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Drink, it is getting warm.

No.

I don't feel like it.

I am losing my mind.

- Me too. - Yes, bro. Me too.

I had never imagined I would feel like this in my life.

Okay, first you talk.

Or else you won't be able to piss.

Hey, why are you getting angry?

What's the matter?

A girl called me hippo...

Called you hippo?

Hippo.

- What do you call that, you carry the beer in? - Crate.

Hypocrite.

Called you a hypocrite? Why?

I was performing.

Everyone was clapping.

I saw a girl in front,

rolling something in paper and smoking.

[Mishra] I scolded her and told her not to smoke weed,

in Banaras, in the name of God.

- You are right. - Absolutely right.

They dope in the name of God and spoil our reputation of Banaras.

Bloody f***ers.

- You are correct, bro. - Rubbish!

She was smoking tobacco.

Maybe it is available in packets now. I didn't understand.

Bloody, he doesn't listen to anyone.

Just keeps blabbering around.

Tells anything to anyone. Is this okay?

stop pressuring me even more.

You tell me, what happened?

[Rohan] Bro, I had taken a vow.

After 22 years of fooling around,

when I read your book, Methods of Love.

I understood there was a difference between true love and lust.

Come straight to the point, f***er.

- Calm down. - I had taken a vow.

I wouldn't have sex till I find true love.

[Rohan] But a girl called me to the hostel...

and kissed my lips.

- She gate-f***ed me. - What?

Like how you gate crash at an uninvited wedding.

Similarly, if a hi-fi girl f***s you at the door,

without warning, it is called gate-f**k.

Bloody f***er.

You are a Yadav, don't show off your English.

Where are you?

What's wrong?

Nothing, I finished four books of the contract.

The script about making the video.

Neither am I getting a plot in my head.

Nor am I getting any desires.

- Unlike Pakhi. - Pakhi?

I warned you, not to get involved with Pakhi.

She will ruin you.

What is your problem, why do you get angry?

You are screaming!

She is my friend. Give her respect.

Talk respectfully? I too am your friend.

You never asked anybody to talk respectfully with me.

I have done a lot for you.

Done a lot?

What has he done for me?

During childhood the Rajput guys beat me a lot.

Tied me and bashed me.

He didn't say a word.

My girl got married to someone else.

He didn't do a thing.

And I am so stressed for him.

My hair has turned grey.

I am growing old in my youth.

He isn't worried at all.

Why do you keep saying this everywhere?

Let him tell everything. I will remain silent.

- Okay, then you say. - I will say, listen.

- You will have to. - [Bhasskar] I am listening.

Okay, listen.

Bloody, stop eating street food with her in the evenings.

It is okay till evenings,

but dare you to meet her at night.

I am warning you.

[Rohan] You will not sleep with her even on a date.

You will not date her.

[Mishra] You will not loiter around and no gifts.

And you will not touch her at all.

- What is this? - And if you boozed with her.

Just watch I will...

[Bhasskar] What is all this drama?

Shut up, I am getting a call.

[Phone ringing]

Pakhi. Pakhi.

Hello. Yes, Pakhi.

I was just chatting with Mishra, I am free.

Okay, I am coming.

What did I just say?

Change of moods.

Bloody, have got such Banarasi friends.

Bro, I feel like drinking.

You drink all the three together.

Drink all the three at once from your mouth.

[Pakhi] Any ideas?

I too can't think of anything.

It didn't take so long to crack any of the stories.

I think this is a writer's block.

[Mishra] It is okay till evenings, but dare you to meet her at night.

Just watch it.

[Pakhi] What happened? Any ideas?

Yes, I got an idea.

Uh...

Sit.

There were a girl and a boy.

They both work together.

Like a colleague.

- In an office. - No, not in an office.

Work together at home. From home.

Like...

Work from home.

- Yes, like that. - [Pakhi] All right.

But they have a condition between them.

That they will not mix business and pleasure.

