:17:49,120 What do you mean? 1650 01:17:49,200 --> 01:17:52,880 -Chiku! Chiku, come here! -Forget it, Papa. She's looking for you. 1651 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:53,760 Go on. 1652 01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:00,000 Hail Lord Ram. 1653 01:18:04,680 --> 01:18:06,480 Hail Lord Ram. 1654 01:18:07,360 --> 01:18:09,040 Hail Lord Ram. 1655 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,160 Yes, Mom? 1656 01:18:12,440 --> 01:18:14,600 Why do you keep jumping around like a monkey? 1657 01:18:18,480 --> 01:18:20,480 -Did Billo leave? -No, she's outside. 1658 01:18:20,560 --> 01:18:22,320 -Should I send her? -No. 1659 01:18:26,240 --> 01:18:27,640 Look behind you. 1660 01:18:29,280 --> 01:18:31,240 RAMAYAN 1661 01:18:31,320 --> 01:18:34,040 They are a really cute couple, right? 1662 01:18:34,360 --> 01:18:37,720 Hail Sita! Hail Ram! 1663 01:18:38,760 --> 01:18:40,800 Hail Sita! Hail Ram! 1664 01:18:42,000 --> 01:18:44,480 How will I get the episodes of Ramayan? 1665 01:18:44,560 --> 01:18:46,400 Hail Sita! Hail Ram! 1666 01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:48,800 Did you say something? 1667 01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:53,280 I was saying that they have stopped broadcasting Ramayan for some time. 1668 01:18:53,360 --> 01:18:56,000 My innocent kid. Stupid one... 1669 01:18:56,080 --> 01:18:57,280 You're so innocent! 1670 01:18:57,360 --> 01:18:58,760 -You won't get it. -Yes. 1671 01:18:58,840 --> 01:19:00,240 My dear son. 1672 01:19:02,240 --> 01:19:07,960 Do one thing, call up Billo's aunt for me. 1673 01:19:08,440 --> 01:19:15,040 Hail Sita! Hail Ram! 1674 01:19:16,600 --> 01:19:19,120 What's wrong with you, Papa? Why are you worried? 1675 01:19:21,240 --> 01:19:22,240 Marriage. 1676 01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:24,120 I am ready, Papa. Get me married to Twinkle. 1677 01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:26,760 Talk to her father. We won't have to pay rent either. 1678 01:19:26,960 --> 01:19:28,240 My marriage you fool! 1679 01:19:28,760 --> 01:19:29,960 My marriage! 1680 01:19:30,040 --> 01:19:31,200 What do you mean? 1681 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,080 We're not divorced yet. 1682 01:19:33,160 --> 01:19:35,440 And you have to sign the papers first. 1683 01:19:35,560 --> 01:19:36,920 And under Hindu Marriage Act-- 1684 01:19:37,000 --> 01:19:40,080 My dear lawyer, she wants us to get married! 1685 01:19:40,160 --> 01:19:42,800 There's a young man in the family but no one's concerned about his marriage. 1686 01:19:42,880 --> 01:19:43,880 You want to get married twice! 1687 01:19:43,960 --> 01:19:46,720 We'll be the only kids to dance at our parents' wedding. 1688 01:19:47,040 --> 01:19:48,960 -You could've just refused. -Why would he? 1689 01:19:49,040 --> 01:19:51,280 Why would he give up a shot at second honeymoon? 1690 01:19:51,360 --> 01:19:53,080 Believe me, I will kill him. 1691 01:19:53,160 --> 01:19:55,120 -Talk to your brother. -Shut up, Sunny. 1692 01:19:55,880 --> 01:19:57,000 Sweety's sitting here quietly. 1693 01:19:57,080 --> 01:19:58,240 Is she saying anything? 1694 01:19:58,480 --> 01:19:59,560 What can I say? 1695 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:03,640 I don't know whether we'll be on the bride's side or the groom's. 1696 01:20:05,080 --> 01:20:07,880 Go and check if she has had her dinner. 1697 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,480 I've had enough of this drama-- 1698 01:20:11,960 --> 01:20:13,280 Please get us out of this. 1699 01:20:14,080 --> 01:20:15,680 What am I going to say? 1700 01:20:15,920 --> 01:20:20,080 Tell her that we're young, we want to study, we're kids. 1701 01:20:20,160 --> 01:20:21,400 How can we get married? 1702 01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:22,520 She will listen to you. 1703 01:20:26,120 --> 01:20:27,080 Let me think. 1704 01:20:28,200 --> 01:20:32,960 You've been feeding me pilaf every day since the day I've woken up! 1705 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:34,960 And it's really salty! 1706 01:20:38,120 --> 01:20:39,160 See? I've been-- 1707 01:20:39,240 --> 01:20:41,560 I've been belching all day. 1708 01:20:42,680 --> 01:20:45,040 Go away. Get some poison for me instead. 1709 01:20:45,120 --> 01:20:46,840 -Kill me. -Shall I get it from outside? 1710 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:50,600 I'll slap you. 1711 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:51,760 Go! 1712 01:20:51,960 --> 01:20:54,800 Go and ask Chiku for two rupees 1713 01:20:54,880 --> 01:20:57,880 and get some fresh fitters from Lala's store. 1714 01:20:57,960 --> 01:20:59,280 -Go! -Sure. 1715 01:20:59,760 --> 01:21:01,960 And don't forget the sauce. The red sauce. 1716 01:21:02,680 --> 01:21:04,160 -Go, get it. -Okay. 1717 01:21:07,280 --> 01:21:09,880 Auntie, you wanted to see me? 1718 01:21:09,960 --> 01:21:12,840 My princess. Come, have a seat. 1719 01:21:12,920 --> 01:21:13,760 Oh, God! 1720 01:21:13,960 --> 01:21:14,840 Sit here. 1721 01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:23,080 I need to talk to your aunt. 1722 01:21:23,480 --> 01:21:27,240 I want to fix your marriage with Chiku before I go. 1723 01:21:27,600 --> 01:21:29,280 Are you ready? 