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[Rohan] Sir, where should I dump this?

[Man 1] Place it here.

[Rohan] Okay.

Keep it properly.

Why are you sitting down?

Keep stirring or it will get burnt.

[Man 1] Mishra, you are chopping as if it is hurting the cabbage.

The useless guys who were bloody losers.

Have become master chefs in Allahabad today.

Listen, don't try to show off your culinary skills.

Or will shove the cabbage up your ass,

keep eating this at the wedding.

- Being from the groom's side... - Uncle has summoned brother-in-law.

Hey, boy.

- Keep this. - Why?

Is there a secret passage in the mansion,

by which we can quietly escape?

You can enter by your wish,

but leave only by uncle's wish.

Is this the way for complete peace of Prayagraj?

Petty thieves are freely roaming around the city.

Where is the police administration?

I am here for 20 years.

I haven't been able to go out yet.

Hey Mishra. What are you blabbering?

I want a scythe for cutting the cabbage, the knife is too small.

- What? - Okay, will cut it.

Hurry up.

Meet him, he is the future MLA of our area.

Abhishek Yadav.

And he is my future son-in-law.

[Abhishek] Bhasskar Tripathi.

He is an author.

So, what about Vidhi?

Did you dump her?

[Bhasskar Chuckles]

[Bhasskar] Who am I to dump her?

She is the one, who always dumps me.

Why don't you tell them,

there isn't anything between Pakhi and you?

The people you are seeing are not humans but vultures.

They are least bothered about Pakhi's happiness.

Just want to enjoy their selfishness.

As they say...

"That only a helpless guy can understand

the helplessness of the other."

So, I am here to help poor Pakhi.

You love her a lot?

I don't know about love.

But I do care for her now.

You are rocking.

You have made my life, like the one of Jimmy Shergill.

[Abhishek] First dreamt of marrying Vidhi.

It was broken.

Then dreamt of winning the elections.

It broke too.

My thumbprints have faded by the number of times,

I have given an ad on the matrimonial websites.

And look at you.

Because of charming boys like you...

the youth of our country has not grown.

Here I am, failing to be in one relationship.

But you have so many franchises.

Yadav, what do you think?

Am I doing this on the instructions of a doctor?

It is just happening.

I feel I am just stagnant.

and constantly sinking.

Listen Bhasskar, don't talk to me about politics.

[Abhishek] I am in politics for 10 years.

You remember, when I was with Vidhi at the restaurant?

With my gun-toting bodyguards.

I told you I am waiting for someone!

They should be here, they must be stuck.

You know how the traffic is in Banaras.

Poor bikers must be stuck because of a big shot driver.

Abhishek, don't.

Yet you came and won her again.

I was enraged.

If it was someone else in Vidhi's place.

Then you would have beaten and crushed.

I knew that very day.

That Bhasskar Tripathi is such a stubborn guy.

That he can even snatch Vidhi from David Beckham.

Anyways. I don't know this new Bhasskar.

Yes, the old Bhasskar.

Vidhi's Bhasskar.

If you need any help, then don't hesitate to ask.

Take care of yourself.

Bye.

[Music Playing]

[Mishra] Though I am allergic to turmeric, I will have to do it.

Why are you applying?

Fine. Hey take out the kerchief, from my pocket.

Is this a ceremony? Without parents.

[Bhasskar] Does it look like a wedding of UP?

Look at the decoration.

It looks like a set from Karan Johar's film.

They all look like fake artists.

Everyone is wearing yellow as though they have got jaundice.

Look, he is wearing good clothes. What am I wearing?

Neither cotton nor terrycloth.

I should have gotten shoes.

The brothers gave me dirty clothes. It is itching inside.

Don't try to act smart.

[Rakesh] Brother-in-law is so fair.

By applying turmeric, will glow more.

He won't glow, just by applying on hands and legs.

Take off his clothes and rub it on his entire body.

[Rakesh] Sure, sis in law. Can do that right away.

Brother-in-law, take off your shirt.

- Take off your shirt. - Hey.

Mishra, it is very important for him to glow.

[Mishra] So, will you make him naked for a ceremony?

Is it like the car's bonnet, that it will not work if not glowing?