Because first they fall in love, and then.

Love gradually changes to sex.

And business can't be done, where there is passionate sex.

Yes, absolutely.

So, this will be the interesting point.

How they both come closer to each other.

And that pact is broken one day.

But there should be a few more conditions.

Yes, should be. There are conditions.

Like, to never sleep on the same bed.

No dating, no gifts. Etc.

- There are many. - [Pakhi] Yes.

[Pakhi] And then the viewers will be excited,

how the rules are broken one by one.

That night many deliveries had to be made.

Deliveries had to be made till late at night.

It was decided.

That I would stay back at his place.

Hmm.

But there was a pact between us.

That we would not spend any night together.

But there was no other option.

If the deliveries were not finished by morning.

Then there would be a problem for money.

And because of that problem.

They both worked very hard all night.

Slowly the traffic sounds had faded away.

And it felt as if...

Nobody was watching.

Who knows what happens behind closed doors?

So, if someone does break the rules...

then nobody will ever come to know.

And when we were thinking about this.

Then...

And then she took off her Kurti.

And laid it on the table.

I too was understanding her cues.

Oh, so I was hinting?

And what about you, when you were trying to peek into my kurti?

They both were excited.

[Chair dragging]

But who will make the first move?

Both of them wouldn't have denied it.

[Bad boy] But who would say?

Then came the excuse of being a sleepy head.

And I laid my head on his shoulders.

And kept watching him type.

I would have said yes and continued working.

When I get a dirty idea.

I stare at him, and he gazes at me.

We were able to see each other's souls in our eyes.

And feel the hunger of the body.

[Pakhi] Their lips came closer and...

TWO WEEKS LATER

[Bhasskar] The name of the heroine in my story is Naika.

Naika Patel. Every morning at six,

comes to the balcony of her house with a cup of tea.

Not to watch sunrise.

But, to watch her one-sided love Giriraj's,

bare body dripping with oil, at the wrestling arena below.

Giriraj had a mighty body like the mountains of Himalayas.

Masculine body, his arms were strong and sturdy.

One day, Naika was finally not able to control her desires.

It was better to die by being crushed under Giriraj,

than by under a truck.

Naika goes to the wrestling arena to serve God's offerings.

For the first time she sees Giriraj so closely.

And she realizes that Giriraj is bigger than he looks.

He was stronger than the fort of Bundelkhand.

He too understood her needs.

Finally, he grabbed the chance and did,

what she was waiting for, since months.

[Bhasskar] The end.

Bad Boy and Bad Girl.

Bad Boy.

[Batuknath] Glory to Shiva.

Did you read what I sent?

What is that? Bad Girl isn't there.

I had an argument with the Bad Girl.

But what is the problem in that?

It is not relatable.

Why isn't it relatable?

Are there not wrestlers in real life?

Bhasskar, who reads your books?

The whole of North India.

The farmer. After working hard--

After working hard when he comes home tired.

He reads Bad Boy and feels energized.

- Yes. - You have told me that many times.

To the labourer and farmers, if you describe a man like a hulk.

Will he be able to relate?

By reading your story

it seems you have written about the adventures of Greek Gods.

If I criticize you more, you will go into a shell.

- Man... - Hey, listen.

There can be differences during the creative process.

But it shouldn't be expressed in the story.

If Bad Boy is a body, then Bad Girl is the soul.

But what to do now. I mean...

[Batuknath] Do whatever you want.

Take her around, feed her, give her flowers.

Do whatever that comes to your mind.

But I want Bad Girl back.

Glory to Shiva.

[Bhasskar] Don't look around, just go ahead.

Hey you. Where are you entering? Where?

I want to go inside for two minutes.

I will be back. I have to talk.

Don't argue with me unnecessarily.

- We are arguing? - It is a girl's hostel.

Even if the earth is ruined,

boys are not allowed to enter here.

I understand but I have an important work.

I'll talk for two minutes and get back.