1724 01:21:30,240 --> 01:21:31,360 But, Auntie... 1725 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:33,520 is it really important to get married right now? 1726 01:21:33,600 --> 01:21:34,440 Yes! 1727 01:21:34,720 --> 01:21:36,440 It is really important! 1728 01:21:36,720 --> 01:21:38,280 I won't lie to you. 1729 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:41,000 You two are starting to look like old folks. 1730 01:21:41,200 --> 01:21:42,240 And these wrinkles-- 1731 01:21:42,440 --> 01:21:44,040 No, I mean... 1732 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:46,600 do you want to get married when you get wrinkles? 1733 01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:50,520 What is it? 1734 01:21:51,760 --> 01:21:53,920 I just wanted to know if you need my help. 1735 01:21:54,720 --> 01:21:56,200 No, son. I don't need your help. 1736 01:22:01,000 --> 01:22:02,360 I don't see Sweety around. 1737 01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,760 She's getting fritters for you. 1738 01:22:05,320 --> 01:22:06,840 -She knew I was coming? -Yes. 1739 01:22:07,120 --> 01:22:09,040 Papa, the drain's clogged! There's water everywhere. 1740 01:22:09,120 --> 01:22:11,520 Oh, God! I forgot about it... 1741 01:22:16,640 --> 01:22:17,600 But, Auntie... 1742 01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:19,960 But? 1743 01:22:21,600 --> 01:22:23,680 If you don't like Chiku... 1744 01:22:24,080 --> 01:22:24,920 just tell me. 1745 01:22:25,560 --> 01:22:27,640 I will get him married to someone else. 1746 01:22:30,560 --> 01:22:33,600 I love someone else. 1747 01:22:34,920 --> 01:22:35,760 Really? 1748 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:38,920 Does Chiku know him? 1749 01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,560 He's the one who introduced us. 1750 01:22:42,640 --> 01:22:43,440 He-- 1751 01:22:43,760 --> 01:22:44,960 His name is Bunty. 1752 01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:55,640 What are you doing? 1753 01:22:57,760 --> 01:22:59,320 Are you just going to stand there? 1754 01:23:02,680 --> 01:23:06,040 By the way, Chiku sounds much better. 1755 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:08,640 But it doesn't matter, dear. 1756 01:23:08,720 --> 01:23:12,080 If you've made your decision... 1757 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:18,120 You'll be happy with him, right? 1758 01:23:19,600 --> 01:23:21,640 Yes, I will be happy. 1759 01:23:22,240 --> 01:23:23,080 Princess... 1760 01:23:23,800 --> 01:23:26,040 Chiku is one in a million. 1761 01:23:26,680 --> 01:23:31,880 But now, I want to get you married to that stupid Bunty. 1762 01:23:37,480 --> 01:23:39,640 Auntie, here are your fritters with red sauce. 1763 01:23:39,720 --> 01:23:41,160 Great. Give her some. 1764 01:23:43,240 --> 01:23:44,080 Try it. 1765 01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:46,160 Open your mouth. 1766 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:51,280 You should marry Bunty. 1767 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:53,160 I will talk to Chiku. 1768 01:23:57,560 --> 01:23:58,440 Auntie, I... 1769 01:23:59,120 --> 01:24:02,120 I'm ready to marry Chiku. 1770 01:24:04,200 --> 01:24:05,160 What? 1771 01:24:05,480 --> 01:24:06,360 Really? 1772 01:24:06,520 --> 01:24:07,800 Are you out of your mind? 1773 01:24:08,520 --> 01:24:13,440 You just said that you want to marry Bunty. 1774 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,320 I... 1775 01:24:16,320 --> 01:24:17,280 Auntie, I... 1776 01:24:17,640 --> 01:24:20,360 I don't even know Bunty. 1777 01:24:20,440 --> 01:24:22,840 So, I should marry Chiku instead. 1778 01:24:23,200 --> 01:24:24,280 And... 1779 01:24:25,120 --> 01:24:26,840 I won't get a mother-in-law like you. 1780 01:24:34,520 --> 01:24:36,240 You're making me cry. 1781 01:24:40,520 --> 01:24:43,480 You know what... 1782 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:46,080 I don't want a grand wedding. 1783 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:49,640 You guys should have a simple wedding! 1784 01:24:50,200 --> 01:24:52,840 We can have a small function at home. 1785 01:24:56,880 --> 01:24:59,360 I won't be able to join you guys. 1786 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:04,000 My arms and my legs hurt. 1787 01:25:04,560 --> 01:25:06,880 I can't even walk. 1788 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:09,920 Hail Goddess. 1789 01:25:11,120 --> 01:25:12,120 Sauce. 1790 01:25:13,320 --> 01:25:16,760 Stop staring at my face! 1791 01:25:17,000 --> 01:25:18,520 Start preparing for the wedding. 1792 01:25:18,600 --> 01:25:20,400 -Yes, Auntie. -Go on. Leave. 1793 01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:22,240 Give me the sauce! 1794 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:29,960 How are you, Bunty? 1795 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:32,800 Why are you laughing? 1796 01:25:33,520 --> 01:25:34,840 Mom, forget him. 1797 01:25:34,920 --> 01:25:37,040 He's crazy. He's always grinning like an idiot. 1798 01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:38,040 What happened? 1799 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:41,040 You are really useless, Sunny. 1800 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:42,400 What happened? 