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[Mishra] Greetings.

You are eating peanuts?

Try the cottage cheese fritters.

Serve them the cottage cheese fritters.

Do you only serve the girls?

[Clears throat]

Here is your coffee, and what do you call this?

- Samosa. - Thanks.

Greetings bro.

Bless you. May you have a long life.

Fritters are free for you. Go.

- I want the cottage cheese ones. - [Mishra] Yes sure. Go.

[Clears throat]

Which song should I sing, to please you?

I am sorry for that day.

Devendra Mishra.

Half owner of this cafe.

Rohini Khanna.

Rohini Khanna?

The word Khanna sounded like a conch shell to my ears.

You have a very fancy name.

Why?

In Banaras, the Dubey, Mishra, Tiwari,

Choubey, Parooha, Chourasia, Thakur.

Have populated so much that Khannas are not heard anymore.

By the way, what brings you to Banaras?

I have a business to take care of in Banaras.

That day the way you left in a huff, annoyed with me.

I didn't believe, that you would be back.

Fine, I will leave.

Hey no, please sit. The cafe is yours.

Customers are like God. You are like Shiva.

Please order whatever you like.

Yes, Bhasskar.

I am coming, wait outside.

My friend is waiting outside. Please order your favourite.

Tony, don't charge her anything.

-Why? -If you can forgive me,

can't I forgo your bill?

[Giggling]

Have you forgiven me?

For three hours, we have been to 50 shops.

Decide what to buy or I will buy something for myself.

Why are you buying a lady's shoe?

Show me a few more options.

[Man 1] That's all I have.

Yes, I am buying for Vidhi.

It is good if you are buying for her.

Because very soon you are going to get hit by them.

Better to give her yourself.

I will whack your face.

But it is your birthday, why are you buying a gift?

We are equal. So, I am gifting here.

But Vidhi's size is number five.

Have heard about increasing in size,

but the first time I heard about feet elongating.

Okay so are you a scientist? Have you researched it?

She has ordered a size bigger, so I am buying.

Okay fine, as the lady demands.

- What's the price for this? - 500.

- What? - 500.

Are you a Banarasi? Or an African Pirate?

Take 300.

Do you want to get Vidhi written?

KAILASH LOCAL BAR

This looks like a local bar. Why are we here?

This is the location of our date.

Oh, so you are going to drink tonight.

I don't drink alcohol.

I like the egg fritters here.

I will eat that. Let's go.

Who gave you this?

Hey nobody gave, I got it for you.

Wow, flowers for me? You dropped the glass.

And this too.

Wow, amazing.

It has been ages since I have got a gift.

I noticed that you only had sports shoes in your cupboard.

So, I got stilettos for you.

Wow, it is very pretty.

[Pakhi] The first sandals with heels for me.

Fine, I will get to try something new because of you.

By the way, do you know...

according to a Chinese tradition...

If you gift heels to someone, they leave you.

Oh, is it?

- I made a mistake. - But this isn't China.

Why are you getting worried?

You try the egg fritters.

[Pakhi] Serve us some egg fritters.

But you wanted to eat eggs.

I ate in the afternoon, in front of you.

So, I want you to eat here.

It is the best here.

I used to come here with Bindu.

By jumping off from the hostel.

[Man 2] Fine, will print your father's obituary.

Okay, fine.

Heartiest condolences, to you from the whole team of Mishralogy.

Contact us for all the ceremonies and prayers for the departed soul.

Devendra Mishra. God blesses.

[Sharma] Glory to Shiva.

[Man 2] Tell me whose obituary is it about?

Do I look bereaved?

I want to get birthday wishes printed.

- Are you the owner? - Who are you?

I want to print an advertisement, will you print it.

Yes, sure. When?

Tomorrow will give you the matter, print it quarter page size.

How much will it cost?

For quarter page it will cost 10,000.

- 10,000? - Yes.

That's it?

I think a full page will be better.

Let me discuss the matter and get back.

[Rohan] Bro, you are right.

It will be super fun to print the whole page.

Will your dad pay for it?

Don't you have 10,000 rupees?

No.

What about the donations,

for Mishralogy sometimes of 20,000, 50,000 and even 1 lakh?

It is all a lie.

Will the local Banarasi,

ever give donations?

Just 21, or 51 rupees.

Even though they have the 84 Ghats and the river Ganga.

They will not give a single penny.

I have to exaggerate and say,

so that people are compelled to give more.

I even bailed you out.

All my money is over.

Listen, Mishralogy is my organization.

I don't use the organization money for personal use.

It is too expensive. I thought 2000-3000 was enough.

In that case, I will do whatever I can.

Even then, it will not suffice.

Want to do charity!

Listen, call Vidhi's rival.

It is her duty too.

Let her also contribute.

Give him the wishes.

Does she pick up your call?

[Phone ringing]

- Hello. - Pakhi, Rohan here.

I wanted to talk about Bhasskar's secret birthday party.

- Are you free? - I can't hear you.

Just a minute.

Asked me to wait.

Yes, tell me, what were you saying?

We wanted to get Bhasskar's birthday printed in the newspaper.

Birthday wishes.

