Original subtitles

How are you, Bhasskar?

[Sighs]

How come you are in Banaras?

Why? Can't I come to Banaras?

I can't leave my studies because of my romance with you.

[Pakhi] I came today morning.

Mishra said you slept at five in the morning.

Will wake up late.

I am waiting since then.

What about your four brothers?

I have compromised with them.

They wanted to be the village headman and I wanted freedom.

So, I sorted it out. So, I sorted it out.

Will you have tea?

No, I will not drink tea.

Tea...

I heard from Mishraji,

that instead of tea you have started drinking something else.

Okay, enough, Bhasskar. Wake up.

Brush your teeth, I will get tea for you.

Hmm.

Come on, wake up.

Okay, I am waking up.

Come on, Bhasskar, enough. Wake up.

- I will fall off. - I will push you off,

come on, get up. Wake up.

Forcing me.

Was anyone here?

Yes, Rohan got your courier.

[Sighs]

[Sighs]

I have hidden all the liquor.

[Cupboard closes]

- [Pakhi] Bhasskar. - [Bhasskar] Leave me.

Can't you understand?

I don't want to play games with you.

Why are you doing me favours?

My heart is still there where it was.

The pain is still there. And maybe love too.

I know.

[Pakhi] I know everything Bhasskar.

I also know, what Vidhi had asked you.

Bhasskar, I don't know the difference between sex and love.

- But I can give you everything. - I don't want anything.

I couldn't manage what I had.

And I don't want your love of sympathy.

If you can give me anything, then please give me peace.

- Don't you greet? - Greetings.

- Did you find out, where Rohini lives? - No.

Bloody spy.

A good detective is like a cloud.

Walks along with its target.

Nobody can f**k around with a good spy.

Just like nobody can mess with the clouds.

Why? Because the cloud changes its shape.

Bloody, behaving like a detective in Banaras.

Yes, Rohan.

Bhasskar has just left on his bike.

On his bike? Where did he go?

- How do I know? - Follow him.

He is on a bike, and I am walking.

You are a bloody f**ker of the best kind.

Run and follow him.

I will meet you at the street square.

Okay.

I am taking your bike and going.

What will I do?

Anyway, you are doing nothing.

Quit living in Banaras. Bloody f**ker.

[Traffic sound]

- [Rohan] Oh no! - [Traffic sound]

- Bloody f**ker. - Brother.

- Where did he go? - This way.

Come on, sit.

Must have gone towards that.

Hurry up, he wouldn't have reached far.

- Cut lanes. - Should I fly the bike?

I am just telling you to hurry up.

What clothes was he wearing? What colour shirt was it?

Lining colour.

Bloody, is lining a colour?

Bloody f**ker. What kind of lining was it?

Vertical lines.

No horizontal.

[Traffic sound]

[Mishra] There is a fork in the road.

Manduadih and Anepur.

- Where can he go? - [Rohan] Must have gone to Manduadih.

If he had to go there, he would have gone a year back.

Baba was right.

Bhasskar will be screwed in 2020.

Pakhi Chowdhury or Vidhi Pandey.

Vidhi Pandey, bloody f**ker,

Tie her. He just won't give up.

[Knocking door]

[Knocking door]

Have you come to my door, directly after an MBA degree?

The door is open.

Come in.

Sit down.

[Prostitute] Fine.

Lie down.

Come on.

[Prostitute] How would you prefer? Lights on or off?

Lights off.

What's wrong?

[Crying]

[Prostitute] Why are you crying?

Is it your first time?

Are you a virgin?

What is there to cry about?

[Crying]

Listen, you should confess everything to a doctor,

lawyer and a prostitute.

You will feel better.

[Sniff]

Actually...

In my entire life I have never been...

...a revolutionary because of emotions.

But then a girl came into my life.

And I had a genuine love for her.

Every moment spent with her, I used to feel like...

...I was alive.

I felt alive.

She used to keep telling me.

Tripathi, I love you a lot.

But now she wants to marry someone else.

I tried a lot.

To convince her. I pleaded to her.

But no...

Instead, she looked into my eyes and said.

That she has had sex with him.

I still love her.

She lied to me.

There was never any love.

[Prostitute] There is a lot of difference between love and sex.

Sex is with the body and love...

...is from the heart.

Do you get it?

Look.

A man doesn't become good or bad by having sex.

Yes.

The man doesn't become evil.

Absolutely.

Okay, I am going.