1801 01:25:42,480 --> 01:25:44,600 He was supposed to turn the tap like this, 1802 01:25:44,680 --> 01:25:45,960 but he turned it the other way. 1803 01:25:46,040 --> 01:25:48,520 The motor was on, and the entire place is drenched. 1804 01:25:49,360 --> 01:25:51,560 Did you talk to Mom about the wedding? 1805 01:25:51,840 --> 01:25:54,480 Please try to understand the situation. 1806 01:25:56,440 --> 01:25:57,400 I said yes. 1807 01:25:57,760 --> 01:25:58,720 What? 1808 01:25:58,800 --> 01:26:01,360 But, Priya, first you need to get divorced. 1809 01:26:01,440 --> 01:26:03,040 I'll marry you only if you're divorced. 1810 01:26:03,120 --> 01:26:03,920 What? 1811 01:26:09,400 --> 01:26:10,520 What nonsense? 1812 01:26:10,600 --> 01:26:12,320 -Have you lost your mind? -Shut up! 1813 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,040 Your mom is leaving your dad. 1814 01:26:16,320 --> 01:26:17,320 You're... 1815 01:26:17,680 --> 01:26:19,080 marrying him? 1816 01:26:19,560 --> 01:26:20,600 Are you crazy? 1817 01:26:20,680 --> 01:26:23,080 I was trying to come up with an excuse to not get married. 1818 01:26:23,160 --> 01:26:25,000 Take this idiot outside. He's crazy. 1819 01:26:26,200 --> 01:26:27,600 You've betrayed me! 1820 01:26:29,280 --> 01:26:31,280 -Come with me! -Get lost. 1821 01:26:32,360 --> 01:26:33,280 He's crazy. 1822 01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:34,840 Enough of this. 1823 01:26:36,120 --> 01:26:38,200 I was trying to come up with an excuse to not get married... 1824 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,800 and I couldn't think of any other name. 1825 01:26:39,880 --> 01:26:41,160 I took Bunty's name. 1826 01:26:42,200 --> 01:26:43,560 Yeah, that's alright. 1827 01:26:43,880 --> 01:26:46,000 But you told Mom that you'll get married. 1828 01:26:46,480 --> 01:26:47,280 -Right? -Yes. 1829 01:26:47,880 --> 01:26:50,200 But who are you going to marry? Me or Lisper? 1830 01:26:50,360 --> 01:26:51,400 You, of course. 1831 01:26:51,480 --> 01:26:52,560 Me, of course. 1832 01:26:53,040 --> 01:26:54,480 My heart was starting to sink. 1833 01:26:58,640 --> 01:27:00,120 Once we wrap this up... 1834 01:27:00,720 --> 01:27:02,920 I will divorce you. 1835 01:27:03,040 --> 01:27:05,680 Yeah, it's alright. But we need to prepare for the wedding. 1836 01:27:05,920 --> 01:27:09,160 Talk to Mr. Goldie, and invite a some people. We need a crowd. 1837 01:27:09,240 --> 01:27:10,760 It should look like a wedding. 1838 01:27:10,880 --> 01:27:12,560 Sometimes, I wonder... 1839 01:27:12,720 --> 01:27:14,120 if this is really my house. 1840 01:27:15,240 --> 01:27:16,040 What happened? 1841 01:27:16,120 --> 01:27:17,240 What do you mean? 1842 01:27:17,720 --> 01:27:19,520 You're installing Doordarshan upstairs. 1843 01:27:19,600 --> 01:27:21,360 You're hosting a wedding down here. 1844 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:23,920 It's a small function. 1845 01:27:24,000 --> 01:27:25,280 It's not even real. 1846 01:27:25,760 --> 01:27:27,320 Please do it for me. 1847 01:27:27,400 --> 01:27:28,760 What do you want me to do? 1848 01:27:29,280 --> 01:27:31,840 How are you gonna get the relatives from 1989? 1849 01:27:32,280 --> 01:27:33,120 Well... 1850 01:27:33,640 --> 01:27:34,560 you can be a guest. 1851 01:27:34,640 --> 01:27:35,520 Did you forget? 1852 01:27:35,600 --> 01:27:38,160 Auntie has asked you to stay away from me. 1853 01:27:38,800 --> 01:27:40,000 I am sure you used to hit on girls! 1854 01:27:40,080 --> 01:27:41,280 That's the reason she wants him to stay away. 1855 01:27:41,360 --> 01:27:42,840 Yes, I did once. 1856 01:27:42,920 --> 01:27:44,040 I am still paying for it. 1857 01:27:44,880 --> 01:27:45,680 Brother... 1858 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:46,720 I don't care about him. 1859 01:27:46,800 --> 01:27:48,040 Me and Twinkle will definitely be there! 1860 01:27:48,120 --> 01:27:49,440 -Twinkle is not going! -Why? 1861 01:27:49,520 --> 01:27:53,240 His son could end up marrying my daughter at his wedding. 1862 01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:54,240 Come on. 1863 01:27:54,880 --> 01:27:55,800 I will come! 1864 01:27:56,840 --> 01:27:57,640 How? 1865 01:27:57,840 --> 01:27:59,040 How will you face her? 1866 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:00,880 She doesn't like you! 1867 01:28:00,960 --> 01:28:02,920 -She knows everything. -Of course. 1868 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:04,840 All these things can be managed. 1869 01:28:04,920 --> 01:28:07,800 I want you and Twinkle to be there. For my mother's sake. 1870 01:28:08,000 --> 01:28:08,960 For the emotions. 1871 01:28:09,560 --> 01:28:11,320 And you for the sake of your daughter. 1872 01:28:11,400 --> 01:28:12,360 And for me as well. 1873 01:28:12,440 --> 01:28:14,480 Okay, wait. Let me think about how I can show up. 1874 01:28:14,560 --> 01:28:16,800 Think. I'll think about how to invite our relatives. 