[Mahesh] Hey, Mishra.

- Look at him, brother. - Why are you stopping?

[Mahesh] Let them fulfil their wishes.

You are our only brother-in-law.

- Take it off. - That's what I was saying.

- Yes, take it off. - Take it off.

[Ranbir] I'd say apply more turmeric.

[Mahesh] Just a minute.

What's this?

It is written Vidhi.

[Dinesh] In the shape of a heart.

Rajbir, take the car,

hurry up and call the tattoo guy. Get it.

Remove the tattoo of Vidhi and get Pakhi carved on him.

- [Dinesh] Okay, brother. - And if he can't do it.

Call the plastic surgeon and get this removed.

- [Rajbir] Okay, bro. - [Bhasskar] Hey.

I will not remove my tattoo.

Brother-in-law, there is no need to get scared.

It only pains while etching a tattoo but not removing it.

[Rakesh] This is my own personal experience.

Go and bring him.

Which part of this, did you not understand?

I said I will not remove it. Then I won't.

Why can't it be removed?

- Why will it not be removed? - Because I said so.

So, I won't remove it.

It is different in the cities, bro-in-law.

Get it?

[Mahesh] You are not aware of the laws of this village.

Listen, the thing is, you don't know me.

When I have refused. Then it is final.

So, don't annoy me.

Because only I have the right to cuss at you.

Brother-in-law, don't cross your limits.

Or I might do something dreadful.

What will you do?

Will you beat me?

Then forget your dream of being the village head.

- Get it? - [Pakhi's Father] Mahesh.

Pakhi, should I tell you something?

One day a man brings his favourite idol to his home.

He used to worship it every day.

Then asks his family to hold it.

Hold the God tightly so that he doesn't escape.

You are doing exactly that.

If your love is true, just like how God is true.

Then he will never leave you and go.

[Music playing]

[Door closes]

[Bhasskar] What?

My actions can be understood, that I am scared of them.

[Pakhi] But what is your problem?

Why don't you tell them that you don't want to marry?

Can't you see my pain?

Your four brothers.

Picked me without permission from Banaras.

Sometimes they are welcoming me

and want me to enjoy the wedding night.

[Bhasskar] Exhibiting me in front of the Panchayat.

I haven't even killed an ant in my life, Pakhi.

God is writing my destiny as if I am a hardcore non-vegetarian.

So, tell them, you don't want to do it.

Wow, I will utter and your brothers will understand everything.

Will anyone understand me?

Bhasskar are you physics or chemistry that you have to be understood?

[Pakhi] Don't you have a mouth? Can't you talk?

Or you don't know how to talk?

Always stuff it inside, and when it is unbearable,

then start choking.

And what is it about the wedding night?

Was I going to force myself on to you?

No, I didn't mean to say that.

Sorry.

[Pakhi] Look Bhasskar,

I don't know what fight you had with Vidhi.

I just want to know.

If you even love me a bit...

then say it now.

There will not be any drama here.

But straight away the wedding.

If you want to do it, say it now.

Say it, I will not mind.

Pakhi, I don't know what you think about me.

But at this moment, if I can think of anyone,

then it is Vidhi.

I love her a lot.

I wish I could fly to her right now.

But I am stuck here.

I can't leave.

Pakhi, if you care for me even a bit.

Then please do me a favour.

Help me escape from here.

Hey you. You became emotional.

Don't worry, I will help you escape today.

How?

- Look outside. - [Pakhi] The way I had runoff.

Be ready at 11.

- I am going down. - Pakhi.

Thank you.

[Pakhi's Father] Mahesh, Dinesh, Rakesh, Suresh.

Where the hell are you guys?

- [Mahesh] What's wrong, Father? - Where are you'll?

- Why are you screaming? - Why are you screaming!

- Do you know what's happened? - What happened?

The Gurjars have turned the water of the fields.

Bring the gun, hold it over their heads,

and shoo them away from there.

Each and every one of them.

- Don't spare anyone. - Let's go.

[Mahesh] Hurry up, let's deal with them.

Father?

You mean you had eloped by his help?

Come on hurry up now.

[Bhasskar] Come on.

Come on, go. Hurry up.

