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Father.

I am leaving.

Devendra...

I am worried about Bhasskar.

Take care of him.

It is good that Bhasskar's mom has gone on a pilgrimage.

- Had she been here. - You...

You take care of her.

I will take care of Bhasskar.

[Door opens]

[Mishra] Oh God.

Cooling three bottles of beer in the fridge.

Will get chilled in 20 minutes. Then we'll gulp it.

Hey Rohan,

keep the bottle back. And leave.

What did I do?

Don't argue with me.

When I am asking you to leave then leave.

You too.

So, are you going to drink this whole beer carton alone?

Means on the river banks, you are going to drink...

and became victorious or a conqueror?

Mishra, I don't have the time for this.

What did you say?

You don't have the time?

What are you saying?

You are a handsome young man.

Life is beautiful.

And you are saying you don't have the time?

Hey, Mishra. What are you doing?

I am watching you since morning.

I am not saying anything, because I am upset.

Now enough. Leave from here.

I want to sleep peacefully.

What? Want to sleep peacefully?

Leave. Go away from here.

[Mishra] Sleep peacefully? What do you mean, Bhasskar?

Sleep peacefully?

[Banging on door]

Bhasskar, listen.

First, he says he doesn't have time.

Then says he is tired.

Even wants to sleep peacefully.

Wants to rest in peace?

My heart is sinking.

Hope he doesn't do anything wrong.

Rohan, I am telling you something very important.

You will keep an eye on Bhasskar.

Check on him every half hour.

And if you hear any noise from inside.

Or if you feel something weird is happening.

Call me immediately.

You'll sleep here.

Rohan, I am giving you a very important duty.

Bro...

Don't worry at all.

Keep an eye on the back door also.

I will pray to Lord Hanuman.

Be careful.

Go without any hesitation.

The back door too.

I will take care.

Glory to Shiva.

What's the matter, dear?

- What, Papa? - I have noticed for many days.

You are sad, you hardly speak.

Look dear, if something is in your heart.

Tell me right now.

Once the date and name are printed on the invitation.

Then even I will not be able to help you.

I am not Amrish Puri.

That I will say.

"Go, Simran, live your life."

I will not do that, Papa.

Rohan. Rohan.

Bloody f**ker, is this the reason I sent you here.

Plonked your ass and sleeping!

- When did you come? - Will you ask me that?

What happened at night?

I called you to tell you about that.

He kept listening to Attaullah Khan's songs the whole night.

I had heard the noise of the bottle opening.

Maybe he drank all the beer.

This kept on repeating.

I don't know when I dozed off.

Is he inside?

Bloody hell.

[Rohan whines]

Bhasskar.

Break open the door.

Wait, go behind, we need force.

Run. Run.

Hey, what are you doing?

Think about us before doing anything.

[Bhasskar] What are you doing? Leave my leg.

Leave.

What are you doing? Have you lost your mind?

I thought you have hanged yourself.

I was cleaning the fan.

Has your mind gathered dust too?

Are you mad?

Does anyone clean the fan early morning after drinking at night?

Check if the gas is turned off or not.

Check if he has hidden a knife or a dagger.

Can't trust this f**ker.

Hey, Mishra.

Don't talk a lot.

I am not saying a word as you are my childhood buddy.

Or else would have thrown you out.

You are right.

You are behaving absolutely correctly.

If somebody else dumps you out of her life.

You will push me.

The problem is, I am a man.

If I was a woman, I could have lashed him a thousand times.

And it wouldn't have mattered to him.

What are you saying?

When Vidhi used to cuss at you,

did you beat and push her like this?

Mishra, mind your language!

What did you say? What did you say, bloody?

Brother, please.

Go, get lost from here.

And you leave.

Enough.

That's enough, Bhasskar.

Last night, you were alone here,

sulking and drinking.

And he kept guarding you outside.

No worries.

Last night you drank the whole carton alone.

And I kept praying for you the whole night,

so that nothing untoward happens with you.

Okay, no worries.

It was about childhood.

When you were hammered in the colony.

The next day, the guy would come and apologize.

You don't know why.

No worries.

But what you have done today...

[Mishra] Dolan, hey Dolan.

Shut all this.

And get out of here.

Shut everything. Shut the cafeteria.

And go from here.

Bloody f**ker you have come to cajole me. Get lost.

Bloody go away.

Mishra.

You must have understood.

Where should I put it? There is no place here.

Should I put it in your hair? Or in your beard?

Okay, please smile now.

I made a mistake. I said things I shouldn't have.

Who else will I say it to, if not to you?

You are my best friend.

It slipped out of my mouth.

Bloody.

I am a zebra.

And you are the black and white stripes on it.

- Yes, I am. - If you go away,

I will turn into a donkey.

And not remain a zebra.

Give, put it here.

Bro, should I get the table laid?

We can talk.

Yes, buddy. Let's chat, it has been very long.

Dolan lay the table.

[chattering]

Dolan, listen.

- [Bhasskar] That... - [Dolan] Yes, bro.

What is the African coffee that you drink?

Africano?