1875 01:28:16,880 --> 01:28:18,080 How will you face her? 1876 01:28:18,160 --> 01:28:19,400 She doesn't like you! 1877 01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:31,000 She's wearing a netted top Look at the way she moves 1878 01:28:31,080 --> 01:28:35,400 Everyone applauds, Girls rejoice when they watch her dance 1879 01:28:35,480 --> 01:28:39,840 She's wearing a netted top Look at the way she moves 1880 01:28:39,920 --> 01:28:44,480 Everyone applauds, Girls rejoice when they watch her dance 1881 01:28:53,200 --> 01:28:57,640 Your henna design And your earrings are beautiful 1882 01:28:57,720 --> 01:29:01,920 The embellishments on your veil Have the moon hiding its face 1883 01:29:02,000 --> 01:29:06,240 Your henna design And your earrings are beautiful 1884 01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:11,160 The embellishments on your veil Have the moon hiding its face 1885 01:29:11,240 --> 01:29:15,560 Today, music will be played nonstop 1886 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:19,520 Today, your beloved will hold your hand And look the best 1887 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:24,520 He is here to take you away 1888 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:27,720 He is here, my dear 1889 01:29:27,800 --> 01:29:32,000 Your beloved is here to marry you 1890 01:29:32,280 --> 01:29:36,960 He is here to fill your life with joy My dear 1891 01:29:37,040 --> 01:29:41,920 Your beloved is here to marry you 1892 01:30:00,760 --> 01:30:03,000 Looks like the moon is your fan 1893 01:30:03,080 --> 01:30:05,440 It's tough to take one's eyes off you 1894 01:30:05,520 --> 01:30:09,680 You outshine the stars 1895 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,280 Looks like the moon is your fan 1896 01:30:16,360 --> 01:30:18,760 It's tough to take one's eyes off you 1897 01:30:18,840 --> 01:30:22,360 You outshine the stars 1898 01:30:22,680 --> 01:30:25,080 It's time to bid your friends goodbye 1899 01:30:25,160 --> 01:30:31,480 It's time to leave with me This is what the music tells you 1900 01:30:31,800 --> 01:30:36,040 Your dress and hairdo are beautiful 1901 01:30:36,240 --> 01:30:40,880 You are so beautiful that Everyone keeps staring at you 1902 01:30:40,960 --> 01:30:45,280 Today, music will be played nonstop 1903 01:30:45,360 --> 01:30:49,240 Today, your beloved will hold your hand And look the best 1904 01:30:49,320 --> 01:30:52,000 He is here to take you away 1905 01:30:52,080 --> 01:30:55,960 He is here, my dear 1906 01:30:56,040 --> 01:31:01,960 Your beloved is here to marry you 1907 01:31:02,040 --> 01:31:06,680 He is here to fill your life with joy 1908 01:31:06,760 --> 01:31:11,440 Your beloved is here to marry you 1909 01:31:28,280 --> 01:31:32,680 She's wearing a netted top Look at the way she moves 1910 01:31:32,760 --> 01:31:37,320 Everyone applauds, Girls rejoice when they watch her dance 1911 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:50,720 Hey, you fool. 1912 01:31:51,200 --> 01:31:52,400 Idiot! 1913 01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,200 You're drinking all alone! 1914 01:31:54,320 --> 01:31:56,280 Who's gonna fix me a drink? 1915 01:31:56,360 --> 01:31:58,080 Sorry, Auntie. I forgot about you. 1916 01:31:58,160 --> 01:31:59,240 Idiot. 1917 01:32:00,040 --> 01:32:01,320 Do your bloody job. 1918 01:32:02,720 --> 01:32:05,360 I'll tell Chiku to deduct your salary... 1919 01:32:06,400 --> 01:32:07,960 if you don't focus on your job. 1920 01:32:09,280 --> 01:32:10,120 Mom. 1921 01:32:10,520 --> 01:32:11,440 -Shit. -Mom. 1922 01:32:13,160 --> 01:32:15,160 -Mom, are you asleep? -No. 1923 01:32:15,240 --> 01:32:18,680 Harder. Harder. 1924 01:32:19,600 --> 01:32:21,840 -What are you doing here? -Giving her a massage. 1925 01:32:21,920 --> 01:32:24,840 I called him! 1926 01:32:25,160 --> 01:32:27,800 My feet are hurting. 1927 01:32:28,640 --> 01:32:29,720 Give her a proper massage. 1928 01:32:29,800 --> 01:32:31,080 Harder. Harder. 1929 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,280 Did you have your dinner, Mom? 1930 01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:41,080 Are you going to Billo's room? 1931 01:32:41,800 --> 01:32:42,800 Yeah. 1932 01:32:44,400 --> 01:32:45,360 You-- 1933 01:32:46,080 --> 01:32:47,120 Calm down. 1934 01:32:47,440 --> 01:32:48,680 Don't get too excited. 1935 01:32:48,760 --> 01:32:53,120 I mean, we Punjabi's tend to get overexcited. 1936 01:32:53,200 --> 01:32:54,480 Come here. 1937 01:32:55,360 --> 01:32:58,440 -Just be careful and be calm. -Okay, Mom. 1938 01:32:58,920 --> 01:33:01,600 We wouldn't be in this position if he could be calm. 1939 01:33:01,920 --> 01:33:03,600 Mom, may I leave? 1940 01:33:04,680 --> 01:33:05,520 Go. 1941 01:33:06,280 --> 01:33:07,520 "May I leave?" 1942 01:33:08,800 --> 01:33:10,640 You seem to be in a hurry! 1943 01:33:10,760 --> 01:33:11,600 Why? 1944 01:33:11,680 --> 01:33:14,960 You're forgetting your mom's love and her blessings. 1945 01:33:17,280 --> 01:33:18,920 Mom, what's that stink? 1946 01:33:21,480 --> 01:33:23,320 It happens, son. 1947 01:33:23,400 --> 01:33:25,640 Go on, Billo is waiting for you. 1948 01:33:25,720 --> 01:33:27,760 -Go, go on. -Yes, yes... 1949 01:33:28,160 --> 01:33:29,960 -Go! And close the door. -Yes, Mom. 1950 01:33:30,320 --> 01:33:31,200 Yes, yes... 1951 01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:33,240 -The door. -Yes. 1952 01:33:34,080 --> 01:33:35,920 -Take care. -Oh, God! 1953 01:33:36,040 --> 01:33:36,920 Oh, God! 1954 01:33:37,000 --> 01:33:38,560 Stop massaging my feet! 1955 01:33:38,640 --> 01:33:39,480 Take this. 1956 01:33:39,560 --> 01:33:41,880 And fix me a drink quickly. 