No. Not allowed. Go from here.

Will have to use the other formula.

Yes.

[Giggling]

[Bhasskar] Take this, bow to Gandhiji.

Everything can be bought here. Let's go.

Everything is not sold here, get out.

[Watchman] Everything is not sold.

Everything is not sold here, get out.

Bloody took the money and threw us out.

Get out from here, okay.

You are just a guard here, not the vice-chancellor.

- I am. - Stupid guy.

- Are you always like this? - Yes.

- I will get you fired, just watch. - Go.

[Rohan] Come on, bro.

Hope we don't get beaten up if caught.

Do you get it?

First, I will jump, then you jump, okay.

Glory to Shiva.

Saved, got saved.

Rohan, hey Rohan? Rohan.

Where are you, Rohan?

- I haven't done anything. - Bro.

Bloody, where were you? Why didn't you jump?

Oh, you jumped? There was a gate there.

- There was a gate there? - Yes.

[Slapping]

Bloody I was shit scared here.

- What if I broke my leg? - Please.

Come on!

Let's go.

What to do?

All the girls are busy with Bad Boy now.

So.

- Let's climb. - There.

Have you gone mad? It is two-storied.

What if...

Blood f***er.

Come here.

Bro, I feel I am carrying a dead body.

[Bhasskar] The things you are making me do, I will die soon.

[Rohan] Whether you die or not,

I will make sure you don't remain a virgin.

[Rohan] It's done.

I am climbing up. You hold it.

I'll climb up and hold it again.

And if you act smart I will punch your face with my elbow.

Wait and watch.

Ma'am.

Oh, no.

[Bhasskar] Hey, go down.

Why are you not going down?

- The guard is below. - Where is the guard?

- He was here. - Bloody liar.

Why are you not climbing up?

Warden is above.

- Where is she? - [Bhasskar] She was there.

Climb up, bro.

Hope we don't get caught.

- Enquire on the phone later. - It is Bindu.

You will get me caught.

I am in the corridor of the first floor.

[Bindu] Take a right from there.

Okay, a right then.

- Yes, I took a right. - [Bindu] Wait.

The warden is coming there.

She is gone.

She is gone.

Let's go.

That room.

- There? - Yes.

You wait here, I will be back.

[Door closes]

[Chair dragging]

Are eggs your favorite too?

What is the long list for, in your cupboard?

How does it matter to you?

For the first time, I was watching Giriraj so closely.

Stretching both my hands-on the walls.

He had made my neck his dinner.

[Bhasskar] There was just a loincloth between us.

If there are thousands of ways to please a woman.

Then Giriraj knew 999 of them.

The lust in his eyes were indicating

the passion to be displayed on the bed.

Rocking...

You are laughing? I wrote the viewpoint of a woman.

Wow, you have written awesome.

- Isn't it? - What did Batuk say?

He cussed at me.

He said I will not be able to.

When I said you were upset with me

he said I should pacify you.

Take you out for dinner. Give gifts, give flowers.

Anyhow, bring you back.

Then... I mean, how Bad Boy desperately needs Bad Girl.

It will not be possible without her.

Oh, so what do you think?

I also think so.

I think the way you bring your point of view.

It is awesome.

Who can understand a woman better than you?

Wow, today you are talking great things.

Yesterday you had pushed me.

- Please forgive me. - Not so easily.

Then what should I do?

What did Batuk tell you?

Batuk said to take you for dinner.

Pamper you with gifts and flowers. Agree with you.

Just like a boyfriend for a day.

One day boyfriend?

Yes, like you will take me around and for dinner.

Bring me gifts.

I will get upset; you will cajole me.

You will agree to everything I say.

This is how a boyfriend behaves.

Fetch the salt.

I can't become a boyfriend.

Fine, find another Bad Girl.

I will get the salt.

It is in the third box.

Here, take it.

Remember, it is being a boyfriend for 24 hours.

Things may go beyond.