Africano, get three of that. Hurry up.

- Okay. - Not three.

Why?

What why?

I always carry it with me.

So, I will not allow Bhasskar to bear this pain alone.

Do one thing, bring Africano for him and a mug for me.

No, let it be.

Just for an Africano, I will not spoil Dolan's Saturday night.

I will share a bit with you.

You too are a bloody f**ker.

Get two mugs.

Take.

Have you wound up everything?

- Yes, bro. - Then go home.

- Should I leave? - Go f**ker.

Okay, I am going.

Happy days are here again.

After so long.

[Mishra giggling]

Look at his speed.

It is an amazing brand. I loved it.

Light a cigarette.

Bro...

technically your birthday is being celebrated today.

Isn't it?

Buddy, you are still stuck with drinking and smoking.

Give it to me.

Talk like a writer. If you have written something new.

Share it with us.

Don't preach.

[Rohan] Shantilal has forwarded in the group.

Should I read it aloud?

Shantilal sent?

Read it.

I am reading.

What is life?

A f**king dream.

A f**king man, going mad over a woman.

Robot in a man, or a man in a robot.

The f**king devil inside a man.

Awesome.

No, it is the f**king man.

Isn't it, Mishra?

Man is the bloody f**ker.

Shantilal is a threat to the peace of Prayagraj.

Kick him out.

Delete him from the WhatsApp group.

[Rohini] Mishra, is the cafe shut?

Oh Rohini, come.

How can my cafe ever be shut for you?

Please come, sit.

[Mishra] I will order nice coffee for both of you.

Dolan.

Hey, Dolan.

Where are you going all dressed up?

You granted me leave.

Leave cancel.

Get two cups of coffee for madam.

He is Rohan Yadav.

He is always like this.

He is Bhasskar Tripathi.

My friend and an awesome writer.

[Mishra] Rohini Khanna.

Hi, nice to meet you.

Me too.

Rohini, you seem to be a modern girl from a big city.

If you don't mind, can I ask you something?

Sure.

Have you had sex?

What have you drunk?

He is a bit high.

Have you gone mad?

Yes, I have.

And your friend too would have.

Yes, she has had sex. In fact, just yesterday.

Why? Are you doing some research on a book?

Yes, I am doing research.

But not for a book.

- Like on my life. - Really?

Can I help you?

What do you know, that I don't?

Should I tell you in front of everyone?

You can tell me privately.

My house is nearby.

Okay fine, let's go.

Come.

Rohan change that.

Man is the bloody f**ker.

[Bhasskar] It was absolutely correct.

[Rohini] You have the coffee and go home.

[Phone ringing]

Hello.

[Mishra] Baba you called me, I have come.

Tell me, what happened?

Look, son.

Whatever is happening, let it happen.

Do not interfere.

Bhasskar's stars are changing.

The eclipse has passed away.

Only...

Only these 24 hours...

are very crucial.

[Baba] The comet can any time enter the 10th house.

There are a hundred percent chances of sex.

He was waiting for this moment.

Now.

That time has come.

The time has come.

Baba, maybe there is a fault in the prediction.

Please check it again.

Stop it.

Get lost from here.

My brother.

He will do it.

[Giggling]

Wow, brother!

The way, Romeo and Juliet has set an example for love.

Similarly, Bhasskar and Mishra will be an example of friendship.

Finally, it was you, who gave a chance to Bhasskar.

Finally, he will get a blue tick on his name.

I can't understand what they are doing for so many hours?

They are inside for hours.

[Giggling]

For hours?

Bloody.

Hey, no.

I know you are a very good friend of his.

I know you are very happy.

But now you cannot come between them.

Breath in.

Okay leave me, I get it.

I get it.

- Kneel down. Be a horse. - No, I won't.

- Come on, be a horse. - I will tell Papa.

- [Rohan] I will tell Papa. - [Mishra] Shut up.

Bloody I cannot knock the door, but I can see it.

Rise up, I cannot see.

Bloody I cannot see. I can't see anything.

I can't see anything.

Mishra...

Come, I will hire a rickshaw for you.

What happened, Mishra?

Oh!

so you too belong to the conservative

narrow-minded Banarasi men.

What are you saying?

I can see your changing emotions.

You asked me my name,

but didn't ask what my profession was.

Why?

Because I am a woman, I can't have a profession?

I am a psychiatrist, Mishra.

I knew something was wrong the minute I saw Bhasskar.

I knew something was wrong.

Your friend hasn't slept for 24 hours.

He kept asking the same question repeatedly.

Are sex and love, two different things?

Will I fall in love if I have sex?

I spoke to him.

I made him sleep too.

Why? Because he is your friend.

If you can make coffee for my friend and me,

after shutting the caf.

Then I can do this much for you.

But I didn't expect you to wait for me,

with these questioning faces.

So, does that mean Bhasskar is still a virgin?

Baba had said sex would happen today.

Even Rohini did not have sex with him.

So, with whom is the sex going to happen?

Bloody hell.

My mind is irritated.

Bloody f**ker, you dirtied my mind.

Bloody f**ker.