1957 01:33:42,320 --> 01:33:43,200 Listen... 1958 01:33:43,720 --> 01:33:46,480 fix me a strong one. 1959 01:33:47,600 --> 01:33:50,440 Auntie, I am scared. 1960 01:33:50,520 --> 01:33:51,840 What if he walks in on us? 1961 01:33:51,960 --> 01:33:54,320 Don't be scared. Don't be scared. 1962 01:33:54,800 --> 01:33:58,440 He won't be coming back. He's busy. 1963 01:33:58,600 --> 01:34:01,920 He won't even miss his mother anymore. 1964 01:34:04,240 --> 01:34:08,320 Chiku weds Billo. 1965 01:34:10,400 --> 01:34:11,600 Are you out of your mind? 1966 01:34:12,040 --> 01:34:12,960 Do your job. 1967 01:34:13,040 --> 01:34:14,000 I've done it! 1968 01:34:14,400 --> 01:34:15,400 See? 1969 01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,280 Chiku weds Billo. 1970 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:21,720 What have you written? 1971 01:34:22,080 --> 01:34:24,360 Chiku weds... Billo. 1972 01:34:24,440 --> 01:34:25,440 Who wrote this? 1973 01:34:25,520 --> 01:34:26,720 I wrote it! 1974 01:34:26,800 --> 01:34:27,760 Is it wrong? 1975 01:34:27,840 --> 01:34:29,680 -That's nice. Great. -Great? 1976 01:34:29,760 --> 01:34:31,240 No, I mean... 1977 01:34:31,760 --> 01:34:33,320 Please leave. What are you doing here? 1978 01:34:33,400 --> 01:34:35,040 Why are you worried? 1979 01:34:35,120 --> 01:34:36,600 It's just your wedding night. 1980 01:34:36,840 --> 01:34:39,000 You're lucky to celebrate it the second time. 1981 01:34:40,240 --> 01:34:41,600 Doesn't he have to go home? 1982 01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:43,120 He is leaving. 1983 01:34:43,200 --> 01:34:44,880 -He has worked really hard! -Exactly! 1984 01:34:44,960 --> 01:34:46,640 The least you could do is thank him. 1985 01:34:46,720 --> 01:34:47,880 I worked really hard. 1986 01:34:47,960 --> 01:34:49,120 Thank you, brother. 1987 01:34:49,800 --> 01:34:50,960 Please, take him away. 1988 01:34:55,880 --> 01:34:58,520 Uncle, just call me if you need a glass of milk. 1989 01:34:58,600 --> 01:35:00,040 Get out. 1990 01:35:00,240 --> 01:35:02,120 -Come on. -You seem to be in a hurry! 1991 01:35:02,760 --> 01:35:05,400 The mess I am in, a glass of milk won't help. 1992 01:35:08,920 --> 01:35:10,720 -This chapter's over. -Done. Over. 1993 01:35:11,960 --> 01:35:12,880 Thanks, Lisper. 1994 01:35:13,240 --> 01:35:15,240 You helped me a lot today. 1995 01:35:15,960 --> 01:35:17,880 What do you mean by "Thank you"? 1996 01:35:17,960 --> 01:35:20,120 You were looking really cute today, you know. 1997 01:35:21,640 --> 01:35:22,640 Come on! 1998 01:35:22,720 --> 01:35:25,200 These dicks from the bank are calling me at night! 1999 01:35:26,080 --> 01:35:27,880 Forget it. Hang up. 2000 01:35:33,160 --> 01:35:34,240 Priya, can I... 2001 01:35:35,560 --> 01:35:36,480 Can I say something? 2002 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:37,520 Say it. 2003 01:35:39,280 --> 01:35:40,280 I hope you won't mind. 2004 01:35:40,800 --> 01:35:42,880 Stop beating around the bush. Just say it. 2005 01:35:45,240 --> 01:35:46,680 Promise me you won't mind. 2006 01:35:46,800 --> 01:35:48,960 Just say it, Sunil. 2007 01:35:49,040 --> 01:35:50,600 This is our second chance. 2008 01:35:52,600 --> 01:35:53,480 I mean... 2009 01:35:54,720 --> 01:35:58,800 I mean, this is our second shot at a wedding night, so if you wanna-- 2010 01:35:58,880 --> 01:36:00,600 Listen to me. 2011 01:36:02,720 --> 01:36:03,800 Idiot! 2012 01:36:04,320 --> 01:36:06,040 I told him to stay calm! 2013 01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:07,760 It was just a request. 2014 01:36:12,480 --> 01:36:13,760 Calm down! Calm down! 2015 01:36:14,280 --> 01:36:16,280 Auntie, do you need another drink? 2016 01:36:16,800 --> 01:36:17,640 Shut up. 2017 01:36:17,720 --> 01:36:19,680 You're in a hurry, they are in a hurry. 2018 01:36:20,040 --> 01:36:21,000 Calm down! 2019 01:36:25,040 --> 01:36:27,400 Curse him. Bloody fool! 2020 01:36:28,040 --> 01:36:30,760 I told him to stay calm and handle his excitement! 2021 01:36:31,120 --> 01:36:33,080 Come on! I need a drink! 2022 01:36:38,520 --> 01:36:40,320 You're forgetting everything, Priya. 2023 01:36:41,280 --> 01:36:42,880 I used to be your Chiku, remember. 2024 01:36:43,880 --> 01:36:44,800 Wait a second. 2025 01:37:00,920 --> 01:37:03,760 Your favorite, Maine Pyaar Kiya. 2026 01:37:04,560 --> 01:37:07,760 Remember how we skipped school and watched this movie at Chanakyapuri. 2027 01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:12,280 You still have it? 2028 01:37:13,240 --> 01:37:15,360 I am used to keeping your memories close. 2029 01:37:18,640 --> 01:37:21,920 But now that we're getting divorced, I thought I should return it. 2030 01:37:23,960 --> 01:37:26,080 I don't want to keep your memories anymore. 2031 01:37:26,680 --> 01:37:28,160 They hurt. 2032 01:37:31,160 --> 01:37:32,640 I may be a little hot-headed. 2033 01:37:34,040 --> 01:37:36,280 I talk a lot, I snore. 2034 01:37:37,520 --> 01:37:38,800 I may be irritating as well. 2035 01:37:40,160 --> 01:37:41,160 But you know what... 2036 01:37:42,640 --> 01:37:43,800 I miss you. 2037 01:37:44,120 --> 01:37:45,600 I cannot live without you. 2038 01:37:47,800 --> 01:37:49,200 That is all I have to say. 2039 01:37:49,920 --> 01:37:51,200 You know what, Sunil? 2040 01:37:52,120 --> 01:37:53,000 What? 2041 01:37:53,320 --> 01:37:55,280 What is the biggest reason for a divorce? 