I wanted to get Bhasskar's birthday wishes printed in the newspaper.

Should we add your name to it?

Yes, add it, why are you even asking me?

Okay, will add.

WhatsApp me, your passport size photo.

[Rohan] And along with it.

How much money do you want?

Mishra, you and I are 3 people.

So, you will have to contribute 3,333 rupees.

33 paise.

Okay fine, but how do I give you now?

I will forward you the link, you transfer the money.

I don't trust that.

Wait let me connect to Bindu.

She is connecting Bindu.

[Bindu] Okay fine, meet you soon.

- Hi sis. - Bindu, are you at the hotel?

I was in Radhika's room.

Okay, go to my room.

You know where my cupboard keys are.

- Yes, I know. - [Pakhi] Take the keys and fetch the money.

Just a moment. How much money do you want Rohan?

3,333.

- 33 paisa. - Is Rohan on line too?

Bindu just take out the money.

Yes, sis, I have reached your room.

Sister.

[Bindu] All the money has been stolen from here.

How will your plan succeed?

Pakhi, you said you don't drink.

No, I don't.

My money from the hostel has been robbed.

Your money has been stolen? How?

I don't know.

And a miser like me cannot bear this pain.

So, I am drinking.

And you are drinking along with me too.

Get one more beer please.

No, I will not drink today.

Think about it, Bhasskar.

Either you tolerate my stress without drinking.

Or drink and grieve with me.

Give me the beer.

Cheers.

I will not let you sell your ring.

Who the hell is selling? Bloody f**ker.

Bloody, from when have the Banarasi publishers

started charging so much money?

That too from me?

Living in Banaras, and money for the ad?

Are you an a**hole?

Bloody f**ker.

Why does Bindu keep calling me? I don't want to talk to her.

- Hello, Bindu. - Rohan, send me the address.

I will come with the money.

But Pakhi's money was robbed.

Yes, so? I have the money.

[Bindu] I have earned a lot because of Pakhi.

I cannot ditch her when she wants me.

She is willing to give her own money.

Call her.

- Yes, call her. - But...

No buts or I will clip your butt.

Fine, sending you the location.

But I have a condition.

I will not accept any conditions.

Twice you have harassed me.

I am not a lipstick, that you apply me.

Keep your Bad Girl's emotions at the hostel and come here.

Make me wear slippers.

Why are you getting scared?

I wanted to join Bhasskar's party.

She wants to attend the secret birthday party.

So, call her, she is bringing the money. And you!

No, bro.

Fine, sending you the location.

[Pakhi] I am getting hiccups. I left my gift behind.

[Bhasskar] Come on.

[Pakhi] Give me the bike keys, I will drive today.

[Bhasskar] Relax, Pakhi. We'll fall.

Oh Mummy.

[Nurse] This will happen if you drink and drive.

No, I am not drunk.

Do you think I am mad?

[Nurse] Every evening the girls and boys want to get drunk.

[Bhasskar] I am not drunk.

I mean I just had a few sips.

Can I go home after the dressing?

Both of you are drunk.

[Nurse] Who the hell will drive your bike?

- But drink... - Relax here for a few hours.

Sending the ORS.

Leave when you get sober.

Fine, why are you shouting? Are you not going to charge us?

Do you know what the time is?

Time?

Mummy.

What happened? Are you fine?

I am fine, but my mobile is broken.

More expenses.

Sorry, we both fell because of me.

No, it is fine, you had beer for the first time.

- It happens. - But it was fun, wasn't it?

Yes, it was fun.

Should I tell you something?

Yes, tell me.

You wanted to know what the list stuck on my cupboard was?

- Yes. - I am saving money, Bhasskar.

Oh. For something important?

I want to go to Canada.

Oh, you mean permanently? To settle down?

I was in 12th grade. When I fell in love.

Online chatting had just begun.

24 hours, kept singing his songs.

[Pakhi] He lives in Canada.

Works at the petrol pump, but for me he was no less than a prince.

My family is conservative.

I knew they will never accept him.

So along with him, made the plan and a passport.

One night, I robbed my house...

transferred the money to him and reached the airport.

And then?

Waited at the airport for two days.

Holding the passport in my hands.

Waiting for his call and ticket.

Come rain, sun or hunger.

Kept waiting for him.

Waiting for his call.

Waiting for the ticket.

I thought maybe he was stuck.

Maybe he was trapped somewhere.

Oh, so this is your story.

Oh, so you are going to Canada to meet him again?

- You love him a lot. - My a**!

I want my money back.

What? Really?

I was a kid.

[Pakhi] I didn't realize I would lose my home,

and my family.

I assumed,

they would be upset for a few years.

But will finally accept the guy.

Now...

But now the guy isn't there.

What excuse do I give them?

Pakhi.

No worries. Don't cry.

Why are you crying?

It was his loss.

[Bhasskar] He was not worthy.

Better, that you came to know before.

Gajendra has said.

"It was his loss, not yours."

[Bhasskar] No, don't cry.

[Mishra] You will not date her.

No evening walks, and no gifts.

Don't touch her at all.

And if you have drinks with her.

Then I will smash your head.

It is okay till evening,

but if at night you are with her.

I am warning you.