Thank you very much.

Hey, listen.

- Yes. - [Prostitute] I think the girl is fooling you.

Ask me why?

- Why? - Because those who want to f**k...

...will hide it and not brag that I have f**ked.

She could have had sex, without telling you.

Understand?

[Traffic sound]

[Bhasskar] Stop here.

- [Car door opens] - Will be back.

[Car door closes]

[Inaudible]

Is Keshav there?

[Inaudible]

Let me talk.

That day, you had asked me a question.

I have come to answer that.

She had asked me, that do I still love her,

even if she had sex with you?

So, the answer is...

That I still do.

Though I am late.

But a wise person taught me a great lesson.

Sex is very superficial.

Only external.

And love.

Is extremely deep.

Sex is only physical.

But love...

...is spiritual.

From the soul.

If I truly love you,

then by you having sex with someone,

it will not increase or decrease.

The thought is regressive.

Which arises such questions.

Anyways. Let us have closure.

Conclusion.

I will not be able to do this.

You are okay by yourself, Vidhi Pandey.

The Bhasskar Tripathi that you know.

Isn't there anymore.

I am leaving.

By the way.

You make a good couple.

[Bhasskar] Congratulations.

Is it necessary to go?

You could wait at least till Bhasskar gets back.

[Mishra] Pakhi.

We just became friends.

[Phone ringing]

Yes, Bindu, I was coming to you now.

[Bindu] Warden has called you to the hostel right now.

Okay, I will be there.

[Pakhi] Sorry, I robbed your money. I was very fond of gambling.

So, I stole for it.

But good news is that, I won a lot.

So, returning your money with interest.

[Vidhi] Pack the desserts.

Hi Vidhi.

Did you recognize me?

I am Naina.

Are you Keshav's Naina?

Wow, he perfectly knows you.

You speak honestly and directly.

[Naina] I like that.

How are the wedding preparations going on?

They are going well.

[Vidhi] Hoping you will not create a scene on the wedding day.

Vidhi, you have totally misunderstood me.

[Naina] I am done with Keshav, since long.

I have a new boyfriend.

Will introduce you.

Come here.

What name have I given you?

Rebound Deepak.

Thank you.

Bring the car, and I will come.

What is rebound Deepak?

Had to recover from Keshav. So rebound Deepak.

Okay, it is good to hear, that you have moved on.

It does pain.

But I have Deepak, keeps me occupied.

Thank you.

He loves you a lot.

I know, that's why I am marrying him.

No. I wasn't talking about him.

[Message pop up] Your visa request has been processed,

please click on the link below for details.

- Hello. - [Pakhi] Hello.

I am going to Canada.

I don't know when I will return.

Please take care.

Though Mishraji and Rohan are there.

With you.

Will meet again in another life.

Then dive with me into the river Ganga.

Pakhi, I...

[Applause]

Welcome to Mishralogy.

Thank you to all who come in such huge numbers, as always.

Today Mishra will not speak in Mishralogy.

Why?

For the first time in Mishralogy,

we have with us a great excellency.

I cannot do full justice by introducing his body of work.

Without much ado.

I would like to call on stage. My bosom friends.

The pride of Banaras, Purvanchal, Allahabad,

Awadh Pradesh, Bundelkhand. My favourite.

Bhasskar Tripathi.

[Rohan] Wow. Brother.

[Applause]

- [Giggling] - Come.

Round of Applause.

[Clapping]

I will be the audience today.

[Applause]

[Throat clearing]

My name is Bhasskar Tripathi.

[Message pop up]

I am not only a writer.

But those who know me personally know,

that I don't speak a lot.

Today, Mishra has called me on stage so lovingly.

So, I think I should talk.

And express from my heart.

Speak up, dear.

What I am going to say is...

...I think I should divide it into three parts.

First, what happened to me.

Second, why it happened.

[Bhasskar] And thirdly, why did I let that happen?

Before we move ahead.

I want to introduce you to two girls.

[Bhasskar] The first one, born in a staunch Hindu family.

Secretly ate eggs from the hawkers of Allahabad.

Vidhi.

- Where are you going? - I am going.

[Bhasskar] The other,

had nothing except dreams of going abroad...

...and sports shoes in her Cupboard.

Both are amazing characters, I tell you.

They both changed my way of thinking.

The one who secretly ate eggs.

She taught me the ways of love in life.

What do you guys call it? First love.

It was that.