2042 01:37:57,760 --> 01:37:59,240 -What? -Marriage. 2043 01:38:00,760 --> 01:38:03,000 No marriage. No divorce. 2044 01:38:04,920 --> 01:38:08,680 We will no longer be husband and wife. 2045 01:38:09,000 --> 01:38:10,040 What? 2046 01:38:10,960 --> 01:38:12,320 We'll be friends. 2047 01:38:13,240 --> 01:38:15,680 -Give me a chance. -Like in school? 2048 01:38:16,520 --> 01:38:17,400 Yes. 2049 01:38:30,320 --> 01:38:32,040 I can't live without you either. 2050 01:38:32,360 --> 01:38:33,240 Really? 2051 01:38:35,040 --> 01:38:36,160 So, no divorce? 2052 01:38:38,840 --> 01:38:39,640 Come on. 2053 01:38:41,320 --> 01:38:42,560 Let's get some sleep. 2054 01:38:43,960 --> 01:38:45,200 We've work to do tomorrow. 2055 01:38:46,600 --> 01:38:47,520 Really? 2056 01:38:48,200 --> 01:38:49,560 How can we just sleep? 2057 01:38:49,880 --> 01:38:52,760 I am not letting go of a second shot at our wedding night! 2058 01:38:53,520 --> 01:38:56,200 You are great. 2059 01:38:59,920 --> 01:39:04,320 Who was that girl in the orange suit? 2060 01:39:04,680 --> 01:39:07,200 Don't be shy. 2061 01:39:07,480 --> 01:39:08,680 Her name is Twinkle. 2062 01:39:10,680 --> 01:39:12,040 I love her. 2063 01:39:12,600 --> 01:39:14,200 Nice! 2064 01:39:14,400 --> 01:39:15,280 Great! 2065 01:39:20,280 --> 01:39:21,160 Hey! 2066 01:39:21,640 --> 01:39:24,640 You stupid fool... 2067 01:39:26,080 --> 01:39:31,240 She is a princess and you are a pauper. 2068 01:39:31,320 --> 01:39:34,160 -Grandma! -I'm not your grandma! 2069 01:39:34,320 --> 01:39:35,640 Auntie, you're my grandma. 2070 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:41,040 And that girl in the orange suit is Goldie's daughter. 2071 01:39:42,200 --> 01:39:43,600 Who's Goldie? 2072 01:39:43,680 --> 01:39:46,120 The guy who dressed up as a eunuch yesterday. 2073 01:39:47,520 --> 01:39:48,800 The one who was clapping. 2074 01:39:49,520 --> 01:39:51,880 Your son's best friend. 2075 01:39:52,040 --> 01:39:54,000 The one you've asked him to stay away from! 2076 01:39:54,080 --> 01:39:54,960 Shut up. 2077 01:39:55,320 --> 01:39:58,400 He is not a friend. 2078 01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:04,720 -His mouth stinks. Stinks like hell. -Really? 2079 01:40:05,320 --> 01:40:08,440 He smokes cigarettes. I saw it with my own eyes. 2080 01:40:08,600 --> 01:40:09,480 Really? 2081 01:40:10,040 --> 01:40:12,800 And he hits on girls! 2082 01:40:13,280 --> 01:40:15,040 He harasses them. 2083 01:40:15,120 --> 01:40:16,480 He flirts with them. 2084 01:40:16,560 --> 01:40:18,280 Flirts with them? 2085 01:40:18,480 --> 01:40:21,080 If I talk to his daughter... 2086 01:40:21,280 --> 01:40:22,680 he turns into a villain. 2087 01:40:23,000 --> 01:40:26,880 "I will kill you. Slice you. Do this, do that." 2088 01:40:27,040 --> 01:40:28,400 -You do one thing. -Okay. 2089 01:40:29,520 --> 01:40:33,840 Just kill that bloody villain. 2090 01:40:33,960 --> 01:40:35,880 Kill him. 2091 01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:37,080 Of course, Grandma. 2092 01:40:37,320 --> 01:40:38,120 Oh, God. 2093 01:40:38,200 --> 01:40:39,440 Give me a hand. 2094 01:40:39,520 --> 01:40:40,320 I-- 2095 01:40:41,840 --> 01:40:44,240 I am a little confused. 2096 01:40:45,800 --> 01:40:50,160 Goldie isn't even married! 2097 01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:52,600 How does he have a daughter? 2098 01:40:52,960 --> 01:40:55,720 That's the game you are not aware of! 2099 01:40:56,360 --> 01:41:00,040 My papa lied to you so well, you will never believe it. 2100 01:41:00,120 --> 01:41:02,560 Just tell me one thing. 2101 01:41:02,880 --> 01:41:05,400 I'll tell you everything, Grandma. 2102 01:41:05,560 --> 01:41:06,960 You promise, you'll tell me everything? 2103 01:41:07,040 --> 01:41:09,800 I promise, Grandma, I will tell you everything. 2104 01:41:11,520 --> 01:41:13,160 Who is Bimla? 2105 01:41:20,000 --> 01:41:21,320 Idiot. 2106 01:41:23,000 --> 01:41:25,920 He must be dreaming about Bimla. 2107 01:41:31,000 --> 01:41:32,360 Stupid fool. 2108 01:41:33,520 --> 01:41:35,160 Stupid fool. 2109 01:41:44,240 --> 01:41:45,200 Hey! 2110 01:41:49,320 --> 01:41:50,160 Hey! 2111 01:41:51,920 --> 01:41:55,600 He looks like he passed out last night! 2112 01:41:56,200 --> 01:41:57,360 Hey, wake up! 2113 01:42:01,160 --> 01:42:04,280 Hail Goddess. 2114 01:42:06,440 --> 01:42:07,760 Yeah, I'm coming. 2115 01:42:08,640 --> 01:42:10,080 Where is everybody? 2116 01:42:10,520 --> 01:42:13,480 Oh, God! Oh, God! 2117 01:42:13,720 --> 01:42:14,960 Yeah, I'm coming! 2118 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:30,480 Yeah-- 2119 01:42:31,400 --> 01:42:32,640 I'm coming. 2120 01:42:41,360 --> 01:42:42,440 Hello, ma'am! 2121 01:42:44,480 --> 01:42:48,000 Here is Mr. Sunil's bill. 2122 01:42:49,920 --> 01:42:51,040 Please give it to him. 2123 01:42:54,000 --> 01:42:55,840 And here's today's newspaper. 2124 01:43:02,360 --> 01:43:03,280 Goodbye. 2125 01:43:05,080 --> 01:43:06,320 Goodbye. 2126 01:43:09,400 --> 01:43:10,280 What... 2127 01:43:10,600 --> 01:43:11,520 2019... 2128 01:43:44,600 --> 01:43:46,440 Hey! Where's Grandma? 