[Mishra] Bless me, have seen a true Chaudhary after a very long time.

Forgive me, if I have made a mistake.

Though Vidhi is my love. But...

you are my Bad Girl.

Bhasskar, bring some wickedness into your character.

[Pakhi] If you are so qualified,

then anyone will fall in love with you.

I too had swayed.

Please take care of yourself.

Bye.

I am feeling sad for Pakhi.

What's up, Bhasskar?

I am fine.

Where should I drop you? Banaras?

No. Allahabad.

To Vidhi.

- Hop in. - Greetings, sir.

The future minister of UP has become...

a driver because of Bhasskar.

[Car door closes]

PRAYAGRAJ (UTTAR PRADESH)

Don't you have chairs and tables?

Hey, Bhasskar.

I am not able to recognize you.

- You have grown your hair. - Bhasskar, man...

you have completely forgotten me,

since Allahabad has changed to Prayagraj.

- No dear. - This is not done.

Tea for me too.

Pundit, serve me a cup of tea.

- You are amazing, Bhasskar. - Why?

Banaras has all types of women smoking weed.

Yet you found a babe from Allahabad for you.

Are you insulting me?

Tell me, have you done the errand which I had asked you to?

[Shanti Lal] Bhasskar, you are still stuck on petty things.

I am telling.

The cop has found a groom.

Keshav Tyagi. He is an IPS officer.

He lives at Adhikar Colony.

The boys of the colony call him the super cop.

All the students of Allahabad are Romeos.

They all rotate around him.

Nobody is spared to romance.

Makes the crazy Tiktok stars, dance on the streets.

For instance, Manoj.

Who? Manoj? Yadav aunt's son?

Yes. Once he had kept long hair.

- [Bhasskar] Yes. - He made him bald.

Can you believe it?

Will you serve me tea or should I drink at home?

Hurry up and serve tea.

But you don't need to fear.

Directly go and tell him on his face.

That she is your girlfriend.

If you go with the wedding procession,

will return in a tomb.

This is a strange war.

Have you drunk honey?

Why do you always get angry?

He is right.

I will have to talk to him.

If not with the groom, at least talk to your Vidhi.

Give her an ultimatum,

if she is ready to do or you will leave.

I am getting a call.

What are you saying?

Two bulls are fighting on the streets.

I am coming, yes, I am coming for sure.

Okay Bhasskar I am going.

And let me know if you need guys.

- I am with you. I am going. - Yes.

Did you see his happiness, by watching two bulls fight?

There is no need to take his words seriously.

He, Shanti Lal, is a threat for the entire democracy...

and peace of Uttar Pradesh.

Yet he is named Shanti Lal.

He behaves exactly like Kim Jong Un.

He even looks like a Korean.

The tea is very strong.

Arrange for some chairs.

[Phone ringing]

If your son doesn't wear a helmet, issue a challan for him.

[Vidhi's Father] What?

[Shooing]

I had to argue with the traffic cop because of your son.

Don't ever call again. Hang up.

Greetings, Uncle.

Is Vidhi at home?

You seem familiar to me.

Have you been to jail?

No, uncle. Not yet.

But might be, as I was preparing for UPSC with Vidhi at Banaras.

[Bhasskar] Maybe you might have seen me there.

Oh okay. So, did you crack it?

No uncle, not this time.

But I hope I will definitely crack it next time.

Oh, come on,

I am not your father that you are trying to fool me.

Will crack it next time!

So, tell me, what is it?

I wanted to talk to Vidhi.

[Bhasskar] I couldn't get through her call.

Why could you not connect?

I recharged it the day before.

Look, I am trying, but it is not getting through.

[Vidhi's Father] Give me. Give me the phone.

I will connect it. Give me.

Let me try.

The last number is wrong. It is 177.

Look it is connected.

[Vidhi's Father] She is disconnecting herself.

She doesn't want to talk.

Hold it, go from here.

Go. Go away from here.

Uncle, if you could call Vidhi out.

You will be able to talk when your phone gets connected.

At present she doesn't want to talk.

Come on, go away from here.

Go. Okay bye.

Not this way, the door is there.

[Vidhi's father] You'll never meet her again.