- [Inaudible] - Our relationship was less.

But we had more of a situationship.

I mean, I would always do something.

[Bhasskar] Which I never intended to do.

It would...

...just happen.

[Bhasskar] And because of this situationship...

...I met the girl who wore shoes.

There wasn't any love between us.

But we were alike.

Wrote together.

Lived together.

Fell into trouble together.

And fell so badly that it ended at the marriage hall.

- Believe me. - [Giggling]

And who was responsible for all this?

- Our... - Situationship bro.

Absolutely right.

I never mentioned to the girl with shoes about the girl who ate eggs.

Because I did not think it was important.

And did not tell the girl who ate eggs about the girl in shoes.

Because there was nothing to say.

In retrospect, if I think of today.

Then why should I inform?

Don't I have my personal life?

Yes, of course, I definitely have.

[Bhasskar] I had many incidents with the girl in shoes.

Fell into the river. Fell from a motorbike.

Was beaten up on my birthday.

A few people came, picked me and forced me to be the groom.

Escaped from there.

[Bhasskar] IPS officer, bashed me with football.

But I saved him, when he was being beaten.

[Basskar Chuckles]

I did not know that one day,

the girl who ate eggs, would come to me and say.

I want to marry him.

But she did.

Actually,

I think, at times my timing is very wrong.

Like everywhere my bad fate would reach before me.

My dearest friend Mishra.

Had told me.

Bhasskar if your biography is ever written.

Then its title would be Virgin Bhasskar.

But no, Mishra.

I think the title should be.

Unfortunate Bhasskar.

Unfortunate.

Anyway.

Till now what I described was, what happened to me and why.

Now I will tell you, why I let it all happen.

When the egg-eating girl told me...

...she wanted to marry the IPS guy.

[Bhasskar] I tried to convince her a lot.

She didn't agree.

And a wise man had told me.

That love in Banaras, begins from the streets,

and ends at fixing the wedding tents.

Thus, it is true.

[Chuckles]

I was a silent spectator.

I supported her. Stood by her.

[Bhasskar] Now you will ask why?

Because I had understood, that I loved her happiness,

more than her.

Or in simple words.

I had reached the pinnacle of stupidity.

Whatever is the criteria for being stupid.

I had surpassed it all.

- Exceedingly. - [Giggle]

So, the title should be changed from Unfortunate Bhasskar,

to Bloody Foolish Bhasskar.

[Sighs]

But now I have understood.

I have understood that this,

self-less love.

And self-respect.

What is the thin line between them?

And one thing, I have learnt very well.

That if there is more truth than deceit in my words.

And more love than lust in my nature.

Then they will come back to my door willingly.

Begging for alms.

And then I will be standing with folded hands.

And will ask the former one.

When you knew he was the body and I am the love.

Then why are you fooling yourself?

Why don't you come back?

And the second one knows that according to a Chinese proverb.

By gifting shoes, the person goes away from life.

Then why doesn't she break the superstition.

Come back.

Please make a U-turn.

[Cab driver] Ma'am, it is time for your flight.

We will get late if we take a U-turn.

You may miss your flight.

Take a U-turn, I have left something behind.

Anyway.

As they say.

All is well, that ends well.

Mishra and Rohan,

I have promised myself.

That I will not quit.

Whatever it is,

I will not bow down.

And I will not stop.

Whatever you heard about me.

It can be my preface.

Not my end.

[Bhasskar] And this announcement.

Is not made by the foolish Bhasskar of today.

But made by the self-dependent Bhasskar of tomorrow.

Thank you.

[Cheers and Applause]

[Mouthing]

Dear Mishra.

Don't misunderstand while reading the letter.

I have not done anything wrong.

And I will never do so.

[Mishra] I had started panting, while running.

So, I want to relax a bit.

I know either Pakhi or Vidhi will come to meet you.

Before sharing things about me, serve them tea.

You don't need to worry as they have tea with less sugar.

Tell Pakhi, doomsday ends the day, love begins.

Try to convince Vidhi, that I never did anything purposely.

It just happened.

Mishra, all your life, you were my half father,

half-brother and half girlfriend.

Supported me.

I could never thank you. Forgive me for that.

Tell Rohan. You can't search for true love,

it bangs into you.

Mishra I will come back.

Try my best to become back better.

I feel like staying back now. I want to take a break.

Take care. Love, Bhasskar.

[Girl] Hi. Where are you going? Can I give you a ride?