2129 01:43:46,600 --> 01:43:48,000 She must be around. Take a look. 2130 01:43:51,720 --> 01:43:54,520 -Where did Grandma go last night? -I don't know. Go away. 2131 01:44:30,280 --> 01:44:31,080 Hey! 2132 01:44:31,160 --> 01:44:32,080 Where's Mom? 2133 01:44:32,160 --> 01:44:33,760 Get up. Where is she? 2134 01:45:09,720 --> 01:45:12,200 Goldie, Mom has been missing since morning. 2135 01:45:12,280 --> 01:45:13,760 I don't know where she is. 2136 01:45:20,160 --> 01:45:21,080 Mom. 2137 01:45:23,360 --> 01:45:24,520 We were looking for you! 2138 01:45:25,240 --> 01:45:26,200 Where were you? 2139 01:45:27,360 --> 01:45:29,120 I told you to not get out of bed. 2140 01:45:31,560 --> 01:45:33,160 I took too long to get up. 2141 01:45:34,200 --> 01:45:35,600 But at least I got up. 2142 01:45:37,320 --> 01:45:38,360 30 years. 2143 01:45:40,200 --> 01:45:43,800 You turned 30 years into six months. 2144 01:45:43,960 --> 01:45:45,440 I was going to tell you, Mom. 2145 01:45:45,640 --> 01:45:46,480 Good... 2146 01:45:47,120 --> 01:45:49,160 It's good that you didn't tell me. 2147 01:45:52,160 --> 01:45:54,200 The world has completely changed. 2148 01:45:54,680 --> 01:45:57,720 People don't care about relationships these days! 2149 01:45:58,480 --> 01:46:02,720 They build and end relationships on these radios-- these phones! 2150 01:46:06,600 --> 01:46:07,680 You know... 2151 01:46:09,800 --> 01:46:15,080 if someone's dying, they won't help him! 2152 01:46:15,160 --> 01:46:16,720 These idiots, they-- 2153 01:46:17,000 --> 01:46:19,960 They are more interested in clicking pictures instead. 2154 01:46:21,840 --> 01:46:24,120 No one tries to help... 2155 01:46:25,880 --> 01:46:28,520 -Auntie, I know what Sunil did was wrong. -No! 2156 01:46:29,200 --> 01:46:30,720 You shut up, Goldie. 2157 01:46:32,400 --> 01:46:36,680 I want to talk to your parents, Kamlesh and Mr. Arora. 2158 01:46:40,360 --> 01:46:41,760 They are dead, Mom. 2159 01:46:42,480 --> 01:46:43,520 They are no more. 2160 01:46:53,320 --> 01:46:54,800 That's better. 2161 01:46:56,080 --> 01:47:00,520 They would've hated this world anyway. 2162 01:47:04,560 --> 01:47:07,480 If there's anything else, tell me right now. 2163 01:47:12,080 --> 01:47:14,600 We'll tell you gradually, Mom. 2164 01:47:18,480 --> 01:47:22,360 Look at everyone standing with long faces. 2165 01:47:24,280 --> 01:47:25,280 Hey, Goldie! 2166 01:47:27,360 --> 01:47:29,280 You still smoke cigarettes, right? 2167 01:47:29,600 --> 01:47:30,800 You smoke cigarettes? 2168 01:47:30,920 --> 01:47:31,760 Shut up. 2169 01:47:32,080 --> 01:47:33,760 Try and understand the situation. 2170 01:47:33,840 --> 01:47:34,680 Hey! 2171 01:47:35,680 --> 01:47:38,440 She is your wife. Talk to her politely. 2172 01:47:42,280 --> 01:47:43,280 Bless you. 2173 01:47:46,880 --> 01:47:48,240 Yes, Mom. It's a thyroid problem. 2174 01:47:48,320 --> 01:47:49,560 What? 2175 01:47:50,200 --> 01:47:52,240 -Nothing. -Yes, it's a thyroid problem. 2176 01:47:53,840 --> 01:47:56,200 -There's something I need to tell you. -Tell me. 2177 01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:58,400 You've been mad at him all these years. 2178 01:47:58,480 --> 01:48:00,880 It wasn't Goldie who used to smoke cigarettes. 2179 01:48:00,960 --> 01:48:02,720 I used to smoke cigarettes. 2180 01:48:02,880 --> 01:48:05,920 -He was holding my cigarette-- -God! 2181 01:48:06,760 --> 01:48:08,120 I'm gonna hit you! 2182 01:48:08,200 --> 01:48:09,800 Come here, Billo. 2183 01:48:10,200 --> 01:48:11,280 Sit. 2184 01:48:12,120 --> 01:48:13,240 Tell me... 2185 01:48:13,760 --> 01:48:16,440 who did you marry? Chiku or Bunty? 2186 01:48:16,880 --> 01:48:18,680 Mom, I married Chiku. 2187 01:48:19,120 --> 01:48:22,800 And you got married again just for me? 2188 01:48:22,880 --> 01:48:24,000 Yes, Mom. 2189 01:48:24,080 --> 01:48:25,840 I am floored. 2190 01:48:25,960 --> 01:48:27,760 I am floored. 2191 01:48:28,520 --> 01:48:32,240 The two of you took care of me for the past 30 years. 2192 01:48:33,840 --> 01:48:34,920 Not me, Mom. 2193 01:48:35,360 --> 01:48:37,960 It was Sunil and these two servants. 2194 01:48:40,320 --> 01:48:41,560 These guys are servants? 2195 01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:44,560 Move! Who is she? 2196 01:48:44,640 --> 01:48:46,680 Auntie, she is my daughter. 2197 01:48:46,760 --> 01:48:47,760 Your daughter? 2198 01:48:48,160 --> 01:48:49,880 But she is having an affair with this servant. 2199 01:48:49,960 --> 01:48:52,480 Sunil, I've always warned you! 2200 01:48:52,560 --> 01:48:55,360 Just wait a minute, man! Try to understand the situation. 2201 01:48:55,760 --> 01:48:57,360 What's going on? 2202 01:48:57,480 --> 01:49:00,960 You want to let our daughters marry the servants? 2203 01:49:01,040 --> 01:49:01,880 Nonsense! 2204 01:49:02,240 --> 01:49:05,440 And he was serving me liquor all night! 2205 01:49:05,520 --> 01:49:07,720 He was drinking as well! It was some cheap liquor! 2206 01:49:07,800 --> 01:49:11,520 And he fainted as soon as I asked him about Bimla! 2207 01:49:11,600 --> 01:49:12,800 I served you alcohol, Grandma? 2208 01:49:12,880 --> 01:49:15,880 You were the one who asked me to get alcohol for you! 2209 01:49:15,960 --> 01:49:18,080 Oh, God! Goddess will curse you. 2210 01:49:18,160 --> 01:49:19,560 Stop lying! 2211 01:49:19,640 --> 01:49:20,880 Stop lying! 2212 01:49:21,720 --> 01:49:25,280 He's such a bad kid! He must be a curse to his parents! 2213 01:49:25,360 --> 01:49:27,520 Thank God! You don't have a kid like him. 2214 01:49:27,640 --> 01:49:29,920 Mom, this bad kid-- 2215 01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:31,800 Come here, Sweety. These are my children. 2216 01:49:32,200 --> 01:49:34,600 Really? They are very sweet! 2217 01:49:34,840 --> 01:49:37,280 Don't just stand there, Goldie! 2218 01:49:37,360 --> 01:49:40,200 You are very lucky to have a son-in-law like him. 2219 01:49:42,920 --> 01:49:45,920 My sweet children! Come here! 2220 01:49:46,080 --> 01:49:50,000 -You used to cook for me? -Yes, Grandma. 2221 01:49:50,080 --> 01:49:50,880 Liar! 2222 01:49:50,960 --> 01:49:53,160 Grandma, she used to get it from the restaurant next door. 2223 01:49:53,240 --> 01:49:54,960 These kids are useless! 2224 01:49:59,520 --> 01:50:02,080 Sunil, please pay some more rent, man! 2225 01:50:05,120 --> 01:50:06,240 Guess what I got for you. 2226 01:50:06,320 --> 01:50:07,240 Is it a new book? 2227 01:50:12,040 --> 01:50:12,840 What is it? 2228 01:50:12,920 --> 01:50:14,680 This is the latest version of Bimla's stories on DVD. 2229 01:50:14,760 --> 01:50:15,600 Really? 2230 01:50:15,680 --> 01:50:18,200 We've only studied theory so far. Now it's time to watch the real stuff! 2231 01:50:18,280 --> 01:50:20,480 I've changed the name. Nobody will know. 2232 01:50:27,080 --> 01:50:29,600 I want to watch Ramayan. 2233 01:50:29,840 --> 01:50:31,320 How am I supposed to get Ramayan? 2234 01:50:31,400 --> 01:50:33,000 I'll have to go all the way to Palika Market! 2235 01:50:33,080 --> 01:50:34,400 We have it. Do you want me to get it? 2236 01:50:34,480 --> 01:50:35,400 -What? -Great! 2237 01:50:36,200 --> 01:50:37,240 Get it. 2238 01:50:37,640 --> 01:50:39,800 Your children are smarter than you are! 2239 01:50:39,880 --> 01:50:41,160 -You're a fool. -I work very hard-- 2240 01:50:41,240 --> 01:50:43,440 Grandma, your "Girl in the orange dress" is here. 2241 01:50:43,560 --> 01:50:44,480 Come in. 2242 01:50:45,000 --> 01:50:46,960 Come in, my child. 2243 01:50:47,120 --> 01:50:48,520 You're so sweet. 2244 01:50:52,880 --> 01:50:54,480 Goldie will kill us. What are you doing? 2245 01:50:54,560 --> 01:50:55,440 Shut up! 2246 01:50:55,920 --> 01:50:58,480 I will handle Goldie. I know everything! 2247 01:50:58,560 --> 01:51:00,120 I will talk to him! 2248 01:51:01,440 --> 01:51:02,800 Grandma, here's the DVD! 2249 01:51:02,880 --> 01:51:04,200 Great! Let's watch it! 2250 01:51:04,280 --> 01:51:05,600 -Move. -Come on, guys! 2251 01:51:05,680 --> 01:51:06,840 What are we watching? 2252 01:51:07,880 --> 01:51:09,360 I found it under your bed. 2253 01:51:09,760 --> 01:51:10,600 Wait... 2254 01:51:11,240 --> 01:51:12,600 Come on, Mom! 2255 01:51:13,800 --> 01:51:15,960 -BIMLA'S STORIES. -Bimla, my dear, you're really beautiful! 2256 01:51:16,040 --> 01:51:17,400 Beautiful! Beautiful! 2257 01:51:17,480 --> 01:51:19,320 -Bimla is here as well! -Grandma! 2258 01:51:19,400 --> 01:51:22,640 -Sorry for the interruption! -I will break his legs-- 2259 01:51:23,400 --> 01:51:24,200 What was my line? 2260 01:51:24,280 --> 01:51:25,720 I was right in front of you, sir! 2261 01:51:25,800 --> 01:51:27,120 I don't know... 2262 01:51:27,280 --> 01:51:29,000 What am I supposed to do with these kids? 2263 01:51:29,080 --> 01:51:29,880 What should I do? 2264 01:51:29,960 --> 01:51:32,000 Bro, what are my lines? 2265 01:51:34,440 --> 01:51:36,280 Why are you in a hurry? 2266 01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:37,520 Stand here! 2267 01:51:37,600 --> 01:51:39,480 Just get off the bike. Why are you getting emotional? 2268 01:51:39,560 --> 01:51:40,720 -I got off the bike. -She is my wife not yours. 2269 01:51:40,800 --> 01:51:42,560 -But the bike-- -The bike goes away. 2270 01:51:42,640 --> 01:51:43,840 You get off and you go there. 2271 01:51:43,920 --> 01:51:45,200 -That's it. -Okay, got it. 2272 01:51:47,560 --> 01:51:48,720 When will you go? 2273 01:51:48,800 --> 01:51:49,600 Got it. 2274 01:51:51,880 --> 01:51:53,960 Let them honk. Come on. 2275 01:51:54,280 --> 01:51:55,760 Someone please say, "Action". 2276 01:51:56,760 --> 01:51:57,640 Brother... 2277 01:52:00,360 --> 01:52:02,000 -Did you forget? -What was my line? 2278 01:52:02,080 --> 01:52:04,960 Shit! I did it again! 2279 01:52:05,920 --> 01:52:07,120 Please get him some tea. 2280 01:52:08,440 --> 01:52:09,240 Oh, shit. 2281 01:52:09,320 --> 01:52:10,200 It was good, 2282 01:52:10,280 --> 01:52:11,200 -just don't laugh. -Oh, God! 2283 01:52:11,280 --> 01:52:12,600 It was good, just don't laugh. 2284 01:52:12,680 --> 01:52:14,360 Will he let me go if I tell him the truth? 2285 01:52:14,440 --> 01:52:15,240 Tell me. 2286 01:52:18,080 --> 01:52:19,560 Let's do another take. 2287 01:52:20,680 --> 01:52:23,600 -Don't hit him! -Mind your language! 2288 01:52:23,680 --> 01:52:25,240 -What do you mean by that? -Hey! Stop! 2289 01:52:25,320 --> 01:52:27,080 They are right here. Take a look! 2290 01:52:27,160 --> 01:52:27,960 Come on. 2291 01:52:28,040 --> 01:52:31,000 What was the line? Let's do it again. 2292 01:52:32,960 --> 01:52:36,040 He doesn't listen to me. Let's just cut this! 2293 01:52:37,200 --> 01:52:44,080 If you listen to me, all your problems will be solved. 2294 01:52:45,480 --> 01:52:47,080 Now, these guys won't say "Cut". 2295 01:52:47,320 --> 01:52:48,520 -They won't! -They never do! 2296 01:52:49,920 --> 01:52:50,720 Great. 148587